definition,word,author,tags,up,down,date
"When a city or town specifically zones an area for ""adult"" businesses.",Jizzneyland,whocaresaboutNY,"[u'#jisneyland', u'#gizzneyland', u'#adult zone', u'#stripclub', u'#toystore']",6267,6382,"April 05, 2013"
A toilet bowl.,trump basket,jknightx,[],729,634,"March 23, 2017"
Excellent health care reserved exclusively for the wealthy.,wealth care,Davis Finch,"[u'#insurance', u'#rich', u'#america', u'#capitalism', u'#socialism']",1072,625,"May 16, 2008"
A dick thing you say to a tall person to piss them off.,hows the weather up there,Jackalfu,[],1428,580,"March 20, 2017"
"The insane, narcissistic, outrageous asshat who ratfucked his way into the Whitehouse with Russian hacking, slanderous lies from FBI director James Comey, and the archaic, undemocratic, and fucked Electoral College. Ratfucker is now working tirelessly (minus weekly vacations to Florida) to finish dismantling american society, enact authoritarian rule, destroy the environment, and destabilized global relations. You’ve been ratfucked.",ratfucker,FedupAngryLiberal,"[u'#trump', u'#asshat', u'#scum', u'#asshole', u'#fascist', u'#hypocrite', u'#jerk', u'#republican']",1580,2351,"March 18, 2017"
From the beginning.,from the giddy up,Chefpatrick,[],1344,685,"March 20, 2017"
Government healthcare program thought up by a group of rich white men posing as politicians that will provide you with enough coverage for a band-aid. Unless of course you are one of the rich.,Trumpcare,DFThompson,[],2162,2145,"March 11, 2017"
When the president deals with a problem by sweeping it under the rug.,presidential comb over,Walter Ego1,[],2123,2198,"March 18, 2017"
When you masterbate so much your spank bank is now into overdraft,spank bank overdraft,Mattyglide,[],1641,1099,"March 15, 2017"
(Noun) Getting drunk on St. Patrick's Day,Shamrock'd,E.Beast,"[u'#drunk', u'#wasted', u'#cocked', u'#hammered', u'#smashed']",1765,1304,"May 01, 2008"
The act of explaining man on man sexual intercourse to another person.,manonmansplaining,RolloftheD,[],1175,1983,"March 15, 2017"
What most teenage boys use to masturbate,lucky sock,Raven's Haven,"[u'#sock', u'#lucky', u'#dick', u'#penis', u'#masturbate', u'#jizz', u'#sperm']",2165,1181,"December 30, 2011"
A form of armpit odour that resembles a combination of cheese and onion. Usually experienced after hard work or a hot day.,Chunion,Ratdog82,[],1538,1348,"March 01, 2017"
A hard round constipating turd. Induced by too much starch and not enough fiber in the diet.,Corn Puck,Harry A. Nuss,[],1628,919,"March 08, 2017"
"The way one's hair can look first thing in the morning, sticking straight up in all directions.",Strand-up comedy,Gary N.,"[u'#bed head', u'#tosseled', u'#mess', u'#un-combed', u'#tangled.']",2392,11587,"September 03, 2007"
N. The sunglasses you put on when your eyes are displaying the effects of marijuana.,highwear,Madam Pince,[],2113,853,"March 09, 2017"
"A term formerly useful for describing websites consisting entirely of intentionally fabricated news stories, but now used to describe virtually anything that does not mesh with one's own views.",fake news,DisillusionedPolitico,"[u'#partisanship', u'#demagoguery', u'#gridlock']",2220,1090,"March 06, 2017"
"NMH stand for Nodding My Head as a direct opposite of the popular abbreviation SMH, Shaking My Head.
NMH is often used to express approval or joy.",nmh,Eric Yong,[],1457,795,"March 01, 2017"
"Something you feed haters, has to be juicy lies that will get them to bite",hater steak,Outlaw152,[],1808,1197,"March 05, 2017"
"(adj.) being in a state in which one is utterly and completely unable to distinguish fact from fiction, and is thus obviously and undeniably full of shit.",reality challenged,Tom Navarro,"[u'#euphemism', u'#shit from shinola', u'#idiot', u'#politician', u'#adjective']",8620,1662,"September 09, 2007"
"Donald Trump ties are cheap, poorly-made rags that are sold a discount and second-hand stores. People wearing these ties are those who wish they had more in their wallet than just lint. Generally, tie-wearers are wanna-bes who are looking for some attention and something to brag about. In reality, they are just embarassing themselves and all other other tie-wearers around the world.",donald trump tie,jarmstrong272,"[u'#trump', u'#ties', u'#donald trump ties', u'#homosexual', u'#wanna-bes', u'#rags', u'#posers', u'#tool']",1765,2746,"November 11, 2009"
"An individual who performs less than satisfactorily to the chagrin and sometimes amusement of his or her associates, crew, or squadron.",crumplesack,Commander Crumplestiltskin,"[u'#bomber', u'#warheads on foreheads', u'#dropping bombs and making moms', u'#taking dex and pounding isis', u'#pilot', u'#wso', u'#navigator', u'#ewo', u'#bomb squad', u'#oir', u'#ofs', u'#eight engines of death']",1003,1128,"February 25, 2017"
"A vivid, unpleasant mental image (as in a nightmare) conjured in broad daylight, such as an impending crash, or a thought of a loved one in distress, which can cause a strong emotional response such as fear or horror.",daymare,Laura Gay,"[u'#nightmare', u'#daydream', u'#worry', u'#paranoid', u'#dream']",1964,645,"July 03, 2011"
Noun. Disciples of the dark lord Steve Bannon.,Bannonite,Junksmen,[],2232,1710,"February 24, 2017"
"One of the shittest and most annoying things on the internet. First seen in january, 2016. In february, 2017, it went viral, and began to invade all over the internet. You can see at least one comment with this bird in facebook pages. There are numerous pages and groups created about this. Also there are millions of protesters around the world.",trash dove,CWProkiller,[],1283,1079,"February 19, 2017"
The reverse of namesake; a person you are named after.,nametake,Ben Frey,"[u'#namesake', u'#name dropping', u'#genealogy', u'#moniker', u'#etymology']",1273,1765,"April 17, 2006"
"A plague of many modern electric guitarists. Long and excessive solo on the guitar or other instrument, to show technical superiority rather than compositional and songwriting skills.",musical masturbation,dildo777,"[u'#noodling', u'#shredding', u'#guitar hero', u'#progressive metal', u'#dream theater']",2095,831,"February 24, 2017"
(noun): Someone appointed to help destroy or dismantle the agency for which he or she ostensibly works.,bureauclast,KeseyFan,[],1576,1223,"February 25, 2017"
"The talk, actions, or behavior of dildos",dildocio,mahatmaKaneJeeves,"[u'#idiocy', u'#vulgarity', u'#trump', u'#offensive', u'#clamorous']",5332,1657,"August 16, 2012"
"""The Donald"" in Italian, to draw a parallel between him and Il Duce (Mussolini), the fascist leader of Italy.",Il Donald,Moechatur Mentula,"[u'#il duce', u'#cheeto mussolini', u'#il donald', u'#orange hitler', u'#mussolini']",2195,2572,"February 15, 2017"
Extraterrestrial. A weird person. Someone who is being awkward or weird.,tall grey,J1989,[],1538,1202,"January 09, 2017"
Donald Trump's birth-name.,fuckface von clownstick,Ephara,"[u'#fuck', u'#fuckface', u'#clown', u'#stick', u'#donald trump']",3918,3237,"July 01, 2014"
"Alt-Reich: An Intentional play on the word ""Altreich"". which is an actual German word meaning Old Empire and can refer to Germany's pre-WWI territories or even it's territories as the Holy Roman Empire, i.e. the countries Hitler tried to take back.",Alt-Reich,Ryantology2016,[],2815,2323,"November 23, 2016"
To be fired.,Trumped,Liberal1993,"[u'#trumped', u'#trump', u'#fired', u'#jobs', u'#donald trump']",2388,3263,"September 12, 2015"
"Trumpflakes are people that blindly defend Donald Trump, no matter insane or bat-shit crazy the case may be. They are basically flakes that defend Donald Trump by calling everyone 'snowflakes'.",trumpflakes,JimmyAgnew,[],3478,2999,"January 25, 2017"
When you completely blow a job interview and still wind up getting the job.,DeVos'd it,JerryDSKI,[],3062,1784,"February 07, 2017"
The unpunished crime of betraying one's country through espionage and alternative facts.,treasonish,BobbySouth,[u'##treason #russia #donaldtrump'],2628,2602,"February 15, 2017"
When a person or persons quits or leaves an organization or position before the said person is canned.,Nixon'd out,Jackfire71,"[u'#nixon', u'#quit', u'#retired', u'#early retirement', u'#preemptive']",1964,1575,"February 17, 2015"
To torch a good job by accidentally engaging in treasonous acts.,Flynncinerate,anonymous,[],2249,1867,"February 15, 2017"
When a handshake between two persons goes past the extra time—it can last up to twenty-odd seconds.,Trumpshake,MathPlus,[],3145,2088,"February 11, 2017"
getting unbeleivably hammered. may involve loss of memory and balance.,Flynn drunk,tha man12345,"[u'#drunk', u'#loaded', u'#hammered', u'#sloshed', u'#black out']",1751,2171,"November 30, 2010"
"Acronym for So-Called Ruler of the United States, as in POTUS, President of the United States.",SCROTUS,Crekkis Hammy,[],3701,2297,"February 11, 2017"
"In a political context - In favor of large, intrusive government that violates or suppresses individual rights; characterized by a ""law and order"" approach; failing to support civil liberties and/or economic freedom in society; undemocraticIn a non-political context - Bossy, controlling, domineering",authoritarian,Lin Zhao,"[u'#libertarian', u'#statist', u'#tyrannical', u'#controlling', u'#government']",1721,1353,"February 10, 2013"
An outrageous lie.,Spicer,KathiC,[],3130,1959,"January 21, 2017"
"A toad who thinks he is a prince, devoid of any self awareness as to what an asshole he looks like to everyone around him. Possibly a narcissist slash racist slash spoiled rich kid all grown up.",Shit Gibbon,Krunkmaster 31,"[u'#shitgibbon', u'#potus l', u'#cheetolini', u'#marmalade shithead', u'#drumph', u'#tee rump', u'#trumpster fire']",3028,2207,"February 08, 2017"
Effortlessly obtained dick.,easy D,KPAXkpax,[u'#dick'],2813,1088,"February 08, 2017"
Piece Of Totally Useless Shit,POTUS,NoTnoKKKnoFUSA,[],4046,4690,"January 29, 2017"
A person's chin which lacks definition or strength of character.,bitch chin,AirplaneDonk,"[u'#pussy', u'#bitch', u'#chin', u'#weak', u'#ass', u'#trump', u'#jaw']",2417,3164,"September 25, 2010"
"adj: describes an action or person that is motivated by arrogance, self-agrandizement, and without concern for fact, consequence or responsibilty.",trumpian,Stellar One,"[u'#liar', u'#foolish', u'#childish', u'#prideful', u'#hubris', u'#sad', u'#pathetic', u'#trump', u'#fool', u'#cry baby']",2572,5130,"January 28, 2017"
One of the worst terrorist attacks that never happened.,Bowling Green Massacre,BowlerGreen,[],4105,1743,"February 03, 2017"
"An anagram or ""alternative name"" for the worst president in the history of the USA. Coined by Colin Mochrie (of Whose Line is it Anyway fame) on 20 January 2017.",lord dampnut,freepicklepleaseenquirewithin,[],3085,4649,"February 01, 2017"
"On an episode of Dr. Phil, a ""difficult"" teenage daughter, addresses the crowd using the phrase, ""Cash me outside dah.""Basically, it means, come talk to me outside so that we can sort out our issues and potentially get into a physical fight.",cash me outside howbow dah,doubletapmyass,"[u'#dr phil', u'#cash me outside', u'#howbow dah', u'#girl', u'#slang', u'#streetwise', u'#street slang', u'#bad girl']",4101,1344,"January 18, 2017"
"The seemingly friendly yank of someone's arm in an authoritative handshake truly designed to be vigorous, demeaning and disrespectful.",yankshake,postabyte,"[u'#handshake', u'#yank', u'#handshake pull', u'#jerk', u'#john boehner']",1478,1126,"February 13, 2013"
An economic system where corporations and billionaires get huge tax breaks and refunds the rest of us get chump change.,Trumponomics,theauthormarkwilkins,[],2979,4911,"January 26, 2017"
Cost of goods paid by consumers after tariff cost increases.,Trump Jumped,ClarkKent,[],2363,4430,"January 26, 2017"
"A fascist twit who overuses their Twitter, and uses it for attention and to indoctrinate the foolish. Synomous with The Orange Snowflake, a.k.a Orange Mussolini, a.ka. Orange Faced Shit-gibbon, a.k.a Donald J. Trump.",Twitler,Puppygirl ,[],3828,2724,"January 29, 2017"
"What every inhabitant of the USA is, except the Native Americans. ",immigrant,rosinbolle,"[u'#norwegians', u'#germans', u'#immigrants', u'#usa', u'#englishmen']",5929,2859,"October 22, 2006"
n. Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled people.,kakistocracy,Bryan H,[],2566,1894,"June 18, 2005"
"basically donald trump, bc he's a big 'ol white lump of overcomb + cheeto dust skin",Donald Lump,froyo666x,"[u'#donald trump', u'#republican', u'#2017', u'#usa', u'#president', u'#wtf', u'#donald', u'#trump']",3116,3555,"January 25, 2017"
a new healthcare insurance system where you automatically lose your health coverage if you are sick or poor.,trumpcare,zen velo,"[u'#insurance', u'#aca', u'#health']",3793,3656,"January 07, 2017"
"When you go to a foreign country, order a presidential suite, and get videotaped watching two prostitutes pee on each other.",Trump Treatment,Lsmei Mndeifar,"[u'#booty', u'#trump', u'#golden shower']",2562,3503,"January 24, 2017"
T.rump is a tyrant lizard with small hands and an even smaller brain,Tyrannosaurus rump,Goofball2020,"[u'#trump', u'#t.rump', u'#t. rump', u'#siberian prince', u'#orange caligula', u'#banker-lover']",3839,3568,"January 21, 2017"
"The worst of the four classifications of lies: lies, damned lies, statistics, alternative facts. Alternative facts are distinguished from the other damnable lies by the addition of gaslighting the listener.",alternative facts,Bogrimm,"[u'#kellyanne', u'#conway', u'#trump', u'#republican', u'#lies', u'#statistics']",4393,2640,"January 22, 2017"
"A large, fresh dump.",Hot Donald,DrNeptune,"[u'#trump', u'#poo', u'#shit', u'#turd']",3593,3770,"January 21, 2017"
"""The Stupidest explanation is always the right one""",Trump's Razor,thatrockydoh,[u'#trump donald trump'],2589,3480,"January 19, 2017"
A male physical attribute with implications of having a small cock. ,small hands,D-guy,"[u'#cock', u'#dick', u'#wang', u'#pecker', u'#prick']",2852,2209,"June 29, 2006"
The response for when someone is telling huge porkies.,bull mother fucking shit,Aceeeeeeeee,[],2492,1257,"January 18, 2017"
"When two mates have a mutual understanding to laugh at each others jokes, no matter how lame or awkward said joke is, therefore lessening the social failure of the bad joke.",Joke Insurance,iPutMyWordInYou,"[u'#bad joke', u'#joke fail', u'#joke', u'#insurance', u'#mate', u'#friend']",9776,2267,"August 24, 2009"
"Similar to the phrase ""just putting that out there"", but it is usually said more as suggestion, particularly when the person saying it lacks confidence that his answer or solution is correct.",Just Placing it out there,Fishywords95,[],1219,1239,"January 15, 2017"
A citizen of Nazi Germany who participated in or overlooked atrocities while denying personal moral responsibility by appeal to his submission to supposedly legitimate authority.,Good German,The Barefoot Bum,"[u'#coward', u'#nazi', u'#1984', u'#i was just following orders', u'#responsibility']",1833,1955,"June 18, 2009"
a nick name for Donald J Trump (during and after the 2016 Presidential election),orange face,beautyinthewest,"[u'#politics', u'#celebrity']",2959,2797,"January 14, 2017"
"The term ""banana republic"" refers to a country dominated by corporate interests, in which income disparity between rich and poor is extremely high, to the point that the middle class has just about disappeared, and aside from the fantastically wealthy few, practically everyone is dirt poor.A Banana Republican is a Republican who wants to lower taxes for the rich, leading to increased income disparity and bringing the USA closer to banana republic status.",Banana Republican,bluefive,"[u'#banana republic', u'#republican', u'#republicans', u'#banana republicans', u'#banana']",2508,2093,"September 28, 2010"
similar to the resting bitch face. when a guy just looks like an asshole but hes actually a nice guy with a face of a complete doucher,resting douche face,NoHablasAnglais,"[u'#resting bitch face', u'#rbf', u'#asshole', u'#maf', u'#angy']",10660,8347,"February 22, 2014"
"In BDSM terminology, refers to sensual or erotic play involving bodily fluids, typically urine, saliva, and less commonly, blood.  Considered 'edge-play', because it is obviously somewhat unhygenic.",watersports,Aileen,[],3434,1363,"April 21, 2003"
n. The act of urinating on someone for sexual pleasure.,Golden Shower,Golden Shower Boy,[],3678,1828,"July 23, 2005"
"Latin abbreviation for the literal translation of ""and shit"", specifically, ""et merda"". Just like ""etc."" (and so forth), ""i.e."" (that is), and ""e.g."" (for example), ""etm."" can be used to abbreviate ""and shit"".",etm.,Lesbrarian,"[u'#etc.', u'#and shit', u'#et cetera', u'#mierda', u'#abbreviations']",8658,2632,"April 06, 2010"
Military phrase meaning troops in place. Slang usage is when you are referring to going somewhere or being somewhere or someplace.,Boots on the Ground,B. Hanback,"[u'#boots', u'#bar', u'#someplace', u'#somewhere', u'#there']",1742,575,"February 28, 2010"
"This expression dates as far back as man has been stuffing his junk into farm animals. You fuck one goat. Meaning there are some things we do that we must carry with us, no matter the good deeds you do or the people who love you, this can all be overshadowed by one horrific deed.",you fuck one goat,Ageofchronic,"[u'#goat', u'#fuck', u'#grandpa', u'#wtf', u'#lol']",2144,1027,"January 06, 2017"
Noun. Using social media sites such as Twitter to manage foreign relations and conduct diplomatic discussions publicly.,Tweetplomacy,Tiberien,[u'#diplomacy twitter tweet transparency diplomatic'],1989,2587,"January 06, 2017"
Pull a fact out of your ass.,trump it,badbadbob,[],4486,6302,"January 05, 2017"
"When you have to call someone back but don't want to talk to them, so you wait until you know they can't talk and leave a voice mail.",Stealth-call,hbdanny,"[u'#stealth', u'#call', u'#bad news', u'#calling', u'#voice mail']",14038,3038,"March 18, 2010"
"A TSA pat-down with a ""happy landing.""",Gate Massage,MILatino,"[u'#tsa', u'#screening', u'#airport', u'#gate', u'#massage']",7774,3621,"November 26, 2010"
A slang term for a hair cut.,ears lowered,mikelikewhoa451,"[u'#ears', u'#lowered', u'#lower', u'#ear', u'#doug', u'#funny']",8008,6691,"March 16, 2007"
"voluntold:  The exact opposite of volunteering.  Always used in reference to an unpleasant task to which you have been assigned by your boss.
",voluntold,Honorarius,"[u'#work', u'#boss', u'#job', u'#business', u'#employment']",5222,1543,"March 13, 2006"
An individual who talks on his or her cell phone even when doing so is rude or inconsiderate of other people.,Cellfish,I Work 99,"[u'#cellfish', u'#selfish', u'#cell phone', u'#cell phone-itis', u'#cell fuck']",13544,3823,"July 28, 2008"
When you make a decision you instantly regret.,feeling brexit,n5473c,"[u'#brexit', u'#mistake', u'#change mind', u'#whoops']",5025,5276,"December 18, 2016"
"AdjectiveA self-coined malapropism and Freudian slip by the Short-fingered Vulgarian/President-elect as he attempted to conduct sensitive US-Chinese diplomacy with a very-classy, bigly-nuanced tweet.",Unpresidented,Warren Pease,"[u'#moran', u'#make english grate again short-fingered vulgarian']",4807,6062,"December 17, 2016"
Body of assholes who assemble every four years to confirm chief executive asshole.,rectoral college,tirtle,[],10490,5256,"December 15, 2016"
To mess up extremely past the point of no return.,You Done Fucked Up,EonLover380,"[u'#botch', u'#foul', u'#goof up', u'#screw up', u'#mess up']",17198,7452,"January 02, 2015"
"If you own a sailboat, it's the wind in your sails.",Sailboat fuel,John Wesley Shepard,[],3994,2119,"December 14, 2016"
When your experience level in masturbating has reached the pinnacle of the field and have been established as an expert in the field.,doctorbating,theRealMeric,[],3989,1774,"December 16, 2016"
Extreme over reaction to personal criticism.,trumpitantrum,Protaganist ,[],4588,4495,"December 15, 2016"
When you masturbate so long in the shower that the water turns cold,Beat it till it's cold,DryBass69,[],4224,1281,"December 13, 2016"
A small penis surrounded by a ridiculous plumage of pubic hair.,Trump Stump,Piethagorus,[u'##trump #trumpstump'],5562,5071,"December 13, 2016"
Excuse to miss school for an event.,one day flu,Orgasmic Velociraptor,[],3903,894,"December 12, 2016"
Taking an incredibly toxic dump.,Take a Trump,Wessi ,"[u'#pooping', u'#shitting', u'#crapping', u'#turd', u'#dump']",4706,5518,"December 10, 2016"
The weight gained when Donald Trump was elected President Of The United States,Trump Ten,SnowLucario,[],3184,5316,"December 10, 2016"
"For people who don't know the word ""our""",are,Thrash06,"[u'#our', u'#r', u'#we', u'#ares', u'#hour']",6619,9496,"September 20, 2006"
A term used to tell someone to pray before an event.,bless it up,Mr.cornbread,[],3767,1293,"December 07, 2016"
"The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse. Named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator Rick Santorum because of his homophobic political statements.",santorum,Bohica Zamboni,[],39281,14421,"November 27, 2003"
"A TV show, Film or situation that was not really funny or marginally funny that for whatever reason is much funnier aftwrwards.",Laughterwards,TempusfugitXXIV,[],2016,935,"December 06, 2016"
The most Southern 'fuck you' there is. Can be put at the end of a phrase to nullify any cruelty.,Bless your heart,CattheGreat,[],6375,726,"December 05, 2016"
The smell that occurs when a swamp is drained and replaced with raw sewage and other kinds of stinking waste.,trumparoma,Crawdad Nelson,[u'#sewage foul odor stench'],3447,4703,"December 02, 2016"
"An expression used in North England meaning ""I'm so tired I'm going to have to go to bed soon""",not long out of bed,Fiftypounds,[],2306,894,"December 02, 2016"
When you ejaculate so hard it destroys everything in a two mile radius.,nuclear cumsplosion,Tecthe (@EagleCheesecake),"[u'#nuclear', u'#nuke', u'#cumshot', u'#cum', u'#explosion', u'#ejaculation', u'#bukkake']",3870,3935,"December 02, 2016"
When a woman is pregnant and is keeping it a secret.,baby in the closet,Fitzgerald1,[],3465,748,"November 29, 2016"
"A self-declared follower of the Christian faith and its principles of unconditional love, helping the less fortunate and renunciation of violence and worldly goods, who also rabidly supports President-elect Donald Trump, an unabashed narcissist, racist, misogynist, xenophobe and pussy grabbing real estate con-man of shiny, gaudy buildings.",Trump Christian,Webster 2016,[],5373,6530,"November 29, 2016"
"Whoja vu is to people as Deja vu is to events.
That eerie feeling you've met someone before, even though you just met them for the first time",Whoja vu,Magster Dragster,[],3014,1048,"November 29, 2016"
The fear of Donald Trump,Trumpophobia,Mijoo_Is_LIT,[],8028,3421,"November 28, 2016"
"disease earned through the chain of command in the US military, specifically, from a superior to a subordinate or a hired author",pentagonorrhea,Ro20,"[u'#pentagonorrhean', u'#petreaus', u'#allin', u'#biography', u'#military']",2034,2856,"November 14, 2012"
"A safe haven which could be limited to a closet, toilet, single room or a complete house were a male organism is able to produce semen by hand without being disturbed.",wank shelter,Dennissayshi,"[u'#wank', u'#shelter', u'#wankshelter', u'#locked up', u'#wanking', u'#fapping']",4265,677,"November 18, 2016"
"(n) Used to reference a dog's butt hole immediately prior to the dog having a bowel movement. Right before a dog has a bowel movement, their butt hole starts to expand and pucker, causing an uncanny resemblance to Donald Trump's mouth. The Trumpy Butt is a signal to the owner or dog walker that the dog is about to go. The state following Trumpy Butt is often referred to as ""Brown Eye.""",Trumpy Butt,Metaphormidable,[u'#dog butthole asshole trump shit poo poop bottom mouth butt'],3403,4697,"November 25, 2016"
This means that somebody was too loud during sex the night before.'Microwave' refers to the coitus that was had.,I Heard You Using the Microwave,#THE_QUEEN,[],3214,1091,"November 17, 2016"
"Folks.
 As in, a group multiple people.",folx,Ranmoth,"[u'#people', u'#crew', u'#gang', u'#group', u'#clique']",809,3154,"April 26, 2006"
"A fake, unaccredited school using Donald Trump's name that offers classes in real estate, management, negotiation, entrepreneurship, and wealth creation. They are another example of a diploma mill, like Walden University or Trinity Southern University. Their main source of advertising is from spam, which also include offers for pet medications, diet pills, software, loans, photo contests, and mortgage applications. ",Trump University,I am the Donald,"[u'#hair', u'#fake', u'#diploma mill', u'#degree mill', u'#donald trump', u'#trinity southern university', u'#walden university', u'#realestate']",3949,3372,"March 24, 2008"
"used as a slang term to describe something with a conflict of interest, much like it would be a conflict of interest to hire a dingo to babysit your infant while you leave the house. In this situation the dingo has a contrast of interest and will most likely NOT do a good job babysitting your infant.This term was first used on the popular HBO show, last week tonight with John Oliver.",calling dingo,24angryMexicansInaWallmart,"[u'#conflict of interest', u'#hbo', u'#john oliver', u'#last week tonight', u'#contradictory', u'#bad idea', u'#are you fucking kidding me']",1830,883,"August 11, 2014"
relating to or denoting circumstances in which objective facts are less important in shaping public opinion than emotional or personal beliefs.,post-truth,P-but,[],2410,676,"November 16, 2016"
"The default drink one orders when unfamiliar with the drink options, or not ready to order.",Panic drink,jurbonefracker,"[u'#drink', u'#panic', u'#bar', u'#order', u'#bartender']",3001,524,"November 18, 2016"
Screw things up for yourself.  Let yourself down.  Betray yourself by acting in a way that's opposite to your own interests or (conscious) intentions.,played myself,multi-wall,"[u'#play myself', u'#played myself', u'#play yourself', u'#play someone out', u'#play me out']",2536,591,"June 30, 2008"
"When a man mansplains what ""mansplaining"" means.",manmansplaining,Ae5Ea8,[u'#mansplaining mansplain'],1284,4424,"November 14, 2016"
"A person who performs ""special tasks"" for Emperor Palpatine of the Galactic Empire. Mara Jade was a known Hand.",Emperor's Hand,Nom Anor,"[u'#consort', u'#assassin', u'#concubine', u'#whore', u'#dark jedi slut']",1435,1193,"June 17, 2008"
"A corrupt governmental body made up of thieves, also sullied by nepotism and croneyism.",Kleptocracy,ghost3x7,"[u'#klepto', u'#judge executive', u'#district magistrate', u'#thieving politician', u'#boss hogg']",2709,754,"April 20, 2009"
"A giant, unavoidable bowel movement whose aftermath can clear an entire house and leaves its shocked victims in a mood as foul as its odor.",tronald dump,Bogrimm,"[u'#donald', u'#trump', u'#shit', u'#poop', u'#president', u'#bowel', u'#feces']",5636,4235,"November 12, 2016"
The act of grabbing a girl by the vagina,Trumpalingus,Why the hell not,"[u'#trump', u'#vagina', u'#sex', u'#election', u'#skirt', u'#grab', u'#cuntalingus']",5565,4435,"November 11, 2016"
From the slang own: to own self.,Self-own,Vex,[],1029,2368,"December 20, 2004"
"When everything that can go wrong , goes wrong.",Feeling 2016,Nicolaeesi Targaryen ,"[u'#2016', u'#work', u'#boss']",6041,2825,"November 09, 2016"
"A feeling typically associated with dread,night terrors and flashbacks from the presidential election results.",Post-Trump Stress Disorder,NamedoneLetterE ,"[u'#trump', u'#election', u'#president', u'#ptsd']",7710,5068,"November 09, 2016"
"Doing something very stupid, like when America voted for Trump to be the president.",Pulling An America,Rico Ravioli,[u'#stupid trump america no stop'],9555,8970,"November 09, 2016"
The punishment or fate a society deserves to receive.,Trumpence,Stehako,"[u'#trump', u'#pence', u'#comeuppance', u'#donald trump', u'#idiocracy']",8765,8732,"July 15, 2016"
"The feeling you have the day after an election, because you stayed up late trying to find out the results.",Election hangover,Nemo6969,"[u'#obamitis', u'#hangover', u'#tiredness', u'#anxiety', u'#fretfullness']",7673,1709,"November 03, 2010"
A controversial process of extracting otherwise-secret information from a friend or co-worker by getting them drunk and thereby loosening their control on their tongue. ,beerboarding,Nathan Montague and Claudia Wheatley,"[u'#interrogation', u'#confidence', u'#waterboarding', u'#torture', u'#secrets']",8395,1442,"June 23, 2008"
Term coined for the Bromance between Olympic swimmers Ryan Lochte and Michael Phelps. ,Phlochte,agape_eternal,"[u'#bromance', u'#romance', u'#gay', u'#phelochte', u'#love']",1249,2530,"March 24, 2009"
"A male cougar.  Single, usually divorced, and at a minimum 10 years older than a cougar.",manther,Wes Tent,[],2760,2649,"April 29, 2004"
"Droplifting is the opposite of shoplifting; it involves leaving a product or item in a shop, rather than taking one.  It has been used by artists and musicians to promote their work for free, whilst some people use droplifting to make political or economic statements. (for example by altering shop's products and then returning them)",droplifting,PH,"[u'#droplifter', u'#droplifted', u'#shoplifting', u'#shoplift', u'#droplift', u'#shoplifted']",2589,631,"December 03, 2005"
A former lesbian who is now in a heterosexual relationship.,Hasbian,Anonymous,[],4887,1152,"August 19, 2003"
"The factor by which a male's hottness increases when he's in his uniform.  On a scale of one to ten, a uniform usually increases a guy's number by 2.  Can also be applied to non-military men in some uniforms.",military factor,Katie Holmes,[],1926,1106,"April 07, 2005"
"A dog that lays on its back with all four legs in the air--like a dead cockroach--is commonly described as ""roaching.""",roaching,ECGM,"[u'#dog', u'#sleeping', u'#relaxed', u'#legs', u'#back']",2123,1184,"October 16, 2005"
"A nap taken after someone has consumed any amount of caffeine    (i.e. coffee) resulting not in sleep, but blissful rest, while still mildly conscious.",coffee nap,KMFD,"[u'#caffenap', u'#tea nap', u'#not-a-nap', u'#awakebutasleep', u'#napornot']",3681,4106,"September 24, 2007"
y u mad,¯\_(ツ)_/¯,prodddd,"[u'#umad', u'#\xaf\\(\u30c4)/\xaf', u'#ascii face', u'#starcraft', u'#destiny', u'#\xaf\\_(\u30c4)_/\xaf']",11135,7564,"June 20, 2011"
"A comment on a Facebook item (e.g. status, note, etc) that was removed by the author due to A) misspelling, B) stupid remark, C) awkward input, or D) other.
 The result is typically confusion and several wasted minutes on the part of the one who was commented on or anyone who posted previously.",ghost post,Facebook Steals Precious Hours,"[u'#embarrassing', u'#stupid', u'#remarks', u'#comment', u'#facebook']",5195,6230,"April 23, 2009"
"when you want someone to do something, take your phone and say ""do it for the vine"" while recording him, then he'll do it because of the ""social"" pressure.",Do it for the vine!,lebecthebec,"[u'#you have to', u'#do it', u'#network', u'#social', u'#wiggle']",1283,1182,"May 15, 2014"
One who is completely lacking movie knowledge.,Cinematard,Peenwhistle,"[u'#movies', u'#movietard', u'#cinema master', u'#theater nerd', u'#living under a rock']",3961,1930,"April 25, 2006"
1. An phrase overused by those trying to sound sophisticated and/or intelligent.2. A phrase used frequently by Tobias Bluth from Arrested Development.,If you will,Antonym Phantonym,"[u'#if', u'#you', u'#will', u'#annoying', u'#overused']",6464,2602,"May 18, 2009"
To thoroughly clean one's teeth before visiting the dentist for a teeth cleaning.,precrestination,The Wads,"[u'#pre-clean', u'#teeth', u'#cleaning', u'#dentist', u'#procrastination']",8188,3664,"January 24, 2007"
"1. an exclamation used when you want to punctuate/emphasize an obvious or insulting quip or action
2. an exclamation highlighting something you did not know until then
3. a personal reminder",note to self,Kommando,[],1935,614,"July 08, 2004"
When your head bobs around when you about to fall asleep when sitting upright.  It is given this name because it looks like you're driving offroad.  ,four-wheeling,Bryan Fox,"[u'#sleep', u'#sleepy', u'#bobbing', u'#headbob', u'#tired']",1911,1165,"January 31, 2006"
"A businessman who is looking to buy companies at giveaway prices, as opposed to venture capitalists.",Vulture Capitalist,Harry Food Tech,"[u'#venture capitalist', u'#leach', u'#vulture', u'#scavenger', u'#fire sale']",5018,1890,"May 14, 2009"
"Romantic comedy or romcom specifically geared toward moms. Most mere mortals will not understand momcoms without a mom to translate the comedy for them. Momcommers will say things such as, ""You wouldn't get it, you're not a mom"" or ""I guess I just really got the comedy because I am a mom""",mom-com,MaryOnegative,"[u'#mom-com', u'#comedy', u'#mom', u'#moms', u'#romantic comedy', u'#romcom']",6190,8239,"May 29, 2014"
"What a man does to maintain his erection, usually while waiting for more porn to load or doing something else.",maintenance strokes,home movies,"[u'#maintenince', u'#strokes', u'#maintenace', u'#masturbation', u'#erection', u'#porn']",12745,7159,"October 31, 2014"
"A friend, maybe a best friend, who you get into trouble with and who is somewhat responsible for your actions.",accountabilabuddy,zak meade,"[u'#friend', u'#account', u'#trouble', u'#actions', u'#somewhat']",3468,1794,"April 24, 2007"
A big ol pupper.,doggo,VictorLictor,[u'#pupper'],4248,1534,"June 22, 2016"
"The process by which a song's title is inferred through the lyrics, even though the actual title of the song is different.Named after the song ""Bring Me To Life"" by Evanescence, which many nimrods erroneously believe to be called ""Wake Me Up Inside."" However, this phenomenon is not limited to this song only.","""Wake Me Up Inside"" syndrome",TheBeigeDolphin,"[u'#bring me to life', u'#wake me up inside', u'#evanescence']",1930,878,"October 15, 2016"
"T-Rex sex is a loud, passionate and savage encounter.",T-Rex sex,Wreckerrr,[u'#vigorous sex'],2908,778,"October 15, 2016"
Verb: To scroll through all of your personal email and social media on your couch or bean bag at the end of a hard day. You find this to be an effective way to decompress or chill.,Scrollaxing,Harry Duh Hound Dog,[],2441,562,"July 26, 2016"
"A prerecorded call that is sent to hundreds or thousands of telephone numbers. An automatic dialing computer goes through a targeted list of phone numbers.
 Or: an individual call received.",robocall,vanilla g-lotto,[],4300,1734,"December 19, 2004"
"A conspiracy theorist who believes that Barack Obama is ineligible for the Presidency of the United States, based on any number of claims related to his place of birth, birth certificate, favorite birthday, or whether or not he has heard the song Africa by Toto.",Birther,Brent Elliott,"[u'#barack', u'#obama', u'#president', u'#birth', u'#conspiracy']",11273,8340,"December 08, 2008"
"Having a violent accident so bad, it's obvious from afar that all of your bones are broken",he need some milk,Rohneous,[],4646,1689,"October 22, 2015"
"1.	An unintentionally inaccurate statement or idea; possibly common and often used.
2.	A pervasive disorder, characterized by a tendency to make inaccurate statements.",inaccurism,TerryA,[],1116,569,"October 10, 2016"
The noise someone makes when they want to let you know they are in a bathroom stall,Stall Sniffle,Vjax,[],2794,579,"October 09, 2016"
Something that Donald Trump enjoys doing.,grab them by the pussy,anonymous,"[u'#pussy', u'#trump', u'#donald', u'#women', u'#sexism']",5760,2330,"October 07, 2016"
"An insincere apology or expression of regret, often blaming the aggrieved party for being offended or bringing up an irrelevant topic to distract.",nonpology,stogoe,"[u'#excuses', u'#wimpy', u'#blame the victim', u'#insincere', u'#don imus']",3633,1283,"April 24, 2007"
(merf) noun. acronym for Mom I'd Run From. The opposite of a MILF. A mom you definitely would not want to do.,MIRF,pose2pose,"[u'#milf', u'#ugly mom', u'#run from', u'#scary woman', u'#unattractive mom']",7855,2971,"October 29, 2006"
The act of looking up the definition of a word.,Dictionaried,King Ani Mal,[],2157,1403,"October 04, 2016"
A unique and powerfull relationship amongst bros that words cannot define.,bromosexual,AGBoss,"[u'#bro', u'#sexual', u'#homosexual', u'#bros', u'#sex', u'#friendship', u'#friend', u'#life', u'#god', u'#power', u'#gay', u'#frat', u'#penis', u'#testicles', u'#vagina', u'#goatsy']",3673,980,"May 12, 2009"
"The gradual conversion of your wealth and possessions to the government, through taxes, inflation and unjust laws.
 ",financial erosion,Stephan Smolka,"[u'#conversion', u'#inflation', u'#taxes', u'#debt', u'#slavery', u'#freedom']",2143,712,"January 06, 2009"
"Early morning tweeting that is vengeful, mean, or defamatory-- ideally laced with falsehood and innuendo.",Trumper Tantrum,Neologian-PJG,[],3106,2926,"October 02, 2016"
When someone is only a dick to certain people,Selective Dickism,Roadhouse2769,[],4986,654,"October 01, 2016"
"Synonymous to comfort food, comfort cartoon provides feelings of nostalgia and sentimentality towards the viewers. The type of animation tends to be stylized and visually appealing: over or under saturation of colours, ""incorrect"" motion etc.
The storylines tend to be rich with lessons and underlying meanings (nutrients) or sometimes it's just for pure fun and joy (carbs).Popular examples would be: Classic Looney Tunes, B&W Mickey Mouse, retro Disney (70's or 80's classics).",comfort cartoon,larranima,[],1801,488,"September 25, 2016"
"the act of excreting racist, sexist, homophobic, theocratic, fascist rhetoric from one's oral sphincter; esp. in the presence of large groups of like-minded, gullible, and/or easily influenced/manipulated individuals",take a trump,cowardly_pigeon,[],4202,4848,"January 27, 2016"
Asking your homie to hook you up with his girlfriends best friend.,put me in the car,Sky the P,"[u'#put me in the car', u'#pimp', u'#plug me', u'#hook me up', u'#im tryna fuck with her']",7618,8511,"June 27, 2015"
"Manterrupting: a sexist display of male ""dominance"". A trait that has not yet been lost despite decades of evolution. When men interrupt women because they ""believe"" that what they have to say is somehow more important.",manterrupting,FeministMiss,[],2639,7623,"January 16, 2016"
"When you are flying in the coach section of an airplane and one or both of the other two seats are unoccupied giving you more room, to stretch, lean or lie down.",Redneck First Class,fetmeister,"[u'#first class', u'#redneck', u'#air travel', u'#coach', u'#plane']",11526,2025,"February 11, 2009"
1. Having no intention of following thru on a date or promise2. A sarcastic way of accepting a date.3. Accepting a date only to mock the requester.,Pencil you into my Blackberry,Dayznout,"[u'#pencil', u'#blackberry', u'#decline', u'#sarcasm', u'#mocking', u'#rejection']",3387,5709,"February 28, 2012"
Toking up right after you wake up.,wake and bake,Anonymous,[],7175,2051,"July 02, 2003"
when someone disrespects your manhood.,steppin on my dick,Passing,"[u'#put on blast', u'#blasting', u'#insulting', u'#punk', u'#bitch']",14308,8172,"July 16, 2014"
No Fucking Idea,nfi,KGB,[],6262,1713,"July 10, 2002"
"When a man sleeps with a single mother with a small child.
 Also, when a man expresses false adornment for a women's child in order to sleep with her.",Shoplift the Pooty,Magikman,[],3159,6940,"May 28, 2004"
A far more severe muffin top where several folds of fat spills over a women's pants creating various nooks and crannies.,english muffin top,ilackabettername,"[u'#muffin top', u'#fat', u'#english', u'#pants', u'#muffin']",4038,1759,"August 03, 2012"
When a female you are interested in casually reveals that she has a boyfriend (intentionally or otherwise).,boyfriend bomb,nomes,"[u'#boyfriend', u'#dating', u'#girls', u'#women', u'#revelation']",7783,1183,"December 21, 2005"
A variation of see you later alligator,See you later masturbator,mcrobster,"[u'#alligator', u'#see', u'#you', u'#later', u'#masturbator']",17138,7421,"October 10, 2009"
"Something that is sexually desirable, or deemed high enough quality that it can be used for masturbation purposes.",fappable,L.K Winters,"[u'#masturbation', u'#church', u'#fap', u'#fapable', u'#sex']",11661,4193,"July 24, 2006"
"to lecture about social injustice, while doing little to create change.",jabber woke,Oops11,[],2430,1386,"September 16, 2016"
a feeling that one is in the body of the wrong species,species dysphoria,brainyuck,"[u'#body', u'#human', u'#animal', u'#bird', u'#mistake']",4326,6523,"June 16, 2015"
An fool who believes all information found on Wikipedia is accurate and true.  ,wikiot,delehusr,"[u'#wikipedia', u'#wikiot', u'#idiot', u'#fool', u'#gulliable']",5581,6423,"April 13, 2007"
The immediately preceding statement is false and was told to mislead.,sike,iwastoodrunk,[],8313,4344,"March 29, 2004"
noun:  a pornographic Christmas ornament.,pornament,Katie Oh!,"[u'#pornographic', u'#ornaments', u'#wwjnd', u'#anti-christmas', u'#bah humbug']",6638,2820,"December 04, 2006"
A form of punishment wherein an employee fucks up beyond the reprimand of a warning and is put on a disciplinary leave of absence with or without pay.,Shamecation,DocLoLiday,"[u'#vacation', u'#disciplinary leave', u'#suspension', u'#staycation', u'#absence']",2375,1679,"June 02, 2012"
A euphemistic reference to taking a massive dump. Typically the corn filled variety. But eloquently expresses any act of defecation.,Corn Art,Harry A. Nuss,"[u'#shit', u'#dump', u'#crap', u'#corn poop', u'#defecate']",1919,1098,"September 09, 2016"
"A text message containing information (usually unflattering or damaging) about a third party which is sent to the individual it concerns rather than the person for whom the communication is intended.
",mistext,Dr E Short,"[u'#sexting', u'#texting', u'#text', u'#mobile', u'#sex']",7798,1440,"July 02, 2008"
"the morning after hippies or member of the 60's counter culture have made tie dyed t shirts, candles, or prayer flags",hippie christmas,dp9,[],988,1643,"May 08, 2004"
"When you go for a day or so without brushing your teeth, and the texture in your mouth feels like your teeth are wearing fuzzy little sweaters.",Tooth sweater,Cara Dee,"[u'#tooth', u'#teeth', u'#sweater', u'#plaque', u'#not brushing', u'#toothpaste', u'#poor oral hygiene']",10156,3933,"December 07, 2008"
Television channels you get without a cable or satellite TV subscription.,peasantvision,imav,[],9887,3917,"January 14, 2005"
"A person who frequently attacks others in speech or writing, but who poses no intellectual threat whatsoever.  The motivation of this type of person can usually be accurately construed as a desire to be obnoxious and offensive.
 Origin: The phrase ""porch dog"" is used to refer to dogs that sit on front porches and bark (vigorously and fruitlessly) at passersby, but who pose no physical threat.",porch dog,Vitruvian Man,"[u'#troll', u'#asshole', u'#whiner', u'#dickhead', u'#wanker']",4382,715,"May 19, 2006"
One that has money beyond that of a normal baller yet pays less taxes than a street pharmaceutical rep or an illegal immigrant.,Mitt Romney Money,TheQuietStormRVA,"[u'#mitt romney', u'#mr tit money', u'#mr money tit', u'#romney', u'#mitt']",4945,3786,"November 19, 2012"
"A person who holds a significant amount of money tied up in Gift Cards, Store Credit, Groupons and other forms of vouchers.",Gift Card Millionaire,Gift Card Millionaire,"[u'#gift card', u'#cheapskate', u'#groupon', u'#money', u'#millionaire']",5859,4605,"November 30, 2012"
oral sex.,orophilia,uttam maharjan,"[u'#oral sex', u'#orogenital contact', u'#foreplay', u'#coitus', u'#partner']",1707,2983,"September 15, 2010"
your baby daddy,ybd,isaac7,[],1697,3829,"June 01, 2016"
The act of pulling your dick out of your pants as a sign of respect for our nigga Harambe,Dicks out for Harambe,Poopdollarmillionaire ,[],16790,3525,"July 20, 2016"
"a spin-off of the word hardcore, used, when referring to Pornography, to refer to a movie that was made with a Shakespearean play as the original plot.",bardcore,Chrissy-D,"[u'#shakespeare', u'#porn', u'#hardcore', u'#porno', u'#pornography', u'#plays', u'#theatre']",1942,2334,"October 18, 2006"
"ripped or ""holy"" jeans. They're so holy, they're jesus jeans!",Jesus Jeans,nikkiandmorganarecool.,"[u'#bootylicious', u'#jeans', u'#holy', u'#jesus', u'#panties']",19066,7582,"June 01, 2010"
To be humiliated in front of ones family.,familiated,jpg3,"[u'#family', u'#humiliated', u'#embarrassed', u'#pride', u'#ego']",7986,3180,"December 07, 2011"
Undercover police officers. (low profile police),low pro po,eson,[],3867,2057,"December 16, 2003"
"A way of saying the phrase, ""Hate us cause they ain't us"" with a little more elegance.",hate us cause they anus,Tim Funkin',"[u'#hate', u'#haters', u'#cause', u""#ain't"", u'#us']",11932,8233,"January 15, 2015"
"A middle-distance relationship, or ""MDR"", is when two people find themselves living with *JUST* enough distance between them that they can’t see each other as often as they'd like — shorter than the distance between Taylor Swift and Adele's vocal ranges but longer than the time it takes to master the catchy lyrics to Tay Tay’s latest chart-topper. Commonly used for a relationship with a significant other, friend, or friend's pet that lives more than 30 minutes, one bridge or a very large hill away.",Middle-distance relationship,LuxeValet,[],2737,1286,"August 17, 2016"
"A panicky, flirtatious text thread usually leading to sexting. Commonly typed in a nervous fashion out of fear of getting caught.",Fever Texting,Mellie_Mazz,"[u'#fever', u'#texting', u'#fever texting', u'#side dish', u'#text', u'#sexting', u'#text flirting']",1999,1320,"August 17, 2016"
"a massive night out with the lads with no defined finishing time, unlimited larger consumption and scant regard for any tasks or responsibilities that need to be adhered to the next day. Generally the premise of the out of town worker",Full smash,rufus_o'reilly,[],2008,806,"August 17, 2016"
"A sarcastic phrase meant to downplay the complaint or misfortune of another person, similar to playing the world's tiniest violin with one's fingers.It is a reference to the assassination of President Lincoln. Can be substituted with any phrase referring to a tragic event, such as, ""Other than that, how was the flight, Sullie?""","Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?",Krizzaus,"[u'#mrs. lincoln', u'#other than that', u'#sarcastic', u'#whining', u'#tiny violin']",4506,1614,"May 14, 2010"
Bay area term meaning to put money down on someone else's gas. Someone's portion of gas money.,Gas Ends,Mauvy,[u'#gas money ends gas'],1068,2548,"August 11, 2016"
When a person in casual conversation drops extremely depressing information in an order to derail the conversation to a more depressing state.,Depressive Aggressive,Carlnewburg,[],3297,995,"August 11, 2016"
When someone brags about something but are clearly lying about it or give an example of how bad you are at the thing you're bragging about.,Trump Brag,better than michael yu,[u'#donald trump'],4086,2812,"August 02, 2016"
"What happens when you type ""Google"" into Google.",Break the Internet,sarcasmasawayoflife,[],2582,3313,"August 09, 2016"
Open Beta is the stage of devolopment where you have to Pre-Purchase the game to have the privelege to test it for any final bugs.,Open Beta,Aviatic,[],1613,2098,"August 05, 2016"
a driver that is all over your rear bumper if you drive the speed limit.,texas driver,tacocheeze,[],3405,1739,"August 06, 2016"
When you send or receive a text that is so long that you need to scroll down.,paratext,AstroFox,[],2409,1221,"August 05, 2016"
"An excuse used by shitty people to deny ownership or knowledge of their bad qualities. Can also be used to devalue and avoid change or responsibility over what the other person said to them. In either case, the speaker feigns surprise at these ""new"" and ""unexpected"" things they are being told.Translates directly into ""you've taken all my shit before, why the sudden backbone?"" and/or ""I've known this for awhile, but why bring it up now?""",where is this coming from,WordsmithOwl,[],2664,631,"August 06, 2016"
"When a women texts you using more than one ""y"" it means they like or have a crush on you.","More than one ""y""",Drunk_Assassin,[],6217,2847,"August 03, 2016"
The act of taking your bra off after a long day and letting them be free.,Let my girls hang,Elizapple,[u'##letmygirlshang #befree'],6733,1569,"July 28, 2016"
A rude assholelike person. originated in pittsburgh,Jagoff,Beer_jedi,[],5024,1859,"October 28, 2003"
"When a person ejalculates while playing the game ""Pokemon go."" This usually occurs near spawn points of legendary/rare Pokemon.",Pokemon goo,Swaggyswoog,[],5670,4456,"July 28, 2016"
a person who does not accept or is out of touch with the realities/ beliefs of modern times;one who blatantly dismisses/ disagrees with common knowledge or scientific findings.,flat earther,G-Money12321,"[u'#flat', u'#earther', u'#globe', u'#shape', u'#disbelief', u'#phlat', u'#erther']",4511,1220,"November 10, 2013"
"A female who conforms to her surroundings and claims she is unique. She often drinks Starbucks, wears Ugg boots in August, and posts selfies on social networking sites every. single. day. Also uses hashtags that don't have anything to do with the picture itself.",basic white girl,burningred1234,"[u'#basic', u'#basic white girls', u'#white girls', u'#girls', u'#whte']",7346,1763,"December 11, 2013"
The zombie like foot speed of Pokémon GO player's.,Poképace,ToiletCheese,"[u'#pokepace', u'#pok\xe9 pace']",5259,1337,"July 25, 2016"
The phobia of texting in group chats.,Group Chat Phobia,Ronald44,[],4921,2526,"July 21, 2016"
The act of loving oneself; being sexually attracted to yourself.,IntroSexual,That_one_guy_,[],6603,2045,"July 21, 2016"
When a rabid racist rant is fueled by a shitstorm of word salad.,trumpster fire,Gilbeygirl,[],4554,7798,"June 08, 2016"
"The feelings that get stirred up whenever a Drake R&B song comes on, where you start missing people that you don't even know.",Drake Effect,Samuel L Jackson 3rd,[],5609,3211,"July 18, 2016"
chump change,trumpence,traveling incognito,[],2517,5181,"July 18, 2016"
To be hella honest,tbhh,Pg  star,[],5214,3012,"July 14, 2016"
"To ignore, overlook, or to forget something. Used as a verb, to sleep on something. Overlooking something that is deemed good or tight.",sleep on,Thrilla in Vanilla,[],3578,2187,"November 24, 2004"
"The time during the day at which it is no longer physically possible to wear a bra. Can also be written as bra:thirty, bra 30 or bra:30. Bras are removed for the remainder of the day at bra thirty.",bra thirty,becky75,[],5000,1717,"July 14, 2016"
The suspicion that anyone on their phone outdoors is playing PoGo.,Pokemon paranoia,markhenry64,[],7888,1896,"July 14, 2016"
"It's after you realized you have taken so much shit from people because you are nice. And every time you do something bs the pile gets bigger and bigger until you have reached the tipping point where you are like fuck this shit I'm out. Then whatever comes your way, you don't care.",fuck it mountain,ubhboob,[],8603,2006,"July 12, 2016"
A platonic kiss is a kiss between two people when one or more of the engaged parties is in a relationship and is trying to remain guilt-free whilst kissing other girls/guys.,platonic kiss,Defiant_Lover,[],2397,3726,"July 09, 2016"
When you don't like somebody but you hang out with them,phony kicking it,SiliconAssAndBrazilianHair,[],2978,2434,"July 09, 2016"
"Used frequently by the people native to the United Kingdom, this is an exclamation that shows feelings of frustration or anger.",fucking hell mate,SomeoneYouShouldNotCareAbout,[],5875,2134,"July 09, 2016"
"The individual's Facebook personality as it is perceived by others from their post, likes, comments, emoji's, and other Facebook activity.",Facebookonality,"Noel ""The Wise"" ","[u'#online persona', u'#attitude', u'#personality', u'#character', u'#nature', u'#disposition', u'#image', u'#identity', u'#self', u'#role', u'#facade']",1899,3324,"July 06, 2016"
"To be completely and honestly serious.
A reply used by people who have been questioned on the truth of their comment.
To be truthful and not lie.
A truncation of the phrase ""dead ass serious"".",dead ass,Tai,[],5469,2473,"June 30, 2003"
"A nod of the head similiar to the nod of acknoweldgement but can be used between any two men, not just friends. It is an unspoken greeting in which only another man nod is an appropriate response. Signifies acceptence of presence. Verbally may be interpretted as a grunt. Universal language with no ehtnic restrictions.",man nod,Heffrey420,"[u'#nod of acknowledgement', u'#man-nod', u'#non-verbal', u'#men who nod', u'#nodding men']",5375,1417,"October 19, 2005"
The act of delusionally self-rewarding oneself for the occurrance of a terrible event by publicly masturbating while simultaneously spamming Twitter.,trumperbate,DinosaurHunter,[],2602,5236,"June 14, 2016"
"one ya self, leave, bounce, or just plain and simple telling someone to get out of your face and go somewhere.",curve,hardtobody,"[u'#bounce', u'#one ya self', u'#leave', u'#get out of my face', u'#peace']",2861,3500,"April 01, 2007"
"puerto rican slang for flawless, clean immaculate,",asicalao,12aDnBOOSTe,"[u'#asicalao', u'#nitido', u'#almoroteao', u'#anikelao', u'#de show']",1728,3041,"May 27, 2008"
A Canadian of limited intelligence.,Canucklehead,SG5,[],8149,2640,"January 11, 2016"
"The chairs located throughout a store where the unfortunate male who gets roped into shopping with a female companion ends up sitting. The hapless male usually ends up waiting for hours, and often while an important sporting event is on.",Asshole Chair,Dr. Zoid Johnberg,"[u'#asshole', u'#chair', u'#shopping', u'#pussy whipped', u'#spineless']",4788,2209,"August 16, 2007"
If you snap chat your friend day after day and you get a number at the side of there name then that means you are on a snapchat streak. The number means the amount of days,snapchat streak,Read it then,[],4310,2768,"October 22, 2015"
"Words uttered by President George W. Bush to the media (on a golf course) after announcing his serious stance on global terrorism. Brought to light from Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11.
 Quickly becoming an Internet meme for either Bush's hypocrisy or a segue into a non-sequitor.",Now watch this drive,uclafalcon,[],2616,2472,"June 19, 2004"
The act of doing something you know you'll regret immediately after.,Behaving British,Duckofdeath,"[u'#hasty', u'#impetuous', u'#reckless', u'#venturous', u'#rash', u'#incautious', u'#precipitate', u'#indiscreet', u'#foolhardy']",7217,3510,"June 26, 2016"
"Not
Safe
For
KidsA family friendly edition of NSFW(Not safe for work)",NSFK,wOrD kInG,"[u'#nsfw', u'#nsfk']",2477,2816,"June 23, 2016"
Someone who is easy to ingage sexual activity on a regular basis and has no problem doing it with with various different individuals.,Village Bicycle,Orlando Devon,"[u'#slapper', u'#slut', u'#whore', u'#hooker', u'#harlet']",4500,2143,"February 01, 2007"
"Short form for ""usual"".",yujé,Yingish ,[],2996,4192,"June 23, 2016"
The pubic hair that sneaks out of a bikini bottom.,crotch spiders,huskerbob,[],5923,2717,"November 04, 2015"
"To collect spare change, either from couches, passerbys on the street or any numerous other ways and means",spange,Mattricio,[],4548,4378,"January 02, 2003"
"Pretty much the opposite of intercourse, except with clothes on. It consists of male/female couple rubbing up against each other for sexual pleasure.",outercourse,iheartsexmeowmeow,"[u'#clothes', u'#outer', u'#pleasure', u'#clitoris', u'#penis', u'#rubbing']",3568,3106,"October 13, 2011"
"it's like homie ;
female verion would be homita ;
a good friend you're close to.",Homito,x__; flakita.,"[u'#homie', u'#homita', u'#friend', u'#ese', u'#esa']",2764,4030,"October 06, 2008"
"Stands for ""I will think of you when I masturbate"", A creepy message to put in the back of your classmates yearbooks.",IWTOYWIM,Urban Dictionary,"[u'#masturbate', u'#yearbook', u'#message', u'#school', u'#toy']",6016,3258,"January 26, 2009"
It's the point in your life at which your age matches your number of sexual partners,sexual equinox,Barguments,[],4858,2353,"December 23, 2015"
"A pollotarian (aka a pollovegetarian or a pollo-vegetarian) is someone who will not eat the flesh of any red meat mammals, but does include chicken, turkey and other poultry. They may or may not also exclude fish, seafood or products like eggs and dairy from their diet. Reasons for exclusion vary from taste preference to ethical issues.
Also seen as Pescetarianism, Semi-vegetarianism, Flexitarianism, Lacto-ovo vegetarianism 
",pollotarian,Taihanne,"[u'#pescetarianism', u'#semi-vegetarianism', u'#flexitarianism', u'#lacto-ovo vegetarianism', u'#vegetarianism', u'#veganism']",1831,2771,"May 17, 2008"
The genitals of a past significant other that after consideration and comparison are the ones you love the most,Old slippers,Duck footed clydesdale,[],2509,3415,"June 11, 2016"
"Short for ""young professional,"" especially presumptuous, self-interested types.",yopro,froggy923,"[u'#young professional', u'#yuppie', u'#yupster', u'#pretentious', u'#professional']",2040,3062,"October 06, 2009"
A shaved scrotum of an adult male.,Shavocado,JB Overstreet,"[u'#shaved', u'#balls', u'#nuts', u'#avocado', u'#trim', u'#shave']",3913,2841,"October 09, 2008"
When someone (usually male) taps another male on the nutsack firmly enough to elicit a short burst of testicular pain.  ,turkey tap,TomBalls,"[u'#turkey', u'#tap', u'#turkey tap', u'#ball hit', u'#balls', u'#ball', u'#testicles', u'#testicle', u'#testicular', u'#pain']",2652,2693,"February 22, 2008"
"The ultimate RT Twitter insult.Implies something just tweeted was so foolish, moronic, and pointless the person who wrote it should just close their account and walk away in shame.",delete your account,megan4242,[],3662,6046,"June 09, 2016"
A best friend of yours that has the same breast size as you,Breastie,I've got nothing better to do,[],4219,3252,"May 28, 2016"
i aint fucking with you,iafwu,emma the hoe ,[],4142,2809,"May 29, 2016"
"Someone who get's an audience riled up and hype, but they don't have much substance. Like a DJ or a lesser known opening artist before a performance.",hype artist,bizbestie,[],2171,2558,"May 29, 2016"
The face you make right before you bust,beforeface,Mendoooo,[],3259,3159,"May 29, 2016"
"1 : For most girls, this is either a tub of any type of food (most of the time, ice cream) while she cries her heart out while watching romantic movies.
2 : A bath tub with scattered rose petals and an aromatic smell, scented candles lit everywhere, so the broken-hearted girl can take a comforting wash.",Comfort Tub,MeteorGardenFan,[],2298,2899,"May 28, 2016"
When she eating good & getting good dick from her nigga,healthy relationship weight,Tugktx,[],2693,5347,"May 29, 2016"
"To pleasure yourself in the shower. It's convenient because it kills two birds with one stone, the buckling down and the clean up.",wash and wank,bound2,[],5023,2641,"June 01, 2016"
Strapping a relentless boner down with the elastic waist band of your boxers.,Boner Bungee,RJH2,[],3650,2186,"May 24, 2016"
Legit Bomb af,Noice,Soccermomfromnj,[],5236,2682,"May 24, 2016"
"Synonymous with ""man thong"". A combination of ""dick"" and ""bikini"".",dickini,Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man,"[u'#man', u'#thong', u'#nasty', u'#bikini', u'#bikini bottom']",3153,2502,"November 29, 2010"
Like camel toe except in the rear; when your clothes are too tight and can see your butt crack through clothing.,Butt Toe,Natasha Margarita,"[u'#butt toe', u'#butt', u'#toe', u'#cameltoe', u'#clothes', u'#tight']",1899,3951,"October 10, 2013"
It's the girl who you would possibly like to date if you weren't already attached so you string her along by asking her to do platonic activities.,Back burner girl,Gettinhorsey,[],3422,2560,"May 22, 2016"
When you thought you were charging your phone but you actually weren't,Bad Plug,xpldngktns,[],4218,3243,"May 24, 2016"
"*Having a hard time as a male to look a woman in the eyes because of her distracting front torso
*Having a hard time as a male to focus on ANYTHING because of a distracting female torso in sight",Boobstracted,GermanMuffin,"[u'#boobs', u'#male', u'#female', u'#male mind', u'#torso']",4745,2254,"January 14, 2015"
Acting in a casual or complimenting manner towards someone. (Opposite Of Throwing Shade),Reverse Shade,Isaiah4Eva,[],2071,3937,"May 24, 2016"
A boner so strong that it drains the blood from your brain and causes you to faint,Boner Narcolepsy,Frontpagepodcast,[],6075,2603,"May 19, 2016"
"The practice of covering your desk with papers, completed work, and other important-looking papers to give the appearance that you are really busy when really you're surfing the net, watching YouTube vids and doing other non-work things.",desk staging,MJBarton,[],4675,1531,"May 21, 2016"
"Romantic hate is defined when you hate someone, but you have a connection with them. You are the person's enemy, but you are always with them and you can't look away from them.",romantic hate,fadjkals;fdsjkal;,[],2411,3104,"May 21, 2016"
"f&f - flirt and forget. used after a break up, when you want to forget about your ex by flirting with other people.",f&f,mermanpoop,[],3482,2213,"May 16, 2016"
"When your phone or tablet indicates that you are connected to a wireless network, however you are still unable to load webpages or use any internet services with your device",Lie-Fi,NewspaperTragedy ,[],8002,1901,"January 03, 2016"
"To get better, develop, or improve.",GET GROWN,mixnmash,[],3040,3428,"May 16, 2016"
flip-flocks - The heinous combination of flip-flops and socks.,Flip-flocks,Danny Boy 8,[],4901,2661,"March 02, 2016"
"You ain't got no chill, like you don't take shit lightly. Your zone is always turnt. There is no turning down when you are in your zone.",no chill zone,Killahkelz567,"[u'#rose', u'#tacos', u'#chill', u'#zone', u'#no', u'#nicki', u'#minaj', u'#instagram', u'#daquan']",3511,3081,"April 07, 2015"
When your trying to prove someone wrong and immediately refer to Google to debunk there theory,Google proved,Kelso-kmart,[],3882,2459,"May 14, 2016"
the sensation that happens after eating carbs for lunch,3 o'clock flop,_Belle_,[],2755,2100,"May 02, 2016"
the act of slapping someone in the face with a penis-like object,Dick-wap,ANOL,[],3642,3998,"May 01, 2016"
To pass your old hoe to one of your friends.,Refriend,rwitty22,[],3712,3758,"May 03, 2016"
"The amount of fries taken by your female significant other, after you've already asked her if she was hungry but she insisted she didn't want anything.",girlfriend tax,itsonlyaword,[],6329,2578,"May 01, 2016"
"Taking a dick pick angling the camera up towards ones face, covering your head with your dick head. Resulting in an image of a dick with arms.",dickheading,TonyTitan,[],4491,3080,"May 02, 2016"
"A common misspelling of the word ""pundit,"" usually made by people with a fourth-grade education. ",pundint,SpellsPunditCorrectly,"[u'#pundit', u'#talking head', u'#expert', u'#politics', u'#bullshit artist', u'#guru']",2216,3375,"September 28, 2008"
"Morning (AM) bowel movement (BM). The first poop of the day, almost always taken immediately upon awakening in the morning.A ""beer dump"" is a type of AM BM, but not all AM BMs are beer dumps.",AM BM,synthbeatz,"[u'#bowel movement', u'#morning wood', u'#poop', u'#early bird special', u'#beer dump']",3780,2057,"May 18, 2010"
"honest to god, I swear on my mother!",on my mama,tim t.,[],2845,3012,"November 18, 2004"
Someone who doesn't know how to read an emoji.,emoji illiterate,The Googly King ,[],4054,2818,"May 02, 2016"
"Boys smell like basic laundry detergent, plain soap, a little bit of protein powder, and fresh rubber.",boy smell,Bigboy1213,[],3005,4893,"May 02, 2016"
text talk acronym standing for 'stroking penis while laughing',spwl,swplGuy,"[u'#s.p.w.l.', u'#lol', u'#spwling', u'#lmao', u'#rofl']",3041,4758,"October 29, 2009"
"Adulting (v): to do grown up things and hold responsibilities such as, a 9-5 job, a mortgage/rent, a car payment, or anything else that makes one think of grown ups.",Adulting,Kguarna,"[u'#adulting', u'#responsible', u'#responsibilities', u'#bills', u'#grown up']",6762,2550,"June 05, 2015"
An imaginary female that a male lies about having sex with.,Ivaginary Friend,Nathan Lucas Scott,[],7150,2234,"May 02, 2016"
"Burritoing (Verb) - The act of wrapping yourself in multiple blankets, nearing, but not reaching, the point of suffocation.",Burritoing,Toasty Tortilla,"[u'#cuddling', u'#snuggling', u'#comforting', u'#comfy', u'#cozy', u'#bundled']",7869,2730,"February 10, 2014"
another word for chillin.hanging outin the house doing you.,coolin,Dee Sparx,"[u'#chillin', u'#hangin', u'#relaxin', u'#chillaxin', u'#sleepin']",3825,4232,"June 24, 2009"
When one rests their head on breast while cuddling. Fondling may or may not happen.,boob cuddle,CaptainsMissSlickbooty,[],5798,2847,"April 25, 2016"
A hood term used to describe when a man has not had sexual intercourse for a prolonged period of time.,Dusty balls,Shrekluvr69,[],5388,2710,"April 26, 2016"
Having children that just aren't worth supporting,deadbeat kids,Reginald Byrd,[],5038,4019,"April 26, 2016"
"In the wake of the recent legalization of LGBT marriage in the U.S. , this gender-neutral noun refers to a person about to get married very soon or recently did so, for either LGBTQ or straight people. (synonyms: bride, groom).",wedmate,Margo S.,[],2548,4484,"April 20, 2016"
The phrase get your balls wet is intended to indicate that one must go balls deep or balls out giving one's activity 100% effort,get your balls wet,Big dick dabs,[],5153,2634,"April 10, 2016"
"A person who shares the most intimate details of their life/heartbreak/feelings with strangers because it's cheaper than mental healthcare, and not subject to the same bias or advice that the person could receive from someone closer to the situation.",emotional whore,torill9,[],5231,2769,"April 19, 2016"
"When a guy finishes using a urinal and, zero fucks given, exits the bathroom without washing his hands.
Abbreviation: DDH",dirty dick hands,ElCockUltimo,[],5940,3141,"April 13, 2016"
"When in absolute disgust one says ""finna yack"" meaning, I'm going to puke. Could also express disagreement or physical illness.",Finna yack,beansqueez,[],3087,4422,"April 21, 2016"
"It's supposed to be a coy internet smiley face, resembling something like a cat, cuteness in nature.I personally think it looks like a ballsack mouth.",:3,Sasquatch1337,"[u'#:3', u'#balls', u'#smiley', u'#cute', u'#cat', u'#anime', u'#teabag', u'#coy']",6113,3961,"August 10, 2010"
"An occasional meat eater. Not a vegetarian, maybe not even intentionally avoiding meat.",flexitarian,Oh Carolina!,[],4114,3930,"April 14, 2016"
Short for organic meaning better than fresh. Also means extremely cool or dope.,Ganic,jSEO,[],2810,4633,"April 13, 2016"
A vibrator or sometimes a dildo. For when you don't have a steady male companion and/or when he can't get you off.,battery operated boyfriend (bob),Roseread,[],4730,2691,"April 12, 2016"
When your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours and your farts are the leading indicator of what is to come.,Colon Crockpot,Urban humor,[],4374,3119,"April 01, 2016"
"Cum, semen whatever you call it when you nut",Baby sauce,Only_Jones21,[],4313,3856,"April 14, 2016"
"When you are tired/bored and sober, and fuck around too much and end up doing something you will regret",Intense Fuckery,TheSickestFuckEver,[],4530,3186,"April 14, 2016"
"A classy, elegant, self-sufficient woman who carries herself with dignity and pride and takes no shit from any bitch, male or female.",Fancy Bitch,Matt Rags,"[u'#fancy bitches', u'#classy bitch', u'#elegant bitch', u'#extravegant bitch', u'#indepedant bitch']",4929,3194,"November 14, 2012"
The Best Never Rest,tbnr,Anonymous78912567,[],4172,4319,"April 07, 2016"
"noun: Someone who is a lookalike, or doppelganger, for another person, but less attractive. While it usually refers to physical appearance, the term is versatile and can, in theory, also be applied to inferior versions of non-human things/animals or used to compare one individual negatively to another in terms unrelated to physical attractiveness.",Beat-up version,AmyinNC,[],2923,2386,"April 07, 2016"
The process of grinding very loud/dank weed then spilling it all over your pants (presumable the crotch area) then attempting to pack the spilt weed into the bowl,Dickweed,Bittah pupil,[],3082,5485,"April 03, 2016"
"In the middle of making out you gently bite the other person's nose, often licking it a bit while doing it.",french bite,Nornirishlad6969,[],3833,4783,"April 02, 2016"
Taking a bath after an embarrassing/undesirable sex act,bath of shame,I.8.T,[],5468,3568,"March 28, 2016"
A penis that is of reasonable size that one could receive on a daily basis. As opposed to vacation dick.,boyfriend dick,daviebaby,[],4614,3463,"April 03, 2016"
"To send a Snapchat video of you/your friends chugging an alcoholic beverage, prompting your recipients to reply with a chug video of their own.",reply chug,Doitlive09,"[u'#reply', u'#chug', u'#beer', u'#alcohol', u'#snapchat', u'#replychug', u'##replychug']",3380,3511,"April 06, 2015"
Someone who is extremely frumpy.,frumpty dumpty,danglyballzjohn,[],4003,3315,"April 03, 2016"
"1:The involuntary spasming of muscles around the anus.
2: a person so annoying and obnoxious that they can only be referred to as an "" anal twitch"".",anal twitch,Tocotocosocks,[],4359,3293,"April 02, 2016"
"When you spot ur homie something like money, chronic, drank or whatever not expecting him to pay you back. Simply cause you know he's gonna spot you some time in the future.",homie fund,Tobeezy,[],4672,2691,"March 28, 2016"
"When you've eaten something that has totally fucked up your stomach.
Then when you shit its a liquidy substance called ass liquid",ass liquid,Milo_Slayr,[],4858,3331,"March 28, 2016"
The indentations left on the calves or ankles as a result of wearing tight socks;,sock marks,Crotch Warrior,[],5052,3565,"April 01, 2016"
"A way to say ""ciggarette break"" without your boss knowing that you're going to have a smoke. Especially useful in non-smoking environments. The term ""fresh air"" can also be used to mean ""ciggarette"" but is not typically necessary and doesn't sound right in most contexts.",Fresh Air Break,cinymin86,"[u'#ciggarette break', u'#break', u'#smoke', u'#fresh air', u'#cig', u'#code word']",3312,4089,"November 21, 2009"
"A person who starts a new job and quits after only half a day. Typically goes to lunch, never to return.",Half-Day Tony,Jabba T. Hutt,[],5283,3284,"March 27, 2016"
A term commonly used on the internet for when someone is laughing very hard or simply can't stop laughing.,I'm dying,Murica,[],5513,3619,"March 25, 2016"
"Like netflix and chill, and amazon and anal but with more sexual activity.",hulu and handjobs,Layla76543,[],5088,4183,"March 22, 2016"
any store with a lot of food,stoner's paradise,GUISEEPE,[],4751,2692,"March 24, 2016"
"A greeting, primarily used in western states, expressing shock and amazement in association with the unexpected arrival of a former lover or spouse.",shithowdy,hay-anus,"[u'#no-shit', u'#holy-shit', u'#howdy-shit', u'#o-shit', u'#damn']",2987,3972,"April 16, 2009"
A lot of passionate kisses.,slobbed her down,6Feet5,[],3567,3726,"March 24, 2016"
"When a man attempts to grow a beard but his facial hair is so thin and inconsistent, it's as if it were a baby beard",baby beard,GlazeHer,"[u'#baby', u'#beard', u'#baby beard', u'#hair', u'#facial hair', u'#weak']",6616,4575,"April 22, 2015"
an alternative term for a tampon.,lady cork,GlazeHer,"[u'#lady', u'#cork', u'#lady cork', u'#ladycork', u'#tampon']",6363,4549,"February 24, 2014"
"Similar to the act of buckakki, but replacing cum with shit.",shitakki,GlazeHer,"[u'#buckakki', u'#shitakki', u'#shit', u'#cum', u'#weirdshit']",4244,6819,"March 27, 2014"
"Finally, a phrase for women to use with men that is just like the phrase ""bitch please"".",dick please,GlazeHer,"[u'#bitch please', u'#dick please', u'#dick', u'#bitch', u'#please']",4628,6634,"April 11, 2014"
When your bro says or does something dumb but you're willing to forget it... brogetit.,brogetit,GlazeHer,"[u'#forget it', u'#bro', u'#brogetit', u'#brogettit', u'#bro get it']",3731,5404,"December 31, 2013"
When a lady dozes off and begins to snore so faintly it's almost difficult to know she's even sleeping.,lady snores,GlazeHer,"[u'#lady', u'#snore', u'#snores', u'#lady snores', u'#ladisnores']",3741,3978,"January 01, 2014"
"When there is way more than a Baker's dozen, a shit ton, ""A Baker's Shit Ton"".",a Baker's Shit ton,GlazeHer,"[u'#shit ton', u""#baker's dozen"", u""#baker's shit ton"", u'#donuts', u'#bitches']",3786,3910,"October 28, 2013"
Malware obtained by incorrectly typing a web URL in the browser or accidentally clicking on the wrong link in search results,typo virus,jspost,[],3445,3706,"December 05, 2015"
"an instance of controversial or forbidden thot-like behavior, i.e. acting as outlandishly promiscuous or slutty as humanly possible",thotcrime,foxnews4kids,"[u'#thot', u'#hoe', u'#ratchet', u'#whore', u'#slut', u'#sex', u'#booty', u'#twerk', u'#thotwalk', u'#thoughtcrime', u'#crimethink', u'#orwellian']",3413,3985,"July 03, 2014"
"A passive-aggressive method to 'break up' with a friend without being hurtful. Similar to ghosting, this method is NOT an abrupt process and can apply to just about anyone. Care should be taken when choosing this strategy:• Take longer and longer intervals to return phone calls, text messages, etc.. and avoid making commitments. For ex: take a week to return a voicemail or a few days for a text. As the weeks go by, the lag between all communications gradually increases.• Never answer the phone if you see that person's number on your caller ID. Wait at least a week to return the message (unless it's an emergency), preferably via text.• Avoid face-to-face meetings (like coffee or lunch) and make excuses to skip activities you both enjoyed previously (like going to the movies).The goal is to gently un-friend that person at a kind and gingerly pace. It can be a very effective method for those averse to conflict or part of tightly knit groups. Over time, your feelings may change, and you may want to rekindle the friendship. With this method, you haven't burned all your bridges.",friendly fade,nejking,[],4115,1740,"March 08, 2016"
"That moment after you finished watching some sick, fucked-up, porno and your just sitting there thinking ""What the hell is wrong with me?"" While you ponder life and shit.",post porn depression,Dr.P.Nis,[],7857,2220,"March 07, 2016"
Masturbation,arm cardio,jspost,[],6578,2730,"March 08, 2016"
When one who has to defecate has an opportunity to relieve themselves after waiting for a period of time.,opooportunity,GlazeHer,[],3783,3262,"March 08, 2016"
One extremely large meal consumed in a day as opposed to the standard three.,snakemeal,dawdlepants,[],4075,3174,"March 07, 2016"
Some one who does not wipe there ass or has not tooken a shower recently and stinks like shit,swamp ass,Supparad70,[],5183,4279,"February 04, 2016"
When you touch someone or something with your erect penis and it releases static electricity.,Electric Hammer,Sharkshooter,[],5359,3292,"February 04, 2016"
(adj.) Describes the sensation of realizing that there are too many boys around.,boytrapped,ModernSuccess2000,[],3918,3980,"February 04, 2016"
The rule stating a DOUBLE TEXT is ok AS LONG AS the second text message is sent within 5 seconds of the first.,five second rule of texting,Piledriver10000,[],5275,3617,"February 29, 2016"
"To get down on your knees and suck his cock! Or dick, penis, or whatever.",On your knees,OldRockSongs,"[u'#knees', u'#get on your', u'#fuck', u'#blowjob', u'#blow job', u'#oral', u'#oral sex']",5277,6856,"October 20, 2008"
"When you become pregnant from having anal sex the baby is called an ""asshole baby""",asshole baby,BozoRozo,[],4864,7710,"February 29, 2016"
Stroking another one's ego to make yourself noticed by higher ranks in group email,email fluff,fireman78,[],4232,4122,"February 29, 2016"
"Doing nothing.
Not doing anything useful.",kicking dicks,Jigurda12,[],5504,4023,"February 29, 2016"
"a climax of sexual excitement, characterized by feelings of pleasure and euphoria as a result of stimulation to the prostate.",bootygasm,Bdsm boy 1289,[],5030,5328,"February 04, 2016"
"A primitive version of ""Netflix and chill"", which older generations did and what some hipsters still do.",AM radio and chill,Ted C.,[],3828,3787,"November 25, 2015"
Don't Bang ItAdvising someone not to have sexual relations with a person or object,dbi,JumpingMafu,[],5413,3177,"February 04, 2016"
(n.) The tendency not to start anything until you've had a cup of coffee.,procaffenating,Argonator,[],5665,3017,"February 04, 2016"
"The act of two individuals rubbing pelvic regions against each other in order to cause orgasm (implied while wearing denim trousers). Similar to dry-humping and ""OTPHJ"" (over-the-pants-hand-job).",jeanjerking,@mhmmhmmhm,[],3937,3383,"February 04, 2016"
A piece of ass asleep in your bed.,napahoe,Elios26400,[],4566,3742,"February 04, 2016"
a stress threshold; the most stress that can be tolerated in a given situation,stresshold,pazlittlesong ,[],4592,3062,"February 04, 2016"
"When you're watching porn and you don't wanna climax just yet, so you stop for a moment, and go again. Often is repeated multiple times.",Stop and go,Camo341,[],5823,3382,"February 04, 2016"
The act of browsing your newsfeed in lieu of getting out of bed,snoozefeed,Gaberhamthinkin ,[],4416,3036,"February 04, 2016"
"When you see a free wi-fi connection, join the network but it makes you sign up to some bullshit or tries to charge you.",Li-fi,KRUDDMANG,[],7096,2886,"February 04, 2016"
"An addiction to electronic devices such as laptops, smartphones, and tablets. Eddiction is characterized by the constant need to check your smartphone for the latest Facebook posts, Twitter updates, news, etc. People with eddiction prefer spending time browsing the Internet over social interaction.",eddiction,RBK4LIFE,[],3733,2718,"February 04, 2016"
A hoe that is good at what she does.,she bad,Typical Sheldon,[],3952,4491,"February 04, 2016"
To become sexually aroused by one score in a video game/sport/etc.,staturbated,TheDaileyTrain,[],5241,5908,"February 04, 2016"
The realization that oreos are still in your kitchen.,oreolization,NotAlfederate,[],7925,4626,"February 04, 2016"
"The smell that's left inside a bathroom after someone else has taken a poop. This is an unpleasant smell (unless you like other people's poop smells), and definitely not a smell you'd like to shower in.",Afterpoop,idonlikepudding,[],5342,3377,"February 04, 2016"
like a sugar daddy. without the age gap.,honeydude,mamasquat,[],6268,3656,"February 04, 2016"
"A food that hits your stomach long after you've eaten it, meaning you can eat way too much of it. Usually makes you very sluggish after.",belly bomb,Trustreetsofhopewell,[],4178,3596,"February 05, 2016"
When you fake a picture to get likes on Instagram,fake it for the gram,beckburris23,[],4880,4291,"February 04, 2016"
Someone who types long responses to a text,Paragraph texter,Bookbanana,[],6126,5290,"February 04, 2016"
"Netflix and chill, but to the next level. It means you are going to climax with your partner while an IMAX is playing in the background. It's for adults and risk takers, while Netflix and chill is simply for children.",IMAX and climax,ph1ght,[],8702,5190,"January 30, 2016"
"HANDCESTORS, all the ancestors never to be born due to male masturbation.",handcestors,Tara Cuda,[],11311,5708,"February 01, 2016"
"When a boyfriend or a husband does something nice for their girlfriend/wife, this gives them an opportunity to do something fun without fear of nagging.",boyfriend credit,Red Killer ,[],4966,4323,"January 09, 2016"
A variation of the word HUGE commonly used by Donald Trump.,yuge,EH97,[],7670,4012,"January 12, 2016"
"When lower gastrointestinal distress is relieved in the bathroom, and the resulting semi- to fully- liquefied remains and flatulence leaves a lingering odor long after the person has left the bathroom",blew up the bathroom,kaycar,[],5315,3366,"January 31, 2016"
When your fingers are so cold texting is almost impossible.,Icicle Fingers,Acecard22,[],8598,4701,"January 24, 2016"
Thisis a game that can have as many or as little amount of players as u want.  it is played in a supermarket.  u grab a box of condoms and follow and unsuspecting shopper.  while they arent looking u slip the condoms into their shopping.  Then u follow them to the checkout and see what happens.  You score a point if they dont notice and purchase them. but if they notice them and put them aside u get nothing.  a fun game to play.,condom game,happyfeet...,"[u'#condom', u'#penis', u'#protection', u'#fun', u'#game']",9542,4921,"December 20, 2006"
"Used in when a speaker is changing the conversation from a humorous note to a serious one. The speaker uses ""on a serious"" to warn his/her companion that he/she is going to shift the gear of the conversation to a serious note.",on a serious note,amisum8,[],4863,4132,"January 25, 2016"
"There Ain't No Such Thing as A Free Lunch.
 Very old slang, dating back to before ain't became a legitimate English contraction.
 I means that a prospect is too good to be true(TGTBT), in that you are being offered something for nothing.",tanstafl,Ronin Catholic,"[u'#there', u""#ain't"", u'#no', u'#such', u'#thing', u'#as', u'#a', u'#free', u'#lunch', u'#tgtbt', u'#no such thing', u'#free lunch']",3249,4811,"November 29, 2007"
"The universal tap given (usually on a thigh), signaling an impending ejaculation.",warning tap,Chg0 ,[],10315,5924,"January 20, 2016"
"1. Purposely stinking up the toilet before your roommate or significant other needs to use the bathroom.
2. Walking into the bathroom after forgetting you took a stinky dump just minutes earlier.",craptrap,Cfire,[],5761,4264,"January 20, 2016"
"dikchip -noun
Chips that have been contaminated by someone who puts their hand in the bag after going to the bathroom, WITHOUT washing their hands.",dick chips,Kipui,"[u'#dick', u'#chips', u'#gross', u'#cheetos', u'#dirty', u'#hands']",7396,4889,"December 07, 2006"
A pair of knees that when picture is taken could appear to be cleavage.,knee cleavage,spicymomma6801,[],5255,5620,"January 10, 2016"
"Used in Fifth Harmony's song “BO$$”, has a similar meaning as fleek but also involves having a healthy body and diet of vegetation.",On My Michelle Obama,KidVicious12,"[u'#fleek', u'#michelle obama', u'#fifth harmony', u'#healthy', u'#active']",4667,6985,"July 10, 2015"
"No girl.
Aka, get the fuck out.",nah bihh,Cchjjjoolllhgd,[],5985,6376,"January 10, 2016"
farts brought on by eating whale blubber in the dead of winter; you cannot escape them by going outdoors because its too cold,arctic farts,Beelzemuff,"[u'#igloo', u'#arctic', u'#fart', u'#farts', u'#whale blubber', u'#farting', u'#artic', u'#bananas']",5538,6676,"June 22, 2015"
To gyrate ones testicles while copulating ,powerballing,thadude,"[u'#powerballing', u'#powerballin', u""#powerballin'"", u""#powerball'n"", u""#powerball'd""]",6542,5236,"October 10, 2006"
I dont fucking know anymore,idfka,Xen ok,[],6306,4253,"January 10, 2016"
The akward cuddle between two friends who are not trying to go to far,friendship cuddle,max bucannan,[],9937,6331,"January 01, 2016"
"an explosion of bitchiness
when someone/something pushes you so far that you just bitchplode",bitchplosion,lovin'sanDwich3z,[],9746,5412,"December 31, 2015"
Finna get crunk is when someone asks you if are ready to turn up/party or get lit.,finna get crunk,Kay Nava,[],5173,7145,"January 01, 2016"
Where you are when everything has gone wrong!,shit street,mahatmacoat99,[],6421,4952,"January 02, 2016"
Manly tits or saggy man boobs,beefy tits,dickslapyou2015,[],6307,5058,"January 01, 2016"
(noun): a state of mind carrying a degree of similarity to mindfuck; when one is so incredibly overwhelmed by positive emotion and/or refusal to believe in the concurrent situation that the only words traversing both their brain and mouth are 'wow' and 'fuck'.,Wowfuck,DélicateDevotchka,[],4720,4684,"January 02, 2016"
What people say when they dun understand what the fuck ur saying,??,Jun Sang Park,"[u'#??', u'#wtf', u'#mystery', u'#questionmark', u'#eh']",6552,4714,"May 24, 2008"
"somebody who is fucking your mom and is not your real dad. sometimes called ""Step-Douche"", ""Step-Ass"" and so on.",step-fucker,PhobiaOfEvertything,[],10877,6666,"December 28, 2015"
When you watch Netflix alone and jerk off.,Netflix and Jill,Little Guy RyRy,[],9392,6307,"December 22, 2015"
A person suffering from severe constipation.,fecally challenged,frenchie 312,[],7473,5498,"December 23, 2015"
someone who likes all your Instagram pictures and gives you shoutouts and acts like Yall a couple over instagram,instagram bae,CrisTheGarza,[],6666,5773,"December 25, 2015"
"A girl calling her man daddy like ""Fuck me daddy""",daddy talk,idk idk idk idk idk idk ,[],7109,5803,"December 25, 2015"
Being Single,Forever Alone,FOREVER ALONE,"[u'#single', u'#heart broken', u'#unattractive', u'#alone', u'#ugly']",9403,5996,"January 16, 2011"
"n. One who texts while walking, usually unaware of their surroundings.",petextrian,gnemo,"[u'#petextrean', u'#walker', u'#pitextrean', u'#pitextrian', u'#annoying']",8912,4962,"November 16, 2009"
To be cockslapped by a man with a large penis.,schlonged,Maximus Aurelius,"[u'#big penis', u'#schlong', u'#cockslap', u'#dickslap', u'#cockslapped', u'#dickslapped']",8907,5834,"May 28, 2009"
"Acquired during the deepest stages of a much-needed restful night; when you're so sleep, you sleep through alarms, often with mouth ajar, face planted against the sheets.",ugly sleep,Dante_ck,[],7153,5972,"December 11, 2015"
"Someone who has money, but goes around complaining how they don't have enough cash to pay their bills or buy food,",poormouthing,groomergirl,[],6289,4723,"December 10, 2015"
I'm down. I'm cool with that. I fucks with that.,I fuz,Dcbiz,[],4298,7047,"December 10, 2015"
"What restaurant owners give to the special snowflake Yelp reviewers. Usually consists of a ""special"" surprise, including but not limited to boogers and cum.",Yelp Special,TheThrowawayofJustice,[],4558,4582,"December 11, 2015"
A game between two guys who pull out their dicks and walk towards each other. Both lose or win if dicks touch.Play when drunk!,dick chicken,Ricerocket55,[],5375,6675,"December 11, 2015"
"An app such as Kik, Whatsapp or Snapchat that allows people to anonymously chat. They are often used by people cheating or playing games online.",cheater app,Wordiculous,[],5060,4460,"December 11, 2015"
Used by illiterate instagram commenters to express reaction or mutual agreement to a certain subject or topic.,truuuu,rocknexus,[],5908,3934,"December 12, 2015"
"The feeling you get after leaving a conversation, when you think of all things you should have said, witty, wise or informative.",Conversational Remorse,Amanda Nicole Romanach,[],7242,3100,"December 12, 2015"
Something males (mostly) get when they attempt to console a female who has recently found out about an unfaithful mate.,Sympathy Boner,howoriginal,"[u'#boner', u'#sympathyboner', u'#sorry', u'#empathy', u'#humanitarian boner']",7546,3681,"February 26, 2014"
Like Netflix and chill but with butt stuff.,Amazon and anal,bugom,[],7232,4963,"December 08, 2015"
"Laughed out loud, in real life. For when you actually, legitimately, do laugh out loud after reading something. Not the pity 'lol' you throw down just to be polite or because you don't know what the fuck else to say.",lol'd irl,im-jess-kidding,[],5106,3598,"December 09, 2015"
To have a sense of confidence; to be pleased with the way you look and show it through actions.,feelin' yourself,BootyEaterSquad,[],5247,3156,"November 25, 2015"
A person that finds pregnant women sexually stimulating. One that would be attracted to a preggo.,preggophile,Dysentery,[],4771,3530,"November 15, 2015"
Can you not,kanye not,Neata10,[],4884,5453,"December 05, 2015"
Ultimate turn up girl of the squad. Get's the party going.,hype girl,raplord23,[],5954,5247,"November 22, 2015"
"The Special Snowflake (Also referred to as one with the ""Special Snowflake Syndrome"" or ""SSS"") is a person who believes they are different and unique from everyone else because of something there are or do. This thing they are or do, most commonly is something is something many many other people are doing, E.G. Genderfluid, Therian (Otherkin), etc. Special Snowflakes almost always have a superiority complex.",special snowflake,ClusterFuck,[],5766,6076,"November 24, 2015"
The face you make when you're a little more than just sad.,drake face,originaldrakeface,"[u'#sad', u'#drake', u'#face', u'#crunchy', u'#versace']",5617,3692,"June 20, 2015"
Kings toe is when the second toe is longer than the (great) or big toe,kings toe,Royal Line,[],4987,3959,"November 02, 2015"
The YouTube jungle. A desolate zone littered with video uploads generally taken down within two weeks due to strange and/or NSFW content. The users have unintelligible names and post videos that make no sense.,The weird part of Youtube,HarryAscholl,[],4900,3522,"November 24, 2015"
When you are peeing or shitting and your dick touches the urinal / toilet where other dicks probably have been.,angel's touch,YoungJanitor,[],5845,4247,"November 27, 2015"
Used to describe certain activities that are popular within the Caucasian community that People of Color don't usually participate in.,white peopling,Beantown ,[],5883,4326,"November 03, 2015"
What you say when you're in the middle of a story and realize no one's listening.,And then i fucked her up the ass,goodlord!,[],13834,3765,"November 24, 2015"
"When you get the great idea to start making ToDo lists at work, of which's items only a fraction get done. As the list grows after a few days, weeks, whatever, you begin to realize you've made a huge list of things you intended to do but never got done.",Didn't Do List,Turd__Ferguson,[],3993,3219,"November 02, 2015"
The exhaustion and sick feeling you get when you have too much sex,sex sickness,Skeleton Chief ,[],4261,4847,"November 02, 2015"
A hooded soldier is a confident man who takes pride in his foreskin. A hooded solider knows the power and appreciates the function of his intact penis.,hooded soldier,Hooded Solider,[],5495,4606,"November 02, 2015"
"Fuck Outta Here
A shorter way to say Get the fuck outta here",FOH,poopsie88,"[u'#gtfoh', u'#omg', u'#wtf', u'#shit', u'#wth']",5476,4123,"June 10, 2012"
When you get so high you are spread out and stuck to your bed like a starfish.,Starfish,onefortysix,[],4897,4030,"November 03, 2015"
Ladies that are over 380 and are very confident about their weight.,plump girls,bigladylover123,[],4311,5912,"November 03, 2015"
Adj/verb: thankfully lucky,Luckfully,Sleeper ninja,[],4773,4731,"November 05, 2015"
Girl you sext and share sexual pics and conversations with,phone girlfriend,House man2,[],4872,5030,"November 03, 2015"
"When someone is wearing headphones and is completely unresponsive to the outside world. Headphone zombies often travel in packs, but rarely communicate or associate with one another. It is not yet determined whether they feed on brains or popular music, or both.",Headphone Zombie,King_of_Tots,[],7203,3281,"November 03, 2015"
Going bra less,gods bra,AlmightyLee,[],5534,3738,"November 03, 2015"
"The person you're compelled to fuck, even though they're not the hottest/sexiest/smartest or clever or remotely appealing to most people.",shamefuck,Fifi Forgetmenott,"[u'#lay', u'#booty call', u'#boyfriend', u'#girlfriend', u'#pig']",5704,3762,"April 24, 2009"
Sorry For The Mass Email,SFTME,anonymous01020304054,"[u'#mass email', u'#spam', u'#coworkers', u'#classmates', u'#cc all', u'#bulletin', u'#lost and found']",3444,4397,"November 08, 2013"
"A more discrete, faster way of saying ""Straight For the Cock""",SFTC,MegWicky,"[u'#cock', u'#straight', u'#penis', u'#dick', u'#quickie']",4911,4111,"January 31, 2011"
Single for the night,SFTN,leangasm,[],4782,4552,"November 03, 2015"
A penis that endures no sexual intercourse for a long period of time (it does not get wet),ashy dick,Ranch Cucamonga boy,[],5611,4882,"November 04, 2015"
Going more than 25 weeks deep into someone that you fantasize about's Instagram Page and not liking any pictures.,Insta-lerking,UbERmaN3221,[],4863,4157,"November 04, 2015"
Meaning that you're you. No mistakes and you are on guard. You take care of yourself.,on my shit,GottaBeReal💯 ,[],5441,3915,"November 02, 2015"
"A backdoor girl. One who can't be trusted. A girl who is all about opportunity and doesn't care who gets hurt. Her feelings are never real and turned on and off based on ""what's in it for her"". As a friend, you can never confide in them, because if it suits them, they will betray you without a second thought. As a girlfriend, well let's say, you are in for an emotional roller coaster and she at the controls. But it won't be long before she finds what she thinks is a better ride and you will be conveniently shelved, to fuck with later. Dont bring her around any of your successful friends unless you are trying to get rid of her.",trifling bitch,SKYDOG,[],4074,2831,"November 04, 2015"
"an exclamation shouted by social media users everywhere when referring to someone without ""shoe game"". originated as a vine, and can sometimes be funny, but lots of lame people don't say it with enough force and end up looking extremely awkward.",what are those?,Medium Salsa,"[u'#shoe game', u'#shoes', u'#vine', u'#what are those', u'#scream', u'#whatre those', u""#what're those?"", u'#what are those?!', u'#pussy']",6452,4126,"August 06, 2015"
"A way of descretely telling someone you want oral sex.A nice way to tell someone to give you a blow job, to eat you out, or to get into the 69 position.",Give me some facetime,XxstarburstxX,[],5249,3537,"November 04, 2015"
"A play on the standard hookup phrase ""Netflix and chill,"" this update is for those looking to binge watch tv shows with another person while in a relationship.",hulu and commitment,Jazzyfizzle ,[],5216,3892,"November 02, 2015"
That little ass light on yo phone that lights up when a dude thirsty af at night wanting that good good,1800 hotline bling,Yogirlpast5,[],4381,5690,"November 03, 2015"
Where you sit on a toilet seat and can still feel the warmth where the previous occupant was sitting.,Ghost Cheeks,Butler 808,[],9498,3547,"November 03, 2015"
"1. A congressmen or representative who say they represent their people but rather pursue self interests
2. An elected official who claims to believe one way but votes the opposite
3. A politician who holds office who lied to his constituents just to get their votes and contributions
4. A congressmen or representative who's campaign is paid for by a wealthy contributor(s) to fool the people that he is to represent into believing he has their best interests in mind when in fact he's doing the bidding of the wealthy contributor(s).",misrepresentative,Captain Cheesewhiz,"[u'#representives', u'#congressmen', u'#officals', u'#legislatures', u'#politicians', u'#con artists']",2883,2266,"November 13, 2014"
"loyal, respectful, and wise women. both street smart & book smart. respectful to her family and, friends. loyal to her lover. she has style and admires, many haters but considers them fans.",trap queen,upLikeATrump,"[u'#boss', u'#coo', u'#keeper', u'#beautiful', u'#life']",12358,8447,"March 03, 2015"
"Passing gas with blatant disregard for one's surroundings, environment or company. Free-farting is so natural that often the subject isn't even aware of doing so.",Free-farting,team analplug,[],5218,3273,"October 27, 2015"
"The act of checking the source of a ridiculous headline to see if it's real, or if it's from The Onion.",onion check,Monkey Mind,[],5027,3477,"October 28, 2015"
When you accidentally like someone on tinder cause you dozed off for a minute while swiping,sleep swiping,Crunchy Megs,[],3168,3583,"October 28, 2015"
"A reference to any person who is oblivious to his or her own selfish and/or ridiculous behavior, usually said with an over-the-shoulder side-eye.",this dude...,jetperson,[],8854,5862,"October 16, 2015"
a woman who nurses her child in public as a protest against people uncomfortable with seeing breastfeeding.,lactivist,pharmer on the dell,[],6776,5404,"June 07, 2005"
"a crude term for a womans vagina, or a mans anus. Also if there was a hole in your ham, you could use it in that sense too. ",pork hole,trannykingtuck,"[u'#pork', u'#hole', u'#vagina', u'#anus', u'#sex']",5929,5812,"February 15, 2008"
The correct definition of trill is: to be true to ones self and real with all.,trill,Sir Trill,"[u'#trill', u'#eric charon', u'#port arthur', u'#ugk', u'#definition']",7269,6520,"October 15, 2007"
"The real history to the white lighter myth and why they are unlucky is based on four famous and revolutionary musicians of the second half of the 20th century.  Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrex, Janis Joplin, and Kurt Cobain were all left-handed, all died at the age of 27, and all their autopsies reported that a white bic lighter was found in their pockets. This is why it is said that white lighters are unlucky.  So if you are 27 and left-handed, don’t use a white bic lighter, you will die.  ",white lighter myth,SPR,"[u'#bic lighters', u'#white lighters', u'#white bic', u'#lighter myth', u'#whtie lighter', u'#kurt cobain', u'#jimi hendrix', u'#janis joplin', u'#jim morrison']",7035,4592,"October 30, 2007"
go hard as a motherfucker when you eat,go ham and cheese,ham n cheesing,"[u'#ham', u'#cheese', u'#hungry', u'#drunk', u'#stupid']",5952,4026,"December 19, 2013"
Having good pussy or dick,that good good,tashaway,"[u'#dick', u'#pussy', u'#vagina', u'#penis', u'#sex']",5551,5892,"January 03, 2014"
"When you're out with the lads and you're having a look in JD and you might fancy the Curry Club at 'Spoons but then your mate Callum who's an absolute ledge and the Archbishop of Banterbury says ""Oi brevs let's have a cheeky Nandos instead"" and you'll think ""Top. Let's smash it.""",Cheeky Nandos,SafeBoi,"[u'#cheeky nandos', u'#extra cheeky', u'#lads', u'#jd', u""#'spoons"", u'#tool']",7846,5132,"May 14, 2015"
When someone gets completely destroyed.,Rekt,jazzylad,"[u'#rekt', u'#destroyed', u'#ella', u'#owned', u'#par']",7710,3833,"December 13, 2014"
"CBT stands for ""Cock and Ball Torture"". Torture can be inflicted by: Slapping, Squeezing, Pinching, Weights/Parachutes. The testicles can stand great pain but caution should be taken.
 In some cases, ""Torture"" is considered ""Play"". The testicles are simply tugged on or stretched out.
 Most men find handling, stroking and squeezing gently is a pleasurable sensation. Some enjoy using ball stretchers to achieve a longer sac.",cbt,crax,[],4875,4443,"April 09, 2005"
A mustache that a pedofile would have. It is unkempt and awkwardly unmanly. Often there is barely even any hair there and it looks like a sad attempt of a pre-puberty teen to have facial hair. Imagine Napoleon Dynamite's brother's stache but worse.,Pedo stache,BamBamKam,"[u'#mustache', u'#ugly', u'#shit', u'#nasty', u'#pedofile', u'#napoleon dynamite']",3627,2862,"November 30, 2014"
"A couple who treat their dogs, cats or other animals as if they were children. Many of these couples are childless and the animals provide a substitute for babies.",pet parents,joecoolthefool,"[u'#pets', u'#dogs', u'#cats', u'#canine crazy', u'#feline fanatic', u'#canine', u'#feline', u'#pet-obsessed', u'#animal lovers']",4372,3137,"September 23, 2015"
When text is auto-corrected into something sexual.,auto erect,T2kizz,"[u'#autocorrect', u'#phone', u'#fail', u'#sexting', u'#text']",8094,3718,"September 27, 2015"
"Handcrafted, handmade",Handufactured,geniusthakid,"[u'#handmade', u'#handcrafted', u'#handicraft', u'#diy', u'#bespoke']",4540,5053,"September 24, 2015"
When you like something on a social network site (such as Facebook) in a sarcastic way. Generally something you don't like at all and the other person has no idea.,Hate-like,bostonbarb,"[u'#facebook', u'#like', u'#social', u'#mall', u'#hate']",3749,4468,"September 21, 2011"
When someone tries to become apart of a trend that they do not belong in. Posing to apart of a cultural trend that they have no business being apart of.,Trend Bomber,K-Chillr,"[u'#trending', u'#misfit', u'#faker', u'#poser', u'#bombing']",4802,3873,"September 25, 2015"
"When someone is new, or hasn't found their group yet, a group lets them hang with them until they make friends.",Crash Your Squad,bæAndsquadOnfleek,"[u'#squad', u'#clique', u'#group', u'#friends', u'#loner']",5044,3342,"September 25, 2015"
"An idiom for masturbation. Typically used for males who are ""backed up"" that can't get their mind off of sex and therefore cannot focus.",Drain the Poison,joedrums,"[u'#sex', u'#jerking off', u'#cum', u'#masturbation', u'#jizz']",5248,3796,"September 26, 2015"
Accidental explosive diarrhea caused by consuming a dairy product by a lactose intolerant person.,lactcident,WordWhiz,"[u'#accident', u'#milk', u'#lactose', u'#lactose intolerance', u'#diarrhea']",4174,3259,"September 26, 2015"
Person that pisses on a tree because there is no bathroom around and tries to act like it is benefiting the earth,Help a tree grow,Kesh123,"[u'#help', u'#a', u'#tree', u'#grow', u'#friend']",5193,3621,"September 27, 2015"
"""Snapchat Slapped"" The act of waking a person up by slapping them in the face with your phone while taking a video using snapchat.",Snapchat Slapped,ricosuave,"[u'#snap', u'#snapchat', u'#slap', u'#snap-chat', u'#snap chat']",4115,4754,"September 27, 2015"
"Like rough anal, but referring to any type of sex which is rough.",Intercoarse,Your_mum_in_my_pants,"[u'#rough', u'#anal', u'#inter coarse', u'#intercourse', u'#sex', u'#coarse']",3520,4789,"September 27, 2015"
"When jeans are way too tight on your junk. Limits mobility, decreases circulation, and potentially lowers sperm count.",Jean Jam,jeanjamisreal,"[u'#camel toe', u'#ballbuster', u'#nutcracker', u'#claustrocrotch', u'#bd jeans']",4128,3274,"September 27, 2015"
"A euphemism for masturbation. Typically used by a single man or woman who has no sexual partners, save for Netflix.",Netflix and Chill for One,DoctorLove,"[u'#netflix', u'#chill', u'#one', u'#solo', u'#masturbation']",5269,3712,"September 23, 2015"
"A person, usually a boy, who naturally looks mean when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.",resting asshole face,fettfri_skyr,"[u'#resting bitch face', u'#resting', u'#bitch', u'#face', u'#boy']",9226,5420,"September 17, 2015"
"When you imply that your amount of issues (problems) are greater than the amount of issues (magazine articles) the famous magazine company, Vogue has.",More Issues Than Vogue,beep bop 55,"[u'#more', u'#than', u'#issues', u'#vogue', u'#grunge']",5392,4205,"January 10, 2015"
"The act of visiting the bathroom with the intention to only urinate, but instead relieve a little poop as well as a means to prolong the time between your next bathroom visit.",Maintenance Poop,Lumbertrap ,"[u'#maintenance', u'#poop', u'#time efficient', u'#break', u'#shit', u'#piss', u'#bathroom', u'#visit', u'#poo', u'#maintanence', u'#maintanance']",5720,4391,"September 18, 2015"
Having a weak punch,Throwing pillows,$111111,"[u'#soft punch', u'#weakling', u'#wimp', u'#scrawny', u'#play fight']",5062,4035,"September 18, 2015"
"A girl who is not a girlfriend. Shares interests with, hangs with, and (optionally) sleeps with a man she is interested in. Inevitably, she becomes a 'cool girl' and becomes ineligible for girlfriend status. Is often beleived to be lesbian on first glance.",cool girl,Kathleen Henry,"[u'#tomboy', u'#cool chick', u'#buzz cut babe', u'#ditz: ant', u'#cheerleader: ant']",5159,4835,"May 11, 2006"
"When a celebrity or a new person gets WAY too much spotlight. This can cause a snobbish side to surface, and their friends or aquaintances to notice them acting differently. Otherwise, this causes the ""showered"" person to feel shy or be surrounded by people by simply going outside their house, making them annoyed.",Media Shower,Kaze-san,"[u'#media', u'#shower', u'#paparazzi', u'#camera', u'#shy', u'#snob', u'#fans']",2719,2955,"September 19, 2008"
"Somewhat hot. Although cannot be classified as ""hot"", one who is hottish is not completely ugly either.",hottish,JunksTaPosition,"[u'#hot', u'#banging', u""#bangin'"", u'#hot ish', u'#hot-ish']",4718,3509,"September 06, 2015"
Shitting on peoples property as a form of protest.,scativism,Rasjonalista,"[u'#activism', u'#protest', u'#scat', u'#1%', u'#anarchy']",5363,4261,"September 06, 2015"
Living proof that money can't buy good hair.,Donald Trump,Lady Chevalier,[],37331,32371,"June 04, 2005"
a hoe who is mysterious and chill and like hippyish and good at art,art hoe,swagfag04,"[u'#art', u'#hoe', u'#tumblr', u'#swag', u'#slang']",5920,4920,"March 22, 2015"
So Fucking What,SFW,ground pounder,"[u'#whoopdeedo', u'#who cares?', u'#stop wasting my time', u""#i don't care"", u'#why are you telling me that?']",5230,4662,"September 06, 2015"
"Stiff Meds are taken to correct erectile dysfunction.
Also referred to as Stiff Meds or Hard Meds.
 ",stiff meds,GeShan,"[u'#viagra', u'#levitra', u'#cialis', u'#upjohn', u'#hard meds', u'#stiff medicine', u'#erection', u'#erectile dysfunction']",4068,4043,"February 23, 2007"
a person who's gender is indecipherable,gender ninja,sudo_nim,"[u'#hermaphrodite', u'#mwoman', u'#butch', u'#drag queen', u'#transgender']",6422,3863,"November 15, 2008"
When one sticks their neck out so far as to avoid double chins and exude the confidence of a turtle that comes out of its shell.,confident turtle,ccxxii,"[u'#confident turtle', u'#confidence', u'#turtle', u'#neck', u'#out of your shell']",4936,3428,"September 08, 2015"
"1. In a large bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar. Make a well in the center and pour in the milk, egg and melted butter; mix until smooth.2. Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat. Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup for each pancake. Brown on both sides and serve hot.3. Pour Syrup to divert attention to the fact that your wife is cheating on you with your adopted british grandson and ruining your life.",sad pancakes,Shamusteh,"[u'#sad', u'#pancakes', u'#cheating', u'#marriage', u'#wife']",5603,3308,"September 06, 2015"
"a ""Do Nothing Bitch"". A girl who wants to be all pretty and fancy, just to have someone take care of her.",DNB,Valueking,"[u'#gold digger', u'#good for nothing ho', u'#ho fo sho', u'#fancy', u'#wannabe']",6394,3971,"September 05, 2015"
"Net Forget is a person who frequently goes on a website to do something, but completely forgets his/her original intention due to the overwhelming amount of information on the internet.",Net Forget,return_null,"[u'#internet', u'#stupid', u'#wikipedhd', u'#wikipeandering', u'#wikipedestrian']",6540,3987,"September 06, 2015"
1. Any sexual act involving penetration/stimulation of the urethra.2. Another name for one's urethra.,Urethra Franklin,captainplanetBB1000,"[u'#piss', u'#pee', u'#dick', u'#pussy', u'#urethra', u'#boobs', u'#balls', u'#steamer', u'#cincinnati', u'#norwich', u'#sex', u'#position', u'#crazy', u'#penis']",3295,4158,"January 17, 2010"
The point at which it's too late to ask for someone's name because you spent so much time around them that you should already know it.,Name Shame,Dexpter,"[u'#forget', u'#name', u""#don't"", u'#remember', u'#his name.']",8648,3406,"August 30, 2015"
Someone who takes selfies in dangerous situations or circumstances.,selfiecidal,the one and only Jx,"[u'#selfiecide', u'#danger', u'#stupid', u'#selfie', u'#suicidal', u'#crazy']",5543,3962,"April 24, 2014"
Dred locks that look shitty on someone.,SHIT LOCKS,Joshiro007,[],5698,4352,"February 12, 2003"
"A person who impedes the flow of traffic by staying in the left lane. This person is either driving slower than everybody on the road, driving the same speed as the person to their right, or simply driving 1 mph faster than the person to their right. In all cases, they are ignoring the responsibility that comes with driving in the ""hammer lane"".",Left Lane Loser,Spammag,"[u'#slow', u'#driver', u'#hammer', u'#lane', u'#asshole']",5352,3038,"June 18, 2009"
"That one person who refers to everyone as their ""best friend"" when it's convenient. Not to be confused with bestfriend whore",best friend whore,Afrodisiacs,"[u'#bestfriend whore', u'#best friend', u'#whore', u'#fake people', u'#fake ass bitch']",5147,3390,"August 25, 2015"
"the occurunce of an unwanted erection during a ride in a car, truck boat, airplane, etc. usually occurs on long trips.",road bone,powderhound,"[u'#truck', u'#car', u'#boat', u'#erection', u'#sex']",5570,3008,"February 27, 2010"
"A so-called grown-up who doesn't want to grow up (or at least act like an adult) and would instead prefer so-called ""children's"" stuff for entertainment, like cartoons, toys, comic books, Disney movies, etc. He or she also enjoys colorful ""kiddie"" snacks like breakfast cereal and Spaghetti-O's and dresses like a teenager or perhaps younger. May or may not be great parents as well as being able to take on adult responsibilities. Not necessarily too immature at least in the public. Not to to be confused with geeks or nerds either, of course! 
 Also known as ""Peter Pan"", ""young at heart"", and ""kid at heart"".",kidult,Screambug,"[u'#immature', u'#peter pan', u'#big baby', u'#young-at-heart', u'#kid-at-heart']",3657,2597,"January 09, 2006"
I word used to describe when a person jacks off to much to porn and cant do anything for a few hours.,Porn Hangover,ParadoxSync,"[u'#pron', u'#hangover', u'#jacking off', u'#porn', u'#lazy']",5251,3761,"February 27, 2009"
n. someone who specialises in dating seemingly unattractive people that later blossom into fitties.,Investment banger,doctort123,"[u'#fitty', u'#fitties', u'#munter', u'#isa', u'#investment', u'#banger', u'#banker']",4542,3280,"August 20, 2015"
"When someone steals Apple Products such as iPhones, iPads, iPod Touches, and other stuff created by Apple.",Apple Picking,Nyker2000,"[u'#apple', u'#iphone', u'#ipad', u'#ipod', u'#stealing']",3378,3974,"September 19, 2012"
"What your girlfriend hopes to achieve by ""forgetting"" to taker her pill, thus guaranteeing that you'll have to spend the rest of your now ruined life with her... or that you'll have to run from the law forever to avoid child support.",anchor baby,Joshua Sweeney,"[u'#baby', u'#birth control', u'#girlfriend', u'#dependency', u'#streudel']",7283,3970,"April 24, 2006"
"1) A sarcastic expression used to denote annoyance or frustration.
2) A term used when you just dont give a fuck
3) Look, my dick and balls are bigger than yours.",deez nuts,PMR,[],8913,4528,"February 25, 2003"
(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.,Shit Ticket,Department of Behavioral Hell,"[u'#bathroom tissue', u'#toilet paper', u'#1-ply', u'#2-ply', u'#shit paper']",4737,3488,"August 23, 2015"
A ratchet ass club rat,ratchrat,Micro danger,"[u'#ratchet', u'#club rat', u'#crunk', u'#drunk', u'#party', u'#slut', u'#thot', u'#twerk', u'#cray', u'#ho', u'#ghetto']",2447,4119,"August 14, 2015"
That moment when you lose your phone and you immediately freak and start groping your self to find it.,Phone Groping,xximsomentalxx,"[u'#phone', u'#cell', u'#groping', u'#self', u'#phone grope', u'#find phone']",5702,3316,"January 29, 2011"
When a small group or crowed suddenly realizes that someone has emitted a silent but nasty fart and they all look among themselves for facial expressions or body language that might pinpoint the perpertrator.,Farting Glances,jeffbo,"[u'#fart', u'#farting', u'#gas', u'#glances', u'#the cheese', u'#the mustard', u'#silent but deadly', u'#at a party']",5212,3177,"May 25, 2009"
Texting nothing but emojis back and forth between a friend or partner. Can sometimes be for humour or usually because you're bored.,emoji tennis,brockthesock,"[u'#emoji', u'#emojis', u'#tennis', u'#texting', u'#peach']",5282,3651,"August 12, 2015"
"a polite way of saying bitch what, specially to someone who has annoyed you.
Also can be used as an annoying term on Vine.
Can also be used purely for fun.",bish whet,Bish whet,"[u'#vine', u'#besh what', u'#nsg', u'#massive', u'#and what']",4302,4271,"May 02, 2014"
The act of performing an oral sexual deed to a male.,service a bro,RiCKY,"[u'#head', u'#blowjob', u'#dome', u'#oral', u'#sweet 16']",4498,5954,"August 17, 2015"
A person who uses a word program or internet thesaurus in order to make their papers or written works appear smarter by replacing common words with larger or uncommon words.,Thesaurus Rex,Chromium,"[u'#thesaurus', u'#dictionary', u'#word', u'#microsoft word', u'#pseudo-intellectual']",5833,3906,"April 02, 2006"
It means that you are going to go over to your partners house and fuck with Netflix in the background.,Netflix and Chill,Octopimpslap,"[u'#netflix', u'#chill', u'#sex', u'#slang', u'#more', u'#tags']",24813,8738,"August 10, 2015"
"The process of eating a huge amount of food very quickly, stuffing oneself to the point of making one feel as if he/she is a duck force-fed to grow its liver for harvest",Full Foie Gras,azlefty,"[u'#gluttony', u'#food baby', u'#foie gras', u'#fwah grah', u'#food', u'#eat']",3078,3759,"August 10, 2015"
Shenanigans that will happen in the future,Futurenanigans,JammySplodge,"[u'#shenanigans', u'#call shenanigans', u'#oceananigans', u'#i call shenanigans', u'#to call shenanigans']",4481,5093,"August 10, 2015"
The act of using the alphabet to bring a woman considerable pleasure during cunnilingus.,Alphabet,Poetess,"[u'#the alphabet', u'#abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz', u'#oral sex', u'#going down', u'#alphabet method', u'#cunnilingus']",5933,4377,"August 21, 2006"
When you text somebody and they read it but don't text back,on seen,Divine;leelee,"[u'#reply', u'#answer', u'#except', u'#ignore', u'#no reply']",4690,4076,"August 03, 2015"
When you have taken so many drugs your mouth is at the other side of your face to your eyes,do a picasso,bexscooper ,"[u'#grinding', u'#sober', u'#drugs', u'#ecstasy', u'#pills']",4932,5213,"August 04, 2015"
"A person who enters and occupies a public restroom stall adjacent to a stall that is already occupied despite the fact that there were other stalls available that would have allowed a buffer, negatively affecting the enjoyment of your activity. An offense similar to occupying the middle urinal.",stall brother,CuseWick,"[u'#public', u'#restroom', u'#uncomfortable', u'#dump', u'#urinal']",4019,3006,"August 04, 2015"
"In cereal, there is two different ways to make it. Pouring the cereal, or the milk first in the bowl. People generally pour in the cereal first. ""Pouring the milk first"" is considered wrong. People who pour the milk first, shouldn't be trusted.",Pouring the milk first,Swaggy Boy,"[u'#milk first', u'#cereal', u'#milk', u'#cereal first', u'#pouring the milk first']",6736,3664,"August 05, 2015"
A poop that comes on so suddenly that one fears they may not be able to make it to the toilet.,Emergenturd,CamLT,"[u'#poop', u'#dump', u'#turd', u'#crap', u'#fart']",6375,4085,"August 03, 2015"
"Someone or something that exubes an aura of pedophilia, such as a creepy old man with candy or an older van with tinted windows.",Pedolicious,Acidgrey,"[u'#pedophile', u'#pedulicious', u'#creeper', u'#man with the candy', u'#pedovan']",4121,4876,"July 29, 2015"
Brain freeze caused from rapidly slurping down a frozen margarita beverage.,margraine,Whalebunny,"[u'#brain freeze', u'#alcohol', u'#drinking', u'#frozen margarita', u'#high']",3598,4554,"July 28, 2015"
When you find a cockroach in your apartment right before going to bed and your girlfriend is too freaked out to have sex.,Cockroach Blocked,Aemar,"[u'#cockroach', u'#sex', u'#girlfriend', u'#cock blocked', u'#cockblocked', u'#bugs']",6199,4269,"July 28, 2015"
What Obama calls his broccoli,Broc Obama,Shshsjjsnsnsnzn,"[u'#broc', u'#barrack', u'#broc obama', u'#obama', u'#barracks food']",6375,7098,"July 28, 2015"
"(n.)Cash money, dollar bills, dough, moolah, bread.",Presidential Flashcards,Nikedunks6.0,"[u'#cash', u'#guap', u'#moolah', u'#money', u'#dough']",5972,4750,"December 15, 2009"
"Men who go about their day with a shirt on, but no pants or underwear.
 ""Cocking"" can be used with other terms. Example: Cowl Cocking, when a man wears only a super heros cowl, much like Batmans cowl, but no pants or underwear.",shirt cocking,-Cylon-,"[u'#shirt', u'#cocking', u'#cowl', u'#pants', u'#underwear']",3807,5100,"September 13, 2006"
"a party, held in honor of an ill individual expected to die soon, often a family member",pre-wake,timmy t,"[u'#vigil', u'#death- vigil', u'#black capsule celebration', u'#farewell banquet', u'#precocious funeral']",4482,4319,"July 29, 2015"
Fear of being away from a mobile phone.,nomophobia,S. Dawg,"[u'#phobia', u'#cell', u'#phone', u'#mobile', u'#tech', u'#fear']",7052,4473,"March 31, 2008"
Verb: The act of last minute screaming planning action that does not divert panic,Planicking,Portable Chaoz,"[u'#panic', u'#terror', u'#pregnancy', u'#test', u'#fatherhood']",5839,6936,"July 23, 2015"
Blazin' it in the daytime.,day hazed,FOG,"[u'#high', u'#stoned', u'#lit', u'#blazed', u'#puffing the magic dragon']",5657,6213,"July 23, 2015"
Let life go by or pass on by,sleep on life,TSHH,"[u'#awake', u'#dead', u'#absent', u'#ignorant', u'#alert']",5478,5829,"July 23, 2015"
"Talking shit over social media (twitter,Instagram) or talking shit to somebody else without the person they are taking about knowing.",Lip boxing,Dmv niggah,"[u'#spreading rumors', u'#sneak dissin', u'#rappin', u'#purpin', u'#gayshit']",5358,4894,"July 23, 2015"
Waiting to leave the bathroom as to avoid any contact with people in in stalls next to you.,Bathroom Stalling,dumbwhiteguy,"[u'#bathroom', u'#stalling', u'#poop shit', u'#waiting', u'#restroom', u'#toilet']",6494,3696,"July 23, 2015"
"Getting lazy is the act of just laying on the ground after being slammed or a hard fall. Most commonly used amongst skaters, bmx riders, and other extreme sports.",Getting lazy,crane majestic,"[u'#slam', u'#slammed', u'#fall', u'#skating', u'#bmx', u'#bail']",4680,5449,"July 20, 2015"
Remark used when someone asks a question about something especially when it's really stupid.,Take a wild fucking guess,Thaddian,"[u'#dumbass', u'#smartass', u'#stupid', u'#obvious', u'#wtf']",7495,4374,"July 09, 2015"
To swear on a person you hold in high regard. Usually a deceased friend or relative.,on who,Dmula,"[u'#on', u'#who', u'#dmv', u'#slang', u'#rolla', u'#go-go', u""#990's""]",4354,6669,"July 12, 2015"
Female that is more plastic than human.,body by mattel,MyDogHasAPirateBeard,"[u'#fauxen', u'#barbie', u'#plastic', u'#surgery', u'#mattel']",5795,4553,"July 12, 2015"
A relationship based solely on text messages to the extent that in-person interaction is awkward. Common in online dating situations.,Text soaked,HandsomeHair,"[u'#text', u'#dating', u'#relationshps', u'#awkward', u'#online']",5763,4034,"July 13, 2015"
"Verb. The desperately intense observation of your smart phone screen message thread, as you wait in hope for a reply from someone you are romantically engaged with.",Dot Watching,hc88,"[u'#dating', u'#smart phones', u'#technology', u'#romance', u'#iphone']",5905,4045,"July 15, 2015"
"It's a boxing term. It means that though you may be outclassed by your opponent, if you land a good punch, you can win.",Puncher's Chance,BrianSnat,"[u'#shot in the dark', u'#taking a chance', u'#going for it', u'#no chance', u'#your best shot', u'#going for the jugular', u'#hitting below the belt.']",4204,3755,"July 15, 2015"
Assault and Robbery or Against persons and Robbery is category of crime. It's a lingual abbreviation used by police or law enforcement.,a and r,dreamine,"[u'#robbery', u'#armed robbery', u'#hold-up', u'#heist', u'#bank robbery']",3574,5091,"July 10, 2015"
"The moment after posting something inflammatory or militant on Facebook that you immediately regret. No matter how quickly it is deleted, people have screenshots.",Faceremorse,MADmansMetalHarmony,"[u'#facebook', u'#rage', u'#anger', u'#remorse', u'#embarrassed']",4079,4374,"July 11, 2015"
"When Batman fans try to rationalize that Batman would beat any other super hero because he is Batman and nothing more, when realistically any other super hero would strangle Batman with his own asshole.",I'm Batman syndrome,conman4618,"[u'#bat', u'#man', u'#sucks', u'#major', u'#cock']",7474,5497,"October 31, 2014"
the complete opposite of eye candy,eye cabbage,hollie.c,"[u'#cabbage', u'#eye', u'#ugly', u'#bugly', u'#boogly']",6166,4881,"December 18, 2007"
the gender-free way to call your BF/GF,genderfriend,hytham_hammer,[],6415,9281,"August 06, 2005"
"Engaging in hand to hand contact. In other words, holding hands.",mormon first base,mormon_playa,"[u'#first base', u'#holding hands', u'#mormon', u'#second base', u'#third base', u'#mormon second base', u'#baseball']",8442,4976,"September 26, 2007"
when you are attracted to white girls only,arctic fever,Fouad Z,"[u'#asian', u'#love', u'#sex', u'#women', u'#girls', u'#wigger', u'#yellow fever']",9234,5846,"July 17, 2008"
Asking your homie to hook you up with his girlfriends best friend.,put me in the car,Sky the P,"[u'#put me in the car', u'#pimp', u'#plug me', u'#hook me up', u'#im tryna fuck with her']",7618,8511,"June 27, 2015"
"You don't know me, you don't know what I do, you haven't lived my life, you don't know my struggles nor trials and tribulations",you don't pour my cereal,J Smitty219,"[u'#you', u'#dont', u'#pour', u'#my', u'#cereal']",7598,5004,"June 29, 2015"
the eating habits of a methamphetamine/crack user,Jennycrack Diet,Ratbagrell,"[u'#jennycrack', u'#diet', u'#crack diet', u'#crack', u'#meth', u'#drugs']",4274,4482,"June 28, 2015"
catalogs made up of outdoor barbecue cookers and smokers mailed to men just before Fourth of July and Father's Day,grill porn,Coxbox,"[u'#porn', u'#grill', u""#father's day"", u'#seduction', u'#shout out']",6033,4376,"May 14, 2010"
"a term to describe the actions of straight men who are afraid of showing any physical or emotional bond to the men they are friends with. This is akin to saying ""no homo,"" and is a result of toxic masculinity and homophobia",sausage fears,Bro Needs A Babysitter,"[u'#homophobia', u'#bro', u'#douchebag', u'#fragile masculinity', u'#heteronormativity', u'#no homo']",6687,4841,"June 28, 2015"
enlightened; aware of the nature of the universe. Is a reference to The Matrix (blue pill or red pill),red pilled,Sheut,"[u'#enlightened', u'#aware', u'#matrix', u'#red', u'#drugs']",5988,5510,"January 31, 2014"
"on your eyebrow, the long curly hairs that protrude beyond the flat straight hairs",eyebrow pubes,Unice Tracy Able,"[u'#eyebrow', u'#eyebrows', u""#eyebrow's"", u'#eyebrow hair', u'#monobrow', u'#face', u'#brow', u'#brows', u""#brow's"", u'#eye brow', u'#eye brows', u'#eye-brow', u'#eye-brows', u""#eye-brow's""]",4779,4564,"January 09, 2015"
When a girl sleeps with a guy once and he moves in and you can never be rid of him,stage four clinger,HantheDealer,"[u'#clingy', u'#stage 5 clinger', u'#s5c', u'#creep', u'#stahp.']",5037,4568,"June 29, 2015"
"Verb: the act of showing one's most ornate materials (i.e. Cars, jewels, clothes, weave, new nails) once said person comes into money, expected or unexpected.",Rich Rolling,LexyLou21,"[u'#flossing', u'#stunting', u'#showing off', u'#flaunting', u'#ostentatious']",4291,4102,"June 22, 2015"
Pay per view stripper who uses snapchats snapcash feature to make money.,Snaphoe,Lwellington,"[u'#snapchat', u'#hoe', u'#snapcash', u'#stripper', u'#nudes']",5245,3933,"June 22, 2015"
Pun intended. (and now acknowledged),No pun intended,placeholderhandle,"[u'#pun', u'#punny', u'#annoying', u'#words', u'#phrase']",5209,3776,"June 22, 2015"
The female version of duck butter.,Goose Cheese,captmurk,"[u'#crotch stink', u'#muffin butter', u'#rancid', u'#chick sweat', u'#vag venom']",4612,4052,"June 22, 2015"
when you look perfect and no one can tell you otherwise.,glitter af,ladyblue98,"[u'#on point', u'#on fleek', u'#fleek', u'#perfection', u'#fine']",5409,5213,"June 22, 2015"
"Narcisexual, rooting to the word of Narcissist (loving yourself), means you are only sexually attracted to yourself. (Also see Narciromantic)",Narcisexual,True One,"[u'#narciromantic', u'#narcissist', u'#narcissism', u'#self', u'#personal']",5449,3845,"June 23, 2015"
When hashtags are spoken out loud.,hashtalk,Octagon8,"[u'#hash-talk', u'##hashtalk', u'#hashtag', u'#instagram', u'#twitter']",4528,3563,"June 23, 2015"
When you relate more to an occupation not your own.,transoccupational,Jyn ,"[u'#trans', u'#occupational', u'#career', u'#work', u'#job']",4612,4517,"June 19, 2015"
"a man that has massive balls that hang low, similar to a bull.",Bull Balls,Sailboatking,"[u'#bulls balls', u'#testicles', u'#massive', u'#hang', u'#low', u'#balls']",4861,4635,"June 15, 2015"
a feeling that one is in the body of the wrong species,species dysphoria,brainyuck,"[u'#body', u'#human', u'#animal', u'#bird', u'#mistake']",4326,6523,"June 16, 2015"
The person who nitpicks and judges everyone's food choices at the dinner table.,Food monitor,ErisDiscord,"[u'#food shaming', u'#monitor', u'#food', u'#food choice', u'#food police']",5466,3228,"June 17, 2015"
Click bait to get you to go to the story.,what happened next,PBSPinchback,"[u'#click bait', u'#stupidity', u'#the blaze', u'#tabloid journalism', u'#media']",4720,3138,"June 18, 2015"
"Do what you ment to do and do it fast, or just drop it.",shit or get off the pot,Dan Ask,[],5726,4156,"December 17, 2004"
Fear of relaxing the sphincter after a few days without a poo,Sphincter trembles,MellyMooster,"[u'#bum', u'#hole', u'#crack', u'#poo', u'#shit']",4437,4127,"June 15, 2015"
The word Sarah Palin uses when she means to say predation.,Preditation,when.will.it.end,"[u'#grifter', u'#five colleges', u'#ged', u'#sarah palin', u""#90's lipgloss""]",5090,5542,"June 11, 2015"
A marriage motivated primarily by a desire to hurt or get even with someone else.,Spite marriage,Luddz,"[u'#revenge', u'#get back', u'#get even', u'#wed', u'#hitch']",4968,4199,"June 11, 2015"
Clapping before you even know what you're clapping for.,preclapulation,ash.case,"[u'#jumping the gun', u'#being overly excited', u'#red lighting', u'#preejackulation', u'#anxious', u'#rambunctious.']",6418,3948,"June 07, 2015"
smoking some marijuana to cure the effects of having smoked too much the night before.,fur of the cat that scratched me,big phat phart,"[u'#weed', u'#pot', u'#420', u'#maryjane', u'#kush']",5075,5463,"June 07, 2015"
Exclamation for when something is just too cool for any other phrase.,Shit the Fuck Yeah,vidiot,"[u'#stfy', u'#exclamations', u'#stfn', u'#shit the fuck no!', u'#northwest slang']",6902,5207,"June 07, 2015"
"From Latin ""insipiens"" (opposite of ""sapiens"") and ""sexualis"" (sexual), meaning ""attracted primarily to fools.""",insipiosexual,Carl Noonien Soong,"[u'#sexuality', u'#sapiosexual', u'#sapiosexuality', u'#insapiosexuality', u'#ditz']",4914,6107,"June 07, 2015"
"A poorly executed trust fall, i.e. you do not catch the person who is dropping back in to your arms.",trust fail,the coMANd'r,"[u'#trust', u'#fail', u'#trust fall', u'#trust falling', u'#miss']",4412,4270,"June 04, 2015"
A man who must be home by midnight for any one of a variety of reasons or he will face serious consequences,Cinderfella,budlightdraft,"[u'#cinderalla', u'#midnight', u'#medicine', u'#sleep', u'#friends']",5908,3593,"June 04, 2015"
"similar to dad bod, but only achieved by binge drinking while studying all year. No kids necessary.",Grad bod,thamothafuckinman,"[u'#beer', u'#gut', u'#hairy', u'#smelly', u'#nasty']",3820,3812,"June 06, 2015"
When you're dressed in your Friday best ready to hit the bars and pick up some chicks. Lookin fly as a mother fucker.,Lookin' Friday,Scorpiopir8,"[u'#fly', u'#fresh', u'#friday', u'#tight', u'#hot']",5595,4091,"June 01, 2015"
Of which one has an abnormal fear of dying; A persistent fear of dying or the process of dying.,Necrophobia,tswizzle1279,"[u'#die', u'#fear', u'#phobia', u'#death', u'#scare']",4549,3934,"June 03, 2015"
A computer primarily designed to browse sites like Facebook instead of doing proper work on.,Facebook Machine,CloudZephyr,"[u'#facebook', u'#computer', u'#apple', u'#crapple', u'#macbook', u'#mac']",4358,3005,"June 03, 2015"
"Low wage income earned in a fast food establishment, specifically at a fast food chicken place.",Chicken wages,Jerff,"[u'#minimum wage', u'#poor', u'#broke', u'#chicken fingers', u'#cock wizard']",5091,4566,"June 01, 2015"
"Fear of going out, opposite of FOMO. A light hearted jovial expression used in situations where a person is non committal to the evenings activities.",FOGO,Thump life,"[u'#fomo', u'#anxiety', u'#party', u'#fear', u'#missing out', u'#regret', u'#boring']",4821,4046,"July 27, 2014"
Certain patterns on baggy pants that make a girls butt look larger or even in massive tense,Poptical Illusion,Gabebailey,"[u'#booty', u'#ass', u'#massive', u'#pants', u'#sexy']",5132,4272,"May 26, 2015"
If someone says 'Tweet It' after another person has said a sentence then they must simply tweet the sentence they just said.,Tweet It,bantermobile,"[u'#tweet it', u'#tweet', u'#it', u'#twitter', u'#banter']",4169,5862,"May 27, 2015"
"A child had by a celebrity just for the attention. Usually given a bizarre name, because who cares what the child has to go through growing up, they're just a kidcessory.",Kidcessory,Bobakalacka,"[u'#orphan', u'#celeb', u'#kimye', u'#kanye', u'#zappa']",6876,3898,"May 27, 2015"
The thin nasty liquid that drips from the ketchup bottle before the thick sauce reaches the opening,Ketchup drool,Ruzi,"[u'#catsup drool', u'#catchup drool', u'#ketchup drewl', u'#katsup drool', u'#catsup drewl']",6863,4082,"May 27, 2015"
When you find yourself in a date with someone who bores you to the point that you find yourself asleep with your eyes open.,datenapping,the coMANd'r,"[u'#nap', u'#date', u'#napping', u'#sleep', u'#boring', u'#meetnapping']",3513,4048,"October 29, 2014"
"When you wave to someone you know and another person intercepts your wave mistakenly as if you are waving to them, e.g. caught in the crossfire of your wave.",whoopsie wave,the coMANd'r,"[u'#whoopsie', u'#wave', u'#accident', u'#crossfire', u'#accidental', u'#signal', u'#inadvertent']",4611,3213,"April 14, 2014"
"When two guys hang out together in a non-romantic fashion over dinner or a show. Also referred to as a ""man date"".",dick date,the coMANd'r,"[u'#date', u'#hetero', u'#man date', u'#mandate', u'#non-romantic']",5224,5414,"August 26, 2014"
The opposite of a happy ending when getting a massage. When you are so relaxed that you shit yourself during the massage.,crappy ending,the coMANd'r,"[u'#crap', u'#shit', u'#shat', u'#massage', u'#happy ending', u'#unhappy ending', u'#turd', u'#sea turdle', u'#caboner']",4198,5427,"October 27, 2014"
A computer used exclusively for porn.,Jackintosh,UNSTABLETON_LIVE,"[u'#masturbation', u'#technology', u'#trigger warning', u'#pornography', u'#family']",10319,5341,"May 18, 2015"
"The chicken coop is the house or apartment where you keep all the drugs. (Mainly kilos of cocaine aka ""chickens"")You never sleep at the chicken coop or do business there. Noone should know where your chicken coop is except for you.We call it a chicken coop because that's where you go to lay your chickens down to sleep at night.",chicken coop,Booosiebad,"[u'#trap house', u'#chickens', u'#kilograms', u'#stash house', u'#drugs']",3342,4434,"May 16, 2015"
"short for ""Downtown LA"" or ""Downtown Los Angeles""",DTLA,zooeyville,"[u'#downtown', u'#los angeles', u'#la', u'#california', u'#so cal']",5184,5357,"April 07, 2010"
Distance between 50 & 100 yards.,Down yonder,Big Shawn,"[u'#not far', u'#distance', u'#50 to 100 yards', u'#close by', u'#near']",7020,5893,"May 16, 2015"
Ur about to get your ass beat,get these hands,This kid ,"[u'#ur', u'#ass', u'#is', u'#gonn', u'#get', u'#beat']",7347,5828,"May 16, 2015"
The unfortunate realization that any given time sensitive condition cannot be undone.,unring the bell,Yawa,"[u'#guilt', u'#ring the bell', u'#distraction', u'#attention', u'#porn']",5570,5635,"May 14, 2015"
When you are at the breaking point of pissing or shitting your pants. You can't run because that would shake it all out.,Emergency walk,kennykenalot,"[u'#run', u'#rush', u'#spaz', u'#urgent', u'#hurry']",8158,5391,"May 14, 2015"
Abstaining from masturbation.,Mabstinent,AlexanderBlack96,"[u'#fap', u'#masturbation', u'#abstinence', u'#no fap', u'#mabstinence']",6541,5604,"May 14, 2015"
"A request that somebody be quiet, stop talking, etc.",Find your silence,jm2011,"[u'#shut up', u'#stfu', u'#quiet', u'#annoyed', u'#insult']",13983,9132,"May 01, 2015"
To say things intended to hurt another.,verbal punches,know BODY,"[u'#name calling', u'#making fun of', u'#picking on', u'#shit starting', u'#provoking']",7785,7856,"March 30, 2015"
Pure fucking magic.,PFM,Bella Bartalk,"[u'#pure', u'#fucking', u'#magic', u'#explanation', u'#amazing']",8857,7586,"October 14, 2013"
"A social media phenomenon where a commenter attempts to demonstrate knowledge obtained by searching on Google. This person has no legitimate degree from an accredited institution in said subject/topic, but will use unverified & inaccurate sources from websites searched on the search engine to prove their point on the topic being discussed.",Google University,BeltonBelle,"[u'#google', u'#university', u'#facebook', u'#social media', u'#inaccurate']",7457,5542,"November 25, 2014"
"A euphemism for masturbating, especially at work.",Service the Account,Terra Incognita,"[u'#masturbate', u'#screw the pooch', u'#jerk off', u'#waste time', u'#servicing the account']",6775,6126,"February 24, 2011"
The massive shit taken after a meal at chipotle.,chipotle child,Boshjuno,"[u'#shit', u'#poop', u'#chipotle', u'#fast food', u'#crap']",10398,7019,"April 04, 2015"
"As Tupac defined it, a thug is someone who is going through struggles, has gone through struggles, and continues to live day by day with nothing for them. That person is a thug. and the life they are living is the thug life.  A thug is NOT a gangster. Look up gangster and gangsta. Not even CLOSE, my friend.",thug,thyung,[],15289,12645,"March 19, 2005"
"Combination of ""fapping"" and ""refractory period."" The refractory period is the recovery time during which it is physiologically impossible for a man to have another orgasm. The refaptory period, therefore, is the recovery time during which it is physiologically impossible for a man to have another orgasm by fapping.",refaptory period,Ae5Ea8,"[u'#fapping', u'#fap', u'#recovery', u'#impossible', u'#physiology']",5544,5490,"March 30, 2015"
"The special kind of drunk you only get as a female member of a wedding party. The kind where you wake up the next day in a pretty dress, missing your shoes, smeared with someone else's lipstick and unable to remember how you made it home after a wedding or stagette.",bridesmaid wasted,idnami,"[u'#bridesmaid', u'#wasted', u'#drunk', u'#shitfaced', u'#plastered']",5523,5321,"March 29, 2015"
When someone does something really stupid.,you got to be fist fucking me,fishfarmer1972 ,"[u'#stupid', u'#dumb', u'#an ass', u'#dumbass', u'#stupid motherfucker']",7788,6203,"March 30, 2015"
When you can't choose what to watch on Netflix so you keep switching from thing to thing,Netflix Bipolar,Chels_ty,"[u'#netflix', u'#bipolar', u'#relatable', u'#tv', u'#movies']",7119,5173,"March 30, 2015"
"A one reply bitch is someone who replies with simple words like: ""yeah, okay, cool, nice, alright, yep, whatever, nope,"" etc",one reply bitch,LittleDumpling,"[u'#one', u'#reply', u'#bitch', u'#thottie', u'#hoe']",8905,4924,"March 13, 2015"
"adj., A person who has a limited posterior. One who cannot fill out a pair of jeans.",lackoass,stageguy,"[u'#bootyfree', u'#noassatall', u'#hindless', u'#backboard', u'#snicker']",6334,5407,"February 25, 2011"
"The sense of let down after your cat, dog, or spouse does not recognize your fart with as much enthusiasm as you were feeling it deserved.",post fartum depression,Ae5Ea8,"[u'#cat', u'#dog', u'#pet', u'#smell', u'#air']",7866,5207,"February 03, 2015"
"To offer prayer as a concrete solution to a problem. To, literally, run the issue ""up the ladder"" and wait for God to figure it out, thereby relieving you of taking any real action.",Pray punt,Witty mommy,"[u'#pray', u'#god', u'#punt', u'#inaction', u'#solution']",5315,5028,"September 03, 2014"
"The correct response to the question ""what it is"". ",you already know,The23rdfnordian,"[u'#what it is', u'#chillin', u'#what up', u""#what's poppin'"", u""#how'""]",6489,4686,"September 03, 2007"
A lack of breast implants. Real boobs. Titties with no silicone or saline.,Sansplants,Witty Mommy,"[u'#breast implants', u'#fake titties', u'#boobs', u'#breasts', u'#silicone']",6601,5710,"January 27, 2015"
Something that happened earlier.,later ago,cmc53,"[u'#before', u'#after', u'#earlier', u'#previously', u'#awhile ago', u'#beforehand']",4997,8345,"February 23, 2011"
"A list of people with whom you work and whom you would also like to murder. But you never would because you're not a murderer so it's an ""office hit list"" instead of just a regular hit list.",Office Hit List,Witty Mommy,"[u'#office', u'#work', u'#hate', u'#co-workers', u'#kill']",6684,4419,"March 31, 2015"
The act of attempting to court a shortie with the desire to acquire booty.,say wussup,King of Inglewood,"[u'#synonyms: flirt', u'#hit on', u'#holler at', u'#spit game', u'#mack on']",5675,4723,"May 01, 2006"
from 5 to 8 PMthe time of day during which Instagram will be the most active; for example the Instagram feed will be quickly updated and Instagram pictures will receive more instantaneous likes.,Instagram Prime Time,notGodbutclose,"[u'#instagram', u'#likes', u'#time', u'#feed', u'#active']",7018,4459,"March 31, 2015"
"The math a younger girl does when she meets an older guy in a bar, where she finds how old she was when you were her age.",Barithmetic,DAVnCHAINS,"[u'#old', u'#young', u'#bar', u'#girl', u'#guy']",5555,4567,"March 31, 2015"
The weight a person reports on his or her driver's license which is anywhere between 5 and 20 lbs. less than the person's actual weight.,Driver's License Weight,Witty Mommy,"[u'#weight', u'#diet', u'#lying', u""#driver's license"", u'#lie']",5821,4282,"March 31, 2015"
"A more ghetto way of ""Who does that?"" when in a moment of surprise at someones actions",Where they do that at,MagickMissle,"[u'#wtf', u'#who does that', u'#what in the world', u'#who the hell', u'#thats lame']",5617,5414,"September 04, 2011"
The act of having explosive diarrhea in close proximity to a toilet which results in fecal matter splatter on said toilet and nearby areas. Fecal matter splatter resembles the pattern of buckshot or birdshot. Usually associated with Radar Ass or Radar Butt.Antonym: Immaculate Defecation,bathroom buckshot,2Black2Strong,"[u'#fred', u'#ed', u'#immaculate defecation', u'#bathroom splatter', u'#restroom birdshot']",5835,4320,"May 27, 2014"
To have a child out of wedlock.,Living in sin with a safety pin,CLB,[],5386,4856,"May 06, 2004"
The act of looking very attractive to the opposing gender to lead them on to rejection,thirst trapping,D1Gillespie,"[u'#thirsty', u'#attracted', u'#rejected', u'#single', u'#turned down']",6880,5277,"July 19, 2014"
(n.) when a bro cleans his room solely because he thinks he might be getting laid that night.,fling cleaning,Da Sperminator,"[u'#getting laid', u'#dorm room', u'#sex', u'#fling', u'#friends with benefits', u'#spring cleaning']",8488,4810,"January 22, 2011"
Having a realistic wet dream to wake up to hearing your parents having sex in the other room.,Accidental Incest,Nigbiscuitmcmuffin,"[u'#incest', u'#sex', u'#accident', u'#dream', u'#no']",6390,6233,"January 16, 2015"
A pair of twins that subsequently go on to live as roommates.,wombmates,rockingyourdime,"[u'#twins', u'#roommate', u'#uterus', u'#pregnant', u'#womb', u'#apartment']",6700,4853,"June 09, 2009"
the Costco worker who checks your receipt as you leave,Costcop,Ae5Ea8,"[u'#costco', u'#shop', u'#worker', u'#receipt', u'#sharpie']",9826,4885,"February 07, 2015"
"To go down on a woman is to start her off with nice, long, passionate kisses on the lips, and then down to her neck, and then down to her breasts where you have your pleasure with them, and then you kiss your way across her tummy, and finally, you have ultimate pleasure with orally pleasing her pussy.",go down on,Dave,[],10413,5744,"October 24, 2004"
"A person who, when reading text on a computer screen, cannot help but constantly select, deselect, and reselect the text.This highlighting ranges from constantly clicking the text at random, highlighting the words as they are read, or highlighting the words as a bookmark to stay on track.",compulsive highlighter,pavementphases,"[u'#compulsive', u'#disorder', u'#highlight', u'#click', u'#peeve']",6251,4555,"February 23, 2011"
The day after tomorrow,nexterday,Betaglion,"[u'#nextarday', u'#day after tomorrow', u'#yesterday', u'#today', u'#next-r-day']",8777,4979,"February 23, 2011"
"An exceptionally large lagomorph that died for our sins (or was that Jesus?) and, during the month of April, delivers delectable candy treats to all the good little Gentile boys and girls of the world.",Easter Bunny,Dolphin_X,[],6965,7887,"April 17, 2003"
"1. a selfie stick
2. slang for one's own johnson",selfie stick,Ae5Ea8,"[u'#selfie', u'#shelfie', u'#breathie', u'#johnson', u'#member']",5896,5454,"March 31, 2015"
"A distinct, 21st century fear that a photograph or video posted on a social network medium will go viral and you will forever be immortalized in internet infamy.",Memeophobia,sunsetblvd,"[u'#technology', u'#phobia', u'#random', u'#meme', u'#infamy']",7038,4962,"March 30, 2015"
"The boy band One Direction, minus Zayn Malik.",0.8 Direction,namebar115,"[u'#one direction', u'#1d', u'#zayn malik', u'#liam payne', u'#niall horan', u'#louis tomlinson', u'#harry styles', u'#boy band']",12046,5746,"March 29, 2015"
A excuse usuallyused by young married couples so they can fuck a lot.,Trying for a baby,jdoge7,"[u'#sex', u'#fuck', u'#baby', u'#excuse', u'#couple']",7855,5313,"March 14, 2015"
"To break up with somebody.Alternatively, it means to fire somebody from a job.Basically, the word describes any situation in which someone's position or status is completely stripped away from them in one fell swoop.This phrase derives from the book and TV series, Game of Thrones, in which there is a castle on a high mountain with a hatch built into the floor. This hatch is called the ""Moon Door."" When opened, the Moon Door releases people into mid air, so that they fall directly to the floor of the Vale far below.",to give someone the moon door,Ae5Ea8,"[u'#game of thrones', u'#moon door', u'#the vale', u'#break up', u'#hatch']",4101,3905,"March 14, 2015"
trying to have sex with an older person,gravediggin,Juh DeGs,"[u'#gravediggin', u'#old', u'#sex', u'#granny', u'#geizer']",7746,4382,"March 14, 2015"
"Term used in basketball when a player hits a perfect swish, usually called out by another teammate or occasionally the douchebag that took the shot. After taking the shot you keep your hand in the same position it was in as the ball was released because the shot was just that perfect others playing want to see the form.Juwan: *Hits perfect shot from 3*Ben: ""Thats what I'm talking about Keep it hangin'""",keep it hangin',ConeMaster,"[u'#douchebag', u'#ben', u'#juwan', u'#basketball', u'#shot']",3302,4808,"March 14, 2015"
"JTM is short, text-messaging speak for: je t'aime (""I love you"" in French).
 This is popular in texting culture in French speaking countries.",JTM,gtbarry,"[u'#i', u'#love', u'#you', u'#je', u""#t'aime"", u'#french', u'#text', u'#message', u'#code']",6897,4983,"February 04, 2009"
a slang phrase usually said after asking a question.,or naw,joey g.,"[u'#or yaw', u'#yes', u'#postive', u'#or nah', u'#or na']",6263,5647,"February 24, 2014"
"The rare awkward moment between two male acquaintances or friends when the parting gesture (handshake, fist bump, or bro hug) gets fumbled. This occurs most often either when one goes in for a bro hug and the other wants to shake hands, or when one goes for the traditional handshake and the other goes for some version of the urban handshake. The awkwardness usually lingers until your next parting, at which time you both slightly overcompensate for the previous confusion by first, deciding what form your parting will take, and second, executing it with decidedly more gusto than usual.",braux pas,Ae5Ea8,"[u'#bro pas', u'#braux', u'#braux pas', u'#mistake', u'#greeting', u'#social']",5269,3433,"January 15, 2015"
"Phrase used to xpress extreme suprise and shock.
 Can be used to get attention and/or a cheap laugh",Screaming Jesus On A Ferris Wheel,Tompson Versetti,[],6129,5484,"May 24, 2004"
"expression indicating extreme anger and/or 
pain. see motherfucker",God Damn Motherfucking Shitty Fucking Shit Fuckers,killa,[],8090,6132,"March 03, 2005"
when one person is in love with another and knows they don't love them back but just can't shut the f*ck up about it.,unrequieted love,thelilsis,"[u'#love', u'#talk', u'#shut the f*ck up', u'#unrequited', u'#unrequieted']",5713,4812,"May 10, 2010"
"It's upside down, upside down.",umop apisdn,Anonymous,[],14882,5292,"August 25, 2003"
Just about to hit send on a text message when you think better of it and stop,tip of my thumb,md767,"[u'#tip', u'#thumb', u'#tongue', u'#check', u'#hold']",7760,4841,"March 04, 2015"
To jack off under water in the tub where no one in the house can hear it. Plus it feels really good,Underwater Jacking,ItsMaybeEthernet,"[u'#masturbating', u'#jacking off', u'#orgasm', u'#sex', u'#porn']",7364,5833,"March 09, 2015"
a self-posted image to social media that features a flashy display of large quantities of money,wealthy selfie,D.S. Credito,"[u'#selfie', u'#money', u'#social media', u'#flashy', u'#wealthy']",6286,5296,"March 09, 2015"
"The time period in which to escape the friend zone (transfer out). The deadline is normally within one month after meeting someone. Transfer season reoccurs after every break up, when a new window of opportunity arises.",Transfer Season,Mr K Flirt.,"[u'#friendzone', u'#zone', u'#stages', u'#friend', u'#girlfriend', u'#boyfriend', u'#fresher', u'#kish', u'#unilyf', u'#month']",4765,4112,"March 09, 2015"
"It means the person thinks highly of you, you have their respect.",You're aces with me, dilettanti,"[u'#tops', u'#top notch', u'#desirable', u'#ok', u'#favorable']",6415,3782,"March 09, 2015"
"Combination of ""faux"" and ""hygiene"" meaning when you half-heartedly wash your hands in a restroom. Your motivation is not actual hygiene but rather the social pressure to appear as if you actually do care.",fauxgiene,Ae5Ea8,"[u'#clean', u'#hands', u'#bathroom', u'#wash', u'#hygiene']",7267,4488,"March 09, 2015"
Being the target of big data. Doing a Google search for something and then being sent targeted ads for that thing for a month.,big dataed,kmurray42,"[u'#big', u'#brother', u'#data', u'#ads', u'#search']",5214,4882,"March 10, 2015"
Equivalent to a jackoff or a wanker. Also a term for masturbating excessively.,Fap Farmer,DangerCain,"[u'#jackoff', u'#wanker', u'#fapper', u'#masturbator', u'#fap']",6703,5269,"March 11, 2015"
Crushing on one person.,feeling you,Nolasavage,"[u'#like', u'#want', u'#crush', u'#tolerate', u'#feelings']",7098,5472,"March 11, 2015"
"That ass though.A woman can be an idiot, or have an ugly face, but if she has a nice ass it makes you want to say ""dat ass doe""
The same is true of her legs, ""Dem legs doe!"" ""Them legs though""",dat ass doe,Nice ass,"[u'#dat', u'#ass', u'#doe', u'#that', u'#thought', u'#dem']",7545,5525,"November 16, 2013"
A site full of shit.Very British.,web shite,webdevelopee,"[u'#webshite', u'#web shite', u'#web shit', u'#shite', u'#site']",7355,4596,"March 25, 2014"
"An Australianism associated with drinking: When you're about to take a drink, you say ""cheers big ears"". There are two usual responses: ""same goes big nose,"" or ""up your nose with a rubber hose.""",cheers big ears,Ryan83,"[u'#cheers', u'#up your bum', u'#get a dog up ya', u'#salanche', u'#campai']",5731,6357,"January 07, 2008"
"when someone posts a selfie to any social media in the morning, but puts on makeup and takes a shower before doing so. they then take the selfie and say whatever hipster crap they use. idiots actually believe that they just woke up so they fap to it.",morning selfie,40percentchicken,"[u'#selfie', u'#whitetrash', u'#white trash', u'#stupid', u'#instagram', u'#facebook', u'#morning selfie', u'#morning']",7298,4767,"January 27, 2015"
"The head animal in a pack, and by extension, an unofficial leader.  Often used sarcastically of someone who wants to lead a group.",alpha,yet_another,[],7019,4548,"July 02, 2004"
Fapping while you're watching porn but you're waiting because the video's buffering.,Masturwait,InternetHuman,"[u'#masurbation', u'#buffering', u'#slow', u'#porn', u'#fap']",11678,5047,"March 01, 2015"
"A sexual act involving sticking one's tongue down someones ear. Like cunnilingus, but with an ear instead",earlingus,earlingus,"[u'#ear licking', u'#aural-oral sex', u'#ear play', u'#ear', u'#oral sex']",5697,5534,"May 07, 2012"
A time-honored tradition of thinking things through while drinking a beverage.,drink things through,Sean_Maddox,"[u'#thoughtless', u'#thinking', u'#drinking', u'#abstain', u'#temperance', u'#think things through', u'#drink and think']",6233,4403,"August 22, 2010"
"A person who is not an outcast but different from everyone else. A unique person, different in a good way.",Man on the moon,monkeyshoe,"[u'#different', u'#unique', u'#outcast', u'#cool', u'#moon']",7668,4824,"May 26, 2010"
"A decision made unilaterally by a team leader without consulting colleagues, often a massive clusterfuck.",captain's call,willozap,"[u'#pick', u'#decision', u'#error', u'#clusterfuck', u'#snafu']",5368,4146,"January 26, 2015"
Live Long And Prosper,LLAP,Leah's post for Leonard Nimoy,"[u'#sign-off', u'#good-luck', u'#star trek', u'#vulcan', u'#trekkie']",9435,3825,"April 14, 2010"
When the pleasure you get watching something on TV comes from your hatred of it.,hate watching,Philosophistry,"[u'#guilty pleasure', u'#hate-watching', u'#hate-watch', u'#hate watch', u'#trash tv']",4591,3747,"October 26, 2013"
Falafel that is heaven in your mouth. The opposite of falawesome is falawful.,falawesome,"""Manny"" and ""Steve"" ;)","[u'#falafel', u'#awesome', u'#falawesome', u'#awful', u'#falawful']",5191,5882,"May 03, 2009"
When one side of a lace becomes longer due to tying and untying.,Shoelace Drift,Gilbert Diamond,"[u'#shoes', u'#laces', u'#problems', u'#converse', u'#chucks', u'#sneakers', u'#trainers', u""#teri's shoes""]",5948,4724,"February 21, 2015"
An adjective that describes a relationship between an omnivore/carnivore and a vegetarian/vegan.,bicurean,dwhip,"[u'#vegetarian', u'#vegan', u'#omnivore', u'#couple', u'#carnivore']",4490,5690,"February 21, 2015"
"To say ""Bless me"" after sneezing. Coming from the word masturbate, but instead of pleasuring themself, the person is blessing themself.",Blessturbate,theLondonlook,"[u'#masturbate', u'#masturbation', u'#sneeze', u'#bless', u'#bless me']",6032,7745,"February 21, 2015"
"A guy who tries to get with everyone. A player. A guy who will lie to a girl to make them hook up with them or send pics. They think they are the shit when they aren't. A guy who will only date a girl for their body. A total ass. A guy that will make a girl cry and laugh, and a guy who lies when they said I love you",Fuckboi,Know it all ,"[u'#fuckboi', u'#assholes', u'#stupid', u'#boys', u'#ew']",16223,7258,"January 24, 2015"
"A well intentioned person who repeatedly agrees to do some type of charity work, but ultimately does not follow through with the commitment, often with an excuse at the last moment.",voluntease,SavvyOpal,"[u'#flake', u'#tease', u'#wishy-washy', u'#fake', u'#excuses', u'#lame']",6362,4358,"February 15, 2015"
What you say under your breath when you do NOT want to eat someone's awful cooking.,turn down for lunch,Dalegend,"[u'#turnt up', u'#turn down 4 what', u'#turn down', u'#lose your lunch', u'#puke', u'#aunt']",5286,6751,"February 15, 2015"
"Money saved or stored by a non-traditional method (inside of a Shoe Box) without F.D.I.C. protection, enabling easy fee-free banking from a secure private location, usually ones residence.",Shoe Box Money,EastWordz,"[u'#money', u'#savings', u'#east', u'#shoebox money', u'#racks']",5350,4525,"February 15, 2015"
"Recently, many people have been saying ""Shots Fired,"" when someone gives a witty remark or serious burn. Now, if you ever find yourself on the receiving end of one of these burns, you can say ""Shots Received.""",Shots Received,Skinn Rols,"[u'#shots fired', u'#burn', u'#diss', u'#ouch', u'#insult']",7159,5298,"February 15, 2015"
"A big complex that has many giant TV screens. Known for overpriced food and drinks, so many people resort to sneaking snacks in",Movie theater,Annored,"[u'#movie', u'#dvds', u'#film', u'#vhs', u'#cinema']",6678,5988,"February 15, 2015"
When youre so stoned and you sway like a palm tree.,palm treeing,rawrface,"[u'#swaying', u'#stoned', u'#baked', u'#palm tree', u'#blitzed']",8430,5434,"February 15, 2015"
When you have the same facial expression no matter what emotion you're supposed to be showing.,Nicholas Cage Syndrome,teen angst,"[u'#nicholas cage', u'#syndrome', u'#smile', u'#emotion', u'#none']",10936,5026,"February 14, 2015"
"Frozen snots dangling from noses, created during cold weather.",nosecicles,jpg3,"[u'#snot-ice', u""#runnie's"", u'#ice-boogers', u'#green-slurpie', u'#eskimo-nosegoblins']",6918,5218,"February 15, 2015"
A term used to describe very very very close friends of the same sex. Almost as if they were gay but they certainly aren't gay. Often seen together 24/7. ,Butt Buddies,ScubaThugSteve,"[u'#close', u'#friends', u'#pseudo-gay', u'#partners', u'#buds']",9675,5665,"December 11, 2006"
affectionate slang for I Love You.,i fucking love you,HoosierGranddaddy,"[u'#heart', u'#love', u'#u', u'#affection', u'#expression']",7265,6280,"February 12, 2015"
"When you are pissed at your significant other so you don't communicate with them for twenty four hours.""Yeah, Ryan wouldn't stop making fun of my leather jogging pants, I think it's time for some twenty four hour ice.""",twenty four hour ice,Jessi loves Chicago,"[u'#synonyms: ignore', u'#ostracize', u'#shun', u'#avoid', u'#cold']",5663,6176,"February 12, 2015"
When you're watching a serious TV show and some smart ass in the household casts a lame YouTube video to the ChromeCast.,chromeblast,doc brown,"[u'#chromecast', u'#cast', u'#chrome', u'#blast', u'#tv']",6292,5175,"February 08, 2015"
The act of cleaning something while under the influence of amphetamines. So named for how clean things get.,amphetaclean,fr3qfro ,"[u'#clean', u'#flawless', u'#sparkling', u'#immaculate', u'#spotless', u'#taintless', u'#faultless']",6592,4993,"February 08, 2015"
"""Only used a couple times"" is an expression that literally translates to ""used the fuck out of it and am selling it while I can for a few bucks before it breaks."" The phrase is extremely common on Craigslist and Facebook yard sales. Oftentimes, after buying something that has ""only been used a couple times,"" you will get maybe a couple of good uses out of it before it breaks/stops working/ignites and by the time you've gone through the hassle of scrapping it, you'll be wishing you would've just bought a friggin' new one from the start.",Only used a couple times,Yeret,"[u'#used', u'#used and abused', u'#used up', u'#worn', u'#worn out']",5398,3272,"February 09, 2015"
"When someone hands you their phone to show you a photo or text, and you swipe left/right or scroll up or down without permission to.",Illegal scrolling,BaconPancakes ,"[u'#phone', u'#texting', u'#photo', u'#scrolling', u'#illegal']",10983,4314,"February 08, 2015"
To spend cash on a purchase - references the faces on dollar bills.,Dropping Faces,Rhym,"[u'#rain', u'#money', u'#cash', u'#stacks', u'#cheddar', u'#baller', u'#strip club', u'#make it rain']",6160,5037,"February 06, 2015"
"(n.) fuh-kyoo The line, or queue, formed outside of a Vietnamese restaurant in anticipation of its noodle soup, also known as pho",Pho Queue,BChil,"[u'#fuck you', u'#pho', u'#queue', u'#vietnam', u'#vietnamese', u'#noodle', u'#soup']",7245,5196,"February 06, 2015"
"A gap between a girls thighs accomplished by being 95 pounds and 2% body fat which, contrary to a teenage girl's belief, is not sexy.",Thigh Gap,Anonymore,"[u'#thigh', u'#gap', u'#skinny', u'#ew', u'#do not try']",12129,7977,"January 28, 2015"
A sad adventure or an adventure undertaken by a sad person or sad people.,sadventure,Carlos Animals,"[u'#sad', u'#adventure', u'#sadness', u'#carpal tunnel syndrome', u'#burnt burgers']",6388,5593,"March 09, 2014"
"A series of pictures that are taken throughout the process of a body changes like pregnancy, weight loss and body building. People try to show their progress.",Body-lapse,Mörököllit,"[u'#gimfie', u'#selfie', u'#time-lapse', u'#bodybulding', u'#pregnacy']",4986,5051,"January 27, 2015"
When you're so fat you have a duplicate belly hanging over the back of your pants,assgut,Polygons,"[u'#ass-gut', u'#back-slab', u'#ass gut', u'#rear belly', u'#dorsal belly']",7600,5294,"January 27, 2015"
The feeling of inspiration one can get when having a drink (alcoholic),Drinkspiration,Mollycadaver ,"[u'#drunkspiration', u'#inspiration', u'#drinkspire', u'#revelation', u'#stimulating']",6259,5120,"January 27, 2015"
"The list of things you meant to get done before you die, but now realize you're never going to get around to.",Fuckit list,TakesALickin,"[u'#procrastinate', u'#procrastination', u'#incomplete', u'#stall', u'#delay']",8890,5195,"July 19, 2011"
the professional art of being basic,basicism,Tommy Mats,"[u'#basic', u'#dumb', u'#bitch', u'#stupid', u'#blank', u'#plain']",8281,6212,"January 28, 2015"
"when a man gets half exciited. not a full boner, but he is nearly there.",nursing a semi,Trudub,"[u'#nursin a semi', u'#nursing a semi', u'#halfway home', u'#on the way to bonerville', u'#on the slong']",9359,6127,"August 29, 2006"
"A time in which one person gains a mate and his friends out of jealousy or any other reason, also find a mate.",Monogamy Parade,Baconatordlx,"[u'#monogamy', u'#bae', u'#parade', u'#bandwagon', u'#taken', u'#relationship', u'#mcm', u'#wcw']",5674,6618,"January 26, 2015"
When someone or a group of people decide to take a selfie at the absolute wrong moment in time. Like at a funeral or during intercourse.,inappropriate selfie,jmbx2007x,"[u'#selfie', u'#selfie bombing', u'#photo bombing', u'#inappropriate', u'#inapropriate selfe']",5408,6624,"January 26, 2015"
"To masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant",Sad Masty,paora,"[u'#wank', u'#tug', u'#crying shame', u'#masty', u'#self-fuck-fk']",8744,7982,"January 26, 2015"
The discomfort that occurs due to an inability to pass flatus on a flight.,Turdulence,Riley finn,"[u'#flatus', u'#turd', u'#flying', u'#gas', u'#fart']",8027,7392,"January 17, 2015"
The deciding factor of who gets the car phone charger. The lowest battery power always gets the charging port first.,percentage advantage,The wild wes,"[u'#phone', u'#charger', u'#battery', u'#travel', u'#car', u'#charging', u'#percent']",8543,5723,"January 17, 2015"
striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch,ambitchous,Ggo1000,"[u'#bitch', u'#ambitious', u'#jerk', u'#ambitchus', u'#kind', u'#nice']",11956,5319,"January 17, 2015"
"When you're trying to make a conversation with a girl/guy you met recently, either A) online B) via text message or C) in person, and she/he responds to any of your questions with blank stares, one letter text messages using the words: oh, cool, or nice, or nothing at all until you have to try to change the subject.",conversation walling,snazzywordsmith,"[u'#brick walling', u'#walling', u'#convo walling', u'#waling', u'#convo waling', u'#conversation waling']",7770,4018,"January 17, 2015"
"Have sex or do anything sexual.
*Taken from the movie Lion King where Simba and Nala lick each other while the song ""Can You Feel The Love Tonight"" plays.",Sing a disney song,hornyforsomeanthony,"[u'#disney', u'#sex', u'#lion king', u'#simba', u'#nala', u'#can you feel the love tonight', u'#elton john', u'#dsiney', u'#dinsey']",6125,8420,"January 18, 2015"
"When you walk up to someone on the sidewalk and you both try to move out of each other's way, and in doing so repeatedly move into each other's way.",Sidewalk Salsa,Connie LaBelle,"[u'#pavement polka', u'#walking', u'#sidewalk', u'#pavement', u'#dance', u'#awkward']",13595,4689,"January 18, 2015"
"When a close friend of yours hangs out with someone else, and you feel jealous that they aren't hanging out with you.",Platonic jealousy,Allison Bobb,"[u'#jealousy', u'#envy', u'#fomo', u'#forever alone', u'#drama']",7949,4913,"January 17, 2015"
the butterflies and overwhelming feeling of nervousness and anxiety before a big party,pre party nerves,Oscarthecat,"[u'#party', u'#nerves', u'#booze', u'#drink', u'#fun']",8336,6907,"September 06, 2014"
"A way of saying the phrase, ""Hate us cause they ain't us"" with a little more elegance.",hate us cause they anus,Tim Funkin',"[u'#hate', u'#haters', u'#cause', u""#ain't"", u'#us']",11932,8233,"January 15, 2015"
"First thing out someone's mouth when shit is about to go down. Usually shouted when a fight breaks out. Guaranteed to see at least one titty and a KO. Originates from worldstarhiphop.com (a popular website that showcases upcoming rappers, latest cultural/world news, butt-nekkid women, many fights, etc.)",Worldstar,Guy who loves titties and KO's,"[u'#worldstarhiphop', u'#fight', u'#urban culture', u'#titty', u'#ko']",8964,6936,"November 09, 2013"
The act of flirting to convince an unsuspecting person to attend your church,Flirt to Convert,K-Dizzile,"[u'#flirt', u'#convert', u'#mormon', u'#catholic', u'#religion']",8177,6379,"January 22, 2008"
A Chinese saying which refers to a person having a limited passion or a passion that doesn't last long toward something/someone that he/she liked/loved/had passion about.,3-minute passion,Chocolate_Sugar,"[u'#limited', u'#passion', u'#like', u'#love', u'#interest']",6654,5342,"April 11, 2014"
An apology is stated but it is combined with a verbal punch so that the recipient is left unsure about the actual sincerity of the apology.,Punchpology,K.Slice,"[u'#apology', u'#sorry', u'#bitch slap', u'#verbal', u'#punch']",6653,5659,"January 02, 2015"
To mess up extremely past the point of no return.,You Done Fucked Up,EonLover380,"[u'#botch', u'#foul', u'#goof up', u'#screw up', u'#mess up']",17198,7452,"January 02, 2015"
TBH spelled out,To Be Honest,BigBLittleD,"[u'#tbh', u'#to be really honest', u'#fb', u'#booty warrior', u'#sub for a sub']",8412,6947,"January 02, 2015"
An addiction to cocaine.,White Line Fever,AskingAndria,"[u'#cocaine', u'#addiction', u'#drugs', u'#charlie', u'#blow']",8217,6836,"January 02, 2015"
When you sleep in your boxers and in the middle of the night your woodie works its way through the little hole in your chonies.,Threading the Needle,JaySteeze,"[u'#wedgie', u'#threading', u'#needle', u'#cowboys', u'#weird', u'#pee hole']",7055,5754,"January 02, 2015"
"The intermittent state of insanity experienced by mothers and directed at their children, characterized by a melodramatic self-pity and often punctuated with childlike tantrums usually triggered by the smallest of perceived transgression.",mother nuts,MrMeta4,"[u'#mother', u'#crazy', u'#nuts', u'#parent', u'#guilt', u'#family']",5907,5340,"January 02, 2015"
"When one eats spaghetti all alone, while also being sad and depressed",Sadghetti,Meme Master Lucifer,"[u'#sad', u'#depressing', u'#spaghetti', u'#alone', u'#funny']",10033,6150,"January 02, 2015"
"Expression used when something is taking a long time. Actually goes back to Biblical times when Jesus was handing out bread but he kept talking and talking and finally when everyone had their bread everyone was like ""Jesus is slow as bread"" and Judas was like ""Let's kill this guy""",Slow as bread,dinodianne,"[u'#jesus', u'#bread', u'#slow as bread', u'#expression', u'#slow poke']",9646,8141,"January 02, 2015"
"Synonym of ""sidechick"" but for a girl. A guy who a slut is currently being boned by along with a number of other guys, or sidedicks. A guy with whom a girl regularly cheats on her boyfriend with.",sidedick,MakeAmericaGayAgain,"[u'#sidechick', u'#fuck buddy', u'#cock', u'#side dick', u'#side chick', u'#guy', u'#dude', u'#doe']",7635,6060,"September 02, 2011"
Phrase used to describe a disappointing situation. Like you got all excited for it and it wasn't all that great.,shaved my balls for this,Some wiseman,"[u'#shaved my bag', u'#shaved my ballsack', u'#shaved my ass', u'#shaved my legs', u'#shaved my pussy']",11909,5900,"January 01, 2015"
12 months of absolute hell and fuckery,Year,EnderWright,"[u'#fuck', u'#fuckery', u'#hell', u'#et', u'#woot woot', u'#2014', u'#new years', u'#year', u'#years', u'#leap year', u'#the year']",11999,8535,"December 28, 2013"
Dull pain in wrist and thumb from swiping left so much.,Carpal Tinder Syndrome,JS4NE1,"[u'#dull', u'#tinder', u'#pain', u'#swiping', u'#hags']",8460,7305,"December 30, 2014"
"To make up a rap as you go. Could be a battle, a poem, or just a rap.",freestyle,Jake,[],9384,6228,"December 19, 2003"
"A friendship, most often between a man and women, that you do everything that you would when dating, but without romantic or sexual behavior. Many people assume the two of you are dating when in public. Note: Neither party wants something more out of the relationship.",friends with penalties,heylookatthat,"[u'#fwp', u'#friends with benefits', u'#fwb', u'#friendzone', u'#friends with penelties']",10443,6507,"December 24, 2014"
On my way to steal your girl.,omw2syg,SMY,"[u'#omw2syg', u'#onmywaytostealyourgirl', u'#omytsyg', u'#fleek', u'#splurt', u'#omw2syb']",8942,8137,"December 24, 2014"
"When someone or something, is acting asinine.",ass jacket,SantaFucksRaindeer,"[u'#asshole', u'#twat', u'#asshat', u'#justin beiber', u'#jar jar binks.']",8239,8304,"December 02, 2014"
"The fear of Santa Clause watching you sleep, breaking into your home and giving you gifts.",Santaphobia,Internet Protocol,"[u'#santa', u'#clause', u'#phobia', u'#father', u'#christmas']",9438,7216,"November 21, 2014"
"A gift from someone that isn't name-brand or quite what you were expecting. The name is due to the fact that usually, grandmas are not up to speed on what is popular. This is usually not good, but sometimes, it turns out ok.",Grandma fooler,tbirdwhoever,"[u'#gift', u'#gift from grandma', u'#grandma', u'#grandma bones', u'#grandma sue']",6364,7160,"November 28, 2009"
"When you want to bake everything, but can't decide on anything.",baker's block,*Lea*,"[u'#baking', u'#bakers', u'#bake', u'#block', u'#indecisive']",7380,6328,"April 18, 2014"
when you go to your morning yoga class still drunk from the night before,drunk yoga,Becauseisaidso,"[u'#drunk', u'#yoga', u'#party', u'#too', u'#hard']",6382,8539,"December 04, 2014"
A sudden and complete failure or collapse producing a profoundly negative result.,Shit the bed,jrott,"[u'#shit the bed', u'#fail', u'#fuck up', u'#fuck me', u'#fucked it up', u'#what the fuck']",9288,6229,"January 06, 2011"
when you first start to date someone and they seem normal but as time goes on their craziness comes out.,closet psycho,You_know_whatsup,"[u'#crazy', u'#closet', u'#psycho', u'#deceiving', u'#nuts']",9944,5772,"December 04, 2014"
"a reply that sums up the serendipity & continuation of every day life; similar to: ""that's the way the cookie crumbles"" & ""that's just the way things are"".",bitches gotta eat,therealmagee,"[u'#serendipity', u'#continuation', u'#strive', u'#the way things are', u'#life']",7659,5755,"December 08, 2014"
"A combination of the phrase ""flying fuck""",fluck,randougiefresh,"[u'#fuck', u'#flying', u'#cheese', u'#cake', u'#cheesecake', u'#dessert', u'#fluck']",7993,6196,"December 05, 2014"
"the two indents on the lower back where the back bone meets the hips. aka sacral dimples, dimples of venus or pilonidal dimples.",back dimples,AdeyP,"[u'#back dimples', u'#sacral dimples', u'#dimples of venus', u'#butt dimples', u'#pilonidal dimples.']",7886,6300,"February 28, 2006"
If a male sends you this they are embarrassed by something. If a female sends you this it means something made them blush because they are in love with you,hides*,Lamplord ,"[u'#love', u'#embarrass', u'#embarrassment', u'#crush', u'#attraction']",5231,7780,"December 04, 2014"
the frustrated feeling of being on the brink of something fantastic but never actually tasting that satisfaction.,neargasm,Saumya Ancheri,"[u'#neargasmic', u'#mindfuck', u'#orgasm', u'#eargasm', u'#eyegasm', u'#fuck', u'#sex', u'#orgasmic', u'#eargasmic', u'#eyegasmic']",7815,5317,"December 02, 2014"
adj. - mediocre in level of quality; lying somewhere between OK (or fine) and barely tolerable in one's opinion.,mehkay,YumiSpewns,"[u'#mediocre', u'#alright', u'#fine', u'#ok', u'#not dull']",5277,6216,"December 05, 2014"
"when stick deodorant is hastily applied to a hairy underarm region, resulting in chunks of deodorant becoming suspended in the mass of hair.",armpit dingleberries,dafox,"[u'#armpit', u'#hair', u'#underarm', u'#armpit dingleberry', u'#armpit bush', u'#berry bush', u'#deodorant', u'#deo']",7718,5005,"December 04, 2014"
When someone is too caught up in their feelings and lets their emotions over-ride everything else in their life.,in their feelings,drakebrah,"[u'#rap', u'#emotions', u'#feelings', u'#up in their feelings', u'#lil wayne', u'#drake', u'#diddy', u'#slang']",5047,5366,"December 09, 2014"
"Someone who simply has no clue what they're doing in life. They have no common sense, and ask stupid questions, such as ""how do I do laundry"" or ""what is online banking""",Freshman at life,That second time at band camp,"[u'#ex: freshman', u'#first year', u'#fish', u'#frosh', u'#campus bitch']",7176,4690,"December 06, 2014"
"1. When two of your friends who were previously dating break-up, you attempt to maintain your friendship with both of them without pissing off either of them.
2. When two of your friends have a one-night stand, and you are in the middle of the fallout",Child of Divorce,mjs831,"[u'#sex', u'#dating', u'#third wheeling', u'#hookups', u'#awkward']",5879,4677,"December 07, 2014"
"Mixing up Ebola] and E-Coli. used by the under-informed population when trying to sound intellectual by talking about current events, but they get the two diseases confused and think they are the same thing.",eboli,MarkyN,"[u'#ebola', u'#e-coli', u'#ecoli', u'#liberia', u'#west africa', u'#fever']",5577,5309,"October 23, 2014"
when your partner has sex with you to avoid listening to you complain about not having sex,maintenance fuck,JDub789,"[u'#sex', u'#fuck', u'#mercy', u'#fuk', u'#maintainence', u'#fuc', u'#maintenance']",9083,5110,"November 29, 2014"
When your boyfriend is a loser and doesn't have a job so you set aside a couple hundred a month to give him,boyfriend money,apple201,"[u'#boyfriend', u'#money', u'#bf', u'#boy', u'#friend', u'#cash']",5469,7138,"November 28, 2014"
i know what you mean,i feel your nuts,Bobismymom,"[u'#nuts', u'#testicles', u'#balls', u'#feeling', u'#that']",7205,8443,"December 01, 2014"
used to describe someone being exceedingly stupid or when someone screws up,You're learning!,ButICantaloupe,"[u'#learning', u""#you're"", u'#not smart', u'#retarded', u'#idk', u'#school']",7228,6934,"November 29, 2014"
Being in a relationship that involves kissing etc and commitment but not being official,on a thing,Katieranger121,"[u'#relationships', u'#kissing', u'#couples', u'#love', u'#commitment']",7138,6476,"December 01, 2014"
"Experiencing something so splendid that it's beyond mind blowing. Something so amazingly out of this world, it can only be expressed by comparing the subject to having your dick blown....off (in the best way)",blow your dick off,@thatblondechick,"[u'#amazing', u'#great', u'#mind-blowing', u'#fabulous', u'#awesome']",7367,6176,"December 01, 2014"
the act of employees using their organization's Internet access for personal purposes during work hours. The norm for the 21st century employee.,Cyberloafing,Meggerson,"[u'#lazy', u'#bad employees', u'#cyberlofing', u'#unproductive', u'#cybrloafing']",6572,4903,"September 22, 2006"
"Written as ""K."" Used in conversation as another way to say {Cool story bro} or express how you don't give a flying fuck about what was just said.",K dot,P3h15t0r1c,"[u'#k', u'#cool story bro', u'#no one cares', u'#weird', u'#sick']",5811,7226,"November 22, 2014"
"Historians are not sure where the saying originated, but it means that revenge is best served not fresh after the insult occurred, but after enough time has passed so that the target won't see it coming.",Revenge is a dish best served cold, That handle is already in use,"[u'#revenge', u'#les liasions dangereuses', u'#the godfather', u'#old klingon proverb', u'#kill bill']",7913,4632,"November 24, 2014"
Blow an excessive amount of money,fuck up some comma's,FREEBANDZ,"[u""#comma's"", u'#money', u'#future', u'#racks', u'#blow', u'#spend', u'#freebandz']",6114,6937,"November 21, 2014"
The prolific consumption of tasty food and drink. Episodes of feastiality may be followed by bouts of the plops.,feastiality,terminal 2,"[u'#eating', u'#food', u'#drink', u'#gorging', u'#feast', u'#hungry']",4695,5904,"July 10, 2008"
man bun,mun,wizwohz,"[u'#bun', u'#hairstyle', u'#man bun', u'#male', u'#hair']",4796,8010,"December 23, 2013"
Phrase that police use to justify arresting any African American in any situation.,you fit the description,D3uteron,"[u'#police', u'#dwb', u'#driving while black', u'#robert powell', u'#rodney king']",10642,10002,"June 05, 2009"
"To masturbate using somebody else's hand - either while the other party is unconscious, or unwilling to escalate sexual proceedings rapidly enough to satisfy the huxtabator. Synonym: Cosbate.",Huxtabate,FriendOrFlake,"[u'#cosby', u'#huxtable', u'#masturbate', u'#sexual assault', u'#date rape', u'#hand job', u'#cosbate', u'#huxtablown']",5230,7652,"November 21, 2014"
"1.) Similar to premature ejaculation, but occurring even sooner.2.) Jerking off to calm down before meeting up with a girl.",Preemptive Ejaculation,daveroust,"[u'#jerk off', u'#masturbate', u'#premature ejaculation', u'#preemptively ejaculate', u'#precum', u'#preemptive ejaculation']",6121,5276,"August 14, 2011"
when you are going to punch or hurt someone,i just wanna talk to him,Zachhyyy Whackeyy,"[u'#threat', u'#warning', u'#mad', u'#anger', u'#not pasifist']",9200,4747,"November 22, 2014"
"English phrase intended as a blatant lie to obscure an act of poor judgment on one's part. Originated with regard to making horrible statements on Twitter, of course, but can really be used in just about any situation and be as believable.",My Twitter account was hacked,paleoderek,"[u'#twitter', u'#lies', u'#lying', u'#hack', u'#hacked', u'#hacking', u'#cover my ass', u'#cover your ass', u'#cya']",7184,5125,"November 20, 2014"
"A Metro-sexual who has the need to hold on to some outdoor based rugged-ness, thus opting to keep a finely trimmed beard.",Lumbersexual,Adam Mateljan,"[u'#metro', u'#lumber', u'#beard', u'#urban', u'#clean']",6834,5803,"February 27, 2008"
"nasty or unbearable, originating from the pot smoking community",harsh toke,stiger,[],5024,6485,"April 19, 2003"
"Asking someone what they are up to. Exactly the same thing as ""What's up?""",What's Gucci?,uyKing23,"[u'#ay', u'#call', u'#me', u'#u', u'#know', u'#where', u'#its', u'#at']",6994,7796,"March 05, 2009"
"Means how much does it cost, how much do I owe you.",What's the damage?,chicagoman619,"[u'#weed', u'#stoner', u'#money', u'#thc', u'#cbd']",8784,5865,"November 13, 2014"
When there are 3 urinals and the only one not taken is the one between the two.,checkmated,Foxlover1,"[u'#urinal', u'#pee', u'#toilet', u'#check mate', u'#trapped']",10065,6657,"November 13, 2014"
the things I would do to you,ttiwdty,samuelmarie,"[u'#hot', u'#sex', u'#sexual', u'#desire', u'#yummy']",7453,9423,"November 13, 2014"
Another word for taking a dump,food press,Lingopronva,"[u'#dump', u'#poop', u'#shit', u'#doo doo', u'#crap']",7926,8905,"November 10, 2014"
When you get a reply from a snapchat you sent.,Snapback,qwertydoll,"[u'#snapchat', u'#rejection', u'#snapbac', u'#snapbak', u'#whatsapp']",5934,7990,"March 27, 2014"
"The use of the tongue to find the opening in the top of a beverage can, when it's too dark to see.",cannilingus,word douche,"[u'#bevolocation', u'#search', u'#lick', u'#taste', u'#cunnilingus']",7654,6908,"August 30, 2009"
The feeling that sets in when you realize the value of your house is approaching zero.,rigor mortgage,Robopoet,"[u'#rigor', u'#mortgage', u'#housing', u'#house', u'#real estate']",5966,6776,"February 22, 2008"
"When a woman has her breasts surgically augmented and proceeds to display them in low cut tops, tight tops and without a bra as much as possible for every occasion.",Party Boobs,IreneIsNotMyName,"[u'#boobs', u'#party', u'#partyboobs', u'#breasts', u'#partyboob']",7115,6853,"October 31, 2014"
something people chant while running through the hallways at my school. It is sung just like the Ri-cola commercial,E-bola,GrandWizardMan123,"[u'#ebola', u'#illness', u'#disease', u'#sickness', u'#death']",14702,8557,"October 31, 2014"
"What a man does to maintain his erection, usually while waiting for more porn to load or doing something else.",maintenance strokes,home movies,"[u'#maintenince', u'#strokes', u'#maintenace', u'#masturbation', u'#erection', u'#porn']",12745,7159,"October 31, 2014"
"Short for the expression ""as fuck""",asf,dmruso,"[u'#as fuck', u'#as hell', u'#very much', u'#over the top', u'#damn']",6490,8669,"November 25, 2010"
Flying a drone or UAV (unmanned aerial vehicle) for recreational purposes,droning,tsog83,"[u'#flying', u'#uav', u'#dronin', u'#drone', u'#quadcopter']",5544,7199,"October 26, 2014"
Alex from Target is a hardcore pimp who recently gained fame as an Instagram sensation for reasons beyond the comprehension of any sane person.,Alex from Target,2talltman,"[u'#alex', u'#target', u'#bagged', u'#paper', u'#plastic', u'#perfection']",13293,7604,"November 02, 2014"
Refers to both the month and the mustache grown in November to bring attention to mens health issues. The movember can only be sported in the month of Movember but it can precede a mo-linger.Variances in the cause can lead a movember being called by different names. For instance a prostate cancer movember can also be called a prostache.A movember is also a crucial ingredient to delivering molingus.And both parties must be sporting a movember to have an official Movember Moment.,Movember,Zarbuck,"[u'#mustache', u'#prostate', u'#cancer', u'#movember', u'#male', u'#stache', u'#mustashe', u'#health', u'#awareness', u'#prostache', u'#molingus']",3953,4973,"November 29, 2010"
When you're trying to take a selfie in public but fear other people are staring at you,Selfie-conscious,Emogen,"[u'#selfie', u'#self-conscious', u'#insecure', u'#photo', u'#slang']",8849,4930,"October 24, 2014"
The morning after a party when you feel bad about drinking so much and fear things you've said or done could have upset someone or was just plain embarrassing.... on top of being extremely hungover.,PPD - Post Party Depression,firefly_CV,"[u'#hungover', u'#depressed', u'#dying', u'#upset', u'#party animal', u'#next day', u'#regret']",7619,5206,"October 24, 2014"
Any kind of hand lotion like Jergen's or Intensive Care that teenage boys use to jackoff.,banana polish,zekebones,"[u'#masturbate', u'#lube', u'#dick lube', u'#motion lotion', u'#cum cream']",7858,5400,"October 27, 2014"
"walking, talking, typing troll bait; named after Walt Disney's Bambi for their naivete and innocence",internet bambi,ShadowLing,"[u'#bambi', u'#trollbait', u'#internet bambi', u'#internet troll', u'#trolled', u'#rage', u'#rager', u'#internet slang']",5700,5893,"October 27, 2014"
A hairstyle symbolizing one's angst and hatred of the world. It covers one of the eyes and comes down in a pizza slice shape. Commonly associated with emotionally challenged children. Keanu Reeves used to have one.,emo flap,cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuc,"[u'#emo', u'#flap', u'#sad', u'#scene', u'#angst', u'#hate', u'#bronies']",6010,5144,"October 28, 2014"
"The moment that someone has a small cough or sniffle, that they believe they have ebola and have to announce it to the world.",fauxbola,Maryjade,"[u'#ebola', u'#illness', u'#fake', u'#mondayitis', u'#africa']",6150,4897,"October 28, 2014"
You can't pull it off. That doesn't look right when you do it. You look stupid when you do that. It doesn't look right on you.,That's not you,LexiInCharge,"[u""#don't do that"", u'#dude', u'#word of the day', u'#awesome', u'#2014']",5123,4339,"October 27, 2014"
"To do something (rap, battle, knock boots) properly.",come correct,enormus,[],5363,6475,"July 02, 2003"
Term of endearment usually to a good friend; slang of bitch. Also can be substituted for biatch. ,bia,hollow,[],6245,7411,"February 03, 2003"
"To wear an outfit completely devoid of lower bottom coverings, in the style of Donald Duck.",Full-Donald,Nas Colan,"[u'#sweetest disposition', u'#donald duck', u'#disney', u'#cartoon animals', u'#bare ass']",7649,6191,"October 01, 2013"
Death Penalty given by the state of Texas.,Texecution,gvillezack,"[u'#texas', u'#george bush', u'#execution', u'#capital punishment', u'#death']",6489,6438,"August 25, 2007"
"An inability to parallel park. Sufferers of this disease may try five and six times to guide their vehicle into an open space before finally giving up, and leaving the automobile 2-3 feet from the curb at an awkward angle.",Parallel Parkinson's,Lior Blue 22,"[u'#parallel parking', u'#skilled driving', u'#paralell parking', u'#jalopy', u'#hooptie']",7203,5660,"June 07, 2010"
What is that for? Why did you do that? Why is that here?,what da fuh?,Judybthe1,"[u'#sarcasm', u'#bajan', u'#redundant', u'#slang', u'#west indian']",5467,6549,"October 08, 2014"
"Developed in Japan, has two modes: 'bed' and 'coat.' Can be worn as a coat or used as an inflatable bed. Allows a person to sleep anywhere they want, and is one size fits all.",wearable bed,yes juanito yes,"[u'#coat', u'#bed', u'#wearable', u'#sleep', u'#idea']",5249,6051,"October 08, 2014"
While texting a group of people you and one of the people in the group also have a private texting conversation,side-text,Dk683,"[u'#side-texted', u'#side-texting', u'#texting', u'#texted', u'#message']",6992,5616,"October 07, 2014"
A selfie you take with your bros,brofie,Brofie,"[u'#bruh', u'#bro', u'#selfie', u'#bromance', u'#facebook', u'#instagram']",7711,7753,"October 07, 2014"
I don't want to fucking text you,i'm going to sleep,Lord screw you guys,"[u'#screw you', u""#i don't want to text you"", u'#fuck off', u'#i hate you', u'#no more texting']",14746,7617,"October 11, 2014"
somebody with ebola; or an insult for a person who gets somebody worked-up (used by students in my school),ebola-head,Eevee35,"[u'#ebola', u'#texas', u'#liberia', u'#africa', u'#insults']",7090,12340,"October 11, 2014"
"The logic that allows girls who are saving their virginity for marriage to instead have premarital anal intercourse. 
Typically the boyfriends of such girls will convince them that, if they take it in the ass and don't pop the cherry, they're still pure and virginal.
",poophole loophole,creaternity,"[u'#anal', u'#poophole', u'#virginity', u'#intercourse', u'#sex']",9921,6696,"March 23, 2006"
"When white people claim they have invented/discovered something that has been around for years, decades, even centuries.",Columbusing,Meownir,"[u'#white people', u'#columbusing', u'#columbising', u'#columbus', u'#white privilege']",12193,6724,"July 01, 2014"
To take a photo using Instagram.,gram,wildernesscat,"[u'#instagram', u'#photo', u'#picture', u'#take picture', u'#photograph']",6257,9086,"June 30, 2013"
"The act of scrolling incessantly through your tumblr pics, usually porn, which produces tumblr thumb: a soreness that comes from long term scrolling on your iPad.",Tumblr thumb,MatanP,"[u'#tumblr', u'#porn pics', u'#thumb', u'#sort thumb', u'#scrolling']",5581,6587,"October 10, 2014"
"Smoking weed in a closed and small space, with the intent of not letting the smoke escape, to recycle the smoke in a sence, as in a car for example.",fish bowling,Elizabethe H,"[u'#fish bowl', u'#fish bowled', u'#hot boxing', u'#claim baking', u'#fish-bowling']",6548,8941,"September 19, 2006"
"A phrase said after describing something strange, awkward, ironic, hilarious, crazy, or otherwise profound.",so there's that,SevenBillionScreams,"[u'#ironic', u'#awkward', u'#saying', u'#phrase', u""#there's that"", u'#theirs that', u""#their's that""]",7390,5857,"October 09, 2014"
someone who is super duper cute and makes you want to use stupid-sounding phrases to describe them because you just can't handle their cuteness,cutesicle,xosanrio,"[u'#cutesicle', u'#popsicle', u'#poopsiole', u'#cuteysicle', u'#john']",7234,6039,"March 27, 2007"
"Paid ""charity"" street worker (read: student) who has been trained to believe that they are carrying out a worthy task, improving peoples' lives by conning Joe Public out of their money for this week's Good Cause. Usually an agency worker where the agency takes a hefty cut of the hourly rate that the charity in question has paid for, whilst at the same time increasing profits by selling on details of those foolish enough to actually stop and sign up to said Good Cause.",chugger,Bob,[],3965,4851,"April 04, 2005"
when everything you touch turns to shit,The brown touch,jennrrgh,"[u'#shitstorm', u'#doo doo brown', u'#tar baby', u'#walking disaster', u'#midas touch']",7293,4091,"September 23, 2014"
a state of hunger preceded by the intake of alcoholic beverages ,drunchies,"Laura ""L-dawg"" Fizzowkes","[u'#mruncks', u'#drunken munchies', u'#drunkchies', u'#drunk', u'#drink', u'#drank', u'#hungry', u'#hunger']",3771,4003,"January 10, 2006"
Too Small; Could Not ReadUsed to denote the incredibly tiny text that appears in screen captures of message boards or Twitter posts.,TS; CNR,flashwildecard,"[u'#text', u'#font', u'#tiny', u'#microscopic', u'#itty bitty']",2527,3302,"September 12, 2014"
An emoticon that shows both happy and sad faces. i.e. ):(,schrödinger's emoticon,Gx3,"[u'#schr\xf6dinger', u'#emoticon', u'#happy', u'#sad', u'#in the middle']",3531,6344,"September 23, 2014"
"When you are made sad by other people's negative comments or attitudes, usually through Facebook posts.",contact sad,Marinelarena Christian ,"[u'#douche', u'#depressing', u'#saddening', u'#loser', u'#contact high']",2700,3063,"September 13, 2014"
"New Zealand phrase describing a person who is a renowned shit talker, or one who promises something only to let you down. Derived from buying a piece of deep fried fish only to find that the majority of it is greasy, oil-laden batter, and not fresh, white fish.",no fish all batter,SmileyChatts,"[u'#new zealand', u'#fish', u'#batter', u'#arsenal', u'#fish n chips']",3226,2558,"September 16, 2014"
"A dark time when Americans over-indulge and gain weight. Begins when the first Halloween candy is placed on store shelves, and doesn't end until the last of the Christmas candy goes on 75% markdown.(also spelled Chrismoween)",Christmoween,ch6541,"[u'#halloween', u'#christmas', u'#candy', u'#chrismoween', u'#weight', u'#eating', u'#weight loss', u'#consumerism', u'#holidays', u'#chrismuween', u'#food', u'#fat', u'#decorations']",4204,3415,"September 16, 2014"
on point,fleek,jukeyaboy,"[u'#on point', u'#nice', u'#cute', u'#together', u'#straight']",17266,17570,"July 23, 2014"
that is how we act or are expected to act,that's how we roll,Michael Sutton,[],5047,4103,"March 20, 2004"
"The act of sending out flirtatious, but non-committal text messages (ie ""breadcrumbs"") to members of the opposite sex in order to lure a sexual partner without expending much effort.",breadcrumbing,August Dawn,"[u'#hook-up', u'#booty call', u'#texting', u'#sexting', u'#messaging']",4715,4092,"October 25, 2010"
"When you see someone who's natural expression for that day or moment looks like a combination of being pissed off, and smelling something awful.",StankFace,InfuseMuse,"[u'#ass mask', u'#the stare', u'#daggers', u'#tittied off', u'#fuck face']",4729,4226,"September 23, 2014"
Country slang for a bisexual,walks both sides of the street,crizpymangos4ever,"[u'#gay', u'#bi', u'#homo', u'#queer', u'#alaskan pipeline']",6053,4530,"September 19, 2014"
Like butterflies in your stomach...only in your dick.,dick butterflies,Chris Fathead,"[u'#dickbutterflies', u'#dick', u'#butterflies', u'#attractive', u'#bird']",7991,6044,"September 16, 2014"
"Flabs- fat-abs
The opposite of absFlabs=awsomeI love this word😍😍😍",Flabs,Pubs,"[u'##me', u'##awesome', u'##love', u'##urband', u'##flabs']",6073,7449,"September 23, 2014"
A person who does not eat any other meat but chicken.,Chickenatarian,Thegingersnap18,"[u'#vegetarian', u'#chicken', u'#omnivore', u'#vegan life', u'#tastes like chicken']",5324,5498,"September 20, 2014"
The act of deliberately misspelling or otherwise altering a forbidden word (typically profanity) so it isn't blocked by whatever filter that would usually censor it.,Censor Dodge,I am not Rick,"[u'#forums', u'#fuck', u'#censorship', u'#itt', u'#op']",7249,5470,"September 19, 2014"
A condom. An umbrella for your penis preventing the cum outside.,Cumbrella,shaez,"[u'#cum', u'#condom', u'#cumbrella', u'#umbrella', u'#penis']",8782,6338,"September 19, 2014"
When you get so high you just get TIREd.,Firestoned,Aenima46and2,"[u'#baked', u'#doped', u'#high', u'#smashed', u'#wasted']",6630,7266,"September 19, 2014"
"Similar to being friend zoned, only far worse.While being friend zoned can sometimes produce a friend, being acquaintance zoned produces nothing.",acquaintance zoned,ratdude747,"[u'#friend zoned', u'#rejected', u'#ditched', u'#dumped', u'#screwed']",5763,5503,"February 10, 2013"
A selfie of your shoes,shoefie,Coco90,"[u'#shoes', u'#selfie', u'#chanel', u'#platforms', u'#heels']",5579,6215,"March 25, 2014"
"acting stuck up, funny, diffrent towards your peeps, ",acting brand new,jericha,"[u'#different', u'#weird', u'#crazy', u'#not the same', u'#antonym:the same']",5502,5780,"March 26, 2007"
"When in doubt of an answer to ones question, this would be the response given in reference to the search engine Google to help them find their desired answer.",give it a goog,brassmonkey5,"[u'#searches', u'#google', u'#confusion', u'#answer searching', u'#goog', u'#search engine', u'#missing answers']",4230,4774,"September 12, 2014"
"The act of unconsciously sticking ones tongue out while engaging in an activity that requires mental skill, physical coordination, and/or dexterity.",Coordination Tongue,240ups,"[u'#tongue guide', u'#tasting acheivement', u'#tasting success', u'#oral compass', u'#oral devining rod']",5238,4460,"September 13, 2014"
"A perfect, 140 character Tweet on Twitter.
",twoosh,HellaMike,"[u'#twoosh', u'#twitter', u'#tweet', u'#tweeple', u'#twosh']",6743,5664,"April 07, 2008"
An attractive female discovered through the tinder dating application.,tinderella,Kirbyjam,"[u'#tinder', u'#babe', u'#tindarella', u'#tinderela', u'#gorgeous', u'#girl']",6685,6215,"October 21, 2013"
"adjective.
Used to describe low quality videos",potato quality,awaffleduck,"[u'#potato', u'#quality', u'#video', u'#low', u'#crappy']",7668,6707,"September 08, 2014"
An idea whereby all access to the collective Internets is equal. Where no limits on different throughputs or access to services are placed.,net neutrality,Cam!!!!!111oneoneone!,"[u'#net', u'#neutrality', u'#fucking', u'#idiot', u'#truck', u'#tubes']",5340,5064,"August 22, 2006"
When two or more people gather to complain or bitch about their problems.,interwhine,yes juanito yes,"[u'#complain', u'#bitch', u'#co-worker', u'#family reunion', u'#annoying', u'#whine', u'#whiny', u'#whining']",5658,4824,"September 08, 2014"
Closing your eyes and swiping left and right while on Tinder and hoping for the best.,Blind Tindering,Delillah Jayde,"[u'#tinder', u'#blind', u'#swipe', u'#left', u'#right']",4099,5297,"September 06, 2014"
When you are already swoll as fuck. But you think you still need to get swoll as fuck. It's like a sickness.,swollorexic,Realwinslow,"[u'#4x10circuit', u'#sickness', u'#anorexia', u'#swoll', u'#gymaholic']",5432,6497,"September 02, 2014"
Just what it looks like: tits and ass. Also see T&A,(.)(.)+(|),Hoostein,"[u'#tits', u'#ass', u'#t&a', u'#titsand ass', u'#booty', u'#posterior analysis', u'#bootay', u'#sex', u'#knockers', u'#t-n-a']",5961,6575,"September 02, 2014"
Expresses severe dislike or unwillingness towards something. Usually reserved for the highest degree of those feelings towards something.,so much nope,EmberAngelAria1713,"[u'#so much win', u'#very fuck you', u'#done', u'#ownage', u'#dislike']",5716,6291,"September 03, 2014"
an event that occurs when someone on the internet releases a large amount of fappable or nude/semi-nude pictures of famous people.,fappening,TJNR,"[u'#masturbation', u'#celebrity', u'#nude', u'#fap', u'#hacked', u'#topless', u'#selfie']",6722,5551,"September 02, 2014"
The awkward part of texting where the context of a conversation is lost without vocal and facial aid. What would normally be a joke or sarcastic comment comes off as an insult.,lost in textation,Steve J,"[u'#lost in textlation', u'#texting', u'#misinterpretation', u'#misunderstanding', u'#text']",5921,4919,"August 23, 2014"
"After a holiday on Monday, going back to work on Tuesday feels like a Monday. You will have a case of the Muesdays.",Case of the Muesdays,Wafsnipes23,"[u'#mondays', u'#tuesdays', u'#case of', u'#office space', u'#moosdays']",6530,5412,"May 27, 2014"
Every day that I have to drag my lazy ass out of bed and go to my shitty job.,Labor Day,jenko2,"[u'#work', u'#jobs', u'#bed', u'#ass', u'#drag']",6798,5804,"September 05, 2011"
Please have sex with me.,come meet my cat,tpq,"[u'#sex', u'#pussy', u'#come', u'#fuck', u'#cum']",10126,6394,"August 24, 2014"
The act of showing up somewhere because you feel obligated... but only for one beer because you don't want to stay too long.,abeerance,deansick,"[u'#beer', u'#obligation', u'#party', u'#appearance', u'#alcoholism']",7141,6058,"December 18, 2013"
Rolling into a new area and going on a Tinder binge to meet the locals.,Tinder Bombing,UDNation,"[u'#tinder', u'#tinderella', u'#hookup', u'#binging', u'#booze cruise']",5087,6045,"August 23, 2014"
"Somebody who tells on everyone for everything. Sometimes nobody is doing anything wrong but a snitch bitch will make up something. Maybe because they want more attention, or they want to become popular, so they think its kool, or that's just who they are.",snitch bitch,Supersonic Music Princess,"[u'#snitch', u'#bitch', u'#girl', u'#tattle tale', u'#school', u'#popularity']",4681,5041,"August 21, 2014"
The slumping of the shoulders (and head) when feeling extremely disappointed or dejected. Named after the claymation TV character Gumby.,Gumby shoulders,yes juanito yes,"[u'#high school', u'#varsity', u'#jv', u'#sad', u'#dejected', u'#body language']",4643,5067,"August 16, 2014"
An activist who uses rap as the medium to speak to and motivate others.,raptivist,acidgirltogo,"[u'#rap', u'#activism', u'#activist', u'#rap artist', u'#politics']",5031,5687,"September 25, 2006"
"Someone who posts on Facebook about all their ideals and causes....without doing any real work. They find a cliche post that someone else wrote and re-posts it, thinking they're part of the fight. But their post gets lost in Facebook's ""previous post limbo"", never to be seen again by anyone. They can be a part of millions of different causes without lifting a finger (other than their mouse clicking finger). Posers.",Facebook Warrior,AtomikPop,"[u'#facebook', u'#warrior', u'#cliche', u'#poser', u'#lazy']",4890,4726,"August 23, 2014"
"The act of ""sexting"" using snapchat",fapchat,jesusjacker,"[u'#sexting', u'#snapchat', u'#texting', u'#fap', u'#jacking it']",6123,5299,"August 21, 2014"
The look you get when your boyfriend/girlfriend introduces you to their mom and you see the look of disapproval in her eyes.,mom look,Paige-hey sarah i told you.,"[u'#mom', u'#disapproval', u'#introduced', u'#first time', u'#couples', u'#love', u'#relationship', u'#girlfriend', u'#boyfriend', u'#parents']",6728,6026,"August 21, 2014"
"the hole of a face such as: a mouth, nose, eye sockets, and or ears.",face hole,unicorn swag gang,"[u'#mouth', u'#nose', u'#eye sockets', u'#ears', u'#face']",5467,6447,"August 21, 2014"
"When you sneak your own booze into a bar, so you don't (or can't) pay for drinks, but can still drink and participate (intoxicated obviously) in all manner of bar antics.",sneak easy,responsible,"[u'#bar', u'#drunk', u'#cheap', u'#sneak', u'#alcohol']",5665,5743,"August 20, 2014"
Something you do it for.,Vine,craicwhoran,"[u'#vine', u'#do', u'#it', u'#for', u'#the']",9533,7532,"August 06, 2014"
When a couple makes out longer and more furiously than usual,Lipbanging,Ballsywithdapalsy,"[u'#kissing', u'#making out', u'#banging', u'#lips', u'#fucking']",7474,6460,"August 08, 2014"
"A way to say ""God Dammit"" when political correctness is required. It is derived from the iPhone autocorrect function.",God Donut,The Glunk,"[u'#iphone', u'#god', u'#damn', u'#dammit', u'#donut']",7117,6834,"January 07, 2012"
"(n) a term used to describe a midday session of cocaine use, often ritualized by line cooks during their most stressful shift of the week.",nose brunch,chefgirlRD,"[u'#yayo', u'#candy', u'#christmas', u'#brunch', u'#snow', u'#coke', u'#cocaine', u'#white', u'#rhino']",6352,7097,"August 08, 2014"
A hoe who loves to snapchat,snaphoe,sheeeev,"[u'#snapchat', u'#instahoe', u'#hoe', u'#snap', u'#picture']",8171,6998,"August 10, 2014"
the end of the work day on Friday when an employee is most desperate to go home.,fuckoff o'clock,PhoenixPup,"[u'#fuck', u'#fuckoff', u""#o'clock"", u'#friday', u'#home']",10109,6842,"October 05, 2007"
When you can run faster than most people and you give the best hugs because you are warm and great to cuddle up into. To be chubby fit you must be active but also have a six pack of pudding cups!,chubby fit,Bar down BABY!!!,"[u'#chubby', u'#fit', u'#fat', u'#exercise', u'#hugs', u'#six pack', u'#pudding cups', u'#sports']",7551,7446,"August 08, 2014"
A slang term which means hello or hi made famous in the t.v.series Mork & Mindy back in the late 1970's early 1980's,Nanu Nanu,BruinKiller3469,"[u'#mork & mindy', u'#1980', u'#s', u'#television', u'#comedy', u'#network']",6076,5406,"March 23, 2009"
"A huge, burly, unkept beard worn by a Hipster. It should never be trimmed or manicured in any way. Wherever the hair grows, you let it grow. This includes cheeks, under the chin and the neck if hair follicles exist. A Face Fro can also be worn by a lumber jack, biker or a metal dude.",Face Fro,Brian Thoryk,"[u'#hipster', u'#jack passion', u'#face fro', u'#beard', u'#ironic mustache', u'#lumber jack']",3748,4586,"January 28, 2013"
Pornography depicting various elbows in various poses.,Elbow Porn,BRand,"[u'#elbow', u'#porn', u'#elbowporn', u'#elbowpron', u'#pron']",4258,5927,"August 10, 2014"
"Those snazzy glasses that come with bushy eyebrows, a nose, and a mustache. Based on the look of Groucho Marx.",beagle puss,y-ye-yea-yeah,"[u'#glasses', u'#groucho marx', u'#disguise', u'#mustache', u'#goofy']",3518,4949,"April 02, 2011"
Someone who is known for sending back to back texts without a response in between.,Registered Text Offender,feyonce' ,"[u'##textoffender', u'##text', u'##creeping', u'##stahp', u'##offender']",3802,2774,"August 06, 2014"
"You loved the original so much, when the sequel comes out you have Sequelphobia, because you have the fear it won't live up to the original.",Sequelphobia,CleKit,"[u'#movie', u'#sequel', u'#disappointment', u'#fucked', u'#no']",4377,3410,"August 06, 2014"
Lacking physical or mental keyboard coordination; unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes.,Unkeyboardinated,GoBears84,"[u'#type', u'#keyboard', u'#clumsy', u'#typo', u'#mistype']",5025,3851,"August 06, 2014"
"be right back in x amount of time, preferably in minutes",brbx,bbccentral,"[u'#be', u'#right', u'#back', u'#x', u'#time', u'#minutes']",4702,3987,"July 28, 2014"
"Used to describe a (rarely seen) sexy, red-haired, freckled, pasty ginger.",Gingerlicious,Toodles Punch,"[u'#gingerlicous', u'#gingervitus', u'#gingervitis', u'#gingerlicuos', u'#gingerlicios']",5938,4658,"April 25, 2010"
"A lunch that takes two or more hours. One must be an intern at a corporation, and be insignificant enough to be gone for two hours or longer without being missed in the company.",Intern Lunch,flunflinflas,"[u'#intern', u'#lunch', u'#corporation', u'#insignificant', u'#food']",4027,3889,"July 28, 2014"
"When you overuse the hashtag symbol, especially on non-Twitter/Instagram apps. Includes having more hashtags than words in your post, adding the prefix ""insta"" to everything, tagging things that aren't really related, and making hashtags longer than sentences.",hashtag abuser,user_name,"[u'#hashtag whore', u'#hashtagabuse', u'#hashtag retard', u'#hashtag', u'#instagood']",3756,2597,"July 28, 2014"
A male-thong-like bathing suit. Not for use by every man (please)!  Discretion and tight-buns required.,Banana-Hammock,Babe Moore,"[u'#bathing suit', u'#thong', u'#g-string', u'#speedo', u'#trunks']",3519,2881,"December 02, 2005"
"While drinking an alcoholic shot, the act of clinking your glass with a partner, sinking the glass to the table, then raising and drinking the shot.",Clink Sink Drink,pomtor,"[u'#shot', u'#drink', u'#clink', u'#sink', u'#alcohol']",2962,3653,"July 28, 2014"
The feeling of being drunk with the rest of your friends when you are actually completely sober.,sober drunk,emspeanut,"[u'#silly', u'#giddy', u'#punchy', u'#hungover', u'#meh.']",4459,3846,"July 29, 2014"
Your bro's opinion. ,Bropinion,Monroy,"[u'#bro', u'#opinion', u'#broskie', u'#statements', u'#red bull', u'#bitches']",5150,4942,"July 28, 2014"
"A friend, family member or co-worker with whom you share a charger for an electronic device.",charge buddy,yes juanito yes,"[u'#charger', u'#smartphone', u'#electronic device', u'#buddy', u'#co-worker']",5015,5420,"July 26, 2014"
when a person ignores the fact that the man they are dating is an asshole/abusive/worthless because they just want to be in a relationship or just want the sex.  its the converse of the term pussy-whipped.,dickmatized,Chrissstopher,[],7133,5250,"September 22, 2005"
All Good.,AG,Savage Beast 88,"[u'#fine', u'#cool', u'#okey-dokey', u'#superior', u'#best']",4667,5371,"October 24, 2013"
Star-struck. Hence stars as eyes.,*_*,kytten,"[u'#star', u'#strocked', u'#omg', u'#lol', u'#yay']",5484,6305,"November 15, 2008"
"It is the most simple yet awesome word, it simply means that you do not give a fuck",#nofux,theamazingfucktard,"[u'#no', u'#fucks', u'#shall', u'#be', u'#given']",7506,6544,"July 18, 2014"
"Cousin husband, a husband who is also your first cousin. Common in many countries.",Cuzband,Freddy ByKnockulars,"[u'#first cousin', u'#husband', u'#marriage', u'#gross', u'#weird', u'#ew']",6451,7778,"September 08, 2009"
when someone disrespects your manhood.,steppin on my dick,Passing,"[u'#put on blast', u'#blasting', u'#insulting', u'#punk', u'#bitch']",14308,8172,"July 16, 2014"
Basically another way of saying that you gettin PAPER.,oprah dollars,kevintbh,"[u'#bae', u'#bye felicia', u'#thot', u'#irrelevant', u'#hoe']",6995,8925,"July 20, 2014"
The female equivalent of a Guncle.,lesbiauntie,GuncleJim,"[u'#guncle', u'#lesbian', u'#auntie', u'#gay', u'#aunt']",6476,8267,"July 19, 2014"
"Flintstone feet is someone with feet that can walk on anything barefoot . Fred Flintstone didn't wear shoes and could walk,run on grass,dirt,concrete etc .",Flintstone Feet,ILove Chaneland Prada,"[u'#flintstone', u'#feet', u'#fred flintstone', u'#dirty feet', u'#sidewalk']",7977,7261,"July 18, 2014"
"Whappened is a slang word used for saying ""What happened?""",whappened,ttay,"[u'#what', u'#happened', u'#oh', u'#my', u'#whappened']",7112,7545,"July 18, 2014"
Any time you reach for a smartphone to find an answer or solution on the internet in a time of crisis.,Mobile Moment,diGi_Digi_GuRu,"[u'#smartphone answers', u'#no need for yellow pages', u'#comes through in a pinch', u'#google knows all', u'#mobile encyclopedia']",7181,6939,"July 15, 2014"
To feel massively ashamed of past actions that you have personally done so that the suffered embarrassment tricks your body that you're about to have a heart attack. It is followed by episodes of further awkwardness and feeling uncomfortable for the rest of the day.,cringe attack,flotrslv,"[u'#cringe', u'#attack', u'#british', u'#romanian', u'#embarrassment', u'#awkward', u'#shame', u'#weird']",6659,5544,"July 16, 2014"
"A boss ass bitch is a woman who goes above and beyond simply being a bad bitch. While she is not the baddest she is above several bad bitches an you can't step to her. She keep her money right, game tight, and she'll beat a bitch ass all night. Most ratchets like to call themselves Boss Ass Bitches when it is apparent is is not true.",bo$$ ass bitch,LukazDane,"[u'#boss', u'#bad bitch', u'#the baddest', u'#lit up', u'#busted']",7784,8360,"March 11, 2014"
"A fun, strong, alcoholic drink to put u in a happy mood such as margeritas, strawberry daiquiries, mud slides, mojitos, etc",happy drink,teddyt,"[u'#drinks', u'#hapy hour', u'#alcohol', u'#vodka', u'#rum']",6560,6887,"July 13, 2014"
To discretely sniff ones underarms for stank before venturing out in to public areas as to not offend other with fowl body odor.,Smellfie,DrTeabagPHD,"[u'#smell', u'#smellfie', u'#sniff', u'#selfie', u'#willsmith']",8392,7542,"July 02, 2014"
not quite dinner but definitely past lunch.,Dunch,Scrout,"[u'#meal', u'#snack', u'#dinner', u'#lunch', u'#afternoon tea']",7421,7611,"July 04, 2014"
"A hovering, slightly neurotic, but well-meaning, girlfriend who gets way too involved in her partner's day to day activities to the point of interfering with their activities and choices.",Helicopter Girlfriend,braces4life,"[u'#helicopter', u'#girlfriend', u'#crazy', u'#co-dependent', u'#boundaries']",6824,7323,"June 29, 2014"
When a man has a moustache but you can't tell where the nose hair stops and the moustache begins.,Nostache,Terrance Yothwater,"[u'#nose hair', u'#moustache', u'#overgrown', u'#out of order', u'#dissaray']",6731,6547,"June 29, 2014"
Abbreviation for Woman Crush Wednesday. Generally used on Twitter or Instagram to talk about one's favorite female.,WCW,names are relative,"[u'#twitter', u'#instagram', u'#woman crush wednesday', u'#social networking', u'#abbreviation', u'#acronym', u'#hashtag']",8540,8738,"May 22, 2013"
A look usually given by girls to other girls to intimidate. Girls that do this can be described as a bitch face. You look right up and down them and then look into their eyes like ¬_¬ and then usually walk off.,Bitch stare,Love Peace and Chocolate,"[u'#bitch', u'#stare', u'#bitch stare', u'#bitch face', u'#girl', u'#girl hate', u'#girl on girl crime']",9189,7331,"June 30, 2014"
A Grandmother who wears her husband's underwear because she confused them with her own.,granny manties,GlazeHer,"[u'#manties', u'#granny', u'#granny manties', u'#grandma panties', u'#grandpa manties']",6280,8658,"July 01, 2014"
a funnier and more accurate name for one direction,wand erection,Yas I'm Newton,"[u'#one direction', u'#pun', u'#funny', u'#gay', u'#directioner']",9606,8660,"June 22, 2014"
the result of your mum trying to take a selfie and not knowing which way to hold the phone.,someoneelsie,ThereIsMore,"[u'#selfie', u'#photograph', u'#picture', u'#someonelsie', u'#someonelsy']",8894,7866,"May 26, 2014"
An even more manly version of a BBQ. Absolutely no vegetables allowed. It basically consists of a lot of beer and meat. There is usually a lot of yelling and loud music involved.,manbecue,Grillmeister,"[u'#manbeque', u'#barbecue', u'#barbeque', u'#cavemen cooking', u'#bbq']",6879,7386,"April 17, 2014"
"When you eat something that causes you to make pleasurable sounds out loud, exactly like the ones that you make when you have a orgasm.",mouthgasm,Made you look,"[u'#mouth', u'#orgasam', u'#taste', u'#pleasure', u'#audible noises.']",8760,7001,"June 18, 2014"
"To vomit in your sleep unexpectedly, usually due to the over-consumption of alcoholic beverages",slumber chunder,technicolor jan,"[u'#vomit', u'#alcohol', u'#chunder', u'#slumber', u'#yack', u'#old sailors', u'#gummy bears', u'#beverages']",6331,6678,"June 22, 2014"
This maneuver is often performed in crowded bars. The passer touches a person to let them know he needs to get through but allows his hand to linger longer than necessary. Often used as a subtle way to flirt.,Parisian pass,alfredokid,"[u'#grope', u'#fondle', u'#caress', u'#stroke', u'#affection']",5804,6291,"June 21, 2014"
"When you replace the water with Red-bull when brewing a coffee. Then drop in a bottle of 5 hour energy and a shot of vodka, and a sprinkle of cocaine.",college coffee, † Noobles †,"[u'#college', u'#collegeproblems', u'#coffee', u'#red bull', u'#morning', u'#drunk']",10109,6795,"June 19, 2014"
"A girl who can sit back and just chill. Not one of those chicks that is loud af and in your face. Lowkey shawtys are the best shawtys. If you ever meet one, keep her. They're rare nowadays.",Lowkey Shawty,Cyber $hawty,"[u'#lowkey', u'#shawty', u'#chill', u'#girl', u'#reserved']",8668,7078,"June 21, 2014"
The silhouette of a dick.,Dilhouette,Mercer215,"[u'#dick', u'#silhouette', u'#penis', u'#shadow', u'#no homo']",7803,7050,"June 16, 2014"
A sum of hoes from which you may pick for a booty call when sexually frustrated.,hoe base,trevorhardin,"[u'#booty call', u'#hoe', u'#base', u'#benefits', u'#side bitch']",7483,7153,"June 20, 2014"
a person who works at a fast-food burger restaurant,Burgerista,ShadeyHillRanch,"[u'#starbucks', u'#barista', u'#waiter', u'#waitress', u'#waitperson', u'#server']",5971,6698,"June 21, 2014"
"When a person is addicted to downloading apps, mostly useless apps that they use once or twice and then forget about. Most common with little kids who own iPads and tablets.",Appoholic,MADDOG5910,"[u'#apps', u'#app', u'#ipad', u'#addicted', u'#addiction', u'#alcoholic', u'#games', u'#downloading', u'#download']",6101,5962,"June 21, 2014"
"When a hard core criminal, junkie or gang banger reaches a point in their life when they decide to go all goodie-two-shoes and start going to church,volunteering at soup kitchens and picking the kids up from school.",breaking good,boomstick6699,"[u'#cleaned his act up', u'#straight and narrow', u'#clean', u'#born again', u'#gone straight']",6367,5902,"June 15, 2014"
When you show up with a 12-pack of cheap beer so you're not empty handed. Then you drink the good beer provided by the host and everyone else.,Show Beer,Izbahoney,"[u'#beer', u'#show beer', u'#keg', u'#cheap beer', u'#party']",6918,5449,"June 18, 2014"
"revolutionary culinary creations that mash up original and unexpected food combinations and ingredients, resulting in delicious dishes...or awful misses.
 Better known Frankenfoods include The Ramen Burger, Spam Sushi, and Spicy Pulled Pork S'mores.",Frankenfood,anonymous,"[u'#ramen', u'#burger', u'#spam', u'#sushi', u'#pork']",3819,5195,"June 20, 2014"
Another term for the walk of shame. Why should it be shameful if two people have some fun throwing each other around?,Got Laid Parade,ImSchindizzle,"[u'#walk', u'#shame', u'#casual', u'#sex', u'#laid']",5527,6159,"June 06, 2014"
Billy Mays' birthday(July 20th) in memory of him and his awesomeness.,Capslock day,hajs5,"[u'#billy', u'#mays', u'#caps', u'#lock', u'#day']",7088,6072,"July 07, 2009"
"Occurs in one's neck when binge-watching shows on a laptop set on an angle between you and another for four to fourteen hours. Involves stiffness in upper back, but is justified by TV-induced elation.",netflix neck,manfun,"[u'#binge tv', u'#netflix', u'#binge watching', u'#tv neck', u'#watercooler neck']",7390,5875,"May 26, 2014"
When a man's hair slowly makes its way from the top of his head down to his back and ass.,Hair Migration,TheBigHouse,"[u'#bald', u'#hair', u'#grooming', u'#back', u'#gross']",6755,5774,"June 13, 2014"
"It's like a ""hard on"", but with feelings and shit",Heart on,BORIZ,"[u'#heart', u'#hard', u'#feelings', u'#love', u'#boner']",8172,6139,"January 28, 2014"
A more alliterative and shameful way to describe a losing streak,sucking streak,Boxcar Bob,"[u'#lose', u'#fail', u'#tank', u'#suck', u'#shameful', u'#embarassment', u'#abominable']",5264,6392,"March 08, 2014"
"Someone who knows women dont belong in the kitchen. Theyy are very loving and dont mind making sure the wife comes home to a clean house and happy kids. This is one of my favorite words. Every person should have a househusband. When the house husband and the wife are alone in the house, the husband will cook with only an apron on. ;)",House husband,Plumber Girl 123,"[u'#real man', u'#loves you & kids', u'#perfect man out there', u'#everyone needs a househusband', u'#girls are happy']",5599,8438,"September 01, 2013"
"The ""European"" look associated with the sophisticated European style of clothing. The idea that Europeans dress better is a stereotype that Americans have about Europeans. Some woman like the ""euro look"" because they believe that European men are well dressed, sophisticated, romantic and exotic.
 ",euro look,mitilika,"[u'#european look', u'#europe', u'#sophisticated', u""#men's clothing style"", u'#better dressed']",3997,5425,"June 06, 2014"
A small fancy drink at home before you go out to drink more.,amuse booze,Jmarsh5,"[u'#pre-game', u'#brunch drinking', u'#amuse-booze', u'#amuze-booze', u'#pre-drinking']",5389,6009,"June 08, 2014"
"Term referring to 2 men that are best friends.The masculine counterpart to the female ""bestie""",Besticle,razorsedge,"[u'#bestie', u'#besticles', u'#best friend', u'#testicle', u'#bff']",6944,7173,"June 02, 2014"
"When a person/persons is beyond feeling hungry but they are f**king hungry, like hungry to eat a horse hungry, like damnit I want to kill someone and no a snickers will not satisfy my hunger hungry.",Fungry,Tony Belowknee,"[u'#hungry', u'#high', u'#starving', u'#munchies', u'#fat']",7710,6763,"June 05, 2014"
"The act of having perfect eyebrows, usually with lots of character.",Strong Eyebrow Game,SlugFart,"[u'#eyebrows', u'#face', u'#strong', u'#game', u'#challenge', u'#eyebrow game', u'#strong eyebrow game', u'#eebrow game', u'#eyebrow gme']",7346,6611,"June 08, 2014"
A book that you can literally throw at my face and it wont nearly hurt as much as the story.,The Fault in Our Stars,LittleInfinity,"[u'#john green', u'#tfios', u'#hazel grace lancaster', u'#mass murderer', u'#augustus waters']",14352,7968,"May 25, 2014"
"when you're chilling at the park all day in a tank top and flip flops and even when the sun starts to go down, you are not cold, because you've been drinking all day and the buzz makes you feel like you are wrapped in a warm, cozy blanket",liquor blanket,elle99,"[u'#alcohol', u'#drinking', u'#loafing', u'#warm', u'#park']",6170,6958,"June 02, 2014"
The morning-after pancake is served to your partner after you've had intercourse and you're not sure if you wore a condom or if she was on the pill. It is essentially a morning-after pill mixed into the pancake batter.,Morning-after pancakes,Colin McCarthy,"[u'#morning-after pill', u'#pre-abortion', u'#morning-after waffles', u'#morning-after french toast', u'#fixer pancakes']",9420,7949,"March 30, 2014"
"when you are stalking someone on facebook or twitter and accidentally like a post of theirs from two years back, revealing how deep you have dug into their past.",deepfave,elle99,"[u'#facebook', u'#twitter', u'#fave', u'#likes', u'#stalking']",9225,6892,"June 02, 2014"
a outie belly button,belly nipple,garbage dick,"[u'#outie', u'#belly button', u'#nipple', u'#stomach', u'#ew']",7308,7213,"May 31, 2014"
A man's ability to see whether or not a woman be cray cray or not,craydar,xJoshAndStuffx ,"[u'#cray cray', u'#hoe', u'#bitches be crazy', u'#bro', u'#radar']",10303,7818,"May 23, 2014"
"When your junk is sweating on a hot day, and your bag sticks to the side of your leg. It is notably unpleasant when moving from walk to run, or when standing up quickly.",sticky sacitis,not_rlemon,"[u'#sweating', u'#balls', u'#ballsack', u'#hot', u'#painful']",8402,7893,"October 28, 2013"
"Starting out as friends with someone, but have the possibility or potential for a relationship on the next level",Friends with possibilities,Lesbhonest,"[u'#fwp', u'#friends with possibility', u'#friends with potential', u'#fwb', u'#friends with benefits']",9774,7103,"May 27, 2014"
"Romantic comedy or romcom specifically geared toward moms. Most mere mortals will not understand momcoms without a mom to translate the comedy for them. Momcommers will say things such as, ""You wouldn't get it, you're not a mom"" or ""I guess I just really got the comedy because I am a mom""",mom-com,MaryOnegative,"[u'#mom-com', u'#comedy', u'#mom', u'#moms', u'#romantic comedy', u'#romcom']",6190,8239,"May 29, 2014"
A fake friend who secretly wishes you to fail at everything.,sideline hater,Night_Nite,"[u'#hater', u'#fake', u'#jealous', u'#envy', u'#bitch']",10183,6644,"May 26, 2014"
How a dumb motherfucker becomes a smart motherfucker after he smokes a bunch of pot.,High-Q,JRAT7259,"[u'#pot', u'#marijuana', u'#funny', u'#laugh', u'#smart']",11418,7805,"May 29, 2014"
When some ones sleeping with there mouth open and you fart in their mouth causing an echo,French Microphone,505cheifkingz,"[u'#french', u'#microphone', u'#fart', u'#mouth', u'#open']",11022,8550,"May 11, 2014"
"when one forearm is more tanned than the other. this phenomenon is due to one side of your body being closer to a car window than the other. the condition gets more noticeable after long drives, hence it is named after truckers. if you're driving in America your left forearm gets tanned. if you're driving in the UK your right forearm gets tanned. if you're driving in Asia you're probably fucked anyway so it really doesn't matter",trucker's arm,homebrewer,"[u'#tan', u'#jesus boner', u'#tanning', u'#quid pro quo-job', u'#sun burn', u'#broke toke', u'#road trip', u'#car']",7072,5804,"April 25, 2014"
"When a man makes vague plans with you, with the intention of canceling if something better comes up, or he doesn't feel like putting pants on.",manscheduling,irecracker,"[u""#man o'clock"", u'#man points', u'#sexist', u'#romantic gesture', u'#mansceduling']",5943,7079,"May 21, 2014"
"BOOBIES. big boobs-( . Y . )
small boobs- (.Y.)
perky boobs- (*Y*)
etc. etc.",( . Y . ),emory tard,[],8727,6959,"August 29, 2005"
"A (partially) anonymous, popular Twitter user who has nothing else going for them. Twelebs live for RTs and "":''''D""s from their followers as they tweet ignorant, sometimes funny and mostly offensive content all in the name of retaining their Tweleb status. Every Tweleb's avatar change is welcomed with dozens of ""Avi appreciations"" from their followers, to which they're usual reply is something like: ""Wow. Humbled."" They are easily recognisable by their amount of followers on Twitter (usually 5000 or more). Their Twitter names are usually their Instagram name or a name promoting the latest cool kid gathering e.g: #coolkidgathering15Oct!!!Though many of them aren't bad people, they live pretty mediocre lives and for most being a Tweleb is probably as good as it'll ever get for them.Examples of Twelebs:A grown-ass man who still lives with his Mom but still hasn't gotten that Diploma that's taking him at least 5 years (and counting) to complete because he is too busy chasing ""ez'weyi"".A beyond average girl who has a Tumblr, dresses like Solange, has a septum piercing, wears dark lipstick and portrays herself as a ""feminist"". Usually looks amazing on Instagram but in real life looks like ""ubhontsi.""A flaming gay man who lives for Beyonce. His mouth is either full of opinion or full of your boyfriend.",Tweleb,uTatakho,"[u'#tweleb', u'#twitter', u'#mzansi', u'#slang', u'#itsjusttwitter']",3304,5198,"January 13, 2014"
"Similar to ""I'd tap that"". Meaning if the subject wanted to have sex or give oral, you would shave your vaginal area in order for it to happen.",I'd shave for him,roboticllama,"[u""#i'd"", u'#shave', u'#for', u'#him', u'#tap', u'#that']",9522,6371,"May 11, 2014"
"A hole which is to be used only by your best friend, in times of need.
It's not gay, not if you don't push back.",bro hole,rufus benjamin,"[u'#friends', u'#sea', u'#mammals', u'#bro', u'#blow']",8085,11384,"July 19, 2008"
"A positive vernacular expression used when one sees the buttocks of another, 
((usually in a pic posted on an internet board))
Expressing delight and a possible suggestion of sexual interest.",dat ass,Dirkzen,"[u'#datass', u'#that ass', u'#ass', u'#booty', u""#i'd hit that""]",9861,7307,"February 26, 2009"
a lack of will or reason to run. Often lasts weeks. Comparable to writer's block.,runner's block,Runner of the People,"[u'#run', u""#writer's block"", u""#runnner's"", u'#block', u'#ran']",7167,6399,"November 02, 2009"
"The most poorly kept secret from the mormon secret temple ceremonies (derived from masonic ceremonies)magic underwear (mormon garments) are a two piece set - like a T shirt and long shortsThis current design is the garment of choice for most mormons. Previous styles have had full length legs, collars, cuffs and some were one-piece (a 19th century onesie).Obviously designed by a man in a patriarchal society, Women are expected to wear a Bra over the top of their mormon t-shirt.There is nothing apparently special about the garments. they are almost always white, but the magic comes from masonic symbols embroidered onto them.
The symbols represent a Masonic Square (⅃) a masonic pair of drawing compasses (V) and a masonic level (-)Despite protestations from mormons that the garments are not really 'magic', every mormon will have heard testimonies and stories from other cult members about how their garments have saved them from fire, cuts, animal bites and even gunshot woundsfor example Paul H Dunn - a mormon general authority (a high Mucky Muck) told how, in WW2, a hail of bullets ripped off all his clothes, but left his body and garments untouched..... Of course, Dunn's stories are no longer quoted by cult members since his stories about WW2 were exposed as complete lies in a national newspaper...",magic underwear (mormon garments),DutchCappedCrusader,"[u'#cult', u'#magic underwear', u'#magic underpants', u'#romneybating', u'#gullible morons']",3509,5323,"March 23, 2014"
When you take a picture of yourself using your smart phone while sneezing.,Snelfie,ChunkySouppa,"[u'#selfie', u'#sneeze', u'#snot', u'#picture', u'#self']",6239,7471,"October 06, 2013"
"Feeling down thinking about your ex or what could of been with a person you felt a connection with. Drake's not even a rapper anymore , Drakes an emotion.",feeling drake,iwinforpreps,"[u'#drake', u'#sad', u'#down', u'#breakup', u'#ex']",10693,6934,"March 31, 2014"
Flat shoes that can roll up and fit easily into a purse so that a girl won't have to do the walk of shame in her heels from the night before.,morning after flats,m187,"[u'#morning after', u'#walk of shame', u'#rando', u'#flats', u'#shoes']",6734,6105,"January 27, 2014"
"The place where guys go after they die in the friendzone. This is an inescapable level of Hell, as she will treat you like a brother from now on.",brotherzone,vrihet,"[u'#brotherzone', u'#friendzone', u'#brother zone', u'#brothazone', u'#brotha zone']",8705,6753,"December 08, 2011"
"The ratio of thigh to butt on a woman; easily viewable by a visible ""crease"" between the thigh and butt. The thigh to butt ratio is larger based on the length of the crease.",thigh butt,damadalpha,"[u'#booty', u'#thick', u'#no-ass-at-all', u'#thighs', u'#legs']",6473,7456,"January 30, 2009"
"1)To go crazy in the elevator: a girl attacking, punching, clawing, throwing objects and kicking a well dressed man who in turn tries to avoid being kicked, punched and hit with all of the above.
2)A girl who tries to hit anyone in an elevator uncontrollably.
3)A girl who tries to cause an altercation, argument in an elevator.
4)Violent drunk girl looking for a fight.",gone solange,Jake from Spinneybeck and Park,"[u'#fight', u'#solange', u'#argue', u'#kick', u'#elevator', u'#punch', u'#attack', u'#claw', u'#spit', u'#throw', u'#drunk', u'#violent']",5810,5749,"May 13, 2014"
"A passenger who is constantly on your ass about your driving skills. He/she constantly cautions you to keep a safe distance from the car in front of you, checks that you're obeying the speed limit, and is always quick to point out your navigational errors.",harassenger,cWeezy,"[u'#passenger', u'#harassment', u'#harass', u'#harrassment', u'#harrass', u'#car', u'#vehicle', u'#drive', u'#driving']",7407,5210,"March 29, 2014"
"When you have plenty of food to keep you well nourished, but you gluttonously want or desire more than you need. To ""feel"" hungry even though you ate today. As defined by Louis C.K. on March 29, 2014.",First World Hungry,1eyed Jack,"[u'#firstworld', u'#hungry', u'#hunger', u'#poor', u'#first world']",7653,5592,"March 29, 2014"
"1) One who is a worthless mom in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemybabies #kidsaremylife2) A mom who spends 5 hours a night at the club, 10 hours a day asleep, 4 hours a day working, 2 hours a day shopping/eating/drinking coffee with her girls, an hour and a half showering and getting dressed, and 30 minutes with her kids taking ""usies"" and posting to facebook using hashtags such as: #mylife #allaboutthem #allday #mommasangel",facebook mommy,adnamasenoj,"[u'#mom', u'#loser', u'#fake', u'#hood', u'#baby momma', u'#baby daddy']",8228,5106,"March 08, 2014"
"wik-ee-ped-nt (n.)1. a person who is excessively concerned with looking up minor details and rules on wikis (notably Wikipedia) or with displaying their internet-learning, esp. when it has just been learned.
2. a person who adheres rigidly to the content of wiki pages without regard to common sense.
3. a person who is v. ostentatious or condescending when engaged in the above behavior.Other forms: wikipedantic (adj.), wikipedantry (n., an example of wikipedantic behavior)",wikipedant,Shaestorms,"[u'#pedant', u'#wikipedia', u'#wiki', u'#condescending', u'#ostentatious']",4130,4408,"May 01, 2014"
"Wordplay on the phrase Trigger Happy; used to describe somebody who 'likes' every suggestion on Tinder, the matchmaking smartphone app.",Tinder Happy,Wmm1989,"[u'#tinder', u'#trigger happy', u'#tinderitis', u'#tinderslut', u'#tindernoia']",4323,5527,"December 30, 2013"
"Adjective: to sound Caucasian when you are not, usually to someone's surprise.",whitespoken,datshitfunny,"[u'#white spoken', u'#oreo', u'#yodel', u'#twinkie', u'#swiss roll']",6025,6686,"March 24, 2014"
when the tip of a penis slip out of the bottom or the hole on your underwear,Tip Slip,Big Daddy J,"[u'#tip', u'#slip', u'#tpslp', u'#nip slip men', u'#nip']",6243,4993,"May 06, 2014"
"Noun. A condition wherein a social media user or person having a conversation via text is unable to determine whether a remark and set of remarks is intended to be sarcastic, or in which the context or tone may be misconstrued, without the use of aides such as ""lol"" or a select set of emoticons, thus rendering them socially inept with regard to such mediums.",textpergers,rikachen,"[u'#aspergers', u'#text burgers', u'#trolling', u'#kony island hotdog', u'#sarcastaball']",3942,4732,"March 23, 2014"
When you fart in the elevator and leaving it then someone calls the elevator up along with your farts rendering them surprised by your intense gases.You can be either the giver or a recipient of an elevator surprise.,Elevator surprise,zaqwerty1,"[u'#elevator', u'#surprise', u'#fart', u'#call', u'#smell']",5011,4690,"March 23, 2014"
"Verb: The act of using of the internet. i.e. surfing the world wide web
Infinitive: To internet",Internetting,Heisenberg's Pimp,"[u'#surf', u'#digital investigation', u'#browsing', u'#url hopping', u'#stumbling', u'#e-excavation']",5273,5657,"March 22, 2014"
"rhetorical question used by teenagers. ""turn up"" is the act of getting drunk and high and being reckless so ""turn down"" would mean sobering up. turn down for what is really saying i am fucked up and will continue to be all night no matter what. the only appropriate answer to this question would be ""nothing""",turn down for what,Blair Waldourf,"[u'#turn up', u'#turn down', u'#turnt', u'#nothing', u'#drunk', u'#teenagers']",9269,7216,"October 14, 2013"
1. The act of having a two girlfriends at the same time without them knowing about eachother2. When a girl tries to start a relationship with a man she knows is in a committed relationship,Sidebitching,Promeo,"[u'#cheating', u'#adultery', u'#infidelity', u'#unfaithfulness', u'#two-timing']",5432,5761,"April 30, 2014"
An Attractive younger woman that have sexual relations with wealthy older men and records all conversation made between the two illegally. Then uses it as blackmail against said older man for monetary or public gain.,Archivist,Cynic ,"[u'#girlfriend', u'#mistress', u'#golddigger', u'#v. stiviano', u'#prostitute']",6039,5702,"April 30, 2014"
"A contemporary religion focused around the idea that sharks are altogether better than other mammals, equal to (if not superior) humans. This is based off of their general intelligence level, survival tactics, and basic way of life. Sharkologists devote themselves to enforcing the ways of shark life into that of daily human life as best possible.
The God of Sharkology is ""Jaws"" from the also-named movie series about the famous overpowering shark. Sharkologists have compared its movies to the Bible in the sense that the members of this religious assemblage studies it and takes meaning from different parts and sections to influence their own lives.",Sharkology,sharksandstuff,"[u'#sharkology', u'#shark', u'#religion', u'#religious', u'#idea', u'#sharkologists']",3553,6028,"August 03, 2011"
"Gay+Ignorant - Is some one who doesn't know any thing about gay men and stereotypes all gay guys into two classes: flaming queens, or overweight bears.",gaynorant,Sidehatch,"[u'#ignorant', u'#uneducated', u'#unknowledgeable', u'#uninformed', u'#unenlightened']",6084,6649,"March 11, 2014"
"Someone who is so good looking its stabs someone's heart, or ""slays"" their eyes. Similar to a sword fight. Can refer to male or female. Frequently used on social media comments as hastag",slay mama,nanniina,"[u'#slay', u'#beauty', u'#hot', u'#girl', u'#mama', u'#bitch']",4753,7529,"April 15, 2014"
"ManDate: Two, and only two straight single men (with great anxiety about the absence of love and women)---acquaintances but not great friends otherwise---meeting to talk, eat, smoke and drink. Each being extremely concerned about the satisfaction and enjoyment of the other on that day and munificent in spending, with a strong hint of enacting the rituals of lovers spending time together.",ManDate,moul,"[u'#date', u'#man', u'#depression', u'#rage eat', u'#alienation']",4970,6368,"April 15, 2014"
When the bullshit that comes out of a persons mouth reaches a point of absolute nonsense.,Next level bullshit,exterminator2100,"[u'#next', u'#evel', u'#bullshit', u'#bullcrap', u'#shit', u'#squat', u'#crap', u'#new']",10461,6607,"April 12, 2014"
"twins having sex.. its so wrong, yet it feels so right",twincest,nadia_aidian,[],10315,9488,"February 28, 2004"
"The period of time it takes between the fart and the recognition of the fart, from another person.",Fart Lapse,JollyGoodShow,"[u'#fart', u'#smell', u'#fart time', u'#fart recognition', u'#time', u'#guilty']",9386,7919,"April 18, 2014"
Favourite male co-worker who you get along with really well and enjoy spending time with but in a plutonic way. He's your boyfriend between 9 and 5 without the sex.,Work Boyfriend,Sweet Tear,"[u'#male friend', u'#plutonic friend', u'#co-worker', u'#work buddy', u'#work friend']",8228,8562,"April 10, 2014"
What Happens when you get really mad at someone for doing something outrageously stupid.,凸^-^凸,EJ Breeze,"[u'#stupid stuff', u'#emoticons', u'#emo emoticons', u'#texting', u'#japanese symbols']",8112,8791,"April 11, 2014"
"An erection that occurs during strenuous physical activity, specifically running. Although widely regarded as a mythical phenomenon, the release of endorphins during both exercise AND orgasm adds credibility to this ""bigfoot"" of penile erections. Detractors point to the common, contradictory phenomenon that is runner's penis.",Runner's Boner,yipplezz,"[u'#boner', u""#runner's"", u'#penis', u'#endorphin', u'#bigfoot']",6777,7762,"October 23, 2010"
"Where one voids his or her bowels, only to find, by wiping one's anus, that no evidence of the event remains.  Not as rare as immaculate conception, but still magical.
 ",Immaculate Defecation,puppy hugger,"[u'#pooping', u'#immaculate', u'#defecation', u'#defication', u'#wiping', u'#shitting', u'#wipping']",10256,7631,"February 07, 2009"
The art of ruining people's selfies by appear behind them right when they tap on the capture button.,selfiebombing,theiconsborn,"[u'#photobomb', u'#photobombing', u'#selfie', u'#photobomber', u'#bombing']",8983,7004,"April 14, 2014"
A cute thing that a girl can do.,lip bite,agtctae,"[u'#girl', u'#cute', u'#raise', u'#bite', u'#chocolate', u'#frozen']",10042,8654,"March 04, 2014"
"A straight acting, possibly married man, who hooks up with men on the down low. He's straight in his every day life but gay on Craigslist.",Craigslist Gay,MountainElk,"[u'#craigslist', u'#gay', u'#downlow', u'#bi', u'#closet']",8777,7861,"March 11, 2014"
Tweeting whilst shitting.,shweeting,urbandictfan,"[u'#shitting', u'#tweeting', u'#twitter', u'#shit', u'#twit']",8607,8523,"June 07, 2009"
A person that will do anything for food.Someone that is always around where food is.,Food Whore,Frozty,"[u'#food', u'#whore', u'#eating', u'#obsession', u'#easy']",10328,8032,"April 23, 2010"
n: someone who thinks about being an entrepreneur or starting a business but never gets started.,Wantrepreneur,jeteye,"[u'#entrepreneur', u'#business', u'#start up', u'#wanna be', u'#four flusher']",8780,7822,"June 28, 2010"
"When men have quality time together, and do ""guy"" things. This is usually referred to when a guy wants to hang out with his friends. A man might tell his girl friend or significant other that he's about to or would like to participate in this.",guy time,Meshagirl92,"[u'#guy', u'#time', u'#malebonding', u'#menhangingoutwithfriends', u'#guys', u'#guytime', u'#mandate']",7400,7883,"March 10, 2014"
When a girl is on her back naked and her titties fall to the side and reach her arm pits,armpitties,ilovemtndew,"[u'#saggy', u'#national geographic', u'#missionary', u'#oranatang titties', u'#tits', u'#breasts', u'#boobs']",9800,9545,"March 10, 2014"
"The complete opposite of a sugardaddy, one who tries, but is broke and fronting.",Saltdaddy,K=Unit,"[u'#sweet -n -low daddy', u'#salty', u'#broke-ass', u'#wanna-be', u'#poor']",9225,8912,"January 18, 2007"
Can't deal or can't handle it/you.,Can't even,Hanbanan,"[u""#can't even"", u""#can't deal"", u""#can't"", u""#can't handle it"", u'#disturbed']",10107,9096,"March 11, 2014"
"The act of fapping and twerking simutainiously. Some see as a dance move, others a sign of the devil.",Fwerking,GandalfYoloBeans,"[u'#twerking', u'#fapping', u'#miley cyrus', u'#possessed', u'#dialogue']",9623,9847,"March 09, 2014"
"Use instead of the two words Fucking Ignorant. To describe an act, person, situation, etc... Anything that the user of the word finds objectionable, rude, offensive, lame or otherwise.",frignorant,kimmiewho,"[u'#ignorant', u'#intelligent', u'#low class', u'#stupid', u'#uninformed', u'#frignorance', u'#frignorent']",6083,8273,"March 09, 2014"
Wanting to throw your Android device at the wall because it has never performed the way your Apple or Windows device did.,Roid rage,StupidYouInAShoe,"[u'#android', u'#phones', u'#tablets', u'#iphone', u'#apple', u'#windows']",7224,12964,"March 08, 2014"
Aquaintance zone is like friend zone only one step further and much more degrading.,aquaintance zone,The Incredible Introvert,"[u'#friend zone', u'#love', u'#heart ache', u'#burn', u'#friendship']",7655,7720,"March 10, 2014"
"When a girl has a butt that is so small, that some consider it nonexistent.",pluto booty,R3BRTH,"[u'#booty', u'#butt', u'#ass', u'#ghetto booty', u'#rear', u'#skinny']",11291,7794,"March 09, 2014"
A group selfie; a picture one takes with themselves and many others in the photo. One takes an usie to be silly with friends and have fun taking random pictures of themselves.,usie,teamimperiumsbest,"[u'#group selfie', u'#group pictures', u'#picture', u'#selfie', u'#ussie']",7848,8875,"July 12, 2013"
1) one who has no personality; dull and irrelevant2) just an extra regular female,Basic Bitch,Meeks901,"[u'#basic', u'#bitch', u'#female', u'#regular', u'#boring']",11847,10343,"July 10, 2009"
That magical time after a morning dump and before you eat anything.,morning-skinny,le Dilley,"[u'#morning', u'#skinny', u'#mirror', u'#poop', u'#dump']",10161,7017,"March 21, 2011"
"When someone is so obsessed by April Fools, they don't trust anyone and don't believe in anything on that day.",April Fools paranoia,original nick,"[u'#april fools', u'#april real', u'#paranoia', u'#joker', u'#prank']",6883,6166,"April 01, 2013"
Trimmigrants are people who come into an area in search of marijuana harvest jobs.,trimmigrants,VerdantLeaf,"[u'#marijuana', u'#cannabis', u'#weed', u'#pot', u'#jobs']",6008,6444,"November 12, 2013"
An obsessive interest in feces.,coprophilia,Bad Words The Movie,"[u'#shit', u'#poo', u'#fetish', u'#feces', u'#crap']",6909,7440,"March 17, 2014"
A pack of condoms. Used as an innuendo term to fool little children.,adults chewing gum,Ellllllleyep,"[u'#condoms', u'#johnnys', u'#balloons', u'#sex', u'#durex', u'#dick']",9036,9000,"March 09, 2014"
"A vacation from digital technology. No e-mail, computers, cell phone etc.",technocamping,intertext9,"[u'#technocamping', u'#technology', u'#vacation', u'#camping', u'#cell phone', u'#email']",7419,7396,"March 07, 2014"
"Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of one's own penis as a form of masturbation. While few human males are sufficiently well-endowed and/or flexible enough to perform the frontbend required, increased flexibility achieved via gravity-assisted positions, and physical training such as gymnastics, contortion or yoga may make it possible for some. Fewer than 1% of men can successfully suck or lick their own penises.",Autofellatio,Sean Mooney,"[u'#dick', u'#penis', u'#cock', u'#blow', u'#suck', u'#gay', u'#homo', u'#homosexual', u'#arse bandit']",7227,8070,"November 10, 2006"
"In today's economy, this word is quite handy when describing those who are currently without a job, jobless, or unemployed. This large group of people may or may not be receiving monthly benefits. They might be actively seeking work and honing in on their resumes or interviewing skills. More often than not, one can assume that they are glued to their couches in sweatpants, watching daytime television.",employmentally challenged,30 and Unemployed,"[u'#unemployed', u'#jobless', u'#employed', u'#work', u'#job-seeker']",5274,6022,"April 24, 2010"
emoticon asshole symbol,(_*_),kajoe,"[u'#emoticon', u'#asshole', u'#brown eye', u'#anus', u'#sphychter']",8628,5858,"August 28, 2006"
"when after having sex with a person one starts to feel shame, disgust, or regret regarding the sex act and wishes they hadn't commited it",fucker's remorse,daring debby,"[u'#related words: pity sex', u'#booty call', u'#drunken sex', u'#one night stand', u'#cheating']",9426,7844,"May 20, 2011"
similar to the resting bitch face. when a guy just looks like an asshole but hes actually a nice guy with a face of a complete doucher,resting douche face,NoHablasAnglais,"[u'#resting bitch face', u'#rbf', u'#asshole', u'#maf', u'#angy']",10660,8347,"February 22, 2014"
"Cyberbaiting occurs when students, either individually or as a group, make a plan to act so outrageously that the classroom teacher loses self control and begins yelling or acting in another unprofessional manner. The teacher is surreptitiously recorded, and the video of the momentary loss of control is posted to social networking sites.",cyberbaiting,tbplayer59,"[u'#youtube', u'#teaching', u'#education', u'#classroom', u'#video']",5172,7410,"March 03, 2012"
"a way cooler and smarterer way to spell ""genius""",jeenyus,texasgal,"[u'#jeenyus', u'#genius', u'#smart', u'#intelligent', u'#coolio']",6295,9871,"July 10, 2009"
When you try and and wake up your bed-mate in the middle of the night by poking her in the back with your burgeoning hard on.,Restless Dick Syndrome,m.c. phatback,"[u'#dick', u'#medical condition', u'#hard on', u'#penis', u'#restless leg syndrome']",9411,7843,"August 12, 2010"
The hardness and difficulties of every day life being unbearable and apparent.,struggle is real,WangWang54,"[u'#struggle', u'#struggling', u'#hard', u'#difficult', u'#challenging']",9068,7093,"February 24, 2014"
"1. (n) Facial hair that does not exist on the face, but instead on the neck.  Almost never well groomed.
 2. (n) Derogatory term for slovenly nerdy people who have no sense of hygene or grooming.  Often related to hobbies such as card gaming, video gaming, anime, et. al.",neckbeard,parttimehanyou,"[u'#nerd', u'#geek', u'#neck beard', u'#dweeb', u'#yugioh fan']",10934,7962,"December 19, 2005"
"To constantly play with your partners Ear lobe.It can be done by using your fingers or mouth. A lobe lover will usually reveal themselves when give lobe love with their mouth, it results in heavy breathing like a horse.",lobe love,Mcauls99,"[u'#lobe', u'#love', u'#lover', u'#lobes', u'#ear lobe']",5181,7234,"February 23, 2014"
Troublesome condition that occurs in males from not shaving their genitals with a good razor or from not doing an adequate job of shaving do to fear of getting a dick nick or ball scrape. Takes a few days to show but usually only lasts 2 to 4 days.,cock itch,Kacey2012,"[u'#cockitch', u'#cock', u'#itch', u'#dick', u'#nick', u'#ball scrape']",7307,7675,"February 21, 2014"
Someone/something that can ALWAYS be counted on for whatever...wherever...whenever.,straight money,JRock Hermani,"[u'#reliable', u'#consistent', u'#dependable', u'#steadfast', u'#solid']",7067,6824,"February 24, 2014"
"It is a certain type of dress code in modern offices. People who adhere to such a dress code usually dress in business wear but it is either revealing, tight or otherwise borderline inappropriate. Note that this is not limited to women; men who decide to put on super-tight button-down shirts and pants can also be listed in this category.",business slutty,Plowenstein,"[u'#slutty', u'#business', u'#hemline', u'#inappropriate', u'#work']",5609,5826,"February 23, 2014"
Corporate jargon for Fuck Off.,will advise,Disgruntled Co-Worker,"[u'#thanks in advance', u'#fyi', u'#bite me', u'#your mom', u'#merry christmas']",7357,6230,"February 20, 2014"
"Calm on the surface, paddling like crazy beneath.",just ducky,quail58,"[u'#awful', u'#shitty', u'#terrible', u'#horrible', u'#confused']",7594,6638,"February 21, 2014"
When someone is running late because of an unscheduled sexual encounter,postboned,qwertys,"[u'#postbonning', u'#postbone', u'#postboning', u'#late', u'#held up', u'#tardy']",9151,6706,"February 21, 2014"
"When a person or group of people line the bed of a pickup truck with a tarp, fill it with water, and relax in it.",Alabama Hot Tub,cr00d_d00d,"[u'#alabama hot tub', u'#redneck hot tub', u'#tarp pool', u'#truck pool', u'#redneck pool']",7480,6542,"April 18, 2010"
Having sex with a person from Texas. This word is particularly used for an attractive female considering there are a lot of them in Texas.,tex-sex,trotrot0394854,"[u'#texas', u'#sex', u'#boner', u'#texans', u'#intercourse']",6333,9199,"July 07, 2009"
"Is a term used to describe a teen that didn't just hit puberty, he beat the shit out of it. When a person is called man beast, it is usually because he hit puberty before a lot of other teens.",going man beast,Lalalalala69,"[u'#dang', u'#man', u'#beast', u'#beat', u'#puberty']",6516,7822,"February 20, 2014"
to video chat someone and not say a word. you mostly just stare at the screen and type things to the other person who is engaged in a video chat with you.,silent video chat,richardbanger,"[u'#silent', u'#quiet', u'#video chat', u'#video', u'#chat']",6238,6928,"April 07, 2009"
An ass so juicy you just can help but sink your teeth into it.,Vampire ass,shennica,"[u'#good butt', u'#nice rump', u'#fine ass', u'#bootylicious', u'#badunkadunk']",9579,7680,"February 22, 2014"
"Keep it on the down low. Keep it secret.Geeks only!HTTP is plain-text browser/server communication. The S adds a security layer, making it very hard to intercept communications (i.e., keeping it secret).",keep it https,7an,"[u'#secret', u'#down low', u'#encrypted', u'#secure', u'#classified']",6039,7739,"March 01, 2010"
To pull a lie off so great that it's worthy of a nomination.,Oscar,32sixCubed,"[u'#schemer', u'#lier', u'#cheater', u'#oscar', u'#and the winner is....']",8093,6556,"February 03, 2009"
"1. An annoying ex-reality tv star that manged to get everywhere on TV
 2. Someone who has only starred in one thing in thier misrable acting career and spend the remains of thier pay in beer then do drugs to get noticed or shag a famous person. Often sighted on Celebrity Big Brother because they couldn't pay thier rent and got thrown in for the money and expect fame.",Z-list celebrity,Edlim,"[u'#celebrity', u'#z-list celebrity', u'#z-list', u'#z', u'#list']",4897,5684,"August 13, 2006"
Ejaculating on someones picture/photo.,Paying tribute,Tributary,"[u'#cum', u'#cumming', u'#jacking-off', u'#facial', u'#jizz', u'#masterbation']",7557,6600,"January 28, 2014"
- The breakfast of true fraternity brothers which allows them to start off the day correctly. Although a very simple recipe it helps further separate bros from normal society.- Broatmeal = oatmeal + milk + protein powder,broatmeal,HCSig,"[u'#bro', u'#brah', u'#frat boy', u'#fraternity', u'#oatmeal', u'#broatmeal', u'#milk', u'#protein powder']",4753,6798,"March 18, 2011"
"1. Sneezing so violently it causes you to shake, making it look like you are also having a seizure.2. Sneezing and having a seizure at the same time.",Sneizure,Neith,"[u'#seizure', u'#sneeze', u'#shaking', u'#violently', u'#seizgasm']",6143,5961,"January 31, 2011"
"a man with all the necessary characteristics and qualities to be complete. consisting of:
the smooth talking and 'make you feel good' skills of the player
the sexual pleasing abilities and protection of the parolee
to satisfy financially and be profitable like the professional
and to be sweet and caring and giving like the pushover
 origin-
whereabouts are unknown as they are the hardest men to find.",urban renaissance man,stephanie villeda,"[u'#urban', u'#renaissance', u'#man', u'#player', u'#pushover', u'#parolee', u'#professional', u'#impossible', u'#to', u'#find', u'#yet', u'#highly', u'#desired']",3865,5286,"June 26, 2007"
similar to time management; the ability to manage your tabs before they inundate the top of your browser and make it annoying to switch tabs,tab management,Rozan,"[u'#time management', u'#browsing', u'#internet', u'#tabbing', u'#computer', u'#chrome']",4369,5484,"January 28, 2014"
"The last year to appear the same upside down as it did right side up. 2002 would do so on a calculator, but that technically is outside the limits of this distinction.",1961,Diggity Monkeez,[],5980,6073,"January 05, 2005"
"Abbreviation for: you only live once, might as well make it tastyA phrase used as a means to rationalize an inhumanely high intake of unhealthy but delicious foods or beverages: cake, ice cream, any 'all-you-can-eat' restaurant meal, etc...",yolomawmit,mawmitqueen,"[u'#yolo', u'#ayce', u'#fatass', u'#whore', u'#overweight', u'#loser', u'#stupid', u'#full figured']",4624,7643,"February 02, 2014"
Taking on the night life after taking care of business during the day.,going batman,Billy Poor,"[u'#batman', u'#partying', u'#night owl', u'#hard in the paint', u'#24/7', u'#bad ass.']",11840,10512,"September 24, 2013"
"Sex only on Anniversaries, Birthdays and Christmas",abc sex,sandraooh,"[u'#sex', u'#married', u'#bored', u'#consumation', u'#denied']",26765,10191,"May 03, 2006"
"A phrase used in the brony community, a reminder that the show teaches us to be nice to everyone, even internet trolls. Commonly seen in pony images with the caption ""I'm gonna love and tolerate the shit out of you.""",Love and Tolerate,ditzy doo,"[u'#brony', u'#bronies', u'#my little pony', u'#friendship is magic', u'#parasprite', u'#troll']",5144,7834,"December 29, 2011"
"A word spawned by combining ""bro"" with another word, the end result leaving both words separately identifiable without severely altering the sound of either.",Portmanbro,Broam Chomsky,"[u'#portmanteau', u'#bro', u'#bromance', u'#popped collar', u'#rugby shirt', u'#brah']",4953,6962,"August 22, 2009"
a phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.,and then I found five dollars,defying gravity,[],21337,9563,"May 23, 2004"
to hitch a walk under a stranger's umbrella when it's raining.,umbrella hitchhike,thejellybeanjunkie,"[u'#hitchhiking', u'#rainy', u'#hitchhiker', u'#hitch', u'#hike']",6342,6562,"December 04, 2010"
"A transition from napping/cuddling to sensual foreplay, followed by passionate, (rough) sex... aka, I really want to hold you and be close, but let's go to pound town on the fuck truck.
 Simply put, it's a cuddle that turns into a fuck.  And it's really good.  Also referred to as SF, or SFing.
______________________________________",snugglefuck,loves to SF,"[u'#cuddle', u'#fuck', u'#snuggle', u'#sex', u'#foreplay', u'#boobs', u'#cock', u'#rough sex', u'#pound town', u'#fuck truck']",8836,8110,"March 19, 2009"
A lover or significant other,Bae,bubbless,"[u'#boo', u'#lover', u'#significant other', u'#boyfriend', u'#girlfriend']",10963,11097,"August 11, 2006"
A threelationship; a relationship with three partners,Throuple,Austin Broach,"[u'#threelationship', u'#partners', u'#threesome', u'#counterparts', u'#relationship']",6580,8804,"February 25, 2008"
"Expressions or actions performed that causes your boner to go into ""shock"" or go back into the flaccid stage.",Boner Shock,MR. B3NNY,"[u'#boner', u'#shock', u'#scared', u'#hard', u'#flaccid']",17551,10009,"December 09, 2010"
"a nicer way of telling someone ""get lost and leave me alone""",get off my planet,sexydimma,"[u'#david', u'#adam', u'#sinking', u'#titanic', u'#to save your sinking titanic', u'#homework']",5774,7639,"January 06, 2014"
an all male gay cruise,banana boat,truck drivin jim,"[u'#dick dinghy', u'#banana split', u'#love boat', u'#ship shape', u'#boat bait']",6735,6598,"April 09, 2009"
"A person on any type of online gaming voice chat, whose voice is really high, resulting from not going through puberty yet, or their voice cracking alot. Typically ages 6-14. (yes, 6 year olds play COD)",Squeaker,bobertdupp,"[u'#squeaker', u'#call of duty', u'#team fortress 2', u'#swagfag', u'#pre-pubescent']",6287,7102,"June 17, 2013"
"A combination of the words ""fat"" and ""happy""",Fappy,M-Dizzle Fo Shizzle,"[u'#fat', u'#happy', u'#not sad', u'#not skinny', u'#gitty']",6079,8999,"February 05, 2006"
"The act of texting while taking a shit. Sometimes, the textee is unaware that the texter is shitting. ",Shexting,eeemma_aras,"[u'#shext message', u'#shit', u'#shitting', u'#shitter', u'#text', u'#txt', u'#texting', u'#txting', u'#messaging', u'#pooping', u'#toilet']",7572,7797,"January 21, 2009"
"A Facebook friend that gives up their 'likes' almost indiscriminately. Typically they will 'like' almost any post you make, regardless of how mundane or 'unlikeworthy' it actually was.",easy like,wxflurry,"[u'#facebook', u'#like', u'#comment', u'#status', u'#facebook friend', u'#facebook like', u'#facebook whore', u'#unlike', u'#likeworthy', u'#unlikeworthy']",9582,10825,"October 29, 2013"
same as penis but different,paynus,quinton,[],5704,7230,"November 24, 2004"
"The façade of being a stable, normal, attractive, & healthy person on a first date; similar to a game face for any difficult situation. Will lead to a second date but easily dissolves by the third.",date face,timbre,"[u'#dating', u'#serial dater', u'#relationships', u'#game face', u'#date']",5566,6302,"January 29, 2014"
y u mad,¯\_(ツ)_/¯,prodddd,"[u'#umad', u'#\xaf\\(\u30c4)/\xaf', u'#ascii face', u'#starcraft', u'#destiny', u'#\xaf\\_(\u30c4)_/\xaf']",11135,7564,"June 20, 2011"
"the feeling of relief, happiness, excitement, and euphoria one feels when their team wins a game in the final moments of a game.",sportgasm,Señor Verde,"[u'#orgasm', u'#relief', u'#sports', u'#football', u'#soccer']",3613,4536,"December 09, 2009"
"One of the ultimate insults and comebacks of the world, along with ""So's your face"", ""That's what she said"" and ""Ya Mum"".
 It is said either by the person who insulted you, or a by stander who witnessed the insultation.
 Can be used quite effectively with others in the ""Ultimate Insult"" group.",Oh Burn,Nothing But Rock,"[u'#ultimate insult', u'#insult', u'#comeback', u'#ya mum', u""#so's your face"", u""#that's what she said""]",4750,5927,"September 05, 2008"
Having an orgasm before making an important decision.,Tactical Orgasm,"'Fuck Yeah!', Inc.","[u'#meetings', u'#cumming', u'#strategies', u'#decision-making', u'#masturbation']",7277,5524,"July 09, 2013"
A marlin is a hot ass chick -- similar to pulling in a massive fish against all odds. Pictures are usually taken with the marlin (to share on Facebook later). A mullet is the opposite -- similar to reeling in a line and wondering how that fish ate your bait.,Marlin vs. Mullet,anonymous,"[u'#fish', u'#marlin', u'#mullet', u'#pull', u'#pulling']",3209,5383,"January 28, 2014"
"CBA = Can't Be Arsed.
 CBA is a severe form of laziness.  
 Often comparable to a psychological/medical condition.  CBA is most common in teenagers around the age of 16-17 years of age.",cba,Paul O'R,[],4878,5971,"May 12, 2004"
"You mange to make it through the first day of a new work week on Monday, and by Tuesday you realize you already used up all your tolerance for working for the man, and the weekend oasis is still far away.",tuesday slump,Larry the Lamb,"[u'#tuesday romp', u'#vandelaying', u'#shishkebab', u'#humpday eve', u'#faversham']",4676,5017,"October 02, 2013"
(adj): the condition of only liking one penis,monopenis,AwkwardCookie,"[u'#sexual', u'#adjective', u'#faithful', u'#committed', u'#love']",6274,5901,"April 16, 2013"
When you are trying to explain one of your deep thoughts to your friend and your friend switches subjects to talk about a completely random and pointless topic.,Thought Blocked,Miller Bro,"[u'#thought', u'#thinking', u'#deep', u'#philosophical', u'#random', u'#annoying', u'#blocked']",5722,5199,"January 19, 2013"
The person from whom you score weed.,chrontact,Julia W.,"[u'#contact', u'#chronic', u'#weed', u'#score', u'#deal']",5586,5440,"January 28, 2008"
A sarcastic phrase used to point out someone's pessimism or inability to enjoy positive situations.,you must be fun at parties,Ares Gunther,"[u'#pessimism', u'#pessimistic', u'#no fun', u'#you must be fun at a party', u'#party pooper']",6752,5506,"December 29, 2008"
"To be extremely drunk, high or a mixture of both. The term is derived from the extreme inebriation most commonly experienced by white females between age 17 to 27.",White Girl Wasted,daluved1,"[u'#wgw', u'#wasted', u'#shit faced', u'#baked', u'#sober', u'#white girl drunk']",8335,6746,"May 22, 2010"
"Laying down flat on the toilet to pee. Usually necessary due to a boner, because you’re not sure about your aim, or you’re bored with standard peeing strategies.",Horizontal Peeing,anonymous,"[u'#peeing', u'#pissing', u'#toilet', u'#boner', u'#toilette']",7326,7571,"January 08, 2014"
"When after a three-day weekend or vacation your first day back at work falls on a day other than Monday. The sensation of Monday is present, only worse.",Effective Monday,Casey Fleming,"[u'#monday', u'#vacation', u'#three-day weekend', u'#work week', u'#labor day']",6732,6083,"September 04, 2007"
A BlackBerry Storm or similar BlackBerry phone that is trying to compete with an Apple iPhone. It doesn't quiet measure up.,bPhone,word333,"[u'#iphone', u'#blackberry', u'#cell phone', u'#camera phone', u'#picture phone']",5396,7390,"May 27, 2009"
"a person who is sexually attracted to people with glassesrelated: sapiosexual, geek freak, naughty librarian",Spectaphile,naughtylibrarian,"[u'#glasses fetish', u'#sapiosexual', u'#geek freak', u'#naughty librarian', u'#sexy glasses']",7757,6432,"March 19, 2013"
When a parent (usually the father) will hold back their child from starting kindergarten for a year solely for the belief that an extra year of physical development will pay off athletically once the child is in high school ten years later.,kindergarten redshirt,The Sports Mechanic,"[u'#sports', u'#athletics', u'#kindergarten', u'#kindergarden', u'#kintergarten']",5848,6869,"February 08, 2013"
"When you put a beer bottle in your mouth, and keep your mouth wrapped around it all day.",mouth hugging,anonymous,"[u'#mouth', u'#hugging', u'#drink', u'#beer', u'#beers']",4730,7504,"January 16, 2014"
"a quick method of cleaning by taking a wet wash cloth under ""each wing"" and ""the tail""; meaning the armpits and the crotch region",airplane bath,Elizatreyred,"[u'#bath', u'#airplane', u'#quick', u'#wing', u'#tail']",5882,6469,"October 28, 2013"
A self imposed period free from masturbation. Often employed by single men as a strategy to improve productivity at work and in other life pursuits. Regularly used in conjunction with a set end date or target time frame. Should be used with caution as is considered by many to present considerable health hazards.,Mastabbatical,TheProcessOwner,"[u'#masturbate', u'#masturbation', u'#masturbbatical', u'#masturbatical', u'#mastabatical', u'#wanking', u'#tosser', u'#tag', u'#tagging']",5172,6274,"August 16, 2013"
Someone with a crusty or cellulite forehead.,Cornbread Forehead,ACfan,"[u'#cornbread', u'#forehead', u'#cellulite', u'#insults', u'#trash-talk', u'#crusty']",6348,6052,"January 09, 2013"
"The sound a wrapped condom makes in your pocket when you move. The ""crinkle"" sound can sometimes be embarrassing, since you might think people around you know you are ""carrying"".",Condom Crinkle,MadMikey,"[u'#condom', u'#love glove', u'#condomating', u'#contraceptive', u'#safe sex']",5941,6878,"May 16, 2013"
When you set your clocks ahead ten minutes to trick yourself into being early for things.,Daylate savings time,Mr. Lernon,"[u'#daylight', u'#savings time', u'#clocks', u'#late', u'#trick', u'#mindtrick']",7253,5910,"October 28, 2013"
"When you and another man have both had sex on the same specific piece of furniture (couch, bed, dresser, pool table, etc.)
If you and another woman have both had sex on the same specific piece of furniture but not with each other, then you are furniture sisters.",furniture brother,Dan Matison,"[u'#furniture brother', u'#furniture sister', u'#eskimo brother', u'#eskimo sister', u'#weiner brother']",5270,6733,"August 18, 2013"
"A person who prefers to view a live musical performance through the screen of his or her camera/phone, thus blocking the view of the concertgoers behind the camera.",Cameragoer,Ol'skool,"[u'#nuisance', u'#amature photographer', u'#you tube', u'#concertgoer', u'#fan', u'#screen', u'#impediment']",3484,4296,"August 19, 2013"
"A weather system that results in record-breaking cold temperatures. Can also be used as euphemism for ""really fucking cold"" or ""fucking freezing.""",polar vortex,dazed.konfuzed,"[u'#cold', u'#freeze', u'#freezing', u'#arctic', u'#blizzard', u'#storm', u'#weather', u'#frigid', u'#frozen', u'#vortex', u'#polar', u'#north pole', u'#south pole', u'#temperature', u'#chill', u'#bitter', u'#frostbite', u'#winter']",4945,4873,"January 04, 2014"
"Banter that relates to the activities of Al-Qaeda, or more significantly the late Osama Bin-Laden.",talibanter,Brett Longshaft,"[u'#banter', u'#taliban', u'#osama', u'#bin', u'#laden', u'#al', u'#qaeda']",3470,5370,"May 05, 2011"
The act of brushing your teeth multiple times right before a dentist appointment.,dental rush,amatwiedle,"[u'#dentist', u'#oral', u'#teeth', u'#rush', u'#dental']",5747,4557,"September 23, 2013"
When you volunteer to help with something and immediately regret doing so.,Volunteer's remorse,scribbled out,"[u'#volunteer', u'#regret', u'#voluntold', u""#buyer's remorse"", u'#what was i thinking?']",5609,4627,"August 22, 2013"
Is the art of freeballing it while wearing army style pants.,commandoflauge,Cheffy 71,"[u'#army', u'#pants', u'#undies', u'#freeballing', u'#clothes']",4377,5129,"October 28, 2013"
A very rare fictional concept used by some mystical factions to assign a day where the members of said factions are not to actually meet with one another in hopes of improving individual productivity.,no meeting day,baconaid,"[u'#fictional', u'#farse', u'#made-up', u'#smoking crack', u'#puff-puff pass']",4002,5005,"January 17, 2013"
A phrase to tell people youre high without actually saying it.,got my contacts in,manwithspecialeyes,"[u'#high', u'#weed', u'#blazed', u'#zooted', u'#marijuana']",6718,5325,"October 04, 2013"
Waking up after a night of drinking nothing but Vodka.,Russian Morning,Iatehisliverwithsomefavabeans,"[u'#russian', u'#vodka', u'#drunk', u'#hangover', u'#alcohol']",5829,5711,"August 01, 2013"
"N. Love interest or committed companion/partner. Abbreviation for ""Significant Other""",Sigother,brianfest,"[u'#partner', u'#spouse', u'#love interest', u'#significant other', u'#common law']",5033,7052,"July 18, 2009"
Blasting such a disgusting rotten shit smelling fart that it cases people to believe there is a sewer leak in the area.,Sewage Fart,Creeping Death Corpse,"[u'#blasting farts', u'#toasted treasures', u'#ass gobblins', u'#intestinal distress', u'#rotting eggs', u'#corpse aroma']",7406,6886,"August 05, 2013"
Ruling class of wealthy spoiled children that grew old but never grew up.,Plutobrat,Wisdom Seeker,"[u'#plutocrats', u'#plutoprats', u'#aristocrats', u'#aristobrats', u'#prats']",5528,6820,"March 16, 2013"
When you put your troubles at the feet of Almighty Google and find yourself a miracle.,Praise Google Christ!,MDub75,"[u'#praise', u'#google', u'#christ', u'#troubles', u'#miracle', u'#answer', u'#jesus', u'#religion', u'#computer']",5915,7087,"September 11, 2013"
"1. camouflage consisting of red, green, and white.2. Wearing a hodgepodge of Christmas colors in an unfashionable manor.",christmas fatigues,DRFNM,"[u'#christmas', u'#christmas chic', u'#hodgepodge', u'#camouflage', u'#christmas camo']",3331,5320,"November 05, 2013"
"The equivalent of a a facepalm (used out of disgust/defeat at having to entertain the musings of a moron), specifically used when dealing with a religious fundamentalist gomer, who reflexively recites hypocritical psychotic monkey garbage in the absence of any rational thought.",facepsalm,craftywolf,"[u'#gomer', u'#zealot', u'#fundamentalist', u'#moron', u'#hypocrite']",3666,6388,"April 01, 2013"
To ogle or Eye fuck a stranger during the Christmas season.,Eggnogling,Heavysemi,"[u'#eggnogled', u'#eggnogle', u'#christmas', u'#eggnog ogling', u'#eggnogler']",5035,4794,"November 04, 2013"
"A household that is run by a pet. Specifically a dog. What the dog wants, it gets, and when it wants it. Typically the owners do not see the scenario at all and comment on their ""wonderful pet"". Outsiders and friends though can see the caos and true pecking order.",Canine whipped,MtIronWalker,"[u'#dog', u'#pet', u'#weak owner', u'#feeble', u'#whipped']",3457,3718,"September 18, 2013"
When you hold in a poop at the dinner table so long that you start to sweat.,Dinner Sweats,DrDinnerSweat,"[u'#dinner', u'#sweat', u'#poop', u'#holding in', u'#dookey']",5478,4600,"March 06, 2013"
"An exhortation to be calm and take things in stride - akin to ""get a grip"" or ""chill"".",shit no bricks,dexter sinister,"[u'#chill out', u'#be calm', u'#get a grip', u'#fear not', u'#have confidence']",4640,5494,"November 27, 2013"
"A fetish involving a desire to engage in sexual activity with man made constructions. These may include, buildings, houses, towers and bridges.",Constructophilia,Bridgelover69,"[u'#bridge', u'#fetish', u'#sex', u'#house', u'#building']",3881,5338,"July 07, 2013"
"The anger occurring after someone accidentally wakes you up during, or on the precipice of a nap.",Sleepy Bear Syndrome,Mranonymous,"[u'#bear', u'#sleepy', u'#nap', u'#bed', u'#wake up', u'#wake', u'#up', u'#wrath']",6121,4326,"June 30, 2013"
The act of repeatedly leaning back on a recliner and leaning up again.,Recliner Sit-Ups,Atheistzilla,"[u'#recliner', u'#situp', u'#furniture', u'#exercise', u'#lazy ass']",4366,4506,"June 29, 2013"
"Someone who you know personally, and by the power of facebook turns into this magical philosopher, problem solver, visionary speaker and just a general complainer of life who doesn't know shit from clay and you know for a fact they are the stupidest dweeb ever!",facebook shithead,The_Def_Master,"[u'#fucking compalainer', u'#facebook fucker', u'#shithead', u'#annoying people', u'#whatever']",5571,4409,"December 03, 2013"
What you become if someone walks close behind you to avoid getting hassled by charity collectors in the street.,Human charity shield,Swedge,"[u'#people', u'#donation', u'#defence', u'#dodge', u'#oxfam', u'#students']",4671,4260,"June 03, 2013"
to admire someone for their fatherly qualities; to love someone as a father figure,dadmire,Dadmirer123,"[u'#dad', u'#brad', u'#admire', u'#platonic', u'#love']",4404,4952,"October 29, 2013"
"When a girl (or woman that thinks she is still a girl) wears booty shorts where both cheeks are hanging out. This is is not to be confused with well known phrase ""two sheets to the wind"" signifiying that a person is drunk.",Two cheeks to the wind,Deepthoughts,"[u'#cheeks', u'#wind', u'#lohan', u'#age appropriate', u'#booty']",4248,4892,"July 01, 2013"
"A syndrome, usually diagnosed in single people who are subscribed to any online dating service, characterized by a persistent pattern of impulsiveness, a short attention span, and often hyperactivity, and interfering especially with ever maintaining a long and lasting relationship.",attention dating deficit disorder,timbre,"[u'#dating', u'#serial dater', u'#online dating', u'#dateoholic', u'#date', u'#dating frenzy']",2536,3782,"December 12, 2013"
"Sin City, Nevada, where people go in the hopes of winning it big, but usually end up just losing their shirts .",Loss Vegas,QuacksO,"[u'#sink city', u'#money pit', u'#rat hole', u'#money madness', u'#bankruptcy heaven']",4419,4742,"December 09, 2013"
Dancefloor banking is where drunken online banking is done to release money for the night. Always regretted in the morning.,dancefloor banking,Jose Skofieldo,"[u'#dancefloor', u'#banking', u'#drunk', u'#night out', u'#music']",3144,4034,"December 08, 2013"
"1) Overusing exclamation points in a vain and failing attempt to make your writing sound more exciting. Trying to put more ""bang"" in your prose, but looking instead like you have exclamation point diarrhea.
 2) Obsessively talking about sex, or ""banging."" An oral disorder usually found in those who aren't actually having sex.",bangorrhea,Dildorgasm,"[u'#sharies', u'#tasties', u'#sother', u'#sex', u'#fuck', u'#screw', u'#intercourse', u'#shag', u'#hump', u'#bone', u'#hit', u'#hot', u'#tap', u'#gang', u'#nail', u'#sexy', u'#penis', u'#pussy', u'#cock', u'#boom', u'#slam', u'#slut', u'#finger', u'#do', u'#bang', u'#banging', u'#smash', u'#whore', u'#vagina', u'#pork', u'#make love', u'#cum', u'#ass', u'#dick', u'#shit', u'#pound', u'#love', u'#fucking', u'#horny', u'#bitch', u'#banged', u'#head', u'#anal', u'#sexual intercourse', u'#beat', u'#rape', u'#girl', u'#boink', u'#big', u'#rail', u'#banger', u'#ho', u'#fight', u'#chick']",2811,3823,"March 04, 2009"
"to be down with your husband/wife no matter what, through it all the good and the bad.",ride or die,Fatima,[],8396,5474,"April 01, 2004"
When someone walks in front of you getting to their seats at a sports event and they choose to go facing you. If you are still sitting down then it will be their crotch to your face. This is considered poor practice and should be replaced by their backside in your face.,crotch-first,rollaricedan,"[u'#feetfirst', u'#crotchfirst', u'#head first', u'#crotch', u'#backside walking']",4138,5046,"December 06, 2013"
when your dog hears something and its ears go up and get all stiff,ear boner,thelordtoe,"[u'#ear', u'#boner', u'#dog', u'#ears', u'#sound']",6658,5404,"August 31, 2011"
"An Alzheimer's Purchase is when you buy something online that takes so long to be delivered, you forgot you ordered it in the first place.",Alzheimer's Purchase,AluMiNuM7777,"[u""#alzheimer's"", u'#purchase', u'#alzheimer', u'#shopping', u'#online', u'#aluminum7777']",5459,5327,"December 03, 2013"
"Walking directly behind someone who is pushing through a crowd, to avoid having to push through the crowd yourself. Only works if you stay in the empty area directly behind the person in front of you. Usually done behind someone tall or buff.",crowd slipstreaming,LotteHaichu,"[u'#crowd', u'#slipstream', u'#tall', u'#people', u'#large']",5233,5106,"December 02, 2013"
Cyber-sex. Online roleplaying mimicking sexual intercourse.,cyber,Gumba Gumba,[],5094,5271,"February 22, 2004"
A group of people surround a lone person on the dancefloor and when appropriate begin twerking aggressively on the person in the middle. The tighter the circle during the twerk the better. It is typically performed during r & b or rap music.,Circle twerk,Ilovetofeeldirty,"[u'#twerk', u'#jerk', u'#circle jerk', u'#twerking', u'#tweak']",4902,6011,"November 30, 2013"
"Long winded, boring, nauseating, uninteresting description of an event or the story of someone's life.",story vomit,aussieankie,"[u'#nauseating', u'#boring', u'#uninteresting', u'#long winded', u'#story']",6338,6098,"November 25, 2013"
"Bastardization of 'Thnx,' which is a bastardization of 'Thanx,' which is a bastardization of 'Thanks,' which is a bastardization of 'Thank You.'",thx,bastardized bottomburp,[],9057,7058,"March 23, 2003"
"An oral condition that is the undesired result of consuming too many sodium injected foods, such as ham. The main symptom of ham tongue is a perpetual and unquenchable thirst accompanied by a lack of saliva.",ham tongue,Gwenner,"[u'#cotton mouth', u'#dry mouth', u'#salivating', u'#drooling', u'#ham tounge', u'#salty']",4517,6770,"November 25, 2013"
"A common cause of stress, often leading to paralysis and even death resulting from an overloaded email inbox.",inboxia,toddsc,"[u'#paralysis', u'#illness', u'#email', u'#inbox', u'#overload']",5682,6189,"February 23, 2011"
To bury someones face in a pile of canine of love and affection.,puppy bukakke,TheyArrasid,"[u'#present', u'#puppy', u'#puppy bukake', u'#gift', u'#bukakke']",5280,7050,"November 22, 2013"
"When a manager says ""we"" and means ""you""",managerial we,Randomdude11,"[u'#manager', u'#we', u'#you', u'#workingfortheman', u'#boss']",6635,5779,"November 22, 2013"
"When you try to type ""Go fuck yourself"", but you auto correct turned it to that. Also can happen if you have large thumbs, and you type ""go fuck yourself""",go duck yourself,NotADuck,"[u'#go', u'#fuck', u'#your', u'#self', u'#duck', u'#grammar']",6745,5995,"November 20, 2013"
The disorder in which a person experiences excessive anger towards those who smack their food or breathe too heavily.,Misophonia,Robert Down-On-Me Jr.,"[u'#food', u'#smacking', u'#misofone', u'#misophona', u'#mizophone']",5683,6112,"July 09, 2012"
Sieze the night. The oposite of carpe diem. Get work done durring the night and sleep all day!,carpe noctem,ADXin,[],6394,5837,"May 23, 2004"
Laughing hella hard,lhh,morgwils97,"[u'#laugh', u'#hella', u'#hard', u'#lhh', u'#lol']",4725,6575,"July 09, 2013"
Being so content with your fantasy football roster that you feel the urge to masturbate to it.,Rosterbating,jakedasnake HHHHHHHHHHHHh,"[u'#muslim brownie', u'#nutty professor', u'#legsma', u'#fallopian fever', u'#blow motion', u'#weba', u'#ltd']",4497,5053,"September 16, 2010"
"It's when you see a group of girls or guys and they look hot, but when you see each person individually they are NOT, that an effect, when they are in groups they look hot.",Cheerleader effect,Bryan MG,"[u'#cheerleader', u'#effect', u'#group', u'#hot', u'#individually']",6907,5427,"December 13, 2008"
Running fully clothed through a nudist colony.,Reverse Streaking,Ipoopedinyourslippers,"[u'#streaking', u'#nudist', u'#reverse', u'#naked', u'#nude']",6784,4938,"November 13, 2013"
"Also known as 'laptop leg', this is when your foot and/or leg goes numb because of the way you are standing/sitting. Due to your avid interest in you device, however, you don't notice until it becomes painful.",phone foot,koolstas,"[u'#numb feet', u'#hyper-concentration', u'#pinched nerve', u'#fone-foot', u'#laptop legs']",3986,5460,"November 09, 2013"
"When you get a larger beer/drink than what you need, or perhaps even want. The bigger the drink, the cooler the guy/girl... That's the mentality that leads to overcupensating.",Overcupensating,Mycatlego,"[u'#beer', u'#drinking', u'#overcupensating', u'#booze', u'#macho moron', u'#28 ounces']",4107,5143,"November 10, 2013"
"N. The markings on the body from sleeping for an extended period of time, caused by blankets, clothing, or any other thing one would sleep on. Commonly found on the chest, face, and arms.",sleep tattoos,m_kobi,"[u'#impressions', u'#markings', u'#sleeping', u'#sleep', u'#red marks']",4663,4246,"November 10, 2013"
"noun; A fit of violent anger by an office worker due to nonperformance by equipment. Normally directed at printers, computers, phones, etc. Similar to: road rage.",office rage,koshka,"[u'#office', u'#rage', u'#anger', u'#printer', u'#computer']",4726,4185,"November 06, 2013"
"The process of repeatedly farting into a confined space or area, or on an item so as to infuse the space or item with the pure essence of the fart musk.",fart reduction,Poop Giggle,"[u'#fartpalm', u'#tootfuze', u'#fartbomb', u'#fart', u'#toot']",4469,5223,"November 05, 2013"
The act of trimming ones friends lists in various social media sites.,Friendscaping,Ershatz,"[u'#friends lists', u'#unfriend', u'#friend whore', u'#friendlist tidy', u'#friendlock']",5332,4412,"November 05, 2013"
"A special occasion recognized by the Google homepage. Google traditionally commemorates the event with some kind of doodle. Sometimes its an actual holiday like Valentines day, Chinese New Year, or Independence day for another country. Sometimes its an obscure reference to someone who died over a century ago.",Google Holiday,AwesomeMaxx,"[u'#google doodles', u'#google holiday war', u'#instant tradition', u'#special occassion', u'#google', u'#doodles', u'#logo', u'#cartoon', u'#independence', u'#holiday', u'#valentines', u'#new year', u'#celebrity']",3950,4080,"November 05, 2013"
People who smoke crack with their favourite politician.,crackstituents,Crackstituent1,"[u'#crack', u'#crackstituent', u'#crackstituents', u'#constituent', u'#constituents']",4870,4555,"November 05, 2013"
Grab a drink or smoke a cigarette,bend an elbow,Sassie ladie,"[u'#drink', u'#smoke', u'#wait', u'#time', u'#get away']",4765,5022,"November 03, 2013"
"A thought that you believe to be true. The ""facts"" are completely fabricated and are supported by zero empirical evidence whatsoever. The only qualifier is that you believe the fact to be true.",brain fact,choadeville,"[u'#bullshit', u'#lies', u'#factual statements', u'#fiction', u'#brian fact']",3793,4826,"November 03, 2013"
"A Facebook friend that gives up their 'likes' almost indiscriminately. Typically they will 'like' almost any post you make, regardless of how mundane or 'unlikeworthy' it actually was.",easy like,wxflurry,"[u'#facebook', u'#like', u'#comment', u'#status', u'#facebook friend', u'#facebook like', u'#facebook whore', u'#unlike', u'#likeworthy', u'#unlikeworthy']",9582,10825,"October 29, 2013"
"The day on which you give in to your computer's non-stop reminders and install lots of updates at once. No work may be done on the computer on this day, hence it being a ""Sabbath.""",Download Sabbath,CheezyTots141,"[u'#computer', u'#download', u'#system', u'#work', u'#laziness']",4272,4257,"October 29, 2013"
The game I watch during a commercial break of the game I'm really watching.,commercial game,pnuelmoto,"[u'#commercial', u'#game', u'#flip channels', u'#break', u'#halftime', u'#time outs', u'#the other game']",4648,4326,"October 28, 2013"
When something in nature looks like a dick.,nature's boner,howwonderfoo,"[u'#nature', u'#boner', u'#hill', u'#looks', u'#like', u'#dick']",5995,5427,"October 28, 2013"
Electronics replaced after water damage by begging the company to do it under warranty.,peefurbished,Norm_bone,"[u'#refurbished', u'#toilet phone', u'#used', u'#warranty', u'#water damage']",3873,5939,"October 27, 2013"
"v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and staying motionless/silent, like floating calmly on two nice soft billowy clouds. Opposite of motorboat.",motorfloating,culchan,"[u'#motorboat', u'#face plant into boobies', u'#boobies', u'#tithes', u'#breasts']",4203,4872,"October 28, 2013"
"A type of bad pun especially prevalent within the poor writing of low budget or basement project porn videos. These are especially noteworthy when the porno, the pun, or both are in reference to a popular slang or media element within the generation of the film's creation.",Bad porno pun,Cheese Cookie Monster,"[u'#low-budget', u'#porn', u'#porno', u'#pun', u'#slang']",4065,5666,"October 24, 2013"
Somone who has never eaten meat. A vegetarian from birth,Birth Vegan,Spinroyd,"[u'#meat eater', u'#carnivore', u'#vegetarian', u'#vegan', u'#omnivore.']",5332,7400,"October 23, 2013"
An excuse to blow off a date or appointment.,wash the cat,EastCoastBronco,"[u'#excuse', u'#brush off', u'#cop out', u'#ditch', u'#dodge']",7324,6889,"October 20, 2013"
Business entity where one can purchase vehicles or have vehicle maintenance and repairs performed at exorbitant prices. Remember to bend over and bring lots of lube. Variant of dealership.,stealership,ScottyG,"[u'#ride', u'#car', u'#whip', u'#vehicle', u'#dealership']",5511,6439,"October 05, 2005"
Watching tv and letting the knowledge come to you,Passive learning,Erni,"[u'#learning', u'#tv', u'#chillin', u'#smart', u'#knowledge']",6306,5764,"October 20, 2013"
"Maury, Jerry Springer, and any show that purposefully uses the extremely poor and/or desperate uneducated people to exploit them for the purpose of entertainment.",poverty porn,Nenona571,"[u'#poverty', u'#porn', u'#exploitation', u'#exploitative', u'#reality tv', u'#race', u'#ethnic', u'#ethnicity', u'#ebonics']",6314,6231,"October 18, 2013"
This is the point in your life where you pour the largest amount of bullshit you can muster into a paper. And then send it to colleges.,College essays,AKewlName,"[u'#college', u'#essay', u'#bullshit', u'#bs', u'#senior', u'#yolo']",5836,5940,"October 20, 2013"
"NOUN
whiplash of the nipple or nipples.  
Extreme soreness of the nipple or nipples from seatbelt or clothing malfunction.",niplash,AnonMS,"[u'#whiplash', u'#nipple', u'#nipples', u'#accident', u'#seatbelt']",6036,6003,"June 18, 2007"
Methodically learning another person's routine in order to systematically avoid them.,antistalking,Clearly,"[u'#anti-stalking', u'#anti stalking', u'#stalking', u'#stalker', u'#antistalker']",8565,5516,"October 13, 2013"
"The inability to remember to plug a cell phone in to recharge occasionally, thus resulting in a battery-dead device.",charger-challenged,PoorDavid,"[u'#iphone', u'#cell phone', u'#charger', u'#battery', u'#re-charge', u'#power', u'#plug-in']",5368,5751,"October 13, 2013"
"A loud English person, typically american.",anglo-klaxon,jparadis,"[u'#loud', u'#english', u'#american', u'#klaxon', u'#obnoxious']",4696,5441,"October 13, 2013"
A guy you meet at a concert or music festival that you dance (or whatever) with for one song or even the whole time you're there. Usually you pick a guy you've never seen and will probably never see again. Sometimes relationships or friendships can form. Sometimes this is more like a one night (concert) stand situation.,concert boyfriend,Alifroyaknow,"[u'#boyfriend', u'#concert', u'#one night stand', u'#dance partner', u'#music festival', u'#love', u'#music', u'#friendship', u'#bffs', u'#relationships']",3646,4847,"October 13, 2013"
"When someone, usually trying to be gangster, is stressing how he does not like how something is run or what they didn't do in a situation.",ain't about that life,InnerSol,"[u'#against', u'#opposite', u'#contrary', u'#disgust', u'#ghetto']",4894,5102,"October 13, 2013"
"The anniversary of the day you started working at a particular business. Not normally celebrated (unless it's a big one like 10 years, 20 years, etc) but sometimes acknowledged by the person, co-workers or the boss.",Work birthday,Brickdictionary118,"[u'#birthday', u'#anniversary', u'#work', u'#employment', u'#boss', u'#co-worker']",3280,4727,"October 12, 2013"
Nerdspeak for Pabst Blue Ribbon. The chemical symbol for Phosphorus Bromide is PBr. PBR is the acronym for Pabst Blue Ribbon.,Phosphorus Bromide,IKnowPhysics,"[u'#pbr', u'#pabst blue ribbon', u'#pabst', u'#beer', u'#phosphorus bromide']",4431,4692,"October 12, 2013"
"One who cuddles with intent.Generally to escalate to penetration, but always to grind one's genitals against another person; regardless of their state of consciousness",active cuddler,pseudo-Jason,"[u'#aggressive cuddler', u'#active snuggler', u'#aggressive snuggler', u'#dry-hump enthusiast', u'#sneak attack']",4627,4595,"October 12, 2013"
The red marks you get on your elbows/forearms from resting your arms on your knees after having spent a long time on the toilet.,Concentration marks,Ruffa,"[u'#concentration', u'#pooping', u'#red marks', u'#toilet', u'#long time']",4206,4240,"October 12, 2013"
The ability to masturbate with equal efficiency using either hand.,fapidextrous,doc_hol,"[u'#fap', u'#jerk-off', u'#masturbate', u'#stroke', u'#penis']",7050,5350,"October 05, 2013"
"A term used by people making Vines, to do ANYTHING it takes for entertainment or comedic purposes.",do it for the vine,Vine Master,"[u'#vine', u'#funny', u'#real', u'#comedy', u'#dare']",6146,5930,"October 03, 2013"
Noun. An exposure of breast or genitalia by a good friend.,friend flash,froggster93,"[u'#flash', u'#friend', u'#boob', u'#penis', u'#vagina']",5848,5332,"October 03, 2013"
"""behind paywall, didn't read""Etymology: An adaptation of tl;dr.",bp;dr,Neurobonkers,"[u'#tl;dr', u'#paywall', u'#open access', u""#behind paywall didn't read"", u'#science']",4120,6360,"June 17, 2013"
A member of the media who will alter their story and reporting based on financial interests or other ties with usually partisan individuals or groups.,presstitute,Nicholas Sasson,"[u'#press', u'#media', u'#prostitute', u'#prostitution', u'#sellout', u'#whore']",4575,5064,"February 09, 2006"
you care too much about how you look. about how other people look. about what you say and do and what other people say and do. it's ocd with eyeshadow.,superficial,yo mama =),"[u'#bitchy', u'#stupid', u'#hairspray', u'#makeup', u'#barbie']",6208,5499,"May 26, 2006"
"When an individual has no affinity for any sex, only love for pomegranates.",pomosexuality,slicedkiwis,"[u'#pomegranate', u'#orange', u'#chinese', u'#fruit', u'#fuck', u'#pomegranite', u'#palm']",5922,5862,"September 27, 2013"
"Similar to bed time, but takes place about 5 minutes prior. It's that special time of night when, you guessed it, masterbation occurs.",beat time,LosrDogg,"[u'#bed time', u'#masturbate', u'#masturbation', u'#beat off', u'#beat', u'#time', u'#jerk', u'#wank', u'#jerk off', u'#flog']",5848,4866,"July 26, 2009"
"When a car gets stuck between two larger trucks/trailers/etc. on single (sometimes multi-laned) roads. Often happens in industrial areas, construction zones, and around dicks.",Car Sandwich,BLund,"[u'#bad luck', u'#road rage', u'#big rig', u'#driving', u'#open road']",3681,4774,"September 26, 2013"
"Noun. The microscopic particles of urine that bounce off of the urinal when urinating. Some or most of these microscopic droplets of urine end up on the urinator's pants, depending on the urinal.",backspray,TEBfan,"[u'#urinal', u'#urine', u'#peeing', u'#bathroom', u'#pants', u'#ew', u'#darn', u'#fail']",3773,4356,"June 09, 2009"
Wasting time and energy. Being generally unproductive even though you have a lot of very important stuff to do.,congressing,TBRADNC,"[u'#lazy', u'#ineffective', u'#wasteful', u'#congresing', u'#sleepy']",4482,3149,"June 28, 2013"
"Much like in the game of chess, a bathroom stalemate is when two people are in a public restroom and neither wants to be the first to go, so both sit silently in their respective stalls as they wait for the other to leave, or for some loud noise to disguise their business.",bathroom stalemate,TheRealIP,"[u'#secret pooper', u'#bathroom shy', u'#awkward moment', u'#poop', u'#public']",4063,3559,"September 26, 2013"
Something that as soon as it is done becomes decided upon to repeat the next year and years to come. Does not necessarily have to had been done previous years to be defined an instant tradition.,instant tradition,Radkomir,"[u'#tradition', u'#instant', u'#fuck', u'#you', u'#kyle']",3292,3536,"September 26, 2013"
Taking on the night life after taking care of business during the day.,going batman,Billy Poor,"[u'#batman', u'#partying', u'#night owl', u'#hard in the paint', u'#24/7', u'#bad ass.']",11840,10512,"September 24, 2013"
A golden shower where the victim and the offender are one and the same.,golden selfie,setophaga,"[u'#golden shower', u'#wet pants', u'#peed pants', u'#pissed', u'#peed']",3657,4183,"September 24, 2013"
"Someone (usually a friend) who accompanies you to an in-person meeting arranged via Craigslist to provide support in case of anything going wrong (ex: the Craigslist person being dangerous, creepy, or a scammer). The Craigslist Bodyguard can also simply provide moral support or transportation.",craigslist bodyguard,Broanna Newsom,"[u'#craigslist', u'#craigslist scam', u'#scam', u'#bodyguard', u'#catfish']",3508,3290,"September 24, 2013"
Someone who routinely does things that would be awesome if intentional.,accidental jedi,dr. jones PH Dizzle,"[u'#lucky mother f~er', u'#dumb luck', u'#deliberate screw up', u'#incidental jedi', u'#bullshit sandwiches']",6833,4913,"September 17, 2013"
The accepted standard that the tagged side of a towel is for designated nether-regions while the non-tagged side is reserved for the face and hair. This convention is used to avoid cross-contamination and is to be assumed as general practice. Practical in situations where one must use a borrowed or foreign towel.,ass-tag convention,Octoclod,"[u'#ass', u'#towel', u'#shower', u'#atc', u'#nether region']",4410,5229,"September 17, 2013"
Sending the wrong text to someone when engaging in multiple text based conversations (i.e. simultexting).,crosstext,smenjas,"[u'#mistake', u'#error', u'#confuse', u'#confusion', u'#mix up']",5452,4604,"September 17, 2013"
The 12 month rule is when parents have to stop saying how many months old their baby is after they reach 1 year old. Some parents say their baby is 34 months old. They make you do extra math when they could easily say 2 years and 10 months old.,12 month rule,ImmediateAce,"[u'#12', u'#month', u'#baby', u'#rule', u'#stop']",6288,5434,"September 17, 2013"
"Going as friends usually is an unfortunate scenario for one party and just ok for the other. It is when (usually) a guy asks a girl that he likes on a date. But for this poor soul the girl only sees him as a friend. She will accept but as to negate the guy having any thoughts of making any sort of romantic move she labels it as going as friends. The guy, even though in the long run it is bad for him, accepts as to just get to spend time with her. This occurs commonly when a party has been placed in the friendzone.This scenario could be reversed where the girl is the guy and the guy is the girl.",going as friends,#swagdaddy69,"[u'#just friends', u'#friendzone', u'#friendzoned', u'#fucked up', u'#oops']",4541,4311,"September 15, 2013"
Hyper caffeinated after drinking one too many cups of coffee in the morning,hopped up on the bean,jlmgemini,"[u'#caffed', u'#wired for sound', u'#hyper', u'#over-caffeinated', u'#hopped up on joe', u'#hyper-caffed', u'#jittery']",5194,5661,"September 11, 2013"
"1. People who follow the same path/live up to the same expectations as their parents
2. People who fall into the expected stereotypes of a previous generation",generation xerox,:;:;:;:,"[u'#stereotype', u'#city boys', u'#next generation', u'#history repeats', u'#free thinking']",4724,4754,"September 10, 2013"
"The way rejection tends to be handled by Californians, who are sunny in disposition and less brusque than East Coast residents. Instead of bluntly saying ""no,"" Californians say no by avoiding the question, forgetting to respond to emails, and generally postponing the issue. The best way to give a California no is to do nothing at all, as opposed to saying it outright.This is especially popular in the entertainment industry. For example, Everybody Loves Raymond creator Phil Rosenthal is quoted as saying: ""To me, postponing a Hollywood lunch meeting is the new passing. They figure they'll postpone you until you go away. This way, they are not saying no. If that happens more than twice -- obviously emergencies come up -- you've got to get the hint.""",California no,ScottLG,"[u'#rejection', u'#passive aggression', u'#denial', u'#refusal', u'#evasion']",3896,3577,"August 09, 2013"
"Premature Articulation is the act of speaking/bragging too soon before all the facts are in, the game is over, etc.",Premature Articulation,RazorSharp,"[u'#blather', u'#diarrhea of the mouth', u'#blowhole', u'#braggadocio', u'#pompous']",4260,4247,"September 10, 2013"
Acronym for Fear of Sobering Up. Someone who has FOSU may begin their drinking with Bloody Mary's over breakfast just to ensure they're never sober.People suffering from FOSU often use boring people as a reason to get drunk in the first place.,FOSU,Springbok27,"[u'#fomo', u'#lpu', u'#drunk', u'#drinking', u'#breakfast drinking', u'#running out of alcohol']",2654,3401,"January 09, 2011"
This is a form of studying where one skims through a text and simply memorizes/learns everything in bold or italicized.,bold font method,etilauqa,"[u'#bold', u'#font', u'#bold font method', u'#gross anatomy', u'#test', u'#ochem']",2543,2727,"August 09, 2013"
"When a computer virus or other malware sends junk mail to recipients on your contact list, and a correspondence results between you and someone on your contact list with whom you have not communicated in a long time.",Malware Reunion,O-Town Daddy,"[u'#computer virus', u'#long-lost', u'#spam', u'#get-together', u'#old friend']",3220,3578,"September 04, 2013"
1) Noun; One who is addicted to watching others twerk or to dancing in the style of twerking with another.,Twerkaholic,Rugbyman949,"[u'#dirty dancing', u'#twerk', u'#grinding', u'#night club', u'#booty']",3948,5243,"November 01, 2012"
Also known as dirty dancing. When a woman slams her bottom on a mans pelvic area while dancing. The man can also lunge his pelvic area forward for a harder bang. This usually performed in a dance club along with upbeat music.,Twerking,Grindisha's Lover,"[u'#dirty dancing', u'#ass', u'#grinding', u'#dancing', u'#clubs']",8791,9299,"December 14, 2011"
A period in which an adult man disguises himself as a woman in order to secretly spend time with his children.Not to be confused with a Tootsie weekend in which a man assumes a female identity for a short period to determine whether or not he would enjoy being a woman.,Doubtfire holiday,Lil' Shammie,"[u'#mrs. doubtfire', u'#divorce', u'#cross dresser', u'#parenting', u'#robin williams']",4590,6798,"August 20, 2013"
"1. If A=B, and B=C, then A=C. Used in Geometry.
 2. If Person A hooks up with Person B, and Person B hooks up with person C, person A has hooked up with person C. This property is hated by most high school/college age persons.
 3. Definition 2, as a verb. To hook up with someone by the transitive property.",Transitive Property,Sable5CrossesPotentOr,"[u'#slut', u'#transitive property of kissing', u'#geometry', u'#sex', u'#kiss', u'#kissing', u'#hookup']",4210,5062,"December 14, 2008"
"The loss of feeling in the legs due to prolonged smartphone use whilst sitting down, in particular on the toilet.",Smartphone dead leg,Droobilicious,"[u'#smartphone', u'#dead', u'#leg', u'#candycrush', u'#toilet', u'#poo', u'#break']",6579,5916,"August 20, 2013"
Unrestricted power to fart at one's own discretion. Permission to fart freely.,Farte Blanche,Friedlad,"[u'#freedom', u'#autonomy', u'#discretion', u'#mercy', u'#kindness', u'#understanding', u'#pain', u'#suffering', u'#discomfort']",5876,6078,"July 11, 2013"
To change something into something better,Fanute,Pard0nMyTweet,"[u'#change', u'#improve', u'#morph', u'#better', u'#work']",4158,6471,"March 15, 2012"
"This phrase originated with the Quakers in a 1955 pamphlet (Speak Truth to Power: A Quaker Search for an Alternative to Violence) promoting pacifism, in the belief that love can overcome hatred. It has come to mean ""speaking out to those in authority"" and is now used in politics and human rights activism.",Speak Truth to Power,hojicha,"[u'#authority', u'#power', u'#liberty', u'#pacifism', u'#quaker', u'#activism']",3728,5012,"August 15, 2013"
"A slang term for Ecstacy (MDMA) commonly used in the San Francisco Bay area of the United States. However, the slang term has become widely popular by the song ""Don't Drop That Thun Thun"" by Finatticz.",thun thun,CuppyCakes,"[u'#drugs', u'#ecstasy', u'#mdma', u'#drop', u'#finatticz', u'#san francisco', u'#bay area']",4319,6172,"August 16, 2013"
"After an insult is made, make motion with hands similar to a basketball free throw and proceed to yell ""count it"" showing your superiority to whoever you just tooled on.",Count it,Barney Keller,[],5702,6195,"March 08, 2003"
The liquor one hides in a couch (and throughout the house) while pretending to be sober,Couch syrup,Bernard Snatchly,"[u'#secret stash', u'#goods', u'#bootleg liquor', u'#moonshine', u'#brown bagging']",4766,5918,"July 09, 2013"
That which occurs when you wipe after evacuating ones bowels only to find that there is no excrement on the paper.,Clean Pinch,Reverend Regan,"[u'#dump', u'#crap', u'#bowels', u'#shit', u'#excrement']",5514,5201,"May 21, 2010"
People often confuse this word with figuratively.,literally,Built2Spill,[],16367,9029,"November 17, 2004"
"The time after the pointless teen years in which a young person develops what are called ""standards"" and ""morals."" It is a time in which eyes are opened and ""The Truth"" suddenly becomes clear.
 Usually beginning when one enters college, said young person reads deep literature, searches for the meaning of life, and listens to college radio, all the while secretly becoming even more confused than when he/she was an lame 16 year old.
 The Post-Adolescent Idealistic Phase usually entails naive 18-20something year olds upholding hopeful, yet unrealistic morals. Often, utopian dreams can be confused for ""The Truth.""
 After the phase has ended, the young person must beware becoming highly hypocritical and/or jaded once life has slapped them around a bit.",Post-Adolescent Idealistic Phase,Get the quote right dammit,"[u'#clueless', u'#dionne', u'#josh', u'#post-adolescent', u'#idealistic', u'#phase']",2831,2923,"August 23, 2008"
"A hug given as an unavoidable social grace even though one or both people engaged in the hug hate each other and would not willingly hug if they were alone. Characterized by being a very fast and ""going through the motions"" hug with as little contact, duration, and eye contact as possible.",hate hug,AsaC,"[u'#hate', u'#hug', u'#fake smile', u'#fake hug', u'#coworkers']",3162,3508,"July 04, 2013"
A person that can produce their phone with lightning speed and return a text message almost instantaneously.,phoneslinger,gyrfalcon206,"[u'#phone', u'#text', u'#message', u'#gunslinger', u'#cellphone.']",3426,3236,"June 18, 2011"
When you piss on the side of the bowl of the toilet instead of the water to make less noise at night.,Piss Muting,the way...,"[u'#piss', u'#toilet', u'#mute', u'#bowl', u'#night']",4837,3765,"July 08, 2013"
A shortened way of saying one is hungry.,Hungs,That bengali from essex,"[u'#starving', u'#hungry', u'#peckish', u'#empty', u'#supperless']",2817,4373,"June 14, 2011"
"An off-shoot (or sub-culture) of the general hipster trend, but while most contemporary hipsters attempt to buy indie flavor by frequenting Urban Outfitters or American Apparel, a ""thriftster"" alternatively obtains said style by frequenting thrift stores or through general use of hand-me-downs. While shopping at the Salvation Army may have been included in the original definition of a ""hipster,"" now that mainstream commercialism has caught onto the hipster fashion trends, the term ""thriftster"" must be adopted to differentiate those who appreciate used clothing and the ideals that come along with it from the ever-increasing group of trendy 20 and 30-somethings who are content to buy the massed-produced version of this clothing without asking how it got to be there in the first place.",thriftster,abeth26,"[u'#thrifter', u'#hipster', u'#subculture', u'#aesthetic', u'#used', u'#urban', u'#intellect']",2187,2728,"December 11, 2011"
A politician who feels more qualified than women and their doctors to make women's health care decisions. A combination of the words gynecologist and politician.,gynotician,BigAppleBucky,"[u'#gynecologist', u'#politician', u'#republican', u'#teahadist', u'#puritan']",3573,4024,"July 06, 2013"
Adding a large number of friends or followers on social media in the hours after returning home from summer camp.,Friend surge,Beth G,"[u'#camp', u'#friends', u'#followers', u'#facebook', u'#instagram', u'#twitter', u'#vine']",3272,3208,"July 06, 2013"
Someone who begins to act drunk when those around him/her are drunk but is not really intoxicated.,Sympathy Drunk,Don'tTreadOnMe,"[u'#fake drunk', u'#underage drinking', u'#drunk', u'#drinking', u'#alcohol']",3461,3480,"July 04, 2013"
When one gets many more likes/retweets/favorites on a social networking site than usual.,Like shock,Itsqaffletime,"[u'#facebook', u'#likes', u'#shock', u'#like shock', u'#twitter']",3623,4867,"July 05, 2013"
To pleasure oneself sexually whilst washing or immersing one's body in water.,Masturbathe,Diggles,"[u'#masturbate', u'#masturbath', u'#bathe', u'#bath', u'#hygiene']",7197,7052,"July 03, 2013"
A person to whom one has at one point sent a successful social networking friends request or from whom one has accepted such request.,almost-quaintance,ClownPuncture,"[u'#acquaintance', u'#stranger', u'#inconsequential', u'#dull', u'#irritating']",4722,6320,"July 03, 2013"
The feeling after spending a lot of money on a lot of takeout food and realising afterwards that it wasn't a good idea.,pizza regret,MTurtle,"[u'#pizza', u'#regret', u'#takeout', u'#food', u'#sad', u'#junk food', u'#junk']",8330,9515,"July 01, 2013"
"A person who refuses to pay dues for a gym membership or sneaks into a gym for a workout without paying. An illegal gymagrant often convinces gym managers that they are going to ""test out the gym"" prior to signing up for an official membership where they have to pay.",Illegal Gymagrant,TCB451,"[u'#gym', u'#workout', u'#weightlifting', u'#illegal', u'#immigrant', u'#cheapskate']",6994,7507,"June 29, 2013"
"Being too emotional, that eventually as a result, you fall asleep.",Emotionap,Strikaboy,"[u'#bro', u'#love', u'#emotions', u'#sleeping', u'#sad', u'#emotional']",8165,9398,"June 28, 2013"
A person's sidekick who texts for the driver.,textretary,Anarino,"[u'#text', u'#driving', u'#communicate', u'#safe driver', u'#messaging', u'#cell phone']",8257,7859,"June 29, 2013"
noun. Dubstep that makes for great driving music.,Drivestep,DVNT,"[u'#drive', u'#step', u'#drivestep', u'#dubstep', u'#gtfo']",7747,8992,"November 06, 2011"
"(v) getting wild or excessively crazy. Typically used in the context of a party.It is normally followed by a prepositional phrase (For the party, In that place, On that hoe) and it is often used in the past tense (turned up). ""Turning up"" is almost never said.As far as I can tell, it is the 2011 equivalent of what Getting Crunk was in the early 2k's and late 90's.",Turn Up,WriterTag,"[u'#crunk', u'#hype', u'#crazy', u'#live', u'#party']",7223,7834,"October 25, 2011"
"The act of being out in a social public setting (i.e. Restaurant, Cocktail Bar, Coffee shop) and only spending time on your mobile device; not the people with or around you.",Nocializing,Old Bull,"[u'#socializing', u'#mobile device', u'#smart phone', u'#rude', u'#anti-social', u'#hipster', u'#desensitized']",9229,7629,"June 27, 2013"
Riding a motorcycle between two traffic lanes between cars.,lane splitting,TK9,"[u'#lane splitting', u'#lanesplit', u'#filter', u'#filtering', u'#motorcycle']",5757,6475,"June 27, 2013"
The spreading of a craving/desire for a specific food or restaurant from person to person. Usually spread almost instantaneously after leaving someone's mouth.,Food Herp,Eric Pratt,"[u'#food', u'#herpes', u'#eat', u'#hungry', u'#desire', u'#craving']",6131,8063,"June 27, 2013"
"Cover the sound of masturbation by playing loud, shitty dubstep.",Wub one out,JoeShmoe24,"[u'#masturbate', u'#spank the monkey', u'#buffing the banana', u'#bopping the baloney', u'#cleaning your rifle', u'#corking the bat', u'#cranking the shank', u'#fisting your mister', u'#flogging your dog', u'#flute solo', u""#jerkin'the gherkin"", u'#manual override', u'#polishing the rocket', u'#whipping the willy']",6989,6780,"June 27, 2013"
A pejorative term used to describe someone who is preoccupied with self-reflection and the understanding of oneself; preoccupation with attempts at understanding the psychological and/or existential meaning of the self.,navel gazing,pdxmama,"[u'#psychology', u'#philosophy', u'#self-reflection', u'#narcissism', u'#self-knowlege']",8136,9114,"January 10, 2009"
An medical variant of the condition known as 'tennis elbow' primarily affecting the dominant arm of hyperactive males who don't play tennis.,Porno elbow,gyrfalcon206,"[u'#tennis elbow', u'#porno', u'#doctors', u'#medical terms', u'#medical conditions.']",7007,6367,"July 02, 2010"
"When you're with someone and run into an acquaintance of his/hers. They exchange greetings, which leads to a conversation, and you stand there smiling like a dummy wondering if you'll ever be introduced.",greeting orbit,ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ,"[u'#left out', u'#not included', u'#ignored', u'#bystander', u'#meeting etiquette']",8306,6307,"October 24, 2009"
adjective: used in a very crowded or tight situation.,Nuts to Butts,mythodius,[],7874,5965,"November 08, 2004"
"Those words invented at home, and used in the family but don't have a meaning outside of the family or friendship group",homemade word,Fox_In_The_Box,"[u'#invented', u'#palabras', u'#word', u'#trending', u'#invention']",6189,6628,"June 23, 2013"
"This person has no skill at dancing, yet will try to auto-choreograph their unholy movements to the lyrics of the song being played, often with a delay as they can't remember the lyrics, and have to come up with something on the fly as they hear it.",Interpretive Dunce,Ambad,"[u'#dance', u'#dunce', u'#interpretive dance', u'#music', u'#lyrics', u'#skill']",4594,5978,"June 23, 2013"
"A large gathering of bros on a mission to do one thing, to get bombed, tanked, or wasted usually ending in some people doing something stupid.",Bropocalypse,brelic,"[u'#bro', u'#rage', u'#wasted', u'#drunk', u'#apocalypse']",6569,6053,"November 13, 2010"
"Piss angle is an intense math calculation that dudes use when trying not to get back-sprayed while pissing into a urinal.Pissing against the back wall of the urinal at a 90 degree angle will cause extreme backspray. Thus, a man must strategically place his piss stream onto the side wall of the urinal, prefferably at less than 20 degrees to prevent getting back-sprayed.",Piss Angle,TheGameWizard,"[u'#piss', u'#angle', u'#piss angle', u'#urinal', u'#urinal piss', u'#piss stream']",5775,4952,"June 20, 2013"
"A serious talk between two close male friends, in which they talk about all the things going on in their life at the moment. Deep bro talks are sacred meetings, and all the things discussed during them cannot be told to anyone else without the other's consent.",Deep Bro Talk,The Grand Negus,"[u'#deep bro-talk', u'#haters', u'#bro-talk', u'#conbrosation', u'#real talk']",4907,5267,"June 20, 2013"
"When you've finished a book and you suddenly return to the real world, but the real world feels incomplete or surreal because you're still living in the world of the book.",Book hangover,iciclethe828,"[u'#book', u'#bookover', u'#bookhangover', u'#fantasy', u'#surreal']",9463,4954,"June 18, 2013"
"An individual who is assigned the task of drinking for other people because they are driving, pregnant, or have to get up early the next morning.",Designated Imbiber,thebetterfriend2,"[u'#beer', u'#wine', u'#vodka', u'#whiskey', u'#gin', u'#scotch', u'#bourbon', u'#rum', u'#drunk', u'#drink', u'#wasted', u'#hammered', u'#smashed', u'#designated', u'#sober', u'#pong', u'#cocktail']",3726,4286,"June 19, 2013"
"The act of purging after drinking coffee, anally or otherwise.",decafate,tsultrim,"[u'#defecate', u'#purge', u'#poop', u'#piss', u'#drop a deuce', u'#urinate']",3851,4104,"June 18, 2013"
When you miss your flight from being too hungover or too drunk.,Irish Layover,AtTheGate,"[u'#fly', u'#travel', u'#drunk', u'#irish', u'#airport']",4345,4508,"June 17, 2013"
When someone types what should have been a message or email in a comment on a public board (example: facebook).,Comment-Message,Darklinkkyle,"[u'#comment-message', u'#comment', u'#message', u'#comment message', u'#long', u'#post', u'#public', u'#facebook']",2960,2914,"March 10, 2011"
A phrase used to describe the quality of work difference of that of private enterprise and the government.,close enough for government work,word genie,"[u'#close enough for horseshoes', u'#government work', u'#shitty work', u'#enough to get by', u'#just enough not to get fired']",3633,3787,"October 02, 2005"
"When someone who is new to a social circle ends up becoming more important and loved in that group than the person who introduced them to said circle. Often times, the 'introducer' actually ends up getting kicked out of the group through a gradual phasing out. Most times friend jacking is the result of some inherent character flaw of the person who has been kicked out of the group.",friend jack,His Majesty the King,"[u'#bff', u'#jack', u'#douchebag', u'#clique', u'#butterfly']",4133,3515,"April 20, 2008"
"The feeling of regret after posting a particular item on Facebook, such as a status update, photo or video.",Poster's Remorse,JustinJon,"[u'#facebook', u'#sharing', u'#social media', u'#regret', u'#digital']",3654,3293,"June 14, 2013"
To eat a large quantity of food (usually unhealthy food) rapidly due to extreme hunger.,Slam Nom,Raneyroo,"[u'#hork', u'#devour', u'#slamnom', u'#slam-nom', u'#inhale']",3347,4311,"June 12, 2013"
"The act of sharing passwords for sites such as Netflix, Hulu, HBOGO, etc, in order to receive similar passwords.",Hipster Cable,Astroure,"[u'#cable', u'#hipster', u'#password sharing', u'#piracy', u'#television']",4042,3776,"June 10, 2013"
When a person has such bad teeth that it invokes a strong response.,Dental Damn,BrewerSam,"[u'#teeth', u'#mouth', u'#grill', u'#chompers', u'#english']",3537,4412,"June 09, 2013"
"An insider who reveals an act, generally illegal, taking place, which the person committing the act would not wish to be public.
 The word comes from the idea that the whistleblower is ""blowing a whistle"" to stop the illegal action that he/she sees.",whistleblower,alexaz,"[u'#plame', u'#diebold', u'#jail', u'#illegal', u'#leet']",3353,3206,"March 31, 2006"
The act performed on a can of Pringles when pouring the chips directly from the can into your mouth; especially when using your tongue to get the last few pieces.,Pringlelingus,ShaneDawg69,"[u'#pringles', u'#cunnilingus', u'#tongue', u'#pringlingus', u'#can']",4236,3759,"June 07, 2013"
"The act of drinking Red Bull when you are already wide awake, simply because you like the taste.",Red bull without a cause,Suburban Pricktionary,"[u'#redbull', u'#red bull', u'#redbull without a cause', u'#rebel without a cause', u'#rebel without a core']",4395,4123,"June 05, 2013"
"This expression is used to describe the weather when it is raining and sunny, also referred to as a ""sunshower.""",devil is beating his wife,MrFebtober,"[u'#sunshower', u'#summer shower', u'#sun shower', u""#devil's beating his wife"", u'#devil is whipping his wife']",4697,4582,"June 01, 2006"
"government is like a condom in that it allows for inflation, halts production, destroys subsequent generations, protects a bunch of pricks, and provides its constituents with a sense of security while they are actually being screwed.",government,scarlit,"[u'#government', u'#capitalist', u'#sex', u'#condom', u'#butt rape']",9142,4754,"January 16, 2008"
When you approach a member of the opposite sex to ask them out and they respond with a pitying smile.,Smilezoned,SMZ,"[u'#friendzoned', u'#rejected', u'#blueballed', u'#cockblocked', u'#smilezone']",3135,3135,"June 03, 2013"
"A person who holds a significant amount of money tied up in Gift Cards, Store Credit, Groupons and other forms of vouchers.",Gift Card Millionaire,Gift Card Millionaire,"[u'#gift card', u'#cheapskate', u'#groupon', u'#money', u'#millionaire']",5859,4605,"November 30, 2012"
"The feeling of excitement when exacting petty revenge, or simply witnessing someone get what they deserve.",justice boner,jet_tripleseven,"[u'#justice', u'#boner', u'#justice porn', u'#revenge', u'#petty revenge', u'#justiceboner', u'#justiceporn']",3877,2982,"June 02, 2013"
"An acronym - 
 ""Sorry Mate, I Didn't See You"" is a common excuse given by cagers in car-motorcycle accidents.",SMIDSY,larry arizona,"[u'#cager', u'#biker', u'#tankslapper', u'#kwaker', u'#suzi']",3773,4315,"April 23, 2006"
"a burp laced with a little vomit, usually occurs when you've had one too many and it has become difficult to distinguish between the two",vurp,Herb N. Dictionary,[],4616,4282,"October 28, 2002"
"A ""Homance"" is the female equivalent of a Bromance. A homance is a strong love between two straight females, the relationship can be described as closer than friends but less than a dating relationship.",Homance,K10_11,"[u'#homance', u'#bromance', u'#friends', u'#friendship', u'#love']",5026,4841,"July 26, 2010"
"an instagram post that features the user boasting about their life, usually in the form of food or leisure/travel.",gloatgram,QuiteIlliterate,"[u'#gloating', u'#humblebrag', u'#bragging', u'#boasting', u'#hotdogging']",4383,3917,"May 28, 2013"
"an individual who rides their motorcycle with complete and total disregard for the safety of themselves or others.an individual who rides purely to satisfy their own ego, refusing to shift gears because revving their engine sounds so cool.",motorpsycho,ballistic8,"[u'#asshole', u'#rider', u'#piston-head', u'#danger', u'#megalomaniac']",2945,3071,"September 05, 2011"
The gradual yet unstoppable process by which your wife or girlfriend's clothes take over your wardrobe. It often begins by the male partner naiively agreeing that he will temporarily host a single garment because of a short term capacity issue in the female wardrobe. From this point on the male no longer has control of his wardrobe.,Wardrobe creep,Auld simp,"[u'#clobber', u'#wardrobe', u'#apparel', u'#colonialism', u'#gremlins']",3104,2884,"May 24, 2013"
The belief or attitude that one is cooler than another because they pursue or pursued illicit deeds.,Immoral superiority,Rt. Hon. Smokes McSmokes,"[u'#moral superiority', u'#moral', u'#superiority', u'#coolness', u'#cooler', u'#the dude', u'#better', u'#righteousness', u'#crime']",3136,3259,"May 25, 2013"
"1.Any woman who has a deep fasination with the wonderful, beautiful, talented English stage and on-screen actor Benedict Cumberbatch.
2. A refernce given to people who admire the beautiful features of Benedict Cumberbatch. ex- his green eyes, beautiful cheekbones, sexy toussled hair.
3. Can be proper ladies, or ""dirty. dirty ladies"" and everyone in between.",Cumberbitch,missCumberbatch,"[u'#cumberbitch1', u'#cumberladies', u'#cumberbatched', u'#cumberbatch', u'#cumberbitches']",4339,3541,"February 16, 2011"
"A ringing in the ears that sounds like a hovering mosquito, brought on by the anticipation that mosquitoes WILL begin to torment you just as you are dozing off.",mosquito tinnitus,Bottom Ford,"[u'#mosquito', u'#tinnitus', u'#bug', u'#buzz', u'#bug bite']",4058,3759,"August 20, 2010"
A rude and age-ist accusation made by young drivers against older drivers whose speed does not exceed the legal limit.,Driving While Gray,Bottom Ford,"[u'#grip', u'#grandma death', u'#speed limit', u'#sunday driver', u'#gramps champ', u'#dwg']",3708,3745,"April 06, 2010"
"Mass reporting of any violation of a rule while disrespecting the intent of the rule, just for the sake of getting something removed.",rulebombing,PaleBlueYacht,"[u'#fire alarming', u'#fire alarm', u'#bluelist', u'#bluelisting', u'#mobbing', u'#libel', u'#viral slander', u'#digital mccarthyism', u'#mccarthyism']",2119,2585,"May 12, 2013"
A Michael Scott Racist is a generally well-intentioned person who tries so hard to be politically correct and to demonstrate that they are not racist that they show themselves to actually be racist. Named for Steve Carell's character on The Office who made a habit of being this.,Michael Scott Racist,SpookyMulder,"[u'#the office', u'#michael scott', u'#racist', u'#racism', u'#white people', u'#white', u'#race', u'#poc']",2380,1866,"May 19, 2013"
"The belief that, when high, you can speak two or more languagesCan be actual knowledge of the language that was forgotten but was remembered because your high. Or a completely false belief (when their translation has nothing to do with the actual translation)",Highlingual,Jay and Day,"[u'#bilingual', u'#high', u'#remembering', u'#beliefs', u'#sober']",2727,2185,"May 18, 2013"
"The opposite of jump the shark, i.e. when a TV show goes from unspectacular/boring/outlandish to completely awesome.  It references Star Trek: The Next Generation, which was unspectacular until season 2, when Commander Riker grew a beard.  The show kicked ass from then on.",Riker's Beard,kingofdanger,"[u'#jump the shark', u'#riker', u'#beard', u'#tng', u'#star trek']",3069,2455,"March 24, 2009"
A term coined by Whitney Houston in an interview by Barbara Walters. Whitney Houston was denying her drug addiction by citing the simple fact that she can afford to do BETTER drugs. ,crack is whack,Joe Monty,"[u'#crack', u'#cocaine', u'#whitney houston', u'#crackhead', u'#crackbaby', u'#whack']",3000,2730,"October 09, 2006"
The act of arranging bacon strips on a frying pan in the most efficient way possible given the dimensions of your pan. The goal is to maximize the number of bacon strips on the heating surface without leaving any part of any strip uncooked.,bacon tetris,Skunkhead69,"[u'#bacon', u'#tetris', u'#frying pan', u'#breakfast', u'#surface']",3973,2732,"May 14, 2013"
"A person who demands everyone's attendance at events and will not take ""no"" for an answer. Also, this person tends to discourage people from leaving social events and interrogates them as to the reason for the departure",Social Bully,coolrockt,"[u'#heavy-handed', u'#influential', u'#salesman', u'#intimidating', u'#ringleader']",2542,2520,"May 14, 2013"
That ugly ass face people have in the morning before they drink their coffee.,coffee face,2014_chiguy,"[u'#coffee', u'#java', u'#caffeine', u'#expresso', u'#mocha']",3927,3184,"May 13, 2013"
A mode available in modern web browsers that doesn't store any session information.,Porn Mode,ziggle,"[u'#porn', u'#mode', u'#web', u'#browser', u'#security']",4365,2944,"September 12, 2008"
"flip flops or sandals, must have a strap between one or more toes, can be any material but leather is prefered",Jesus shoes,oneofone,"[u'#foot', u'#feet', u'#shoes', u'#sandals', u'#flipflops']",4495,3924,"May 09, 2013"
Prying one's fat ass off the couch to get shit done. Ending (temporarily or permanently) one's sedentary lifestyle & actually doing shit.,Delazify,Nasty Basty,"[u'#lazy', u'#laziness', u'#couch potato', u'#sedentary', u'#unproductive']",3490,3464,"January 28, 2012"
"A crease in your pants in the crotch section, which causes you to look like you're having an erection.
(especially embarrassing when you are a girl)",pants boner,greenybeany,"[u'#pants erection', u'#boner', u'#dick', u'#female', u'#misunderstanding']",4371,3313,"May 06, 2013"
"The phrase that people say to their boss when they know that they have fucked up and their boss has yelled at them at them. This is the acceptable response apart from ""sorry"" that should be used when apologising to a boss. The harshness of the reason can vary from being late to shredding a court case report. The result is always the same, the accused, embarrassed and flustered, the boss, pissed off, saying ""it better not"" and the rest of the workers staring at the accused.",It won't happen again,Sieffy,"[u'#work', u'#fml', u'#fail', u'#boss', u'#sacked', u'#court']",2368,2185,"May 06, 2013"
"A nap taken after someone has consumed any amount of caffeine    (i.e. coffee) resulting not in sleep, but blissful rest, while still mildly conscious.",coffee nap,KMFD,"[u'#caffenap', u'#tea nap', u'#not-a-nap', u'#awakebutasleep', u'#napornot']",3681,4106,"September 24, 2007"
"The act of delivering bad or unpleasant news via email at the very last point in the day, so as to purposely avoid being there when the response is received. Usually deployed just after 5pm or before going away on holiday.",Send and run,briggs87,"[u'#send', u'#run', u'#send-and-run', u'#corporate', u'#office', u'#blackberry', u'#email']",2639,2592,"May 01, 2013"
"Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.Coined by Jon Stewart",Congratsturbating,Umbeeee,"[u'#procrastination', u'#masturbating', u'#procrasturbating', u'#daily-show', u'#congress']",3735,3035,"April 29, 2013"
That moment when you're sitting in your car after being pulled over by a cop. Knowing that every person driving by is looking at you.,Sit of shame,Errorofmyweighs,"[u'#shame', u'#police', u'#pulled over', u'#ticket', u'#watched']",4336,3027,"May 02, 2013"
The rhythmic gyrating of the lower fleshy extremities in a lascivious manner with the intent to elicit sexual arousal or laughter in ones intended audience,Twerk,The Prince of Diamonds,"[u'#twerking', u'#backing that thang up', u'#ass shaking', u'#erotic dancing', u'#ass clapping']",15108,8544,"November 30, 2012"
An nullified attribution intended to convey the absurdity of a statement.,said no one ever,adaptojen,"[u'#said no mom ever', u'#said no woman ever', u'#said no lesbian ever', u'#said no person ever', u'#said no republican ever']",5761,3235,"May 01, 2013"
"When, after dealing with many computer viruses in the past, are afraid to download anything in fear of it being a virus, no matter how many times you're told it's safe.",computer anxiety,Computer Anxiety Victim,"[u'#anxiety', u'#computer', u'#download', u'#virus', u'#file']",3295,2705,"November 06, 2010"
"An overworked figure of speech, such as, inter alia, ""at the end of the day,"" or ""it is what is,"" or ""thinking outside the box,"" or ""leverage our resources."" Crutchphrases are a common refuge of speakers who have difficulty articulating ideas or concepts without reflexively using jargon and cliché. Often relied upon by powerpoint-user speakers who simply repeat what is already printed on the Powerpoint slide.The use of a crutchphrase is often an open admission of an unwillingness or inability to think, let alone use language effectively.",Crutch phrase,Paldan the Great,"[u'#clich\xe9', u'#jargon', u'#inability to think', u'#language', u'#articulate', u'#concepts']",2918,2216,"April 27, 2013"
"The cool way of saying ""Get out?!"" Or ""No way!"" Also a way of saying ""Shut the fuck up."" Like in disbelief or pure pissed offedness.",Fuck outta here,Tin6996,"[u'#fuck out of here', u'#get the fuck out', u'#get out', u'#no way', u'#shut the fuck up']",3093,2839,"April 26, 2013"
to feel the symtoms of intoxication while being completely sober ( sometimes caused by sleepyness),sober wasted,upthealley,"[u'#work', u'#court', u'#sex', u'#bordom', u'#awesome']",4425,3567,"April 25, 2013"
"Avoiding someone electronically such as on Facebook, e-mail, IM, or text messages.",E-void,Steve-O-Matic,"[u'#evoid', u'#avoid', u'#internet', u'#technology', u'#text']",4195,3254,"December 15, 2009"
"1. Orgasmic, amazing, awesome.
2. Really, really hot.",Fapulous,thisIsNotMyPseudonym,"[u'#orgasmic', u'#awesomesauce', u'#jizztastic', u'#hot', u'#amazing', u'#wunderbar']",4302,3586,"April 21, 2013"
"very short reply expected, ie you can answer this with ""yes"", ""no"", ""sounds good"" etc.",vsre,gryftir,"[u'#very short reply expected', u'#short reply', u'#email', u'#letter', u'#reply']",3090,4607,"April 21, 2013"
When this generation later tells their teenage kids about the youtube videos you watched back in the day and those children subsequently rapidly share said videos with their generation.,Reviral,Bjamijam,"[u'#synonyms revive', u'#rekindle', u'#reignite', u'#resuscitate antonym irrelevant', u'#antiquated']",3042,3488,"April 15, 2013"
The sound created from urine slashing against the urinal walls,urine echo,WussupBitches,"[u'#pee', u'#piss', u'#sound', u'#toliet', u'#urinal']",3602,4659,"April 20, 2013"
"The process of solving a conflict, or a number of conflicts between two or more parties through eating copious amounts of meat in front of the conflicting parties until an amicable agreement is reached.",Meateatiation,Soul of Distortion,"[u'#meateatiator', u'#conflict resolution', u'#meat', u'#steak', u'#dump', u'#shit', u'#stool', u'#clean break', u'#snapping one off', u'#crap']",1801,3656,"April 17, 2013"
adj:/ the act of contributing a comment amongst a group of friends that is completely irrelevant to the current subject matter currently discussed.,leftfielding,Well_Defined,"[u'#peculiar', u'#out of the blue', u'#bizarre', u'#weird', u'#odd']",4109,3764,"April 18, 2013"
"This is when you sit with your email account open, continually refreshing the page to see if you have received any new mail.The instant that you hit the 'refresh' button and spontaneously receive a new email is the defining moment in email roulette, accompanied by a surge of adrenaline and sense of wonder/curiousity with regard to the new message.",email roulette,Randyy McNally,"[u'#russian roulette', u'#email', u'#computer', u'#messaging', u'#text', u'#textual intercourse', u'#lincolnshire sausage', u'#cleveland steamer']",2435,3307,"April 18, 2013"
"The process of (often aimlessly) browsing YouTube videos via the suggested/related videos that are provided on the YouTube sidebar or at the conclusion of a viewed YouTube clip.Refers to the concept of the ""dream, within a dream, within a dream"" from the movie Inception; except users are experiencing a video, within a video, within a video.Can often be a great way of finding obscure and random YouTube content that usually ends up being a world away from the initial search.",Tubeception,CptAwesome29,"[u'#youtube', u'#inception', u'#videos', u'#browsing', u'#internet']",2698,2824,"April 15, 2013"
"Theory saying that if the rich get richer they will give their surplus cash to the poor. Of course this theory assumes that the rich aren't greedy bastards that will horde all their money in banks, spend it on two million dollar trips to space which benefit no one except the Russians that take them there, or blow it all on a Super Sweet Sixteen for their retarded daughters who get pissed that their parents got them the $200,000 car instead of the $300,000. ",trickle down theory,"Law, Order, and Reason","[u'#trickle down', u'#theory', u'#evil capitalism', u'#neo-conservative principles', u'#bullshit']",7852,4352,"November 25, 2006"
"The one day, usually every month or so, where you finally crack, and update Adobe, Itunes, Steam, and a bunch of other crap all day. Basically renders your computer useless if you are using anything but solitaire.",Update Day,Captain Jack Mehoff,"[u'#update', u'#day', u'#itunes', u'#adobe', u'#steam', u'#download', u'#annoying', u'#month', u'#year', u'#week']",4982,4348,"April 13, 2013"
When you can't figure out who your boss is but you know you're getting royally fucked.,Manager trois,Patradio,"[u'#micro-manager', u'#corporate bullshit', u'#annoying french phrases', u'#hell', u'#your life']",4569,5233,"April 11, 2013"
"The action of climbing over or under the divider in a public restroom when you run out of toilet paper as to gain access to the toilet paper in an adjoining stall.
Practitioners of poo parkour may be referred to as ""shitraceurs"".",poo parkour,MrGryphon,"[u'#poo', u'#parkour', u'#poo-parkour', u'#shituation', u'#shitraceur']",4539,4950,"April 07, 2013"
the internal physiological mechanism responsible for causing one to wake up at workday times on the weekend.also responsible for any low-grade sleep disorders and the inability to stay awake during any meetings held after lunch.,bio-illogical clock,geek.neo,"[u'#bioillogical clock', u'#biological clock', u'#sleep', u'#insomnia', u'#siesta', u'#saturdays', u'#weekends']",4470,4708,"March 04, 2010"
Netaflixia; a self-diagnosed non-medical term to describe people who are addicted to the Netflix video streaming service.,Netaflixia,Sidular,"[u'#netaflixia', u'#netflix', u'#netflixia', u'#nfia', u'#nettflixia']",3486,3992,"April 06, 2013"
annihilation stemming from picking a fight with an utterly more powerful force.,suicide by superpower,rodfell,"[u'#kim jong-un', u'#suicide by cop', u'#superpower', u'#missile', u'#suicide']",6227,5891,"April 07, 2013"
"When a woman gives up dating / cavorting with the opposite sex for a temporary period in an attempt to enhance her overall well-being, including her mental health and her physical appearance. As a result, she may glow or look younger from lack of frowning and crying as if she had a Botox injection.",boytox,Bollywood1977,"[u'#man fast', u'#detox', u'#diet', u'#abstinence', u'#hiatus']",4536,5453,"April 06, 2013"
"When a city or town specifically zones an area for ""adult"" businesses.",Jizzneyland,whocaresaboutNY,"[u'#jisneyland', u'#gizzneyland', u'#adult zone', u'#stripclub', u'#toystore']",6262,6377,"April 05, 2013"
Being able to actually remember the philosophical shit you talked about while wasted the night before.,Wise beyond beers,opkode,"[u'#wise', u'#wisdom', u'#beers', u'#spiritual', u'#spirits']",7039,6337,"April 03, 2013"
Dislike or hatred of brown or browning bananas.,Banana Racist,jilow,"[u'#racists', u'#brown', u'#bananas', u'#rotten', u'#spoiled']",8251,7145,"April 02, 2013"
When one attempts to send or receive a text message with little or no reception by raising his or her cell phone up in the air thinking that somehow they will gain more bars.,cell phone salute,SixStringSaint,"[u'#cell phone', u'#salute', u'#nazi', u'#message', u'#reception']",5993,6153,"August 17, 2009"
"Typically an asshole that spends between five and ten minutes talking to you before mentioning casually that he/she is sick. Causing you to wonder if you've now been infected by what this mouth breathing fuck stick has. Usually its just the common cold, but it could just as easily be ebola.",Patient Zero,Creeping Gibs,"[u'#asshole', u'#illness', u'#dumbshit', u'#dipshit', u'#fuck stick']",5090,5538,"April 26, 2009"
When something so unbelievable happens to you on April Fool's Day that no one you tell will believe you.,April Reals,edgecrusherx,"[u'#april fools day', u'#april fools', u'#remarkable', u'#unbelievable', u'#apey fools']",5051,5967,"April 21, 2009"
Man who was nailed to a plank for saying how nice it would be if everyone was nice to each other. Had his message misinterpreted by millions who now think it is their job to persecute certain groups of people(christians).,Jesus,Jonjo,[],37940,22565,"January 15, 2005"
The act of standing in front of a refrigerator with the door open for an over-excessive amount of time and then closing the door without taking anything. Usually done by picky eaters or one who is bored out of his/her mind.,window eating,JackOfStars,"[u'#boredom', u'#picky-eating', u'#hunger', u'#indecisive', u'#food']",6875,6215,"March 27, 2013"
The act of clicking further and further from your original subject of research.  Commonly related to the popular website Wikipedia.com,Link Diving,Fiasco Bros. ,"[u'#wikipedia', u'#link', u'#diving', u'#research', u'#studying', u'#clicking']",5897,5696,"March 24, 2007"
"People who have trouble talking about anyone but themselves for any length of time. The ""enough about me, what do you think of me"" syndrome.",MeDD,Brooke Byrnes,"[u'#me-d-d', u'#me dd', u'#me d d', u'#me-dd', u'#me d-d']",5206,5626,"August 05, 2011"
"A condition - generally found in, but not limited to, suburban teenagers - under which, afflicted persons deprive themselves of sleep in favor of repeatedly refreshing ones Facebook 'News Feed' in hopes and/or anticipation of a new 'Status Update' or 'Wall Post' from ones friends.",Facebook insomnia,Pistol Palin,"[u'#facebook', u'#insomnia', u'#loser', u'#lame', u'#internet']",4844,4908,"August 31, 2010"
"1. a conjuction of the words talking & about
2. refering to; asking a question
3. Yelled at  broads when leaving the club to see whats poppin
4.to plot or scheme",talmbout,nicole  and chris,"[u'#holler', u'#holla', u'#get at me', u'#doin', u'#do dis', u'#poppin']",3593,5216,"April 30, 2009"
"Points that one receives upon the completion of a distinctly manly task. More often than not, intelligent points and man points are inversely proportional. 
 Points received for doing stereotypical macho actions like starting a fight with a professional boxer, taunting someone to throw a dart at your face, lighting a fart on fire, or holding a scorching object in your hand for an extended period of time",man points,katelynamelia,"[u'#intelligent points', u'#machismo', u'#masculinity', u'#stupidity', u'#pride']",4082,3885,"March 29, 2006"
Preemptively exhausted. When you are exhausted just by thinking about something.,prexhausted,tomato39,"[u'#pre-exhausted', u'#preexhausted', u'#pre-tired', u'#prexausted', u'#preexausted']",4875,4602,"March 23, 2013"
Fear of being talked about or becoming a character in someone's blog.,blogosfear,Red's Wrap,"[u'#blogosphere', u'#publicity shy', u'#privacy', u'#notoriety', u'#anonymity']",4009,4939,"March 22, 2013"
Foodie who obsessively insists on snapping photos of everything they eat and of every other dish at the table.,Pepperazzi,The Stew,"[u'#papparazzi', u'#camera phone', u'#food', u'#restaurant', u'#photos']",5465,4976,"April 29, 2012"
Laughing Out Loud Obnoxiously Lengthily On-LineA lengthier version of LOL.,lololol,The Spelling Fairy,"[u'#lol', u'#laugh out loud', u'#laugh', u'#lolol', u'#:)']",5656,4801,"October 23, 2009"
"Someone who claims not to be a hipster, mocks others for being hipsters, but is in fact themselves a hipster. This usually applies to all hipsters as it a very rare hipster indeed that will admit to being a hipster.",Hipstercrite,Shanetrain3000,"[u'#hypocrite', u'#poser', u'#tool', u'#hipster', u'#brooklyn']",5309,3926,"March 19, 2013"
to embarass someone or to make someone look stupid,on blast,Jamaica,[],6351,4519,"December 03, 2003"
"used for internet memes. An obnoxious way to say ""Oh, My God"" with strong emphasis on the R sounds. Typically followed by other words with emphasis on the R sounds.",ermahgerd,byknightsfall,"[u'#omg', u'#oh my god', u'#oh muh gawd', u'#oh gawd', u'#oh meh gerd']",6371,4397,"June 27, 2012"
when a person is carrying an alcoholic beverage in both hands at the same time.,Irish handcuffs,jonesy,[],8828,8994,"June 23, 2004"
The comparing of two or more peoples cell phone battery charge to see which person needs the charger more. The person with the lowest battery percentage on their phone will be entitled to the charger.,Battery Battle,Squaresvillefan,"[u'#cell phone', u'#charger', u'#battery', u'#battles', u'#iphone']",5099,3517,"March 14, 2013"
"platonic humping is simply the act of dancing or moving in a sexual way that resembles the act of sex, without any feelings of sexual enticement.",platonic humping,GsGood,"[u'#humping', u'#sex', u'#dancing', u'#friends', u'#movement', u'#planotic', u'#related', u'#shaking', u'#grinding', u'#sick']",4888,3850,"March 14, 2013"
"This is a sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious answer of ""yes.""  Taken as a combination of the similarly-intended ones, ""Does a bear shit in the woods?"" and ""Is the Pope Catholic?""
 By the way, I'm Catholic.",Does the Pope shit in the woods?,eViL pOp TaRt,"[u'#pope', u'#bears', u'#answers to questions', u'#sarcasm', u'#nonanswers', u'#responses to questions']",8513,4494,"April 07, 2006"
"A person who constantly talks to their Google Glass, ignoring the outside world.",Glasshole,Amphii,"[u'#google', u'#glass', u'#glarsshole', u'#glaasshole', u'#hole', u'#asshole', u'#arsehole']",7773,4449,"February 20, 2013"
"A phrase used as a farewell, when the experience shared has been of unique, experimental, or strange phenomenon. Also, a manner of stating that surreal time frame has been shared between two or more peeps.",it's been real,Mr. FHK,"[u'#later', u'#goodbye', u'#see ya', u'#peace', u""#it's been fun"", u'#its been reel.']",5602,3662,"June 27, 2006"
A group of gay men.,madam of bracelets,that susan girl,"[u'#gay men', u'#queens', u'#queers', u'#gays', u'#fruits']",5773,4160,"June 10, 2012"
Those in the military who fly drones from a thousand miles away in another country or continenet.,Nintendo Pilot,The DGNR8's Domain,"[u'#video games', u'#nintendo', u'#drone', u'#drone attacks', u'#atari', u'#playstation']",6303,4351,"February 27, 2013"
When someone breaths or chews loudly while they are wearing headphones.,deaf breath,bryanwitha_y,"[u'#mouthbreather', u'#vader breath', u'#headphone isolationist', u'#heavy breather', u'#earbud automaton']",6335,4078,"March 06, 2013"
Intentionally choosing an extraordinarily long song to perform at a Karaoke Club or during a Karaoke Party/Night as a means to block others from participating in said Karaoke.,Karaoke Filibuster,swag99,"[u'#karaoke', u'#music', u'#perform', u'#filibuster', u'#party']",5850,4021,"April 30, 2010"
People often confuse this word with figuratively.,literally,Built2Spill,[],16367,9029,"November 17, 2004"
"Trying to look for something, an item (anywhere, usually in the house) ..but you can't find it, so you ask your spouse for help. Upon asking your spouse for help, the spouse points to the item that you were looking for, which is usually standing right in front of your face.",domestic blindness,akaracquel,"[u'#right in front of your face', u'#blind', u'#looking for something', u""#can't see"", u'#ask spouse']",4601,2682,"March 02, 2013"
When someone looks better in online photos then they do in person.,Web Glow,Deagle622,"[u'##instagram', u'##facebook', u'##myspace', u'##girlseditallphotos', u'##putuparealpicture']",5466,2827,"February 05, 2013"
"when you know for a fact within minutes of meeting someone, you will be friends for life.",friend at first sight,Whiske'Lite's!,"[u'#friend', u'#at', u'#first', u'#sight', u'#money', u'#manea', u'#justin', u'#barnes', u'#frank', u'#sy', u'#sytastic', u'#jeremy']",6475,3744,"July 04, 2009"
"The idea that if you do your work outside of your room or office you'll actually get more done, because you took the time to get out there and work somewhere else in the first place.",Coffee Shop Productivity,J-Cat,"[u'#productivity', u'#coffee shop', u'#procrastination', u'#coffe shop productivity', u'#homework', u'#studying', u'#office work']",4535,2966,"February 28, 2013"
"When the Pope abdicates the the Chair (cathedra) of Peter before his natural death, the Emeritus Pope is said to be on permanent Vatication.Vatication is like the ultimate staycation, since it is a vacation in the Vatican taken on a permanent basis by Emeritus Pope.",Vatication,Neologian-PJG,"[u'#pope', u'#vatican', u'#vacation', u'#staycation', u'#emeritus pope', u'#benedict xvi', u'#joseph ratzinger']",3634,2488,"February 27, 2013"
An unlawful and/or oppressive precedent set by a person or persons claiming authority.,opprescedent,Rain Bojangles,"[u'#oppression', u'#precedent', u'#unlawful', u'#illegal', u'#facism', u'#human rights', u'#privacy']",4354,3093,"February 27, 2013"
When the new porn you're downloading is 5% from completion and the download speed drops considerably or stops completely.,eCock-block,LosrDogg,"[u'#cock block', u'#cockblock', u'#porn', u'#internet', u'#e', u'#download', u'#torrent', u'#jenna haze', u'#beat-time', u'#beat time']",5438,2796,"August 16, 2009"
When some is bored on the computer and they're just aimlessly Googling random shit to pass the time.,Soft Googling,DallasIsTheBest,"[u'#bored', u'#tired', u'#stupid', u'#google', u'#passing the time']",6059,3162,"February 25, 2013"
Someone who accepts movie scripts as historical facts and then uses them in debates/arguments.,Hollywood Historian,promeistro,"[u'#history', u'#hollywood', u'#historian', u'#movie', u'#film']",4617,3068,"May 19, 2010"
When you're checking out a girl (or guy) so vigorously that you violate them.,Eyeolating,Kungfuflanda,"[u'#checking out', u'#violate', u'#girls', u'#ass', u'#butt']",6182,3763,"February 20, 2013"
A person with a supernatural talent for finding money.,psychic,Brian X,[],9542,5604,"September 15, 2003"
The act of clipping every coupon and leaving them near the item in the store for others to use. The good Karma is returned when others start practicing Coupon Karma as well.,Coupon Karma,Freezod33,"[u'#karma', u'#coupon', u'#shopping', u'#money', u'#groceries']",6671,3619,"February 18, 2013"
"1. The unintentional use of wrong words: the misuse of a word through confusion with another word that sounds similar, or the creation of a new word in an attempt to sound scholarly or educated.
2. absurd or humorous misuse of words, terms, or phrases especially by confusing terms, words or historical events with others.3. The act of creating new words out of frustration when one has limited knowledge of a particular event or subject matter.",Palinpropism,oobyek,"[u'#absurd', u'#ridiculous', u'#erroneous', u'#non-sense', u'#stupid']",4028,3010,"February 16, 2013"
Corporate Jargon for What The Fuck.,Please Advise,notGandalf,"[u'#corporate', u'#jargon', u'#the fuck', u'#business', u'#email']",12211,3616,"February 11, 2013"
Martinelli's Sparkling Cider...what Mormons drink at gatherings in lieu of wine.,mormon wine,MormonWine,"[u'#mormon', u'#lds', u'#martinellis', u'#drinking', u'#alcohol']",5771,3548,"February 11, 2013"
"Used to describe a location, typically a restaurant, where there is either good cellular coverage or free wi-fi and adequate lighting to properly capture food porn photos and upload them to Instagram.",Instagram Friendly,mzahra1,"[u'#food porn', u'#food', u'#camera', u'#photography', u'#instagram', u'#restaurant', u'#lighting', u'#iphone', u'#android', u'#blackberry']",5279,3707,"February 15, 2013"
"The idiot drivers that move steadily along, but suddenly increase speed when they wake up and realize you are passing them.  If they succeed in blocking your opportunity to pass, they will immediately resume the former, annoying pace.  If you pass them successfully, they will ride your bumper for a short time before returning to la-la land.",passhole,Paul Laibach,[],9457,3278,"May 01, 2004"
"Similar to the friend zone which is usually female to male, except in this case the male 'girlfriend zones' the female. Even though the female would like to be just friends, the male cannot view her as anything besides a potential romantic partner. He will hit on her and then act upset when she doesn't want to be in a relationship with him. Victims of the girlfriend zone may sometimes be labeled as a tease.This can go for both genders. (boyfriend zoned)",girlfriend zone,msier,"[u'#girlfriendzone', u'#friendzone', u'#friend zone', u'#double standards', u'#relationship', u'#friendship']",6072,2929,"February 12, 2013"
"When the Pope must tender his resignation and can no longer perform his prescribed duties because of old age, Catholic Church and Priests indiscretions and lots of inappropriate fondling.",Too pooped to Pope,stanwich,"[u'#pope', u'#pooped', u'#fondle', u'#groping', u'#catholic church', u'#priests', u'#old age', u'#resignation']",5230,3582,"February 11, 2013"
"v. to make a hasty exit whilst in the act of intercourse
sexited; sexiting",sexit,Nearly Normal,"[u'#pull-out', u'#pullout', u'#contraceptive', u'#birth control', u'#unprotected sex', u'#sex', u'#pregnancy']",5816,3821,"January 20, 2009"
"The unofficial holiday before Fat Tuesday and following Tubby Sunday.  For one to truly understand the sacrafices of Lent, one must over-indulge the three days pre-ceeding Ash Wednesday.  Also known as the un-Triduum",Chubby Monday,Sazerac,"[u'#un-triduum', u'#fat tuesday', u'#mardi gras', u'#tubby sunday', u'#lundi gras']",3345,2637,"February 04, 2008"
"An Adderall-induced all nighter.
 Consuming copious amounts of the prescription ADD/ADHD medication Adderall in order to stay up all night and accomplish a given task. This method is most commonly employed by overworked/procrastination inclined college students.",Adderall Nighter,WHinie,"[u'#adderallnighter', u'#adderall-nighter', u'#adderall', u'#all nighter', u'#cram', u'#cramming', u'#procrastinate', u'#procrastination', u'#exam', u'#study', u'#college']",4044,2666,"December 11, 2008"
"The area on a woman's body above which she is not okay with a man shooting their load after pulling out before climax during intercourse. Usually the breasts or upper-chest; a woman's acceptable cumshot boundary.
A verbal play on the mason dixon line that was the dividing line between the Northern and Southern states during the U.S. Civil War.",mason jism line,a non a muss,"[u'#cum', u'#cumshot', u'#jism', u'#load', u'#tits', u'#breasts']",4916,2830,"June 22, 2011"
"(n.) counter-tourism refers to offensive measures taken to deter, prevent and respond to tourism.",counter-tourism,Dic Maestro,"[u'#countertourism', u'#counter tourism', u'#counterterrorism', u'#counter-terrorism', u'#counter terrorism']",3960,2596,"February 06, 2013"
When the garbage gets piled so high that you and your roommates carefully place trash on top to form a tower.  The one who is unfortunate in having the tower collapse on them is then responsible for taking out the trash.,trash jenga,MistahTom,"[u'#trash', u'#jenga', u'#garbage', u'#game', u'#roommates']",5208,2364,"October 21, 2005"
To add condimients in the perfect ammount to ones food for them,Condomize,Maxinemurder,"[u'#food', u'#condiment', u'#eating', u'#fiance', u'#plate']",4024,4153,"February 04, 2013"
Pedestrian use button placed at traffic lights so that mere citizens are deluded that they actually have some sort of control over the sequence of said traffic signals where in actual fact the system is of 1950s vintage & will change colour every ten minutes regardless.,placebo button,Alex & Bonzo Dogg,"[u'#traffic', u'#signal device', u'#proletariat push button', u'#placeebo', u'#plasseebo']",4298,2542,"November 15, 2006"
"The Monday after the Super Bowl where you are still hung-over and wondering what you actually did, who won, and why you had so much to drink.
 You often must go back to work, school, ect. which makes it that much worst.
 It's a specific Case of the Mondays.",Super Bowl Monday,Jizzle Fo Shizzle,"[u'#beer', u'#hangover', u'#berr', u'#superbowl', u'#colts', u'#bears', u'#touchdown', u'#work', u'#school', u'#ect']",3017,2286,"September 09, 2007"
"The baggiest, stretchiest, most stain-proof clothing you possess.  Worn for maximum wing, nacho, and beer consumption.  The clothing is ideal for a Super Bowl Party.",Super Bowl clothes,Lebanonian2,"[u'#super bowl', u'#sweatshirt', u'#sweatpants', u'#super bowl clothing', u'#gluttiny']",3400,2676,"February 01, 2009"
"An acute condition which renders the sufferer incapable of remembering why he or she unlocked their iPhone, even when this was done as little as one or two seconds previously.It arises due to the multitude of gleaming white numbers in little red circles presented to the sufferer once the phone is unlocked, indicating suddenly riveting unread emails, thrilling Facebook and Twitter messages, essential weather forecast for tomorrow, exciting app updates, tantalising missed Skype calls, potentially life-changing calendar invites and many, many more, which inevitably cause the sufferer to forget immediately what they were actually supposed to be doing, e.g. making a simple phone call.",iPhone Blindness,Simon2072,"[u'#iphone', u'#blindness', u'#distraction', u'#ipad', u'#ipod', u'#apps', u'#email']",2849,2377,"February 01, 2013"
"Similar to Movember, Decembeard and Manuary, another month for bros added to men not shaving in the hopes of being the manliest man.",Febroary,fourq55,"[u'#movember', u'#decembeard', u'#manuary', u'#mustache', u'#beard', u'#bro']",3415,3933,"December 01, 2011"
"1) What one would say in a situation that arouses suspicions, but is ultimately determined to pose no threat.
 2) What one would say ironically in a situation that is obviously NOT legit, usually dealing with illicit activities such as drugs and pedophilia, or the purchase of knockoff merchandise.",seems legit,Psyber Kayos,"[u'#chris hansen', u'#pedobear', u'#steroids', u'#a-rod', u'#roids']",3672,2246,"April 17, 2009"
"Young hip (primarily black) people use this to mean ""out of line,"" or behaving in a way that is unacceptable under the circumstances.Old business people use this to mean unreachable by the usual means.If you are both a hip black person and a business person, colleagues' use of this term in the latter context can be both ambiguous and amusing.",out of pocket,choom gang,"[u'#unreachable', u'#unavailable', u'#out of line', u'#fucked up', u'#unacceptable']",1961,2849,"June 09, 2011"
"Getting too ambitious with a girl after getting to second base, getting subsequently denied when reaching out for third",reaching on a double,CarMono,"[u'#baseball sex terms', u'#first base', u'#second base', u'#third base', u'#homerun']",3428,3045,"September 18, 2010"
"The ability to poop in the amount of time it would normally take you to piss, so as not to alert guests or hosts as to what you’re truly doing. Making the Piss Window is most critical when dining out with friends, entertaining guests in your home, or visiting the home of another. Failure to make the Piss Window will usually result in bouts of awkwardness as you exit the bathroom, because everyone will know….you just took a shit.",Piss Window,TacomaBeags,"[u'#piss', u'#poop', u'#fast', u'#window', u'#piss time']",6820,2683,"January 26, 2013"
"The female equivalent to the cock block.
",Clam Jam,KateSauce,"[u'#cock block', u'#clam', u'#vagina', u'#clam jam', u'#box block', u'#blue box', u'#blue balls']",5829,2923,"January 27, 2008"
Avocado's number is the number of avocados in guacamole.,Avocado's Number,Chemmi838,"[u'#avocado', u'#avogadro', u'#number', u'#guacamole', u'#mol', u'#mole']",3541,5185,"January 24, 2013"
"The utter lack of interest that ensues shortly after downloading numerous, mind-numbingly worthless apps for an iPhone or similar ""smart phone"" device. Appathy may also apply, in a broader sense, to the same feelings that arise from the proliferation of numerous ""app"" stores as greedy corporations try to profit jumping on the app store bandwagon. ",appathy,AricMokh,"[u'#appathy', u'#iphone', u'#apathy', u'#apps', u'#app store', u'#apple']",2643,2234,"April 03, 2009"
"A person that brings together 2 or more people that would otherwise not actually hang out . He acts as the transition friend between them, making hanging out possible. Without that specific friend there, the 2 individuals would not hang out alone until multiple hanging out sessions with the transition friend.",transition friend,JBeasty,"[u'#friend', u'#transition', u'#transition friend', u'#buddy', u'#comrad', u'#boy']",3230,2130,"June 09, 2009"
"When you or your Scrabble opponent has so many vowels on their rack, they can't make a word on the board, or the only word that can be made is going to score very low. Complaining about having too many vowels and getting irritable reign over swapping a vowel tile and skipping a turn.",Irritable Vowel Syndrome,scrabble girl,"[u'#bowel', u'#scrabble', u'#irritable', u'#words', u'#syndrome']",2395,2008,"April 28, 2010"
"rap that is performed by actual inner-city, pissed-off, wannabe gangsters",legitimate rap,ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ,"[u'#rap', u'#legitimacy', u'#legitimate rape', u'#gangsta rap', u'#mafioso rap']",3418,3136,"August 20, 2012"
"what the fuck , but in a more confused manner",dafuq,John T. Windhouser,"[u'#wtf', u'#dafuck', u'#ftw', u'#fuck you mean', u'#what the hell']",11710,4895,"August 23, 2011"
"Usually a middle ranking manager,often found in banking or financial services, who cares only about his own advancement irregardless, and usually at, of the expense of the consumer. Often involving the removal of useful services in the name of progress but in reality to save money and give the manager better advancement in the company",wingtip wearer,herman goering,"[u'#wanker', u'#manager', u'#accountant', u'#cheat', u'#felcher']",2218,3168,"January 30, 2011"
The acto of hugging an imaginary person.,Te'oing,ImaginaryFriend,"[u'#manti', u'#teo', u'#hugging', u'#invisible', u'#imaginary']",3526,4016,"January 16, 2013"
"An imaginary girlfreind whom one would brag about to his friends and use a picture of ""said girl"" from google.",Google Girlfriend,BrettieBoi,"[u'#google', u'#girlfriend', u'#fake', u'#cyber girlfriend', u'#picture']",2474,4183,"May 11, 2009"
"A term used to validate some erroneous claim. Usually the sources of the ""studies"" are not revealed. People will use the anonymous ""studies"" as some sort of statistical evidence.",Studies show,Turkey Trot,"[u'#validation', u'#support', u'#statistics', u'#evidence', u'#bogus claims']",2827,2822,"January 20, 2011"
Operating an automobile without proper proof of insurance.,driving dirty,Tomorrowbot,"[u'#car', u'#badass', u'#insurance', u'#gangsta', u'#mofo']",2745,4592,"November 29, 2009"
"when you say something rude, mean, or insulting, but try to cover it up by coughing loudly",Cough Thought,rentaninja,"[u'#cough', u'#thought', u'#rude', u'#mean', u'#insulting']",2783,3887,"December 18, 2010"
"One who steps lightly on the floor in a second/third story apartment.
 One who sneaks into the neighbor's apartment through the patio door.",apartment ninja,!Z3D!,"[u'#ninja', u'#apartment', u'#owned', u'#pwnt', u'#lol', u'#rofl']",2683,3090,"July 11, 2008"
"Unfortunately for many, the feeling of being Down To Fuck is not well received or reciprocated by others. So these people, after lurking the clubs for hours must return home alone and settle for simply being Down To Fap.",Down To Fap,EEXXYY,"[u'#down to fuck', u'#fap', u'#masturbation', u'#rejection', u'#horny']",2901,3917,"September 25, 2011"
"When someone has to google a topic, then post the information, as if they came up with it all on their own.",Google smart,Bo & Jr.,"[u'#google', u'#smart', u'#search', u'#definition', u'#wikipedia']",2472,2722,"January 07, 2013"
"The gas (fart) produced from a person who has eaten healthy foods like cabbage, beans, broccolli, grains, or other high fiber, high carbohydrate foods.",Healthy Gas,morningwould,"[u'#sulfur', u'#poo', u'#gross', u'#rectum', u'#anus', u'#flamable', u'#wind', u'#sewage']",1688,3259,"January 07, 2013"
A combination of a tourist and a moron.,touron,Summer Atlas,[],2667,2885,"March 10, 2003"
Broscience is the predominant brand of reasoning in bodybuilding circles where the anecdotal reports of jacked dudes are considered more credible than scientific research. ,Broscience,Alan Aragon,"[u'#broscience', u'#bro science', u'#bodybuilding', u'#fitness', u'#nutrition']",6575,2780,"August 02, 2008"
n. The resultant feeling of unease from ingesting too many carbohydrates in the days leading up to a marathon.,carbo bloating,THW,"[u'#running', u'#marathon', u'#carbo loading', u'#carboloading', u'#indigestion', u'#carbobloating', u'#overeating']",1525,2538,"November 04, 2009"
"An accomplice or accessory to an act.
 A reference to A.C. Cowlings driving O.J. Simpson on a nationally televised slow-speed freeway chase after the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.",driving the Bronco,Warren Fwy,[],2275,2291,"August 30, 2005"
A scale used to amaze and confuse stoners and otherwise slow people.,5 To 3 Scale,shnagroot,"[u'#5 to 3', u'#scale', u'#stoners', u'#high', u'#slow']",4150,3275,"July 24, 2011"
Going commandtoe is when you wear shoes without socks. Often done in the summer or if no socks are available.Does not apply to when wearing sandals/flip-flops because socks in that context would just be wrong anyway.,going commandtoe,Rob Vile,"[u'#commando', u'#toe', u'#shoes', u'#socks', u'#flip-flops']",2887,2810,"May 03, 2010"
to act infantile and obstinate; to reject common sense in favor of self-interest regardless of consequences,congressional,Owens808,"[u'#congress', u'#infantile', u'#obstinate', u'#shallow', u'#common sense', u'#self-interest', u'#congresional']",3454,3028,"December 31, 2012"
When two or more parties have entered separate bathroom stalls at nearly the same time and deliberately delay moving their bowels so as not to be the one to break the often awkward and intense silence.,brinksmanshit,Brodium Dudeconate,"[u'#poop', u'#public restroom', u'#shituation', u'#bathroom code', u'#cuban missile crisis']",3417,2318,"September 21, 2010"
"A person who joins the gym in early January because of their New Years Resolution.  Resolutionists can be spotted by their pasty white skin, excessive fat, poor form, and blank look on their face as they stand next to any piece of gym equipment.  Resolutionists usually migrate back to the couch any time from mid-January to early March.",Resolutionist,rKelly0137,"[u'#gym', u'#resolution', u'#lazy', u'#fat', u'#january joiner', u'#get in shape']",3205,2342,"June 22, 2006"
A Christmas present given by a procrastinator.,New Year's present,hillary2016,"[u'#christmas', u'#present', u'#gift', u'#procrastination', u'#holiday', u""#new year's eve"", u""#new year's day""]",2162,2602,"December 25, 2012"
"Used to describe the final moments of a given event, or situation where change is still a possibility. 
 Right before a deadline. ",The 11th Hour,Lig Na Baste,"[u'#deadline', u'#11th hour', u'#final', u'#something else', u'#another tag']",2977,3386,"June 10, 2008"
A food or beverage that is so delicious that ingesting it is akin to a religious experience.,Deligious,Lorien Gamaroff,"[u'#delicious', u'#religious', u'#deligous', u'#diligious', u'#diligous']",5768,3572,"September 26, 2008"
"Verb. To eat furiously and profusely instead of actually dealing with issues. Normally done because the occasion requires a happy attitude, not a controversial one. Most common during family holidays when many treats are available yet much family stress as well.",Rage Eat,AlwaysWinning,"[u'#eating', u'#anger', u'#family problems', u'#life problems', u'#food problems']",2089,2494,"December 25, 2012"
That person whom shows up AFTER everything else is done and offers to do something AFTER everything is already finished.,last minute helper,jpg3,"[u'#slacker', u'#loser', u'#useless', u'#asshole', u'#fake']",3553,2223,"December 24, 2012"
A shit so epic/huge/painful/life changing that the bible should be rewritten to incorporate it some how.,Biblical Shit,wuvwa,"[u'#crap', u'#poop', u'#bible', u'#jesus', u'#christ']",3081,3378,"February 11, 2012"
"when a Christmas party gets out of control, and the cops are called",Police Navidad,ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ,"[u'#feliz navidad', u'#spanish merry christmas', u'#police', u'#disturbance of the peace', u'#police raid']",6499,2205,"December 23, 2011"
To be humiliated in front of ones family.,familiated,jpg3,"[u'#family', u'#humiliated', u'#embarrassed', u'#pride', u'#ego']",7986,3180,"December 07, 2011"
issue of main concern regarding a given subject,chief beef,bubblefingers,"[u'#main concern', u'#issue', u'#problem', u'#disagreement', u'#not seeing eye to eye']",1526,1603,"June 03, 2011"
"a condescending expression used on body building and fitness forums to question the legitimacy of someone’s fitness expertise or weight lifting routine. Similar to other interrogatives like “U Mad?” or “U Jelly?”, the phrase is mainly used to aggravate another user during arguments about physical fitness.",Do you even lift?,angrymongolian,"[u'#do you even lift?', u'#bro', u'#meme', u'#i like turtles', u'#weiner']",3846,1504,"May 25, 2012"
An expletive usually expressing disbelief or exasperation. It is the opposite to that of a Christian person saying ‘Christ on the cross.’ Somewhat akin to saying ‘Shit on a stick.’,christ on a crutch,logic000,"[u'#expletive', u'#shit on a stick', u'#christ on the cross', u'#christian', u'#disbelief', u'#exasperation']",854,2429,"July 04, 2012"
A term used to describe something that you haven't heard or seen in forever.,since i fell off my dinosaur,batmanbinsuparman,"[u'#fell', u'#off', u'#my', u'#dinosaur', u'#since', u'#yugo', u'#dafuq']",2373,830,"June 13, 2012"
When everyone sitting around you in an office has the same appointment and you hear everyone’s cell phone reminder for that appointment go off at the approximately the same time.,Reminder Storm,KrisAtx,"[u'#cell phone', u'#alert', u'#storm', u'#gale', u'#cue', u'#prompt', u'#tempest', u'#hurricane']",961,811,"June 05, 2012"
What one gets after hours and hours of meetings discussing a decision and the decision is never made.,Corporate Blue Balls,BB63,"[u'#cbb', u'#corporate bb', u'#indecision', u'#corporate blu balls', u'#corporate tease']",1367,480,"December 04, 2012"
Opposite of concubine. A man in a harem that a powerful woman keeps for sex.,Concubone,Scrappy SamCat,"[u'#gigolo', u'#chambermate', u'#baby boy', u'#sex slave', u'#breeder']",1559,588,"January 21, 2009"
to be out of marijuana,dankrupt,fotweny,[],3778,761,"November 18, 2004"
"When you receive a gift that's been wrapped multiple times, causing you to rip away layer after layer of paper and wondering when it will finally stop while the person who gave it to you looks on with a sadistic grin. Funny the first couple of layers, but can get quite tiring soon.",Russian Doll present,BlueOrchid,"[u'#russian doll', u'#present', u'#presents', u'#gift', u'#gifts']",1869,545,"January 05, 2007"
That way you stagger your car at a stoplight so that your window isn't lined up directly with the car next to you so as to avoid awkward eye contact and/or open-window singalongs.,stoplight stagger,sixpence,"[u'#stoplight', u'#stop light', u'#awkward stoplight', u'#stoplight stager', u'#justin bieber sucks']",2268,469,"June 04, 2012"
Freaking-out over that special online purchase that's supposed to be delivered before Christmas.,Holiday Package Anxiety,Mike Misquez,"[u'#holiday', u'#fed ex', u'#package', u'#gift', u'#delivery', u'#stress', u'#black friday', u'#cyber monday']",585,846,"December 19, 2011"
"The seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything then flies off again leaving a big mess behind",Seagull Management,Anonymous,[],4038,525,"August 25, 2003"
Food that has fallen to the floor that you pick up and eat anyway,floor sample,Titan McFoley,"[u'#3 second rule', u'#personal hygiene', u'#gross', u'#delicious', u'#game', u'#lol']",1373,495,"December 03, 2012"
When you lead someone on via text message.,tease text,barnz944,"[u'#text', u'#phone', u'#ugly', u'#tease', u'#boredom']",1254,1010,"August 17, 2009"
Heavy anal flow resulting from excessive alcohol consumption often accompanied with severe pains,Beeriod,goosewing,"[u'#beeriod', u'#beriod', u'#period', u'#alcohol', u'#shits']",1884,943,"April 05, 2006"
Expressing oneself using several business buzzwords in rapid succession.,synergasm,matchlight,"[u'#buzzwords', u'#business speak', u'#marketdroid', u'#bull shit', u'#made up words']",1161,565,"July 17, 2008"
The act of abstaining from masturbation during the month of December.,Drycember,Jizzm26,"[u'#wanking', u'#masturbation', u'#drycember', u'#movember', u'#jizz', u'#wank', u'#blue balls']",1020,1512,"November 28, 2012"
"The internet analog of buyer's remorse, wherein one comes to regret having clicked on a link of interest after they look up at the clock minutes or hours later and realize that they have invested an inordinate amount of time reading an article, playing a game, conversing with someone, looking at photos, etc. which they would not have spent had they resisted the impulse to ""check it out""...",Clicker's Remorse,drbeer,"[u'#click', u'#remorse', u'#link', u'#buyer', u'#timesink']",1358,348,"November 22, 2012"
One that has money beyond that of a normal baller yet pays less taxes than a street pharmaceutical rep or an illegal immigrant.,Mitt Romney Money,TheQuietStormRVA,"[u'#mitt romney', u'#mr tit money', u'#mr money tit', u'#romney', u'#mitt']",4945,3786,"November 19, 2012"
"The nauseating, upset stomach feeling you sometimes get after dining out on some cheap sushi.",sushi sickness,westfalia,"[u'#sick', u'#sushi', u'#nauseating', u'#stomach', u'#upset', u'#barf']",296,1204,"January 18, 2010"
"Noun: A state of being lively, animated, excited or full of high spirits",bubblytude,heartofworship,"[u'#hyper', u'#quiet', u'#sober', u'#aroused', u'#high']",692,880,"November 26, 2012"
"When a person hears the song ""Teach Me How to Dougie"" by Cali Swag District, and has a pavlov's dog-type reaction, being un-able to do anything but the ""Dougie"" dance. This term references an experiment by Ivan Pavlov in which dogs were trained to salivate upon hearing the ringing of the bell.",Pavlov's Dougie,westfalia,"[u'#cali', u'#swag', u'#district', u'#dougie', u'#dance', u'#rhythm']",554,969,"May 06, 2011"
"Any film, video, or series of photos that exists solely to garner the ubiquitous ""awww"" from its viewers.",cute porn,wazooyou,"[u'#cuteporn', u'#kitty porn', u'#torture porn', u'#cute-porn', u'#animal porn']",558,1255,"November 26, 2012"
"Stereotype used to categorize individuals who fall into a fairly modern trend in child rearing, where the child is not properly raised. Instead the parent(s) occupy the child by setting them in front of a TV as opposed to actively engaging the child in productive activities. This type of childhood typically fosters poor social behaviors and disorders such as ADHD, beckoning use of term.",boob tube baby,Chillbur,"[u'#socially awkward', u'#generation y personality', u'#tv', u'#poor parenting', u'#social stereotype']",1137,535,"November 21, 2012"
Lines on the sides of your eyes and forehead.,WTF Lines,bj11558,"[u'#crowsfeet', u'#wrinkles', u'#wtf', u'#eyes', u'#idiots']",1493,569,"November 18, 2012"
'Sofa Sunday' is the day or days when most people shop for the holiday gifts using their tablets.,Sofa Sunday,catalog_fan,"[u'#holiday shopping', u'#black friday', u'#cyber monday', u'#deals', u'#shopping']",444,1072,"December 05, 2011"
When a party is liable for all of the damage incurred by a third party after becoming excessively high on marijuana.,Several Joint Liability,Billings Learned Hand,"[u'#several', u'#joint', u'#liability', u'#torts', u'#law', u'#legal', u'#marijuana', u'#bong', u'#blunt', u'#vaporizer']",330,1622,"November 19, 2012"
"A blurted deeply held politically-incorrect belief that one thinks will rally people to one's cause, or make people more sympathetic to you, that winds up having the directly opposite effect.",Romneyism,the original serial poet,"[u'#gaffe', u'#flap', u'#flapdoodle', u'#nonsense', u'#twaddle', u'#fiddlesticks', u'#romnism', u'#romnayism', u'#eloquence', u'#wisdom', u'#fact', u'#shooting yourself in the foot']",1383,1743,"November 19, 2012"
The annual act of rearranging your refridgerator in order to accommodate all of your Thanksgiving leftovers.,Thanksgiving Tetris,Baby Sea Tuna,"[u'#turkey', u'#tetris', u'#leftovers', u'#cleavage', u'#thanksgiving', u'#pilgrims', u'#yam']",2449,339,"November 25, 2009"
When you don't eat all day in anticipation of your Thanksgiving Feast.,Thanksgiving Fast,GoldmanC,"[u'#thanksgiving', u'#fast', u'#feast', u'#hungry', u'#thanks']",1384,351,"November 25, 2010"
"To be home alone, doing whatever, whenever, with whoever",Macaulay Culking,offensieve,"[u'#macaulay culking', u'#macaulay culkin', u'#macaulay', u'#culkin', u'#home alone']",2149,702,"November 18, 2012"
"A political advertisement that continues to appear on television or radio stations days if not weeks after the election is over. This includes political signs left in people's yards for months or old political bumper stickers stating one's support for Ross Perot, Bush/Cheney, or Proposition 13 from 1982.",zombie ad,ChillyFreakingWilly,"[u'#ghostvertisements', u'#ad echos', u'#ghost ads', u'#ad ghosts', u'#ad fart']",1403,391,"November 12, 2012"
Puppy fart syndrome is when a person is shocked or woken by their own fart.,puppy fart syndrome,Paul Daley,"[u'#puppy', u'#fart', u'#syndrome', u'#shock', u'#horror', u'#loud', u'#noise']",1599,568,"May 10, 2008"
A form of punishment wherein an employee fucks up beyond the reprimand of a warning and is put on a disciplinary leave of absence with or without pay.,Shamecation,DocLoLiday,"[u'#vacation', u'#disciplinary leave', u'#suspension', u'#staycation', u'#absence']",2375,1679,"June 02, 2012"
"disease earned through the chain of command in the US military, specifically, from a superior to a subordinate or a hired author",pentagonorrhea,Ro20,"[u'#pentagonorrhean', u'#petreaus', u'#allin', u'#biography', u'#military']",2034,2856,"November 14, 2012"
the sensation of nostalgia while experiencing the event that you should be nostalgic about,Prestalgia,allen3,"[u'#nostalgia', u'#party', u'#memory', u'#happiness', u'#history']",474,1163,"November 13, 2012"
"1. stairs that have been sealed off and lead nowhere2. a misspelling of ""blank stares""",blank stairs,Moggraider,"[u'#idioms', u'#misspellings', u'#turns of phrase', u'#homonyms', u'#expressions']",413,890,"July 29, 2010"
The endless cycle of Apple products that are released at the pace of a rampaging water buffalo and have little to no practical advancements over the previous versions.,iFatigue,DogEars,"[u'#iphone', u'#iweary', u'#ibored', u'#idevice', u'#igiveup']",2628,439,"November 12, 2012"
sending messages through instant messaging in a rapidly sequential intervals.,typerventilating,ExaRox,"[u'#texting', u'#instant messaging', u'#rapidly texting', u'#typerventillating', u'#hyperventillating over text']",1816,405,"February 09, 2009"
The act of watching numerous recorded university lectures at 2x speed in a futile attempt to cover an entire semesters material the day before the final exam.,Chipmunking,MonkChipper,"[u'#chipmonking', u'#chip munking', u'#exams', u'#university', u'#studying', u'#college']",1212,461,"November 10, 2012"
A connoisseur in the field of Marijuana Studies.,Chronasseur,Cantarooots,"[u'#pot', u'#marijuana', u'#connoisseur', u'#stoned', u'#high']",1167,920,"May 27, 2012"
People who preoccupy themselves with correcting the spelling and grammar of others - normally out of some self-esteem issue or desire to prove some value from their otherwise useless thirty-grand education.,Red Pen Police,jazuuk,"[u'#grammar', u'#spelling', u'#anal', u'#red', u'#pen', u'#police']",1540,700,"November 07, 2012"
"The 5 to 10lbs. (and even more in extreme cases) of weight put on while on a luxury cruise with all you can eat buffets, room service and plentiful alcohol.",Cruise Weight,natron1588,"[u'#fat', u'#out of shape', u'#vacation', u'#flabby', u'#love handles']",739,325,"November 07, 2012"
"The feeling you have the day after an election, because you stayed up late trying to find out the results.",Election hangover,Nemo6969,"[u'#obamitis', u'#hangover', u'#tiredness', u'#anxiety', u'#fretfullness']",7673,1709,"November 03, 2010"
"Reference to the cult classic movie ""Napoleon Dynamite"". Pedro, a quiet Mexican immigrant kid, is running for high school student body president. As part of his campaign, he distributes T-shits with ""Vote for Pedro"" printed accross the front.",vote for pedro,Tronno,[],2058,459,"February 08, 2005"
"The act of engaging in undesirable or unlawful activities such as stealing, smoking marijuana, and drinking forties on the street.",Hoodrat Shit,K Dolo,"[u'#ghetto', u'#illegal', u'#stupid', u'#wildin', u'#retarded']",1489,490,"June 17, 2010"
A canadian asshole.,Eh hole,Thouvenel,"[u'#canadian', u'#asshole', u'#eh', u'#hole', u'#jerk']",1957,623,"November 02, 2012"
Short trip after a couple gets married in place of a full honeymoon.,minimoon,clearedtoland,"[u'#trip', u'#mini moon', u'#honeymoon', u'#wedding trip', u'#getaway']",418,517,"April 13, 2009"
"This occurs when you complete an assignment, project, or other accomplishment and a co-worker, supervisor, executive or other employee either
a. claims the credit for the work accomplished
b. discredits the work accomplished for no apparent reason
c. requests a lot of useless modifications or asks a lot of pointless questions to make the work seem inadequateThis situation is typically encountered when interacting with people who either do no or little work, have no accomplishments, and or are lacking in grey matterShort: WJ",Workjacked,Realworkterms,"[u'#work', u'#job', u'#accomplishments', u'#boss', u'#robbed']",1109,264,"May 23, 2012"
Noun; A place where people of a geekier nature can be themselves without the fear of ridicule; an area where cosplay is accepted as being normal and out of costume people are rejected and despised. Normally a comic book store or a gaming shop.,Nerdist Colony,Super Ultra Sexy Spockfish,"[u'#nerd', u'#geek', u'#cosplay', u'#colony', u'#nerdist', u'#nudist', u'#nudeist']",1279,289,"July 17, 2011"
"celebration where little kids dress up and get candy, teens dress up, get drunk, and go get candy, and adults dress up, get drunk, and give out candy, funny how things all work out.",halloween,smoochiecoochie,[],3301,617,"October 27, 2003"
"A pack be it small or large one would keep close by loaded with essentials of survival. Urban and Rural Bug-out bags may differ in contents but will be used during and for the same event. 
 ",Bug-out Bag,Russ T,"[u'#obama', u'#bush', u'#nwo', u'#bilderberg', u'#emocaust', u'#cheney', u'#usa', u'#abercrombie', u'#gap', u'#seattle', u'#nirvana', u'#tool', u'#maynard', u'#patriot act', u'#iraq', u'#guns', u'#xbox', u'#ps3', u'#lcd', u'#shit', u'#piss', u'#fuck', u'#cunt', u'#cocksucker', u'#mother', u'#fucker', u'#tits', u'#fart', u'#turd', u'#twat', u'#i', u'#fucked', u'#your', u'#mom']",867,392,"January 22, 2009"
"A professional athlete that achieves celebrity status, especially a professional in action sports.",prolebrity,tricksarefornicks,"[u'#pro', u'#celebrity', u'#professional', u'#kook', u'#prolebrity', u'#ryan sheckler.']",340,731,"January 12, 2010"
"The state your face is in right before you cry, just after you've cried, or when you almost cried.",Cry Face,tiredcoffee,"[u'#cry', u'#face', u'#sad', u'#tear', u'#dejected', u'#contenance']",605,694,"December 22, 2009"
"A Frankenstorm is a hurricane and winter storm hybrid, involving a ""monster"" combination of high winds, heavy rain, extreme tides and snow. A Frankenstorm carries with it a risk of fatalities, power outages and severe property damage.",Frankenstorm,ClioMuse,"[u'#frankenstorm', u'#hurricane', u'#monster', u'#storm', u'#franken']",979,467,"October 26, 2012"
"Some who is contantly posting pictures on facebook of themselves in swims suits and workout clothes to show everyone how hot they are. Also paired with contant status updates about fruits, vegatables, juicing, working out, going to whole foods and posting articles about those topics. This generally annoys the shit out of others and there are never any comments on the posts except for the person's s/o who is equally obsessed and annoying.",bodybooking,funwife,"[u'#hot boyfriend', u'#annoying', u'#facebook', u'#working out', u'#protein shake']",1261,318,"May 16, 2012"
"""Absence makes the heart grow fonder"". When a couple haven't seen each other for a while, the next time they meet is going to be their hornymoon.",hornymoon,Nomanches,"[u'#horny', u'#honeymoon', u'#absence', u'#couple', u'#hornymoons']",1352,432,"October 24, 2012"
"A fourth classification of animal in the food chain behind Carnivore, Herbivore and Omnivore that eats only garbage.
",Garbivore,Chris Ulrickson,"[u'#garbage', u'#trash', u'#carnivore', u'#herbivore', u'#omnivore', u'#food chain', u'#garbavore']",716,750,"March 06, 2007"
A person that suddenly stops when they are walking right in front of another.,Walk blocker,edesia,"[u'#stopper', u'#fast walker', u'#jerk', u'#annoying', u'#ass']",1778,680,"April 26, 2009"
"The condition that a person who goes ""blah blah blah"" suffers from.Acute verbosity, manifested in meaningless blabber.",blabber infection,the_saurus,"[u'#verbal diarreha', u'#verbose', u'#blabber mouth', u'#blabber jabber', u'#talktative', u'#talkathon']",967,371,"May 10, 2012"
"Used to alert people when an internet post, book, article, picture, video, audio clip, or some other media could potentially cause extremely negative reactions (such as post-traumatic flashbacks or self-harm) due to its content. Sometimes abbreviated as ""TW.""",Trigger warning,raggedyanndy,"[u'#social justice', u'#tw', u'#trigger', u'#warning', u'#triggered']",2954,2088,"November 08, 2011"
(1) To flip-flop.(2) To black out.,Romnesia,SeamusRomney,"[u'#amnesia', u'#flip-flop', u'#waffle', u'#black out', u'#forget']",2172,981,"October 19, 2012"
"The frozen and contorted, usually mildly retarded looking, facial expression one makes for a few seconds before they let out a sneeze or when experiencing a ""Sneezus Interruptus"".",Sneeze Freeze,Jack Chau,"[u'#sneezing', u'#retarded', u'#face', u'#sneezus freetus', u'#cold', u'#allergy', u'#sneeze', u'#bless you', u'#nose', u'#frozen']",1342,305,"January 27, 2011"
"The act of taking no act, most often used as a passive aggressive response to undesirable advances. Easiest way to ""respond"" to a written request to have lunch or just-go-do-something. Neither ""yes"" nor ""no,"" but really ""no.""",pocket veto,"Reid ""Mr. Peepers"" Golden","[u'#dis', u'#ignore', u'#let down easy', u'#veto', u'#dismiss']",684,390,"April 29, 2007"
Where Mitt Romney gets his women from,Binders full of women,Laleph,"[u'#mitt', u'#romney', u'#mitt romney', u'#binders', u'#women', u'#girls', u'#traper keeper', u'#obama', u'#presidential debate']",2826,814,"October 16, 2012"
Short form of would've and would have. (Uses less pixels). Usually used to annoy pedants.,Would of,JustPassing,"[u'#would of', u'#would have', u'#could of', u'#should of', u'#might of']",298,1066,"October 15, 2012"
When love at first sight blossoms for people who met on facebook.,love at first profile picture,RisingWolve,"[u'#love at first sight', u'#facebook', u'#slut', u'#friend request', u'#fb']",977,761,"May 02, 2012"
A pair of short shorts that when you wear them your 'booty' 'hangs' out of the bottom.,booty hangers,Shmerkel,"[u'#booty', u'#hangers', u'#slutty', u'#butt', u'#ass']",1263,503,"February 28, 2012"
A person will use this greeting when he or she forgets the other person's name and tries to hide that fact.,hey you,felenoral,"[u'#greet', u'#hello', u'#hi', u'#good evening', u'#good afternoon']",1963,764,"September 16, 2007"
"A picture taken of yourself that is planned to be uploaded to Facebook, Myspace or any other sort of social networking website. You can usually see the person's arm holding out the camera in which case you can clearly tell that this person does not have any friends to take pictures of them so they resort to Myspace to find internet friends and post pictures of themselves, taken by themselves. A selfie is usually accompanied by a kissy face or the individual looking in a direction that is not towards the camera.",Selfie,SaRAWRR,"[u'#selfie', u'#selfy', u'#picture of self', u'#twosie', u'#threesie', u'#foursie', u'#myspace', u'#facebook', u'#myspace face']",7587,2432,"July 29, 2009"
"A term describing a person who sneaks into the gym without paying, or someone who uses another's gym pass in order to work out.",Illegal Gymigrant,L0,"[u'#illegal', u'#immigrant', u'#illegal immigrant', u'#gym', u'#work out', u'#exercise', u'#steal']",3442,403,"June 11, 2010"
"Refers to a supply of contraband to be sold for profit.  Distinguished from ""stash"" or ""personal"", in that ""work"" is usually only sold and often consists of a lower quality product.",work,DrHavoc,[],1488,883,"May 21, 2004"
A generation of obese kids.,Generation XL,CompleteStranger,"[u'#generation', u'#obesity', u'#kids', u'#xl', u'#x']",2025,372,"October 05, 2009"
A) Verb. To take something that is already in a positive state of being and then elevate it to an unprecedented level of excellence by modifying or adding to it.B) Verb. A deal sweetener.,Bacon Wrap,A1MurderSauce,"[u'#deal sweetener', u'#hook it up', u'#sugar coat', u'#complimentary', u'#gratis']",1189,342,"October 05, 2012"
Someone who has a bias against the excessive use (or ownership) of rice.,ricist,TheBeaker,"[u'#rice', u'#abmornmal', u'#too much', u'#excessive', u'#50 lbs']",1035,990,"March 11, 2008"
A nickname for your supervisor at work; usually used in plural form to describe a group of supervisors.,grown-up,MyGirlFriday,"[u'#boss', u'#supervisor', u'#work', u'#nickname', u'#adult']",946,630,"August 20, 2006"
"Used to metaphorically describe a difficult situation, as in hard schoolwork.
 The word struggle can also be used in conjunction with other modes of transport, describing the depth to which one is struggling(i.e. struggle scooter, struggle skateboard, struggle footwear).",Struggle Bus,VADyme,"[u'#struggle', u'#hot mess', u'#struggle bus', u'#mess', u'#issue']",1064,870,"April 16, 2009"
The forced smile that a person in a spotlighted position adopts in reaction to an opponent's attack during a verbal spar as a way to save face in front of an audience and to keep the mood seemingly friendly.,debate smile,JMPetersen,"[u'#expression', u'#look', u'#reaction', u'#grimace', u'#facial']",1116,265,"October 02, 2008"
v. to pleasure oneself through use of an Apple product,macturbate,eponymousrhinocerous,"[u'#apple', u'#mac', u'#nerds', u'#computers', u'#windows', u'#microsoft', u'#linux', u'#iphone', u'#ipad', u'#ipod', u'#macbook', u'#imac']",2589,613,"September 11, 2012"
"One who does not possess the enzymes necessary to digest gluten, a main ingredient in wheat products. One who is ""glutarded"" must only eat gluten-free foods, such as water, tofu, and air.",glutard,beardy51188,"[u'#gluten', u'#gluten-free', u'#wheat', u'#food', u'#intolerant']",1839,807,"September 03, 2006"
"When television shows you unpleasant images without any warning.Images that should not be shown at the lunch hour when people are eating.
Things that you cannot 'unsee'.",Ambush TV,amnesiavictim,"[u'#unfair', u'#rude', u'#manipulative', u'#sad', u'#outrageous']",1182,360,"September 29, 2012"
An otherwise normal photo that has been ruined or spoiled by someone who was not supposed to be in the photograph.,Photobomb,Teresa from OK,"[u'#photo bomber', u'#photo', u'#ruin', u'#spoiled', u'#photo bomb']",3128,834,"November 16, 2009"
The one or two people who insist on going up a stairway or down a stairway (usually after a train arrives at a subway stop) while all the people leaving the train are going in the opposite direction.,Subway salmon,Pauldonyc,"[u'#subway', u'#crowds', u'#traffic', u'#upstream', u'#fish']",1365,401,"September 24, 2012"
"A business acronym standing for ""We're fucked it's over""",WFIO,wiseheathen,"[u'#business', u'#acronyms', u'#comedy', u'#entrepreneurship', u'#apathy']",1923,358,"April 05, 2011"
"Translates to ""what's going on?"" from wagwaan or wagwan. Means ""what's up?"" ""what's happening in your life?"" or even just ""hi, how are you?"". Used as an internet slang greeting.",wag1,Sarah Potter,"[u'#wagwaan', u'#wagwan', u'#sup', u'#wag', u'#1']",573,1323,"May 02, 2007"
"Refers to an un-educated individual. Usually used by stuck up, middle class, university student types to describe any other normal person.",Pleb,nano118,"[u'#pleb', u'#plem', u'#peb', u'#snob', u'#student']",596,1224,"June 11, 2008"
"A more serious, professional tone of voice typically reserved for voicemail greetings. It's often misused in casual, less business-oriented settings.",Voicemail voice,Trapper Schoepp,"[u'#dead serious', u'#tone', u'#talking', u'#business', u'#voice']",1009,330,"September 14, 2012"
"An absurdly single-purposed tool or solution which solves a problem you don't actually have. Like many products in the popular in-flight catalog, Skymall.",Skymall solution,epynephrin,"[u'#useless', u'#single-purposed', u'#nearly useless', u'#sky mall solution', u'#useful']",875,407,"April 11, 2012"
"Shaking the ketchup bottle is a euphemism for male masturbation. The metaphor comes from both the vigorous shaking motion applied to a ketchup bottle, and the ""splooging"" of ketchup when you've shaken it for long enough. Note: If what comes out is actually ketchup coloured, then you should very likely consult a doctor.",Shaking the ketchup bottle,orangepony,"[u'#masturbation', u'#wanking', u'#spanking the monkey', u'#jerking off', u'#choking the chicken', u'#rubbing one out', u'#fapping', u'#whacking off']",1471,573,"April 12, 2012"
n - A mystical transaction in which a student and/or parent subjects themselves to financial slavery (indentured servitude) for the foreseeable future.,Student Loan,dphornguygo to Taco Bell? Tim:,"[u'#slavery', u'#indentured servant', u'#educational obstacle', u'#debt', u'#loan']",1582,432,"September 16, 2012"
This is a game that needs a minimum of 2 players.  it can be played anywhere from the workplace to school.  It starts when one player says penis ! the other player must say penis ! but louder than the first person.  it goes on until one player quits or cant get louder than the other.,Penis Game,happyfeet...,"[u'#penis', u'#game', u'#fun', u'#competition', u'#dick']",3222,965,"December 20, 2006"
An Asian who lives in Canada,Canasian,Pork TheOtherWhite Meat,[],1067,900,"September 04, 2003"
A large penis,Lap Hog,Duphf1,"[u'#cock', u'#penis', u'#dick', u'#beef knot', u'#sausage']",1176,1336,"June 19, 2012"
The barrier to further promotion in a business defined by a person's inability to play golf.,grass ceiling,the fazzinator,"[u'#marble ceiling', u'#lawn', u'#golf', u'#ceiling', u'#promotion']",1099,466,"January 10, 2007"
"1) To lose intensity or dwindle in strength.
2) An exposed penis (peter).",peter out,Nicholas D,"[u'#peter', u'#fade', u'#faded', u'#rock out with your cock out', u'#jam out with your clam out', u'#hang out with your wang out', u'#flash']",795,463,"March 09, 2009"
Drive fast; drive as if you stole the car and the police are after you.,drive it like you stole it,Albert,[],1910,561,"February 15, 2004"
The pleasure experienced when a member of an opposed political party is experiencing embarassment or disfunction.,poliitical schadenfreude,Duckbutt,[],617,497,"January 01, 2004"
"""Gangnam Style"" is a Korean neologism mainly associated with upscale fashion and lavish lifestyle associated with trendsetters in Seoul’s Gangnam district (강남), which is considered the most affluent part of the metropolitan area. In colloquial usage, it is comparable to the English slang terms “swag” or “yolo”.",Gangnam Style,Sylta,"[u'#gangnam', u'#style', u'#psy', u'#got', u'#swag']",4613,2093,"August 16, 2012"
"Adding status updates to Facebook, constantly, because no one is paying attention to one. Also, being alone in one's room in a house full of people, feeling lonely, and appealing to Facebook to feel validated.",Lonelybooking,ReverendDoctor,"[u'#drunkbooking', u'#vaguebooking', u'#sadbooking', u'#facebooking', u'#fuckbooking']",831,420,"April 04, 2012"
Reply to a dispute of debt.  Common gangsta mantra.  Meant to express the non-negotiability of debt.  ,fuck you pay me,DoktorJ,"[u'#fuck', u'#you', u'#pay', u'#me', u'#goodfellas']",2041,528,"December 15, 2005"
Trimming a dog or cats nails.,pawdicure,Momus the Sarcastic,"[u'#pedicure', u'#manicure', u'#dog', u'#cat', u'#nails', u'#claws']",657,711,"August 10, 2011"
When you fly somewhere for a girl and get rejected.,JetBlue Balls,icwish,"[u'#blue balls', u'#jetblue', u'#love', u'#girls', u'#rejection', u'#disappointment']",1718,526,"December 26, 2009"
To be able to communicate equally well with both nerds and  normal people alike.,poindextrous,jennifer dietz,"[u'#savoire faire', u'#cool nerd', u'#gregarious', u'#adaptable', u'#amicable', u'#people person', u'#chick magnet', u'#friendly', u'#poised']",1813,441,"May 09, 2008"
"Pounds or fat, (lb) is the symbol for pounds.
",Lb's,pete wood,"[u'#fat', u'#pounds', u'#weight', u'#big', u'#diet']",584,668,"March 16, 2006"
The country with the world's best toilets.,Japan,Ookpick GooseFrubba,[],7363,1480,"August 16, 2005"
The gnarled shape of your hands and arms after playing several hours and/or days of World of Warcraft. This condition usually results in sore joints and numbness. ,wowthritis,Captain Peepers,"[u'#warcraft', u'#world of warcraft', u'#game', u'#gamer', u'#blizzard']",575,630,"January 03, 2006"
"when someone is so close to orgasm that he or she cannot stop having sex/masturbating, regardless of the circumstances",point of no return,kotero,"[u'#masturbating', u'#masterbating', u'#jacking', u'#sex', u'#orgasm', u'#jerking']",2469,496,"January 13, 2007"
A smile having an orgasm.,laugh,Brenden H,"[u'#orgasm', u'#smile', u'#climax', u'#funny', u'#verb']",2564,924,"October 15, 2006"
"A repulsive individual that you typically encounter at a night club that makes aggressive advances towards unwilling women. As a result, the girls start clinging to you, and leads to a hook up.",Reverse Cock Block,dhun,"[u'#wing man', u'#wingman', u'#hookup', u'#guiding', u'#cock']",1279,393,"August 29, 2012"
"The area of land between New Orleans and Mobile, as referenced during Hurricane Isaac coverage by The Weather Channel. Also known as Mississippi.",Landmass,jeffd82,"[u'#land mass', u'#ole mass', u'#mass', u'#mass state', u'#mississippi']",902,587,"August 29, 2012"
Verb.When casually browsing a web page and scrolling down you come across a picture that you had no intention or want to view.,Scroll Shock,Truthzor,"[u'#tranny', u'#tissue', u'#intention', u'#picture', u'#porn', u'#whore']",1107,359,"August 28, 2012"
"Similar to Web Browsing, but done from the comfort of your bed.",Bed Browsing,Walters13,"[u'#web', u'#bed', u'#browsing', u'#internet', u'#surf']",921,488,"August 24, 2012"
A pile of dog crap that isn't picked up by its owner and is instead left to be stepped in.,Yard bomb,LZ 822,"[u'#asshole', u'#dog', u'#neighbor', u'#dog poop', u'#droppings']",1031,354,"August 17, 2012"
"Refers to a work day interrupted by an internet outage that effectively shuts down all productivity, especially at a .com.",digital snow day,deca,"[u'#internt outage', u'#productivity loss', u'#internet down', u'#no internet', u'#snow day']",1003,311,"August 23, 2012"
"A term of encouragement often used to drunkenly encourage equally intoxicated acquaintances. Rarely used on the subject of encouragement's actual birthdate. Commonly preceeded by ""Go (name)"" and occasionally followed by, ""no it's not, go anyway"" when spoken by those in the 8-13 year old age bracket (who are hopefully not drunk).",it's your birthday,Birthday Girl,[],827,353,"March 25, 2004"
A man who can do more with one testicle than most could do with a pair.,lance armstrong,captain kirks number 2 bowl,"[u'#balls', u'#nuts', u'#bike', u'#cycle', u'#athlete']",2249,916,"October 12, 2005"
"A politician or other wealthy person with influence. Called such because the vast majority of politicians and powerful people in the USA are old, white men.",Old White Man,chigu,"[u'#politician', u'#usa', u'#mccain', u'#america', u'#merkins']",913,854,"September 19, 2008"
"Usually followed by 'stays in Vegas' - the details events of a weekend or short amount of time a person spent out of town are suppressed. The term would usually refer to someone going by themselves or with friends for a weekend in Las Vegas, Nevada, but you could apply it to another city/town if the other person knew what you were referring to.",what happens in vegas,mun-b,"[u'#las', u'#vegas', u'#secret', u'#away', u'#holiday', u'#incident']",691,350,"April 16, 2008"
waffles made out of ego which are consumed by narcissistic people in order to sustain a delicate ego,ego waffles,Apathetic Messiah,"[u'#egotistic', u'#narcissistic', u'#condescend', u'#eggo', u'#you']",609,918,"January 23, 2011"
"A simple, undefined reply when an ignorant comment or action is made. Brought to life in the South Park series, when Mr. Derp made a guest apperance at South Park Elementary as the chef for a day, followed by hitting himself in the head with a hammer and exclaiming ""Derp!""",derp,crunk nigga holla,"[u'#south park', u'#mr derp', u'#fart', u'#funny', u'#haha']",13031,11098,"October 11, 2005"
Rape between one man and one woman who are not married or even acquainted; the only rape sanctioned by the Republican Party.,Legitimate Rape,JPGClog,"[u'#rape', u'#prison rape', u'#acquaintance rape', u'#gay rape', u'#sexual assault']",4407,1349,"August 19, 2012"
"Abbreviation for ""down to fuck""",DTF,dmplesUT,[],8923,3070,"December 12, 2002"
Down For Whatever ... as in... I totally want to hang with you and I am interested in doing anything cool.  Emphasis on being psyched to chill and hang out.,dfw,Marina B,"[u'#cool', u'#into it', u'#open', u'#flexible', u'#relaxed']",1205,590,"August 02, 2007"
Inability to stay awake during the day because one has stayed up late watching coverage of the Olympic games.,medal fatigue,DWF+1,"[u'#olympics', u'#athleticism', u'#sports', u'#international', u'#games']",824,707,"August 11, 2012"
This happens when your body knows when you are getting close to home and automatically wants to expell all feces in short order,Radar Ass,dayday1980,"[u'#radar', u'#ass', u'#turtlehead', u'#shit', u'#poop']",2297,797,"March 27, 2012"
"Derived from the term brazilian which refers to the near-complete removal of the pubic and ass-crack hair via waxing. Refers to the analogous procedure performed on a man, usually in the hopes of receiving friction-free group anilingus at the local rest stop from mustachioed long-haul truckers.",Brozilian,CPatch,[],721,963,"January 23, 2005"
"When someone sends several 1-3 word texts to complete a sentence, thought, phrase, or anything that would take a normal person one text to send. This behavior can cause the reciever of Shatner texts to have their phones freeze because of the abundance or texts coming at once. It can also cause aggravation and annoyance because the reciever cannot read the first text because the rest of the texts are strolling in. Not to be confused with spamming. Named after William Shatner's speech patterns.",Shatner texting,enzymes,"[u'#texting', u'#spamming', u'#text messages', u'#text ettiquite', u'#texting fail', u'#shatner text']",2393,425,"August 12, 2012"
"It is similar to ""making it rain"", except that instead of throwing dollar bills, one is so rich that they are able to throw diamonds.  In effect, making it snow.  Diamonds can be substituted for a large quantity of cocaine.   ",Make it Snow,Cadillac Los,"[u'#make', u'#it', u'#rain', u'#drizzle', u'#snow']",1922,1353,"November 15, 2007"
the music that is created from transformers having sex,dubstep,carsoncb,"[u'#dubstep', u'#techno', u'#bass music', u'#drum and bass', u'#orgasm']",11267,6396,"August 23, 2010"
a word that dumbasses use to mean possession.,mines,CJ,[],3828,1254,"January 07, 2004"
Something said right before a person does something amazingly stupid.,watch this,TheDumbGuy,[],3603,692,"July 15, 2005"
"A cash machine, or even an ATM.",No armed bandit,Dexter Us,"[u'#cash', u'#machine', u'#atm', u'#cashpoint', u'#money']",606,1534,"August 02, 2012"
A far more severe muffin top where several folds of fat spills over a women's pants creating various nooks and crannies.,english muffin top,ilackabettername,"[u'#muffin top', u'#fat', u'#english', u'#pants', u'#muffin']",4038,1759,"August 03, 2012"
"The sudden burst of confidence, focus, or creativity one experiences during or immediately following the consumption of coffee/caffeine.",coffeedence,wordmaestro,"[u'#confidence', u'#perky', u'#coffee', u'#drugs', u'#espresso', u'#coffeedance', u'#coffee dance', u'#under the influence']",1329,657,"August 03, 2012"
When two people have been hooking up for an extended period of time but neither will acknowledge the relationship. They like to say they are just friends but spend lots of time just the two of them and sleep together.,common law girlfriend,anonymous7787,"[u'#clg', u'#friend with benefits', u'#booty call', u'#common law gf', u'#your mom']",1918,533,"March 19, 2012"
Term coined for the Bromance between Olympic swimmers Ryan Lochte and Michael Phelps. ,Phlochte,agape_eternal,"[u'#bromance', u'#romance', u'#gay', u'#phelochte', u'#love']",1249,2530,"March 24, 2009"
"A mythical dish of the best salad ever compiled, very sought after but has never been found. It is often confused at sit down resturants as an option. ",super salad,Alex ander,"[u'#soup', u'#salad', u'#resturant', u'#side', u'#dish']",1385,482,"February 06, 2008"
Male version of duck face,Mallard Mouth,The Girls at LVC,"[u'#male duck face', u'#duck face', u'#funny face', u'#retarded look', u'#dumbass face']",444,647,"October 07, 2010"
"Snoop Dogg's reggae name, used in his first reggae song; La La La.",Snoop Lion,mamaluigi9001,"[u'#snoop dogg', u'#reggae', u'#bud', u'#la la la', u'#snoop lion']",437,738,"July 23, 2012"
"When asked about a jizz stain left on a sofa, t-shirt, towel, etc. one will often use the toothpaste defense",the toothpaste defense,hombretropical,"[u'#jizz', u'#cum', u'#semen', u'#stain', u'#ejaculate']",647,269,"July 29, 2012"
"Facebook phobia, or having an aversion to all things Facebook.",Prosopobibliophobia,J. Marquardt,"[u'#facebook', u'#phobias', u'#disorders', u'#aversion', u'#all']",285,450,"July 25, 2012"
The stricking feeling one gets of childhood nostalgia. Remembering something from childhood with longing.,Kinderstruck,Youngwriter VD,"[u'#remembrance', u'#nostalgia', u'#longing', u'#good old days', u'#childhood']",440,214,"July 19, 2012"
A financially successful geek.,nerd-do-well,ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ,"[u'#nerd', u""#ne'er-do-well"", u'#geek', u'#dweeb', u'#dork']",3068,293,"August 12, 2009"
The act of changing which country you root for in the Olympics. Usually done when your home country's team is terrible.,Olympic Adoption,Sauerz54,"[u'#olympics', u'#adoption', u'#traitor', u'#terrible', u'#curling', u'#turn-coat']",291,360,"February 22, 2010"
"A person who loves Chik-Fil-A, but not God, and is therefore pissed that Chik-Fil-A is closed on Sundays.",Chik-Fil-Atheist,B. Kennison,"[u'#chik-fil-a', u'#jesus', u'#chicken', u'#waffle fries', u'#atheism']",864,569,"August 09, 2009"
"When you're stoned, about to munch, and wish someone a good meal.",bong appetit,RiskVsReward,"[u'#food', u'#stoner', u'#munchies', u'#grub', u'#pot', u'#snacks']",446,303,"July 20, 2012"
n. Loose assemblage of activities undertaken quadrennially by over-ripped folk with an odd view of life and difficulty prioritising. Small trinkets on coloured ribbons and needlessly ostentatious flower arrangements are commonly given to several of the better entrants as stirring tunes play. Flags and advertising signage tend to be prominently displayed and portly men in suits shuffle about needlessly.......................................................................................,olympics,gnostic1,"[u'#soporific', u'#?sports', u'#go usa', u'#marketing', u'#drug fest', u'#steroids', u'#roids.']",478,556,"July 19, 2012"
When you look up the meaning of a word and the definition uses a version of the same word.,Dictionary Inception,uttersmacker,"[u'#dictionary', u'#inception', u'#define', u'#elaborate', u'#interpret']",528,313,"July 17, 2012"
a bad street musician \ optional: 'troubasnore',troubabore,ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ,"[u'#troubadour', u'#bore', u'#minstrel', u'#itinerant musician', u'#snorrowful']",2646,481,"October 25, 2009"
"A fundamental belief of Mitt Romney's, based on mistaken understanding of an issue (one of many).",Mittconception,VGBaby,"[u'#mitt romney', u'#mittromnia', u'#mitt romney flip-flopper', u'#mittle class', u'#mittiot']",809,571,"July 16, 2012"
Noun: Item of clothing or apparel used to make you look or feel more successful,successorize,CaseyLillet,"[u'#accessory', u'#accessorize', u'#embellish', u'#trim', u'#garnish', u'#decorate']",365,288,"March 19, 2010"
"The new, exponentially emerging class rising up in America consisting of often over-qualified but unemployed persons.",No Collar,Dirty Branchez,"[u'#collar', u'#no collar', u'#blue collar', u'#white collar', u'#gray collar', u'#class']",661,292,"October 12, 2009"
"noun. Pants that use tough fabric (jeans, khakis) and constantly look like said wearer has a boner. Jeans show this the most, especially whilst sitting.",boner pants,"Timmah, esq","[u'#boner', u'#boner pants', u'#jeans', u'#strap', u'#willy']",322,427,"October 22, 2007"
A person who uses an obscene amount of Axe body spray.,axehole,Woletrap Nayr,"[u'#axe hole', u'#jock', u'#jerk', u'#axe', u'#body spray']",819,271,"July 19, 2008"
When you have your phone on vibrate in your pocket and you're wearing baggy trousers so when you get a text it tickles your nuts.,texticle,Spong a Mong,"[u'#text', u'#testicle', u'#phone', u'#nuts', u'#pocket']",1074,411,"March 31, 2006"
"A French fuck buddy.
 ",bone ami,ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ,"[u'#bon ami', u'#good friend', u'#sex partner', u'#lover', u'#non-platonic friend']",3736,451,"February 24, 2009"
The first person at the front of a single line of moving traffic.,Slowest Common Denominator,escyr,"[u'#snail car', u'#slow driver', u'#sunday driver', u'#turtle chaser', u'#my grandpa']",483,360,"July 10, 2012"
"When parents feed their young children, who do not know better or aren't given any healthy options, pure crap, resulting in juvenile onset diabetes. This should be considered child abuse.",Diabeating your kids,Unfortunate Truth,"[u'#diabetes', u'#obese', u'#fat', u'#children', u'#crime', u'#child abuse', u'#beating']",1308,755,"July 08, 2012"
"when a private matter becomes so well-known to the public, it can be looked up on the internet.",googlical proportions,ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ,"[u'#google', u'#bible', u'#biblical proportions', u'#googleable', u'#search engine']",1874,313,"September 08, 2011"
the gene in a person’s DNA that causes him or her to constantly text “OMG!”,Oh My God Particle,ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ,"[u'#omg', u'#oh my god', u'#god particle', u'#higgs boson particle', u'#dna', u'#deoxyribonucleic acid']",970,604,"July 06, 2012"
The act of hitting the snooze button over and over again and having a different dream every time you fall asleep.,Dreamathon,aMarkyMarka,"[u'#dream', u'#marathon', u'#sleep', u'#sleeping', u'#dreaming', u'#dreams', u'#tired', u'#fun', u'#awesome', u'#visual', u'#snooze', u'#alarm', u'#wake', u'#waking up', u'#awake', u'#ten', u'#minutes', u'#hitting', u'#button', u'#time']",636,315,"July 04, 2012"
"1. When you are so tired, everything you say or type comes out misspelled, or as nonsense.2. When lack of sleep prevents you from generating a coherent sentence in conversation.",insomnia dyslexia,Joy Rising,"[u'#dyslexia', u'#insomnia', u'#dislexia', u'#sleep', u'#typo']",592,347,"April 22, 2010"
"any public transportation (bus, train, subway, metro) where you are the ONLY person getting a ride",poor man's limo,ewensa,"[u'#bus', u'#train', u'#subway', u'#mass traportation', u'#metro', u'#limousine', u""#poor man's""]",673,259,"July 03, 2012"
1. Fired without merit or reason2. Being let go from a job unexpectedly.,Ann Curry'd,dontlollygag,"[u'#fired', u'#hired', u'#no-job', u'#unemployed', u'#haters']",428,352,"July 02, 2012"
When an intervention is needed to drag your wife off pintrest.,Pintervention,AUB_JT,"[u'#pin', u'#piners', u'#pintrist', u'#pentrist', u'#penner', u'#pinner']",386,250,"October 09, 2011"
The honor of being screened by the TSA at airport security.,Freedom Fondle,Fruitfulfourths,"[u'#tsa', u'#screening', u'#pat-down', u'#molesting', u'#airports']",695,276,"November 21, 2010"
"Acting like you are more, or you have more than what really exists.",fronting,Stacy,[],1561,524,"November 14, 2002"
"Something considered antiquated or eliciting nostalgia, but that in relative terms is a quite recent phenomenon; typically dating back no earlier than the year 2000. A variation on the term ""old school.""",old.edu,SHLA,"[u'#old school', u'#old skool', u'#classic', u'#throwback', u'#vintage', u'#so yesterday']",514,1089,"June 28, 2012"
Taking a poop at work while getting paid.,On The Clock Dump,hangnail1,"[u'#o.t.c.d', u'#otcd', u'#on the clock dump', u'#poop', u'#pooping', u'#crappin on the clock', u'#sotc', u'#paid dump', u'#working poo']",1187,1422,"June 27, 2012"
"To openly be a fan of any of the Star Trek series and/or films. Also known as a ""Trekky"".",Rock Out With My Spock Out,thebetterfriend2,"[u'#nerd', u'#geek', u'#fan', u'#sci fi', u'#science', u'#fiction', u'#lonely', u'#space', u'#star wars', u'#kirk', u'#enterprise', u'#ship', u'#vessel', u'#vulcan', u'#romulan', u'#galaxy', u'#phaser', u'#trekky', u'#nuclear wessels']",1734,3885,"February 08, 2010"
When you go to the bar intending to have just one beer and end up drinking four.,Leap Beer,Stiffygal,"[u'#leapbeer', u'#drinking', u'#excuses', u'#beer', u'#alcohol', u'#bars', u'#ale']",1616,3169,"June 22, 2012"
"The act of sending a tweet in which the user reflects on a sentimental moment of their life, i.e. a graduation, the end of a life period, or the passing of a loved one.",bittertweet,SamSJS,"[u'#twitter', u'#twitteracy', u'#twitterbait', u'#twitterbug', u'#twittercast']",1435,3278,"June 20, 2012"
Liking your own post or comment on Facebook.,liketurbate,ChadAlanJackson,"[u'#liketurbating', u'#liketurbation', u'#like-turbating', u'#like-turbate', u'#like-turbation', u'#liketurbator', u'#like-turbator', u'#liketurbater']",2476,4854,"June 20, 2012"
"Latin for dork. From the Simpsons when Barts say to Lisa: ""You are...as they say in Latin...a dorkus-malorkus.""
 ",dorkus malorkus,JeremyS,"[u'#simpsons', u'#dork', u'#latin', u'#bart simpson', u'#lisa simpson']",2554,5435,"August 21, 2006"
"Those damn things that show up when you're trying to have sex.
Or watching a sad movie.",Feelings,Gallballs84,"[u'#feel', u'#crying', u'#fuck', u'#sex', u'#sad movies']",4058,5497,"February 18, 2009"
"‎The condition which compels men to overcompensate their lack of manhood by overachieving in other areas, bodybuilding, for example,",Gherkinson's Disease,mottman,"[u'#small penis', u'#small penis syndrom', u'#little dick', u'#gherkin', u'#tiny penis']",2690,5939,"March 06, 2012"
"Randomly adding anyone you come across on a social network, including complete strangers",friending spree,SA1T,"[u'#social network', u'#facebook', u'#friend request', u'#doof', u'#internet']",2809,5799,"June 18, 2011"
A wall of friends that protect indecent exposure from others. Used for women changing clothes in class to girls showing their tits.,Friend Barrier,Hermjesnez,"[u'#friend', u'#barrier', u'#friend barrier', u'#friend zone', u'#human circle']",2343,6148,"March 07, 2012"
When you or someone you know is in a relationship where one or the other experiences extreme emotional highs and lows on pretty much a dialy basis.,Bi Polar Coaster,Ze-Berger,"[u'#bipolar', u'#unstable', u'#drama', u'#relationship', u'#crazy']",2633,5987,"October 28, 2009"
A so-called activist who thinks he is helping towards a good cause by making a topic famous via blogs/social media.,armchair activist,jorit,"[u'#armchair activating', u'#copy this message', u'#for the good cause', u'#armchair', u'#activist']",3195,5729,"March 07, 2012"
Beer or an alcoholic beverage. Mostly used by little kids.,Daddy Soda,crackheadcharles,"[u'#alcohol', u'#beer', u'#kids', u'#dad', u'#soda']",2593,6013,"January 17, 2012"
"An individual whose Facebook statuses are often chiched quotes such as ""when in doubt, just take the next small step"", ""make peace with the past so it doesn't screw up the present"", or ""sometimes its hard to understand, but time tells truth."" These give the impression that said Facebook user is wise, when in fact they are merely putting on airs.",Facebook Philosopher,twentyXDsix,"[u'#facebook', u'#philosopher', u'#status', u'#facebook status', u'#status update']",3368,4163,"July 31, 2009"
"When you notice a coworker spacing out, or dozing off in a meeting.",Going Screensaver,weisneja,"[u'#sleep', u'#doze', u'#space', u'#catnap', u'#bored']",3469,6326,"March 04, 2012"
when someone has the fear of talking on the phone.,telephobia,&Megan;,"[u'#scared', u'#telefobia', u'#phone', u'#talk', u'#telephone']",3959,8844,"March 06, 2006"
The result of anxiety causing you to have crazy amounts of diarrhea.,Anxiarrhea,Bra Miller,"[u'#anxiety', u'#diarrhea', u'#interview', u'#crap', u'#toilet']",3427,8058,"November 04, 2010"
"A male, ages 18-24, generally of the Caucasian descent, who refers to their acquaintances as ""Dude"" and/or ""Bro"" in the same sentence. In this case, the male uses both terms in one sentence. The conversation begins with ""Dude"" and ends with ""Bro"", 9 times out of 10. ",DudeBro,Semaj Raff,"[u'#no homo', u'#douchebag', u'#dude', u'#bro', u'#wmu', u'#suburb', u'#mountain dew']",2820,5655,"October 06, 2008"
A medication FDA approved and released for public consumption by a pharmaceutical company only to be re-called and be the subject of a class-action lawsuit because of its previouslly unreported dangers.,harmaceutical,Jaggsokc,"[u'#harmacy', u'#phamaceutical', u'#harmacist', u'#medication', u'#class-action lawsuit']",2389,5289,"November 10, 2010"
"For people who don't know the word ""our""",are,Thrash06,"[u'#our', u'#r', u'#we', u'#ares', u'#hour']",6619,9496,"September 20, 2006"
when someone asserts their dominance over you in a handshake by grabbing your fingers before you have a chance to get a proper grip,handshake rape,Ginger Balls 69,"[u'#hand shake', u'#dominance', u'#rape', u'#hand', u'#greeting']",3115,6088,"December 19, 2011"
Female arousal. The girl equivalent to morningwood guys experience upon waking.,girl wood,My Milkshake,"[u'#arousal', u'#morningwood', u'#erection', u'#horny', u'#excited', u'#hot', u'#sex', u'#turn-on', u'#stiffy', u'#hard-on', u'#turn off', u'#flacid', u'#grrl wood']",3111,7479,"July 08, 2009"
"From the show Workaholics, it is the equivelent of having an erection.",torqued,TallyMcSky,"[u'#erection', u'#boner', u'#hard-on', u'#stiffy', u'#renob', u'#teepee-in-your-pants']",3625,6805,"April 08, 2011"
a 20-30 something with really bad taste in food that thinks they can discern the nuances in fine wine and cheese ETC and writes a useless review on Yelp.,yelpie,coocoomike,"[u'#yelp', u'#yuppie', u'#yuppy', u'#yelpy', u'#yelpee']",2498,6150,"March 01, 2009"
"Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Cher and Madonna don't have one, and the Pope has one but doesn't use it.",last name,Mike the Ekim,[],4124,6554,"May 08, 2005"
The REAL reason the wolrd is ending in 2012.,Zombie Apocalpyse,Supernothing,"[u'#zombie', u'#zombie apocalpyse', u'#nerf guns', u'#twilight', u'#apocalpyse']",2915,6315,"May 29, 2010"
"Coined by comedian Christopher Titus, first date arm occurs when a man is taking a girl on a first date. While his arm is on the armrest he will flex it as hard as he can. That way, just in case she brushes up against him, she will think ""Oh my god, he's spun steel"". The resulting tired arm is called, first date arm.",First Date Arm,phobes21,"[u'#first', u'#date', u'#arm', u'#dating', u'#sex']",2014,4595,"August 28, 2011"
"1. The biggest casino in the world for people of Main Street (bigger than Las Vegas). 
 2. A term used to describe the area for Day Traders in downtown New York, where people buy and sell mostly for emotional reasons. ",Wall Street,Shareeb4Prez,"[u'#main street', u'#stock market', u'#casino', u'#gambling', u'#investing', u'#money']",2443,3628,"February 23, 2009"
1. Having no intention of following thru on a date or promise2. A sarcastic way of accepting a date.3. Accepting a date only to mock the requester.,Pencil you into my Blackberry,Dayznout,"[u'#pencil', u'#blackberry', u'#decline', u'#sarcasm', u'#mocking', u'#rejection']",3387,5709,"February 28, 2012"
The terrible feeling you get the day you have to go back to work after more than two days off due to a holiday.,holiday hangover,Jaymi Dark,"[u'#hangover', u'#holiday', u'#lazy', u'#moody', u'#tired']",2794,4423,"December 28, 2007"
Used as an exaggeration for a time period between something that just happened and the last time that same thing happened.,back when Britney Spears was still hot,pokefan94,"[u'#britney', u'#long', u'#time', u'#exaggeration', u'#ping pong']",3715,5242,"February 05, 2011"
"An anxiety disorder resulting from a test that kicked ones ass to the highest degree. Symptoms usually include depression, flashbacks, and binge drinking.
 Post traumatic test syndrome or P.T.T.S rankes highest among college students.",post traumatic test syndrome,Dustin Merr,"[u'#post', u'#traumatic', u'#test', u'#syndrome', u'#p.t.t.s', u'#p.t.s', u'#tramatic', u'#college', u'#sindrome', u'#stress', u'#hard']",3715,4710,"October 22, 2007"
A shortened version of super. Can be used in any situation.,Supes,White T Ain't No Nigga Like Me,"[u'#thizzle', u'#csuf', u'#marijuana', u'#101', u'#bloasted']",1825,7767,"December 23, 2009"
Noun. A computer virus contracted due to unprotected intimacy with web sites of ill repute. Note- Mac users are largely immune to the E-Clap.,E-Clap,Grimache,"[u'#virus', u'#computer', u'#clap', u'#eclap', u'#std', u'#vd']",2626,5408,"May 15, 2009"
An old laptop or desktop computer used soley for downloading shady porn and illegal music so as not to lose anythign important if and when it gets hit with a nasty virus.,Music and Porn Computer,artgod33,"[u'#porn', u'#music', u'#computer', u'#virus', u'#my nuts']",4212,4673,"February 20, 2009"
used to describe a relationship with an ex-significant other that still involves occasional sex.,sleeping terms,live 85,"[u'#speaking terms', u'#antipathy', u'#ex', u'#girlfriend', u'#boyfriend']",3088,6037,"August 18, 2009"
"A growing collection of video games that have yet to be opened and played, likely due to the fact that so many good games come out and the owner simply cannot keep up.This is most commonly an issue for professionals in the video gaming industry.",Stack of Shame,CadeRageous,"[u'#gamer guilt', u'#gaymer guilt', u'#stack of shayme', u'#stack o shame', u'#s o s']",2335,5155,"February 27, 2012"
The practice of converting waste materials into products of greater value.,upcycling,PittCaleb,"[u'#recycling', u'#reusing', u'#environmentalism', u'#freeycycling', u'#reducing']",3293,5705,"November 08, 2007"
"An ancient novel full of murder, corruption, homosexuality, bestiality, incest and cruelty.  It is often read to children on Sunday.",bible,The Canadian Information Minister,[],30003,19373,"May 12, 2003"
"Hell Yeah Fuckin' Right, a song of Drake's album 'Take Care'",hyfr,MrMeditation1,"[u'#drake', u'#ovo', u'#ovoxo', u'#take care', u'#hell yea']",3423,9088,"November 06, 2011"
"A game played at either a meal or in a group setting.When at a meal, and everyone is on their phones, grab them and stack them face down in the center of the table. First to pick up their phone, pays the bill for all. If no one grabs it, everyone pays their part.When in a group setting, grab the phones and stack them. Whoever grabs their phone must perform challenges, each group member gets to pick a challenge so in a group of 10, touching your phone would cause you to do 10 challenges. You may use your phone during the challenges but afterwards, it goes back on the stack.",Phone Stack,JWilde,"[u'#texting addict', u'#phone crack', u'#dinnergame', u'#truth or dare', u'#darestack']",3567,5193,"February 26, 2012"
"A date with someone you've met over the internet; it's not quite a blind date because you've seen their photo, chatted with them and possibly talked to them on the phone.",Cyclops date,maxinca,"[u'#dates', u'#blind dates', u'#internet dating', u'#hook-ups', u'#bad dates']",3160,7107,"February 26, 2012"
"Someone who has had a lack of sleep, resulting in dark circles under their eyes.
 Someone who, as a result of too much marajuana, has dark circles under their eyes",panda eyes,Mil0,"[u'#tired', u'#sleep', u'#stoned', u'#marajuana', u'#weed', u'#dope', u'#hash', u'#dark', u'#circles', u'#dark circles', u'#pandaeyes', u'#pandaeye']",3456,5722,"May 15, 2007"
"When you havent had too much to drink the night before, and instead of ruining your morning, the restful sleep makes you feel better than normal when you wake up.",hang under,tmeador,"[u'#hang over', u'#drinking', u'#beer', u'#hung', u'#alcohol', u'#morning']",3353,7621,"May 31, 2008"
when one's spouse or roommate takes the first shower of the day and gets the hot water running so for your shower the availability of hot water is immediate.,shower fluffer,Drewtopia,"[u'#shower prepper', u'#shower hog', u'#fluffer', u'#prepper', u'#bath']",3310,7295,"February 12, 2009"
"A respectful term for a parent (maternal), the supplement to pops",Moms,Lukeism,"[u'#mother', u'#father', u'#mama', u'#mommy', u'#pops']",3195,7214,"May 17, 2010"
"To 'smellucinate' - to imagine a smell that isn't actually there, as if to 'hallucinate'.
  To experience a 'smellucination'.",Smellucination,Glennyboy,"[u'#smell-ucinate', u'#hallucinate', u'#hallucination', u'#hallucinating', u'#imagine']",3847,7277,"August 02, 2007"
"When a person does not wash their hands after urinating they receive a yellow card.  Similar to a warning in sports.  
",yellow carded,rpetras,"[u'#yellow list', u'#yellow listed', u'#brown carded', u'#brown card', u'#piss boy']",3915,7130,"June 10, 2008"
"A measurement of time totaling 72 days. Became popular after Kim Kardashian's highly-publicized marriage, which ended after 72 days. Listed as one of the up-and-coming words of 2012.",kardash,metzler31,"[u'#kardash', u'#kardashian', u'#kerdash', u'#wedding', u'#short', u'#kris', u'#humphries', u'#kim kardashian', u'#ring', u'#sex tape']",4458,7540,"December 26, 2011"
"What straight couples have legally and commonly don't want, and what gay couples don't have legally and commonly want.",marriage,raspberry (lust) muffin,[],15347,7893,"May 27, 2005"
Politically correct way of saying that you look like shit.,You look tired,713hdj,"[u'#tired', u'#shit', u'#early', u'#messy hair', u'#sleepy']",9300,6162,"August 24, 2011"
"1) malapropism for 'intents and purposes'2) seriously determined and focused aquatic mammals, dangerous to sharks",intensive porpoises,ichi_san,"[u'#malapropism', u'#determined aquatic mammals', u'#grammatical error', u'#uneducated mistakes', u'#sounds like but never seen']",3736,7070,"February 22, 2012"
"the 6th of May - a special holiday, devoted to nursing hangovers and otherwise dealing with the consequences of Cinco de Mayo",Seis de Mayo,dbierman,"[u'#seis de mayo', u'#cinco de mayo', u'#tequila', u'#drinking', u'#drunk', u'#hangover']",2394,5368,"May 06, 2010"
"Drinko de Mayo is the great Mexican holiday which falls during the month of May. This holliday is not held to any schedule like the ever so regulated ""Cinco de Mayo"", or May 5th in our native English tongue. Drinko de Mayo is the holiday that celebrates the consumption of copius amounts of Tequila, by men women and children alike. This holiday is often attended by college students on or around finals, and wearing a sombrero is not required, but is generally preferred.",Drinko de Mayo,J-LEW#99,"[u'#tequila', u'#cinco de mayo', u'#mexican', u'#spic', u'#cuervo']",2669,4955,"May 03, 2010"
The constant stream of tears you produce when you're extremely tired and need some sleep.,Tired Tears,seashells1221,"[u'#tired', u'#tears', u'#sleep', u'#sleepy', u'#bed']",3291,6076,"January 04, 2012"
"n. 
Phonetics for Cluster-Fuck",Charlie Foxtrot,Lionel Mandrake,[],3485,5859,"January 22, 2004"
The sensation one feels in their hand or hands after extensive play on video games. The hand feels cramped and strained and jokingly takes on the appearance of a claw.,Gaming Claw,Kraykan,"[u'#gaming', u'#claw', u'#hand', u'#cramp', u'#wankers cramp', u'#fist', u'#hands', u'#games', u'#video game']",3325,6407,"April 19, 2008"
"Someone with low personal hygiene, ie. avoids using soap; doesn't wash.",soap dodger,Blue Jack,"[u'#soapdodger', u'#soap', u'#dirty', u'#smelly', u'#dodger']",4962,5485,"July 10, 2008"
iPause: The period of time between when the light turns green and the driver in the front of the line of cars looks up from his iPod or iPhone and pulls away from the light. This is usually preceded by the person behind them honking their horn.,iPause,rivetrod,"[u'#driving', u'#stop-light', u'#ipod', u'#iphone', u'#wait']",3681,6854,"February 19, 2012"
A unit of time ranging in value from one realtime minute to several hours.,Microsoft Minute,Anton Clarke,[],6347,6203,"January 29, 2004"
A man who strives to be a Sugar Daddy but just doesn't have the funds to pull it off.,Splenda Daddy,WeeLittleBit,[],7863,6956,"February 14, 2005"
A phrase usually uttered before a terrible idea.,You know what we should do,Hairinista,"[u'#terrible idea', u'#warning', u'#precursor', u""#you know what we shouldn't do?"", u'#great ideas']",7015,6872,"February 19, 2012"
"Every hipster's favorite way to make it look like they take really classy pictures when really they are still using their phones. Yeah, you might look really cute/old school/vintage/retro, but it's still a cell phone picture.",Instagram,Kaypea,"[u'#instagram', u'#hipster', u'#vintage', u'#retro', u'#cell phone', u'#iphone', u'#old school', u'#iphone app', u'#photoshop', u'#stupid']",9606,6857,"May 15, 2011"
"A phrase having many different meanings but usually ""congratulating"" someone else for something they've achieved (usually in the sexual realm but for pretty much anything).",get it,Choate's Diddy,[],3494,6268,"July 18, 2005"
You Only Live Once!,yolo,Colin,[],11723,25687,"April 06, 2004"
"Radio Phonetics for:
What the fuck
 Commonly used to accentuate the phrase.",Whiskey Tango Foxtrot,BillR,[],6157,6929,"June 10, 2003"
"A comment on a Facebook item (e.g. status, note, etc) that was removed by the author due to A) misspelling, B) stupid remark, C) awkward input, or D) other.
 The result is typically confusion and several wasted minutes on the part of the one who was commented on or anyone who posted previously.",ghost post,Facebook Steals Precious Hours,"[u'#embarrassing', u'#stupid', u'#remarks', u'#comment', u'#facebook']",5195,6230,"April 23, 2009"
A severe mental disability in which sufferers chronically experience acute anxiety attacks related to the welfare of their vehicles. A typical vehicular hypochondriac may face bouts of depression and paranoia stemming from the false belief that his/her car is malfunctioning when it is in fact operating in perfect order.,Vehicular Hypochondria,MikeMikeMikeJimJim,"[u'#subaru impreza wrx', u'#mental', u'#mental health', u'#cars', u'#hypochondria']",2782,4651,"April 09, 2010"
"When a woman leans down to hug a young lad or a seated male, his head often turns  to the side in expectation of the embrace.  The resultant contact  is usually ear-to-boob, hence, earboob. ",earboob,Tenacious Faulker,"[u'#breast', u'#breasts', u'#boob', u'#boobs', u'#booby', u'#boobies', u'#mammary', u'#mammaries', u'#mams', u'#bosum', u'#bosums', u'#bust', u'#tit', u'#tits', u'#titty', u'#titties', u'#jugs', u'#knockers', u'#knobs', u'#clevage', u'#hooters', u'#twins', u'#sweatermeat', u'#meat puppets', u'#fun bags', u'#melons', u'#yabos', u'#mambos', u'#side boob', u'#rack', u'#teets', u'#chest', u'#cans', u'#tatas', u'#ta-tas', u'#bodacious tatas', u'#ballons', u'#breasticles', u'#chesticles', u'#bra', u'#woman', u'#girl', u'#nipple', u'#nipples', u'#nip', u'#nips', u'#gazongas', u'#bazooms', u'#headlights', u'#honkers', u'#airbags', u'#floation devices', u'#torpedoes', u'#dirty pillows']",3726,5261,"January 16, 2009"
the state of being mildly intoxicated by wine or champagnethe state of intoxication preceding being smassy clashedthe type of intoxication that occurs at a formal eventthe type of intoxication that occurs whenever wine or champagne is consumed.,classy smashed,'D.'B.,"[u'#buzzed', u'#wine', u'#smassy clashed', u'#classy', u'#drunk']",2902,4446,"February 16, 2012"
"The Reverse Mormon is a term to describe any obscure sex position. Used when you have no idea what you just did with your partner but you feel as if there should be a name.
The origins of the word play upon the fact that the Mormon religion practices abstinence and, thus the Reverse Mormon.",Reverse Mormon,HungoverMormon,"[u'#reverse mormon', u'#sex position', u'#69', u'#sixty nine', u'#sex']",4240,5172,"January 01, 2011"
An injury mostly likely to occur in an advanced first world country due to the high standard of living.,First world injury,Pattrice,"[u'#first wold problem', u'#first world problems', u'#first world', u'#fall', u'#injury']",4734,5754,"February 17, 2012"
"if someone meets your personal criteria for having sex with, he or she is 'taxable.'",taxable,Angie Pangie Bear,"[u'#sex', u'#sexy', u'#desirable', u'#criteria', u'#personal']",2497,7845,"January 05, 2008"
"The quality of a conversation that is both long and rambling, without a fixed purpose and lacking in concision. Generally used in a negative sense.",longversation,Josquind,"[u'#conversation', u'#society', u'#people', u'#word play', u'#boor']",3466,7572,"February 16, 2012"
Someone who uses a speaker phone to feel like they’re important or doing some sort of important business even thought it’s for something stupid.,Speaker Phony,Brett Burkhardt,"[u'#retard', u'#rich rage', u'#stupid bastard', u'#jerk', u'#bitch', u'#idiot', u'#spoiled', u'#instant disconnect']",2400,5363,"April 27, 2008"
"The result of a shortened school week, such as a four day or three day week. The day before the end of the short week is practical Friday. If the week ends Wednesday, Wednesday is practical Friday.",Practical Friday,NNBUME,"[u'#friday', u'#the weekend', u'#party', u'#fun', u'#spring break']",3009,7356,"February 15, 2012"
"I'm Just Saying: Used to add emphasis, or express irony.  Can also be used to express sarcasm. Can be used on the back of almost any sentence, IJS.",IJS,nainai 22,"[u""#i'm telling ya"", u""#i'm not gonna lie"", u""#i'm sorry but no"", u""#i'm tellin' ya"", u""#i'm telling""]",2983,7641,"August 28, 2006"
"To make out, snog, french kiss",shift,The Mysterious M,[],2836,8969,"June 04, 2003"
The day after Easter Sunday when everyone has a surplus of hardboiled eggs. These eggs are often used up by making egg salad.,Egg Salad Monday,hairygerman,"[u'#egg salad', u'#easter', u'#egg', u'#egg salad monday', u'#lunas de ensalada de huevos']",3224,7491,"August 13, 2009"
"The celebration in which juvenile primates hunt for the colored shells of unborn dinosaur young planted by a small, furry woodland creature all in commemoration of a middle ages cult belief that 2000 years ago a zombie walked the earth.",Easter,Codeedog,"[u'#egg', u'#bunny', u'#zombie', u'#jesus', u'#paint']",8427,9760,"April 04, 2010"
"A slightly rude way of saying ""no"".",Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter?,gonsfootball,"[u'#no', u'#fuck no', u'#fuck you', u'#no way', u'#hell no', u'#fuck off', u'#never', u""#i don't think so"", u'#asshole', u'#catholic', u'#priest', u'#babysitter']",10184,9117,"February 10, 2012"
the fastest way to lose money,stock market,amios,"[u'#stock', u'#market', u'#share', u'#share market', u'#wall street']",4360,7368,"December 07, 2010"
A man that is known to be gay.  ,Order of the Broken Wrist,rushing1,"[u'#fag', u'#gay', u'#homosexual', u'#polesmoker', u'#fudge packer']",4005,12591,"May 11, 2008"
"The act of taking out a cell phone from one's pocket or purse, resulting in other people in the vicinity taking out and checking their phones as well.",phone-yawn,SpicyNachos,"[u'#phone', u'#yawn', u'#cellphone', u'#cell', u'#subconscious', u'#subconscious reaction']",6157,6812,"January 26, 2011"
Playing the popular online game Words With Friends....while going to the bathroom.,Turds With Friends,albman,"[u'#scrabble', u'#words with friends', u'#bathroom games', u'#word games', u'#bathroom cell use']",4892,7865,"January 30, 2012"
An interjection commonly used after making a witty joke at someone else's expense while they are present.,zing,LT5k,[],7971,7039,"April 03, 2003"
"The cost associated with engaging in any form state sanctioned of long odds gambling, i.e. playing the lottery.",Stupid Tax,Joseph Milton,"[u'#stupid', u'#tax', u'#lottery', u'#powerball', u'#money', u'#gambling']",4445,6591,"July 05, 2007"
"The amount of time it takes an Apple product to get old, from the day it is purchased. An Apple Year is usually less than one month, although it depends based on the product",Apple Year,imamac,"[u'#apple', u'#product', u'#steve jobs', u'#apple store', u'#ipod']",5390,7615,"February 10, 2012"
One who gets so high that he or she begins to speak in a foreign language.,Rosetta Stoned,bmitch373,"[u'#stoned', u'#high', u'#weed', u'#drugs', u'#marijuana']",11020,6335,"May 26, 2009"
"Glamorous camping. Satisfying your craving for the outdoors and your penchant for a good meal, nice glass of wine, and a comfortable bed.",glamping,MapleLeafHRM,"[u'#glamorous', u'#luxury', u'#camping', u'#glamping', u'#comfort']",3873,7591,"November 05, 2008"
"Similar to sleep apnea, though a patient continually wakes themselves up due to the severity of their fart.",fart apnea,fart giver,"[u'#farting', u'#sleeping', u'#fart bomb', u'#silent but violent', u'#sleep farting']",4891,6821,"June 22, 2011"
"Noun, botox when used on a straight male, usually something he doesn't want you to know about.Some men use to prevent or erase wrinkles, while others use it to improve their impassive poker face.",Brotox,MissXanthe,"[u'#botox', u'#anti-aging', u'#dude', u'#bro', u'#aging', u'#plastic surgery']",2980,7235,"July 11, 2009"
"The uncontrollable urge to conduct a Google search on any and every question, thought, concept, word or name that comes to mind, including new acquaintances, products and companies.",Google tic,TNNelson,"[u'#google', u'#internet', u'#tic', u""#tourette's"", u'#urge']",5641,5580,"January 15, 2012"
"The temporary increase in self importance that individuals assign to themselves while waiting at airports.Future passengers suffering from the airport effect often portray more serious facial expressions, increase their cell phone speaking volume if discussing business matters, and perform fake work on their laptop near heavily populated areas.",The Airport Effect,Business Select,"[u'#science', u'#psychology', u'#airport', u'#douchebag', u'#business', u'#work']",5371,4083,"February 09, 2012"
"When someone draws a penis and testes, dick and scrote, or cock and balls on a possession of yours, most typically a car. The 'drawing' can be birthed from a finger wiping through dirt, sharpie marker, DNA, or anything else that would commonly be regarded as hilarious.",cock 'n balled,habitual sassbox,"[u'#graffiti', u'#cock and balls', u'#penis', u'#cockenballed', u'#balls', u'#dick', u'#scrotum']",3321,4408,"February 09, 2012"
"Unwanted, non-personal email received from a family member, friend or colleague.Granny spam has usually been forwarded several times and concerns such inane topics as childish jokes, dubious political propaganda, spurious computer security alerts or claims of monetary recompense in exchange for forwarding of said spam.Subject lines are often of the form ""FW: FW: FW: FW: bullshit""Origin: Usenet, circa 1990-1999.",Granny spam,mobius42,"[u'#spam', u'#fw:', u'#granny', u'#bullshit', u'#internets']",5153,3693,"July 16, 2009"
"When you approach an Associate in a Big Box Store and request directions to an item or a department, the Associate will ""guide"" you to the location, using a very specific, walk style. They will walk in front of you and their pace is slowed down, similar to being the first car in a motorcade.",associate's walk,BigMac-NC,"[u'#associate', u'#big box store', u'#guide', u'#motorcade', u'#lemming']",3858,3665,"October 24, 2009"
Someone who gets sleepy or passes out shortly after starting to read.,lightweight reader,Orionis70,"[u'#lightweight', u'#sleepy', u'#tired', u'#studying', u'#read']",3043,4945,"February 08, 2012"
Having the ability to masturbate successfully with both hands.,ambisextrous,Trotsky J Skills,"[u'#ambisexterous', u'#unidextrous', u'#sex', u'#ambidextrous', u'#ambidexterous', u'#hands', u'#both', u'#either', u'#masterbate', u'#masturbate', u'#penis', u'#stroke']",3340,4943,"February 08, 2012"
Falling asleep at the keyboard,qwerty nosedive,r1gg4,"[u'#nodding off', u'#napping', u'#tired', u'#sleepy', u'#exhausted']",2800,5517,"February 08, 2012"
Wear green. Go to parades and bars. Drink Guinness. Get snot hanging drunk. Act like an idiot. Blame March 17th.,St. Patrick's Day,Anonymous,[],1822,4011,"January 23, 2005"
"(Short for tranquilizer.)
 1. A sedative, or the act of sedating. 
 2. Any chemical substance used for calming a human or animal through injection or ingestion.",tranq,Caltha.,[],1556,3572,"March 21, 2004"
This is when you look skinny but you have an untoned body. a.k.a. the stomach area,skinny fat,Kaptain Canada,"[u'#skinny', u'#fat', u'#phat', u'#skiny', u'#skiny fat']",3292,5810,"May 28, 2006"
"Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.
 The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts.  Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob.  Not necessarily in that order.",Steak and Blowjob Day,The Canadian Information Minister,[],22513,14754,"February 29, 2004"
"the complementary stuff with which you leave your dentist’s office: toothbrush, dental floss, etc.",dental swag,ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ,"[u'#dentistry', u'#swag', u'#loot', u'#booty', u'#dental hygiene']",5352,5979,"December 12, 2011"
When what you do for a living makes you want to kill yourself.,malemployed,Malemployee,"[u'#job', u'#employment', u'#vocation', u'#career', u'#workplace']",2687,5847,"February 17, 2010"
"When a person does not wash their hands after taking a dump they receive a brown card. Similar to a warning in sports.
",brown carded,rpetras,"[u'#yellow card', u'#yellow listed', u'#brown listed', u'#brown card', u'#gross']",3416,6465,"June 10, 2008"
"n. A status bestowed from one individual upon another exemplifying satisfaction anticipated from maintaining a relationship with that individual. This evaluation is highly subjective and typically reflects a great deal of personal preference. However, this term is usually used in situations where the relationship is not exclusively sexual (i.e., it is not used to describe a fuck buddy).",relationship material,lugnutwrench,"[u'#datability', u'#fuck buddy', u'#fuck friend', u'#marriage material', u'#marriage test', u'#relationship test']",7286,4019,"July 18, 2008"
"abbrev. ""Sick minds think alike."" It is a variation of GMTA.",SMTA,lugnutwrench,"[u'#gmta', u'#sick', u'#sick and wrong', u'#sick freak', u'#sick fuck']",7767,5498,"July 14, 2008"
abbreviation for 'really don't care',rdc,statsman,"[u""#don't care"", u'#who cares', u'#whatever', u'#leave me alone', u'#go away']",9909,5429,"February 15, 2007"
(abbreviation) stands for totally.,totes,stella,[],4723,8422,"February 05, 2005"
The fastest way to piss off anybody and make enemies.,politics,Matt,[],5929,6928,"June 25, 2004"
Short for 'And what are you going to do about it',and what,broder,"[u'#and what', u'#what', u'#what what what', u'#go home', u""#you startin'""]",2356,6117,"October 19, 2005"
"A reality show person who changes behavior, usually more obnoxious, when the cameras are rolling.",Reality Show Off,ideofrenik,"[u'#reality show', u'#behavior', u'#behaviour', u'#wuss', u'#obnoxious']",2095,5428,"January 27, 2012"
A nice way to tell someone that their incessant display of affection for their dog or cat is causing you embarrassment as one who is forced to watch such display,get a kennel,Linguistic,"[u'#pets', u'#dogs', u'#cats', u'#privacy', u'#get a room']",2499,5958,"January 28, 2012"
When something drastic happens in your life that causes you to take a serious financial loss. Economic downturn on a personal level.,401KO'd,Jason Brand,"[u""#401ko'd"", u'#401k', u'#financial', u'#loss', u'#bummer']",2046,5919,"January 28, 2012"
"the part of youtube where one encounters very odd videos, such as the retarded running horse, retarded dog, and drunk squirrel.",weird part of youtube,mama luigi 9000,"[u'#weird', u'#part', u'#youtube', u'#retarded', u'#running', u'#horse']",3381,5866,"January 29, 2012"
"Having to use a public restroom (for #2) that has either no lock on the door to said restroom, or no lock on the stall you are using.",leap of faith,curtr,"[u'#pooping', u'#dump', u'#number 2', u'#public', u'#restroom']",2868,6017,"July 03, 2006"
To stick your hand in your pocket and scratch your balls.,pocket pool,The Doctor,[],3271,6333,"December 12, 2004"
When someone wears business casual and it looks horrible.,Business Casualty,MyAccount,"[u'#business casual', u'#clothes', u'#fashion disaster', u'#tacky', u'#outfit']",3217,7058,"September 29, 2011"
To be so drunk or so high to the point of not being able to function.,Shmacked,12368kyl,"[u'#drunk', u'#high', u'#blitted', u'#wasted', u'#fucked', u'#cum', u'#marijuana']",2855,7062,"October 10, 2009"
"an act or habit of misusing words ridiculously, esp. by the confusion of words that illustrate that you are full of crap. 
 ",malapoopism,Thann,"[u'#bullshit', u'#full of it', u'#idiot', u'#dork', u'#nonsensical', u'#bozone']",2686,6959,"January 18, 2007"
"The state of embarrassed backpedaling following the accidental revelation of a party's gender through the use of a gender-specific pronoun. This slip abruptly ends a series of either gender-neutral phrasings or ""pronoun lies."" Generally leads to an ineffective self-correction, as there is no further lie that can provide a save. Restricted to certain languages, depending on the grammar of gender.",pronoun panic,atds,"[u'#pronoun', u'#pronoun lie', u'#gender', u'#unisex', u'#freudian slip', u'#closet', u'#let the cat out of the bag', u'#out', u'#save']",2132,4327,"November 14, 2009"
"Condition suffered by a car, where seemingly painful inflammation and stiffness of the joints can cause groaning in parts of the car that normally make no noise,",carthritis,shawnblog,"[u'#car', u'#driving', u'#mechanic', u'#automobile', u'#sound']",2629,6141,"January 28, 2009"
"Watching several episodes of a TV show in a row, usually from an online streaming service. This can be done over several evenings, or a marathon weekend.",powerstreaming,carthobock,"[u'#tv', u'#episodes', u'#streaming', u'#sequentially', u'#marathon', u'#powerdisking']",3439,5077,"January 26, 2012"
"A holiday that has no real reason other than being an excuse for furniture and automotive dealers to have huge sales, and make Americans that don't know anything about their government feel stupid.",Presidents Day,Rhobyn,"[u'#president', u'#washington', u'#holiday', u'#jefferson', u'#used car']",3372,4955,"February 09, 2008"
"an expression used to descirbe somethjng crazy, chill, or insane that is too awesome for the mind to handle",Dat shit cray,ChillaxBroseph,"[u'#cool', u'#bro', u'#insane', u'#awesome', u'#chill', u'#amazing']",4194,8713,"December 27, 2011"
A moon landing is when two people's naked butts bump as they bend over.,Moon landing,lacygirl1126,"[u'#moon', u'#landing', u'#naked', u'#butts', u'#bump']",4939,6605,"January 31, 2010"
"Someone who uses terrible punctuation and couldn't spell if their life depended on it.  You are either grammatically challanged by nature, or you have been exposed to txt talkers too long.",Grammatically Challanged,Arran,[],4825,6740,"October 23, 2004"
A game of chance to decide which person pays for a restaurant meal.  Every party contributes a credit/debit card into a hat and the waiter/waitress removes one card at time.  The last card removed pays the entire bill. ,credit card roulette,Joey Pruett,"[u'#russian', u'#meal', u'#chance', u'#luck', u'#adventure', u'#crap']",4333,5028,"April 07, 2006"
the easiest way to end an argument when your opponent relays their intentions to do something that you do not agree with.,let me know how that works out for you,notyourgirlfriend,"[u'#lmkhtwofy', u'#insults', u'#argument', u'#debate', u'#derogatory']",4424,3996,"January 22, 2012"
"A Pointless and worthless day invented by Hersheys Confectionary Co and Joining forces with Teleflora Florists and Corbans Wine Makers just so they can profit out of Wine, Cholocates and Flowers, while single people suffer at the clutches of the hands of this evil and corrupt capitalist-orientated day that is not even a fucking holiday period.",valentines day,Brother Number One,[],10488,6639,"March 21, 2004"
The way in which a douchebag would go about introducing his/herself. Bragging about their meaningless accomplishments in an attempt to impress you.,Introdouche,NickPisky,"[u'#douchebag', u'#scumbag', u'#douche', u'#doosh', u'#introduce', u'#douchebaggery', u'#douchemuffin']",6801,4669,"January 22, 2012"
"The male version of the fashionista.
 A man who loves fashion.",fashionmista,AskBronny,"[u'#fashionista', u'#fasionmista', u'#fashion', u'#fashionmister', u'#fashionister']",3220,7617,"March 25, 2007"
"A more dignified way to say ""Shit Yeah!"" so you don't sound uneducated in the presence of others.",defecately,abritishbank,"[u'#poo', u'#shit yeah', u'#defecate', u'#definitely', u'#of course']",5183,7911,"January 18, 2012"
"The act of going to the toilet when you don't really need to, to make sure you don't need to go later. Usually conducted prior to long car journeys or departure from drinking establishments.",Insurance Piss,SuperBeerFiend,"[u'#pee', u'#wee', u'#waz', u'#pis', u'#urine', u'#slash']",7436,5561,"May 07, 2009"
"when a really hot chick has trouble getting dates because guys all assume she already has a boyfriend and are scared to approach her....Inspired by the Jackson Browne song ""Somebody's Baby""",somebody's girl syndrome,Mr.Juan-derful,"[u'#hottie', u'#babe', u'#chick', u'#diva', u'#girl']",7548,5455,"May 04, 2010"
"1. The formal union of two people who are of the same gender in a consensual relationship, typically recognized by society. Also described as same-sex marriage and gay marriage.",garriage,Jenny and Kris,"[u'#marriage', u'#gay marriage', u'#same sex marriage', u'#divorce', u'#breakup']",2326,7884,"January 20, 2012"
"By the use of this phrase to open or close a statement, the user acquires or asserts a pleasant, folksy authority. Sometimes paired with ""boy"" for added authority and folksiness (see example).Frequent famous users include Cris Collinsworth and Hank Hill.",I tell you what,TebowTime23,"[u'#michael vick', u'#cris collinsworth', u'#hank hill', u'#folksy', u'#authority', u'#boy']",4048,4289,"January 19, 2012"
"A generic term for any form of sport involving a ball, and especially those with ""ball"" in their name.  Often derogatory.",sportsball,Balcerzak,"[u'#baseball', u'#football', u'#basketball', u'#sports', u'#ball']",3324,6955,"March 03, 2007"
"A raucous bowel movement experienced the day after the Super Bowl due to consumption of large amounts of chili, hot wings, and beer.",Super Bowel,californiatoilet,"[u'#super bowl', u'#the runs', u'#big turd', u'#crap', u'#poop', u'#football']",6631,6125,"February 07, 2010"
While using urinal and the piss splashes back at you or the guy standing next to you.,Peehicular Manslaughter,The Swheatley,"[u'#wedding', u'#slacks', u'#manslaughter', u'#committed', u'#pee']",3771,8350,"June 17, 2011"
This is a phrase that hails from the heart of Georgia. It is used to describe something that is so obvious.,is a frogs ass water tight,The wildabeast,"[u'#is', u'#the', u'#pope', u'#a', u'#catholic']",4804,7558,"October 31, 2009"
"When you are invited to a party or event and don't really feel like going, but you feel some sort of obligation to attend. Like peer pressure, but related specifically to going to a party.",party pressure,hotdates,"[u'#peer pressure', u'#party pooper', u'#party poser', u'#party reflex', u'#party shitter', u'#party tyrant']",3755,7005,"January 16, 2012"
"Making a nice (fake) gesture for someone when you don't really mean it, hoping that the person who you are making that gesture to won't actually as you for a favor, or follow up on that offer you made. You just say it to seem like a nice person. This phrase is used in Curb Your Enthusiasm.",empty gesture,pezdispenser001,"[u'#gesture', u'#empty', u'#uncaring', u'#rude', u'#fake']",3422,3570,"October 04, 2009"
It's the finger(s) you purposely keep clean when you eat something messy so you could operate your touchscreen smartphone/tablet/GPS without making the screen look like your plate.,iFinger,jessenj,"[u'#fingers', u'#iphone', u'#smartphone', u'#touchscreen', u'#android', u'#gps', u'#nav']",7636,5410,"January 15, 2012"
"Lying on the back, waving your arms and legs to form the impression of an angel, in a pile of trash. Typically performed by drunks in New York",Trash angel,Hawbaw,"[u'#trash', u'#angel', u'#newyork', u'#garbage', u'#drunk']",2834,6293,"January 15, 2012"
A person on the high school yearbook staff that is capable of rigging the 'best of' yearbook content.,yearbook insider,westfalia,"[u'#yearbook', u'#staff', u'#high school', u'#competition', u'#rigged', u'#best of']",1979,5538,"December 21, 2009"
When one’s economic situation has become so tenuous that their entire net worth is in the pockets of their jeans.,501k,perisor,"[u'#401k', u'#retirement fund', u'#savings', u'#liquidity', u'#cash']",2932,5211,"January 16, 2012"
Petri Douche: A place/location where a lot of douchebags are known to congregate.A place that attracts and seemingly breeds chavs/douchebags/jackwagons/etc etc.,Petri Douche,ameribrit,"[u'#petri', u'#douche', u'#chav', u'#fail', u'#douchebag']",4708,3786,"January 09, 2011"
A phrase that represents ones complete and total disregard of another's negative comment towards the original person.,Haters Gonna Hate,WhyDoesUKGottaHateOnTheUS?,"[u'#hgh', u'#haters', u'#low self esteem', u'#high self esteem', u'#dont care']",6976,3917,"August 19, 2010"
"opposite of eye candy, someone unappealing to look at",eye broccoli,kittycathy,"[u'#how i met your mother', u'#opposite eye candy', u'#grenade', u'#fugly', u'#unfortunate looking', u'#eye vegetable']",5917,5523,"December 07, 2010"
"Art of “throwing” one's farts in such a way that the sound and/or smell seems to come from a source other than the farter.
 A person who practices the art is called an ventriloquist. ",fartriloquism ,John the Heeb,"[u'#fart', u'#gas', u'#poof', u'#ass blast', u'#crop dusting', u'#smell', u'#passing wind']",3015,4412,"January 16, 2009"
A euphemism describing a relationship in which one or more participates are cheating.,open relationship,skrewler,"[u'#cheat', u'#polygamy', u'#unfaithful', u'#polyamorous', u'#sleeping around']",4916,6089,"February 13, 2010"
"To loosely read or breeze through a document, likely missing a fair amount of the information contained within.",Congressional Review,Unwieldy,"[u'#review', u'#read', u'#skim', u'#skim over', u'#study']",6301,4783,"May 27, 2010"
"Your position, the place you are",what's your 20?,Jessy Wilde,"[u'#where', u'#position', u'#place', u'#location', u'#local']",3661,6234,"October 18, 2006"
To use hate and bigotry to spread a political message.Named after Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry's infamous video/ad of the same name.,Rick Perry Strong,Gaaraofthedamned,"[u'#strong', u'#weak', u'#rick perry', u'#homophobe', u'#christian', u'#religion', u'#wrong', u'#liar', u'#lie', u'#idiot', u'#dumbass', u'#bigot', u'#hate']",4104,5410,"January 02, 2012"
The shittiest piece of legislation the U.S. government ever came up with.,SOPA,spider123456789,"[u'#piracy', u'#government', u'#congress', u'#internet', u'#pipa', u'#censorship']",25249,6276,"December 23, 2011"
"The one-up rivalry that moms play making their child seem better, smarter, and/ or more advanced than yours. May involve two or more moms and any number of children, even full-grown.",mompetition,FLmom,"[u'#competition', u'#rivalry', u'#contest', u'#antagonism', u'#hostility']",5163,5141,"December 21, 2009"
Letting people know where you are through Google maps or any app that shows your location on a map.,drop the pin,bobucks,"[u'#dropping the pin', u'#dropping a pin', u'#pin drop', u'#dropping pins', u'#pin']",2322,6361,"January 06, 2012"
What zombies eat.,brainchow,jpg3,"[u'#brainfood', u'#smartfood', u'#eatsmart', u'#zombiefood', u'#graymatter']",3866,6636,"October 20, 2011"
having noiseless sex (no squeaking springs or vocals) while one or more people are passed out in the same room.,ninja sex,Randi Red,[],10767,6045,"May 16, 2004"
"The tendency, especially while waiting for a plane, to scan one's fellow passengers for signs of violent intention. This tends to increase after an airline incident or near incident.",Passenger assessment,Cirdellin,"[u'#airplane', u'#plane', u'#passenger', u'#assessment', u'#airline']",3529,5831,"December 31, 2009"
A sudden burst of positive energy; determined; a feeling of invincibility,spark in my ass,Urban Dictionary,"[u'#energized', u'#happy', u'#positive', u'#motivated', u'#determined']",5032,6522,"October 29, 2007"
A veiled invitation for sex.,Trivial Pursuit,elizabeth,[],4363,7159,"May 05, 2004"
A name for a person's extensive wardrobe of bath robes.,hugh wear,westfalia,"[u'#robes', u'#bath robes', u'#hugh hefner', u'#hef', u'#stylin', u'#comfort']",2034,6391,"December 14, 2009"
"a gay male now in a heterosexual relationship or marriage.  Not the same as ex-gay, which is someone who seeks a religious conversion to abandon homosexuality.",yestergay,dave,[],3626,7930,"December 06, 2003"
Driving a motor vehicle while talking or texting on a cell phone.,Blackberry roulette,ssmhchr,"[u'#cell phones', u'#driving', u'#carelessness', u'#communication', u'#motor vehicle']",3769,6767,"November 28, 2009"
A variation of see you later alligator,See you later masturbator,mcrobster,"[u'#alligator', u'#see', u'#you', u'#later', u'#masturbator']",17138,7421,"October 10, 2009"
"Facility Fishing is the act of searching for a restroom. Facility Fishing may be done simply to find a rest room in an unknown location.However, Facility Fishing is also performed when one seeks to find a rest room that is located off the beaten path where there will be more privacy and likely little to no interuption from others coming in while defecating. This is most often performed in large buildings and locations where there are lots of people.",Facility Fishing,Harry A. Nuss,"[u'#privacy', u'#bathroom', u'#poop', u'#rest room', u'#dump']",3011,4573,"June 26, 2009"
"1. the act of a female not wearing underwear 
 2. the female equivalent of free ballin'  (see commando)",free coochin' ,Aasia,"[u'#commando', u'#comando', u'#free ballin', u'#free balling', u'#free cooching', u'#free kooching', u""#free koochin'""]",4371,5251,"June 21, 2008"
"hippocampus: Virtually any college or university campus in Mississippi, Alabama or Tennessee, where over 30% of the student body is significantly obese.",hippocampus,Mo Dixley,"[u'#fat farm', u'#bbw', u'#omega mu', u'#heavyweight', u'#buffalosaurus']",6020,5939,"November 15, 2009"
"The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse. Named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator Rick Santorum because of his homophobic political statements.",santorum,Bohica Zamboni,[],39281,14421,"November 27, 2003"
The post-festive boredom that occurs after the fun and excitement of Christmas and New Year. Often due to the harsh realisation that Christmas does not come every day.,New Year Boredom,raednb,"[u'#christmas', u'#new year', u'#boredom', u'#bored', u'#party']",3698,6364,"January 05, 2011"
It is a sickness that is brought on by kissing random strangers at midnight of New Year's Eve. It exhibits many of the same symptoms of the common cold or flu.,New Year Flu,Grippstick,"[u'#flu', u'#cold', u'#sick', u'#cough', u'#sore throat', u'#sniffles']",3024,7291,"January 03, 2008"
The feeling of not being invited to a friend's New Year's party. ,New Year's Peeved,proust,"[u""#new year's pissed"", u""#new year's ticked"", u""#new year's clipped"", u""#new year's cut"", u""#new year's screwed""]",3025,6993,"December 29, 2008"
Term for a disposable lighter kept in bathroom for the purposes burning out extremely offensive odors.,shit bic,UTSARoadrunner,"[u'#shit', u'#burn', u'#lighter', u'#disposable bic', u'#bathroom', u'#odors']",3163,8658,"November 19, 2009"
"Mental fogginess resulting from having taken cold/flu medicine.  Common side effect of certain antihistamines.
 ",medicine head,patchcali,"[u'#medicine', u'#nyquil', u'#benadryl', u'#antihistamine', u'#med head', u'#medhead']",2791,8379,"April 11, 2008"
A condition in which a person is convinced that there is a ghost in his or her house. A person suffering from ghost paranoia will often tell you many different stories in which they have seen a ghost in their house and/or seen a ghost doing things with physical objects in their house.,ghost paranoia,westfalia,"[u'#paranoid', u'#ghost', u'#paranoia', u'#visions', u'#mysterious']",2424,5011,"January 26, 2010"
"n., bullshit speak for ""price"", in common use by real estate industry ""professionals"" to emphasize a limited vocablary",price point,lexicali slim,"[u'#that said', u'#proactive', u'#empowered', u'#camaro', u'#sketchers']",14274,5929,"September 26, 2009"
"When you creep your way into an intersection with the intention to turn left, yet there is no end to oncoming traffic in sight.This way, when the light eventually turns red, you are guaranteed the quick left turn in the short delay between oncoming traffic stopping and the crossing traffic going.",Guaranteed Left,Pilotguy44,"[u'#guaranteed left', u'#guaranteed', u'#left', u'#left turn', u'#turn', u'#interesection', u'#driving', u'#traffic', u'#garanteed left', u'#garanteed', u'#guaranteed turn', u'#garanteed turn']",3261,4638,"October 06, 2009"
A holiday celebrating multicultural beliefs and traditions. A product of a politically correct work environment.,Christmahanukwanzakah,Abysmal,[],6444,5640,"December 03, 2004"
"December 23rd, the day before Christmas eve. 
 In order to avoid the Christmas eve rush, everybody does their last minute Christmas shopping on Christmas eve eve, the result being that December 23rd is the busiest shopping day of the year.",christmas eve eve,Darth Ridley,"[u'#christmas', u'#hannukah', u'#christmas creep', u'#christmas rush', u'#till monkey']",5456,5976,"December 22, 2006"
The day before a company holiday when employees are inclined to do as little work as possible.,Holiday Eve,HK All Day,"[u'#company holiday', u'#christmas holiday', u'#new years eve', u'#work day', u'#winter break']",3064,6423,"December 23, 2010"
Something that is extremely timeless and will never get old.,classic as fuck,westfalia,"[u'#timeless', u'#classic', u'#old', u'#authentic', u'#unaltered']",4088,6116,"December 21, 2009"
A tale or recount of an event or events that doesn't ever reach a particular point or meaning.,nowhere story,westfalia,"[u'#story', u'#tale', u'#recount', u'#nowhere', u'#meaningless']",5006,5584,"December 16, 2009"
a machine for downloading porn,Computer,Anonymous,[],15773,7423,"February 22, 2003"
The process which occurs when a computer or other electronic device corrupts files.,data encraption,Entropy156,"[u'#computers', u'#hackers', u'#virus', u'#technology', u'#geeks', u'#nerds']",2745,6404,"June 21, 2010"
"When you masturbate so much that when you try to do so again, all that comes out is a puff of smoke; a general fatigue of the genitals.",Overjaculation,"Rusty ""BongPolish"" Shackleford","[u'#ejaculation', u'#dick', u'#cock', u'#meat', u'#beat', u'#chicken', u'#marathon']",4902,7371,"May 13, 2010"
Sending picture(s) of your feces to your buddie(s) via picture message on your cell phone.,shexting,westfalia,"[u'#shit', u'#poop', u'#feces', u'#fecal matter', u'#text', u'#text message', u'#picture message']",3179,9044,"December 22, 2009"
The opposite of a Baker's Dozen where the customer receives 13 of a product for the price of 12; in a Banker's Dozen the customer receives 11 of the product for the price of 12,Banker's Dozen,KingOfTheStreets35,"[u""#banker's dozen"", u""#baker's dozen"", u'#dozen', u'#bakers dozen', u'#bankers dozen', u'#bank dozen', u'#bank 11', u'#banker 11']",6715,4911,"May 10, 2010"
Getting down on one knee to speak to your invisible friend. Commonly used by athletes to thank the creator of the Universe for taking time out of his/her busy day to ensure you make a good play.,Tebowing,OhYeahThatGuy,"[u'#football', u'#teeboing', u'#teebowing', u'#praying', u'#teabowing']",6585,9332,"October 30, 2011"
The rage one feels when people reply all to emails instead of replying directly to the relevant parties.,Reply All Rage,Tobemorie,"[u'#reply all', u'#email', u'#rage', u'#stupidity', u'#spam']",2721,5633,"February 21, 2010"
"A binder or notebook hormoney, middle and highschool boys use to conceal errant erections or NRBs.  If one cares to realize, use of a boner barrier is rather obvious due to the uncharacteristic way the binder or notebook is pressed against the crotch region.",boner barrier,desperryado,"[u'#hormones', u'#no reason boner', u'#middle school', u'#binders', u'#nocturnal emissions']",4787,3881,"October 03, 2005"
"When a beard-bearing individual is convinced that his facial hair looks great, regardless of how bad it may look to everyone else.Similar to beer goggles in that the more facial hair a person has, the better they think it looks.",Beard Goggles,TRON 2.1,"[u'#beard', u'#beer goggles', u'#facial hair', u'#goggles', u'#zach galifianakis', u'#joaquin phoenix']",4715,4201,"December 07, 2009"
Euphemism for sleeping late.,first nap of the day,some book,"[u'#oversleep', u'#nap', u'#tease', u'#sleeping in', u'#lazy']",2729,6359,"May 22, 2010"
"Used in place of the expression, ""knows it like the the back of his hand"", implying one having an intimate relationship with the palm of their hand.",like the palm of his hand,iluvmako,"[u'#masturbation', u'#sex', u'#pleasure', u'#self pleasuring', u'#self satisfaction']",3249,6105,"December 04, 2011"
When you're woken up from a nap and your mental state of confusion resembles that of a drunken state.,sleep drunk,trashleyy,"[u'#drunk', u'#nap', u'#sleep', u'#drinking', u'#sleeping']",4907,5323,"December 05, 2011"
To look at all the things on a retail site without making a purchase.You can look but you can't buy.,Monitor Shopping,SociallyRetarded,"[u'#monitor', u'#computer', u'#shopping', u'#online', u'#broke']",3117,6776,"December 04, 2011"
"The postcoital acitivities that are performed after sex but resemble foreplay, may lead to more sex.",moreplay,R-Honda,"[u'#foreplay', u'#flirting', u'#arousing', u'#postcoital play', u'#sleeping']",7235,5521,"July 17, 2008"
"The point at which you no longer care or give a shit!Reference the viral video of Randall narrating a video about the Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger who ""don't care"" and ""doesn't give a shit"" - just takes what it wants because it is a hungry bastard.",Honey Badger Limit,SildogintheNatti,"[u'#honey', u'#badger', u'#give a shit', u'#hungry bastard', u'#nastyass']",4950,6146,"April 13, 2011"
"When going out with peers to a bar or restaurant and nobody offers to pay the bill, hence they and yourself have the short arms of a crocodile.",crocodile arms,jj3point2,"[u'#cheap', u'#dating', u'#taboo', u'#faux pas', u'#animal']",2746,8459,"November 30, 2011"
"A ""card"" which is ""played"" on one's birthday so the birthday boy or girl can get his or her way.",birthday card,Jakestar,"[u'#birthday', u""#it's my birthday"", u'#card', u'#trump card', u'#race card']",4499,6698,"January 20, 2006"
"The act of not wearing a bra under a shirt. Analogous to freeballing, which is not wearing underwear for men.",Freeboobing,Icky Thump,"[u'#freeballing', u'#commando', u'#boob', u'#bra', u'#tit']",7640,6238,"July 03, 2007"
"A buzzword used by management and those who aspire to become management. It used to describe an advantage gained by using a tool. Later it became a term used to describe corporate debt. For example, a leveraged buy-out is one where the buyer has to borrow money in order to buy the other company.
 After much mis-use, the word leverage no-longer describes anything or have any meaning to anyone who has ever worked in an office.
 in business circles this word is most commonly used in place of the word 'use'.",leverage,thepreacher,"[u'#business', u'#buzzwords', u'#bullshit', u'#synergy', u'#leverage']",3531,4088,"May 15, 2006"
"n. 1) A person who militantly engages in recycling and is so hostile to simply throwing away garbage, it borders on mental illness.
2) Pejorative for an extreme environmentalist",Recyclopath,Marco Ramirez,"[u'#tree hugger', u'#environmentalist', u'#recycler', u'#treehugger', u'#tree-hugger']",6359,5141,"September 22, 2009"
"Jeebus was born over 2000 years ago and started the religion of Crustianity. Jeebus Crust is the son of Gosh and part of the Holy 3-Some (or Ménage à Trois). Jeebus was born to Bloody Mary, a virgin, by a miracle of the Spirit of Truthiness. The Holy Babble gives an account of an angel visiting Bloody Mary to tell her that she was chosen to bare the Son of Gosh. ",Jeebus,Spirit of Truthiness,"[u'#jeebus', u'#crustianity', u'#jeebus crust', u'#gosh', u'#babble', u'#jesus']",9523,10773,"November 02, 2007"
Euphemism for rich person.,Job Creator,westttttt,"[u'#rich', u'#wealthy', u'#job creater', u'#greedy', u'#affluent']",5906,7008,"July 19, 2011"
"The result of eating too much on Thanksgiving, and feeling like shit the next morning.",Thanksgiving Hangover,MMW555,"[u'#thanksgiving', u'#hangover', u'#food', u'#overeating', u'#pigging out', u'#turkey']",5575,8268,"November 27, 2010"
"Only in America do have a Federal holiday to remember what we are thankful for, immediately followed by the largest shopping day of the year to max out our credit cards for the next holiday, Christmas.",thanksgiving,krock1dk,"[u'#turkey', u'#pilgrims', u'#stuffing', u'#cornbread', u'#cranberry sauce', u'#pumpkin pie']",6021,7629,"November 18, 2007"
A bachelor's level certificate that people award to themselves after they have deemed themselves to be experts in a particular field of study by watching various instructional and how-to videos on Youtube.,Youtube degree,DinoDavid,"[u'#you tube degree', u'#youtube dagree', u'#utube degree', u'#online degree', u'#youtube']",6748,5786,"November 21, 2011"
A term describing when a non-white person has a sexual attraction or preference for a white person or for white people exclusively,potato fever,SFCAguy,"[u'#jungle fever', u'#yellow fever', u'#rice queen', u'#potato queen', u'#bean queen']",3766,10671,"June 04, 2011"
"leaving the bar or anywhere for that matter, without closing niceties, like a kiss goodbye to that annoying girl or mentioning something to your friends",irish goodbye,Mangorooni,"[u'#to irish', u'#broke out', u'#irish exit', u'#pull a ghost', u'#mia']",7179,11617,"March 29, 2006"
Sunglasses worn inside. ,Rehab Sunglasses,Kayyyyyyyyleeh. ,"[u'#sun', u'#glasses', u'#sunglasses', u'#rehab', u'#crazy old women.']",4625,9046,"April 29, 2008"
"manner or conduct of a bartender, when waiting on customers.",barside manner,JenDanielle,"[u'#bar', u'#bartender', u'#manner', u'#bar side', u'#barside']",3378,8003,"November 13, 2011"
A six pack that is only visible when you are very hungry.,hunger pack,the_ownerer (of noobs),"[u'#six pack', u'#eight pack', u'#hungry pack', u'#hungerpack', u'#stud muffin']",3797,9773,"June 02, 2011"
To perform an activity in an extreme fashion.,Void the Warranty,tahot,"[u'#extreme', u'#activity', u'#exclaimation', u'#colloquialism', u'#intense', u'#tame', u'#relaxed', u'#laid back']",3755,9171,"November 05, 2011"
Referring to a subject mentioned from an earlier text message.,aforetexted,SofianK,"[u'#aforementioned', u'#aforemention', u'#text', u'#text message', u'#email', u'#e-mail', u'#drunk dial', u'#drunk text', u'#margo']",3213,7231,"November 13, 2011"
"A friend of a friend of yours. Someone you have yet to meet, but is friends with your friend. Someone you share a mutual friend with. Someone you share a mutual buddy with.",Buddy in-law,brubble,"[u'#friend of a friend', u'#mutual friend', u'#not meet yet', u'#buddy', u'#mutual buddy']",4760,6822,"June 01, 2011"
"The eleventh month of the year, formerly known as November.
 Brovember is a month dedicated to guys doing ""guy things"" such as watching football, going fishing, climbing mountains, and grillin.
 During the month of Brovember, a man is exempt from feminine activities in order to strengthen the bonds between his bros.",brovember,johnnyrox,"[u'#november', u'#brotherhood', u'#men', u'#man', u'#manly', u'#month', u'#holiday']",6454,6345,"November 01, 2007"
"The fear of looking like someone else, who you know or someone else on the street. The fear of being identical in some way to some one.",Identiphobia,Abeille,"[u'#fear', u'#identical', u'#carbon copy', u'#same', u'#different']",3014,7322,"November 10, 2011"
"When, after unsuccessfully attempting to pick up at the bar (or elsewhere), one returns home to masturbate... Generally while sobbing.",Disasterbate,djwendo,"[u'#disaster', u'#masturbate', u'#self pleasure', u'#cock tease', u'#tragedy']",6933,6971,"March 20, 2010"
"People who randomnly collect ""friends"" on Facebook or other social sites in which they have no idea who the hell they are.",Buddy Whoring,htowndrummer,"[u'#facebook', u'#friends', u'#collect friends', u'#losers', u'#myspace']",8375,5761,"November 08, 2011"
"A pillow partition is a section of pillows placed between two bedmates, who are not lovers, to avoid any accidental touching while asleep. The bedmates using a pillow partition are typically heterosexual males, who are forced to sleep in the same bed on a trip for logistical reasons. If one male is straight, and the other's sexuality can be considered a bit ambiguous, the pillow partition is a necessity. It can also be used to save face to any other males on the trip who might joke about the two bedmates sleeping together.",Pillow partition,theboycalledhim,"[u'#pillow partition', u'#pillow separation', u'#pillow divider', u'#pillow', u'#partition', u'#divider', u'#bedmate', u'#accidental gayness', u'#blanket', u'#covers']",5867,4233,"November 07, 2011"
When you have been dating for 72 days,a kim kardashian,JoeShome,"[u'#kim kardashian', u'#marriage', u'#dating', u'#kim', u'#kardashian']",5970,9139,"November 06, 2011"
"That feeling you get when your iPhone rings from someone actually ""calling"" you.",Ring Rage,TxJanLee,"[u'#cellphone', u'#iphone', u'#ringing', u'#rage', u'#calling']",2894,8024,"November 04, 2011"
"1) Harming one's self, usually unintentionally or without knowledge of doing so. 2) Similar to saying ""you are only hurting yourself."" 3) Similar to phrase ""shooting yourself in the foot.""",farting at a fan,freemason5600,"[u'#stupidity', u'#shooting yourself in the foot', u'#blind', u'#careless', u'#lack of foresight']",3807,7959,"November 04, 2011"
A mechanic's arm is what happens when you wank too much; one arm becomes more muscular than the other. Someone who lies on their back all day tightening nuts.,Mechanic's Arm,Phrewb,"[u'#mechanics', u'#arm', u'#nuts', u'#photos', u'#muscular', u'#tightening', u'#wank', u'#wanking']",5196,5916,"October 31, 2011"
A term used to call in sick from work.,Cough and Call,miggelzworth,"[u'#sick', u'#work', u'#cough', u'#call', u'#scumbag']",3833,6995,"October 26, 2010"
Expression of fear and awe at the wonderment of the animal kingdom.,Damn nature you scary,Ralph Maloy,"[u'#nature', u'#scary', u'#family guy', u'#damn', u'#you', u'#cheetah', u'#awe']",7151,8447,"January 14, 2009"
to drink water directly from the faucet.,bachelor sip,facefault,"[u'#drink', u'#water', u'#slob', u'#gross', u'#bachelor']",4425,8197,"October 31, 2011"
"The purposeful avoidance of all forms of media or communication which might disclose the results of a sporting event that an individual is recording on a  device such as a digital video recorder (""DVR"") for future viewing. May also require notice of such condition to friends, family and co-workers to avoid inadvertent disclosure of results by them.",Scoratorium,Oski93,"[u'#quarantine', u'#seclusion', u'#cut off', u'#secluded', u'#incommunicado']",2326,5632,"May 30, 2011"
An annual excuse for girls to dress like sluts and get away with it.,Halloween,mb,[],15352,6161,"October 29, 2004"
"An eating disorder that only proceeds a month before Halloween. Mainly occuring in young women, characterized by a self-induced starvation in order to look hot in their slutty Halloween costumes. Halloweenorexia ends the following day and is usually followed by a food binge.",Halloweenorexia,"Gio, Sab, Laur, Jen, Auna","[u'#anorexic', u'#anorexia', u'#anorexecute', u'#anorexalameo', u'#halloween']",5107,6058,"February 10, 2010"
"The old chick who totally rocks her slutty Halloween costume.
",freddy cougar,Halloween Princess,"[u'#noun', u'#costume', u'#halloween', u'#cougar', u'#kitten']",5915,6346,"October 31, 2007"
(n) A brightly colored or pastel polo shirt with upturned collar and a pooka shell necklace. Normally accompanied by an artifically bronzed tan.,Passport To Jersey,Cintastic,[],3757,7075,"August 25, 2005"
A combination of Sketchy (dubious) and sleazy(dirty or vulgar),skeezy,Werd,[],5421,5808,"December 08, 2002"
"When one gets so turned on, that one bust a load in pants, then has to walk an extreme distance with load in pants.",Load Of Shame,jordan9257,"[u'#load', u'#shame', u'#aroused', u'#sexual', u'#of']",3989,8326,"October 24, 2011"
A phrase used to be modest under false pretenses.,I'm very humbled,Jack Kovack,"[u'#humble', u'#douche bag', u'#asshole', u'#modesty', u'#patronizing', u'#condescending']",2925,8049,"September 20, 2011"
when one becomes aroused at the sight of food. Happens in anticipation of a good meal.,food boner,Gurt B Frobe,"[u'#food boner', u'#erection', u'#spiderman', u'#man sauce', u'#barry bonds']",6132,6840,"August 10, 2006"
"A form of graffiti. It involves writing in the tiny space of grout in between tiles in public toilets. The phrases always are made up of some pun using the word grout. Other examples include movie titles, like ""The grout, the bad, and the ugly"" or simple words, like ""groutrageous.""
 This type of graffiti has no deep meaning, but it is a great example of intellectual fun. It makes sense that it exists primarily around Universities where people are intelligent, yet very young and therefore still trying to amuse themselves and others by doing things like writing on walls. It all starts when one person makes one of these grout puns and it is seen by another student who, while urinating, who then thinks of another pun and writes it on another section of grout. Soon the ""groutfiti"" spreads and people spontaneously think of puns while pissing.",Groutfiti,Raiks,[],3002,6094,"March 17, 2005"
When a guy with a mullet ponders or considers a decision at great length such as whether to buy Keystone beer or Iron City beer.,mullet over,wolfbait51,"[u'#mullet', u'#redneck', u'#hillbilly', u'#down south', u'#bad hair']",4615,8789,"May 13, 2011"
"The complete strangers you talk to at a house party who are assembled around the neutral, alcohol friendly zone of the kitchen counter. Like you, they may know only a few people at the party, including the super-mingling host, and are looking for counterfriends.",Counterfriends,TheMontrealGuy,"[u'#beer', u'#party', u'#friends', u'#alcohol', u'#host']",4349,5913,"October 18, 2011"
"A tactic protesters can use to circumvent police bans on electronic amplification of speech. One person starts to speak to a large crowd. After a short sentence, everyone within hearing distance repeats whatever was said at the top of their lungs, allowing people outside of hearing distance to hear the speech.",Human Microphone,Occupy Urban Dictionary,"[u'#mike check', u'#mic check', u'#microphone check', u'#rally', u'#yell']",3698,4586,"October 10, 2011"
"What you attain after you fail to impress a woman you're attracted to. Usually initiated by the woman saying, ""You're such a good friend"". Usually associated with long days of suffering and watching your love interest hop from one bad relationship to another. Verb tense is ""Friend-ed"".",Friend Zone,I Like Bread,[],12137,5698,"December 15, 2003"
The act of spooning with the addition of an erection.,sporking,Rosie,[],10214,2983,"November 05, 2003"
"""That's what he/she said."" the phrase ""sounds like my first time"" can be used in lieu. By definition this refers to the first time one person has engaged in intercourse.",Sounds like my first time,Jeff Deglow,"[u""#that's what he said"", u""#that's what she said"", u'#first', u'#time', u'#sounds']",5772,2286,"August 02, 2011"
A temporary state whereby one's motor skills are severe impeded by the need to spontaneously interact with an extraordinarily attractive women.,babe paralysis,WarpFactorFive,"[u'#babe', u'#hot', u'#model', u'#beauty', u'#stammer']",3455,1347,"October 14, 2011"
When someone does something that is worthy of a cringe,cringeworthy,Apollo Bar,"[u'#cringe', u'#embarrasing', u'#twat', u'#knobhead', u'#penis']",4591,1175,"March 28, 2007"
"Uncontrollable rambling via internet - email, blog, instant message, etc. Spin-off of the original phrase ""diarrhea of the mouth.""",Diarrhea of the Mouse,Semiuseful Magazine,"[u'#rambling', u'#compulsion', u'#emails', u'#technology', u'#diarrhea', u'#rant']",2078,3299,"July 17, 2008"
"Someone who, in reaction to high levels of stress, eats excessive amounts of food.",Stress Eater,James P. Longwood,"[u'#stress', u'#obesity', u'#excessive eater', u'#eating disorder', u'#overeater']",4475,976,"April 04, 2010"
The lack of self-restraint one experiences after having started eating at a buffet. This phenomenon causes a person to consume above and beyond what comprises a regularly sized meal. This feeling usually occurs in the first fifteen minutes of the buffet and is further perpetuated by:a) remembering something delicious that you saw earlier and didn't have room on your plate forb) wanting more of something you just triedc) the desire to make the price you paid worthwhiled) the need to illustrate to your friends that your stomach is indeed a bottomless pit.,buffet momentum,thanksgiving_pants,"[u'#om nom nom', u'#overconsumption', u'#buffet', u'#carb coma', u'#excessive eating', u'#thanksgiving pants']",5284,1131,"October 09, 2011"
noun: A man of any age that shirks adult responsabilities.,manolescent,hey jo,"[u'#manalescent', u'#manolesent', u'#adolescent', u'#man', u'#immature', u'#coward', u'#loser', u'#unworthy', u'#respect']",1952,2326,"October 07, 2011"
" a professional bro.  This is a person who excels in party related activity with a professional style.  They are good at all things party: i.e. drinking, smoking, dancing, talking to the opposite sex, getting out of situations, etc.",Brofessional,The Hammer Bros,"[u'#bro', u'#professional', u'#awesome', u'#party', u'#dude']",5854,1248,"May 29, 2008"
A vegetarian who derives satisfaction from watching other people eat meat or hearing about the eating of meat.,carnevoyeur,baron von munch,"[u'#vegetarian', u'#meat', u'#fried chicken', u'#beef stew', u'#dinty moore']",2204,2483,"December 09, 2008"
To weasel out of a prior engagement by text message.  Not to be confused with text message breakup.,Text out,JCarver,"[u'#text', u'#message', u'#breakup', u'#weasel', u'#lame']",2085,2669,"December 05, 2008"
more than an assload but still less than a fuckton.,shitload,lightbulb,[],13617,1671,"March 14, 2004"
"Very, very close.  It is the written equivalent to the oral statement ""this close,"" where the speaker uses certain vocal intonations and hand gestures to indicate a high level of closeness. ",thisclose,Escher,"[u'#thismuch', u'#this close', u'#so close', u'#really close', u'#close']",4348,1420,"April 03, 2006"
"acronym for ""as fuck""",AF,Arrrland,"[u'#as', u'#fuck', u'#texting', u'#acronym', u'#idk']",2493,6025,"April 11, 2010"
The female version of Bros before Hoes. Used by women as meaning all female friends come before sex/hookups/bfs.,chicks before dicks,Amelia Dutch,"[u'#sistahs b4 mistahs', u'#sb4m', u'#sbeforem', u'#chikzb4dicks', u'#cb4d']",8219,2294,"April 08, 2006"
The power to be able to suppress any urination needs regardless of the urgency and pain it may cause.,mind over bladder,medicalmechanica,"[u'#mind', u'#over', u'#bladder', u'#pee', u'#urinate', u'#urination', u'#uranus']",6756,1162,"September 28, 2011"
"When an individual feels pity for a fellow being and gives them a free pass to ""first base"".",Intentional Walk,D4Diggz,"[u'#walk', u'#baseball', u'#sex', u'#kiss', u'#first base']",2461,3445,"May 24, 2011"
"When you hate the cold so much you take certain steps in your life to avoid cold situations. You miss out on events and other happenings because it is either 1) taking place on a cold night outside or 2) taking place on a night with a touch of cold and you are nervous that your sweater won't be warm enough. You do not fear the alarm clock, you fear the cold burst of air that will flow over your body once you pull the comfortor off your body. You don't hate showering, but you hate the feeling of stepping out of the shower and towelling off so you either a) blow-dry your body before your hair, or b) install a sauna next to your shower.
You also find yourself in a sweatshirt while others are wearing bathingsuits and you stare in disbelief at how cold they must be!",Cold Anxiety,GrindAfficionado,"[u'#cold', u'#anxiety', u'#fear of cold', u'#shivering', u'#jacket']",2652,3491,"September 26, 2011"
The food remnants that are collected by flossing which for the most part are covertly re-eaten by the owner since spitting them across the room would be regarded as tacky and vulgar.,floss d'oeuvres,Westfall60,"[u'#floss dourves', u""#floss d'ourves"", u""#hor d'oeuvres"", u'#floss deourves', u'#floss deourve']",1096,4492,"September 26, 2011"
"The ability to sense things in games, simply because of predictable, long-standing game cliches.",Gaming sense,Random input,"[u'#gaming', u'#sense', u'#spidey', u'#cliche', u'#cliches', u'#gamer']",6807,1486,"September 25, 2011"
"Having sex with someone new to get over someone old. A way to cut any last emotional ties to a person you used to have sex with. A non-religious, therapeutic exercise.",sexercism,OliveBinItaly,"[u'#sex', u'#hookup', u'#booty call', u'#ex', u'#sexorcism']",9326,2716,"September 24, 2011"
"Verb: 
To fart and leave others to enjoy the fumes.
See also:
Shit and Split",Fart and Dart,RenegadeRebel,"[u'#fart', u'#pass gas', u'#stink', u'#rip ass', u'#ambiance']",8353,1376,"January 13, 2007"
At least two heterosexual men or 'bros' who cannot be mentioned without the other because they never leave each other's side.,Joined at the Dick,twalkerweb,"[u'#dick', u'#bros', u'#friends', u'#relationships', u'#penis']",6193,1214,"September 21, 2011"
"The act of users posting statuses on Facebook, bitching and moaning unecessarily about new layouts.",Layout Bitching,ZekeZ,"[u'#facebook', u'#bitching', u'#moaning', u'#qq', u'#complain']",6056,2946,"September 21, 2011"
"A process of ""learning"" something that makes you feel dumber.",unlightening,PanamanianWhiteMan,"[u'#boring', u'#soporific', u'#mind-deadening', u'#stupid', u'#sophomoric']",5143,1310,"September 20, 2011"
"abreviation for ""laffin like shyt""",lls,Great One,[],2477,9023,"March 11, 2005"
The awesome sound produced by letting one off whilst sitting on the toilet.,Bowl Echo,Bisto the Genius,"[u'#fart', u'#echo', u'#guff', u'#parp', u'#shitting', u'#farting', u'#trumpet pumping']",5038,2226,"February 20, 2008"
The act - either planned or unplanned - of falling to sleep after masturbating.,masternap,ScottNWDC,"[u'#jerk off', u'#pleasure oneself', u'#skeet', u'#mb', u'#wack off']",6713,1470,"May 16, 2011"
A work related conference call in which you dial in from home while playing Call of Duty. Practitioners must take care to not un-mute their phone with gunshots blaring in the background.,Conference Call of Duty,HC-BOCP,"[u'#conference', u'#call', u'#duty', u'#work', u'#dial']",2657,3103,"August 18, 2010"
Trying to recall where and when you spent all your money normally when that said money is needed. Occurs because of bad spending habits and fucking awesome party nights.,spending amnesia,Y-Dawg!,"[u'#amesia', u'#losing money', u'#losing cash', u'#spending too much', u'#overspending']",4972,796,"September 16, 2011"
"\ˈlənch-ˈbläkeng\ The act of preventing or postponing someone from going to lunch through actions such as scheduling meetings, asking questions, or starting discussions at or near lunch time for the target of the block.",lunch-blocking,akrazo,"[u'#cock-block', u'#lunch', u'#block', u'#blocker', u'#blocking']",3749,1117,"September 14, 2011"
"A state of sluggishness, inactivity, and apathy usually brought on by an extended period of hard work.",Dragon Ass,Sheriff America,[],1548,5219,"April 08, 2005"
"When your dinner passes right through your body, causing the runs, or the shits. Providing your body with no nutrion and zero calories.",zero calorie dinner,crowman943,"[u'#zero', u'#calorie', u'#dinner', u'#runs', u'#shit', u'#shits', u'#poop', u'#diarrhea', u'#sick', u'#food', u'#hershey squirts']",1915,3594,"September 12, 2011"
A Serial Infatuator is someone who continually has intimate relationships that last only between 3-5 months. It is the defined timeline for infatuation.,Serial Infatuator,Mamahipster,"[u'#infatuation', u'#love', u'#repeater', u'#pattern', u'#behavior']",3660,1227,"August 24, 2011"
Complete and total failure when success should have been reasonably easy to attain.,epic fail,scolemann,"[u'#failure', u'#disaster', u'#bungle', u'#dud', u'#botch', u'#flop', u'#loser', u'#fiasco', u'#rout', u'#wreck']",8600,1947,"March 19, 2008"
Noun. A very minor tremor or vibration that causes a media frenzy while actually having little effect or no real damage.,dearthquake,runnerDel,"[u'#tremor', u'#earthquake', u'#dirthquake', u'#slow news day', u'#nothing']",1619,3959,"September 09, 2011"
erect and mighty pointed nipples,party hats,logos,[],8733,1184,"August 12, 2003"
"(noun) - The point at which one stops feeling remorseful regarding a thought, comment or action.",Regret Ceiling,ITALUS,"[u'#regret', u'#ceiling', u'#feelings', u'#remorse', u'#emotion']",6003,838,"September 06, 2011"
when a person sees someone they like a lot. The way they look at them when they can not find the words to express how they feel. They way someone looks at the person who has them sprung. Not necessarily big huge eyes. Just staring alot. It can just be an expression. ,googly eyes,AKA bobby,"[u'#heart', u'#feeling', u'#sprung', u'#tongue-tied', u'#speechless', u'#cotton mouthed']",4475,1102,"March 07, 2008"
"To look at or browse your desktop files and documents when your internet is down, while either waiting for your internet connection to be restored or if you're just bored.",Surfing the Desktop,CD3366,"[u'#desktop', u'#surf', u'#web', u'#surfing', u'#computer', u'#internet']",6599,819,"September 04, 2011"
A slang term for when a woman is sexually attracted to a man or another woman.The word may also be used as a name for the said man or woman who is the object of attraction.,Ladyboner,I'mplayingpokemonsoulsilvernow,"[u'#ladyboner', u'#men', u'#women', u'#sex', u'#attraction']",4765,2720,"August 04, 2011"
The holiday at the beginning of when school starts that nobody really knows what it means.,Labor Day,Loree,[],4960,1778,"September 05, 2005"
"Tears Running Down My Cheek acronym. Used when something so funny is messaged to you, that you are in tears from laughing so hard. Usually from trying to stifle laughter.",TRDMC,tall mamma,"[u'#lol', u'#lmfao', u'#hysterics', u'#lmaoshmsfoaidmt', u'#obnoxious']",967,5559,"August 31, 2011"
feed bankruptcy is the result of being away from social media for so long that it is impossible to catch up on all the posts in your feed since you were last logged on.,feed bankruptcy,txba397,"[u'#facebook', u'#fb', u'#twitter', u'#feed', u'#posts', u'#give up']",1975,3594,"August 24, 2011"
"The act of slowing pulling one's car forward into the pedestrian crosswalk while parked at a red light, for the purpose of preempting a green light.",Crosswalk Creeping,cgirl71,"[u'#crosswalk', u'#impatient', u'#driving', u'#traffic', u'#creeping']",4009,1473,"August 28, 2011"
"British slang, describes something that is stupid, lame or unpalatable.",naff,Slinky,[],4306,1633,"January 21, 2005"
"The deep feeling of regret one feels after eating a large some of food, eating something unhealthy, or just eating in general.",Eater's Remorse,ElSaraness,"[u'#buyers remorse', u'#food', u'#regret eating', u'#weight gain', u'#overeating']",5192,1043,"August 28, 2010"
"High esteem obtained through the sight of the length, girth, or quantity of one's poo. Poo Pride is often left unmentioned, unless one takes a photo, or pulls someone over to look into the toilet bowl to gaze upon the glory of the recently-dumped poo.",poo pride,Poo10,"[u'#poo', u'#pride', u'#feces', u'#shit', u'#turd', u'#poop', u'#crap', u'#dump', u'#toilet']",5408,2510,"March 18, 2006"
When one constantly presses the refresh button on an online package tracking website to know up to the minute info on his or her package's delivery,package stalking,Joon Joon,"[u'#stalking', u'#no life', u'#delivery', u'#fedex', u'#ups']",5308,1326,"August 25, 2011"
The wave given by a driver who just cut in ahead of you in traffic or knowingly did something that is completely wrong on the road.,Guilt Wave,frag142,"[u'#guilt', u'#wave', u'#driver', u'#mistake', u'#redemption']",4846,1165,"August 23, 2011"
To consume an obsene amount of meat resulting in perfuse sweating.,meat sweats,Telin,[],4045,2917,"October 27, 2003"
to contemplate whether or not a condom is needed in the heat of a sexual act.,condomplate,heymon,"[u'#condomplating', u'#condomplated', u'#condomplates', u'#condomplater', u'#condomplait']",7039,1317,"October 25, 2009"
What The Actual Fuck,wtaf,Bob Jones the Third,"[u'#what', u'#the', u'#actual', u'#fuck', u'#wtaf']",2187,7088,"December 19, 2006"
"Derived from the expression ""get a room."" When couples constantly leave romantic, mushy or suggestive messages on each other's Facebook wall for everyone else to see, someone else may tell them to ""get an inbox already"" and carry on in private.",get an inbox,hataraxia,"[u'#facebook', u'#social networking', u'#relationship status', u'#get a room', u'#inbox']",9710,1384,"August 18, 2011"
"When a group of friends from college or high school who haven't talked to/seen each other in a long time all comment on a mutual friend's Facebook status, usually about something they all agree on or feel strongly about.",Status Reunion,Stat Flanley,"[u'#facebook', u'#status', u'#reunion', u'#catching up', u'#college']",4143,1893,"August 16, 2011"
Being forced to work in close quarters or cramped spaces with other people where privacy is unattainable.,submarine duty,mojocracker,"[u'#cramped', u'#crowded', u'#plebian', u'#squalid', u'#contagious', u'#intruded', u'#privacy']",1706,3072,"August 15, 2011"
"The act of going out in public with a bald head that is normally covered by some sort of cap, hat or other head covering.",Free Balding,Hardcock2011,"[u'#bald', u'#free', u'#balled', u'#fuzz', u'#old']",1602,4228,"August 15, 2011"
"The act of lurking just outside the bathroom door when another person is using it, usually accompanied by some attention-seeking noise or behavior, ensuring that that person will acknowledge your presence and hurry up.",bathroom stalking,zachfree,"[u'#bathroom stalk', u'#stalking', u'#social pressure', u'#waiting in line', u'#lurking', u'#bathroom lurking', u'#bath room stalking']",5668,1495,"August 14, 2011"
A psychological state characterized by one's excessive push-in push-out of his or her retractable pen; due to stress or boredom.,push pen anxiety,luckyonehere,"[u'#push', u'#pen', u'#anxiety', u'#stress', u'#boredom']",7076,1592,"August 11, 2011"
"A shortened form of ""What the fuck do you mean?"", largely used when the person using the phrase takes a comment in a negative way.",fuck you mean,guyatrandom,"[u'#fuck', u'#mean', u'#fuck u mean', u'#yo momma', u'#momma']",7678,2867,"August 05, 2009"
"Someone who gets their ideas, opinions and values exclusively form society and from others as opposed to getting: an idea from within oneself; a value from a personal rational process; an opinion from an experience.",secondhander,wclay1,"[u'#passive-aggressive', u'#social-leach', u'#creative parasite', u'#babbitt', u'#moribund the burgermeister']",4877,1559,"July 01, 2011"
"The period in a male's life, typically between age of 27-39 when he succumbs to republican ideology. Signs of repuberty include listening to talk radio, unprompted remarks about social programs such as welfare, professing a love for rich people and low taxes, ranking of other people's patriotism levels.",Repuberty,gravybt,"[u'#republican', u'#teabagger', u'#obama', u'#politics', u'#democrat']",4899,5000,"June 30, 2011"
Masturbating before making any decision regarding females.,fap on it,Johng123,"[u'#masturbate', u'#masturbation', u'#fapping', u'#think', u'#smart']",9548,2181,"August 02, 2011"
"a fat animal, generally a pet (fat + animals = fatimals)",fatimals,LadyGaladriel11,"[u'#fat dogs', u'#pets', u'#dogs with weight problems', u'#food', u'#dogs']",1659,6915,"August 02, 2011"
"A tingling or numbness or a sharp, piercing pain shooting through the wrist as a direct result of engaging in pleasuring one's self while watching excessive porn.",Carnal Tunnel Syndrome,LaSpillway,"[u'#masturbation', u'#pocket pool', u'#memory bank spank', u'#getting jiggy with it', u'#diddling']",4153,2473,"August 02, 2011"
The general state of mind characterized by complete ignorance about sex and human reproduction.,Mental virginity,Universe24,"[u'#virginity', u'#mind', u'#sex', u'#sex ed', u'#pervert']",6017,1856,"May 22, 2011"
"The 5% of a man's whiz missing the toilet, sprinkling over the toilet seat.",collateral whiz,Smart Illiterate,"[u'#collateral', u'#whiz', u'#toilet', u'#seat', u'#man', u'#5']",3590,3085,"August 07, 2011"
"Subtly letting others now about how fantastic your life is while undercutting it with a bit of self-effacing humor or ""woe is me"" gloss.",humblebrag,jakejakejakejakejakejake,"[u'#back door brag', u'#bragging', u'#twitter shit', u'#assholish', u'#dick moves']",7197,1801,"May 02, 2011"
"A game where everyone in Congress refuses to agree on a deal to raise the debt ceiling until the last possible minute. It's like regular chicken, but instead of driving cars at each other, politicians are using the economy.",debt ceiling chicken,themalk,"[u'#debt ceiling', u'#clusterfuck', u'#boehner', u'#tea party', u'#obama', u'#default', u'#congress', u'#chicken']",7613,1580,"August 06, 2011"
When you buy a bag of chips thinking that it will be full of chips but when you open the bag it's barely full.,chiptease,catrap,"[u'#chips', u'#tease', u'#chip', u'#doritos', u'#baked']",9385,1708,"August 03, 2011"
When a woman officially declares a man to be in her 'friend zone'.,platonic relationship,Emerald Grace,"[u'#friend zone', u'#platonic relationship', u'#platetonic relationship', u'#lovers', u'#love']",9275,1902,"August 03, 2011"
When the cooking time of food needs to be adjusted to account for a weaker or stronger microwave.,Microwave inflation,marblew,"[u'#microwave', u'#cooking', u'#inflation', u'#weak', u'#strong']",3035,3490,"August 01, 2011"
"A TSA pat-down with a ""happy landing.""",Gate Massage,MILatino,"[u'#tsa', u'#screening', u'#airport', u'#gate', u'#massage']",7774,3621,"November 26, 2010"
"Expressions or actions performed that causes your boner to go into ""shock"" or go back into the flaccid stage.",Boner Shock,MR. B3NNY,"[u'#boner', u'#shock', u'#scared', u'#hard', u'#flaccid']",17551,10009,"December 09, 2010"
"chilling cinematic moments when hungry sharks chomp on underwater aluminum cages, filled with divers, during TV news stories and so-called documentaries",shark porn,o'possum,"[u'#shark week', u'#documentary', u'#shark attack', u'#ski porn', u'#shaq porn', u'#shark', u'#porn', u'#movie', u'#film', u'#diving']",1478,5795,"March 28, 2009"
"When you try not to be rude texting while you are out with friends so you hide it by texting with the phone still in your bag. This is an attempt to trick people that you are with into not thinking you are rude when in fact it is so obvious when you are standing there with your bag open and your whole hand is in the bag, holding your phone, texting.",Bag Texting,XtinaX123,"[u'#text', u'#bag', u'#texting', u'#rude', u'#girls']",3871,3189,"July 29, 2011"
"An idiomatic expression similar to ""you can't have your cake and eat it too"". The phrase originated from a viral youtube video in which a girl professes her love for cats but is devastated that she can't hug every cat, despite how much she wants to.",can't hug every cat,Pazz-Dawg,"[u'#cats', u'#i', u'#just', u'#really', u'#love', u'#eharmony', u'#dating', u'#bio', u'#debbie', u'#viral', u'#video', u'#basket', u'#rainbows', u'#nyan', u'#parody']",5271,2375,"July 29, 2011"
"a person who never misses a chance to post a ""R.I.P. insert name"" status update in Facebook as soon as any celebrity dies.",Facebook necrologist,Jens Ingvarsson,"[u'#facebook', u'#necrologist', u'#necrology', u'#rip', u'#rest in peace']",8068,1797,"July 24, 2011"
"Opposite of tree hugger. Unscrupulous, money hungry, money collecting individual or company willing to do anything and destroy anything on this planet to get their fix - more money.",money hugger,californiak,"[u'#greedy person', u'#money collector', u'#money lover', u'#mo money', u'#money counter']",4607,1442,"July 27, 2011"
"The Permissible act of a sports fan or athlete, usually a male, shedding a quiet tear in celebration of their team's accomplishments. Also acceptable at the end of a classic sports motion picture. Only one episode of sports crying is acceptable per situation.",Sports Cry,Swalt,"[u'#sports', u'#cry', u'#tear', u'#man', u'#guy', u'#dude', u'#dirk', u'#sad', u'#movie']",3342,2560,"July 25, 2011"
A phrase used to show appreciation to someone that helped you out.,good lookin' out,Hoss,[],4653,2449,"March 31, 2005"
"The horrible feeling after indulging on too much food, similar to the hangover of alcohol. Fat hangovers have almost all of the same effects of regular hangovers. Fat hangovers, however, usually occur right after eating or when going to sleep.",fat hangover,AssCon,"[u'#hangover', u'#fatty', u'#hngover', u'#hagovr', u'#fatt']",5593,1713,"July 14, 2011"
Acronym for Jesus Fucking Christ,JFC,Brad,[],4133,5954,"April 23, 2003"
"A phrase used to describe a girl that is ""easy"".  They are just like the iPhone, as simple as slide to unlock.",slide to unlock,Kelso13,"[u'#loose goose', u'#slut', u'#easy', u'#whore', u'#iphone']",5673,4450,"May 14, 2008"
"Short for ""All Fucked Up"".  Meaning usually some thing or situation that is messed up, broken, disorganized, or failed.",AFU,leshrack,[],3838,2948,"March 15, 2003"
"Sending text messages to those people you'd like to date ""Someday"" or ""eventually"" to remind them that you exist.  It's a low effort way to maintain a connection without having to really commit to anything serious.",Maintenance Texts,shoewhore,"[u'#dating', u'#texting', u'#texts', u'#sex', u'#hookup', u'#fling', u'#low effort', u'#annoying', u'#playa']",6484,1819,"September 09, 2008"
A film or movie enthusiast.,cinephile,Lauren01,"[u'#movies', u'#film', u'#pulp fiction', u'#enthusiast', u'#yeah']",4507,1969,"August 22, 2006"
"Your last pair of clean underwear, reminding you that this is your last chance to wear any unless you get your laundry done; that pair of ugly old underwear that you reserve for an emergency.",Last Chance Undies,breezy-licious,"[u'#last', u'#chance', u'#undies', u'#underwear', u'#dirty']",8674,2042,"July 17, 2011"
"a reply from someone who doesn't have a watch, usually said after someone asks what time it is.",skin-thirty,KRHimself,[],2910,7106,"September 30, 2004"
"A list of people, male or female, you want to have sexual intercourse with before you die.",Fuckit List,Hazen The Miller Lite,"[u'#sex handjobs', u'#blowjobs', u'#rainbow', u'#party', u'#ass', u'#fucking', u'#whore', u'#milfs', u'#hot', u'#moms', u'#blondes', u'#sluts']",8187,3023,"August 02, 2009"
n. (bail-wail) a. Someone who leaves when they are needed.,bail whale,-Angel-,"[u'#bail', u'#bailer', u'#abandon', u'#ditch', u'#unreliable']",4380,2983,"July 15, 2011"
A state of extreme traffic backup where one becomes so frustrated they feel the world is collapsing around them.,carmageddon,Douche_Crew,"[u'#gridlock', u'#traffic jam', u'#armageddon', u'#traffic', u'#rush hour']",5119,2783,"November 15, 2010"
To thoroughly clean one's teeth before visiting the dentist for a teeth cleaning.,precrestination,The Wads,"[u'#pre-clean', u'#teeth', u'#cleaning', u'#dentist', u'#procrastination']",8188,3664,"January 24, 2007"
"The unauthorized, non-maritime use of sextants in our schools.",Sexting,Sir Pennyfeather,"[u'#sextant', u'#angles', u'#measurement', u'#math', u'#navigation']",8438,8237,"April 06, 2010"
(n) an elongated and obscure period of time spent distracted on Facebook when the original intent was to merely check your messages.,Facebook Minute,TacomaBeags,"[u'#facebook', u'#distraction', u'#social media', u'#twitter', u'#new york minute']",8332,2296,"June 30, 2011"
The time period one waits for a response to a flirtatious text.,Text Purgatory,icwish,"[u'#text', u'#waiting', u'#game', u'#girls', u'#boys', u'#phones', u'#annyoing', u'#flirting']",8970,2005,"January 25, 2010"
1. an Internet Era phrase used to communicate one's intent of purchasing or engaging in something.2. colloquialism for yes,add to cart,the surfer,"[u'#count me in', u'#yar!', u'#yaya', u'#fo shizzle', u'#word', u'#i am down']",1791,3827,"June 27, 2011"
"Similar to ""Walk it off.""An appropriate response when conversing with sexually frustrated individuals who have no future mating prospects.",Whack it Off,nevarine,"[u'#whacking', u'#whack', u'#walk it off', u'#sexual frusration', u'#frustrated', u'#whacking it off']",6848,1450,"July 04, 2011"
The amount of offspring you bring into this world.,biological footprint,ColoradoJules,"[u'#babies', u'#footprint', u'#carbon footprint', u'#offspring', u'#kids']",6391,1839,"July 01, 2008"
"A type of crying that can feel really good and really bad at the same time.  The ugly cry can occur after a severe tragedy in one's life, or simply for no reason at all. You know you're doing the ugly cry when you lose COMPLETE CONTROL of all of the muscles in your face, start heaving and making awkward sounds (even though you are trying really hard to be silent), and start leaking fluids from every opening on your face from your hairline to your chin (yes, this includes the mouth). Without a doubt, by the time you are through with your ugly cry episode (if it was genuine) it will look as though you are a homeless person with pink eye who got punched a few times in the face and was hit my a monsoon; this is completely normal (and generally the time to call up a good friend).",ugly cry,Natalie M. O,"[u'#the ugly cry', u'#ugly cry', u'#cry', u'#weep', u'#heave']",7930,2283,"August 27, 2007"
A gay guy's groomsman.,Guysmaids,Da Quizzler,"[u'#gay', u'#straight', u'#fabulous', u'#super', u'#wedding']",5290,3260,"June 27, 2011"
"1. The universally recognized ""F word""
2. N. Implying complete and utter confusion
3. N. a really stupid person
4. V. To procreate
5. adj. Can be used to modify any word for more passion
6. Int. Expresses disgust
7. Int. Expresses complete suprise and joy
8. adv. Can be used to make a command more urgent",fuck,Cheese-man,[],68493,20988,"April 05, 2003"
The opposite of nocturnal. Informal word for whatever it is that actually describes sleeping at night and being awake during the day.,Dayturnal,NumTung,"[u'#day', u'#nocturnal', u'#sleep', u'#morning', u'#daturnal']",1600,5908,"June 14, 2011"
explosives meant to annoy your neighbors.,fireworks,Tcuz,[],6238,2285,"December 11, 2004"
The daily time slot in which you must have some form of caffeine otherwise you will get a headache. No amount of caffeine after this window will cure the headache. A common ailment of coffee addicts who need their morning fix before they can function properly.,Caffeine Window,roast beanz,"[u'#coffee', u'#launch window', u'#coffee window', u'#caffeine', u'#addiction', u'#coffee addict', u'#caffeineaholic']",3810,2125,"June 24, 2011"
"Literally: ""too rambley; didn't listen"". This spoken phrase is a take off of the popular ""tl;dr"" (too long; didn't read). Pronounce the letters, namely ""tee are. dee ell"". This verbal response indicates you stopped listening as the other person was blathering on for too long and you lost interest.",tr;dl,DrRascal,"[u'#blah blah', u'#tl; dr', u'#blathering on', u'#la la la la', u'#in one ear out the other', u'#too many words', u'#shut up']",2443,4000,"June 28, 2011"
"Someone who is a shy introvert in real life, but turns into a full-on extroverted party animal on Internet forums and social sites.",Webtrovert,Squidmonkey,"[u'#introvert', u'#extrovert', u'#shy', u'#internet', u'#web-trovert']",6795,1904,"June 13, 2011"
"similar to the five finger discount in that it involves stealing/illegally obtaining items. however the index finger discount applies only to the index finger on the hand which you use your mouse for clicking and downloading illegal music, movies, etc.i.e. pirating",index finger discount,butt-pirater,"[u'#pirating', u'#illegal downloads', u'#music', u'#internet', u'#five finger discount']",5477,2757,"June 25, 2011"
"The male, older fans of my little pony: friendship is magic.",Bronies,Astram22,"[u'#bronies', u'#brony', u'#bronie', u'#pronies', u'#my', u'#little', u'#pony']",6834,6292,"February 19, 2011"
"Sending an email to someone by mistake.
 ",Freudian Click,Cynyc,"[u'#email', u'#computer', u'#relationships', u'#embarrassments', u'#mistake']",4174,2928,"September 24, 2008"
"A regular for lunch at institutions such as public schools, hospitals (esp. mental), and the military/boot camp. Any kind of pasta dish consisting of ingredients/prepared by individuals you are unsure of.",Macaroni and Sneeze,Trikxabye,"[u'#macaroni', u'#cheese', u'#sneeze', u'#pasta', u'#snot', u'#phlegm', u'#cold', u'#fever', u'#flu']",1708,4334,"June 14, 2011"
The term for gay couples to become engaged or plan on becoming married.,engayed,Dan A. Root,"[u'#marriage', u'#engaged', u'#married', u'#gay', u'#wedding', u'#wedlock', u'#brokeback mountain']",5987,3823,"March 05, 2006"
"An alert that is called when one is trying to sound smarter than they really are. In more severe cases, a whence alert may be necessary.",whom alert,slaufer,"[u'#whence alert', u'#cutdown', u'#fronting', u'#bullshitting', u'#overconfidence']",3199,5516,"January 25, 2006"
"Embarrassment at waiting on the curb obediently as other pedestrians ignore the ""don't walk"" signal in the absence of traffic.",curb shame,uniquenowflake8,"[u'#jaywalking', u'#obedience', u'#patience', u'#civility', u'#zombie']",8196,2339,"August 25, 2009"
"This is a reply that you give to an announcement that in inconsequential, especially when the person making the announcement thinks it's some sort of big deal, or even notable.",File That Under Who Gives a Shit,kk626kk,"[u'#wgas', u'#ftuwgas', u'#who gives a shit', u'#bullshit', u'#galifinakis']",9779,1079,"June 21, 2011"
"When an elderly person, such as your grandfather, complains incessantly about nothing.",aarping,katamos,"[u'#complaining', u'#arping', u'#harping', u'#elderly', u'#old people', u'#annoyed']",5350,2703,"August 30, 2008"
"to send a high-maintenance partner a text message in order to keep them sweet and avoid them getting upset that you are ignoring them.Similar to a feeding a tamagotchi, you send these texts to keep the relationship alive.",feed the beast,BiggyG,"[u'#text', u'#apologise', u'#compliment', u'#love', u'#relationship', u'#tamagotchi']",6607,2398,"June 06, 2010"
"A common disorder where a person displays multiple personalities: One in person, and one on Facebook.",Dissociative Facebook Identity Disorder,BeauFIDAWG,"[u'#facebook', u'#social', u'#network', u'#disease', u'#disorder']",5571,3126,"June 13, 2011"
Occurs when a two person group is partitioned by one party’s separate conversation via phone call or text message using a cellular device.,cellular isolation,harlan500,"[u'#cellular isolation', u'#mobile isolation', u'#cellular inclusion', u'#cellular cohesion', u'#mobile inclusion']",2281,2401,"June 17, 2011"
The ability to reach down someone's pants and be satisfied with whatever you find.,bisexual,Homicide,[],24944,7460,"April 06, 2004"
"In conversation, digressing into extreme and/or unnecessary detail about one’s passion (music, coding, gaming) to an otherwise uninitiated layperson, without awareness or acknowledgement of the listener’s rapidly waning interest or lack of understanding of the subject at hand.",nerdjacking,antilimit,"[u'#dork', u'#theft', u'#geekriffing', u'#steal', u'#convohog']",5663,2169,"June 14, 2011"
The effect that makes everything taste disgusting after you brush your teeth.,toothpaste hangover,Nick Andopolis,"[u'#after taste', u'#tootpaste', u'#hanover', u'#disgusting', u'#gross', u'#augh']",11937,2975,"June 14, 2011"
to add your own phone number to your address book in your cell phone under the name of a different person and then sending dirty texts to yourself in an attempt to impress your friends.,Master Sexting,blitz609yahoo,"[u'#sexting', u'#masturbating', u'#texting', u'#lame', u'#loser']",2529,6203,"August 13, 2009"
The intellegent humor that nearly everyone seems to gain when they have a half an hour to contemplate a witty response. It is usually a bad comparison to a person's actually conversational skills since they can sit and contemplate the response for as long as they need.,facebook wit,mynock1108,"[u'#facebook', u'#wit', u'#comedy', u'#conversation', u'#real life']",8848,2569,"May 19, 2011"
"The dance performed under a towel, most commonly seen at the Beach, or in a changing room, when getting changed under the towel to hide as much skin as possible.",Towel Tango,Ashreyel,"[u'#towel', u'#tango', u'#changing', u'#dance', u'#skin']",4988,2107,"May 10, 2011"
"When someone attaches the opposite emoticon to a sentence when they truly have the opposite emotion. For instance, attaching a smiley face to a sentence when one is totally pissed off.",emoticon job,knockgav,"[u'#emoticon', u'#con artist', u'#smiley face', u'#faker', u'#liar two faced.']",1903,6570,"May 16, 2011"
"A best friend that you never see. He's always hiding or just at home.
Named after the infamous best friend you never see,Osama Bin Laden",Brosama Bin Laden,BertiCoosBay,"[u'#bro', u'#osama', u'#hiding', u'#home', u'#lame']",11913,4372,"December 11, 2010"
A phrase often used when a private or dirty text is sent to the wrong person in an attempt to lessen the awkwardness or dismiss the conversation,"sorry, autocorrect",black409,"[u'#autocorrect', u'#dirty', u'#text', u'#conversation', u'#awkward']",7836,2768,"May 12, 2011"
"When your caller ID identifies someone with whom you definitely don't want to talk, and you avoid answering them like the plague",Caller VD,David's Hickey,"[u'#caller', u'#phone', u'#venereal disease', u'#id', u'#answer']",2592,4585,"May 13, 2011"
"The consumption of food undertaken to avoid a dull or arduous task, irrespective of hunger levels or the time of day.",ProcrastinEating,Aimless2695,"[u'#eating', u'#procrastinating', u'#food', u'#consumption', u'#boredom']",5630,2488,"October 25, 2009"
The receiver of a sext message.,sextee,Batzerto,"[u'#sext', u'#text', u'#message', u'#sex', u'#dirty']",2176,3069,"September 27, 2010"
"The anxiety and suspense involved in staring as you see a friend is typing an instant message or facebook chat message but never seems to complete it. The feeling can last for minutes or even hours. Unfortunately unlike actual blue balls, chat blue balls can not be relieved by jerking off.",chat blue balls,big_dude,"[u'#facebook', u'#fb', u'#chat', u'#instant message', u'#im', u'#aim', u'#anticipation', u'#anxiety', u'#suspense', u'#blue balls']",2370,3907,"May 04, 2011"
"When one person thinks you are best friends, but you in turn consider another to be your best friend. This chain can involve many until two agree upon their mutual bestiship.",unrequited besties,crrrl,"[u'#besties', u'#best friend', u'#buddy', u'#bff', u'##1']",2794,3322,"February 11, 2009"
Going outside or away from the group in order to fart with less consequence.,beef walk,moistchunks4life,"[u'#fart', u'#beef', u'#rip ass', u'#stink', u'#crop dust', u'#vagina melt sandwich']",6338,3031,"May 04, 2011"
Someone (or something) that is better online than in real life.,Netglow,eculaugh,"[u'#persona', u'#avatar', u'#honest', u'#real', u'#false', u'#front', u'#fake']",7087,1042,"April 12, 2011"
"The indecipherable language taught in MBA factories where the user has mastered the art of using large, multisyllabic words to make meaningless, intelligent sounding action statements.",MBAese,ralphWookie,"[u'#mba talk', u'#managementese', u'#mbanglish', u'#bullshitting', u'#business speak']",3412,2661,"March 25, 2011"
What your mom says when she's trying to be cool.  You know she says it.,"Word up, kids?",Nick D,[],8099,3147,"February 25, 2003"
A phrase used in response to someone whining about not being able to find something on Google.An expert googler would then show some resemblance of pity and assist by immediately googling for the desired information successfully.,Google harder,attifinch,"[u'#google', u'#googler', u'#googling', u'#search', u'#harder']",7909,2350,"May 05, 2011"
"the act of abstaining from eating meat for a period of time, usually after heavily indulging.",meatox,horination,"[u'#detox', u'#retox', u'#meat', u'#eat', u'#food']",2835,4141,"March 15, 2010"
"(adj.) being in a state in which one is utterly and completely unable to distinguish fact from fiction, and is thus obviously and undeniably full of shit.",reality challenged,Tom Navarro,"[u'#euphemism', u'#shit from shinola', u'#idiot', u'#politician', u'#adjective']",8621,1662,"September 09, 2007"
"Rejection of and ridicule for an offered good or service by feigning satiation.  When ""No Thank You"" just won't do. ",I'm Good,USMale,"[u'#satisfied', u'#preposterous', u'#ridiculous', u'#rejection', u'#crazy']",7257,1832,"October 07, 2008"
"The sleepy feeling after eating a large meal comprised chiefly of carbohydrates, whether in the form of rice, noodles, bread or dough.",Carb Coma,El Mexigringo,"[u'#carbohydrates', u'#snooze', u'#nap', u'#sleepy', u'#blood sugar']",4356,1970,"September 28, 2010"
"n. A person who states a problem that they have with the express intention of letting everyone know how awesome they think they are, revealing their douche baggery to all.v. Back Door Bragging: The act of expressing a false statement in order to set up the conversation to prove how (seemingly) fantastic the subject finds themselves.effect: typically leads to eye rolls and general annoyance with subject.",Back Door Braggart,Jescati,"[u'#brag', u'#bragplaining', u'#douche bag', u'#prick', u'#back door brag', u'#back door bragging', u'#humble', u'#full of himself', u'#cleveland steamer']",5522,1638,"August 14, 2010"
"a sudden burst and outpouring of ideas, thoughts, creativeness, or conversation topics, often followed by a severe lack thereof.",Thought wad,lcritterl,"[u'#idea', u'#thought', u'#wad', u'#bad date', u'#thought-wad', u'#vacant', u'#inspiration', u'#vapid', u'#bland', u'#conversation', u""#writer's block"", u'#tongue tied']",3006,2317,"January 16, 2008"
"A sore winner is someone who wins and spends far too much time gloating over it, to the point that the rest of the people feel poorly about even participating.",sore winner,Jeremy Hubert,[],5118,1533,"April 06, 2005"
"The act of texting (text messaging) a member of the opposite sex, outside the confines of a relationship, in flirtatious ways, often insinuating the desire for a deeper, intimate relationship.",premarital text,Eric Vinson,"[u'#sex', u'#relationship', u'#flirting', u'#cell phone', u'#text messaging']",2764,4813,"January 11, 2007"
"A phrase used to describe the agonizing frustration of realizing that you did something you regret, and wanting to do it differently but realizing it after-the-fact.  This typically occurs about 5 minutes later but the realization of such can occur years later...",Fucking Retrospect,Babo Sang Pyo,"[u'#regret', u'#pisser', u'#retrospect', u'#content', u'#brain-freeze']",4817,2225,"December 04, 2005"
When you're out at the bar and you get cockblocked SO BAD it's like the end of the world as you know it.,cockblocalypse,Matthew Gardner,"[u'#cockblock', u'#cockblocalypse', u'#apocalypse', u'#cock', u'#block']",8165,2043,"December 03, 2007"
Using a social networking web site or service to connect to other people but never communicating with those people once they have been established as a connection.,Antisocial Networking,Jeremy Wasser,"[u'#anti-social', u'#social', u'#networking', u'#web', u'#site', u'#service', u'#myspace', u'#facebook', u'#friend', u'#connect', u'#connection', u'#communicate', u'#communication', u'#message', u'#comment']",5088,1838,"March 18, 2008"
The friend request sent right after meeting someone for the first time.,post-acquaintance friend request,XileLord,"[u'#facebook', u'#friend request', u'#social networking', u'#myspace', u'#web 2.0']",5637,1707,"April 25, 2011"
"Thoughtless, careless sex happening right before a major disaster or possible ending of the world, without thought of consequences. ",apocalypse sex,Fox64,"[u'#apocalypse', u'#sex', u'#consequence', u'#world', u'#end']",7317,1996,"January 02, 2008"
"An affirmation that you agree with or can relate to the preceding statement. It can be used whether the speaker actually knows or not, but in the latter case it usually means that the speaker can attribute the preceding statement to themselves as well.
","I know, right?",Kevin Fox,"[u'#totally', u'#for sure', u'#yeah', u'#as if', u'#shya', u'#yah']",4965,1708,"April 30, 2008"
a passenger at the bus who hogs the aisle seat,edgehog,tatm artista,"[u'#edgehog', u'#edge', u'#hog', u'#edge hog', u'#bus']",4397,1504,"June 16, 2007"
"An irresistible force that draws you back to bed, or toward any mattress, couch, or other soft horizontal surface. Usually stronger when one or more persons are already on said furnature.",bed gravity,Jevanyn,"[u'#sleep', u'#cozy', u'#mattress', u'#drowsy', u'#comfy', u'#warm', u'#snuggly', u'#zzzz']",11538,1422,"April 22, 2011"
"When a person is out of the loop or not up to date on pop culture, and your attempts to explain them just confuse them even more.",pop culture shock,parishiltonisaperson,"[u'#out of the loop', u'#provincial', u'#under a rock', u'#paris hilton', u'#pop culture']",2368,4049,"May 05, 2010"
(v.) To text so extensively and in such a manner that it is flirting. ,flexting,Todo,"[u'#text', u'#flirt', u'#gay', u'#duugs', u'#flexting']",1941,6701,"October 15, 2006"
"To say/pretend you are someone of stature somewhere else, meaningless and not verifiable where you currently are.",big in japan,KrautKontrol,"[u'#pretencious', u'#pretender', u'#fake', u'#showoff', u'#loser']",7347,1589,"July 07, 2006"
"A powerpoint presentation containing lots of flashy animations, cool pictures, and all sorts of other snazzy gimmics, but almost entirely lacking in any real substance.",powerpuff presentation,jigsawz67,"[u'#powerpoint', u'#presentation', u'#speech', u'#work', u'#meeting']",5875,1418,"March 10, 2011"
"This is an expression commonly used to signal to another party that either a) you no longer want to text them, or b) you intend on hanging up. This is a smooth way to avoid answering or hearing things from other people.However, sometimes, it's true, and the person's phone really is about to die. This is rare.",my phone's about to die,evil_gumball,"[u""#my phone's about to die"", u'#my phone is about to die', u'#my phone', u'#rejection', u'#avoidance', u'#convenient']",9126,1178,"April 17, 2011"
"Slang term for children, kids, offspring and rugrats.  ",carbon soldiers,Douglas Prince,"[u'#children', u'#kids', u'#rugrats', u'#offspring', u'#child']",1638,7424,"March 31, 2008"
"When a group of people (friends, co-workers, acquaintances) get together to drink.",Rendezbooze,SecretSmith,"[u'#rendezbooze', u'#party', u'#drink', u'#meet', u'#discuss', u'#kick-back']",6454,1729,"May 15, 2010"
A class of media propaganda where entertainment combined with journalism developed for 24-hour television news networks is designed to instill emotional responses from viewers instead of providing facts.,misinfotainment,Jeokar,"[u'#red-herring', u'#lies', u'#made-up', u'#phoney', u'#opinionated']",4003,1790,"April 09, 2011"
adj.  The state of being so astounded that one cannot type; writing equivalent of speechless,typeless,Daveycakes,[],4345,1899,"September 24, 2004"
"Someone who gets turned on by, or derives sexual pleasure from, shopping, or being taken shopping.",buysexual,President Warren G. Harding,"[u'#buysexual', u'#buy', u'#sexual', u'#retail therapy', u'#money', u'#shopping', u'#mall', u'#credit cards']",6009,2576,"December 19, 2009"
"What you tell two people peeing at urinals next to each other to save them from untimely death, in reference to crossing the streams in Ghostbusters.",don't cross the streams,zipwolf,"[u'#streams', u'#crossing', u'#cross', u'#ghostbusters', u'#ghost', u'#busters']",4292,1858,"June 27, 2006"
"a career path marked by increasing amounts of tragedy, lameness, futility, ineptitude, respect, and/or pay.",career tragectory,katewoo,"[u'#career', u'#tragedy', u'#hate', u'#job', u'#work']",1574,2817,"April 10, 2011"
"Olly olly oxen free is a phrase used in children's games, which is generally used to indicate that people who are hiding (in a game of hide and seek, for example) can safely come out into the open.",olly olly oxen free,Brian Funk,"[u'#all come free', u'#game over', u'#i quit', u""#can't find you"", u'#alle alle auch sind frei']",4401,1871,"February 22, 2008"
"noun. A braggart, but one without the credibility to back up his or her claims. A braggadocio. Lame boasting.",Braggadouche,Irina79,"[u'#douche', u'#braggart', u'#red sox fans', u'#tool', u'#braggadocio']",2067,2866,"April 09, 2011"
"A slight hand gesture used to wave for prolonged periods of time (like during a parade)or as a casual non-verbal greeting to friends.  With the arm bent at the elbow, the waver turns their wrist back and forth exposing the front and then the back of the hand in a single motion. ",parade wave,Hackermom,"[u'#greeting', u'#wave', u'#nod', u'#hand gesture', u'#hello']",2500,1668,"November 02, 2005"
"A term meaning you're leaving. Similar to ""outta here.""",ghost,Nathan Tiberius,"[u'#audi 5000', u'#gone', u'#jet settin', u'#bolt', u'#outta here']",3989,4114,"July 02, 2007"
"Similar to cold shoulder, except a cold finger is done by ignoring someone's text or facebook message--usually when said person's comment is pointless or uncalled for.",cold finger,JDrummer86,"[u'#cold shoulder', u'#finger', u'#ignore', u'#tool', u'#facebook', u'#pointless', u'#comment']",5148,1724,"April 07, 2011"
the blank expression that comes across a persons face when day dreaming.,screen saver,billinom8s,"[u'#daydream', u'#vacant', u'#day dream', u'#screan saver', u'#vaccant']",5551,1726,"November 13, 2009"
"Back to back shifts, sp. closing shift followed by an opening shift the next day, primarily making a night on the town impractical.",Work Sandwich,Nartal,"[u'#worksandwich', u'#worksammich', u'#work sammich', u'#back to back', u'#wussing out']",3346,1889,"April 01, 2011"
Anyone who sits behind a someone who is browsing the Internet while continuously instructing them on what to click on or what to type into the address/search bar.  Most appropriately applied when the advice or commands are unsolicited and/or unwarranted.,Backseat Browser,YoungKenC,"[u'#backseat driver', u'#internet', u'#computer', u'#frustration', u'#automobiles']",7732,890,"February 18, 2009"
rez-e-rek-shun (noun) a morning wood of biblical proportions,reserection,dave3:16,"[u'#jesus', u'#morning wood', u'#erection', u'#bible', u'#resurrection']",7824,6005,"February 20, 2011"
v. to squint and kind of frown as you look at your computer to give the illusion that you are in fact very busy analyzing something vital to your work;often used in conjunction with paper-shuffling and calling numbers that you know won't answer then acting really frustrated when you hang-up so that it gives the impression your chasing a very important account and have a lot on your plate already,computer-face,waylonisthebombdotcom,"[u'#computer', u'#work', u'#office', u'#i hate my job', u'#a monkey could do this job', u'#what is my job title again?', u'#my boss is an idiot', u'#so glad i went to college']",5738,1074,"March 05, 2010"
The amount of CO2 and greenhouse gases released by a man in search of sexual gratification,carbon cockprint,zfunk,"[u'#cockprint', u'#cock', u'#carbon', u'#global warming', u'#co2', u'#greenhouse']",6469,2617,"March 27, 2008"
"The condition where you think of something you want to Google, but by the time you get to your computer, you have forgotten what it was. Very prevalent in the 420 community.",Googleheimer's,DigNbubbles,"[u'#googleheimers', u'#search', u'#memory loss', u'#google', u'#forgetful']",12059,1336,"September 01, 2006"
"The pleasant ""high"" feeling one acquires around close friends, often compared to being on some sort of drug. Accompanied by lots of laughing, stupidity, excitement, good conversation, and loud obnoxiousness, ie the act of getting ""high"" off another's good friendship vibes.   
 Often considered a replacement for drugs and alcohol, though not heavily supported. ",friend high,Pail/Concussed/Crevice,"[u'#friend', u'#drugs', u'#high', u'#happy', u'#sober']",8487,2169,"January 12, 2008"
The unconscious theft of Pens.  Also known as Cleptopenamania.,cleptopenia,barneschm,"[u'#cleptomania', u'#cleptopenamania', u'#theft', u'#steal', u'#stealing']",4993,2074,"March 27, 2009"
"Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.",intaxication,Oracle99,[],6487,1095,"April 17, 2003"
"A term one can use to excuse oneself from the face-time company of another for reasons of a burning desire to check your e-mail. You won't be comfortable in your conversation unless you check on your inbox for any immediately important messages that need attention. By ""digitally freshening up"", you have eased the unnatural frequent urge of wanting to peek at your iPhone in your important business meeting.",digitally freshen up,Anja Manzanares,"[u'#distraction', u'#digital obsession', u'#digitarian', u'#digital tantrum', u'#add']",1286,4539,"February 08, 2011"
the familiar taste that accompanies a post-meal burp. it's like deja-vu in your mouth.,ghost taste,Francis Ford Dopella,"[u'#food', u'#ghost', u'#burp', u'#ghostface', u'#deja burp', u'#burp taste']",5090,2241,"March 26, 2011"
"The inability to decide which seat to take due to the quantity of friends both ""kickin' in the front seat"" and ""sittin' in the back seat."" Characterized by indecision and anxiety as the individual has ""gotta make their mind up.""A largely ignored condition until early 2011, the ""front-seat back-seat dilemma"" was widely publicized upon the advent of Rebecca Black's viral single ""Friday.""",front-seat back-seat dilemma,Word Bendo,"[u'#rebecca black', u'#friday', u'#fun', u'#car', u'#friends']",10530,2670,"March 27, 2011"
"""fear of missing out"".  The fear that if you miss a party or event you will miss out on something great",fomo,Beaqon,"[u'#fear', u'#missing', u'#out', u'#party', u'#nightlife']",8084,2303,"October 02, 2006"
Under the influence or having been influenced by Charlie Sheen.,sheenfluence,catbird59,"[u'#influence', u'#influent', u'#influential', u'#influencer', u'#ethereal', u'#fluent']",3690,4841,"March 11, 2011"
"n. the inability to get work done because of it's large quantity. Similar to writer's block, but applies to all work with a deadline.",work paralysis,PhoenixFanatic,"[u'#procrastination', u'#waiting', u'#not getting stuff done', u'#paralysis', u'#work']",6122,1163,"March 24, 2011"
"A non-discretionary charge or fee placed on orders or purchases from certain companies, frequently ticket retailers and cinemas. The charge never relates to a specific cost incurred by the company and is purely an additional fee to boost profits. So called as the company in question knows the consumer has no option but to pay, so their charging it is the company saying, ""Fuck You, Pay it.""",Fuck You Tax,eswqc,"[u'#tax', u'#charges', u'#fees', u'#administration', u'#booking']",8002,1043,"January 14, 2011"
"A modern version of the popular saying ""killing two birds with one stone."" derived from the popular video game ""angry birds.""",Killing two pigs with one bird,Mrgus,"[u'#angry', u'#birds', u'#two', u'#one', u'#stone', u'#kill']",8139,2575,"March 22, 2011"
Having a conversation while not intoxicated. Generally used to postpone the remainder of a conversation until both parties are sober.Putting off a conversation until everyone involved is capable of making good decisions.,soberchat,mvolfman,"[u'#awake', u'#sober', u'#alert', u'#focused', u'#attentive']",2934,2183,"May 08, 2010"
"The day after Thursday and before Saturday, according to Rebecca Black. Also the most annoying day of the week now.",Friday,He who lieks mudkipz,"[u'#rebecca', u'#black', u'#friday', u'#annoying', u'#tralala', u'#trololol']",19684,2461,"March 16, 2011"
Uncle Sam. so named for government's spending habits.,rich uncle,mikezila,"[u'#uncle sugar', u'#u.s.', u'#uncle sam', u'#the man', u'#government']",2276,4707,"May 22, 2009"
"A feeling like jetlag that happens after you use your computer after sunset and the bright backlight tricks your body into thinking it's still daytime.(For details, google ""photoentrainment"".)",net lag,Tom Cohen,"[u'#netlag', u'#net lag', u'#netlagged', u'#net lagged', u'#jetlag', u'#jet lag', u'#jetlagged', u'#sleep deprivation', u'#circadian', u'#circadian clock', u'#circadian rhythm', u'#internal clock', u'#sleep', u'#photoentrainment', u'#time zone', u'#timezone']",4514,2207,"November 30, 2009"
a manager that is infamously known for handing off their work and other useless assignments to you that they could and should be doing themselves,office quarterback,Disgruntled_in_SJ,"[u'#boss', u'#manager', u'#employee', u'#office', u'#work']",5518,1078,"March 17, 2011"
"When a person makes it sound like they are apologizing when, in fact, they are just shifting the blame or using twisted logic to argue their way out of responsibility for their actions.",fauxpology,52tease,"[u'#fopology', u'#apology', u'#fake apology', u'#insincere', u'#apologize']",5978,1060,"December 10, 2006"
"Usu. a term to describe when crucial elements of a movie are about to be revealed (i.e. the ending, character deaths, a twist, etc.) ",spoiler alert,INDIExCORE,"[u'#spoiler', u'#spoler alert', u'#spoil warning', u'#plot plunder', u'#spoiler alter']",6775,1473,"October 28, 2005"
"Anxiety concerning the act of defecation, most often related to pooping in public restrooms.",Pooformance Anxiety,El Don Diguidi,"[u'#performance anxiety', u'#peeformance anxiety', u'#poop', u'#bathrooms', u'#public']",5022,2011,"September 17, 2009"
An fool who believes all information found on Wikipedia is accurate and true.  ,wikiot,delehusr,"[u'#wikipedia', u'#wikiot', u'#idiot', u'#fool', u'#gulliable']",5581,6423,"April 13, 2007"
A person whose status updates on facebook are solely for the purpose of gaining sympathy.,sympathy seeker,Poop Stain Barney,"[u'#facebook whore', u'#sympathy', u'#attention whore', u'#cyber geek', u'#facebook junky']",7449,1263,"March 11, 2011"
"A verbal stoush between two or more parties that is so petty, pointless, misinformed or ill-conceived that it makes witnesses wince with embarrassment, or so uncomfortable that they don't know where to look.",Squirmish,KeithMyArthe,"[u'#argument', u'#squirm', u'#skirmish', u'#wince', u'#shut up', u'#stfu']",1824,2751,"September 26, 2009"
"Something that strikes a chord in someone's thinking, creating a spur of ""enlightenment"" and stimulation in knowledge, especially in subjects like philosophy & logic.",brain boner,nullswitch,"[u'#brainboner', u'#enlightenment', u'#discovery', u'#knowledge', u'#stimulation']",5561,1913,"February 20, 2011"
"A small nod of the head, done repetitively in synchronization with music. Denotes approval of music by the listener. Performed at concerts by concert-goers, or while listening to music by the listener.Substituted for dancing by hipsters, who are too cool to dance.",hipster head bob,jakeishere,"[u'#dance', u'#hipster', u'#concert', u'#head nod', u'#music']",2707,3273,"March 07, 2011"
Strategically consuming food for the sole purpose of preventing others from getting it.,Defensive Eating,CourtJ,"[u'#defense', u'#meal', u'#over eating', u'#dinner', u'#selfish', u'#chicken dumplings', u'#defensively ate']",8820,1299,"March 09, 2011"
"Mentioning that you're wearing an expensive brand of clothing, using an expensive piece of technology, or bragging about other items that you own which are of high value. Brand Dropping is similar to name dropping, the main difference is mentioning merchandise in lieu of a person.",Brand Dropping,baked_12,"[u'#name dropping', u'#expensive', u'#modest', u'#trust fund', u'#cocky']",6528,985,"March 09, 2011"
A specific celebrity you and your significant other mutually agreed that it would be okay to have sex with should the two of you ever meet in public and have a one night stand.,celebrity lay,raindove,"[u'#celebrity', u'#lay', u'#sex', u'#laid', u'#celebry']",4735,1562,"March 08, 2011"
"When you are looking forward to something constantly, to the point of obsession, causing the actual event to seem short and dull in comparison.",Christmas Syndrome,AiRsTrIkE,"[u'#christmas', u'#syndrome', u'#anticipation', u'#letdown', u'#obsession']",5462,1634,"March 03, 2011"
"Message Anxiety: The act of pausing, freezing up, dreading, or avoiding the viewing of a E-mail, text message, or voice mail that you fear might be bad, negetive, or of major importance for you. ",Message anxiety,Squigman Fraud,"[u'#message anxioty', u'#anxioty', u'#anxiety', u'#e-mail anxiety', u'#e-mail anxioty', u'#message fear', u'#voice mail fear', u'#voice mail anxiety']",7673,1164,"March 21, 2009"
When the temperature in a conference or meeting room is turned way down to ensure that no one will be able to nod off during a meeting.,polarpoint presentation,jigsawz67,"[u'#meeting', u'#speech', u'#presentation', u'#powerpoint', u'#boring', u'#cold', u'#work']",3936,1623,"March 04, 2011"
"The act of using a password or other safety feature to prevent your friends, parents, girlfriends, etc from discovering your assortment of hot or racy pictures on your cell, computer, email or other encrypt-able devices.",Safe Sexting,Hyperman036,"[u'#texting', u'#pics', u'#sex', u'#girls', u'#cell']",3903,3363,"March 04, 2011"
"That feeling that college students experience where they feel so exhausted that the idea of their face hitting their pillow sounds so utterly fantastic, it's almost sexual.",pillow lust,Rossatron6000,"[u'#pillow', u'#lust', u'#sleep', u'#exhaustion', u'#college', u'#students']",10503,1527,"March 03, 2011"
The feeling of grogginess and/or deafness after attending a loud concert.,Concert Hangover,Sleeping in Armor,"[u'#concert', u'#hangover', u'#music', u'#emo', u'#screamo']",4904,2086,"October 22, 2007"
A weirdo with a beard.,beardo,el kevo,[],8009,1872,"May 14, 2005"
"Children, born in succession within one year",Irish twins,cornholio,[],6194,3821,"October 16, 2003"
The day you finally realize you are in desperate need of a haircut,Froday,wufboy,"[u'#haircut', u'#afro', u'#barber', u'#hair', u'#salon']",2843,4521,"January 23, 2011"
Consequence of the lunchtime rush for the microwave in corporate settings.,microwait,Devan Goldstein,"[u'#corporate', u'#microwate', u'#office', u'#office culture', u'#lunch']",5389,1523,"January 16, 2008"
One who walks around in workout or gym-like clothing to give the effect that they have worked out or gone to the gym today or are planning to work out or go to the gym today when in reality they have not or are not going to. One usually does this to make oneself feel better about their physique or to seem like they are physically fit when in reality they have done nothing today.,workout impostor,mheartstar,"[u'#workout', u'#gym', u'#workout clothes', u'#gym clothes', u'#impostor']",5705,1410,"February 22, 2011"
Something you say during an awkward pause in conversation in attempt to start conversation. However this will just make the conversation more awkward and draw attention to the pause.,Do you like hobbies?,Ilovehobbies,"[u'#awkward', u'#hobbies', u'#awk', u'#conversations', u'#like']",5724,2260,"February 22, 2011"
"Similar to the 1,000 yard stare that veterans acquire, the 1 yard stare is a trait that people that work in cubicles or open workspaces pick up as they will avoid noticing anything that is not on their computer monitor.",1 yard stare,Deepthoughts,"[u'#1', u'#000 yard stare', u'#funny', u'#best word ever', u'#hilarious', u'#wtf']",3637,1817,"February 22, 2011"
The inability to sleep because of your mind fixating on a thought.,brainspin,Loogaroo,"[u'#insomnia', u'#excited', u'#thinking', u'#dream', u'#sleep']",7337,1412,"June 22, 2010"
"1) Acronym used for the phrase ""shut the fuck up"" for efficiency reasons.",stfu,johnisthegame,[],20091,3478,"February 27, 2003"
When in the course of playing a member of the opposite sex in words with friends. You or they play provocative words as if to drop hints.,Words with friends with benefits,calebstephen,"[u'#words with friends', u'#sext', u'#iphone', u'#android', u'#friends with benefits']",2645,10551,"February 18, 2011"
"n. Doing stuff to keep busy while avoiding what really needs doing. When all is said and done, your room is clean, your laundry is folded -- but you haven't started your English paper.",productive procrastination,The Grammar Nazi,[],14752,2729,"June 18, 2002"
"/lɛnt træp/ nounIn couples where one party is Catholic and the other is not, the unwilling subjection of the non-Catholic to the 40-day ritual of penitence known as Lent.",Lent Trap,SuperRobert,"[u'#catholic', u'#halflic', u'#eastover', u'#interfaith meeting', u'#atheism']",4549,1838,"February 14, 2010"
"Something that is sexually desirable, or deemed high enough quality that it can be used for masturbation purposes.",fappable,L.K Winters,"[u'#masturbation', u'#church', u'#fap', u'#fapable', u'#sex']",11661,4193,"July 24, 2006"
"Having the attitude that if something can't be done in 5 minutes or less, it's not worth doing.",microwave mentality,ShadowInTheNight,"[u'#microwave', u'#mentality', u'#micro', u'#mental', u'#mindset', u'#mind']",7413,1366,"February 03, 2010"
The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes,dutch oven,Oooglie Booglie,[],18021,5190,"April 18, 2003"
The act of staring at one's screen to avoid bullshit at work. ,pixel counting,DJ Akay,"[u'#pixel', u'#counting', u'#work', u'#hate work', u'#bullshit']",6542,1347,"June 14, 2007"
"The inability to start on a project, assignment, essay or any creative task due to the fear of not getting it perfectly right.",Perfectionist Paralysis,anthubc2010-perfectionist_par,"[u'#perfectionalize', u'#perfectionitis', u'#procrastination', u'#procrastinatory', u'#perfectionist']",7547,1625,"October 11, 2010"
The use of prior evidence of one event to predict the outcome of another unrelated event - from the words superstitious and statistics.,superstistics,Divad Ganlo,"[u'#superstitious', u'#statistics', u'#probability', u'#math', u'#luck']",1583,3807,"February 08, 2011"
"After sitting on the toilet to poop, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom. You decide to poop anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.",Russian Toilette,tnear,"[u'#crap', u'#duece', u'#bm', u'#poo', u'#caca', u'#shit']",13234,2430,"January 22, 2011"
What a lady's knight in shining armor becomes when she really gets to know him.,retard in aluminum foil,sweetnsassi,"[u'#prince charming', u'#toad', u'#boyfriend', u'#husband', u'#soul mate']",12063,4498,"February 20, 2010"
"The neighborhood in which you work, if different from the neighborhood in which you live.",laborhood,BMF 2010,"[u'#neighborhood', u'#labor', u'#work', u'#job', u'#occupation']",6548,1568,"June 30, 2010"
"An individual who will suddenly, mid-conversation stop responding to you via text. Or, an individual who has reckless emotional swings through text message.",Bipolar Texter,TrackieS#1,"[u'#bipolar', u'#text', u'#texting', u'#bipolar texter', u'#cellphone']",4054,4339,"February 03, 2011"
to sit down or to take a seat.,pop a squat,Bradshaw,[],7906,2877,"April 08, 2005"
"A form of self-censorship practiced at work to avoid offensive or cuss words. Typically includes cuss-replacements you learned from your grandma. Potentially embarrassing if accidentally used outside of work at parties or in the company of your drunk friends.May also be used in the company of grandparents, teachers, preachers, and others who disapprove of cussing.Does not apply to all professions. Musicians and construction workers have no need for a work mouth.",Work Mouth,mandawoowoo,"[u'#cussing', u'#cursing', u'#swearing', u'#language', u'#potty mouth', u'#inside voice', u'#work', u'#office', u'#manners', u'#polite', u'#politeness']",7844,1122,"December 20, 2010"
"Reaction of something that is unbelievable. 
Usually used as a more politically correct substitute of n***a please.
",president please,Echo808,"[u'#nigga please', u'#come on', u'#foo', u'#bitch please', u'#president']",3071,9465,"February 11, 2009"
"a word that is said when you are the first one to post a comment on a video, picture, article on the net",first,dtsergiu,"[u'#first', u'#comment', u'#first asian', u'#last', u'#f1rst']",5167,4085,"February 10, 2009"
Someone who puts a bowl in the dishwasher facing down with a less than 45 degree angle of attack. Hence the dishwasher can not wash the inners on the bowl.,bowl noob,BeanMaster,"[u'#bowl', u'#noob', u'#dishwasher', u'#toff', u'#marcus']",3675,5881,"April 16, 2008"
An umbrella turned inside out by forceful wind.,Unbrella,Joel Madberg,"[u'#umbrella', u'#wind', u'#insideout', u'#broken', u'#bad weather']",7192,2804,"May 23, 2008"
someone who changes the way they interact with people depending on who they're with.,social chameleon,Boone Wheeler,[],13206,2117,"March 21, 2005"
"a derivative of the word mayhem v. 
meaning to raise mayhem",going ham,daftpheonix,"[u'#go ham', u'#going ham', u'#going', u'#hem', u'#finna go ham']",2745,8976,"October 29, 2008"
An eBook that is exciting to read and hard to put down.,page clicker,urbanAstrophysicistWannaBe,"[u'#page turner', u'#good book', u'#great read', u'#ebook', u'#click', u'#ereader']",3970,3236,"January 05, 2011"
nature's way of tricking people into reproducing,love,Anonymous,[],100236,24548,"April 07, 2003"
"""Kisses, Boners, and Hugs.""
Used as an alternative to xoxo",xio,Samantha_,"[u'#xio', u'#xo', u'#kisses', u'#hugs', u'#boners']",4749,5035,"July 28, 2006"
A marriage where a couple participates in minimal sexual activity.,Some-sex marriage,MoLo36,"[u'#sex', u'#marriage', u'#couple', u'#sex life', u'#bed']",7087,1703,"June 30, 2009"
1. An phrase overused by those trying to sound sophisticated and/or intelligent.2. A phrase used frequently by Tobias Bluth from Arrested Development.,If you will,Antonym Phantonym,"[u'#if', u'#you', u'#will', u'#annoying', u'#overused']",6464,2602,"May 18, 2009"
"An acronym for 'I don't give a fuck'.
 -Indifference
 Used when you don't care about something, or have no opinion on a matter.
 Sometimes used without the 'i', ie ""I dgaf about her"".",idgaf,Skyler Fowler,"[u'#dgaf', u'#meh', u'#whatever', u'#noop', u'#igaf']",10395,1918,"August 13, 2007"
"This happens when nerds like words so much, they are sexually excited by them.",Logophilia,polka dot7,"[u'#synonyms: orgasm', u'#bliss', u'#pleasure', u'#joy', u'#toe-curling']",2731,5733,"December 11, 2009"
"Texting while driving where it's illegal, taken from Riding dirty",Ridin' Qwerty,Jake'n'Bake,"[u'#riding dirty', u'#texting', u'#sms', u""#ridin' qwerty"", u'#qwerty']",8717,2686,"April 27, 2009"
"When you are so hungry that your lack of food causes you to become angry, frustrated or both.
 An amalgum of hungry and angry invented to describe that feeling when you get when you are out at a restaurant and have been waiting over an hour to get the meal that you have ordered.",Hangry,Michael Francis,[],11535,1807,"January 15, 2005"
"Not double dipping! When a chip (or other dippable food) is dipped, bitten, and then turned over so that the tainted, bitten, and saliva covered part isn't able to corrupt the dip.",Strategic Dipping,Zorgithatoob,"[u'#dip', u'#dipping', u'#dipped', u'#dippable', u'#diplicious']",11022,2540,"January 01, 2011"
"Making a left turn just as the light turns green, pulling out before the oncoming traffic.  Most people in Pittsburgh allow and encourage this behavior.",Pittsburgh Left,AlexStein,"[u'#pittsburgh slide', u'#pittsburgh', u'#pittsburg', u'#left turn', u'#left turn on red']",5271,1779,"March 06, 2006"
"to delighting in condescending, inaccurate explanations delivered with rock solid confidence of rightness and that slimy certainty that of course he is right, because he is the man in this conversation",Mansplain,Handmaid,"[u'#explain', u'#relate', u'#instruct', u'#condescend', u'#clarify']",10414,9914,"February 05, 2010"
"The concoon of blankets, pillows, duvets, and comfy things you gather around yourself to keep warm whilst spending long amounts of time on the internet.",internest,angrywhiteflag,"[u'#internesting', u'#internet', u'#intranet', u'#blankets', u'#comfy']",9084,1470,"November 09, 2009"
"To constantly update your status or post on Facebook during a snowstorm. Normally, because your stuck inside and bored out of your mind.Also can be used to describe Facebook users who constantly discuss, complain, or post pictures about a snow storm.",Snowbooking,A Magillacutty,"[u'#snowbook', u'#snowbooking', u'#snow-booking', u'#snowbooked', u'#snowbooker']",3622,4197,"February 12, 2010"
A phrase used to dodge the blame and embarrassment associated with getting an answer wrong.,You're Probably Right,Therightwordsareeverything,"[u'#right', u'#sure', u'#whatever', u'#ok', u'#maybe']",8579,1374,"January 27, 2011"
"Rejection of an insanely popular idea, game, show, place etc. simply because it is so insanely popular.",Hype Aversion,Murderbox,"[u'#popular', u'#phenomenon', u'#adversion', u'#reject', u'#idea', u'#top', u'#hit', u'#rated', u'#talk']",7601,1129,"January 27, 2011"
"Sugar - S
Honey - H
Iced  - I
Tea   - T 
 It means ""SHIT"", you just say Sugar Honey Iced Tea when you can't openly swear. ",sugar honey iced tea,K- K- KATIE!,[],9105,4586,"August 30, 2005"
"1. the title given to someone high on the corporate ladder, in a position of authority, etc. who is also a douchebag.2. a person who is not necessarily in authority over another but who is just a huge douchebag, i.e. on the scale of all douchebags instead of just on one ladder",arch douche,grlwholvd,"[u'#douche', u'#douchebag', u'#asshole', u'#arch duke', u'#dickhead']",6659,1287,"January 26, 2011"
Peak hour traffic or any general traffic which slows you down.,Traffuck,Marc Landers,"[u'#peak hour', u'#cars', u'#traffic', u'#late', u'#gridlock']",6272,2002,"August 02, 2007"
"A person who posts on a blog thread, in the guise of ""concern,"" to disrupt dialogue or undermine morale by pointing out that posters and/or the site may be getting themselves in trouble, usually with an authority or power.  They point out problems that don't really exist.  The intent is to derail, stifle, control, the dialogue.  It is viewed as insincere and condescending.  ",concern troll,thevineyard,"[u'#troll', u'#lurker', u'#bloggers', u'#threads', u'#bloggosphere']",3402,2295,"April 27, 2007"
"noun, verb: the result of or act of reaching the apex or climax of boredom; Filling one's capacity for boredom to the extreme boundary
",boregasm,Caitlin+Courtney,"[u'#extreme boredom', u'#excruciating tedium', u'#ennui', u'#dullness', u'#monotony']",9567,1612,"March 05, 2008"
Using facebook in any way shape or form,Crushing the book,hopk5784,"[u'#checking facebook', u'#facebooking', u'#booking', u'#commenting', u'#checking the book']",1351,8598,"December 19, 2010"
The team you start to root for after your home team is knocked out of the playoffs or if they just suck.,Rebound Team,demonpr22,"[u'#rebound', u'#team', u'#ravens', u'#steelers', u'#rebounding', u'#nfl', u'#playoffs', u'#superbowl', u'#super', u'#bowl', u'#football']",7119,1275,"January 16, 2011"
Phrase uttered when you have passed a particularly pungent bubble of gas that you are so proud of you want everyone to take a deep whiff.,Do I smell popcorn?,Larry Chair,"[u'#fart', u'#gas', u'#toot', u'#mexican food', u'#beans', u'#flatulence', u'#farticious']",8287,2614,"November 25, 2010"
"parody of the phrase the ""F"" word. Typically used to express disdain or disregard for censorship","the ""fuck"" word",Mr M. Ister,[],6279,2721,"May 27, 2004"
"A blatantly regurgitated, prepackaged opinion. An opinion that requires no research, independent thought, wit, or creativity of one's own. Generally political, or theological in nature.",fast food opinion,BrokeTilTuesday,"[u'#unimaginative', u'#ignorant', u'#fastfood opinion', u'#regurgitated', u'#opinion', u'#witty', u'#political', u'#theological', u'#fox news', u'#repost', u'#facebook', u'#uncreative']",4287,4132,"January 17, 2011"
"An excuse you can use after Facebook creeping and getting caught. It always works, though the suspicious individual will likely remain skeptical.",It was in the news feed,Tom's Mugshot,"[u'#facebook', u'#news feed', u'#creeping', u'#stalking', u'#excuses']",7984,1436,"January 01, 2011"
Becoming upset about something before knowing all (or any) of the details.,Premature exasperation,Jerry8675309,"[u'#aggrivitated', u'#freak out', u'#spaz', u'#irrational', u'#flip out']",6740,1115,"January 17, 2011"
a term coined to be used at the end of something insulting or offensive to take the heat off you when you say it.,just sayin',luffghost,"[u'#insult', u'#offensive', u'#sex', u'#anal', u'#brutal']",9361,1323,"April 16, 2009"
Unloading all of your emotional crap unmercifully onto one or more of your friends.,Emotional dump,JLLee,"[u'#dump', u'#emotion', u'#friend', u'#crap', u'#long']",8520,1063,"February 24, 2010"
"when you lose a lot of weight due to missing meals, because you play too much call of duty",COD diet,papa_squat_0516,"[u'#cod', u'#diet', u'#black ops', u'#video games', u'#call of duty']",8225,2254,"December 19, 2010"
"The act of wishing someone 'happy birthday' in Facebook wall post (actually knowing the person IRL is optional)
 past tense: wall'd him/her an hb",wall an hb,lyteWUN,"[u'#facebook', u'#wall', u'#myspace', u'#happy', u'#birthday']",1402,7367,"July 11, 2008"
"The act of walking slowly or ""shuffling"" because you're too preoccupied with tasks being done on your smartphone such as browsing the internet, texting, etc.The Smartphone Shuffle can sometimes be dangerous for oneself, such as crossing a roads, not paying attention to surroundings. It can also be a nuisance for other people as distracted Smartphone Shufflers block hallways, stairs or sidewalks and impede flow of pedestrian.",Smartphone Shuffle,Ronnie J,"[u'#cellphone', u'#shuffle', u'#texting', u'#walking', u'#mobile', u'#distracted']",7529,1161,"January 08, 2011"
"To express on AIM when something was funny, because just 'haha' isn't that dramatic and can be used as just aknowledging when someone has said something.",hahaha,Angelacia,"[u'#lol', u'#omg', u'#w/e', u'#w/u', u'#s/t']",6586,2517,"May 26, 2007"
"when someone goes straight down your Facebook page and likes everything. including wallposts, comments, statuses, etc.usually it's a close friend of yours, or someone who's bored to death.",straight like,Tara The Terrible,"[u'#facebook', u'#like', u'#straight like', u'#straight down', u'#straight like page']",3114,5018,"December 31, 2010"
The act of going on a trip to avoid the dramas of celebrating a birthday at home.,Birthday eloping,Zebidee55,"[u'#birthday', u'#elope', u'#escape', u'#hide', u'#drama']",3483,2776,"April 12, 2009"
"Common beginning or ending to a sentence. It can serve to:1. provide an excuse for why one has not yet done something.
2. suggest a vague intention of doing something later (similar to how Spanish speakers use the word ""mañana."")
3. add minimal credibility to an idea that is a pipe dream.",when the economy picks up,wouldaben,"[u'#economy', u'#excuse', u'#ma\xf1ana', u'#pipe dream', u'#unemployment', u'#employment']",7045,1040,"January 06, 2011"
"The sudden onset of diarrhea by means of the consumption of pizza, be it bad or otherwise.",pizzarrhea,jman3000,"[u'#pizza', u'#diarrhea', u'#horse the band', u'#poop', u'#caca', u'#shit']",3662,4336,"April 11, 2007"
"Determining someone's place of origin by checking out their cell phone number's area code. Even if they move cross country, people often keep their cell phone numbers to avoid losing contact with friends, or, simply because it's convenient.Interpreting their retained area code gives a ready glimpse into the history of the person.",Area Code DNA,Big Griff,"[u'#cell phone id', u'#caller id', u'#area code tracker', u'#home phone id', u'#stalker starter']",2066,5229,"August 24, 2010"
"G6 / G650.Slang for the Gulfstream G650, a twin-engine jet airplane manufactured by Gulfstream Aerospace.The estimated pricetag exceeds $58 million USD, and will be assembled in Gulfstream's new manufacturing facility in Savannah, Georgia. Gulfstream begins taking orders for the aircraft in April, 2010, with delivery beginning in 2012.",G6,somedaze,"[u'#g6', u'#g-six', u'#gee6', u'#gee-six', u'#g650', u'#g-6']",11531,4162,"April 01, 2010"
What you say to someone right before you say something that can only be taken one way: badly.,"don't take this the wrong way, but",danpinole,"[u""#don't"", u'#take', u'#this', u'#wrong', u'#way', u'#but']",11985,1071,"January 13, 2008"
"A condition that usually takes place the first couple of weeks into the new year, in which a person keeps writing in the last/previous year in place of the new one.",New Year's Block,Cybercass,"[u'#new year block', u'#block', u'#impede', u'#hamper', u'#foresee', u""#newyear's block""]",6164,1583,"December 29, 2009"
"(v): to disregard, not acknowledge, or skip over a comment when replying on a post or status update.",Comment Jump,ItsMeTopherHere,"[u'#status', u'#comment', u'#coment jump', u'#skipped', u'#ignored', u'#avoid']",2491,3671,"January 01, 2011"
"(n). any non-electronic format used for finding directions.Examples:A road atlas, foldout paper road map, handwritten directions, directions printed from free online map Web sites.",Paper GPS,boggler,"[u'#low tech', u'#gps', u'#maps', u'#handwritten', u'#paper', u'#navigation']",4372,4171,"August 18, 2009"
Used as a filler during a pause in conversation. Doesn't necessarily mean something complimentary.,nice,Bec,[],11671,1371,"December 13, 2003"
Hooking up with someone who you've spoken less than 140 words to.,Twitter Bang,santa clothes,"[u'#met in bed', u'#hooking up', u'#twitter', u'#fucking', u'#bang']",5334,2815,"May 02, 2009"
"To ""throw up"" multiple times on New Year's Eve, typically caused from excessive drinking after the realization that it was yet another sucky year of life.This happens many times when people see their significant other kissing someone else on the ""stroke of 12"" during the Midnight hour.",New Year's Heaves,classyguy273,"[u'#heave', u'#throw up', u'#vomit', u'#drunk', u'#dick clark', u""#new year's"", u'#loser', u'#party hard']",4966,1340,"December 28, 2010"
"When you are sitting on your couch, feet up on the coffee table, laptop on your lap. 4-10 hours later you are in an entirely prone position with your legs off the edge of the coffee table and your head on the seat cushion. You become completely unresponsive to your surroundings.Loss of peripheral vision, amnesia, severely reduced motor function ability, and drooling with one eye closed are common symptoms.",Internet Coma,Joe Salone,"[u'#internet', u'#humor', u'#coma', u'#lazy', u'#symptoms']",7366,1257,"December 28, 2010"
Used in an argument to admit that you are wrong without admitting it so the argument is over.,whatever,Exploding Boy,[],14407,3343,"February 09, 2003"
"A paid assassin who ""fixes"" a problem, i.e., offs someone who has been causing trouble for the person paying the assassin.",mechanic,Stanley Kunitz,"[u'#assassin', u'#murderer', u'#hitman', u'#trigger man', u'#contract killer', u'#executioner']",1737,6351,"October 02, 2005"
"Used to describe the after-effect of Christmas, or the Holidays in general: 12 Days of Hanukkah/Christmas, etc. is usually a busy time, very exciting, and enjoyable. By the end of the celebrations (The night of Christmas Day/Dec. 26th) you feel exhausted and overwhelmed. People are usually groggy, lethargic, and almost depressed from exhaustion.",Christmas Crashing,jakesgotbigswag,"[u'#christmas', u'#holidays', u'#tired', u'#dead', u'#exhausted']",2608,1586,"December 25, 2010"
"A phrase for use to highlight an ensuing awkward or unbelievable event. Mentioning that it is 'actually happening' helps to address either the awkwardness or awesomeness in the situation to everyone present. Therefore, can be used as a positive reinforcement to encourage the behaviour or as a negative reinforcement to discourage the offender.",This is actually happening,Rydo,"[u'#this', u'#is', u'#actually', u'#happening', u'#actually happening']",5062,1039,"December 20, 2010"
"  A combination of the main holiday terms; Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanza, and Ramadan.
    To be used in this age of correctness where people may be offended by wishing one person a seasonal greeting but leaving another person out, thereby offending their race or creed.",Christmahannukwanzadan,the Den of Iniquity,"[u'#christmas', u'#holiday', u'#hannukah', u'#kwanza', u'#ramadan']",6085,2324,"December 06, 2006"
"Xmax is a bit like Christmas, but not religious. It is the Xtreme version of Xmas and is way cooler.
It is possible to celebrate Xmax inadvertantly, so if you're having quite a lot of fun at Xmas and nobody's talking about the baby Jesus, then you're probably celebrating Xmax. Don't worry tho, Xmax is much better.",Xmax,Alan _D,"[u'#merry', u'#christmas', u'#xmas', u'#xmax', u'#present', u'#jesus', u'#december']",2722,10012,"February 17, 2008"
A condition usually applied to houses in the Christmas time that are completely covered in flashing lights and a Nativity scene. A house will only be raving to Jesus if the lights are flashing and a Nativity scene is present.,Raving to Jesus,arcu,"[u'#religion', u'#christmas', u'#lights', u'#rave', u'#jesus']",5635,2123,"December 04, 2010"
The act of using a gift card to purchase another gift card of equal or slightly greater value in order to hide the fact that you're just regifting the original gift card.,gift card laundering,Jeema,"[u'#gift card', u'#gift', u'#launder', u'#laundering', u'#regift']",5373,1090,"December 07, 2009"
A term used for a cross or crucifix that is worn as jewelry.,jesus piece,Jami guyana,[],5109,2041,"February 16, 2005"
"Oddly placed commas that don't seem to serve any actual purpose in punctuation, but make it look like you should take odd pauses, as William Shatner does when delivering lines.",Shatner commas,horsecock_jenkins,"[u'#shatner', u'#shattner', u'#commas', u'#punctuation', u'#grammar nazi']",9269,2335,"October 19, 2009"
Special Agent Fox Mulder's computer password in the X-Files TV series.,trustno1,Brainz,[],5303,1930,"January 11, 2004"
"If your professor doesn't have a font requirement and you can't think of anything else to write, change your font to courier new to add multiple pages to your papers.",courier newed,mpfl,"[u'#courier', u'#font', u'#paper', u'#homework', u'#essay']",5814,1296,"April 17, 2007"
"ripped or ""holy"" jeans. They're so holy, they're jesus jeans!",Jesus Jeans,nikkiandmorganarecool.,"[u'#bootylicious', u'#jeans', u'#holy', u'#jesus', u'#panties']",19066,7582,"June 01, 2010"
"1. A mutual agreement to suspend holiday gifts for at least one season, usually within a single family or circle of friends.2. The act of replacing useless and pointless merchandise with something more meaningful, such as a charitable donation, service project or holiday party.3. Wal-Mart's biggest nightmare.",Degifting,Peter Kobs,"[u'#christmas', u'#giving', u'#gift', u'#present', u'#wal-mart', u'#merchandise', u'#charity', u'#pointless', u'#xmas', u'#friends', u'#recession', u'#money', u'#shopping']",4805,1198,"December 21, 2009"
The TSA airport screening procedure.,Gate Rape,Kon Tiki,"[u'#security screening', u'#pat down', u'#tsa', u'#grope', u'#rape']",79630,9297,"November 17, 2010"
"1. acting in a way that satisfies you, not caring at all about what others think nor about your actions and/or consequences
 2. following your heart
 3. possibly the best advice you can give anyone when they have a dilemma",Do you,Harry Coxsmith,"[u'#do what you gotta do', u'#do', u'#you', u'#selfish', u'#advice']",2547,5780,"March 22, 2008"
a radical who employs the potential to embarass others as a political weapon. Contrary to terrorist who uses fear.,emberrorist,sAFETY909,"[u'#embarrorist', u'#terrorist', u'#social activist', u'#whistle blower', u'#emberorist']",2656,3847,"November 29, 2010"
"-adjective, Acronym for ""PHOtoshopped Beyond All Recognition."" A play on the the more popular acronym FUBAR: ""Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition,"" PHOBAR refers to an image, usually a photo of a person, that has been retouched and airbrushed with digital image manipulation software on a computer so significantly, that the person in the photo is barely recognizable.",PHOBAR,Jacobison,"[u'#photoshopped', u'#retouched', u'#airbrushed', u'#edited', u'#fake', u'#phony']",6211,1572,"December 04, 2010"
"Someone who has odd interests, and is often silly at times. A dork is also someone who can be themselves and not care what anyone thinks.",Dork,Blah,[],21401,5606,"November 19, 2003"
One whose IQ exceeds his weight.,Nerd,Anonymous,[],43625,6303,"July 23, 2003"
The people you pick on in high school and wind up working for as an adult,geek,longislandguy,[],26284,4745,"May 25, 2005"
"The act of scrambling onto UrbanDictionary.com to quickly find out the definition of a word, usually when used over texts or IM. Used to cover up the fact that you did not know the meaning of the word prior to its use.Commonly abbreviated to UDCU.",Urban Dictionary Cover-Up,voltages,"[u'#urban dictionary', u'#urban', u'#dictionary', u'#cover', u'#up', u'#fake']",11345,1369,"May 17, 2009"
"A phrase sarcastically used to indicate one's disgust or indifference towards a tl;dr story.
",cool story bro,a1b2c3d4e5,"[u'#cool', u'#story', u'#bro', u'#tl;dr', u'#sarcasm']",12236,2017,"January 05, 2009"
"When a person's typing abilities degrade when they must type in front of others, leading to misspelled words, improper capitalisation and most likely resulting in blushing.Worse if that other person is an older relative or someone you respect.",Audience typing,RoninRogue,"[u'#audience', u'#typing', u'#blushing', u'#social', u'#death']",6442,1576,"July 15, 2010"
the pale skin of a person who plays to much Xbox and doesn't get any sunlight.,Dungeon Tan,BADDAZONER,"[u'#dungoen tan', u'#dungeon atn', u'#casper', u'#tan', u'#xbox']",8551,1222,"December 02, 2010"
an individual who is highly amused by anything associated with flatuation.,Fart Enthusiast,UliDarling,"[u'#far', u'#lover', u'#fetishist', u'#gas', u'#flatuation', u'#humor']",4501,2297,"November 26, 2010"
"The alteration or outright disappearance of inconvenient or embarrassing documents, photographs, transcripts, or other records, such as from a web site or other archive. Its origin comes from George Orwell's ""1984"", in which the memory hole was a small incinerator chute used for censoring, (through destroying), things Big Brother deemed necessary to censor.",Memory Hole,Charles Buell,"[u'#memory', u'#hole', u'#deletion', u'#delete', u'#forget', u'#censor', u'#censorship', u'#memories']",3513,1302,"March 15, 2008"
"A feeling common during the month of December.  It is the need to buy many overpriced gifts for your family, normally on a credit card.  The buyer feels no feelings of regret for the rest of the month, as he/she feels they are being a good person.  The Christmas buzz is always followed by the New Year's hangover, when the credit card bill comes in and the buyer goes on a rant about how much money they have spent.",Christmas buzz,Quizzical,"[u'#christmas', u'#new year', u'#buzz', u'#ebay', u'#hangover']",3819,991,"December 10, 2006"
a euphemism for the weight gained as a result of Thanksgiving feast.,gut muscle,crite2411,"[u'#beerbelly', u'#love handles', u'#thanksgiving', u'#chubby', u'#turkey']",1170,4049,"November 26, 2010"
Verb - Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend,Hiberdating,Andy Freemon,"[u'#hibernation', u'#dating', u'#relationships', u'#commitment', u'#ignore']",12801,1261,"November 25, 2010"
When you have so much money that all you do is buy clothing. Therefore you are constantly popping tags off your merchandise.,pop tags,ambezzie,[],2867,7208,"September 13, 2005"
"A fancy name for a person that has access to Google and who's job is to search hotels, restaurants, airlines, etc. in order to book reservations for people that are too lazy and/or rich to do it themselves.",Concierge,JDL 2010,"[u'#reservation', u'#travel', u'#vacation', u'#hotel', u'#travel planner']",4885,1780,"September 23, 2010"
"The time period during which a guy is actually engaged in the shopping experience.  This period can last from almost no time at all to literally hours for a metrosexual, and includes all forms of shopping, from the grocery store to designer boutiques.  It should also be noted that this period can be increased through witty girl techniques such as handing a guy a blackberry loaded with brickbreaker to play or sitting him in front of a couch with sportscenter.",shopping window,rach BFD,"[u'#guy shopping woes', u'#cranky male shoppers', u'#guys do not shop til they drop', u'#shopping with guys', u""#don't say you weren't warned""]",3408,1545,"May 03, 2008"
"The day after Thanksgiving Day, when shoppers flood retail shops for supposed holiday deals. Also known as ""Black Friday"" and sometimes celebrated as ""Buy Nothing Day.""",Thingsgetting Day,Ben Timberlake,"[u'#thanksgiving', u'#shopping', u'#retail', u'#black friday', u'#buy nothing']",4828,1807,"April 10, 2007"
Another excuse for Americans to spend an entire day eating,Thanksgiving,kymcleod,[],12132,3897,"November 29, 2003"
"When you are flying in the coach section of an airplane and one or both of the other two seats are unoccupied giving you more room, to stretch, lean or lie down.",Redneck First Class,fetmeister,"[u'#first class', u'#redneck', u'#air travel', u'#coach', u'#plane']",11526,2025,"February 11, 2009"
When a commercials audio is much louder than the program that you actually want to watch's audio.,Adverblasting,js1993,"[u'#tv', u'#loud', u'#commercials', u'#audio', u'#turn down']",9429,1131,"October 14, 2009"
"Infamous, now viral, phrase uttered by John Tyner of Oceanside after refusing to be subjected to an airport body scanner and subsequent thorough pat down.Can also be used in any social setting where you just want people to stop bothering you with uninteresting things.",Don't touch my junk!,alexgb72,"[u'#balls', u'#airports', u'#tsa', u'#government', u'#annoyed']",4562,3735,"November 16, 2010"
Alerting your friends and co-workers when someone nearby has just farted.,Egg Alert,Evil Eggs,"[u'#farted', u'#rotten', u'#egg alert', u'#stink', u'#gas']",1431,5997,"November 14, 2010"
"""coming out of the cupboard"" is a figure of speech for popular or non popular people's disclosure of their secret obsession for Harry Potter.
The term comes from the well know phrase ""coming out of the closet"" which refers to a person revealing that they are gay/lesbian.
The ""closet"" part is replaced by ""cupboard"" because, as we know, Harry Potter lived in the ""cupboard under the stairs"" in the beginning of the book series.",coming out of the cupboard,pmpknqueen,"[u'#coming', u'#out', u'#cupboard', u'#harry', u'#potter']",7874,2238,"October 06, 2010"
The TSA airport screening procedure.,Gate Rape,Kon Tiki,"[u'#security screening', u'#pat down', u'#tsa', u'#grope', u'#rape']",79630,9297,"November 17, 2010"
When desperate housewives mix Lattes with pain killers to get through their day.,Pill-Lattes,floorfly,"[u'#latte', u'#latte haze', u'#latte lunch', u'#soccer mom', u'#pilates']",2886,3835,"November 12, 2010"
When someone builds their self esteem from self help books.,shelf esteem,floorfly,"[u'#self esteem', u'#self image', u'#self helpless', u'#self helpful', u'#annoying']",6851,1736,"November 12, 2010"
the best excuse to get what you want.,or the terrorists have won,the dez,"[u'#blind patriotism', u'#fox news', u'#blackmail', u'#panic', u'#clean slate']",16104,1805,"May 17, 2006"
"TSA rating for airport, naked body scan images.",X-rayted,quicksilverdime,"[u'#x-rated', u'#xrated', u'#x-ray', u'#full body scan', u'#body scanner images']",5753,2857,"February 02, 2010"
"A person who claims to be a true vegetarian but knowingly supplements their diet with small amounts of bacon, bacon bits, and bacon fat.",bacontarian,Tyoung,"[u'#bacon', u'#bacontarian', u'#bacon-bits', u'#pork', u'#vegetarian', u'#vegetable']",2493,4913,"January 11, 2008"
"A person who is completely deaf and blind to everything but his favourite  show on television. 
 He or she is unlikely to answer the phone, speak to anyone and do anything except sit and watch. 
 He or she is also likely to be irritated or react badly if one tries to talk to him during that hour or in duration of his favourite TV shows that run in a row. 
",TV stoned,McVillain,[],6930,1666,"November 04, 2003"
"acronym for ""Oh hell no!"", which is properly used when someone does something so offensive, insane, or inappropriate that you must voice your disapproval.",OHN,Mary Low,"[u'#oh hell no', u'#unbelievable', u""#oh no she didn't"", u""#oh no he didn't"", u'#wtf']",2042,4791,"August 06, 2008"
"A Spanish phrase that literally translates into ""I please myself."" Gringos mistakenly think it means ""I like that"".",me gusto,Raul Benedick,"[u'#sluh', u'#senor', u'#mas', u'#jim', u'#benedick', u'#me', u'#gusto', u'#spanish', u'#mexican', u'#gringo']",3009,7400,"January 14, 2008"
Bitchy Men Syndrome. Male version of PMS.,BMS,Xiki,"[u'#pms', u'#bmsing', u'#bitchy', u'#men', u'#moody']",9690,4866,"July 19, 2008"
another way to express when something is awesome/cool/amazing.,bomb dot com,shitsweakk,"[u'#bomb', u'#bomb diggity', u'#legit', u'#awesome', u'#bomb.com']",2812,8939,"July 01, 2008"
Phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds gay.,no homo,EJL,[],22993,4814,"March 23, 2004"
"How are you doing, what's going on, what's new?",What It Do?,Florissa,"[u""#what's really good"", u'#hey how you doing', u""#how's that work"", u""#what's going on"", u'#wuz up pimpin']",3729,7595,"September 30, 2005"
"Getting around a website's ""one person one vote"" logic by voting from multiple computers.See ballot stuffing and meth smurfing.",vote smurfing,Brand X,"[u'#vote', u'#smurfing', u'#website', u'#ballot stuffing', u'#meth smurfing']",6746,2642,"May 11, 2010"
"When a individual has an excessive amount of pointless word documents, pictures, etc. saved on their computer that they will never look at",cyber hoarding,sassy sparkle princess,"[u'#cyber', u'#hoarder', u'#picture', u'#place', u'#people']",7615,1544,"November 01, 2010"
When ones thoughts or appearance are in a state of disarray but they maintain an undeniable attractiveness or beauty.,hot mess,pounce,"[u'#hawt mess', u'#hottie', u'#hot stuff', u'#hott', u'#hawt']",14889,5107,"February 13, 2007"
"A fart which sounds as if the inflection raises toward it's end, exactly as you would do with your voice when asking a question. ",question fart,Buzztell,"[u'#fart', u'#question', u'#inflection', u'#farting', u'#bowel movements', u'#passing wind', u'#fluff', u'#pop']",9705,2222,"May 20, 2007"
the first time you vote after turning 18.,voting virginity,beckieee,"[u'#voting', u'#election', u'#virginity', u'#voting virginity', u'#18', u'#old enough', u'#adult']",5315,4607,"May 06, 2010"
A controversy that does not exist until created for political gain.  A contraction of non and controversy,nontroversy,Quartermain,"[u'#controversy', u'#congress', u'#politicians', u'#republicans', u'#democrats']",6038,1611,"December 09, 2006"
"Wearing the same old Halloween costume to parties, year after year.",Deja boo,cloverhays1,"[u'#halloween', u'#costume', u'#overweight', u'#repeated', u'#overdone']",9697,1766,"October 18, 2010"
An expression of surprise or confusion used when what the fuck is insufficient to convey the magnitude of the situation. The increasingly flippant use and associated devaluation of the query 'what the fuck?' has necessitated the creation a more heart-felt derivative.,What the actual fuck?,wanking_at_gunpoint,"[u'#what the complete fuck?', u'#what the genuine fuck', u'#what the absolute fuck?', u'#what the total fuck?', u'#what the sincere fuck?', u'#what the unmitigated fuck?', u'#oh', u'#i see (ant)']",8026,5329,"August 13, 2008"
"A low quality cut of beef, as opposed to prime rib.",subprime rib,biggs33,"[u'#subprime', u'#prime rib', u'#beef', u'#meat', u'#steak']",4145,3471,"October 20, 2008"
aka a hill.,organic stairmaster,I'mwithBeardy,"[u'#stairmaster', u'#hill', u'#walk', u'#booty', u'#exercise']",5492,5680,"April 09, 2010"
"A parking spot that appears to be open, but is actually taken by a small car or motorcycle. Also can refer to a car that takes up 90% of its own spot and 10% of the one next to it, leaving no room for another car to park.",Spot Tease,Delaware Mike,"[u'#parking mirage', u'#spot taken', u'#parking', u'#mall', u'#automobile', u'#tiny car', u'#parking lot']",14668,1098,"September 26, 2010"
A petty dictator from a sparsely populated state with a large moose population.,Mooselini,steverino247,"[u'#mussolini', u'#dictator', u'#petty', u'#sarah', u'#palin']",3133,7087,"September 15, 2008"
The (sometimes) gentle nudge of the car behind and/or in front of you that occurs in the process of good solo parallel parking.,love tap,AbsolutValu,[],7850,2251,"December 12, 2004"
"The act of putting a referendum initiative on the ballot over and over, on the theory that voters will eventually support the proposition because they don't want to hear about it anymore.",neverendum,Cdye,"[u'#referendum', u'#neverending', u'#proposition', u'#initiative', u'#ballot', u'#vote', u'#repeat vote', u'#failed referendum']",4652,1639,"November 09, 2007"
"a state of mind in which a PC owner realizes his computer sucks, then is immediately jealous of all his mac - owning friends.",mac envy,daskos99,"[u'#mac', u'#apple', u'#computer', u'#macintosh', u'#envy']",6186,15147,"March 11, 2008"
An individual who talks on his or her cell phone even when doing so is rude or inconsiderate of other people.,Cellfish,I Work 99,"[u'#cellfish', u'#selfish', u'#cell phone', u'#cell phone-itis', u'#cell fuck']",13544,3823,"July 28, 2008"
holding your arm up over your face in a position similar to Dracula holding up his cape and then sneezing into you elbow,Dracula sneeze,Mr.Juan-derful,"[u'#h1n1', u'#flu', u'#pandemic', u'#germs', u'#cdc']",12829,3250,"January 13, 2010"
"simple, straight-forward questions that cannot be answered by inept politicians.",gotcha journalism,bun,"[u'#palin', u'#got ya', u'#journalism', u'#mccain', u'#election', u'#2008']",7992,2176,"September 30, 2008"
I'm straight but shit happens,heteroflexible,KingdomO,"[u'#hetero', u'#heterosexual', u'#homosexual', u'#gay', u'#lesbian', u'#sexuality']",12515,3711,"October 08, 2010"
"the original version of a song that another band has made a remake of, often used in a sarcastic manner",premake,Mr.Juan-derful,"[u'#original', u'#version', u'#remake', u'#cover', u'#artist']",5107,1757,"September 20, 2010"
The one who struts his stuff the most in a given vicinity,cock of the block,somedude8000,"[u'#chief', u'#big man', u'#bmoc', u'#boss', u'#top brass']",2476,4736,"October 08, 2010"
"Everything's allright, no harm done.
No problem, No worries.",No drama,Diego,[],4249,3213,"August 14, 2003"
"awknowledgement of someones comment or joke, but indicating it wasn't funny.
",ha,Do.g,"[u'#sarcasm', u'#response', u'#chatspeak', u'#conversation', u'#retort', u'#funny']",10276,1680,"October 11, 2005"
When you have so much money that you can just pay someone to invent whatever it is that you want.,hoverboard money,SugarbearAlex,"[u'#facebook', u'#zuckerberg', u'#money', u'#wealth', u'#ballin', u'#philanthropist']",1672,6432,"October 10, 2010"
"when you eat so much, that your stomach looks pregnant",food baby,Meadow Soprano,"[u'#fat', u'#big gut', u'#stuffed', u'#overeating', u'#anorexic']",11682,2528,"September 25, 2005"
(Nose blow burn)  The inevitable chaffing of the nose due to excessive snot blowing and wiping.,NBB,JOJO MAMA,"[u'#nose blow burn', u'#rudolph nose', u'#raw rashy rhinitis', u'#crusty creepy crud', u'#raw honker']",2346,6001,"September 12, 2007"
What happens when you know perfectly well what you want to say but it comes out wrong.,tongue typo,Markspal,"[u'#malapropism', u'#typo', u'#tripping over your tongue', u'#mistake', u'#mispronunciation.']",8336,1986,"October 03, 2010"
A phrase used when a meal or dinner you just had was less than desirable. An expression used when your meal was not what you expected. Used when there is nothing good to say about something you just ate. A term used not because you hate the food but because you just can't think of anything good to say about it.,It'll make a terd,Poltergeist004,"[u'#terd', u'#poo', u'#poop', u'#crap', u'#shit']",3962,6229,"July 02, 2010"
"1. Despite the obvious misfortune one remains optimistic.or to the layman:
2. Shit ain't a big deal.",No hair off my balls,Nick McD,"[u'#no skin off my teeth', u'#balls', u'#hair', u'#vagina', u'#penis']",6850,1751,"September 23, 2010"
"noun: 
 The uncontrollable urge to check one's facebook every time one comes in contact with a computer. ",facebook fever,chemiosmotic,"[u'#facebook', u'#computer', u'#sickness', u'#fever', u'#facebook whore']",8524,1504,"December 09, 2007"
Rooting for a football player you would normally root against because the player is on your fantasy football team.,fantasy cheering,hngryDavy,"[u'#fantasy football', u'#football', u'#hngry', u'#hngrydavy', u'#crockett']",3891,2097,"October 04, 2010"
"A person who tries to claim ties to every religion out of fear of picking the ""wrong"" one. This in turn forms a paradox because some religions, such as Hinduism and Judiasm contradict each other as the former is polytheistic and the latter explicitly states that there is only one God.
 A typical Alltheist may believe in Jesus, Hindu gods, and even the Flying Spaghetti Monster.",Alltheist,HockeyUSA72,"[u'#religion', u'#all', u'#fear', u'#hell', u'#paradox']",6503,1806,"October 08, 2007"
the sound that is heard when someone makes an awesome slam dunk.,boom shakalaka,Anonymous,[],7749,2748,"May 22, 2003"
"The state of premature holiday celebration by means of decorations, singing, or costume.",pre-festive,Paul Sise,[],3862,1372,"October 18, 2004"
"Going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.",Masturdating,Mikeparsh,"[u'#masturbating', u'#masturbate', u'#masturbater', u'#masturbation', u'#masterrace']",14940,2328,"September 23, 2010"
"To uninstall software from a Microsoft operating system, usually in frustration.",defenestrate,jsgarvin,"[u'#defenestration', u'#delete', u'#uninstall', u'#install', u'#defenstrate']",2230,6076,"September 23, 2010"
The manipulation of scientific data to provide evidence for intelligence design.,godshopped,SampleOne,"[u'#godshopping', u'#intelligent design', u'#atheism', u'#evolution', u'#natural selection']",4237,5871,"September 23, 2010"
"1. acronym for ""Thank God Its Almost Friday"", word is only usually used on thursday.
",tgiaf,Nick Wawee,"[u'#work', u'#school', u'#office', u'#thank', u'#god', u'#its', u'#friday']",2315,6318,"October 25, 2007"
"When someone you know comes to visit unexpectedly and inconveniently, often staying for a long time, and you can't tell them to leave without being rude.",Social Terrorism,NightRoseK,"[u'#social', u'#uninvited', u'#inconvenient', u'#rude', u'#manners']",8782,1571,"September 24, 2010"
"When the auto-correct feature on your iPod Touch or iPhone tries to correct your spelling, but instead changes it to words that just dont make sense with what you're typing.",Auto Incorrect,hurtadaa,"[u'#auto-incorrect', u'#autoincorrect', u'#autocorrect', u'#auto correct', u'#iphone', u'#texting']",12747,1126,"September 23, 2010"
A farm worker tasked with picking and packing corn.Alternatively: A derogatory term for a gay Iowan.,corn packer,cojj,"[u'#gay', u'#gay iowan', u'#sex', u'#gay sex', u'#anal sex']",2662,3715,"September 24, 2010"
"A text message containing information (usually unflattering or damaging) about a third party which is sent to the individual it concerns rather than the person for whom the communication is intended.
",mistext,Dr E Short,"[u'#sexting', u'#texting', u'#text', u'#mobile', u'#sex']",7798,1440,"July 02, 2008"
"The thin layer of potential for career advancement, increase in pay and future opportunities that an employer paints on your job to convince you that the future holds something more than you are currently experiencing.",Career Veneer,Crispin Cheesey,"[u'#career', u'#job', u'#performance', u'#potential', u'#advancement']",3512,1327,"September 20, 2010"
"Passengers waiting to board a plane who stalk around near and clog up the boarding gate before a flight, regardless of where their seat is or when boarding actually is.",airport vultures,kayakbeat,"[u'#airport vultures', u'#annoying', u'#gate', u'#terminal', u'#flying', u'#fly', u'#airport', u'#vulture', u'#vultures']",5971,1574,"September 19, 2010"
Binging and purging of the brain.,Cerebral Bulimia,pdxdougg,"[u'#cerebral bulimia', u'#cramming', u'#studying', u'#binge', u'#binging', u'#purge', u'#purging']",2057,4271,"September 20, 2010"
a person who claims to have bingo but does not,bingo tease,IAmABingoSlut,"[u'#bingotease', u'#bingo', u'#tease', u'#bingoslut', u'#bingo slut']",2251,6491,"August 26, 2010"
A slang term for a hair cut.,ears lowered,mikelikewhoa451,"[u'#ears', u'#lowered', u'#lower', u'#ear', u'#doug', u'#funny']",8008,6691,"March 16, 2007"
A person or group of people that travel from one unclaimed seat to another (normally at sporting events) because their cheap asses couldn't fork up the money for better seats. Said people are forced to move once seats are claimed by the rightful ticket holders.,seat gypsie,Jes sica,"[u'#seat', u'#sports', u'#baseball', u'#football', u'#hockey', u'#basketball', u'#gypsie', u'#tickets']",9239,1228,"May 17, 2008"
"Latin abbreviation for the literal translation of ""and shit"", specifically, ""et merda"". Just like ""etc."" (and so forth), ""i.e."" (that is), and ""e.g."" (for example), ""etm."" can be used to abbreviate ""and shit"".",etm.,Lesbrarian,"[u'#etc.', u'#and shit', u'#et cetera', u'#mierda', u'#abbreviations']",8658,2632,"April 06, 2010"
The bad taste in your mouth just after waking up from a nap.,Nap mouth,Keroberos,"[u'#nap', u'#mouth', u'#sleep', u'#lips', u'#taste']",8728,1737,"November 17, 2006"
a person's behavior which is drastically different than normal usually because they are in the presence of certain people.,brand new,SweetTart2K,[],5745,2384,"February 27, 2004"
"The method of artificially enhancing one's tan in pictures after them being taken using some photo editing software. The most common way of doing this is increasing the saturation of the photo, then uploading to social networking sites.Derived from Auto-tune, the software used to enhance vocals in many modern songs.",Autotan,Scorpii,"[u'#auto-tune', u'#photoshop', u'#tan', u'#enhance', u'#edited']",2808,2898,"September 13, 2010"
a text that is recieved too long after is sent so you are no longer obligated to reply to it. ,dead text,Desiree1990,"[u'#socially accpetable behaviours', u'#text messaging', u'#cell', u'#messaging', u'#courteous behavior']",9163,1119,"May 25, 2008"
the erratic movements of a person trying to get better cell phone service.,cell phone samba,tortuga azul,"[u'#cell phone', u'#samba', u'#movement', u'#phone', u'#service']",3717,3758,"September 04, 2010"
An old person who spends all his/her time at the computer or television.,screenior citizen,black@heart,"[u'#senior citizen', u'#computer screen', u'#tv addict', u'#computer addict', u'#addiction', u'#screen']",2180,5433,"September 07, 2010"
"Besides the obvious ""give me a beer,"" it is used to ask someone to pass or hand an object to you. It also can be used in a more figurative sense as a request or plea.
 Used by character Andy in ""Product Recall"" ep. of ""The Office"" (""the joke only gets a laugh 25% of the time"").",beer me,Bench,"[u'#pass', u'#provide', u'#give', u'#brew', u'#the office']",6178,1944,"May 03, 2007"
"Another name for the rhythm method of birth control.
 Called so because it is the only form of contraception endorsed by the Catholic Church.",Vatican Roulette,DrCyclops,"[u'#rhythm method', u'#vatican', u'#catholic', u'#pope', u'#birth control', u'#contraception']",19401,6574,"October 30, 2007"
"To use knowledge gained from an urban legends website or other research to administer a firm rebuke to people who chronically forward junk to your inbox.  This action may involve hitting the reply-all button (public snoping).
",Snope,Amalia,[],2455,1910,"September 21, 2005"
The expectation that a fellow driver will offer a wave after allowing them to cut into traffic.,Right of Wave,DutchG,"[u'#etiquette', u'#polite', u'#wave', u'#gesture', u'#thanks']",5048,1207,"July 05, 2009"
"1. a person who shops at many different thrift stores, thereby often finding wonderful deals.
2. One who feels the urge to brag about every single piece of crp they find at a thrift store.",thrift whore,phorks,[],5511,1176,"August 30, 2003"
"1) Constant connectivity via your smartphone and computer blurs the boundaries between your work life and your personal life.
 2) Constant connectivity at work via e-mail & chat, results in so many interruptions that you cannot get blocks of time to do any thinking, resulting in you catching up on your work at home on nights and weekends.",workweek creep,Marc L. Grubb,"[u'#work/life balance', u'#productivity', u'#time management', u'#work', u'#urgency']",961,3541,"July 01, 2008"
"The process of staying fresh and mint. Stands for ""Gym, tan, laundry."" Must be done everyday to achieve maximum potential. Side effects include fist pumping. Coined by the eloquent Mike ""The Situation"" Sorrentino from MTV's ground breaking Jersey Shore.",GTL,Guiseppi Primavera,"[u'#jersey', u'#shore', u'#guido', u'#italian', u'#mtv']",11127,4960,"January 07, 2010"
(verb) tweeting while intoxicated,Dweet,Lucy Squints,"[u'#dweet', u'#tweet', u'#twitter', u'#tweeting', u'#verb']",1294,5268,"May 10, 2010"
"balls, guts, intestinal fortitude",testicular fortitude,weave,[],6690,1291,"March 16, 2003"
1. The act of denying your actual age in order to give others the impression that you are younger. 2. A medical procedure intended to provide persons of advanced years the appearance of being younger.,geriatric bypass,Retrospect1986,"[u'#gereatric', u'#old', u'#young', u'#denial', u'#surgery']",1176,3754,"August 27, 2010"
Any of the wide variety of flavored coffee drinks offered at convenience stores such as Circle K or 7 Eleven that can be purchased for less than half the price of a Starbucks cappuccino.,cheappuccino,TedMosbyIsNotAJerk.com,"[u'#not-a-latte', u'#coffee', u""#starbuck's"", u'#circle k', u'#7 eleven']",5568,1436,"August 30, 2010"
"Having pockets full of money, i.e. swolen",pockets on swole,G²,"[u'#rich', u'#cash', u'#money', u'#pocket', u'#pockets', u'#swoll']",1364,6992,"August 18, 2006"
When you eat something and it tastes like something else. Things often taste like chicken but chicken rarely tastes like other things.,nomonym,Harlo37,"[u'#homonym', u'#nom', u'#eat', u'#taste', u'#nominim', u'#nomonim', u'#nomanym']",5319,3697,"April 27, 2010"
"1) Understanding what another person is saying,2) Hearing the main points of a conversation, lecture or instructions and filtering out the rest",I'm picking the corn out your shit,J Down**,"[u'#pickingup what you puttingdown', u""#smell what you're stepping in"", u'#i hear that', u'#understand']",2573,7212,"June 06, 2010"
"A disease like anorexia, no matter how tan a person is they never think they are tan enough. 
tanorexic",tanorexia,Melissa,[],10968,1178,"September 21, 2004"
"An unfortunately creepy term that is means ""to contact"" or similar.  Brings to mind grasping and undesirable contact from strangers.",reach out,Dave M TX,"[u'#contact', u'#find', u'#call', u'#touch', u'#engage']",1529,4040,"July 02, 2008"
the pieces of paper that fall out of magazines into your lap.,lap flaps,shady girl,"[u'#postcards', u'#advertisements', u'#lapflaps', u'#mail', u'#articles']",1956,6144,"August 24, 2010"
A reference from the Christopher Nolan movie Inception that suggests that a person should examine their totem (small personal object) in order to determine whether they are in reality or in delusional dreamland.Intended to be used sarcastically.,Check your Totem,Ryan-ALR,"[u'#dream on', u'#slow your roll', u'#check yourself', u'#keep dreaming', u'#when pigs fly']",27136,7700,"August 22, 2010"
"A type of coffee so diluted by sugar, cream or milk that it no longer tastes like coffee, instead like milk and sugar, and has a beige or light brown color to it. The drink is typically concocted by those who want to appear as if they are drinking coffee but despise the taste.",half and half and half,FrancisPerry,"[u'#half & half & half', u'#coffee', u'#black coffee', u'#sugar', u'#milk']",2564,4105,"August 21, 2010"
"When you wake up and feel engergized but as soon as you enter the work place, a wave of exhaustion runs over you and you have trouble staying awake for the rest of your work day. Amazingly, once you leave the hellish work atmosphere, you suddenly feel energized and ready to run a marathon.",Cubicle Coma,MDermy,"[u'#drowsy', u'#sleep dragon', u'#exhausted', u'#tired', u'#coma']",9044,1318,"August 20, 2010"
"The name given to the chair infront of your computer that you sit on to go on line. Once seated in it and going on line (facebook, aol, google, news, etc) it sucks you in to a much longer period of time than you planned.",Suction Seat,annieoakley120,"[u'#addiction', u'#computer', u'#chair', u'#suction', u'#seat', u'#on line', u'#too long']",2564,4435,"August 20, 2010"
"As known to the Jonas Brothers fans, it would be stood for 'Oh My Jonas!'
 but if you put OMJJ or OMNJ, it would be like Oh My Joe Jonas or Oh My Nick Jonas.",OMJ,k3ss!ah,"[u'#jonas brothers', u'#jonas', u'#oh', u'#my', u'#omj']",1339,16214,"November 03, 2007"
Deciding to go with a hair-cut outside of your comfort zone.,Folicular Homicide,WestSideSlant,"[u'#hair', u'#gosselin', u'#reverse', u'#mullet', u'#skank']",1707,5190,"August 18, 2010"
Similar to writers block only in the context of social networking sites. Unable to come up with post worthy content.,post block syndrome,geoneubie,"[u'#writers block', u'#unable to post', u'#facebook frozen', u'#cat got your tongue', u'#lack of inspiration']",2551,4570,"February 28, 2010"
Meaning to go spread the word. To let it be known. To go tell everyone quickly.,Run and tell that,the ppl's champ,"[u'#runteldat', u'#antoine dodson', u'#bedroom intruder', u'#run', u'#tell']",29172,10395,"August 06, 2010"
"A form of boredom that occurs in relation to mandatory meetings, most commonly those centered around a presentation.
Symptoms include difficulty in staying awake, and delirious hallucinations more commonly referred to as daydreams.",Meeting Affective Disorder,me2248,"[u'#surviving the world', u'#stw', u'#engineering', u'#meetings', u'#office', u'#work', u'#seasonal affective disorder', u'#sad']",2701,1898,"August 15, 2010"
"When you need to figure out something, so you look it up in a book, like in the olden times, when dinosaurs ruled the earth.",book google,TeacherBitch,"[u'#google', u'#google search', u'#archaic', u'#old', u'#your mom']",7598,4248,"July 28, 2010"
An extra bill of higher denomination set aside for emergency funds. usually stored under the battery of a cellular phone.,Battery Bank,"Dr,Watson","[u'#battery', u'#cell storage', u'#emergency', u'#money', u'#bank']",1636,4662,"August 13, 2010"
When you complain about something for the sole purpose of brining it up in conversation to brag about it.,Bragplaining,TheShrewKing,"[u'#brag', u'#complaining', u'#bragplaining', u'#boast', u'#shy', u'#bragging', u'#complain']",6840,1812,"August 09, 2010"
To quit one's job in truly stunning fashion.,hit the slide,dsfswdfsf,"[u'#hero', u'#quitter', u'#drama queen', u'#recessionista', u'#flight attendant', u'#jet blue']",18196,7873,"August 09, 2010"
"Completely inept at understanding the film, Inception.",ineption,bentobox,"[u'#inept', u'#inception', u'#ineption', u'#incepton', u'#memento']",6370,2417,"August 04, 2010"
hot piece of ass.,HPOA,j pebz.,"[u'#hpoa', u'#ass', u'#hot', u'#piece', u'#hpao', u'#hoap', u'#hopa', u'#hottie', u'#sexy', u'#fine', u""#smokin'"", u'#yum', u'#fugly']",2601,5101,"January 19, 2010"
"Your normal attention span only significantly decreased due to Youtube. Whereas normally 10 minutes is a short amount of time, Youtube turns it into a cinematic experience.",Youtube Attention Span,FreeCottonCandy,"[u'#normal', u'#youtube', u'#attention', u'#span', u'#jack', u'#and', u'#jill', u'#10', u'#minute', u'#cinematic']",8724,1400,"August 01, 2010"
"A mental typo, where someone says the wrong word but not because they don't know the correct word.",thinko,branden,"[u'#typo', u'#brain fart', u'#thinking', u'#brain', u'#mental']",1905,5804,"January 06, 2006"
"It's an acronym which stands for:
 Head
Bitch
In
Charge",HBIC,AtlantaHoopla,[],7971,3884,"April 19, 2004"
"A man to whom you as a man aspire towards.
The Ideal man. ",Mantor,A/s/L,"[u'#man crush', u'#mentor', u'#idol', u'#alpha male', u'#top dog', u'#hip dude']",4606,2440,"March 19, 2009"
1: Someone who only talks about and has nothing better to talk about than their job.2: A person that chronically complains about work,job talker,BynoT,"[u'#job', u'#co-workers', u'#office', u'#blabber', u'#worker', u'#work', u'#geek']",4776,1423,"August 03, 2010"
When a person goes from jovial and friendly to furious and belligerent at the flip of a switch.,Yahtzee to Nazi,Sunblazer,"[u'#nazi', u'#yahtzee', u'#yatzee', u'#apeshit', u'#man foul']",3137,4241,"July 01, 2010"
"In public bathrooms, the act of remaining in a bathroom stall after having completed one's business, in order to maintain anonymity (whether by avoiding someone who has entered later, or finished sooner), or the state of being delayed under such circumstances.  Also the act of delaying defecation until the bathroom is empty.
 See also stall waiting",Stall stall,upupdowndown,"[u'#bathroom', u'#stall', u'#pooping', u'#etiquette', u'#accountants']",9645,1230,"January 12, 2009"
"Watching several episodes of a TV show in a row, usually from a DVD box set. This can be done over several evenings, or a marathon weekend.",powerdisking,Chris.G,"[u'#tv', u'#episodes', u'#dvd', u'#sequentially', u'#marathon']",6403,1311,"July 06, 2010"
"When two people think they are arguing, but fail to realize they actually agree.",violent agreement,Chris.G,"[u'#argument', u'#agreement', u'#stupid', u'#poor communication', u'#manliness']",5444,2700,"July 30, 2010"
When you come to a stoplight and make the conscious decision to avoid getting behind a dumptruck or semi and opt for the lane with 10 vehicles instead of just two so you're sure to move sooner when the light turns green.,Traffic Tetris,pennymj,"[u'#traffic', u'#tetris', u'#tetrus', u'#slow', u'#driver']",6221,1638,"July 29, 2010"
Intellectual activity that serves no practical purpose.,Mental Masturbation,Ryan,[],7893,1485,"February 17, 2005"
The 2 minute check a waiter/waitress does after they bring your meal to the table.,How is Everything Check,Jokeboy83,"[u'#restaurant', u'#waiter', u'#waitress', u'#check', u'#utencils']",3740,4764,"July 23, 2010"
Occurs when the debt owed from a friendly bet between two friends rises to an uncomfortable level causing one friend to cut ties with the other in lieu of paying up.,strategic friendship default,taylork79,"[u'#bet', u'#friendship', u'#default', u'#debt', u'#friend']",1148,5057,"July 15, 2010"
"The opposite of Reply-All, when an email-incompetent person sends you a blank reply to an email you sent them. ",Reply-None,T Bags McGhee,"[u'#email', u'#spam', u'#stupid', u'#stoopit', u'#mistake', u'#blank', u'#empty-headed']",991,5560,"November 09, 2007"
"To fart in a car full of people, crank the heat for maximum effectiveness.",Clutch Oven,Mudshovel,"[u'#fart', u'#stink', u'#ass', u'#car', u'#car fart', u'#fart in a car']",5579,2778,"September 16, 2007"
To test if an item of already worn clothing is suitable to wear out. common amongst students who cant be bothered to do their washing.,sniff test,Sam  Marston,"[u'#laundry', u'#washing', u'#dirty', u'#smelly', u'#clothes']",11942,831,"September 26, 2007"
"Flipping through the deck over and over while playing the card game Solitaire even though there are no more moves available, denying that you have lost even though you already know it.",solitaire denial,Oletha,"[u'#solitaire', u'#card games', u'#losing', u'#deck', u'#cards', u'#card', u'#lost', u'#denial']",6901,1453,"May 30, 2010"
"The obnoxious, headache-inducing cologne cloud that surrounds a beefy, tight-Armani-shirt wearing dude.",Eau d'ouche,ashenannigans,"[u'#stench', u'#headache', u'#gino', u'#perfume', u'#cologne']",8221,1622,"July 09, 2010"
"The practice of recycling, or being green, only when convenient. A person who only recycles when it is convenient to do so.",Congreenient,Daylorb,"[u'#recycling', u'#green', u'#lazy', u'#hypocrite', u'#convenient']",4302,2286,"December 25, 2009"
"A condition in which a person's face becomes too relaxed from starting the same thing too long (watching TV).Symptoms are: open mouth, dropped jaw, eyes glazed over and occasional drooling.",TV face,freaknsweet,"[u'#dazed', u'#confused', u'#tvface', u'#blank stare', u'#dead eyes', u'#zoned out', u'#high', u'#stoned']",3841,2959,"November 10, 2009"
"Singing out loud while listening to music with your headphones on.  Whereas the singer gets the benefit of the music, those unfortunate to be standing nearby are subjected to an unaccompanied (and invariably crappy) rendition of the song.",a crapella,Harvey W,"[u'#a capella', u'#silent rave', u'#silent disco', u'#headphones', u'#headphone mode', u'#blue tool', u'#ipod nod']",9991,1371,"August 02, 2007"
A tanning salon,fake bakery,Terrørist,"[u'#fake', u'#bake', u'#bakery', u'#fake bakery', u'#fag name', u'#terr\xf8rist']",2378,5896,"July 14, 2010"
The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.,Cockblocked by Steve Jobs,FreshPrince369,"[u'#cockblock', u'#steve jobs', u'#ipod', u'#flirt', u'#cock-block']",13204,2210,"February 27, 2009"
"After a breakup of a couple, remain close friends, but still practice some form of physical closeness. Can occur any time after breakup.",ex with benefits,blackdeathmessenger,"[u'#ex', u'#with', u'#benefits', u'#john', u'#joe', u'#mary']",5860,1390,"December 09, 2009"
The fight over the check at the dinner table over who will pay.,Tab o' War,relaxfrancis,"[u'#tug of war', u""#tug o' war"", u'#tab of war', u'#check', u'#dinner', u'#fight']",3621,2930,"October 12, 2009"
"intense joy, coupled with extreme emotional shifts; an experience equal to an orgasm",double rainbow,dxo,"[u'#double rainbow', u'#rainbowing', u'#orgasm', u'#joy', u'#intense']",30308,10506,"July 06, 2010"
The regret you experience when you leave the bar hastily at the end of the night without relieving yourself.,Peegret,Yichescala Gabriella,"[u'#breaking the seal', u'#regret', u'#pee pee', u'#urine', u'#alcohol']",2570,4925,"July 07, 2010"
a teen actor or singer's manager who is also their mother,Momager,Jonny Le,"[u'#mom manager', u'#parent manager', u'#leech', u'#slave laborer', u'#sleeze']",1592,5428,"October 11, 2005"
"Like a social butterfly, without any charm or beauty. An unwanted pest.",Social Fruitfly,angry social worker,"[u'#social butterfly', u'#socialite', u'#chatterbox', u'#big mouth', u'#talker']",9972,1262,"July 09, 2010"
To constantly be online or just on a personal computer for fun or entertainment. Also always thinking about anything computer related.,Obsessive Computer Disorder,NekoPocky,"[u'#constant', u'#pc', u'#always', u'#24/7', u'#computer']",6065,1701,"July 02, 2010"
When you sit down somewhere (usually in a movie theater) and purposely leave an extra seat between you and a person of the same sex so as not to appear gay.,gay buffer,tkearns,[],12283,2785,"December 08, 2002"
A man in a pub that takes his beer with his when he goes to the gents and drinks it while having a pee.,Inflight Refueler,ThePatriot1985,"[u'#drinking', u'#fuel', u'#pint', u'#pub', u'#gents']",4642,2432,"July 02, 2010"
"A poser. Someone who professes to live one style of life but reality tells a much different story.
 Used as a diss in freestyleraping to describe someone who claims to be a thug or hard but is very much the opposite.",halfway crook,ACG2x,[],2687,3044,"March 04, 2005"
The act of leaving your left over penny or pennies from unwanted change at the counter of a convenient store.,Penny it Forward,relaxfrancis,"[u'#pay it forward', u'#pennies', u'#change', u'#convenient store', u'#change cup']",2066,4902,"October 13, 2009"
"When a house guest reaches into a bag of chips and eats some. Then licks all over their hands, then reaches into the bag and eats some more chips, Double-Chipping.",Double-Chipping,Sugarrnuttzz,"[u'#chip', u'#chips', u'#chipping', u'#double', u'#two', u'#licking', u'#food', u'#eating', u'#gross']",4782,2645,"June 29, 2010"
"An individual who is willing to do anything, regardless of how humiliating or demeaning, to achieve notoriety.More often than not, this involves appearing on multiple reality television shows and/or having ""private"" sex videos ""leaked"" to the press.",Fame Whore,c.s. lewis sr.,"[u'#reality whore', u'#reality ho', u'#fame ho', u'#publicity hound', u'#douche']",17557,6505,"October 22, 2009"
military term now used to describe the act of positioning oneself and one's crew at the front of the bar to ensure primo cocktail service and quality lay of the land.,establish a beachhead,sally in the car,"[u'#bar dominance', u'#in first class', u'#edge', u'#position', u'#control']",3570,1641,"February 27, 2010"
(n) an obscure form of rock which you only learn about from someone slightly more hip than yourself.,indie,kidAndrew,[],9736,3361,"July 19, 2004"
"The unexplained feeling of bliss, joy and satisfaction one gets following a purchase. It can last anything from a few hours to a few weeks depending on the size, worth or usefulness of the item acquired. Buyer's remorse can sometimes follow or replace purchase pleasure.  It is often a reason for shopping addiction.",purchase pleasure,Laura-May,"[u'#buying', u'#purchase', u""#buyer's remorse"", u'#bliss', u'#sales']",4319,1153,"May 31, 2008"
Money required to purchase sex toys.,Dildough,gnostic1,"[u'#syn: naughty cash', u'#loot', u'#wild money', u'#folding freddie', u'#evil root.']",3503,5331,"June 25, 2010"
"When time slows down while waiting for you food to heat in the microwave. Known side effects are increased hunger, slowing of all the clocks in your house and walking around aimlessly trying to kill time. The microwave minute has the ability to slow time turning one minute into what feels lime an hour.",Microwave minute,x addict3d x,"[u'#minute', u'#microwave', u'#micro wave minute', u'#micro wave', u'#time']",9457,1208,"June 26, 2010"
"An expression that's used when you want information from someone, but that someone keeps telling boring details you don't need to know.Can be emphasised by using 'Shut the fuck up and keep talking'.",Shut up and keep talking,Vowtar,"[u'#shut up', u'#shut the fuck up', u'#cut the crap', u'#bullshit', u'#shut up and keep talking']",7309,1454,"June 17, 2010"
The sending of a friend request on Facebook or other social networking site without including any information on who you are or how you know the recipient.,drive-by friending,Mike in Buffalo,"[u'#drive-by liking', u'#facebook', u'#drive-by text', u'#social networking', u'#friend request']",2051,4337,"June 01, 2010"
"Short for ""Get back to me"" or ""Get back at me"", meaning ""respond"", or ""reply"".",get at me,Scott TB,"[u'#get at me', u'#respond', u'#reply', u'#holla back', u'#get back to me', u'#slang']",2269,5028,"August 26, 2007"
"An expression used to explain why you can't do something that requires being in shape.Pretty much just saying that you're out of shape, just not wanting to seem fat.",I'm out of practice,solstice.barrett,"[u'#fat', u'#ass', u'#out', u'#of', u""#i'll"", u'#you']",5559,1470,"June 17, 2010"
Too far; didn't go,tf;dg,Brendan619,"[u'#lazy', u'#abbrvtn', u'#unimpressive', u'#lame', u'#tl;dr']",1741,7345,"June 19, 2010"
is the reluctant act of pulling ones wallet out as a sign of willingness to pay for a meal you assumed was a treat.,wallet threat,relaxfrancis,"[u'#pay', u'#meal', u'#check', u'#treat', u'#dinner is on me']",5780,1971,"October 14, 2009"
When a child or baby accidentally calls someone when they are playing with your phone. Similar to Butt Dialing,Diaper Dialed,comguy12,"[u'#butt dialing', u'#wrong number', u'#misdial', u'#baby', u'#child']",2287,4914,"October 14, 2009"
Calm the fuck down.,ctfd,fuckyouyoufuckinfuck,[],9423,1967,"November 02, 2003"
A younger version of a gold digger.,Aluminum Digger,Captain OliviA from TeamOliviA,"[u'#aluminum', u'#digger', u'#young', u'#younger', u'#girl', u'#tennie', u'#bopper', u'#gold']",4056,7745,"June 16, 2010"
"The feeling you get when you haven't had access to the internet (i.e. facebook and twitter) for a long time, like several minutes.",postmodem depression,Lie_Detector_411,"[u'#facebook', u'#twitter', u'#myspace', u'#internet', u'#computer']",10972,1657,"June 17, 2010"
Raining kittens and puppies would mean raining lightly.,kittens and puppies,uttam maharjan,"[u'#lightly', u'#drizzle', u'#mizzle', u'#heavily', u'#cats and dogs']",3769,6316,"June 14, 2010"
A move so smooth with regards to initiating sexual or pseudo-sexual congress with someone that it could only otherwise have happened in a heavily scripted porn film.,porn moment,/>/_//\/<^/\/,"[u'#smooth', u'#playa', u'#intercourse', u'#sex', u'#porn']",8931,1731,"June 14, 2010"
"1. Like the Bat Signal, but used to summon someone crazy.",Bat Shit Signal,Jack117,"[u'#batshit', u'#bat signal', u'#insane', u'#crazy', u'#gary busey']",2600,5874,"June 13, 2010"
"A mind-numbing torture device made of cheap, brightly colored plastic. It resembles a horn but its pitch cannot be changed. It is being used during the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.",vuvuzela,teller of truths10,"[u'#horn', u'#cheap', u'#plastic', u'#annoying', u'#fifa', u'#world cup']",12770,1926,"June 13, 2010"
When an individual suffers repetitive strain injury (RSI) in the first digit of the hand (thumb) from excessive text messaging.,Texter's Thumb,yami100,"[u'#rsi', u'#thumb', u'#injury', u'#strain', u'#repetitive']",1711,3996,"June 12, 2010"
"A variant of ""that's what she said."" Instead of referring to sexual connotations, it is used to refer to spending a lot of money, making a mess, or fucking up very badly. Arose after the 2010 BP oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.",That's What BP Said,Hamfry,"[u""#that's what she said"", u'#snafu', u'#bp', u'#british petrol', u""#that's what he said"", u'#fucked', u'#screwed the pooch', u'#failocalypse', u'#louisiana', u'#gulf of mexico', u'#wetlands', u'#bp sucks']",34277,10242,"June 09, 2010"
"Snacks and food samples that a grocery store will serve at various locations in order to tempt the patrons into buying something they weren't planning on (pizza, chips and dip, sausage, etc.). Usually happens on the weekend.",store d'oeuvres,Roy Batty 2019,"[u""#hors d'oeuvres"", u'#store', u'#food', u'#snacks', u'#samples']",6321,1140,"June 10, 2010"
the lack of drink specials during the hours of 4-8 pm on weekdays at a bar,unhappy hour,xiregulatorix,"[u'#happy hour', u'#bar', u'#drinks', u'#expensive', u'#broke']",2123,3097,"June 09, 2010"
"The condition where a group of people sharing a living space each avoid doing a household chore for an extended period because each believes it's someone else's responsibility. The idea is that eventually the situation will reach a critical mass where the guilty party will cave in and do the chore. In practice, the situation can escalate to extreme levels. ",roommate chicken,Logan Hawkes,"[u'#conflict', u'#roommate wars', u'#apartment', u'#chicken', u'#roommate']",6845,1014,"December 09, 2007"
"(n.) a play on words which mixes two common metaphors: ""rocket science"" and ""brain surgery""",rocket surgery,fugitive247,[],5194,1945,"November 07, 2004"
An expression that explains how a joking or friendly conversation suddenly took a turn for the worse and is escalating towards a hostel situation and/or a physical scuffle.,shit just got real,Darrel charleston,"[u'#fight', u'#escalating', u'#just got real', u'#real', u'#reality check', u""#can't take a joke"", u'#joke', u'#friendly', u'#conflict']",12261,1558,"November 06, 2007"
"A term used to descibe the face made if you push your lips together in a combination of a pout and a pucker, giving the impression you have larger cheekbones and bigger lips.",Duckface,LehFreakshow,"[u'#pout', u'#pucker', u'#kissface', u'#lips', u'#duckfaic', u'#birdmouth']",6100,3034,"July 04, 2009"
"When someone texts you completely random and/or insignificant information only pertaining to themselves, as if they were updating their Facebook status.",status texting,wecomefromstars,"[u'#facebook', u'#facebook status', u'#texts', u'#texting', u'#facebook update', u'#status texting', u'#statusses', u'#statuses', u'#facbook', u'#facebok']",6239,1154,"June 06, 2010"
"The effect of turning everything into shit. The opposite of the Midas touch, where King Midas was said to turn everything he touched into gold.
The act of fail, to blunder, to make a snafu, or catastrophe",Inverse Midas,M1LRTYM,"[u'#shit', u'#fail', u'#blunder', u'#snafu', u'#catastrophe']",3814,2442,"June 01, 2010"
The perfect time for a picture with only the guys,brodak moment,Brosef17,"[u'#kodak moment', u'#brotograph', u'#guys night', u'#sausage fest', u'#sausage fiesta']",6512,2322,"May 05, 2009"
when your so bored with life that you just spend money to make your life seem more exciting.,bored to debt,HecklnDecalr,"[u'#bored', u'#debt', u'#shopping', u'#credit card', u'#3d tv']",5404,1521,"June 01, 2010"
"when, after a few drinks, one will proceed to become an unhappy drunk, and begin to cry and shed tears about anything remotely bothering them.  ex: crying about ex-boyfriend, inability to microwave easymac, spilling a drink on one's shirt",beer tears,brunette22,"[u'#drunk', u'#drunken stupor', u'#sad drunk', u'#belligerent', u'#mess']",5195,1071,"February 16, 2006"
"A person with a little bit of money who thinks that their small bankroll gives them the right to discard manners and class. Literally, ""the new douche.""",nouveau douche,heavyweightboxer,"[u'#new douche', u'#douche', u'#rich', u'#poser', u'#front', u'#rude', u'#classless']",4738,1305,"May 30, 2010"
"A male who shares the same birthday as you. You were born on the same day of the same year. Even though you are not true brothers, this is a significantly close bond
See also Birthday Sister",Birthday Brother,Pablo2342,"[u'#birthday', u'#brother', u'#sister', u'#sibling', u'#happy']",3916,2113,"May 31, 2010"
A job you take knowing that it isn't long term. Often due to an emergency situation where you know your losing your current job. It provides a paycheck while you take your time looking for a better job.,Rebound Job,sandyland,"[u'#work', u'#employement', u'#bad', u'#rebund', u'#employee']",4831,798,"May 30, 2010"
"When someone asks for a minute to do something, even though they know it will take much longer than 60 seconds.",Football Minute,thebetterfriend2,"[u'#time', u'#football', u'#minute', u'#wait', u'#patience', u'#patient', u'#impatient']",5681,1744,"May 29, 2010"
n. A complete and comprehensive list of concerts that one has attended. Often casual conversation between fellow concert goers.,Concert Resume,ke1v3y,"[u'#r\xe9sum\xe9', u'#music', u'#rock', u'#party', u'#conversation']",1834,3950,"May 23, 2010"
"A derogatory prepatory statement in a sentence used when telling someone something they should already know, but, in fact the author knows they do not.",As You Know,Marc Habel,"[u'#hey dumbass', u'#hey stupid', u'#as you may already know', u'#jane you ignorant slut', u'#are you on crack']",4996,1108,"September 16, 2008"
The urge people get once inside an elevator to stare compulsively at the ascending numbered lights (usually on top of the elevator doors) either because they are truly convinced this will speed up the whole 'process' or they are simply socially-awkward beings who can't bear to look at random people in the face for 30 seconds.,elevator reflex,For2,"[u'#elevator', u'#reflex', u'#lift', u'#reflx', u'#response', u'#reaction', u'#elvator', u'#vator', u'#stare', u'#awkward']",2344,4232,"May 14, 2010"
An attempt to stop a hole or leak by filling it with trash.,junk shot,yellojkt,"[u'#trash', u'#oil leak', u'#garbage', u'#stopper', u'#repair']",1690,5382,"May 11, 2010"
"The easing out of flatulency gently, usually when sitting down, so as not to attract undue attention.",one cheek bench sneak,Craig Mengel,[],6592,1734,"October 31, 2004"
Describes people who drive while sending text messages on their phones.,intexticated,Courtney Terry,"[u'#texting', u'#texts', u'#driving', u'#cell phones', u'#intoxicated']",7406,1595,"May 24, 2007"
"1. A person who stands within the confines of your personal space bubble (causing extreme discomfort) to hold an ordinary conversation, like someone sitting next to you on an airplane would.2. A person who speaks louder than the current conversation calls for, as if they are trying to talk over a plane's engines.",Airplane Talker,"Yeah, Thats It","[u'#whispersation', u'#personal space invader', u'#conversational rape', u'#idiot', u'#social retardation']",1978,4024,"May 20, 2010"
"When at Church giving thanks, instead of shaking the person's hand, you give them a fist pound instead.",Papal Pound,The Ryne Man,"[u'#church', u'#pound', u'#pope', u'#holy', u'#papal']",2529,4363,"October 03, 2009"
"A friend who may not be your best friend, but is there for you when you get your weekly suicidal and depressive thoughts because you receive no answers to the questions on the TV show, Lost. He or she may be watching it with you or texting, and receiving equally as much aid to prevent violence to them or their loved ones. On the friend chain, they are most important to you than family or your bff during Lost.",lost buddy,wutownbball40,"[u'#lost', u'#buddy', u'#friend', u'#confused', u'#questions']",2243,4429,"March 16, 2010"
A condition resulting from seeing the total price of a bunch of items and realizing the damage is much greater than you originally expected.  May cause a person to have second thoughts about the purchase.,sticker shock,Nicholas D,"[u'#rip off', u'#your mom', u'#shock', u'#bail out', u'#shitty deal']",5025,1224,"June 14, 2006"
To chat idly about things that neither person involved in the conversation will be likely to remember.,shoot the shit,Blasphemous,[],6302,1447,"January 25, 2003"
"v. To hide any objects that you would rather your girlfriend not see. These objects usually include porn, childish things (dolls, small toys, etc), and Pokemon memoribilia. You can girlfriend-proof your car, room, house, and really just about anything. Similar to parent-proof",Girlfriend-proof,WastingDaylight,"[u'#parent-proof', u'#girlfriend', u'#pokemon', u'#cover-up', u'#hide', u'#nerd', u'#proud', u'#geek', u'#boyfriend', u'#grilfriend-proof', u'#girlfreind-proof', u'#girlfriend proof', u'#girlfried-proof', u'#girlfriend-proff']",8167,901,"May 09, 2010"
"Complete disregard on the part of a friend, girlfriend or ex-girlfriend for any minor stupid thing you said or did while drunk (i.e. drunk texting, drunk calling, drunken Facebook status updates, drunken confession, ETC).",Drunken Immunity,gooddave,"[u'#drunk', u'#immunity', u'#texting', u'#calling', u'#drunken', u'#booty', u'#call']",5867,996,"May 16, 2010"
"Verb, portmanteau - To pretend to text someone or reply to someone's text message to avoid awkward situations. This happens most often when talking to someone you don't really know or when you don't want to look weird while waiting for the bus.",pretext,savantwaler,"[u'#pretend', u'#text', u'#addie', u'#jejemon', u'#urban']",5341,1540,"May 08, 2010"
"In order to save time (like 4 seconds, tops) people leave out letters while trying to type sentences. CUL8R directly translates to 'see you later'",CUL8R,oozabooman,"[u'#goodbye', u'#bye', u'#ciao', u'#later', u'#l8r']",1859,5082,"October 07, 2006"
An attempt by PETA to convince the general public to call fish by a name too cute to eat. ,sea kittens,KweenofDenyl,"[u'#sea kittens', u'#seakittens', u'#fish', u'#peta', u'#ocean cats']",5762,2438,"January 28, 2009"
a phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.,and then I found five dollars,defying gravity,[],21337,9563,"May 23, 2004"
"To have a break from sex, derived from the two words coitus and hiatus.",Coitus Hiatus,phatguy,[],3606,2084,"July 03, 2005"
"A disclaimer for any time you quote something from Wikipedia as fact. Acknowledges that it isn't the world's most ""reliable"" source, but it's still good enough for you to use.",Citation Needed,SIRdroosef,"[u'#wikipedia', u'#sitation', u'#fact', u'#fiction', u'#awesome']",4415,1599,"May 22, 2009"
The feeling you get when your phone has a new message/missed call.,Textual Satisfaction,SoccerKid3310,"[u'#text', u'#texting', u'#satisfaction', u'#phone', u'#message']",7069,1656,"May 09, 2010"
The guy that just happens to own every stock that ever takes off. A self-proclaimed Warren Buffet.,stock douche,akarod,"[u'#fixed income douche', u'#warren buffet', u'#cramer', u'#stock market', u'#jerk off', u'#duke', u'#wall street', u'#30k millionaire', u'#obama']",1662,4609,"August 27, 2009"
A grandmother. Also known as the mother of your parents.,mom mom,NEphilly,[],1737,6939,"January 08, 2005"
"Synonymous with ""whatever floats your boat.""",whatever lifts your luggage,ThatsTooBad,"[u'#whatever', u'#luggage', u'#rentboy', u'#homophobia', u'#rekers']",6688,4120,"May 04, 2010"
"verb, the act of performing a typo.  Often used when referring to password typos.  See Fat Finger Disease",fat finger,Lord Andre,[],5480,1878,"March 31, 2005"
Am I right?,amirite,sparklemaster,[],5047,5345,"February 24, 2004"
when an acquaintance you haven't seen for a long time greets you by name but you don't have time to remember their name,name ambush,brand x,"[u'#name', u'#ambush', u'#greet', u'#remember', u'#acquaintance']",6329,2526,"May 03, 2010"
"An insult disguised as a compliment, originating from The Simpons episode Father Knows Worst. The disguise can be very obvious or very subtle.",unsult,OnipSemaj,"[u'#insult', u'#compliment', u'#compliment sandwich', u'#diss', u'#jive']",7258,1259,"April 30, 2009"
some one who has soft hands for doing office work & little or no hard labor,office hands,Just Put Italian,"[u'#office', u'#hands', u'#work', u'#soft', u'#weak']",4798,1642,"May 01, 2010"
Refers to the decision to stay in bed when you are too tired to get up and go to church.,mattress worship,Bottom Ford,"[u'#mattress', u'#worship', u'#sleep', u'#hangover', u'#worship the porcelain god']",6886,1762,"April 17, 2010"
The parents of your live-in boyfriend/girlfriend.,sinlaws,PunTiff,"[u'#boyfriend', u'#girlfriend', u'#shacking up', u'#parents', u'#inlaws']",6438,1714,"August 01, 2008"
The invisible force field that makes cell-phone conversations inaudible to everyone else.,cell membrane,Leeuwenhoek,"[u'#arrogant', u'#oblivious', u'#clueless', u'#narcissistic', u'#deluded']",2272,7219,"April 17, 2010"
Totally.,totes mcgoats,au2016,"[u'#totally', u'#for sure', u'#goat', u'#totes mcgotes', u'#for cereal']",4608,10453,"April 23, 2009"
"A person who constantly plays Farmville and acts like they know everything about a real farm -- but all they do is live in the city, sit at a computer, and at a certain time, need to stop what they are doing to farm their imaginary crops.",Urban farmer,Screw farmville,"[u'#farmville', u'#city', u'#loser', u'#lifeless', u'#gay', u'#facebook']",9560,2020,"February 11, 2010"
"Fans of the TV show Glee, which first aired in May 2009.",Gleeks,Gleeky,"[u'#gleeky', u'#glee', u'#gleek', u'#fans', u'#fandom']",7650,3773,"December 23, 2009"
A person who faxes from one floor to another instead of getting up and running the information because they're too lazy to get out of their chair.,fax potato,Thor Rudebeck,[],5564,1300,"August 22, 2004"
"Fascinating intellectual breakthroughs regarding reality, language, existence, knowledge, perception, or human behavior which are completely unprovable and utterly without use, and therefore of no real consequence to anyone.  See also: philosophy
 Etymology: the mental counterpart to masturbation; i.e. a process that is very pleasurable but hasn't accomplished anything at the end.",intellectual masturbation,samd12345,"[u'#intellectual', u'#nerd', u'#philosophy', u'#linguistics', u'#sapir-whorf hypothesis', u'#geek', u'#mind', u'#theory']",6583,2282,"August 04, 2007"
A person who has sexual intercourse with someone that looks identical to them but is not related.,doppelbangers,flaxypoo,"[u'#dyke-a-likes', u'#twinsies', u'#gay', u'#lesbots', u'#exacto knives']",6985,2222,"April 17, 2010"
1. Declaring that something is funny and asking if others agree with you. Usually used in a sarcastic or obvious manner.,lol right?,huxtible jones,[],2297,6300,"May 11, 2005"
"A person who is just looking around and may or may not be interested in buying something from a store.
 As used on Arrested Development.
 ",buy-curious,Cagefight,"[u'#bi', u'#television', u'#tv', u'#arrested development', u'#media', u'#buying', u'#purchase']",7517,1923,"December 06, 2006"
The process of leaking a prototype device to generate buzz about a product you don't quite yet have ready for market to a friendly tech website who will promote the gizmo well before it's ready to go.,Protohype,Wolfie2k8,"[u'#gizmodo', u'#apple', u'#iphone', u'#4g', u'#buzz']",11674,6839,"April 19, 2010"
"A seemingly long period of time. It occurs most often when under the influence of marijuana due to the altered state of mind. An actually short moment may seem to drag on forever.
Similar to: New York Minute",marijuana minute,mykeyhipshot,"[u'#marijuana', u'#pot', u'#weed', u'#reefer', u'#herb']",6371,2304,"January 21, 2010"
"When an older person, especially a parent, needs a tech-savvy kid to help him/her with computers or other electronic devices.",Child Supervision,Randori,"[u'#child', u'#old people', u'#adults', u'#stupid', u'#help', u'#parent', u'#computers']",7320,1201,"April 17, 2010"
"1) the small opening in the volcanic ash clouds that allow airliners to fly through without any chance of danger.
2) the opening at the top of a volcano from which forth spews volcanic ash",ash hole,1Sherman,"[u'#volcanic ash', u'#ash', u'#ass holes', u'#toxic cloud', u'#volcanic debris']",3125,5709,"April 15, 2010"
Middle-management buzzword for the need to discuss an issue at a later time.,Circle Back,Rob Righter,"[u'#middle-management', u'#business', u'#office', u'#cliche', u'#meeting talk']",3181,1844,"December 19, 2007"
If you live in a tall building when you ride the elevator down to the first floor when your about to get out of it and a lot of people are trying to get in you press every button to piss everyone off,slow elevator,THE SLOW ELEVATOR PRANKSTA,"[u'#hotel elevator', u'#assed elevator', u'#dusty cactus', u'#sneak elevator', u'#elevator thief']",2245,5139,"December 06, 2005"
"The replacement saying for ""It pays the bills"" in reference to writing off a job as merely a means of income, and in no way an enjoyable or lucrative way of making a living.
Due to the increase in taxes ""It pays the taxes"" takes the place of ""It pays the bills"" while it takes a second job or additional income to actually pay the bills.",It pays the taxes,Cason-Point,"[u'#bills', u'#taxes', u'#job', u'#recession', u'#government']",3220,4857,"April 13, 2010"
"Phrases and words such as ""lol yeah"" and ""haha ok"" that are guaranteed to kill any text conversation.",text-killer,happyfish,"[u'#text-end', u'#text', u'#conversation-starters', u'#im-killers', u'#convo-killers']",15549,1940,"May 30, 2009"
"The garments you wear during a shortage of underwear, when you haven't done laundry in several weeks or months. Usually characterized by lack of elasticity, holes (usually large and awkwardly located), stains, and typically are at least 5 - 10 years old. In some cases soccer shorts, underwear of unknown origin, thongs, bathing suit bottoms, or 'granny panties' can be considered famine underwear, but do not necessarily meet the above criteria.",Famine Underwear,sharkfoot,"[u'#underwear', u'#boxers', u'#briefs', u'#panties', u'#thongs', u'#loin cloths', u'#and old', u'#used', u'#gross']",9400,1423,"February 21, 2010"
"While you are driving and listening to music, you bang on the steering wheel as if it were a drum set.",Drum Driving,Professional Drum Driver,"[u'#driving', u'#drumming', u'#drunk', u'#music', u'#dangerous', u'#fun']",8871,1754,"April 10, 2010"
A motercycle helmet.,brain bucket,David Uttringer,[],5008,3394,"August 13, 2005"
"The act of attaching an almost completely used piece of soap to a new, unused piece because it is now too small to be conveniently used but you also don't want to waste it.",Soap grafting,Acquiesce42,"[u'#soap', u'#graft', u'#grafting', u'#attaching', u'#saop', u'#attach', u'#combine', u'#stick']",12608,1655,"December 18, 2009"
Bootyism is a sexy religion often confused with Budhism.,bootyism,The French Diggler,"[u'#religion', u'#catholic', u'#budhism', u'#sexy', u'#rad']",2847,8622,"September 24, 2009"
The term for the room in an urban apartment in which the bathroom is located in the kitchen.,Bitchen,david fagin,"[u'#apartment', u'#bathroom', u'#city', u'#real estate', u'#toilet', u'#kitchen', u'#landlord', u'#condo', u'#house']",2215,9499,"June 27, 2007"
"A smaller version of the new Apple iPad.
Formerly known as iPod Touch.",iPad Nano,Poppa Monkey,"[u'#ipod touch', u'#ipad', u'#ipod', u'#iphone', u'#ipod nano']",9695,3971,"February 02, 2010"
"(noun) On Facebook, this term refers to a posted photo that features five or more people, all of whom have Facebook profiles and are accurately tagged.",Facebook bingo,Adrian Elliot,"[u'#facebook', u'#bingo', u'#bonus', u'#album', u'#tag', u'#social networking']",1314,10813,"January 15, 2009"
"An ancient art that originated after God wanted to rock out but had no electric guitar on hand.  He realised how sweet a thing he had just created so he wanted to pass it down onto man when man had no axe to rock with.  This talent was given to man, by God, through Jesus.  Jesus showed the world the ineffable art of air guitar during his ressurection.  Jesus was radiating with a bright white light because he was rocking so hard.
 The art of the air guitar was thus written down in the Bible and succesfully passed on to man.  The practice of air guitar since it's inception has been shown throughout the history of the world.  Jesus is discretely air guitaring in the famous painting The Last Supper in the Galleria Borghese, Rome.
 On and on has this holy tradition gone.  It is kept alive by generations of rockers young and old.  If you are listening to a really sweet guitar solo and you have no real guitar to emulate the action of rocking, pick up your hands, put them in position, and rock and roll all night.
 Remember...rock on.",air guitar,Dude,[],11026,2551,"August 09, 2004"
An exclamation of surpise or shock originating on Matt Groening's 'Futurama' animated TV show as a futuristic equivalent of the modern usage of 'Jesus Christ' as an exclamation. Usually preceded by the words 'sweet' or 'holy'.,zombie jesus,Christopher Reynolds,[],5626,2917,"May 13, 2005"
What Would Jesus Text,WWJT,Weed Whacker Wally,"[u'#wwjd', u'#wwje', u'#wwjb', u'#wwjp', u'#wwjdl']",7242,3314,"July 22, 2009"
"When you realize that you and your neighbor have
finished using the bathroom at the same time so you delay exiting the stall a few seconds to avoid
any uncomfortable eye contact or ""excuse me""s while leaving the stall.
Wait period is usually until the person reaches the buffer zone of
the sink, where all normal social etiquettes are re-activated.",Stall Waiting,Mark Nemec,[],8259,1325,"August 06, 2004"
The time it takes to react to being rick rolled. I.e. how long it takes you to close your browser window after you've been rick rolled.,rick roll reflex,wilford brimley 2,"[u'#rick', u'#roll', u'#reflex', u'#browser', u'#reaction']",6073,1887,"November 09, 2007"
"1. Someone who has difficulty determining right from left2. Someone who often confuses directions, and prefers visual aids.3. Someone who has great difficulty reading maps and/or driving while listening to directions.Can be spelt using a hyphen, if needed.",directionally challenged,Joy Rising,"[u'#dumb', u'#left', u'#right', u'#direction', u'#directionally challenged']",6630,992,"March 26, 2010"
"A book printed on dead trees, i.e. paper, as opposed to an e-book, which only exists electronically. Compare with snail mail.",tree-book,Cesar Augustus,"[u'#ebook', u'#e-book', u'#snail mail', u'#email', u'#kindle']",1932,6467,"March 28, 2010"
(noun) 1. Afternoon.,college morning,gmu2012,"[u'#afternoon', u'#collage morning', u'#college', u'#uni', u'#university', u'#manners']",4127,6087,"March 27, 2010"
"A play on the phrase ""pencil you in"" but adds additional emphasis on the intention of the commitment.",pen you in,erieee,"[u'#pencil you in', u'#commitment', u'#sure commitment', u'#schedule', u'#plan']",4753,2482,"December 14, 2009"
The combination of understanding and agreement. Used when talking about informal commitment.,understandment,Audrey N,"[u'#understanding', u'#agreement', u'#dating', u'#acceptance', u'#commitment']",2263,4827,"October 29, 2007"
The muscle tone one gets from masturbating frequently and rigorously.,Masturbatone,Creative@College,"[u'#masturbation', u'#muscle', u'#penis', u'#jack off', u'#seagulling']",3844,6455,"March 20, 2010"
"1. a male companion; a term used to categorize a male friend with an abiguous characterization of sexual orientation. 
2. a term used to describe a homosexual companion, while remaining free of commitment.",manpanion,kabooom,[],1758,5870,"May 09, 2005"
Big Fucking Deal,BFD,Tyler Kinch,[],10084,2604,"October 16, 2003"
"When you have to call someone back but don't want to talk to them, so you wait until you know they can't talk and leave a voice mail.",Stealth-call,hbdanny,"[u'#stealth', u'#call', u'#bad news', u'#calling', u'#voice mail']",14038,3038,"March 18, 2010"
1. To intentionally misinform using myths and other popular misconceptions.2. Widely held and promoted but false information that has taken on a mythic quality. Misinformation.,Myth-information,Innocent4,"[u'#myth-information', u'#mythinformation', u'#mythformation', u'#misinformation', u'#misinform', u'#lie', u'#false witness', u'#health care reform', u'#mislead', u'#creationism', u'#9-11']",6064,4604,"August 27, 2009"
"A party where guests wear the the colors of the traffic signal to denote their relationship status: green means they're single, red means they're taken, and yellow means their relationship status is ""complicated""",stoplight party,Dave Harris,"[u'#singles', u'#stoplight party', u'#stop light party', u'#party ideas', u'#college parties']",8763,1869,"November 04, 2007"
"Sarcastic phrase; used with the directionally challenged to make them aware of their error.
 ",your other left,nuzach,"[u'#left', u'#right', u'#directions', u'#navigation', u'#maps', u'#turns']",12285,963,"September 27, 2005"
"A person who has been vaguely exposed to sex, drugs, profanities and doesnt have a tight grasp on reality.",Virgin Ears,Elena,[],8606,1622,"February 28, 2005"
"Opposite of multitasker, a singletasker is one who only takes upon one task at a time, and follows it through to completion. Often used sardonically when someone is bragging about their supreme multitasking skills.",singletasker,TallGreg,"[u'#singletask', u'#singletasking', u'#single-task', u'#single-tasking', u'#single-tasker']",6108,1287,"November 18, 2009"
A patch of hair grown on the chin that looks like a chin strap for a football helmet. Similar to a goatee.,chin strap,Michael Eric Brown,[],4095,1675,"May 27, 2005"
Where people go to avoid a future addiction.,pre-hab,Adam Torbjörnsson,"[u'#rehab', u'#amy whinehouse', u'#britney spears', u'#pre-hab', u'#addiction']",4606,2760,"April 20, 2008"
Fuck OUR Livesalso see FML,FOL,Steve Rockahoe,"[u'#fuck my life', u'#fml', u'#fol', u'#fuck our lives', u'#fuck']",2654,7118,"May 03, 2009"
The time of the day where a digital clock reads 3:14.,Pi Time,DOAREK,"[u'#pie time', u'#pie', u'#pi', u'#cake time', u'#time for pie']",11128,2526,"July 28, 2009"
Time of day (usually late afternoon to early evening) at which drinking a beer becomes necessary.,beer thirty,nihilistic0,[],7435,2304,"March 12, 2004"
So unbelievably close to sheer insanity that one word cannot express the sentiment alone.,cray cray,Mateo the Wise,"[u'#cray-cray', u'#fucked-up', u'#insanity', u'#psychopathia', u'#drug abuse']",1687,9430,"July 26, 2006"
An airliner that flies between two high-tech cities.  It is likely that the majority of the passengers will be nerds.,Nerd Bird,Lumpy76,"[u'#nerd berd', u'#geek rocket', u'#vomit comet', u'#dork stork', u'#virgin-liner']",2510,7932,"December 07, 2005"
To sum up a discussion composed largely of useless bullshit.,recrap,B. S. ,"[u'#crap', u'#bullshit', u'#recap', u'#summarize', u'#sum up']",10303,1594,"August 28, 2007"
an acceptable level of intoxication for business situations.,Business Buzzed,Joshtown,"[u'#buzz', u'#buzzed', u'#business', u'#work', u'#happy hour 2.0']",6293,1368,"March 05, 2010"
"The emptiness you feel in your stomach in the middle of the night, usually while watching commercials for pizza or Burger King.",Midnight Munchies,Bill Tregen,"[u'#food', u'#munchies', u'#midnight snack', u'#bk', u'#pizza']",7052,1494,"March 05, 2010"
"When someone is so concerned about toilet seat germs, they cover the seat with half a roll of toilet paper, leaving it to appear like it has been mummified.",Toilet Mummy,naterooni,"[u'#toilet', u'#mummy', u'#toilet paper', u'#torlet mummy', u'#mummified']",8798,1916,"July 23, 2008"
to fall while skiing or snowboarding and leaving a trail of gear behind them,yardsale,Eternity,[],6894,2435,"May 28, 2003"
To unintentionally demean one's self. To unthinkingly place one's self in an unflattering light.,self-defecating,Chicagodmt,"[u'#unintentional self disparagement', u""#showcasing one's ignorance"", u'#playing the fool', u'#stepping on your own toes', u""#making one's standing worse by one's own hand""]",2117,5131,"June 11, 2009"
Photoshopped; manipulated with an image editor,shopped,frothe,"[u'#photoshop', u'#photoshopped', u'#shop', u'#shapped', u'#shoppd']",6666,1712,"March 30, 2008"
An internet holiday on every third of March. You refer to yourself in the third person.,Talk in Third Person Day,bhavik15,"[u'#talk', u'#holidays', u'#third person', u'#third', u'#person', u'#internet', u'#holiday']",3497,5751,"November 04, 2009"
"When you crack your iPhone screen for some reason, but you just keep using it since it still works. It is free to get this app but if you want to get rid of it, you need to pay around $70 to get it fixed.",Cracked Screen App,Anusman2009,"[u'#iphone', u'#drunk', u'#intoxicated', u'#party', u'#apple']",3,0,"January 28, 2010"
"A phrase mentioned by Admiral Ackbar in ""Return of the Jedi"", in which states the obvious: The Rebel fleet fell under a trap set up by the Imperial Navy. Now used in several message boards as a multi-purpose phrase",It's a Trap,the somewhereman,"[u""#it's a trap"", u'#admiral', u'#ackbar', u""#it's"", u'#trap']",7613,2266,"January 11, 2006"
Phrase used before one inadvertently says something that sounds stalkerish on Facebook.,No stalk,Maximum Carter,"[u'#stalk', u'#facebook', u'#myspace', u'#social', u'#network']",4852,3235,"February 26, 2010"
"To go through relationships rapidly, to be promiscuous.Derives from Chatroulette, where the F9 key brings another chat-partner up.",F9,PostHaste,"[u'#wanton', u'#promiscuous', u'#manwhore', u'#slut', u'#ex-to-next']",2208,6151,"February 23, 2010"
"Investor slang; a brief recovery in the price of a falling stock. Term is derived from the idea that ""even a dead cat will bounce if it falls from a great height.""",dead cat bounce,frick1,"[u'#wallstreet', u'#money', u'#stock', u'#investing', u'#investor', u'#cnbc', u'#cramer', u'#neocon']",3310,3414,"February 24, 2010"
Also known as 'BBF'; a friend whom you have very little in common with and you act on your best-behavior when you're with.A best-behavior friend does not typically know the extent of your true character or transgressions because you misrepresent the truth to make yourself look good or innocent. A person with a best-behavior friendship may see the friendship as important or long-standing and so lying about situations or leaving out key facts becomes common.,Best-Behavior Friend,johnne-boy,"[u'#bbf', u'#sex', u'#lies', u'#lying', u'#liar', u'#behavior', u'#friend']",7140,1395,"February 21, 2010"
The practice of distracting others in a manner assuring that neither party gets any work done.,Mutually Assured Distraction,Big South,"[u'#distraction', u'#procratinating', u'#bored', u'#facebook', u'#chat']",5471,1491,"February 22, 2010"
"A disruption of the normal thought process, normally by an external distraction. This occurs most often at times where mental focus is a necessity. Cognitus interruptus sometimes leads to procrastination, leading to further cognitus interruptus and creating a cycle. Not to be confused with coitus interruptus, which is something entirely different.",cognitus interruptus,Fish Fooood,"[u'#think', u'#forget', u'#distraction', u'#procrastination', u'#stupid']",4155,1508,"February 19, 2010"
When your ripped six pack is covered by a thick layer of fat.,stealth abs,klacebo,"[u'#beer belly', u'#six pack', u'#spare tire', u'#jelly belly', u'#fat pack']",14809,1263,"January 21, 2010"
The child of a Baby Boomer.,echo boomer,BartzieBoy ,"[u'#child', u'#babyboomer', u'#boomkids', u'#kids', u'#progeny']",1645,7408,"January 29, 2008"
"A reply posted when someone puts a status on facebook, myspace, etc. Sarcastically shows that you care, and are going to write the status down in a notebook, when you really dont care at all about the status.",Noted.,12_mrwebster_12,"[u'#jotted', u'#recorded', u'#written down', u'#written in notebook', u'#saved']",6832,1737,"December 08, 2009"
"The sensation you get that you will abruptly fall asleep at any moment during the day due to trying to watch as much of the Olympics as you can the night prior, causing you to stay up way too late. A seasonal disorder, occuring in winter or summer only, and is of brief duration (around 2 weeks), and usually occurs in even numbered years. VCR, TiVO or other recording device is the only known remedy.",Olympic Narcolepsy,PainDoc,"[u'#narcolepsy', u'#sleep', u'#olympics', u'#stimulants', u'#drooling']",4166,3298,"February 17, 2010"
"To exude tremendous effort, to try extremely hard.",Balls out,Casey,[],10991,1498,"June 11, 2003"
"It's the perfect response when you haven't been listening at all.It works whether the other person has been saying something funny, or sad, or infuriating, or boring....",that's crazy,hapahacker,"[u'#attention', u""#that's craazy!"", u'#whatever', u'#crazy', u'#boring']",16225,1056,"February 10, 2010"
"When someone won't stop talking (usually about a subject you have no interest in). The talker has verbally forced you to stand there there and listen, even though you have given many clues that you have checked out. Examples: vacant stares, looking at your watch, checking your phone, answering in short one word phrases.",Verbal Handcuffs,pseudonymho,"[u'#stfu', u'#cat lady', u'#word receptacle', u'#shart', u""#tiger's wife mad""]",9599,1130,"February 03, 2010"
"A game played by tired people.  In short, one person yawns and then the other person does.  Should the original yawner yawn twice before the second person yawns once, player one has one point.",yawn pong,James Frohlich,"[u'#games', u'#yawning', u'#tired', u'#play', u'#pong']",5065,4137,"April 11, 2007"
acronym for made for each other,mfeo,bucketball,[],2331,8623,"August 24, 2005"
"A way of giving someone a birthday card without actually giving them a card. Verbal Cards are recited orally and are usually made up on the spot, but can be planned out in advance. They are better than normal cards for many reasons mainly that they can be personalized. The only downfalls to a Verbal Card is that you can't put money in them, and don't have any funny pictures. They can however include singing.",Verbal Card,Kaymanithink,"[u'#birthday', u'#card', u'#true love', u'#anniversary', u'#easy']",1801,6681,"July 25, 2009"
A person who does not use profession as criteria for choosing sexual partners,Jack off all trades,michaelstripe,"[u'#wank', u'#equal opportunities lay', u'#jack of all trades', u'#sex', u'#promiscuity']",1973,8321,"November 15, 2007"
"(v.) The act of sharing a piece of food from oposite ends similar to the spaghetti scene in the famous Disney movie, ""Lady and the Tramp.""(v.) Eating opposite ends of a food until both partners meet in the middle.",Lady and the Tramp it,d_fresh,"[u'#lady', u'#tramp', u'#share', u'#eat', u'#eating', u'#food', u'#middle', u'#spaghetti']",3189,6476,"January 09, 2010"
Crib notes written on a public speaker's hand in order to remind him or her what to say during a speech or interview.,Redneck Teleprompter,TedIII,"[u'#teleprompter', u'#crib notes', u'#cheat notes', u'#hypocracy', u'#sarah palin']",11560,3194,"February 08, 2010"
"snow + apocalypse = snowpocalypse
 When weathermen predict large amounts of snowfall in a short period of time.",snowpocalypse,Double JJ Jimbo Jones,"[u'#snow', u'#weather', u'#crazy', u'#traffic', u'#blizzard', u'#snowman']",7554,2578,"January 29, 2009"
a daze you find yourself in due to it being Monday,mondaze,luv24328,"[u'#mondays', u'#daze', u'#airhead', u'#confused', u'#euphoric']",10095,1282,"August 09, 2009"
"When you watch too much football on your LCD big-screen. Can apply to other sports or programming in which you sit, staring at it for hours. Known to have negative effects on you health.",LCD Trip,TheCookieThief,"[u'#lcd trip', u'#lsd trip', u'#big screen tv', u'#joe sixpack', u'#football']",1990,6271,"May 04, 2009"
"One of the options for ""Relationship Status"" on Facebook.  Refers to a couple in an ambiguous state between ""friends"" and ""in a relationship"".  May also be used to indicate dissatisfaction with an existing relationship.",It's complicated,Dan04,"[u'#semi-boyfriend', u'#semi-girlfriend', u'#dtr', u'#relationship', u'#facebook']",8927,1510,"October 04, 2007"
when you're so drunk that you're texts are unreadable,slurring your text,extra_pickly_pickles,"[u'#drunk', u'#texting', u'#sober', u'#slurred', u'#texts']",9268,1546,"January 29, 2010"
"To look up your own name on Urban Dictionary, either for definition or myspace useage.",Urbaning,aarongance,"[u'#myspace', u'#definition', u'#urban', u'#dictionary', u'#online', u'#net', u'#surf']",7948,5309,"August 09, 2008"
"An intentionally vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what's going on, or is possibly a cry for help.",Vaguebooking,elbandidomaximo,"[u'#status updates', u'#facebook', u'#myspace', u'#facebooking', u'#networking']",12161,1825,"February 19, 2009"
Mumbling the answer to a question in hopes that the questioner won't hear or understand an answer that may get you in trouble.,evasive mumbling,Fat Atheist,"[u'#evasive', u'#mumbling', u'#better off ted', u'#quiet answers', u'#under your breath']",6876,1138,"January 20, 2010"
"1. A new perjorative term for Wall Street executives who raked in huge bonuses while plunging the world into economic chaos. 
 2. A financial advisor who sells Wall Street products on commission.",Street Creep,Peter Kobs,"[u'#wall street', u'#banking', u'#investments', u'#stock market', u'#stockbroker', u'#executives', u'#tarp', u'#bailout']",3615,2718,"February 10, 2009"
A phrase usually indicating that the speaker has absolutely no idea how to answer said question. Often used to stall for time.,that's a good question,Shen,[],9166,985,"June 28, 2004"
Giving the time to someone means having sexual intercourse with that person.,the time,Amerz,"[u'#giving the time', u'#the time', u'#time', u'#sex', u'#intercourse']",5023,2526,"August 24, 2006"
"The 4-hour period of time that you cannot drive or function in society due to playing Grand Theft Auto. You may have the intention to steal a car, kill innocent people, and/or drive recklessly.",Grand Theft Impairment,andytheslash,"[u'#grand theft impairment', u'#grand theft auto', u'#gta', u'#grand', u'#theft']",6017,3004,"January 24, 2010"
A long horizontal smear on the bottom of your Iphone caused from answering a call using the slide bar with a greasy finger.,iSmear,Toffeemon,"[u'#iphone', u'#greasy', u'#finger', u'#mark', u'#dirt']",4077,4563,"January 03, 2010"
"shortly after one person in the group brings out their iphone, the rest follow suit, ultimately ending all conversation and eye contact.",iphone effect,jecole14,"[u'#iphone', u'#conversation', u'#drinks', u'#dinner', u'#facebook']",8578,1401,"November 09, 2009"
The act of two persons using their mouths to perform sexual intercourse.These two persons can be of the same or opposite sex but they are rarely a married couple.,oral sex,Cheerleader Fucker,[],15294,8314,"August 25, 2004"
Something or someone who literally sucks your time like a vampire sucks blood. ,time vampire,Bob Box,"[u'#wast of time', u'#time wasters', u'#vortex of time', u'#time black hole', u'#school']",7799,1529,"February 22, 2009"
Similar to a carbon offset. Involves bringing a girl/girls to a party to increase your chances of getting in by negating the effect of another guy in the place.,Dick Offset,VoytekTumanov,"[u'#dick', u'#girl', u'#bitches', u'#party', u'#sausage fest']",6219,1905,"January 22, 2010"
A woman who is married.,hyphenated,SS4417,"[u'#married', u'#engaged', u'#relationship', u'#single', u'#divorced']",1738,7582,"September 06, 2009"
"When someone retires from a legendary television franchise, passes the torch to a worthy successor. Then he gets bored and starts a new show which sucks and then asks for their old job back by firing the successor.",Leno Giver,tas46064,"[u'#jay leno', u'#douche bag', u""#conan o'brien"", u'#the tonight show', u'#talk show', u'#nbc']",16512,10388,"January 13, 2010"
"When a woman wears a pair of tight jeans that makes her flab spill out over the waistband, just like the top of a muffin sits over the edge of the paper case.",muffin top,Kifujin,[],20651,1771,"February 10, 2005"
The responsibilities of a boyfriend/husband to his girlfriend/wife to make attempts and succeed at seducing his mate.,Seduciary Responsibility,fiftydeep,"[u'#seduction', u'#relationship', u'#romance', u'#seduce', u'#love']",2653,4587,"April 27, 2009"
"Someone who texts on their cellphone in really inappropriate places, like movie theatres, concerts, plays, or during sex.",text-hole,shootandrun,"[u'#text', u'#cell', u'#cellphone', u'#sex', u'#movie', u'#film', u'#play', u'#concert', u'#music', u'#annoy', u'#obnoxious']",7714,2283,"August 14, 2007"
Person who receives multiple degrees and keeps taking courses instead of holding a profession related to the degrees earned.  Can be a compliment or an insult depending on the speaker.,professional student,ignor,[],6936,903,"September 29, 2004"
a refrigeration unit or freezer that resides in the garage,guinea fridge,muffhead,"[u'#fridge', u'#guinea', u'#italian', u'#manicotti', u'#refrigerator']",1595,6477,"December 13, 2009"
"The need or desire to use the same towel each time after showering. This may be a favorite towel with sentimental value, or the beach sized one that covers all your parts. This condition is frequently only suffered by one member of a family, causing much frustration upon finding that someone else has used ""your"" towel.",Towel permanence,Apanda,"[u'#towel', u'#obsessive', u'#shower', u'#washcloth', u'#share']",3573,4836,"January 04, 2010"
Funny play on words used by successful management types. Can be combined with finger guns for the ultimate combo.,working hard or hardly working,dunderscott,"[u'#work', u'#fun', u'#awesome', u'#hardly working', u'#lazy']",8635,1646,"January 04, 2010"
"Sex only on Anniversaries, Birthdays and Christmas",abc sex,sandraooh,"[u'#sex', u'#married', u'#bored', u'#consumation', u'#denied']",26765,10191,"May 03, 2006"
"Abbreviation of ""For me to poop on.""  Popularised by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog of ""Late Night with Conan O'Brian"" fame.",FMTPO,Ryan Darius Partovi,"[u'#triumph', u'#poop', u'#conan', u'#not', u'#sarcasm']",1618,6506,"March 05, 2006"
"Describing someone who gives a bad first impression but is actually a good person. Someone who doesn't appear to be competent, yet is extremely capable at what he/she does. ","Good lenses, bad frames",Carollafan2,"[u'#capable', u'#spastic', u'#unattractive', u'#competent', u'#handsome', u'#pretty']",7959,1716,"April 10, 2009"
when one is in a desperate need for a siesta because they become extremely tired in the afternoon and coffee isn't cutting it any longer.,mid-day crisis,belikecat,"[u'#siesta', u'#mid day', u'#afternoon', u'#fatigue', u'#sleepy']",6959,1179,"January 09, 2010"
A movie rentals-by-mail service for squirrels,Nutflix,orijimi,"[u'#nutflix', u'#diggnation', u'#netflix digg', u'#alex albrecht', u'#kevin rose']",2174,16796,"June 10, 2006"
"To ""call it a day"" at work so you can go party.",Clock Out With My Cock Out,StupidExpressions.com,"[u'#rock out with my cock out', u'#rock out with your cock out', u'#hang out with your wang out', u'#hang out with my wang out', u'#jam out with my clam out']",5087,7469,"October 01, 2009"
"As opposed to a blind date, where you have no idea what the other person looks like, a nearsighted date is one where you've seen a photo or chatted via web cam before meeting in person.
This can often lead to disappointment if one person or the other has supplied misleading documentation.",Nearsighted Date,bunn28,"[u'#blind date', u'#date', u'#farsighted date', u'#facebook date', u'#web date']",7027,1799,"January 04, 2010"
"When people are still saying Happy New Year, even though it's already a week after the new year.",Happy Late Year,sadohawofhoqw,"[u'#happy', u'#new', u'#year', u'#2010', u'#january', u'#people', u'#dumb', u'#annoying', u'#funny', u'#werid', u'#penis']",1657,8283,"January 05, 2010"
A time period that lags behind real time; that is created by letting the tivo build up enough to skip commercials.,tivo timezone,NCdubmixer,"[u'#tivo', u'#pause', u'#tv', u'#time', u'#zone', u'#timezone']",5133,1850,"January 04, 2010"
When you come back to school or work from your vacation and you can't remember what you did before your vacation.,vacation amnesia,RocketPower10,"[u'#vacation', u'#school', u'#work', u'#amnesia', u'#working']",8638,1175,"January 03, 2010"
"When there is so much work piled on your or your desk, movement from out from under it is nearly impossible.",work avalanche,mollygoodhead,"[u'#work', u'#excessive', u'#trainload', u'#crushing amounts', u'#memo snow']",3966,1924,"December 25, 2009"
"When you're at a party and all you really want is to get some guacamole dip and chips, but one of your fellow party-goers is drunkingly blocking your path to the guac.",Guac-blocked,LRob,"[u'#guac', u'#blocked', u'#guacamole', u'#chips', u'#snacks', u'#party']",4972,6882,"September 10, 2007"
"A painfully annoying song that gets stuck in your head, in extreme cases, impeding everyday tasks.",Head Splinter,TC99,"[u'#mind', u'#head', u'#splinter', u'#stuck', u'#annoying']",5160,2908,"December 26, 2009"
An abbreviation of the year 2010 from the Roman numerical system (K meaning 1000 and X meaning 10).,2KX,2KX,"[u'#2k8', u'#2k9', u'#year', u'#2010', u'#roman', u'#numerals']",3392,8327,"March 04, 2009"
Counting down towards the new years together over the phone (cell) when physically not able to be together due to distance or circumstances. ,telecountdown ,Car Sun-,"[u'#countdown', u'#new years', u'#new years eve', u'#together', u'#distence']",1582,6404,"December 31, 2008"
"When Christmas really lasts 8 days because the presents take longer to deliver from Amazon.com than anticipated by the purchaser. This is often caused by the reckless use of Super Saver Shipping on items which were bought on Christmas Eve. As a result, the presents are received in small amounts each day over an 8 day period, similar to Hanukkah.",Amazonukkah,Snarky Puppy,"[u'#amazon', u'#christmas', u'#hanukkah', u'#procrastination', u'#holidays', u'#presents', u'#toys']",8469,1753,"December 28, 2009"
When you go to watch a quick 30 second video on YouTube and regain consciousness hours later having jumped from interesting video to interesting video.Similar to a wikipedian loop or 'WikiComa',YouTube Loop,peanutismint,"[u'#youtube', u'#loop', u'#procrastination', u'#videos', u'#wikipedian loop']",11523,1185,"December 26, 2009"
The incredible letdown some folks experience when they realize Christmas is over,postsantum depression,OldFart77,"[u'#blues', u'#holiday', u'#letdown', u'#irritable', u'#missing']",3760,2520,"December 26, 2009"
"The period of time after Christmas and New Years where the clothes you wore prior to the holidays that fit well, all of a sudden are a little tighter than they should be.",christmas tight,Josh Aronoff,"[u'#christmas', u'#tight', u'#christmas tight', u'#clothes', u'#clothing', u'#fat']",3159,3177,"January 02, 2008"
Gastrointestinal woes following a night of holiday overindulgence,Jingle Bowels,JROA,"[u'#diarrhea', u'#vomiting', u'#porcelain god', u'#holidays', u'#christmas']",6100,1205,"December 21, 2006"
the act of putting christmas decoration reindeer into various sexual positions.,reindeer gaming,steve,[],6344,1481,"December 20, 2004"
The gap in wrapping paper or uncovered portion of a gift usually found on the bottom of the box.  May result from the gift wrapper running out of paper or cutting gift wrap too small to cover the entire package.,gift crack,gmoney63,"[u'#butt crack', u'#crack', u'#crackage', u""#plumber's crack"", u'#coin slot']",4936,1337,"December 21, 2008"
"The day before Christmas Eve, 2 days before Christmas.",Christmas Eve Eve,IBKTMC,"[u'#christmas eve', u'#christmas', u'#holiday', u'#santa', u'#shopping']",6876,2178,"December 23, 2006"
fear of too many santa clauses,santaclaustrophobia,jamesviloria,"[u'#santa-claustrophobia', u'#santa clause', u'#santa claus', u'#claustrophobia', u'#santas']",2882,4503,"July 11, 2008"
A person who adds their name to a gift tag in order to claim partial credit for giving the gift.,Gift Parasite,Bird Turggler,"[u'#gift jacking', u'#cogifting', u'#present', u'#gift peresite', u'#christmas']",7838,842,"November 23, 2009"
"Someone who continues to subject themselves to Christmas activities -- Secret Santa, carolling, etc. -- despite feeling painfully awkward at the event.  ",Christmasochist,Santastic,"[u'#christmas', u'#x-mas', u'#xmas', u'#holiday', u'#winter']",3572,1969,"December 20, 2007"
"The primary holiday celebrated in capitalist cultures.  Generally observed around the winter solstice, Cashmas is a celebration of materialism in which its celebrants attempt to flatter or impress relatives, friends, and acquaintances with the extent of their purchasing power.  (The ""power to get"".)  Cashmas co-opts signs, symbols, and sympathies from other religious holidays of the winter season to mask its foundation of conspicuous consumption.  In the United States, where the holiday is most actively observed, Cashmas traditionally begins on ""Black Friday"", that is, the day following Thanksgiving Thursday in November.  Holiday observations traditionally end on January 2nd, but may arguably be said to extend through ""Super Bowl Sunday"" of professional American football.  This event can occur as late as the month of February.
 Also ""$mas"".",Cashmas,Jim Strider,"[u'#$mas', u'#xmas', u'#x-mas', u'#christmas', u'#hannukah', u'#channukah', u'#kwanzaa', u'#solstice', u'#holiday', u'#thanksgiving']",5690,1864,"December 10, 2007"
"A phrase popular among first year Latin students, the phrase means ""always wear underwear."" The literal translation is ""always where under where.""",Semper Ubi Sub Ubi,akork,"[u'#lansdale catholic', u'#latin', u'#pope', u'#underwear', u'#foreign language']",3147,4232,"November 09, 2006"
"A seemingly generous present that will benefit the giver as much as the receiver.On an old Chipmunks Christmas album, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore give Dave a gift. He's overwhelmed with their generosity until he discovers it's an empty bag, which the Chipmunks say is for him to fill with presents and give back to them.",Chipmunk gift,Amarantha10,"[u'#present', u'#chipmunk', u'#gift', u'#selfish', u'#generosity', u'#generous', u'#poser', u'#fake', u'#grinch']",4116,1916,"December 19, 2005"
"When traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along -- and then suddenly everyone returns to normal high speeds without passing an accident, stalled car, or road construction.",immaculate congestion,JudyDavid,"[u'#traffic jam', u'#gridlock', u'#traffic back-up', u'#bumper-to-bumper', u'#immaculate conception']",6736,979,"August 07, 2009"
noun:  a pornographic Christmas ornament.,pornament,Katie Oh!,"[u'#pornographic', u'#ornaments', u'#wwjnd', u'#anti-christmas', u'#bah humbug']",6638,2820,"December 04, 2006"
the act of being so angry at someone that you find the item they cherish most and beat them with it.,tiger's wife mad,themudking,"[u'#sports', u'#fight', u'#mad', u'#angry', u'#beat', u'#wife', u'#tiger', u'#cherish', u""#tiger's"", u'#tigers']",8504,2617,"November 30, 2009"
"The feeling of being overworked, underappreciated and like you don't exist to others during the holidays while in actuality the season's success depends on you.The sense of being 3 feet small when others would view you in high stature if they realized all you do to make the holiday's happen.",Elf-Esteem,youknowyadayada,"[u'#self-esteem', u'#elves', u'#elf', u'#christmas blues', u'#self-worth', u'#bah humbug', u'#humbug']",4657,1631,"December 11, 2009"
"Something that could have been told in a more concise way but is dragged out because the teller doesn't know how to tell a story. It's a play on the annoying clarifier, ""Long story short,"" people use to sum up a digression, which really never seems to be that short anyway. So instead you say the opposite.",Short story long,adk132,"[u'#long story short', u'#bores', u'#digressions', u'#stories', u'#interesting.']",6057,927,"December 08, 2009"
"A bank or pile of snow during the colder months of winter, where food or beverage products (namely soda and beer) can be stored. Great for parties.",Canadian Refrigerator,hockeyguy071,"[u'#canadian', u'#cdn', u'#canada', u'#fridge', u'#refrigerator', u'#refridgerator', u'#cooler', u'#beer']",7052,1105,"December 07, 2009"
When the windshield wipers on your car sync up with the music on your car radio.,Wiper Beat,ShangstaGangsta,"[u'#wiperbeat', u'#wiperbeet', u'#wiper beats', u'#windshield wiper beats', u'#windshieldwiper beats']",7196,1511,"August 30, 2009"
"A site where users attempt to mock and explain everyone and thing in life, under the guise of cynical quasi-intellectualism.It should be both noted and ignored, embraced and dismissed, laughed at and revered.",urban dictionary,Nobody0000,"[u'#urbandictionary', u'#urbandictionary.com', u'#urban dictionary.com', u'#urban', u'#dictionary']",19837,3773,"September 16, 2009"
A friendly and common greeting in snowboarder language.,sorry dude,Kate Templar,[],1531,8263,"July 26, 2005"
"The point in a romantic relationship when pictures of the couple begin to appear on Facebook, and or when the relationship status changes to ""In a relationship"".",Face base,Elgebar,"[u'#facebook', u'#relationship', u'#first base', u'#commitment', u'#crush']",4870,3687,"December 05, 2009"
"The lazy, low-commitment version of the booty call  ",booty text,april1,"[u'#booty', u'#text', u'#messaging', u'#lazy', u'#call']",6555,1177,"April 01, 2008"
(verb)- to drop in a photo unexpectedly...to hop in a picture right before it is taken.,photobomb,jervis_star1,"[u'#photobombing', u'#photobombs', u'#photobombed', u'#picture', u'#photo']",8973,1540,"June 27, 2008"
n. The person that is on the receiving side of a one way conversation.,word receptacle,archlich,"[u'#useless', u'#talk at', u'#emotional sponge', u'#emotional dumpster', u'#baggage']",3470,1858,"November 06, 2009"
When a manager comes whizzing through the cubicles to see if you need anything from him/her without stopping to listen to your answer. Way for manager to know what his/her people are doing.,management by driveby,Sun rays with a chill factor,"[u'#management', u'#business', u'#driveby', u'#management by walking around', u'#seagull manager']",3591,1373,"January 18, 2009"
"A large gift a man gives to his wife to appease her after he's had an affair. After sleeping with another women, Kobe Bryant bought his wife a ring that cost as much as a large house.",Kobe Special,marybethjones,"[u'#tiger woods', u'#koby bryant', u'#gold-digger', u'#psycho bitch', u'#golddigger']",7459,1150,"November 29, 2009"
When someone cuts themselves off from the world by not logging on to Facebook or checking their cell phones. Usually occurs after a breakup or a rough work week.Derived from the cell phone setting of the same name in which incoming messages or phone calls cannot be received.,airplane mode,mattalicious,"[u'#airplane', u'#mode', u'#iphone', u'#isolate', u'#isolation', u'#break', u'#up']",7743,1101,"November 23, 2009"
The extra little bit of weight you put on during a period of being on holiday or vacation.,holiday pounds,yobrova,"[u'#holiday', u'#weight', u'#pounds', u'#food', u'#vacation']",4799,1185,"October 12, 2009"
"An unintentional beard started over the 4 day Thanksgiving weekend, where you're too lazy to shave it off monday morning. Usually continues until Christmas or New Year's Day.Also known as a Holiday Beard",Thanksgiving Beard,levarselosmonos,"[u'#holiday beard', u'#turkey beard', u'#christmas beard', u'#playoff beard', u""#new year's beard""]",5388,1228,"November 23, 2009"
"Adj.
 1) A description of a recipe that should not exist for religious reasons, but tastes good anyway. 2) Any cooking done with communion wafers.",sacrelicious,The Cabal,"[u'#sacreligious', u'#heretical food', u'#damned dinner', u'#evil meals', u'#outback steakhouse india']",4702,1960,"April 28, 2008"
a person who can't stop spending money at the mall,shopaholic,Crazi_Chick,"[u'#mall', u'#fashion', u'#abercrombie & fitch', u'#tomboy', u'#ae']",5088,2062,"May 29, 2006"
Farting after eating turkey.,turkey bark,yo mama,[],2930,6774,"October 05, 2004"
"Temporary anxiety caused by the need or want to show off a certain skill in front of a person or group. The skill can usually be attained unless others are watching, causing the stress.",Stress to Impress,Americanhockey1,"[u'#stress', u'#impress', u'#work', u'#anxiety', u'#scared']",5568,1172,"November 22, 2009"
"When a trailer misrepresents the movie it advertises. When you view the actual movie, you see the trailer has nothing to do with the narrative, characters or plot. You are a victim of trailer fraud.",Trailer Fraud,HudsonDuster,"[u'#fraud', u'#con', u'#waste', u'#film', u'#tv']",8829,907,"November 22, 2009"
To follow any type of car for any period of time to watch the tv inside of the car,moviegating,Lary the Bearry,"[u'#carravan', u'#car', u'#van', u'#movie', u'#trailing']",5976,3738,"August 05, 2009"
"A man chair is the chair that men sit in while their partner is shopping for long periods of time. They can be found in almost any clothing or shoe store. What can we, as men do while our gf's or wives are shopping, we can sit in a man chair. ",man chair,Devoniscool,"[u'#bored', u'#annoyed', u'#tired', u'#stressed', u'#overwhelmed']",10912,960,"October 08, 2007"
"A wealthy Chinese philanthropist who paid large sums of money in order to have his name plastered everywhere, so that people would remember who he was.",PED XING,Alb Benavides,"[u'#pedestrian', u'#chinese', u'#philanthropist', u'#xing', u'#pedxing']",6100,6511,"June 29, 2009"
"A visual gimmick used in film and on stage where a person is surprised or taken aback by another's actions or words while drinking, and spits or sputters that liquid.",spit take,Craig 119281,"[u'#acting', u'#spit', u'#doubletake', u'#comedy', u'#take']",5026,1600,"November 08, 2005"
when someone drinks milk very quickly on the day of the expiration date,expiration chug,deez nutz81,"[u'#expiration', u'#milk', u'#chug', u'#drink', u'#date']",6496,1784,"July 10, 2008"
"Adj. a person who breathes so loud, and sounds like Darth Vader while breathing, especially in quiet places.",darth breather,Mosen,"[u'#darth', u'#vader', u'#breathes', u'#so', u'#loud']",8156,1454,"November 16, 2009"
A person that follows/studies political dinosaurs.,Palintologist,Blind Assassin,"[u'#palin', u'#politics', u'#quayle', u'#obama', u'#mccain', u'#palintology']",2514,5878,"July 07, 2009"
A man interested in buying a Harley motorcycle.,Bike-Curious,fubsish,"[u'#fag', u'#south park', u'#bike', u'#motorcycle', u'#harley']",4324,6005,"November 04, 2009"
"A kind of ""sixth sense"" that allows a flamboyantly homosexual man, or masculine homosexual woman, to play up their macho/feminine side upon entering a ""gay-unfriendly"" area.",gaydar detector,dachagalluntum,"[u'#gaydar', u'#gay', u'#radar', u'#homo', u'#homosexual', u'#lesbian', u'#dike', u'#dyke', u'#fag', u'#faggot', u'#flamboyant']",2061,9010,"November 07, 2009"
"When two men have had sex with the same woman/women, they become weiner cousins. This is a bond that can never be broken.",Weiner Cousins,Bloodbath 87,"[u'#weiner cousins', u'#weiner', u'#cousins', u'#weiner cousin', u'#dick cousins', u'#dick cousin', u'#cock cousins', u'#cock cousin']",12286,2322,"April 22, 2009"
"Less intense than the experience of ""blacking out"" when drunk and not remembering portions (or all) of your night, ""browning out"" occurs when you don't remember something until someone brings it up. It's not a complete blackout, but partial, because you remember once someone refreshes you. ",brown out,Jigga Jaime,"[u'#black out', u'#browning out', u'#blacking out', u'#black', u'#brown']",6674,2274,"April 24, 2006"
"A businessman who is looking to buy companies at giveaway prices, as opposed to venture capitalists.",Vulture Capitalist,Harry Food Tech,"[u'#venture capitalist', u'#leach', u'#vulture', u'#scavenger', u'#fire sale']",5018,1890,"May 14, 2009"
One who prevents another from scoring sexually.,cock block,Miss Priss,[],24979,3535,"April 13, 2003"
"adv. Something that happens automatically, but that also has some mysterious, ""magical"" element to it. ""Smart"" appliances, features, etc. that do intelligent things with less help than you might expect.",automagically,The Grammar Nazi,[],6552,1987,"January 13, 2002"
"A person who spends considerable time in indoor pursuits, such as computing, sleeping and watching sports on television.",indoorsman,Sean Boots,[],9073,715,"January 26, 2004"
"When you haven't showered (and don't have time to), but you don't want to go out smelling bad, so you spray yourself with Febreze instead.",Febreze shower,Chef B,"[u'#febreze', u'#febreeze', u'#shower', u'#bath', u'#smell']",9204,1672,"September 15, 2008"
"When your chat client's status ""now playing"" function announces to the world you're watching porn.",Status Malfunction,yellowJZ,"[u'#chat malfunction', u'#im', u'#instant messaging', u'#freudian slip', u'#status']",6191,1451,"November 01, 2009"
"Phrase used to contradict another person's ideas, while making it feel like you have agreed with them.",to your point,shambone,"[u'#point taken', u'#i see your point', u'#to his point', u'#to her point', u'#agree to disagree']",1835,4735,"November 04, 2009"
"During times of pandemic, the common flu is known as Piglet Flu. While less deadly than Swine Flu it still makes you feel like shit. However, because it is not infamous like swine flu you get no respect from having it. So you feel like crap and no one gives a damn because you don't have h1n1.",Piglet Flu,Kaiser123,"[u'#swine flu', u'#death', u'#h1 n1', u'#piglet flu', u'#mexico', u'#flu.']",6528,2702,"May 05, 2009"
"someone who believes that their vast and ultimately unnecessary knowledge of sports makes them a better sports watcher. they will often ridicule, or speak condescendingly towards someone of lesser sports knowledge.",sport snob,sam boosak,"[u'#sports snob', u'#sportsnob', u'#sport elitist', u'#sport-snob', u'#sports-snob']",5370,1502,"November 02, 2009"
"when two cars disregard the right-of-way guidelines they were supposed learn from a driver's manual when they were 16, resulting in both cars to remain motionless at an intersection assuming the other car will make the first move. Usually after about 1o seconds both cars will go at the same time which leads to a firestorm of profanity and/or an accident.",right-of-stay,Olof Carmody,"[u'#postgame', u'#olo', u'#williams', u'#buffle', u'#nut sack kid', u'#goldtop', u'#gold top']",9574,996,"June 12, 2008"
Just Fucking Google it.  You say it when somebody asks a stupid question.,jfgi,abdoo mustafa,"[u'#google', u'#jfgi', u'#search', u'#av', u'#just', u'#fuckin', u'#it']",12090,2196,"November 11, 2006"
"Held in November, this is the month in which people gather together to grow and compare mostaches. Participants begin the month clean shaven and cultivate their mostaches throughout the month. The month climaxes with participants comparing and appeciating each others mostaches in a manly, non gay way.",Movember,Peter Karlos,"[u'#mostache', u'#november', u'#karlos baltrop', u'#tash', u'#mo']",3037,7833,"October 26, 2005"
An embarassing exposure that can be blamed on clothing.,Costume Malfunction,Rachel,[],1581,6274,"February 03, 2004"
when a grown man throws a tantrum when he can't have his way.,mantrum,"Carrie N & Adrienne V. Chicago, IL.","[u'#tantrum', u'#anger management', u'#pouting', u'#fussing', u'#unhappy']",9334,1251,"January 02, 2006"
A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.,no offense,bryan,[],15256,895,"September 11, 2004"
"A very deep sleep where you are unable to hear telephones, text messages, and even the Air Force.Named to honor the two fine pilots from Northwest Airlines and there little ""in flight snooze""",Northwest Nap,msch2,"[u'#airline', u'#nap', u'#sleep', u'#northwest', u'#pilot']",8014,1533,"October 26, 2009"
"A person obsessed with the minutiae of bartending practices and traditions, especially regarding the preparation of mixed drinks.",cocktail weenie,MichaelB67,"[u'#mixology', u'#cocktail', u'#cocktail revival', u'#bartending', u'#bar chef', u'#mixed drink', u'#alcohol', u'#algonquin hotel', u'#pegu club']",1678,4399,"October 04, 2009"
Also an expression requently used by stoners and hippies for something of high quality.,Dank,Casey,[],19574,7817,"April 19, 2005"
Work-safe and broadcast-safe synonym of bullshit.,bullshine,Billy-Bob-Benton,"[u'#mario', u'#marconi', u'#bullshit', u'#bullshine', u'#big', u'#brother', u'#9']",1522,6381,"June 30, 2008"
"A people voice is the voice that someone uses when talking to people who aren't their friends.  This voice is automatically happy, nicer and sweeter than their normal voice.  It is also often more high pitched.  This is often the voice people use when answering a telephone or when working in retail.  Similiar to the girlfriend voice.",people voice,LizzieBizzy,"[u'#voice', u'#people', u'#girlfriend voice', u'#retail', u'#telemarketer']",8651,857,"October 29, 2007"
"That friend that always sends you a meaningless text after the obvious end of a text conversation, just to get the last text.  They do this while totally oblivious to their uncontrollable habit. ",last texter,rebl girl,"[u'#texting', u'#pet peeves', u'#txt', u'#final text', u'#habit']",7768,977,"January 27, 2009"
Fatigue which is used as an excuse when one does not want to perform undesirable tasks such as work.,Selective Fatigue Syndrome,viking maiden,"[u'#fatigue', u'#chronic', u'#lazy', u'#syndrome', u'#selective']",6204,1047,"October 20, 2009"
"A tired metaphor for the different tasks a single person in a particular occupation is responsible for performing, primarily employed by stupid, annoying, pretentious people. Avoid these people if you can.",different hats,Bourbon Diction Andy,"[u'#different', u'#hats', u'#annoying', u'#pretentious', u'#assholes']",1779,4040,"October 14, 2009"
Having a crush on a cougar.  See cougar.,cougar crush,tcufrog08,"[u'#cougar', u'#cougarlicious', u'#milf', u'#puma', u'#old', u'#panther', u'#woman', u'#chick', u'#crush', u'#cougar hunger', u'#cougar hunting', u'#cougar bait', u'#half-your-age-plus-seven', u'#coyote ugly', u'#hookup', u'#drunk', u'#double bagger', u'#patriotic ugly', u'#one bagger', u'#tripple bagger', u'#infatuation', u'#desire', u'#obsession', u'#hot mamma', u'#hot mom', u'#butterface', u'#bar scum', u'#bar star', u'#manther']",2872,3689,"April 14, 2008"
Label given to any person who craves attention to such an extent that they will do anything to receive it. The type of attention (negative or positive) does not matter.,attention whore,Jonny_B,[],15526,1353,"May 09, 2003"
"A slang term used to explain the phenomenon during which a fiercly heterosexual male achieves an erection (or, ""boner"") for or while in the company of one of his male friends (or, ""bros""). This may only occur while engaging in all-male activities, particularly those which include feats of strength or displays of hyper-masculinity. Upon achieving a broner, the man in question is often known to exclaim, ""dude, suck that shit!"" or ""meet me in the shower.""",broner,Delongpre Dannon,"[u'#mandate', u'#gay', u'#fiercly heterosexual', u'#totally not gay', u'#elephant', u'#friend', u'#frat brother', u'#fraternity', u'#best buds', u""#dude, don't call me gay, what the fuck?""]",7245,3285,"February 03, 2007"
cleavage visible from the part of the shirt that covers the bottom of the female breasts,underboob,The Return of Light Joker,"[u'#boobs', u'#neathage', u'#under-boob', u'#under boob', u'#underboobs', u'#sideboob']",6911,1613,"March 20, 2009"
Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.,Procrasturbating,The Middle Man,[],18723,2028,"January 29, 2003"
the feeling on a woman's legs as a result of not having shaved.,cactus legs,shinney,"[u'#legs', u'#woman', u'#sex', u'#feeling', u'#shaved']",6858,1827,"October 08, 2009"
"Singing along with music in a car, especially loudly and passionately.",Caraoke,Doctor Science,"[u'#karaoke', u'#car', u'#singing', u'#carioke', u'#performance']",7206,1420,"May 25, 2008"
A crush on a FB friend is characterized by the unexplainable urge to revisit the friend's Photos tab repeatedly and checking to see if other friends have written new messages on their Wall. Usually afflicts users who are only somewhat acquainted.,Facebook crush,brooklyncat,"[u'#fb', u'#like', u'#desire', u'#flame', u'#puppy love']",7303,1432,"May 11, 2009"
Sore neck as a result of headbanging at a metal concert.,bangover,Funeral in Fame,"[u'#bangover', u'#headbang', u'#mosh', u'#mosh pit', u'#pantera']",6634,3335,"February 26, 2006"
"The act of remembering, with or without success, a night of inebriation.",remembeer,Ph. D,"[u'#drunk', u'#beer', u'#hangover', u'#alcoholic', u'#headache', u'#hammered', u'#liquor', u'#booze', u'#hung over']",1545,7074,"September 20, 2009"
Acronym for give me a second.,GMAS,DramaMoose,"[u'#iab', u'#ias', u'#gmam', u'#time savers', u'#acronyms']",2746,5946,"December 12, 2008"
Surfing for porn and getting bombarded with pop-up windows.,porn storm,Herb N. Dictionary,[],9790,1398,"October 25, 2002"
1. Someone who owns too many shoes.2. Like a bag hag but obsessed with shoes.,shoe whore,Bag Hag,"[u'#shoe', u'#whore', u'#foot', u'#bag', u'#hag']",6535,1602,"July 30, 2005"
"When it feels like everyone you know is at a bar, club, or pub, so you could do a roll call like back at school.People may optionally call out to all their mates, lads, hoods, bros, crew, etc one by one like at school roll call.Similar concept occurs when teachers go out at night and see all of their current or former students out at the same venue.",call the roll,chalkie22,"[u'#roll', u'#drinks', u'#pub', u'#club', u'#teacher', u'#call', u'#hood', u'#posse']",1119,7668,"October 04, 2009"
When you sleep with a figure of authority in order to move higher up whatever ladder you are on.,bedding the rules,Sgt. Salt,"[u'#bending the rules', u'#slut', u'#monica lewinsky', u'#bed the rules', u'#bedding']",2586,4685,"October 04, 2009"
"A phrase used by a spouse or significant other who is incapable of admitting they find another person truly handsome, beautiful, or sexually attractive.",objectively attractive,The Pig Farmer's Grandson,"[u'#gorgeous', u'#sexual', u'#abjectively attractive', u'#good-loking', u'#better-loking', u'#interesting', u'#potentilly orgasmic']",4885,2027,"October 03, 2009"
"When someone accidentally farts and is embarrased, you should, if you have one ready, let one fly as well.  This is a courtesy fart.
This is an opportune time for you to release since then the two fart smells will interfere and no one will discover how unbelievibly nasty your ass is.",courtesy fart,RFenyman,"[u'#fart', u'#courtesy flush', u'#shart', u'#let one fly', u'#toot']",11790,1769,"April 18, 2006"
"a slightly less (or more) dick way of saying ""no fucking way.""",maybe later,ACNY,"[u'#dick', u'#mean', u'#refusal', u'#rejection', u'#reply']",11966,1029,"January 22, 2008"
"Something as yet undefinable is wrong, out of place; not quite right.",hinky,tradesman,[],4549,2808,"April 04, 2003"
When a person keeps interrupting a conversation and can't keep their mouth shut.,Restless Lip Syndrome,HB Brother From Another Mother,"[u'#duct tape', u'#annoying', u'#ear plugs', u'#loud', u'#barker']",7374,1203,"September 29, 2009"
"The act of getting a book out on the train, tube bus or plane in order to avoid talking to the person next to you. Substitutes include a newspaper, phone or iPod.",The book off,0xxMillyxx0,"[u'#avoid', u'#ignore', u'#annoying', u'#ugly', u'#shut up']",6054,1254,"September 20, 2009"
"Looking back on a tattoo you got when you were younger, or thought would be cool at the time, you realize the tattoo is stupid and wish you had never gotten it in the first place.",Tattoo Remorse,JoeyJr.,"[u'#tattoo', u'#bandana', u'#youth', u'#metalhead', u'#remorse']",5833,1128,"September 20, 2009"
The real-world equivalent of microblogging. Stopping by to talk to someone for 140 seconds or less.,microvisit,mmia2,"[u'#micro-visit', u'#micro-blogging', u'#microvisiting', u'#microvisited', u'#stop by', u'#drop in', u'#pop in']",1879,4957,"September 25, 2009"
"The script of a pornographic movie.
",anuscript,Annie TB,"[u'#porn', u'#dialogue', u'#script', u'#anus', u'#writing']",1670,6384,"March 28, 2008"
"A crime commited while under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. High crimes are usually fairly harmless and poorly thought out. They are met with regret or a completely loss of memory of their occurance the next day. Victims of these crimes are usually perplexed as to why they were targeted. Vandialism, theft, and verbal/physical assult are most common.",High Crime,BuBrave2009,"[u'#high', u'#crime', u'#theft', u'#assault', u'#alcohol']",3170,2874,"September 16, 2009"
Noun. to raise your voice or accentuate part of a sentence to stress significance as you would while typing in the digital world.,Upper Case voice,youknowyadayada,"[u'#voice', u'#yell', u'#shout', u'#accentuate', u'#cap lock']",5939,1720,"September 23, 2009"
"Someone who spends their time searching medical websites for diseases they convince themselves they actually have
 Similiar to a hyperchondriac",cyberchondriac,el,[],7523,865,"January 07, 2005"
"A non-existent word coined by corporate advertising, marketing and business drones to make their work sound far more useful, exciting and beneficial to humanity than it really is.  This term is most frequently used in ""team building"" seminars and conferences in which said drones discuss the most effective ways to convince consumer zombies to purchase crap they clearly do not need or even want.",impactful,J. Spaghetti,"[u'#impactful', u'#ad campaign shitstains', u'#zombie consumers', u'#non-existent words', u'#jargon']",4750,1517,"May 30, 2007"
"The grammatical person, commonly used in status messages on social networking sites, that starts off in the third person (he, she, it) but ends in the first person (I) because ultimately I am writing about myself.",thirst person,Tom Hartung,"[u'#first person', u'#third person', u'#status messages', u'#social networks', u'#facebook', u'#myspace']",3375,3990,"March 08, 2009"
Keep up the good work.Coined by television anchor Ernie Anastos during a live broadcast of the Fox 5 New York local news. (See videos on YouTube.),Keep fucking that chicken,Karl721,"[u'#good', u'#well done', u'#nice job', u'#great work', u'#keep it up']",12934,1776,"September 17, 2009"
The effect caused by having a really awesome sticker and no appropriate place to use it.  General symptoms include keeping the sticker in a drawer and never actually using it.  Sometimes resulting in affixation remorse.,Sticker Paralysis,grimfish,"[u'#stickers', u'#indecision', u'#paralisys', u'#logos', u'#tattoo']",6305,1169,"March 05, 2009"
"The process of washing just the arm pit area and the private area with a wash cloth or handful of water.  People will ask you to define a pirate bath, the easy definition is ""pits and privates""",pirate bath,gooch14,"[u'#pirate', u'#bath', u'#piratebath', u'#shower', u'#quick']",7058,932,"August 04, 2006"
"the part of the shirt located just below the chin one uses to filter foul odors, instinctually used when in uncleanly bathrooms, or after a destructive passing of gas(fart, chemical attack)",shirt mask,ganjer9,"[u'#shirt', u'#mask', u'#fart', u'#odor', u'#gas', u'#diy']",5484,1083,"September 15, 2009"
"Obnoxious way to interrupt someone and steal their moment, while wryly mocking that media train wreck that is Kanye West.Based on West's instantly infamous interruption of Taylor Swift's acceptance speech at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards for Best Female Video with his insane microphone-stealing shout out to Beyonce.",Imma let you finish,rickbrunernyc,"[u'#dick move', u'#craunch', u'#potus interruptus', u'#attention whore', u'#egomaniac']",18141,2086,"September 15, 2009"
"A piece of jewelry, typically a ring, that is purchased for a girlfriend in an effort to make her happy after you have made her angry.",Enragement ring,Bryan Gilbreath,"[u'#engagement ring', u'#ring', u'#angry girlfriend', u'#enrage', u'#enraged', u'#enragement']",4239,2970,"September 08, 2009"
"When one or more intoxicated individuals either physically or verbally spars, and the next day they agree to forget about it since they were drunk.",beer under the bridge,Nikki Fritz,"[u'#beer', u'#forget', u'#water under the bridge', u'#fight', u'#drunk', u'#blitzed', u'#wasted']",4548,1383,"August 01, 2009"
A term for a person who is facetiously joking about how important/cool/awesome they are.,kind of a big deal,rach BFD,"[u'#the opposite of humble', u'#self-promotion', u'#facetious humor', u'#third person references', u'#big talkin']",4633,1401,"May 03, 2008"
"1. A promotion without a raise or bonus.2. During the recession of 2009, employers have embarked on a new trend of giving promotions to employees (e.g. by adding more responsibility to their current position or new job title) but not giving the employee any monetary compensation for it (e.g. no raise, no bonus).",no-motion,butterfingas,"[u'#promotion', u'#cash', u'#raise', u'#money', u'#recession']",5189,819,"September 11, 2009"
(British) Kicking somebody when they're down.,put the boot in,asdf,[],3418,1205,"April 19, 2005"
The rule to define the youngest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is indecent.,half-your-age-plus-seven,"Agnes ""bob"" Jedrzejewski","[u'#cougee', u'#cougar', u'#too young', u'#pedophile', u'#dirty old man']",11956,2342,"November 01, 2005"
The classiest way to respond to anyone you disagree with.,You lie!,illicit_fun_owns,"[u'#obama', u'#joe', u'#wilson', u'#congress', u'#healthcare', u'#speech']",12956,2161,"September 09, 2009"
"Sudden, intense longing and regret derived from watching a particularly appetizing dish being delivered to a nearby table, and realizing that one has made an inferior menu selection.",dish envy,MrMOSCRU,"[u'#food', u'#restaurant', u'#waiter', u'#dish', u'#entree', u'#meal', u'#jealousy', u'#agony', u'#regret']",7153,954,"September 07, 2009"
"New in Box, meaning brand new and never used",NIB,Faisal,[],2318,4722,"June 30, 2004"
An annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much more fantastic (or terrible) outcome.,one upper,Dawn Davenport,[],10950,625,"December 01, 2004"
"A meeting that has no real purpose or clear direction.However, breakfast is usually served, therefore it is still beneficial that you attend.",off-sight meeting,onetimeforall,"[u'#off-site meeting', u'#unproductive', u'#scones', u'#boss', u'#corporate america']",1463,3447,"August 28, 2009"
The voice someone uses when explaining something technical or generally nerdy.,nerd-person,deansick,"[u'#third-person', u'#nerd', u'#geek', u'#nerd-voice', u'#dweeb']",4693,2162,"August 30, 2009"
using the services of a person over 21 to buy alcohol for minors,shoulder tapping,smackhead,[],3532,2932,"April 21, 2003"
"Based on the phrase ""latchkey kid."" A wife who comes home from work to an empty house, left to her own defenses during the evening, while husband works opposite shift.",latchkey wife,latchkeywife207,"[u'#latchkeywife', u'#lonely wife', u'#wife', u'#home alone', u'#latchkywife']",1333,4120,"August 28, 2009"
"Pig latin for ""scram,"" which means ""leave.""",amscray,Tricia,[],4384,2812,"June 01, 2005"
"When two mates have a mutual understanding to laugh at each others jokes, no matter how lame or awkward said joke is, therefore lessening the social failure of the bad joke.",Joke Insurance,iPutMyWordInYou,"[u'#bad joke', u'#joke fail', u'#joke', u'#insurance', u'#mate', u'#friend']",9776,2267,"August 24, 2009"
"The expirience often felt by persons not  going to Burning Man beacuse they have real life obligations such as jobs, school, kids, etc.",Burning Envy,Bitterend,"[u'#burning', u'#man', u'#desert', u'#party', u'#douche', u'#bags', u'#druggie']",1086,6105,"August 28, 2008"
the process of becoming immature,immaturation,kris takahashi,"[u'#immature', u'#maturation', u'#process', u'#flame war', u'#trolling']",3457,2266,"August 25, 2009"
when a person wears a scary amount of mascara,mascary,Caroline,[],6800,1684,"February 13, 2005"
A full mustache capable of dusting the tops of cookies.,cookie duster,Dave,[],5525,2056,"July 04, 2005"
"afterclap -- That last person/people who keep(s) clapping after everyone else has stopped.
 normally parents, but it could be die-hard fans etc.",afterclap,The Rope,"[u'#clap', u'#after-clap', u'#slowclap', u'#slow-clap', u'#concert', u'#applause']",6946,1339,"April 28, 2009"
A person that thinks they know the best place to get any one specific item of food and that the places you know all suck.,Food Douche,Jasrags,"[u'#food', u'#douche', u'#ass', u'#better', u'#sucks']",7069,2164,"August 20, 2009"
The male version of a cougar; an older man who preys on younger women.,manther,helloalice,"[u'#cougar', u'#may-december', u'#cradle-robber', u'#pimp', u'#gold-digger']",8273,2373,"July 27, 2009"
An article of clothing that is a mix between a shirt and a dress. Best described as those frilly tops that girls wear over jeans or tights and often wear boots along with them.,shress,Gilbert M.,"[u'#shirt-dress', u'#shresh', u'#drirt', u'#frilly top', u'#dress', u'#shirt']",1747,6167,"August 22, 2006"
A polite way of saying goodbye.,I take my leave,AlbertM,"[u'#goodbye', u'#take leave', u'#i take my leave', u'#take my leave', u'#polite']",4892,2992,"August 15, 2009"
"When, in cases of extreme thirst, a person using a soft-drink fountain fills the beverage container, chugs it, and then fills it again before sitting down to eat.",prefill,Matt Coon,"[u'#drink', u'#fill', u'#thirsty', u'#chug', u'#beverage']",8019,1349,"August 07, 2007"
Getting wound up or riled up over an unimportant issue.,wee-wee'd up,Juan Valdez (aka Adam),"[u'#wee-weed', u'#wee weed up', u'#weed up', u'#riled', u'#wound up']",1200,8066,"August 20, 2009"
"A positive review you give to a movie, book, TV series or CD that you don't like but which a friend has recommended to you, usually because you don't want to hurt their feelings.",friendly review,elefb,"[u'#movie', u'#reviewer', u'#film', u'#critique', u'#friend', u'#buddy', u'#criticism', u'#music', u'#tv', u'#cd', u'#truth', u'#mislead', u'#fake', u'#false', u'#fib', u'#best mate', u'#friends']",1886,5046,"August 13, 2009"
When a man is going through his monthlies,manstration,Jeremy W,[],9767,2673,"September 12, 2005"
someone who is fun to hang out with,good hang,rustymedal,"[u'#chill', u'#bro', u'#dude', u'#collective addiction', u'#coffee']",2737,5814,"July 10, 2008"
Short for bromantic comedy,brom com,honey-T,"[u'#bromantic comedy', u'#bromance', u'#comedy', u'#rom com', u'#romantic comedy']",1576,8468,"August 13, 2009"
When the tic-toc of the blinkers syncs with the music playing on the car radio.,blinker beat,the_elder,"[u'#blinker', u'#beat', u'#car', u'#automobile', u'#music']",8056,2172,"August 11, 2009"
the race between the playback line and the buffer bar on an internet video.,buffer race,Cory Nixon,"[u'#buffer', u'#bar', u'#video', u'#internet', u'#youtube', u'#frustrated']",8603,1715,"May 19, 2008"
A mishap generally involving the mass consumption of alcohol and a misdirection of urine to an area other than the toilet. This usually occurs as the result of an alcoholic stupor.Can also apply to any other misadventure in some way linked to piss.,pisshap,bandit bob,"[u'#pisshaps', u'#pishap', u'#pissing', u'#peeing', u'#drunk piss', u'#pisshapping', u'#piss']",7906,1662,"August 09, 2009"
An old tee-shirt you wear while hanging around the house.The word is hard to say many times quickly.,sloth-cloth,ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ,"[u'#sloth', u'#inactivity', u'#idleness', u'#laziness', u'#languor']",10542,1416,"August 11, 2009"
A derogatory term describing an un-savvy computer users view of what a computer is.,Magic Toaster,eflatus,"[u'#toaster', u'#computers', u'#magic box', u'#computer illiterate', u'#apple']",4989,4598,"August 08, 2009"
Instead of keyboarding or texting a long and detailed story someone suggests a phone call as a more direct way to have the conversation.,go primitive,steel girl,"[u'#archaic', u'#crude', u'#early technology', u'#basic', u'#primitiv', u'#primitav', u'#primativ']",5038,2938,"August 01, 2009"
"A word describing somebody who is uncomfortable being openly amiable and kind, so they give more subtle hints to their goodwill while maintaining a disagreeable exterior. See also.",aggressive passive,m99lc,"[u'#passive aggressive', u'#passive', u'#aggressive', u'#psychology', u'#agresive passive']",3907,2485,"August 08, 2009"
To create a fine meal using random items around the kitchen . This includes never before used spices and the culmination of three different pasta noodles and a can of diced tomates thus creating the pasta stew mess.,Find Cuisine,CrimsonInk,"[u'#cuisine', u'#food', u'#noodles', u'#pasta', u'#meals', u'#dinner', u'#fine cuisine']",3197,3331,"August 07, 2009"
"Taking a shit. To make clay, To have taken a huge dump.",making clay,danwade,"[u'#clay', u'#poop', u'#shit', u'#toilet', u'#number 2']",2426,6982,"July 29, 2009"
"One of those slap your forehead moments when you realise that you've just done something incredibly stupid.The moment when something ""dawns on you"" and ""the penny drops.",Dohment,la_spice,"[u'#doh', u'#senior moment', u'#stupidity', u'#forgetfulness', u'#sillyness']",5352,2333,"August 04, 2009"
1.The act of helping a friend fine tune their twitter updates. Either to make them funnier or more concise.2. Knowingly coming up with tweets for a friend or colleague.3. Tweeting for a company or entity under the guise of being them.4. Tweeting as a celebrity without their knowledge.,Ghost Tweeter,@offdutygnome,"[u'#twitter', u'#tweet', u'#tweeter', u'#celebrity', u'#comedy']",1124,5944,"August 04, 2009"
"Making Base Contact; ""saying"" meaning contacting your wife, girlfriend, or serious female relationship via your cellular phone, just like as paramedics make base contact to get additional orders for patient care, one can give ones female an updated status on what the boys and yourself are doing.",making base contact,onefastmedic,"[u'#make base contact', u'#make base', u'#checking in with the ms.', u'#checking with corporate', u'#checkin in', u'#getting clearance', u'#asking the bear']",1729,4137,"August 02, 2009"
Depression caused by the lack of a holiday to party about for at least a one-month period. Typically occcurs between St. Patrick's Day and Memorial Day in the US and also during the month of August when holidrawl is present between 4th of July and Labor Day.,holidrawl,Sid Barrett,"[u'#holidrawl', u'#depression', u'#holiday', u'#fourth of july', u'#july', u""#st. patrick's day"", u""#st. patty's day"", u'#4th of july', u'#labor day', u'#labour day']",1112,5002,"March 30, 2008"
A name assumed for glamour photography / pornography / other sexual activity when an alias might be advisable; one's stripper name.,nom de strip,Tom Miles,"[u'#french', u'#alias', u'#alas', u'#journalistic', u'#pretence']",1319,4855,"August 01, 2009"
"A way for creepy people with porn mustaches to say hello or ""I understand"".  Hold your fingers in the shape of guns (use both hands for maximum effect) and point at someone who just arrived.  Bend thumbs to simulate shooting your finger guns and make a clicking sound with your mouth. May be accompanied with a wink in extreme cases.  ",finger guns,K1dCuervo,"[u'#porn mustache', u'#guns', u'#finger', u'#shocker', u'#creepy', u'#shooting', u""#70's.""]",8304,1259,"February 27, 2008"
Something someone would say after realizing what they just said or did was idiotic or bad.,"Wait, shit",Unconcious,"[u'#shit', u'#crap', u'#lol', u'#omg', u'#ouch', u'#oh']",16106,1712,"July 28, 2009"
"(n.) Pronounced like the spanish ""por favor"", bro favor is an act of goodwill asked of one's ""bro"" or ""homey"".(adv.) Still pronounced like the spanish ""por favor"", but used in place of the word please.",bro favor,haydizzizzle,"[u'#brofavor', u'#solid', u'#favor', u'#please', u'#puhlease']",3654,4061,"July 27, 2009"
"An individual who approaches someone's desk or workstation in a work environment almost immediately after sending them an email, usually to confirm that the email has been received.",email courier,Jock Tam,"[u'#work', u'#communication', u'#email', u'#message', u'#deliver']",7287,1039,"July 28, 2009"
The meeting of President Obama and any parties for which an injustice has occurred. This meeting must take place in the White House and be broadcast throughout the media.,Beer summit,ka59,"[u'#meeting', u'#amends', u'#misunderstandings', u'#false-arrest', u'#whitehouse', u'#obama']",1961,5478,"July 27, 2009"
"A conspiracy theorist who believes that Barack Obama is ineligible for the Presidency of the United States, based on any number of claims related to his place of birth, birth certificate, favorite birthday, or whether or not he has heard the song Africa by Toto.",Birther,Brent Elliott,"[u'#barack', u'#obama', u'#president', u'#birth', u'#conspiracy']",11273,8340,"December 08, 2008"
Its actually the skin on your elbow.,weenis,Ric,[],11054,4741,"October 10, 2003"
"The area in affected female legs where the calf meets the foot in an abrupt, nontapering terminus; medical cause: adipose tissue surrounding the soleus tendon, probably congenital, worsened by weight gain and improved in appearance only by boots. From the English ""calf"" meaning wide portion of the lower leg, and ""ankle"" meaning slender joint of leg with foot.",Cankles,Elizabeth Bennett,[],9245,1533,"September 12, 2003"
"An intimate shower taken between 2 persons solely for the purpose of saving time, completely devoid of any sexual connotation.",business shower,LEVIATHAN1000,"[u'#shower', u'#business', u'#intimate', u'#professional', u'#efficient', u'#clean', u'#time', u'#saver', u'#sexual']",9552,2182,"July 23, 2009"
"LBD: Little Black Dress. A knee-length or shorter black dress, suitable for cocktail parties, etc.",lbd,paginapagina,"[u'#lbd', u'#little', u'#black', u'#dress', u'#cocktail']",3337,4273,"October 22, 2005"
"A room, space, corner or area of a dwelling that is specifically reserved for a male person to be in a solitary condition, away from the rest of the household in order to work, play, involve himself in certain hobbies, activities without interuption. This area is usually decorated by the male that uses it without interferance from any female influence.",man cave,Roni Evans,[],10858,882,"January 26, 2004"
Coverage by contract whereby the party which has undertaken to guarantee protection or coverage against loss by a specified peril reneges said coverage when protection or action becomes necessary. ,unsurance,Wendy Walker Deason,"[u'#insurance', u'#coverage', u'#benefits', u'#health insurance', u'#eob']",1444,3880,"November 19, 2008"
"Derived from 'writer's cramp', writer's crap reffers to a stage when one is only capeable of writing utter crap.",Writer's crap,Somechickwhowritescrap,"[u""#writer's cramp"", u'#writer', u'#crap', u'#stories', u'#writing']",4654,2327,"July 19, 2009"
Talk to you never,TTYN,Kash.B,"[u'#bye', u'#later', u'#ciao', u'#cuss', u'#rude']",7180,2850,"September 16, 2008"
The process of suddenly and altogether stopping a perpetual masturbation habit. Can apply to male or female. ,cold jerky,DaStrangla,"[u'#cold', u'#turkey', u'#jurkey', u'#jerk', u'#quit']",8894,1224,"January 21, 2007"
"When in a theater with shared armrests, the act of carefully adjusting one's posture so that your arm touches the arm of the person next to you, but not so much that they move their arm away.",elbow tag,daphniab,"[u'#flirt', u'#elbow', u'#movie', u'#armrest', u'#bored']",3794,2091,"July 16, 2009"
"A quick soap-free rinse of a plate, cup, or utensil which had recently been used. This is most useful for low-oil, water based, or dry foods. Wiping with a paper towel will usually remove residual food particles missed by the bachelor wash.",Bachelor Wash,wozdog,"[u'#wash', u'#dishes', u'#bachelor', u'#bachelor pad', u'#single', u'#male', u'#guy', u'#men', u'#cook', u'#clean']",6822,1146,"July 15, 2009"
A full head of hair combed into the middle to fabricate the look of a mohawk.,fauxhawk,Vince Latello,[],6900,1478,"September 10, 2003"
"The opposite of a chick magnet.
 Used to refer to anything or anyone who easily attracts guys. Also used with straight guys who easily attract gay guys (My personal favorite).",dick magnet,Rachel Smith,"[u'#chick magnet', u'#magnet', u'#gay', u'#dick', u'#hot girl']",8175,1097,"June 06, 2007"
When someone brings up a topic when talking but immediately drops it and refuses to switch back to the dropped topic.,Conversational Blue Balls,T.R.S.,"[u'#yabba', u'#ton', u'#caw caw caw', u'#loquacious', u'#bibble']",8078,1746,"December 06, 2007"
"n. A girl who is hot, except for her (but her, butter) face.",butter face,Ryan,[],13486,2469,"November 11, 2002"
"Making a 'jerking off' motion with one's hand to express disgust, disinterest or disbelief, while simulatenously rolling one's eyes.  Similar to concept of playing air guitar.",air jerk,Liz's mom,"[u'#airjerk', u'#rudeness', u'#flip-off', u'#done with', u'#stupid']",6738,1847,"January 21, 2009"
A procession or gathering of attractive females.,march of dimes,Rtrock,"[u'#dimes', u'#women', u'#females', u'#girls', u'#chicas']",2101,7192,"August 28, 2007"
1. Quitting when the going gets tough; abandoning the responsibility entrusted to you by your neighbors for book advances and to make money on the lecture circuit.2. Bizarre move that will damn ambitions for higher office.,Pullin' a Palin,No One Likes a Quitter,"[u'#quitter', u'#sarah palin', u'#roberto duran', u'#king edward viii', u'#richard nixon']",11369,4262,"July 08, 2009"
"This acronym stands for ""Great Depression #2."" It's shorthand for the seemingly imminent collapse of the global economic system starting in late 2008 and continuing into 2009. Some professional economists, as well as ordinary working people, are fearful that the spiralling financial meltdown will lead to a decade-long repeat of the 1930s, complete with bread lines, soup kitchens, radical uprisings and the possibility of global violence. ""Happy times are here again!""",GD2,Peter Kobs,"[u'#great depression', u'#economic collapse', u'#financial crisis', u'#credit crisis', u'#economics', u'#meltdown', u'#poverty', u'#global crisis']",1671,6205,"December 19, 2008"
The principal that expertise on a certain subject can be gained through geographical proximity to it,Sarah Palin Effect,Thejuicer,"[u'#sarah palin', u'#republican', u'#effect', u'#geographical', u'#proximity', u'#principal.']",7139,4481,"September 06, 2008"
slang that means a lot or in an excessive amount.,mo',Joe Ram,"[u'#a lot', u'#in excess', u'#large amount', u'#plenty', u'#in abundence']",6442,2462,"July 19, 2006"
"To use Facebook as a platform to brag. Normally about a job, internship, trip, purchase or anything else that nobody really needs to know but you'd like to tell everyone because you're awesome.",Facebrag,Rtrock,"[u'#facebook', u'#internet', u'#braggart', u'#social networking', u'#apathy']",9022,1472,"June 29, 2009"
"Where the young generation in a family adopts and purchases new technology product at a fast rate, and old versions (that are in working order but are not up to current standards) of that technology product are given to the parents or older generations of family. 
 Commonly occurs multiple times on commodity technology gadgets, leaving your parents with many gadgets to play with.
 Called 'hand me up' in contrast to 'hand me down'.",Hand me up,Hone,"[u'#technology', u'#parent', u'#gadget', u'#family', u'#obsolete']",7404,945,"March 04, 2008"
"4OJ is a slang abbreviation for the ""4th of July"".",4OJ,emmettdancer,"[u'#4oj', u'#4th of july', u'#independence day', u'#fireworks', u'#40j']",975,11159,"June 29, 2009"
when a joke is said quietly to a friend and that friend repeats it loud enough for the entire room to laugh.,joke poach,jokepoacher,"[u'#joke', u'#poach', u'#laugh', u'#class', u'#steal']",8067,1535,"July 01, 2009"
showing up late to work because you stopped for coffee along the way.  ,running latte,Tchotchotch,"[u'#coffee name', u'#dextroamphetamine', u'#caffeine', u'#vitamin', u'#hippie speedball']",7237,2945,"July 26, 2008"
Doing a load of laundry after allowing clothes to pile up on your bedroom floor for weeks. ,mow the laundry,tchotchotch,"[u'#laundry', u'#clotheshorse', u'#lazy', u'#clirty', u'#hamper']",7934,1985,"February 27, 2007"
"1. Commonly used to describe an ungraceful fall.
2. Fall forward or trip and land on one's face
Derived from the volleyball slang- a Digshot is a desperation diving hit that results in a faceful of sand.",take a digger,Cliff96,[],1831,4656,"June 11, 2005"
When act of finding someone so physically attractive that you overlook serious flaws in their personality.,hotness hypnosis,Surface Tension,"[u'#hotness', u'#hypnosis', u'#personality', u'#flaws', u'#angelina jolie']",8343,1173,"February 16, 2007"
What one might use to erase a particulary nasty image or memory.,brain bleach,steve-f,"[u'#memory', u'#brainwash', u'#image', u'#ugly', u'#nasty']",5706,1663,"November 01, 2007"
"To have an extramarrital affair. Stems from the disappearance and subsequent reappearance of South Carolina Governor, Mark Sanford(R). Gov. Sanford was thought to be hiking in Appalachia. In actuality, he was having an affair in the South American country of Argentina.",Hiking in Appalachia,Chatnoir80,"[u'#adultery', u'#sanford', u'#republican', u'#appalachia', u'#extramarrital', u'#affair']",7433,1713,"June 24, 2009"
"A more animated way of proclaiming ""c'mon"" or ""come on.""  ",cha mon,Arde,"[u""#cha'mon"", u'#chamon', u""#c'mon"", u'#chamon wit it', u'#chmon']",1627,8025,"November 08, 2006"
An expression used to diffuse responsibility for an unpopular statement made in a public setting.  Typically used to imply complicity or collusion on the part of an unwilling stranger.   ,This guy knows what I'm talking about,zerrlok,"[u'#rundown', u'#guy', u'#collusion', u'#implied complicity', u'#blame game']",13750,992,"March 22, 2009"
An onomatopaeic imitation of the guitar riff commonly heard in 1970's porn movies.,"brown chicken, brown cow",yaaqov,"[u'#seventies', u'#porn', u'#chikka', u'#brown', u'#chicken', u'#cow']",6918,4004,"March 29, 2008"
"To snitch on someone.  Often, to save their own ass.  Comes from the old cost for a payphone call, ten cents.",drop a dime,Geoff B,[],5877,1301,"January 09, 2004"
"According to Creed from ""The Office"", ""Everyone likes bowling, so this is a phrase for when you want to tell someone to stay positive. For example, if someone tells you they lost their job, you can just tell them to keep it bowlin’ and that’ll cheer them up.""",keep it bowlin',Fraula,"[u'#bowling', u'#creed', u'#the office', u'#awesome', u'#positive']",3751,3773,"October 25, 2008"
"Small adornment worn on the side of the nose, attractive to some, not so attractive to others.",beauty booger,DrNeal,"[u'#piercing', u'#nose', u'#jewel', u'#nose thingy', u'#bauble']",1571,5652,"June 19, 2009"
"Arbitrary (and usually incorrect) units of measurement used mostly by males. Derives from men overestimating their penis size. Dick inches are much shorter than actual inches. Hence a guy can claim to have a 9 inch penis when it is actually closer to 5-6 inches. The term ""dick inches"" is usually used when over-estimating non-penis measurements.",dick inches,Char H,"[u'#measurement', u'#weights and measures', u'#penis size', u'#overestimation', u'#dick']",14117,2537,"April 19, 2007"
"Reality TV shows that depict familes and people in their daily routines, vacations, workplaces, homes etc.Same thing as Train wreck TV. Some families self-destruct for millions of people to watch. The Goselins (on Jon and Kate Plus Eight) and all their recent problems, for example. Families become famous, dysfunctional celebrities before our very eyes and ears.",Fish bowl TV,Ahina,"[u'#fishbowl', u'#tv familes', u'#reality', u'#popular', u'#stupid', u'#voyeurism']",2914,1645,"May 27, 2009"
term referring to novice violin and chello players who pretend to play during musical performances in order to impress their parents.,Air Bowing,Madison D.,"[u'#air guitar', u'#faking', u'#pretending', u'#performing', u'#musician']",1851,4640,"April 25, 2007"
"Walking awkwardly around a large elevator lobby after you press the button, because you don't know which elevator door to stand by.",elevator circles,daphnia_b,"[u'#elevator', u'#walk', u'#awkward', u'#work', u'#wait']",5412,1815,"June 15, 2009"
"In conversation, the dual flexing of the index and middle finger of both hands, to signify the presence of scare quotes. Used ad nauseam by 'pretentious' and ostensibly 'intelligent' university students, to advertise their 'superior morals' and 'erudition'.",air quote,Urban Dictionary,"[u'#scare quotes', u'#student', u'#university', u'#pretentious', u'#pomo']",6151,1231,"April 26, 2007"
The uncanny ability to find an open parking space in a desirable location of a busy parking lot.,parking karma,PaulieJr,"[u'#park', u'#parking', u'#karma', u'#carma', u'#pahking cama']",6189,1400,"October 18, 2006"
"I want to get off the phone now because I hate talking to you, but I'll pretend that I'm being polite by letting you go back to whatever boring crap you would be doing if you weren't talking to me.",Let you go,redbelt,"[u'#goodbye', u'#later', u'#ciao', u'#peace', u'#sianora']",10563,937,"June 11, 2009"
General Population.  As in the open area in a prison.  From Oz on HBO.  A sucky area to be.,genpop,PPlewes,[],1187,5411,"July 28, 2005"
A person who always under estimates the time necessary to do something or get somewhere. ,chronoptimist,annastella,"[u'#time', u'#late', u'#appointments', u'#optimist', u'#scheduling']",6501,1598,"June 07, 2006"
"1. A word used to acknowledge the presence of a fellow companion
2. For a man to express interest in a particularly impressive female specimen
3. To contact via telephone",holla,Wise One,[],10172,3396,"January 04, 2005"
To leave a selected area.,Beat feet,AK-88,"[u'#dip', u'#dipset', u'#bounce', u'#peace out', u'#bail', u'#roll out']",2127,6207,"July 25, 2006"
Driving While Texting. Operating a motor vehicle while texting friends on your cell.,DWT,LYNDY,"[u'#texting', u'#text', u'#dwi', u'#driving', u'#crash']",5924,2010,"February 03, 2007"
Feeling overwhelmed by the ridiculous number of options at the coffee shop.,chai anxiety,echolaliababy,"[u'#coffee', u'#latte', u'#green tea', u'#caffeine', u'#espresso', u'#cappucino']",1890,6015,"May 24, 2009"
When a normally calm person has to raise their voice and use an authortative tone. It is the equivalent to using the caps lock key in the digital world.,Caps Lock Voice,JalWilly,"[u'#caps', u'#anger', u'#rage', u'#attitude', u'#caps lock']",8434,2009,"June 04, 2009"
An act of quickly switching the current application to something work-appropriate when the boss walks in.,Alt-tabbin',manateehunter,"[u'#atl', u'#tab', u'#alt-tab', u'#alt tab', u'#alt+tab']",7963,1222,"May 21, 2007"
"Story of my life, used to tell someone that an occurance has happened to them frequently.",SOML,Vinny Graham,"[u'#story', u'#of', u'#my', u'#life', u'#soml', u'#lol', u'#playa', u'#omg', u'#depressed', u'#sad']",1838,6564,"September 22, 2006"
It means i fucking love my life,iflml,cantcatchwhat,"[u'#fml', u'#love', u'#ilml', u'#sex', u'#awesome']",1709,9621,"March 02, 2009"
"A synonym for going mental.  Literally, a state of flux, as in the multiball stage of a pinball game, wherein the player must keep two or more balls in play.  See also: multiball, multitasking.",going multiball,Jenn Frank,[],1685,6189,"September 08, 2005"
"When you go for a day or so without brushing your teeth, and the texture in your mouth feels like your teeth are wearing fuzzy little sweaters.",Tooth sweater,Cara Dee,"[u'#tooth', u'#teeth', u'#sweater', u'#plaque', u'#not brushing', u'#toothpaste', u'#poor oral hygiene']",10156,3933,"December 07, 2008"
When you get a friend's request from someone that you have no idea where you know them from. The worst part is you have mutual friends from work and school! You post messages on each other's wall and they never know you have no clue as to how you know them.,Facebook Alzheimer's,J Rumundo,"[u'#facebook', u""#alzheimer's"", u'#case', u'#crap', u'#friend', u'#request']",2604,7603,"May 27, 2009"
1) packing up a hotel room to check-out2) generally being late when meeting colleagues in a hotel,deflating the doll,i am not wearing pants,"[u'#blow-up doll', u'#blowup doll', u'#boinktoy', u'#being late', u'#late', u'#tardy', u'#delayed']",1504,8297,"May 20, 2009"
"What you get when you connect to your neighbor's wireless (or wired, for that matter) internet, with or without his or her knowledge.",Neighbornet,nubluva,"[u'#ethernet', u'#internet', u'#neighbor', u'#wi-fi', u'#leeching', u'#net']",9485,1129,"December 26, 2006"
meaning prison or jail,bing,LaLoka,[],1055,7763,"September 08, 2004"
Refraining from tweeting. Finding that you have nothing to tweet or write. Drawing a blank when contemplating your Twitter page. Also used when one is stunned or surprised by something viewed on Twitter.,tweetless,seacrest11,"[u'#write', u'#comment', u'#twitter', u'#tweet', u'#silence', u'#tweatless']",1327,4584,"May 27, 2009"
"California's propositon 8 (the bill to make gay marriage illegal), as described by opponents of prop 8. Creates the word ""hate"" when read aloud.",H8,thepony,"[u'#h8', u'#hate', u'#prop 8', u'#pr8', u'#hate 8', u'#prop hate', u'#prop h8', u'#proposition 8']",7764,4521,"December 13, 2008"
An item of clothing lent by a girl to another girl to help her out on a night out when she discovers she hates her entire wardrobe just before going out.,Sharewear,Urban Englander,"[u'#share', u'#clothes', u'#women', u'#borrowing', u'#wear']",5719,1673,"May 23, 2009"
The act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by.,farting gift,honkhonkin,"[u'#crop dusting', u'#sbd', u'#fart', u'#toot', u'#fluffy']",8665,1550,"May 23, 2009"
"A falsified righteous outrage at things that are basically unimportant and meaningless, frequently employed by politicians, political activists, or the media. Politicians and talking heads use it to garner support for their causes, to claim the moral high ground and to tar their opponents; the media often just uses it in a cynical bid to increase ratings.",Manufactured Outrage,Aquillion2,"[u'#outrage', u'#politicians', u'#political activists', u'#talking heads', u'#radio show hosts']",4350,1269,"May 20, 2009"
"Metatation: The act of contemplating meditation itself, putting oneself outside the very state of meditation.",metatation,yubajeff,"[u'#metitation', u'#contemplation', u'#thinking', u'#cognitioning', u'#consciousness expansion']",1230,5366,"May 20, 2009"
"Someone at any sporting event who always has to call the fouls, say the ref is wrong, or something similar even though nobody really listens to them and they don't have any idea what they are talking about. They think the ref is wrong about everything even though he gets paid to do it.",Self Qualified Referee,t12j19c95,"[u'#annoying', u'#ref', u'#soccer mom', u'#idiot', u'#sports', u'#loud']",3999,2901,"May 20, 2009"
"A man who is covered head to toe with thick and wiry hair. He's so hairy, he's the missing link that connects humans to apes.",missing link,Crapholio,[],5128,2466,"July 12, 2005"
"Verbal executive communication in broad, vague terms that rise above normal speak.  Characterized by an excessive use of executive words such as robust, paradigm, and drill down.  Those on the receiving end of execubabble are no better informed after the speech than when it began.",Execubabble,NotKnown2,"[u'#speech types', u'#executive', u'#execuspeak', u'#noun', u'#verb', u'#adjective', u'#executalk', u'#executive speech', u'#executive talk', u'#network speech', u'#network talk']",4515,1143,"April 12, 2007"
"The password that you use for every website, email account, facebook, twitter, everything. Having a 'life password' is not a good idea, but everyone does it.",Life Password,billy_fizzle,"[u'#password', u'#life', u'#security', u'#email', u'#facebook', u'#myspace']",10889,851,"May 17, 2009"
A female douchebag. A woman who exhibits characteristics of a douchebag.,Douchebaguette,Edgar Spelling,"[u'#douchebag', u'#wanker', u'#jerk', u'#asshole', u'#loser']",8386,2527,"April 16, 2008"
"When a spouse or girlfriend/boyfriend pretends to be asleep when you get home after a late night out, so they can tear you a new one when you wake up.",Lying in Wake,slinger91,"[u'#out late', u'#all nighter', u'#caught', u'#laying', u'#dry gulched', u'#ambushed', u'#laying in wake', u'#trap', u'#ambuscade']",4870,1501,"May 09, 2009"
Used when one wants to reject the objective reality of the situation and hopefully replace it with their own.  ,agree to disagree,Calvin the Great,"[u'#copout', u""#dave's sister is hot"", u'#whatever you say', u'#have fun with that', u'#okay then']",2209,7640,"February 06, 2006"
"When a text-messaging distracted driver rear-ends the vehicle in front of them. Recently demonstrated by public transit drivers in San Francisco, Texas and Boston.",text-end,jlm_one,"[u'#text-ended', u'#text messenging', u'#text', u'#rear-end', u'#rear-end collision', u'#stupid drivers', u'#distracted drivers']",1434,5326,"May 10, 2009"
The involuntary spraying of saliva while yawning. Much like the venom spray from a cobra. In most cases the yawner doesn't realized it has happened only finding the aftermath once the yawn is over.,cobra yawn,spektralx,"[u'#cobra', u'#yawn', u'#squirt', u'#saliva', u'#spray']",9068,1441,"May 12, 2009"
"One who spends so much time browsing youtube videos that they have metaphorically taken root, in the manner of a potato or other root vegetable.  A couch potato of the new millenium.",youtuber,DonBito,"[u'#youtube', u'#couch', u'#potato', u'#internet', u'#videos']",6561,2603,"February 05, 2009"
"Related to Writer's Block, this is when you cannot, for the life of you, pick up a book and read it. Sure, you may be able to read a paragraph or two, or maybe even a page, but you don't retain anything of what you just read or have the attention span and/or will to go on. This is common for those who have ADD, are in possession of garbage literature, or are just so exhausted from having to read so many books during school/college that reading anything else, even for pleasure, has become impossible. To those who love to read, this is worse than heart disease and cancer combined.",Reader's Block,Our Van Ankle,"[u'#reading', u""#writer's block"", u'#college', u'#torture', u'#inability']",9431,663,"May 10, 2009"
A term used to designate that the spouse in control of the household finances has given approval to make a large purchase.,approval from corporate,sutch,"[u'#whipped', u'#leashed', u'#spouse', u'#purchase', u'#controlling']",4723,1143,"May 09, 2009"
"When out of habit you reply to a comment with ""You too"". This happens to the best of us.","Involuntary ""You Too""",Jace555,"[u'#you too', u'#oops', u'#slip up', u'#english', u'#phrase']",13661,899,"May 08, 2009"
"Expendable characters.  Usually say one line or less before being killed in a plot-convenient manner.
 Most often seen in classic 60's Trek.",Redshirt,Heywood,[],4922,1732,"June 16, 2003"
"What Would James Kirk Do? When stuck in a life-threatening, impossible situation with no realistic plausible means of escape, only a plan thought up by James ""Jim"" Kirk would work.",wwjkd,jerseytom,"[u'#wwjkd', u'#james kirk', u'#kirk', u'#star trek', u'#jim kirk']",1953,6277,"July 14, 2008"
The show that you watch while your main show is at a commercial. It is usually not as good as your main show.,Fall Back Program,The Tree7635,"[u'#family guy', u'#spongebob', u'#fox', u'#nikelodeon', u'#television']",7670,921,"May 05, 2009"
"The time spent not at school or work due to the closures caused by the Swine Flu scare.Can be used with any virus, e.g., Bird flucation, regular Flucation, etc.",swine flucation,matadorcab,"[u'#flucation', u'#bird flucation', u'#influenza', u'#flu', u'#virus']",2405,5088,"May 01, 2009"
A buffer guest is a close friend that you invite to a party ten or 15 minutes before the rest of the guests are scheduled to arrive. This guest or group of guests is meant to 1) make it seem like the party has already begun and good times are to be had and 2) make it less awkward in case someone you don't know particularly well arrives before everyone else.,Buffer Guest,violentfemme,"[u'#buffer guests', u'#guests', u'#buffr guest', u'#buffer gust', u'#buffer gest']",8586,885,"May 02, 2009"
"Not Gonna Lie
 Used to indicate that you are not deviating from the truth.",NGL,sodlol,"[u'#lie', u'#not', u'#gonna', u'#truth', u'#deviate']",3897,4402,"July 31, 2007"
A rescue chip is the chip you use to fish the bits of the first one that broke apart in the dip.,rescue chip,Qeqeneq,"[u'#chips', u'#tortilla', u'#dip', u'#salsa', u'#munchies']",13657,849,"May 01, 2009"
"A process by which Mainstream Media addresses an issue incessantly, building up to a sense of pending doom.  Of course, the problem, while worrisome, does not pose the grave threat they would like you to believe.  Finally, MSM abandons coverage of the problem completely, moving on to another problem.",problem saturation,Tuftskins,"[u'#media', u'#government', u'#issues', u'#solution', u'#public interest', u'#crisis']",4977,1154,"April 30, 2009"
A moment or short event where you wish you had a video camera with you. The video equivalent of a kodak moment.,youtube moment,Eric Moller,"[u'#youtube', u'#moment', u'#kodak', u'#camera', u'#utube', u'#special moment']",8255,919,"February 06, 2008"
"The act of moving in the opposite direction of everyone else using the aisle. While they can be spotted in any type of aisle, they are frequently seen on airlines during loading and deplaning. ",Aisle Salmon,SkynSea,"[u'#airline', u'#airplane', u'#travel', u'#airtard', u'#flights']",6978,1060,"April 27, 2009"
"Pitch correction software specifically for vocals that makes up for a lack of natural singing talent.  90% or more of all ""professional"" recordings use this software.
An extreme example is that horrific Cher song from a few years back, and the Kid Rock song where is voice is all fucked up.  Used in moderation it can hardly be heard except by a trained ear.",autotune,BennyW,"[u'#vocals', u'#pitch correction', u'#audio', u'#recording', u'#software']",5738,1010,"February 01, 2007"
"When two male best freinds officially end thier friendship over a lame disagreement, usually concerning a girl. ",dudevorce,Ellen T.,"[u'#dude-vorce', u'#divorce', u'#dude', u'#dudes', u'#homo']",7361,1822,"October 08, 2007"
A person medically qualified by Google's search engine to diagnose symptoms of sickness. ,Dr Google,biLLiDinHo/fLaVinHA,"[u'#dr. google', u'#google', u'#dr.', u'#dr', u'#medical', u'#diagnosis']",5452,1463,"April 18, 2009"
"The past tense of ""tweeting"" on Twitter.
  Meridith Vieira: ""Oh, do you Twitter? Tweet?""
 Stephen Colbert: ""I have twatted.""
 Meridith Vieira: ""Actually, so have I.""",Twatted,Frothboy,"[u'#twitter', u'#tweet', u'#twatted', u'#stephen colbert', u'#tweets']",3273,5148,"March 20, 2009"
"Any concoction of alcohol used to help tolerate a person, a place, or a situation. 
In theory, the more tolerance juice you consume, the less annoyed you will be.  
 Without tolerance juice the person, place, or situation is quite simply, well, intolerable and you could potentially slip into a rage blackout.
 Warning: Excessive consumption of tolerance juice may result in memory loss and/or loss of clothing.",tolerance juice,nshay,"[u'#alcohol', u'#shots', u'#wasted', u'#beer', u'#wine']",4988,1535,"April 22, 2009"
"When a twitter user has a one-way conversation with a celebrity so that to the users followers, it seems like they are talking to a celebrity and thus are instantly über-cool   in the eyes of their followers, when in fact they are a loser with nothing better to do than have a fake conversation with themselves.
 Similar to name dropping IRL, but even more annoying and even less likely to be true.",Tweet-Dropping,James Xuan,"[u'#twitter', u'#tweet', u'#name dropping', u'#faggotry', u'#fake', u'#liar', u'#lies']",2372,2295,"April 22, 2009"
"The stream of the word ""recalculating"" coming from your car's GPS when the car changes direction, loses signal, etc.",recalculating rap,geniusonwheels,"[u'#gps', u'#rap', u'#car', u'#truck', u'#van', u'#global', u'#vehicle', u'#map']",1360,3863,"April 18, 2009"
"The P.C. way to specify the legal union of a man and a woman, as made popular by Miss California at the 2009 Miss USA pageant.",opposite marriage,JusLar,"[u'#marriage', u'#same sex marriage', u'#gay marriage', u'#miss california', u'#miss usa', u'#chick', u'#homophobe']",5350,1951,"April 20, 2009"
to knock on an anonymous door and run away,ding dong ditch,spltbird,[],7611,2315,"November 25, 2002"
"1) very high-quality weed, generally with red hairs on it.
2) pertaining to a long-lasting medical condition.",chronic,Nick D,[],11776,3003,"April 28, 2003"
"Writing increasingly sexy messages back and forth using facebook, or a similar social networking site, as a medium.",Facebook Foreplay,cammie B,"[u'#facebook', u'#foreplay', u'#sexy messages', u'#increasing stimulation', u'#turned on']",6101,1815,"April 13, 2009"
Prospective mothers who opt to have an elective caesarean section rather than give birth vaginally. The women who make this choice are usually thought to be of higher class and wealthier. The choice for a c-section is made because it's thought to be more convenient as well as less painful and distasteful.,too posh to push,cherryblossom,"[u'#pregnancy', u'#birth', u'#preggers', u'#posh spice', u'#babies']",6023,1480,"November 13, 2007"
"1. A vote on something that means dick.
 2. A vote on something where the outcome is someone or everyone gets dicked.",erectoral vote,XDavid PolicastroX,"[u'#erectoral vote', u'#erectoral', u'#vote', u'#electoral vote', u'#electoral']",1726,6404,"April 15, 2009"
"A phrase that comes from the mixture of the emphatic expressions ""no shit!"" and ""are you serious?"" It is normally used in response to some surprising or shocking news or information.  When said fast is indistinguishable from saying ""are you serious?""",Are you shitreous?,perthguy,"[u'#serious', u'#no shit', u'#wow', u'#get out', u'#holy cow']",1265,11654,"April 14, 2009"
When you are flying economy on a near empty flight and can lay across an entire row of seats.,ghetto upgrade,the booniepepper,"[u'#red eye flight', u'#airplane', u'#travel', u'#coach class', u'#economy class', u'#cattle class', u'#flights']",11759,1594,"April 13, 2009"
"Occurs when motorists are afraid to pass a police car while driving on a highway due to a fear of being caught for speeding. Similar to a parade maker, the result is a traffic jam.   ",Police Chase,wordlife18,"[u'#police', u'#car', u'#parade maker', u'#traffic jam', u'#highway']",5412,2353,"April 11, 2009"
"the insertion of one man's sack into another person's mouth. Used a practical joke or prank, when performed on someone who is asleep, or as a sexual act.",teabagging,Bondi,"[u'#oral sex', u'#balls', u'#sackbagging', u'#dipping', u'#sex']",14790,5366,"January 29, 2006"
Dreams so complex in plot and rich in production value that they seem like feature length films.,niteflix,MoLo36,"[u'#movies', u'#dreams', u'#night', u'#films', u'#sleep']",6293,2405,"April 11, 2009"
Abbreviation for men seeking men in an online chat room.,m4m,Chris,[],3115,3893,"September 11, 2003"
"A person who totally, obsequiously agrees with everything another person says.",echo chamber,Mo Dixley,"[u'#asskisser', u'#sychophant', u'#brown-noser', u'#apple polisher', u'#flying monkey']",5780,993,"April 09, 2009"
Someone who was raised with religion but later abandoned the practice.,extheist,Philosophistry,"[u'#religion', u'#atheism', u'#agnosticism', u'#spiritualism', u'#spirituality']",5212,2747,"February 25, 2009"
"In the age of telecommuting, an e-mail message sent either early in the morning, or late at night, with the subtle intent of revealing the fact that the sender was logged on and working at the time the message was sent, hidden within the context of a more ""official"" looking message.",notice me e-mail,Paddy O'Haloren,"[u'#e-mail', u'#attention', u'#oh', u'#please', u'#notice', u'#me', u'#hard', u'#work', u'#nutty', u'#farce', u'#cubicle', u'#musical']",3667,2080,"March 14, 2006"
"v.  To fail to make a complete stop at a red light or stop sign, especially when turning. Also known as a California stop.",California roll,wayfarer,[],5966,2153,"April 27, 2005"
When a friend low on cash (the paper kind) pays the group's bill on their debit card in order to get the cash from their friends--therefore avoiding both the ATM surcharge and the inconvenience of finding one.,FriendTM,Never Has Cash,"[u'#cash', u'#atm', u'#tab', u'#lazy', u'#round']",2769,4759,"April 02, 2009"
"1. adj. to describe anything that while it functions to its minimal specification, it still sucks 
 2. adj. bad 
 3. n. one who is not good",average,Chewy,[],1281,6833,"January 02, 2005"
"Person who pushes you to watch huge quantities of their favorite TV show by offering to lend you the massive DVD boxset.
 Applies to: Lost, The Wire, Band of Brothers, Battlestar Galactica, West Wing, Heroes , Dexter, Family Guy etc",boxset bully,TheWireIsAwesome,"[u'#boxset', u'#tv', u'#series', u'#bully', u'#dvd']",4859,2170,"April 02, 2009"
To be extremely busy.,flat out,g_pi,[],1318,7421,"July 26, 2005"
"Last Day Of Class.  Used by students in away messages and Facebook status updates to denote their sheer enthusiasm at realizing the semester has come to an end.  Exponentially more exciting when it is the LDOC of the year or LDOC of school (i.e. the end of high school, college, or professional school).  
 Not coined by Duke University, although they try to claim such.",LDOC,Duke Sucks (Go Heels!),"[u'#school', u'#class', u'#college', u'#dookie', u'#facebook', u'#away message']",1146,6589,"November 25, 2008"
"A term coined by lil wayne, meaning a fool.",april baby,patriciaaa,"[u'#fool', u'#april babies', u'#stupid', u'#halfwit', u'#sucker']",2011,7936,"December 03, 2008"
"Used often in the business world, this incredibly versatile phrase can be literally translated as ""fuck it.""",It is what it is,A. Danish,"[u'#fuck it', u'#screw it', u""#i don't care"", u'#this is ridiculous', u'#nothing we can do now']",12309,1992,"November 27, 2007"
"A video game that is so frustrating and difficult that it will make you lose your temper and throw your controller. The result behind thousands of broken controllers, tvs, and game systems.",controller thrower,i throw controllers,"[u'#pissed off', u'#video games', u'#blah', u'#gay', u'#you suck.']",5982,2747,"March 26, 2007"
1. A man who has more friendships with lesbians than other women or men. ant. fag hag 2. A man who befriends lesbians with the intent to seduce them.,lesbro,Sabin,[],6509,1804,"December 16, 2004"
"noun: the new disease. Much like chronic bronchitis that can take months, even years to go away.
 The new excuse to not do anything. This is the act of excluding yourself from social activities because you simply just can't afford it. 
 see also: recessionista",recessionitis,ae123456,"[u'#recession', u'#recessionista', u'#poor', u'#sickness', u'#broke', u'#cold', u'#shitty']",4200,1769,"March 04, 2009"
Describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight males.,Bromance,fletchlives,[],15114,3719,"May 30, 2005"
"The passenger brake is the nonexistant brake pedal located on the floor of the passenger (shotgun) side of the front seat of your car.
 It is used instinctively by the passenger when the driver is driving insanely too fast, and the car needs to come quickly to a stop, which may not seem very possible at that particular moment.
 It is sometimes used in conjunction with the OH SHIT handle by the passenger door.",Passenger Brake,Edward in Oil City,"[u'#passenger', u'#brake', u'#car', u'#automobile', u'#driving badly']",9252,760,"November 01, 2007"
A person who is able to stick to a tight budget while still managing to dress stylishly.,Recessionista,Kaylea Livingston,"[u'#fashion', u'#recession', u'#fashionista', u'#budget', u'#style']",4342,3793,"August 25, 2008"
"A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon.  Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events where meaningful conversation is nearly impossible.",nonversation,wordsbywilson,"[u'#conversation', u'#discussion', u'#nonnverssation', u'#small talk', u'#happy talk']",8405,1050,"March 12, 2009"
"The term used for the collection of people, on your Facebook friends list, that you don’t actually talk to or know in real life. Related to popular tv program and game pokeamon, where the aim is to collect as many diffrent Pocket Monsters as possible.",Facebookemon,Tommy  L,"[u'#facebook', u'#pokemon', u'#pokimon', u'#friends list', u'#social networking']",4129,6307,"March 12, 2009"
"Term coined by Diddy on Making the Band.  Overall stank actions towards others through words, facial expressions, and/or song.  Symptoms include: thinking your better than those around you, not speaking your true feelings, throwing large amounts of shade.",bitchassness,K-Hot,"[u'#shade', u'#bitch', u'#ass', u'#bitchass', u'#bitchassness']",5857,2872,"February 05, 2008"
"Wives/girlfriends of recently-orphaned Lehman Brothers executives who bond to share their collective, unexpected fall down the socio-economic ladder.",Lehman Sisters,Mohit Hira,"[u'#lehman brothers', u'#wall street', u'#financial crisis', u'#women', u'#pink slips']",1095,5607,"October 22, 2008"
"1. A technically bankrupt company that is kept alive with large infusions of government money for the sake of ""stability"" in the U.S. financial system. 2. A large financial company with negative net worth that continues to operate, despite having no clear path to solvency. 3. The UnDead of Wall Street.",Zombie Company,Peter Kobs,"[u'#bank', u'#investment', u'#aig', u'#collapse', u'#finance', u'#financial', u'#bailout', u'#wall street']",6401,1254,"March 09, 2009"
an internet personality that has attained celebrity,cewebrity,dkonstruxion,"[u'#web', u'#personality', u'#internet', u'#celebrity', u'#digital', u'#famous', u'#online']",1588,6680,"August 20, 2006"
An all-purpose excuse that people use during a recession to justify doing things that are below their usual standard.  Often these things in reality have little or nothing to do with the economic circumstances.,bad economy,Nicholas D,"[u'#excuse', u'#economy', u'#bailout', u'#paulson', u'#obama', u'#george w. bush']",9134,1156,"March 15, 2009"
"Person who feels as though Whole Foods is so expensive that in order to get their money's worth, they have to try every sample available, often multiple times",Whole Grazer,jimmjat,"[u'#whole foods', u'#whole paycheck', u'#lazy', u'#poor', u'#cheap', u'#mooch']",1572,4938,"November 03, 2008"
A group of friends on Twitter (social network) that are planning to meet up.  A request by a user to meet with friends via Twitter.,tweetup,Blaede,"[u'#tweet', u'#twitter', u'#meet up', u'#group', u'#im', u'#chat']",1003,6306,"January 19, 2009"
Two or more words that are spelt out using the same series of keys in a text message.,Textagram,Guy Jeremiah,"[u'#text', u'#annagram', u'#mobile phone', u'#keys', u'#message']",2575,6540,"December 30, 2007"
Being inundated and exhausted trying to be on top of all your email 24/7 with your handheld mobile device,BlackBuried,abbayyo,"[u'#blackberry', u'#smart phone', u'#email', u'#hand-held mobile device', u'#24/7']",4982,2115,"March 11, 2009"
"The practice of spending time unproductively on social-networking websites, especially when one should be working.",Social Notworking,Bushbrother,"[u'#facebook', u'#social', u'#work', u'#internet', u'#web']",9195,1200,"January 12, 2009"
sky up---to exit-to leave a place--to leave town.,sky up,vernon dutton,[],893,9529,"January 21, 2004"
"To neither accept, nor decline a friend request from someone on Facebook or Myspace. Used in situations when you don't want to accept someone's friend request, but you also don't want to be rude by declining them.",inbox rot,WHUDDDUP,"[u'#facebook', u'#myspace', u'#friend request', u'#girlfriend', u'#asshole']",8404,1838,"March 08, 2009"
E-Mail typically used at work to get out of work or justify absences.  ,Flee-Mail,Kerry Baldwin,"[u'#fleemail', u'#flee mail', u'#group e-mail', u'#e-list', u'#team mail']",1440,5128,"August 20, 2008"
"The way one's hair can look first thing in the morning, sticking straight up in all directions.",Strand-up comedy,Gary N.,"[u'#bed head', u'#tosseled', u'#mess', u'#un-combed', u'#tangled.']",2393,11587,"September 03, 2007"
"To convince someone to agree to, accept, or do something, usually by using the promise of sex (explicit or implicit) or by withholding sex until you get your way.",sexsuade,xargque,"[u'#persuade', u'#lead on', u'#convince', u'#sexvince', u'#manipulate']",2652,6628,"January 18, 2008"
Much like deja vu dejabrew is when you start to remember things you did last night while drinking an excessive amount of beer.,dejabrew,Prope Fred the First,[],8209,2028,"March 31, 2005"
"eye-peeper(noun); a person, usually in the workplace, who looks at someone's IPOD screen to see what it is they are listening to and then comments on it, or uses that information later for some other purpose. ",I-Peeper,Gregg Z.,"[u'#i-pod', u'#office', u'#mp3', u'#co-worker', u'#privacy', u'#nosy']",4869,2650,"January 19, 2007"
"When one kid  copies answers from a smart kid in class, then another kid copies from him/her, and the someone copies off the kid who copied off the kid who copied from the smart kid, etc.
 Eventually having everyone in the cheat chain having the smart kids answers, ideal for desks set in rows.",Cheat Chain,Gmagnum GJA,"[u'#cheat', u'#chain', u'#copy', u'#smart', u'#kids', u'#desks', u'#rows', u'#answers']",6478,1628,"February 24, 2009"
"1. A booty call made with an ex.
 2. A renewed relationship with an ex.",rebooty,chittydog,"[u'#dating', u'#ex', u'#booty', u'#booty call', u'#re-booty']",6787,2039,"January 04, 2007"
"(n). A driver and/or car that goes consistently under the speed limit, causing a backup of 20+ cars, creating frustration and your ability to be where you want to be on time.",parade maker,Boggler,[],8169,1089,"March 15, 2004"
"for use when someone says something stupid and you just don't feel like listening anymore, similar to bitch please",you wastin my minutes,HHH,[],6614,2540,"April 25, 2005"
"A character flaw of pride, in which a individual will  take unnecessary risks or do dangerous acts if their courage is questioned, such as being called a chicken or a coward.
 Marty McFly in Back To The Future
Jim Stark in Rebel Without a Cause",Marty McFly Complex,TheArtNouveauGirl,"[u'#back to the future', u'#rebel without a cause', u'#chicken', u'#pride', u'#coward']",2266,4418,"February 25, 2009"
"The movements you make with your hand when trying to get your tv to recognize your remote control.
 All remote dances are different, but most involve twisting your hand around until the remote is almost upside down, thinking that for some reason that will help.",remote dance,offulspellir92,"[u'#fools', u'#stupid', u'#dance', u'#tv', u'#remote', u'#darfur', u'#lol', u'#shoes', u'#world of warcraft', u'#video games']",8134,1813,"February 25, 2009"
"The day after Mardi Gras.  Mardi Gras is celebrated as the last day before Ash Wednesday, or the start of Lent for the Christian religion.  For people between the ages of 16 and 25, its where you get shithoused in the middle of the week. 
Crash wednesday is the day dedicated to your hangover.
 ",Crash Wednesday,Cale Williams,"[u'#mardi gras', u'#wednesday', u'#drinking', u'#hangover', u'#crash', u'#ash']",2966,3550,"February 24, 2009"
"The loudness one adopts in response to a bad cell-phone connection, in the misguided hope that talking louder will improve the connection.",yellular,zooa,[],6207,2278,"November 03, 2003"
the state of being removed from a position of prominence/importance due to a foolish mistake.  Related to Michael Phelps being dropped by Kellogg after a picture of him with a bong was released,off the box,PRLSKI,"[u'#michael phelps', u'#mistake', u'#pot', u'#bong', u'#endorsement']",5349,1876,"February 06, 2009"
"When telling a story to friends, you realize that the story you are telling isn't as cool as you thought it was when you first started, and decide to edit it with exaggerations or lies to make it sound more interesting.",spicey edit,browntrousers,"[u'#spiecy', u'#edit', u'#saucy', u'#eidt', u'#psicey']",6811,1641,"February 21, 2009"
Intentionally rewashing clothing simply because you don't feel like putting it away,laundry limbo,Emmsey Squire,"[u'#laundry', u'#clothes', u'#limbo', u'#shirt', u'#wash']",8809,1861,"February 21, 2009"
"The action of accidentally leaving something behind on an airplane, most notably in the seatback storage area in front on you.",seatback,johntex,[],946,7155,"December 08, 2004"
When you pay for one movie at the cinema but sneak into a second flick once the first one is done.,double freeture,Picabo192,"[u'#movie', u'#free', u'#cinema', u'#flick', u'#double feature']",8026,1443,"July 21, 2008"
A dance in which the dancer drops it while rotating one leg behind them,Stanky Leg,UNTStankyLeg,"[u'#stanky', u'#leg', u'#new', u'#dance', u'#wiggle']",1334,8666,"September 05, 2008"
a state of altered perception brought on by a lack of sleep,tired high,sircasey,"[u'#insomnia', u'#hallucination', u'#altered perception', u'#sleep deprivation', u'#cheap fix']",7019,1942,"February 16, 2009"
"Watching an entire season of a TV series in a short period of time, especially if you are watching it in one sitting.",marathoning,Philosophistry,"[u'#television', u'#tv', u'#addiction', u'#dvd', u'#episodes']",7973,1065,"February 15, 2009"
"When sending a text message and the recipient of the message was not the intended recipient.  Alternatively, when you try to reply to one person, and another message comes in just as you're about to reply, and you end up replying to the wrong person.  This issue can have detrimental effects.",Slip of the thumbs,Chaz Walker,"[u'#oops wrong person', u'#text messaging', u'#texting', u'#divorce', u'#messaging']",8095,1104,"September 18, 2007"
"The theory that the internet phrase lol,meaning ""laugh out loud"", can be placed at any part in any sentence and make said sentence lose all credibilty and seriousness.",lol theory,bobmcd123,"[u'#lol', u'#roflcopter', u'#lolsauce', u'#zomg', u'#pewp']",17853,2335,"August 28, 2007"
"A film that indulges in the hopes and dreams of women and/or girls. A film that has a happy, fuzzy, ridiculously unrealistic ending.",chick flick,bigtones,[],8940,1173,"September 19, 2004"
"The list of people you have to or want to say ""hello"" to on a daily basis. Especially relevant for students in university buildings, or coworkers in a workplace. Some people might decide to put you on their hello lists, even if they aren't on yours! Typically, reciprocity is expected.
 ",hello list,Moggraider,"[u'#social conventions', u'#niceties', u'#interactions', u'#dealings', u'#exchanges', u'#pleasantries']",4596,2131,"February 11, 2009"
"When you remember, the morning after, something you said, wrote, did, didn't say, etc., the day before..",retro-cringe,mikroth,"[u'#regret', u'#cold light of day', u'#morning after', u'#enthusiasm', u'#remorse']",3841,2882,"February 10, 2009"
"a condition affecting buddies on a trip who fall asleep as soon as the car starts moving, providing no company or driving help",carcolepsy,Frank Bama,"[u'#sleep attack', u'#sleep creep', u'#sleep hole', u'#sleep monster', u'#sleepathon']",7527,977,"February 09, 2009"
Too many twitters per hour.,Twitterrhea,Julie Wright,"[u'#twitter', u'#guy kawasaki', u'#alltop', u'#tweets', u'#verbal diarrhea']",1711,4949,"July 18, 2008"
A year from the date on which you were fired from a job.,canniversary,seoladair,"[u'#work', u'#firing', u'#job', u'#commemoration', u'#celebration']",2381,4693,"February 05, 2009"
"the act of jangling change held in a suit trouser pocket, usually performed by male office workers whilst stood chatting to colleagues",coin wanking,buzzub,"[u'#coin', u'#wanking', u'#wank', u'#pocket', u'#male', u'#men', u'#annoying']",6095,1850,"January 30, 2009"
"Boots that are leather, highheeled, and thigh high just like ones found on a prostitute.",prostiboots,Munky,[],7485,1621,"April 16, 2003"
any time after 12:00pm to start pouring cold ones,Drafternoon,sheepyone,"[u'#beer', u'#draft', u'#5:00', u'#beerthirty', u""#quarter 'til brew""]",4228,2771,"December 31, 2008"
"Dirty Little Secret
-a secret you and someone else share that you don't want anyone else to know for it may be too much for any other person's ears",DLS,truasblu123,"[u'#dirty', u'#little', u'#secret', u'#scary', u'#hidden']",1564,5809,"December 20, 2008"
When someone's stress level explodes to an epic proportion and a 5-minute f-bomb-laden tirade is unleashed on the unlucky soul who was in the wrong place at the wrong time -- much like Christian Bale on the T4 set.,Bale Out,BlagoGal,"[u'#bale out', u'#anger', u'#frustration', u'#f-bomb', u'#stress']",5243,2110,"February 03, 2009"
"A 'friendly' way to say ""so fucking"".",sofa king,Anonymous,[],7934,2911,"June 28, 2003"
An unfortunate cubicle configuration in which you find yourself sandwiched in between two of your bosses.,boss sandwich,AK47 & Bowlerina,"[u'#boss sandwich', u'#boss', u'#sandwich', u'#cube farm', u'#cubicle', u'#manager', u'#cube']",4511,1817,"January 30, 2009"
"""Volume Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder""
Function: Noun
 A psychoneurotic disorder in which the television viewer is beset with obsessions or compulsions or both to adjust the volume on the television to a ""perfect"" number, such as 15, 20, 25, etc. and suffers extreme anxiety or depression through failure to adjust the volume or witnessing an ""imperfect"" number (9, 16, 31).
",VOCD,LoneWolf275,"[u'#volume ocd', u'#vocd', u'#volume disorder', u'#television ocd', u'#tvocd']",6578,1697,"January 30, 2009"
"fucking the dog, to do nothing productive",fornicating fido,victor musial,"[u'#lazy', u'#useless', u'#slow', u'#distracted', u'#unproductive']",1234,8023,"January 02, 2007"
"A feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity.  Under perfect conditions, the physical release has been likened to that of an intense sexual experience.    ",bedgasm,tagz,"[u'#bed', u'#pillow', u'#orgasm', u'#sleep', u'#sex']",11124,1364,"June 04, 2007"
 What happens to your first career after you appear on American Idol,American Idling,Kanary K,"[u'#american', u'#idol', u'#abandoned', u'#asleep', u'#barren', u'#closed down', u'#dead', u'#deserted', u'#down', u'#dusty', u'#empty', u'#gathering dust', u'#inactive', u'#inert', u'#jobless', u'#laid-off', u'#leisured', u'#mothballed', u'#motionless', u'#passive', u'#quiet', u'#redundant', u'#resting', u'#rusty', u'#sleepy', u'#stationary', u'#still', u'#uncultivated', u'#unemployed', u'#unoccupied', u'#untouched', u'#unused', u'#vacant', u'#void', u'#waste', u'#workless']",1610,4844,"December 16, 2005"
The supplicating position one assumes when grasping the popular six-ounce wireless combination e-mailer/phone known as the BlackBerry between your palms and thumb-tapping messages on its QWERTY keyboard.,BlackBerry Prayer,Loony2nz,"[u'#blackberry', u'#smartphone', u'#rim', u'#qwerty', u'#blackberry thumb']",1969,4505,"July 10, 2008"
"An expression used to encourage yourself or someone else when it appears an endeavor is headed for a disastrous outcome (due mostly to external conditions).  Based on when Sully averted tragedy by successfully landing US Airways Flight 1549 in the Hudson River. See also, ""Land it like Sully.""",Land it in the Hudson,NicoleN,"[u'#avert', u'#save', u'#rescue', u'#encourage', u'#miracle']",7404,1831,"January 22, 2009"
A self-portrait or a picture with you in it that has the potential to be your default image on myspace/facebook etc.,default potential,eebnupasplee,"[u'#default', u'#myspace', u'#picture', u'#potential', u'#photography', u'#facebook']",3826,3926,"August 19, 2007"
A phenomenon where the parents of an ugly baby think their baby is adorable and no one else does.,Baby Goggles,Wine Chick,"[u'#baby', u'#beer goggles', u'#cute', u'#goggles', u'#adorable', u'#bundle of joy', u'#ugly']",9603,1360,"December 03, 2008"
The sex you get from a crossdresser.,transaction,JL Patrick,"[u'#trans-action', u'#transvestite', u'#crossdresser', u'#shemale', u'#mangina']",4972,3613,"April 07, 2008"
When one is hesitant about sharing the contents of his or her iPod.,shyPod,Jamiecam,[],7536,2255,"September 03, 2005"
"n. Boys night out.
 As in a Hodown, but with your bros.",Brodown,James Dannelly,[],5368,3021,"May 07, 2003"
"Michelle Obama. The First Lady of the 44th President of the United States of America, Barack Obama.",Obamama,JaDarken,"[u'#obama', u'#barack', u'#barrack', u'#michelle obama', u'#first lady', u'#44th', u'#president', u'#michele obama']",3339,9031,"January 20, 2009"
"is the act of taking a day off school, work or other meetings to watch Obama related events or to see Obama related rallies, specificly the Inauguration.",Obama Day,canadaCrombie,"[u'#obama', u'#inauguration', u'#holiday', u'#day', u'#barrak', u'#event']",6552,6445,"January 19, 2009"
"I understand. Your help in this matter has been greatly appreciated. However, with much regret and much haste, I must be departing from our conversation.",kthxbi,i made this box,[],8254,3670,"June 19, 2003"
"The condition of having unusually intense aches and pains in the feet due to exposure to shopping malls. Most commonly presented in males, presumably due to two factors. First, there is an inherent inability to withstand the excess gravity resulting from the densely packed merchandise. Second, females often burden males with the charge of carrying gratuitous quantities of purchases far greater than the typical wallet loading.
 There is no cure, though treatments may include reclining chairs and bottled beverages.",Mall Feet,SoKyle,"[u'#mall', u'#feet', u'#shopping', u'#shop', u'#pain', u'#ache', u'#gravity', u'#treatment']",5907,1791,"December 14, 2008"
the pleasurable feeling from having coined a new word.  Combination of neologism and orgasm.,neologasm,RLC1,"[u'#tag1', u'#tag2', u'#tag3', u'#tag4', u'#tag5']",2041,4549,"December 17, 2006"
A view of the female breast seen from a side; generally under loosely-fitting clothes.  Very titillating (pun intended) and sexual without showing any overt nudity.,sideboob,Nutty J,[],11046,1437,"September 17, 2005"
The day I came out of a vagina,birthday,Anonymous,[],21702,4728,"August 31, 2003"
When someone calls your office phone and you transfer them to a random number from a department you choose because you either can't find the correct number or you don't feel like looking it up. ,Blind transfer,jxb,"[u'#work', u'#office', u'#phone', u'#calls', u'#dumb people']",6598,1065,"December 29, 2008"
"abbr. (pre-copulation) A mutually binding agreement (usually verbal) by and between consenting adults prior to engaging in casual sex.  The agreement stipulates that all involved parties are exonerated from emotional attachment, post coital contact, and any promise of future sex.  Any and all disputes arising from said  contract should be submitted and negotiated through binding arbitration.  This agreement must involve a minimum of two individuals, with the maximum number to be determined in practical application.  ",precop,taggz,"[u'#prenup', u'#coitus', u'#sex', u'#petbo', u'#one-nighter']",3601,1513,"August 25, 2007"
"Having the balls to trust someone in a difficult situation, when the failure of that trust would result in injury or financial loss. ",trusticles,boaluta,"[u'#trust', u'#testicles', u'#nuts', u'#balls', u'#cojones', u'#trustacles']",5423,2176,"December 31, 2008"
"your asshole ex-husband, ex-boyfriend or just plain ex. a phrase used to refer to that person you used to date that you can't stand.",ex-hole,caroline shrefler,"[u'#asshole', u'#ex-boyfriend', u'#ex-husband', u'#xhole', u'#x']",5964,2317,"January 11, 2008"
When you're in the kitchen going around in circles because you can't remember what you were doing there.,Kitchenheimer's,Greg Houck,"[u""#alzheimer's"", u'#kitchen forgetfullness', u'#remember', u'#forgetfulness', u'#kitchen']",7771,1586,"December 20, 2008"
"Not Safe For Life. Goes a step beyond NSFW, because it doesn't matter where you view the material; you will be scarred.",NSFL,Jachmaninoff,"[u'#nsfw', u'#gross', u'#sfw', u'#tubgirl', u'#lemonparty']",4393,2469,"August 17, 2007"
"the rush of people who swarm the gym, and other excersise places, in the weeks after new years. usually subsides quickly",resolution rush,speedworxs,"[u'#new years dash', u'#resolution crowd', u'#new years buzz', u'#january swarm', u'#temporary members']",5268,751,"February 02, 2008"
Hooking up with someone through a tentative relationship in an online community,faceboink,Footnotes,"[u'#facebook', u'#hookup', u'#booty call', u'#myspace', u'#friendster', u'#boink']",2075,4446,"November 25, 2008"
"Short for reality-distortion field. An expression used to describe the persuasive ability of managers like Steve Jobs (the term originated at Apple in the 1980s to describe his peculiar charisma). Those close to these managers become passionately committed to possibly insane projects, without regard to the practicality of their implementation or competitive forces in the marketpace.",RDF,Sam,[],1010,3787,"March 21, 2005"
follow-up: to pursue in an effort to take further action,f/u,Veggiecat,"[u'#synonyms: contact', u'#monitor', u'#act', u'#pursue', u'#run-down']",705,6572,"March 16, 2007"
When texting with someone over IM or SMS that takes too long to reply leaving you waiting and frustrated.,Textually Frustrated,rzaragoza,"[u'#texting', u'#sms', u'#im', u'#frustration', u'#chat', u'#text']",8372,1335,"December 31, 2008"
When the populace's fear of a snowstorm creates traffic jams and general panic way before any flakes even fall. Usually turns out to be a totally disproportionate response to a minor snowstorm.,snow hysteria,Alpine McGregor,"[u'#snow', u'#hysteria', u'#absurd', u'#winter', u'#panic']",4607,1234,"December 20, 2008"
"A way to end a man-to-man conversation of personal feelings in a comfortable, heterosexual manner.",good talk,D.K.Y.,"[u'#good', u'#talk', u'#conversation', u'#end', u'#personal feelings']",8841,1126,"June 01, 2007"
"The simultaneous worldwide crash of every 30GB Zune worldwide during the early hours of the morning on Dec 31, 2008. ",Y2K9,Fusion243,"[u'#new year', u""#new year's eve"", u'#zune', u'#30gb', u'#crash', u'#fail', u'#microsoft']",2358,4223,"December 31, 2008"
"The one night of the year when getting drunk and making a fool of yourself is not optional, but in fact mandatory.",new year's eve,AlexIsIll,[],4987,2191,"January 09, 2004"
"A term for the old, outdated phone you have to use when your current phone breaks.",brickberry,Rtrock,"[u'#phone', u'#mobile', u'#cellular', u'#telephone', u'#nokia']",5974,1581,"December 21, 2008"
To be forced to apologize or to admit a fault.,humble pie,tradesman,[],4256,1465,"January 27, 2004"
"n. to distill important knowledge about a subject and share it with those new to said subject.
 often used in internet forums to criticize new members if they break the forum rules.",protip,Shifty Eyed Goat,[],3393,1770,"October 12, 2004"
A competition to determine who can bake the best air biscuit.,bake off,imadoofus,"[u'#air biscuit', u'#bust ass', u'#fart', u'#pass gas', u'#mud butt', u'#gravy legs']",887,4824,"August 27, 2006"
Receiving nothing from your employer for Christmas.,christmas bogus,Alley's Mom,"[u'#christmas', u'#cheap', u'#boss', u'#bogus', u'#holiday']",4237,1192,"December 24, 2008"
The use of text messaging to send Christmas greetings. ,merry textmas,Sheri Poston,"[u'#greetings', u'#christmas', u'#texting', u'#card', u'#messege']",4364,1683,"December 26, 2007"
see also mooseltoe.  Camel toe at Christmas time.,christmastoe,Stu,[],1174,5027,"January 24, 2005"
"n.  An alternative to the crass commercialization of Christmas, typically celebrated on December 23.  It involves The Airing of Grievances (telling your family and friends all the ways they have disappointed you during the year) and does not end until the Feats of Strength (pinning the head of the family) are accomplished.  A plain, metal pole is used in lieu of a Christmas tree, because decorations (such as tinsel) is distracting from the true meaning of the holiday.",Festivus,Gibson,[],5212,1164,"December 22, 2003"
"Trinket, useless sentimental stuff filling up your book cases and counter space, miscellaneous items collected and set out to enhance your decor, stuff you should probably box up or sell in a garage sale, things kids take when their parents pass away because it reminds them of good times past.",chachki,tom,[],1433,2322,"April 21, 2004"
"Said by Dr. Tobias Funke in ""Arrested Development"", it implies a situation that is very awkward and uncomfortable for all parties. Also means someone who sucks at life, therefore making everyone around them uncomfortable.",douchechill,tncunnin,[],1746,2587,"April 14, 2005"
"taken from the Glenn Close character in 'Fatal Attraction', boiling her Ex'es pet rabbit.
 after a relationship break up, the person who wants some kind of revenge, like stalking, or harrasment",Bunny Boiler,stevezoid,[],3246,1789,"March 25, 2004"
"Days before Christmas, people become blind and get tunnel vision, casuing them to only see what is in front of them, putting them into a trance like state while looking for the perfect gift. This effect usually happens two days before christmas.",christmas zombie,weirdnjfan1,"[u'#christmas', u'#santa', u'#zombie', u'#sale', u'#holiday']",1667,3056,"December 24, 2006"
"The last day of work or school in a normal work week, due to an extended weekend.",Virtual Friday,ShoKill,"[u'#weekend', u'#friday', u'#holiday', u'#work', u'#school']",4424,1590,"November 25, 2008"
"When a male decides not to shave for the period of his holiday, returning with a rather terrible looking collection of facial hair.",Holiday Beard,Tobymono,"[u'#holiday', u'#beard', u'#vaccation', u'#male', u'#shave']",3798,1360,"April 25, 2007"
"A pub crawl that adds a new person to buy a round at each location.  Each new person is promised that they will get free drinks at all the future bars if they buy this round.  Obviously, whoever joins the ponzi crawl last gets screwed!",Ponzi Crawl,kitm,"[u'#ponzi', u'#pyrimid scheme', u'#pub crawl', u'#beer', u'#suckers', u'#alcohol']",2544,1695,"July 25, 2008"
"1. The insipid laugh emitted by half drunk people at a singles bar when they are responding to the wit, wisdom and humor of other half drunk people hoping to score. sounds like - ha, ha, (slight pause) ha, ha, ha (intonation on the middle ha)
 2. everyday use of a flirtatious laugh indicating possible interest in a member of the opposite sex, most frequently used by young women",bar laugh,dp916,"[u'#giggle', u'#flirt', u'#ho', u'#drunk', u'#laugh']",1107,3359,"September 25, 2005"
"1) what you say to the coach when you're warming the bench, but you want to go in so you can win the game
2) what you say to the airline people when you want to sit in economy class",Put me in coach!,Nick D,[],2114,4945,"February 27, 2003"
When a not-so-good-looking guy lands a chick thats way more attractive than he is.,Overchicked,Breezy82,"[u'#less', u'#attractive', u'#not', u'#hot', u'#uneven']",2679,4270,"July 24, 2008"
"Originally an  emotional experience that is life changing, it has evolved to mean a serious argument, one that better result in a change of action or else.",come to jesus,Sak,[],2490,4700,"July 29, 2004"
An insult that doesn’t sink in for awhile.,Slow Burn,Brett Burkhardt,"[u'#idiot', u'#moron', u'#half wit', u'#insult', u'#burn', u'#face', u'#over their head']",7102,932,"April 27, 2008"
Represents the sound made when someone is eating or chewing something and really enjoying it.,nom nom nom,Zig Awesome,"[u'#nom', u'#chew', u'#eat', u'#munch', u'#num']",12716,2984,"July 02, 2007"
"Someone who is obsessed with listening to and creating music. Most can play mope than one instrument, and do so at any opportunity.",Muso,Bob,[],1029,7080,"November 13, 2003"
"The process of learning or memorizing by rote, subsequently followed by the regurgitation of that knowledge onto an exam answer sheet. Just as with the serious eating disorder, this form of bulemia results in no real retention of substance. 
 This term is frequently applied to describe a common practice of young medical students.
",academic bulemia,Thomas Suszynski,"[u'#vomit', u'#bulemia', u'#puke', u'#cramming', u'#hurling']",8432,997,"February 22, 2008"
"An adverb meaning something happened to a great extent.  If somebody (verb)ed the shit out of (object), it means that person REALLY (verb)ed that (object) hardcore.",the shit out of,Nicholas D,"[u'#hardcore', u'#beat the shit out of', u'#ream', u'#take to the house', u'#shit']",8253,886,"December 01, 2007"
"v: the act of text messaging someone in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later; initially casual, transitioning into highly suggestive and even sexually explicit",sexting,BTheWordMaker,"[u'#booty call', u'#text mess', u'#sex', u'#hook-up', u'#cybersex', u'#pathetic', u'#desperate', u'#drunk dial', u'#bros pick up method']",11772,6783,"April 07, 2008"
"This phenomenon occurs when dining at a Mexican restaurant with a large group and the salsa is not distributed evenly throughout the table.  The areas of the table that do not have ample amounts of salsa are ""salsa fucked.""",Salsa Fucked,Robocoke,"[u'#food', u'#salsa', u'#chips', u'#mexican', u'#fucked']",5684,4704,"August 18, 2008"
anything that you keep (whether stolen or given to you) from someone's house after you've slept with them.,screwvenir,Laura,[],8734,959,"September 14, 2003"
One who insists on the highest quality at the lowest price.,econnoisseur,John F. Oliver,"[u'#thrifty', u'#wise shopper', u'#privileged poor', u'#upscale wholesale', u'#right tight']",3702,1597,"October 25, 2007"
A description about one who has a habit of putting their foot in their mouth.  From Foot and Mouth Disease.,foot in mouth disease,armina,[],1499,5372,"August 10, 2005"
The fear that your brother will be or is gay.,homobrophobia,Jeff Gordon,"[u'#homo', u'#homobrophobic', u'#queer fear', u'#homophobic', u'#queer bait']",4501,4917,"October 09, 2006"
"when eating food so good that you let out an involuntary moan, usually the first bite; also as an adjective - flavorgasmic",flavorgasm,Hunt Ethridge,[],8204,1306,"November 17, 2004"
"Pants that are worn in anticipation of eating a huge meal (i.e. Thanksgiving dinner). These pants usually boast an elastic waist, to allow some give for that third helping of sweet potato pie.",Thanksgiving pants,Contessa Vanessa,"[u'#buffet pants', u'#pms pants', u'#stretchy waistband', u'#food-induced napping', u'#extra helpings']",5995,1386,"September 08, 2006"
"The day after Thanksgiving, when stores decide to open at the asscrack of dawn to start Christmas sales. Most people fall for this ploy and wake up at 4am to fight other mothers for cheap presents.",black friday,fie onyou,"[u'#thanksgiving', u'#day after thanksgiving', u'#day after thanksgiving sale', u'#day after thanksgiving sales', u'#sales', u'#christmas shopping']",7068,1668,"November 23, 2005"
"A bad hunter.  Someone who survives by consuming not food, but the stuff that food eats.",vegetarian,glasmodiar,"[u'#veggie', u'#vegan', u'#vegetarianism', u'#vegitarian', u'#veggy']",14766,5251,"June 29, 2006"
"A merged holiday including Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas, coined under Bill Maher's ""New Rules.""",Thankshallowistmas,Balfdor,"[u'#holiday', u'#family', u'#celebrate', u'#gathering', u'#bill maher']",1436,5657,"November 03, 2007"
"The act of mass texting a generic message to members of the opposite sex in hopes that a guaranteed hookup for the night will be established. It often involves a very nonspecific message such as ""What are you up to tonight?"" or ""Want to meet up later?"" The key feature is the lack of personalization so that the same message can be sent to as many people as possible. This can also be applied to other contact means such as myspace, facebook or email. ",booty grazing,jscilz,"[u'#booty', u'#booty call', u'#graze', u'#grazing', u'#text', u'#girls', u'#night', u'#skeet', u'#date', u'#hookup', u'#sex', u'#bitch', u'#fun', u'#slut']",6289,1362,"June 20, 2007"
Only eating Vegatables because you can't afford to buy meat.,Economic Vegetarian,Lygreen145,"[u'#vegetarian', u'#non-meat', u'#economics', u'#money', u'#meat']",5174,1680,"July 10, 2008"
The boss of your boss.,grandboss,Rollie Hatch,"[u'#boss', u'#manager', u'#supervisor', u'#office', u'#blazy']",3252,2993,"September 20, 2006"
A person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler.,Pornocchio,Dreamz,"[u'#liar', u'#sex', u'#hooking up', u'#chicks', u'#dudes', u'#getting laid']",7381,1387,"September 16, 2008"
"A vampire that drinks animal blood, and resists human blood.",Vegetarian Vampire,Twilight Princess,"[u'#vampire', u'#edward cullen', u'#alice cullen', u'#twilight', u'#stephenie meyer', u'#cullens']",2069,9167,"November 28, 2006"
"Attempting to just have a couple drinks in the spirit of simply pre-gaming, but instead getting completely shitfaced before even leaving for the bars.",pre-wasted,k_mac,"[u'#wasted', u'#accidentally drunkeness', u'#shitfaced', u'#housed', u'#banged up']",5206,1218,"September 17, 2008"
Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.,sargasm,Ben Frey,"[u'#sarcasm', u'#sarcastic', u'#orgasm', u'#smug', u'#orgasmic']",6326,1564,"May 21, 2006"
The energy required to write a text.,Thumb Strength,J. Edward,"[u'#text', u'#texting', u'#typing', u'#energy', u'#lazy']",2223,4537,"September 18, 2008"
"When an audience grows weary of clapping, either at a ceremony or musical performance.",clapathy,B. Kennison,"[u'#apathy', u'#clap', u'#performance', u'#graduation', u'#clapping']",3134,3328,"December 05, 2007"
"Acronym.  Stands for ""If you know what I mean"".  Mainly used in instant messaging conversations.  Can also be used in conjunction with ""AITYD"" (and I think you do).",IYKWIM,erin®,[],1631,5800,"November 24, 2003"
"(noun) The side of a body where a gigantic purse or messenger bag is carried, and an awkward barrier preventing others from walking comfortably alongside is often created.",bagside,Rollie Hatch,"[u'#handbag', u'#purse', u'#messenger bag', u'#tote bag', u'#badside', u'#bag', u'#walking']",3796,1976,"August 29, 2008"
"The codename of legendary Secret Service Agent, James Bond",007,jesus_crowbar,[],4543,1591,"May 29, 2003"
A woman who is beard or disquise for a gay man that has not come out.,Walk-In Closet,Dylan Cole,"[u'#a beard', u'#cover', u'#mask', u'#disquise', u'#facade.']",1222,4413,"September 18, 2008"
"The ""echo effect"" is when a slogan or jingle get's into everyday talk. Advertisers love to get people to incorporate slogans into regular conversation.",echo effect,Oscar LaVilla,"[u'#brand statements that remain for ever', u'#resonate', u'#reverberate', u'#linger', u'#bounce arround.']",3055,1310,"January 24, 2008"
"To tell the world what they should be doing and what you think by plastering your car with bumper stickers to that effect.
   ",bumper sticker activism,wendyrocks,"[u'#bumper sticker', u'#t-shirt blogging', u'#cafepress', u'#armchair activist', u'#berkeley']",3525,930,"November 06, 2006"
(merf) noun. acronym for Mom I'd Run From. The opposite of a MILF. A mom you definitely would not want to do.,MIRF,pose2pose,"[u'#milf', u'#ugly mom', u'#run from', u'#scary woman', u'#unattractive mom']",7855,2971,"October 29, 2006"
"1. One who feels an increased sense of bravery over texting, as opposed to in person.
 2. One who will often only say what they really feel over text messages.",textrovert,Natale S,"[u'#text', u'#extrovert', u'#textravert', u'#texting', u'#mms']",6386,837,"June 06, 2008"
Your bare fingers,Flesh Forks,SawOne,"[u'#fork', u'#spork', u'#flish furk', u'#flush fork', u'#bare']",2133,5044,"September 13, 2008"
"Post-Election-Withdrawl-Syndrome:
 The feeling of general depletion and emptiness in the few days after a presidential election. Caused by the sudden withdrawal of any campaign coverage, sound bites, or pictures of babies being kissed. May be accompanied by aimless clicking on news websites looking for something to read.
 *NOTE: This condition has been observed in people whether their chosen candidate won or not.",PEWS,Slunky1,"[u'#withdrawal', u'#depression', u'#emptiness', u'#new york times', u'#campaign', u'#post-election', u'#despondent.']",2357,2271,"November 06, 2008"
"e⋅lec⋅tion e⋅rec⋅tion ĭ-lěk'shən ĭ-rěk'shən -noun
1. the general euphoria experienced when your candidate of choice wins by a landslide.
2. the sexual arousal and excitement caused by same.",Election erection,St. Bastard,"[u'#election', u'#erection', u'#arousal', u'#boner', u'#vote']",3126,3079,"November 05, 2008"
"A child conceived after Obama was proclaimed President by way of celebratory sex, or any baby born under Barack Obama's term(s). ",Obama Baby,Grothefro,"[u'#barack', u'#obama', u'#president', u'#baby', u'#cool', u'#sexy', u'#free', u'#america', u'#election', u'#fun', u'#black']",6096,4254,"November 04, 2008"
"The best way you have of voicing your opinion in a way that can matter.  Nothing's perfect, and there's always going to be mistakes, but there is simply no excuse for not casting a ballot for what you believe in.  Take the time to understand the issues and then take the time to vote.  Don't let people who aren't going to be around four years from now decide your future. Complaining without voting is worse than any hanging chad.",vote,sharona,[],5453,2030,"November 07, 2004"
"scorpios are sensual, sexy and mesmerizing. they're loyal and sweet to the very end. they're highly intelligent have a quick wit. all the scorpios I know are adventurous, curious and very loving.",scorpio,janine,[],2327,6371,"April 24, 2004"
"Unlike guys who like gals, guys, or guys and gals; bike-sexual guys are only into bikes.",bike-sexual,pixelfairy,"[u'#bike-sexual', u'#sex', u'#relationships', u'#sexuality', u'#bikes', u'#bicycle', u'#bicycles', u'#guys', u'#wtf']",2465,5913,"October 31, 2008"
"The month of November in which you don't shave any hair of your body but instead you grow more bestial, brutish, and manly.
 The months of December, January, February, and so on follow and may also be included in this celebration of masculinity.
 December = (""Don't Shave December"")
January = (""Just Don't Shave January"")
February = (""Forget to Shave February"")
March = (""Masculine March"")
April = (""Atrocious April"")
May = (""Manly May"")",No Shave November,jpabaloni,"[u'#shave', u'#no shave', u'#november', u'#masculinity', u'#manliness', u'#hair', u'#scruff-mcgruff', u'#chicago', u'#illinois', u'#65612']",6688,5316,"November 19, 2006"
"1. Boyfriend or girlfriend
2. Word used to scare people",boo,Antony,[],19880,7418,"June 08, 2004"
"farting while walking; 
walking while farting;
",crop dusting,charlie,[],11496,1533,"August 14, 2003"
The feeling that you have heard this bull before.,deja moo,Lexie 1912,"[u'#feelings', u'#lying', u'#excuses', u'#bullshit', u'#crap']",4113,2836,"September 12, 2008"
"Subtly adding the fact that you have a boyfriend into the conversation in order to deter anyone who is potentially interested.  The first time this happens is the boyfriend drop.  Also can be used in describing this event by the other person who was interested.
 Related to girlfriend drop.",boyfriend drop,The New Musicologist,"[u'#girlfriend', u'#boyfriend', u'#relationship', u'#girlfriend drop', u'#potential']",6092,1257,"October 16, 2007"
"To respond to a question before it is finished, often confusing the asker.",Presponse,TimS.,"[u'#pre', u'#response', u'#before', u'#silence', u'#awkward']",6515,739,"September 11, 2008"
"The hazy feeling one gets after spending too much time shopping at large chain stores including but not limited to Walmart, Home Depot, and Bed, Bath and Beyond.  Characterized by a headache, dry eyes, blurred vision, blank stare, sore feet.",Mass Merchanditis,John Banczak,"[u'#mass merchantitis', u'#big box', u'#retailer', u'#sickness', u'#discount', u'#boredom']",1378,2605,"October 08, 2008"
"Politics: Formerly known as ""the double-cross,"" it refers to infiltration and sabotage of the opposition party, particuarly during (but not limited to) an election campaign. The second half of ""All the President's Men"" describes ratfucking done to 1972 Democratic presidential candidates by employees of the Committee to Re-Elect Nixon.",ratfuck,Jay Young,"[u'#double-cross', u'#politics', u'#dirty trick', u'#on the level', u'#fair and square']",1518,1924,"September 30, 2006"
"When you're about to high five someone, and your hands are just about to hit, then the other high-fiver quickly moves their hand away leaving you with a non-returned air five... you dork.",faux five,natal33t,"[u'#faux', u'#high', u'#five', u'#lame', u'#poop']",2092,2944,"September 01, 2008"
When the braking of a car is left to one's choice due to an unnecessary stop sign.,Stoptional,"Eberle, Nathaniel","[u'#optionable', u'#stopional', u'#a hard stop', u'#braking', u'#brake']",5885,1464,"May 17, 2007"
"The act of, or state of being a slacker.  Describes the attitude typically associated with being a slacker.
 Most appropriately applies to one with no responsibilities, one that gets by pretending to be hard at work, or the co-worker that is found hanging out near the coffee machine for most of the day.",slackitude,Sohail Mirza,"[u'#slacker', u'#useless', u'#lazy', u'#coworker', u'#co-worker']",2570,1523,"August 12, 2006"
"A prerecorded call that is sent to hundreds or thousands of telephone numbers. An automatic dialing computer goes through a targeted list of phone numbers.
 Or: an individual call received.",robocall,vanilla g-lotto,[],4300,1734,"December 19, 2004"
"a passenger who reads and replies to any and all text messages recieved on the drivers phone, thus alowing the driver to focus on the road and not hit anything or get pulled over for reckless driving.",designated texter,jdcftb12,"[u'#cell phone', u'#texting', u'#txt', u'#sms', u'#texting while driving']",6656,809,"August 04, 2008"
"1.) A bunch of bullshit; unsupported bullshit; a notion stated a fact.
",haberdash,westsan,"[u'#exhaggeration', u'#unsupported', u'#bullshit', u'#haberdasher', u'#crap', u'#bragging']",1290,3826,"June 06, 2006"
a phone call (or a text) to arrange an immediate cuddle date. Not a booty call but similar in the call for satisfaction nature of the behavior.,cuddle call,pixelfairy,"[u'#cuddle', u'#sweet', u'#satisfaction', u'#cute', u'#call']",3466,2242,"August 21, 2008"
"The opposite of the royal we, meaning ""you"".  Used by your significant other to get you to do something.",The Spousal We,CarlInLB,"[u'#so', u'#we', u'#wife', u'#royal', u'#spouse']",4002,924,"August 21, 2008"
"1: a fictional person representing the whole of the people; mostly the lower to middle class.
 2: a political strategy where one side asks the other what he would do for the above mentioned.",Joe the Plumber,Americant,"[u'#joe', u'#plumber', u'#politcal strategy', u'#common people', u'#plummer', u'#lower class']",4009,3070,"October 15, 2008"
"When a person goes out to an event or club to pursue wealthy people, and/or get free drinks and food.",Party for profit,KweenKarima,"[u'#goldigger', u'#club', u'#flat broke', u'#sugar daddy', u'#sugar mama']",1069,2817,"August 15, 2008"
"requesting something indirectly by way of a question
note: this is distinguished from a regular question because the answer is usually obvious",requestion,B. Sonderman,"[u'#question', u'#request', u'#demand', u'#stupid question', u'#loaded question']",5221,879,"January 10, 2006"
"An imaginary telephone device popular with riders of public transport, those having manic episodes, paranoid schizophrenics, and just common talk to yourself out loud types. ",imaginary bluetooth,wheaty,"[u'#bluetooth', u'#paranoid schizoprenia', u'#bus', u'#talking to yourself', u'#star trek']",3368,3185,"August 19, 2008"
When you're in a shower and have to blow your nose. You use your index and thumb and replicate the actions of blowing your nose then letting the shower wash the boogers away.,Shower Tissue,Jeff Aalms,"[u'#shower', u'#tissue', u'#shower issue', u'#showe rissue', u'#kleenex']",5859,1724,"August 14, 2008"
"Australian, n , cans; tins of beer.",tinnies,herbie,[],2591,1582,"August 31, 2004"
"When a man sleeps with a single mother with a small child.
 Also, when a man expresses false adornment for a women's child in order to sleep with her.",Shoplift the Pooty,Magikman,[],3159,6940,"May 28, 2004"
"A situation or activity that has become completely fucked up, or, an exercise in futility.  The phrase comes from the image of a goat, tied down with a rope, humping the rope but not getting anywhere.  Similar to goat fuck.",goat rope,johnny501,"[u'#goat fuck', u'#fubar', u'#messed up', u'#futile', u'#pointless']",866,4133,"October 09, 2005"
"For My Information
 ",FMI,Amanda Maillet,"[u'#can also be seperated by periods. f.m.i.', u'#to find something out', u'#to bring myself up-to-date', u""#to enlighten one's self"", u'#to put myself in the picture']",988,4546,"January 09, 2008"
"1) somebody who works in or for the media who ensures that the public understands things from a certain perspective.    
 2) a radio station DJ, or MC at a club or event.",spin doctor,Bungalow Bill,[],3339,1167,"July 01, 2004"
"When you are one with something. Suggests unity or completion. A loosely defined quality combining or uniting athletic skill with love and respect, as well as money. ",quan,jyther,[],990,3141,"November 22, 2002"
"a particularly shitty male haircut in which the sides cover the ears and the hair appears to be ""snap on"".",lego hair,daniel hanner,"[u'#hair burns', u'#plastic', u'#clip on', u'#bowl cut', u'#tupperware hair']",5123,1247,"December 29, 2006"
"a mythical male creature who is successful (read: pursuing his passion and can pay his electric bills/rent), funny, chivalrous, masculine (read: not chauvinistic), adventurous, artistic (read: not suicidal).   ",manicorn,B&E,"[u'#unicorn', u'#man', u'#ideal man', u'#men who suck', u'#myth', u'#mythology', u'#mythological creatures', u'#urban legends', u'#romance', u'#fake love']",3722,1585,"April 08, 2007"
"Average American moron, IQ 60, drinking beer, watching baseball and CNN, and believe everything his President says.",Joe Sixpack,Herr Snecke,[],7280,1643,"September 06, 2003"
"Acronym for ""Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt.""  Originally created to refer to smear campaigns used by IBM against competing products to maintain market share -- ""Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM.""  Often used to refer to a marketing campaign centered around the use of scare tactics or ad hominem attacks towards one's competitors.",fud,Anonymous,[],1027,2189,"August 05, 2003"
"When, in a last minute effort to become re-elected, a political figure happens upon a bit of ""lucky coincidence.""",October Surprise,K Dawg Plus,[],2874,1311,"September 06, 2004"
"Military term, 'Fucking New Guy' usually someone just out of training or just transfered into the unit/AO, who either hasn't proved his worth or doesn't know how to operate properly due to lack of experiance.",FNG,MarineJulio,[],4212,984,"June 06, 2004"
A people traffic jam that occurrs in subway tunnels and bus stations.  Caused by inconsiderate workaholics walking too slow while their noses are glued to their Blackberry device.,Blackberry Jam,bratina,[],4631,880,"August 30, 2005"
A person who is obsessed with name brand clothing. See label whore. ,tag hag,toast455,"[u'#label whore', u'#abercrombie', u'#trendy', u'#duds', u'#fashion']",4552,763,"January 31, 2006"
Urinate (chiefly British),slash,LAG,[],3137,2522,"February 01, 2003"
What you say to a person when you have been one-upped by said person in an argument or debate of some sort. Pretty much just lets you try to get the last word in when you have no other retort.,You forgot Poland,Prox,[],2241,3276,"March 19, 2005"
Abbr. GB. One billion dollars. An insane amount of money,gigabucks,WarPirate,"[u'#jigabucks', u'#megabucks', u'#gajillion', u'#million', u'#billion', u'#dollars']",1563,3206,"January 22, 2007"
A political pundit or commentator who is unable to think for her/himself.,politiclone,Jeff Lyons,"[u'#pundit', u'#politics', u'#courtesan', u'#parrot', u'#conform']",1981,2826,"August 29, 2006"
"a double handed high five, reserved for especially awesome scenarios.",high ten,8675309,"[u'#high', u'#five', u'#hihg', u'#fyve', u'#tne']",5898,1232,"September 17, 2006"
"The peak of office employee stress levels which ultimately starts with the screaming of vulgar language within the workplace. It can often times lead to assaulting fellow employees, abusing office equipment and/or stealing of company property, abusing sick days and ultimately poor production at work. A possible side effect is that the employee continues to take out his or her rage at their residence in the form of kicking small animals and drinking heavily. 
",Desk Rage,The Russ Buss,"[u'#office', u'#cubicle', u'#work', u'#abuse', u'#postal']",3962,811,"November 28, 2006"
"Sanitized replacement for ""Fuck"" used on ""Battlestar Galactica""",frack,Doc Evil,[],4495,1982,"July 26, 2003"
"A term used to describe an electric guitar that is being played without an amplifier, or ""unplugged."" It's still an electric guitar, but without the distortion and volume that the amp provides it sounds more like an acoustic.",elecoustic,J. Arnier,"[u'#electric guitar', u'#acoustic', u'#guitar', u'#amp', u'#unplugged']",1024,3105,"May 20, 2007"
the child of a gay couple. plain and simple.,gaybie,RachelLea,"[u'#gay', u'#baby', u'#babies', u'#gay couples', u'#gay adoption']",7250,1725,"February 10, 2008"
Other People's Money,opm,KMKween_4_life,[],1095,4678,"March 21, 2005"
"A demand made on internet forums to post images of a currently discussed topic. A lack of images is tantamount to a lack of proof; hence the consequence is ""shens"" or shenanigans. See pics or stfu  Roughly translated, it means ""show images of said topic or I will consider your claim to be false""",pics or shens,BurnDown,[],833,3433,"July 28, 2004"
"An acronym for ""First Lady I'd Rim Job"", and a reference to Hilary Clinton. Made famous by the 9/13/2008 opening skit of Saturday Night Live dialog:
  ",FLIRJ,FeralCat,"[u'#clinton', u'#palin', u'#tina fey', u'#flirj', u'#snl', u'#skit']",3936,1540,"September 14, 2008"
someone who purchases at locations for an underlying purpose of being seen.  Buying the label not the look.,conspicuous consumer,Amanda2008,"[u'#conspicuous', u'#consumer', u'#visible', u'#purchaser', u'#trendy']",1257,1981,"April 09, 2008"
"The act of putting on lipstick suggestively;
The oral equivalent of a striptease.",liptease,pilaman,"[u'#lips', u'#lipstick', u'#striptease', u'#whore', u'#strip']",4235,794,"May 24, 2007"
"A policy of preemptive strike, as proposed by President George W. Bush.",bush doctrine,Timmy™,"[u'#pre-emptive strike', u'#george w bush', u'#bush', u'#war', u'#foreign policy']",2174,2989,"October 21, 2006"
"The political primary season in the United States, where the party rank-and-file select their  candidates for elective office.   So called  because of the phony ""issues"" prospective candidates dredge up to get attention, which tend to have little to do with the real challenges facing the republic. 
 Thought to have originated in New Hampshire, the state with the first presidential primaries.",silly season,Nicole S.,"[u'#political', u'#primaries', u'#elections', u'#candidates', u'#president']",642,2609,"March 15, 2006"
"A term used by many, generally in reference to someone who may be trying to make something or someone look appealing or attractive when it quite clearly will not work, or will only deceive the dumbest of people. 
 Car salesmen are generally good at ""putting lipstick on a pig"" because they are always selling unroadworthy buckets of shit and try and hide their shitfulness by tarting them up.",putting lipstick on a pig,Scoundrel,[],5539,857,"August 10, 2004"
"""Rave"" or form of wild dancing party where all of the members listen to music through headphones on seperate portable music players. The players are all synchronized so everyone is hearing the same thing, but no outsiders hear anything, hence the ""silent"" portion of the name.",Silent Rave,TrueKore,"[u'#silent', u'#rave', u'#music', u'#party', u'#dance']",4039,1164,"August 31, 2006"
Evacuation from a major hurricane turned into a short holiday.,hurrication,Derrick P,"[u'#evacuation', u'#vacation', u'#hurricane', u'#bugging out', u'#fleeing the storm']",3629,1363,"July 12, 2006"
verb: to dress formally.  Originating from the Bay Area.,grown man,Frisco Will,"[u'#syn: dressed up', u'#formal', u'#pimpin', u'#antonyms: scrubbed out', u'#broke']",1211,3944,"May 21, 2006"
"To binge on a song or artist.
The act of repeatedly and obsessively listening to a particular song or artist over a relatively short period of time. Periods of song binging are followed by extended periods of skipping the certain track or artist, leaving them unplayed. ",Song Binging,mini_man543,"[u'#song', u'#binge', u'#binging', u'#song binging', u'#artist']",4857,1219,"July 26, 2008"
"The act of attempting to ride a bus by standing in the aisle like a surfer. The goal is to stand for as long as possible without touching anything (seats, poles, people) for support. 
 Often a competition between two people to see who can stand the longest.",Bus Surfing,magic_8ball,"[u'#bussurfing', u'#busurfing', u'#bus surf', u'#bus surfer', u'#transport surfer']",5651,1039,"December 30, 2007"
(adj.) Fucking expensive,fexpensive,Jeff h. Johnson,"[u'#very expensive', u'#feasy', u'#unreasonable', u'#costly', u'#priceless']",1508,5611,"February 08, 2007"
Loosing your connection to the internet,interneuter,eviltoystealer,"[u'#internet', u'#neuter', u'#interneutered', u'#internewted', u'#cat']",1144,5119,"July 01, 2006"
"Loves it is just another word for ""I love it!""
 Made up by Paris and Nicole of the Simple Life.",Loves it,SweetNAMese,[],1563,6540,"February 10, 2005"
"The abdomen area of a pregnant woman.  As the fetus/baby grows so does a woman's belly.  Thus it is referred to as a ""baby bump.""",baby bump,angel carter,"[u'#baby-bump', u'#pregnant', u'#abdomen', u'#belly', u'#pregnancy', u'#fetus']",4750,1681,"March 06, 2006"
Encourage a friend to send you a SMS on their cell phone/mobile.  The thumb being the key finger used in texting a message.,Thumb me,el cee,"[u'#sms', u'#phone', u'#message', u'#text', u'#mobile']",923,5817,"June 01, 2007"
"A term used for describing the opposite sex as good looking, however not usually used between the same gender. The opposite of this is commonly butterz. See also buff and Hot.",Fittie,Posa-D,"[u'#fit', u'#hot', u'#buff', u'#sexy', u'#attractive']",953,5287,"November 15, 2005"
The feeling you have after a big party you had been anticipating is over.,Post-Party Depression,emily mitchell-marell,"[u'#postpartum depression', u'#postparty depression', u'#party foul', u'#party planning', u'#event planning']",5369,924,"December 03, 2007"
"Spanish slang meaning skeet.
Comes from the reggaeton song ""Gasolina"" by Daddy Yankee.",gasolina,AC,[],1317,4414,"October 25, 2004"
"To return a wave to someone you think is waving at you, but is actually waving to the person behind you.  Usually results in embarrassment and introversion.",mis-wave,David Hawaii,"[u'#miss', u'#miswave', u'#mis', u'#wave', u'#waving']",6508,643,"May 26, 2007"
To remove a 'friendship' from facebook due to having either accidentily adding him/her as a friend or actually adding them and reconsidering later.,deface,Zennon,"[u""#deface'd"", u'#news cramp', u'#facebook', u'#friends', u'#networking']",4016,1111,"December 16, 2007"
"The removal of excess body hair via waxing, shaving, plucking. Also manscap - ing, ed
 See Metrosexual",Manscape,AirRazr,[],5561,991,"August 13, 2003"
"The process a candidate for president goes through to choose a running mate. It's a portmanteau word combining the colloquial pronunciation of VP as ""veep"" and sweepstakes.
 The winner of the veepstakes is awarded the honor of being trashed in the media for the next 5 months.",veepstakes,The Grammar Nazi,"[u'#politics', u'#campaign', u'#brain schweitzer', u'#barack obama', u'#president']",769,2988,"June 06, 2008"
the medical condition causing pain in the wrists after playing guitar hero for an extended amount of time,Guitarthritis,Bojangles Mother,"[u'#guitar hero', u'#guitar', u'#arhritis', u'#masturbation', u'#jacking off']",4330,1448,"April 08, 2008"
"1.A car that is wrecked, totaled or not drivable. 
2.A very old car that needs a lot of servicing.
3.A car that is a lemon.
4.Any car that either looks like it will, or has fallen completely apart while someone was driving it
",Doom Buggy,Tara Hunt,"[u'#car', u'#wrecked', u'#totaled', u'#driving', u'#engine', u'#ride', u'#vehicle']",2395,1555,"February 10, 2007"
"from the very start, or from the beginning",gitgo,herbana,"[u'#start', u'#beginning', u'#first', u'#intro', u'#day one']",3300,1670,"October 19, 2006"
"v.
1. To gain entry; to connect, as to a network.
2. To enter or connect by deceptive or unscrupulous means, esp. with malicious intent.",jack in,tlc,[],1225,2360,"November 20, 2004"
"A game that can be played in large meetings. The players write down management-nonsense word like ""Out-of-the-box-thinking"", ""Synergy"", ""Content streamlining"" etc. in a 5 by 5 square bingo card.
If a word or phrase is used during the meeting you check the box. When you get a five box line (horizontally, vertically or diagonally ) you shout ""BULLSHIT!"" and win.",bullshit bingo,Domestic violins,"[u'#bullshit', u'#bingo', u'#meeting', u'#management', u'#game']",6507,872,"April 27, 2008"
"To draft off of, when cycling.  often said to friends",grab a wheel,Yitah,[],530,3839,"January 27, 2004"
To be reprimanded via sms messages on a mobile (aka cell) phone.,thumb lashing,Alberto Rosso,"[u'#tongue lashing', u'#.thumblashing', u'#reprimand', u'#message', u'#sms']",2956,1769,"August 14, 2007"
"A little less than gr8 (great) but still better than just good
said grr-sev-en",gr7,Ivan S,"[u'#great', u'#grseven', u'#good', u'#gr8', u'#bad', u'#grr7']",2013,5989,"October 12, 2007"
"v.- Describing someone with the ability to use their feet to pick things up. Also, pedextrous",pedexterity,Am B. Dextrous,"[u'#feet', u'#toes', u'#dextrous', u'#ambidextrous', u'#ped']",3369,1104,"April 15, 2008"
A social offense that can be called out when one is being falsely spoken for.,the royal we,Darren C,"[u'#words in my mouth', u'#royal we', u'#spoken for', u'#behalf', u""#didn't say that""]",1820,3698,"December 08, 2007"
Your middle finger. Usually refers to the one on the left hand so it can be displayed out the driver's side window to comment on another driver's behavior.,driving finger,andrew macnamee,"[u'#flip off', u'#flip the bird', u'#give the finger', u'#masshole', u'#fuck you']",3975,1494,"November 06, 2007"
"When you get to where you were intending to go, you forget why you were going there in the first place.  Not to be confused with being stoned, destinesia often occurs during working hours, and is the cause of much frustration.",Destinesia,Antonie LaChappelle,"[u'#stoned', u'#memory problems', u'#senility', u'#head trauma', u'#stress.']",5441,741,"November 28, 2007"
"(test-OSS-ih-cross) v. The movie moment when every man in the theater crosses his legs and moans, right after someone's groin has been pummelled onscreen.
 ",Testosticross,Cynthia E. Jones,"[u'#testicles', u'#verb', u'#cross', u'#movie', u'#television', u'#pain', u'#wince']",1876,4324,"January 04, 2006"
"27 seconds a day, 4 days a week, i.e. quite rare",27/4,Huw_Jarce,"[u'#lazy', u'#kev', u'#24/7', u'#bastard', u'#boss']",1950,6027,"November 02, 2005"
a word used to express absolute astonishment!,phuket thailand,Tess Connellan,"[u'#far out', u'#holy crap', u'#phuket', u'#omg', u'#oh my god.']",1023,6860,"March 22, 2008"
"When one uses a story/saying/information/anecdote that they recieved or overheard from another individual they know and they do not cite the source. In turn, implying that they themselves are the original source of information. ",social plagiarism,Mae Mae,"[u'#exaggeraters', u'#eavesdroppers', u'#white liers', u'#perveyors of misinformation', u'#attention whores', u'#glory hogs', u'#impersonation', u'#mimicry', u'#meat wallet', u'#surface', u'#superficial']",5046,1106,"December 14, 2007"
The art of piling clothes on a chair to be used in place of a closet or dresser.  If a chair is not available one can always defer to a floordrobe.,chairdrobe,Amanda S B Green,"[u'#wardrobe', u'#chairdrob', u'#laundry', u'#floordrobe', u'#closet', u'#dresser', u'#hamper']",7054,790,"May 23, 2007"
The look that someone gives another person when they pass gas in public.,flatuglance,SoccerGoddess920,"[u'#flataglance', u'#farting', u'#passing gas', u'#tooting', u'#flateglance']",2090,3795,"October 20, 2007"
Not In My Back Yard; someone who opposes anything built right by where they live.,NIMBY,Korora,[],3444,2408,"November 17, 2003"
"""Shuffle shame"" is when your mp3 music player is playing on speakers in shuffle mode, and somebody enters the room at the exact moment the worst song of your collection is being played.",shuffle shame,Laurent Haug,"[u'#music', u'#ipod', u'#mp3', u'#notgood', u'#crap']",6929,880,"October 20, 2006"
The uncontrollable urge to scream obscenities at other drivers who infringe on your space (whether real or imagined).,Traffic Tourette's,JJE,"[u'#road rage', u""#tourrette's"", u'#traffic', u'#freeway', u'#driving']",5859,911,"March 06, 2008"
"In the sport of paintball, someone who ""wipes"" the paint off of them if they are hit, in order to stay in the game.",Wiper,Spyder,[],1745,2916,"November 29, 2004"
"A small-sized hangover, usually comes with merely a mild headache, a vague fatigue, and little or no sense of regret and/or shame.",leanover,Jordan VB,"[u'#alcohol', u'#drunk', u'#regrets', u'#hangover', u'#leanover', u'#zac efron']",4362,1288,"September 06, 2007"
sweet fuck all. Amounting to nothing or very little,SFA,Dan,[],990,5523,"July 24, 2004"
"A phrase that is used when someone is offended by something you said. This phrase then removes all the offensiveness of the previous statement, making it all good.",i'm just sayin',Ryan OVB,[],9247,1064,"July 22, 2005"
"When you are walking past someone in close proximity and your body parts touch theirs. Thus, making you feel uncomfortable.",brush the horse,Trixie Sadler,"[u'#pet the pony', u'#brush my horse', u'#strokin the mane', u'#doing the peggy', u'#friction on the fupa']",969,4987,"July 28, 2006"
"visible clumps of nose goblins, often found clinging to nasal hair.",bats in the cave,pow3rzz,"[u'#grooming', u'#nose hair', u'#gross', u'#snot', u'#boogers']",4736,1407,"January 21, 2007"
Doing something that is a complete waste of effort and time for which you can expect no results and may even backfire on you.,piss in the wind,Blue Cawdrey,[],6108,668,"November 21, 2004"
"In the spirit of the mile high club, but for those who couldn't afford the plane tickets so are just taking the train. ",meter high club,do.g,"[u'#sex', u'#plane', u'#train', u'#mile high club', u'#public']",3067,1857,"October 01, 2007"
A cellcert is a concert transmitted via cell phone. A cellcert happens when a person dials a friend and hold up his or her cell so said friend can enjoy the show.,cellcert,krenee,[],1162,4076,"May 10, 2005"
"Much tamer than ""Fuck me boots"" because the heel is shorter and less spikey.  It is merely an invitation to ask me out and see how it goes.  While less sexy than FMB they are much sexier than ""Ignore me boots"".",ask me out boots,jamison313,"[u'#fuck me boots', u'#pumps', u'#heels', u'#stiletto', u'#kinky boots']",1353,4023,"February 20, 2007"
adj. The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks.,critical ass,ElinorG,"[u'#ass', u'#bootie', u'#apple bottom', u'#critical mass', u'#buttocks']",6296,1251,"September 29, 2006"
The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.  ,Textpectation,Harvey W,"[u'#text', u'#sms', u'#phone', u'#text message', u'#mobile phone']",8487,996,"July 21, 2006"
Someone who spends all their time on the computer surfing the net or playing games. Similar to couch potato.,mouse potato,el,[],6798,1128,"January 07, 2005"
When you regularly flirt with an acquaintance or friend but do no more.,flirtationship,Bloo,[],6501,1124,"February 12, 2005"
"This is a less offensive way of saying ""Jesus Christ""
 It originated with the movie 'The Faculty'. In the real version, one of the characters exclaimed ""Jesus Christ!"" but in the edited TV version, they had it changed to ""Cheese and rice!""",cheese and rice,crowdish,[],4652,2302,"November 15, 2003"
v. Expression used by rough older British blokes to describe taking a really big piss when they've not been to the bathroom for a while. ,Empty a Leg,Satandog,"[u'#piss', u'#leak', u'#stream', u'#point percy at the porcelain', u'#wee']",3790,980,"March 30, 2006"
"What someone would say to insinuate that it was their style, or that it was the way they usually do things.",That's how I roll,Jessicka.,"[u""#that's how i do"", u""#that's what it be like"", u""#that's how i do it"", u""#that's what i do"", u""#that's how it go""]",6196,909,"July 05, 2006"
"A female 'friend' who shows no outward interest in you, but will go all out to prevent you from hooking with other women by slagging you behind your back.",date shield,yoohoo,[],2716,2027,"May 07, 2003"
"Adjective. Popular on the outside, poopy on the inside.",poopular,Shosti,"[u'#trendy', u'#pooptastic', u'#shittastic', u'#line them up against a wall', u'#popular', u'#shitty', u'#undeserving', u'#pooptard', u'#treacherous whore']",1634,4868,"July 30, 2006"
"Short form of good looking out, meaning ""thank you""",Good Looking,D-Money,[],1419,5408,"April 21, 2004"
"a get-together consisting of close friends, partying and drinking.",kickback,lindsay,[],4845,1695,"March 18, 2004"
"a particular lure used in the sport of fishing that has a superior quality above others with its class.
ie. to use such a lure",masterbait,Genius,[],2705,4097,"February 27, 2004"
The act of breaking the tether that AT&T has on your iPhone. ,Jailbreak,ZG,"[u'#iphone', u'#hack', u'#brick', u'#break', u'#at&t']",1163,4044,"June 10, 2008"
A cell phone which copies the look and features of an iPhone.,iPhoney,SC Robinson,"[u'#iphone', u'#cell phone', u'#knock-off', u'#copy-cat', u'#mobile phone']",4014,2483,"July 10, 2008"
"The condition of somebody that is unable to deal with life, usually found sitting around a neglected apartment with bad hair and bad outfit.",self helpless,pixelfairy,"[u'#self helpless', u'#lame', u'#loser', u'#self help', u'#duh', u'#camaro']",2801,1271,"June 24, 2008"
Someone Else's Problem,sep,salamandir,"[u'#tgif', u'#rtfm', u'#someone', u""#else's"", u'#problem']",1287,3072,"May 18, 2006"
A controversial process of extracting otherwise-secret information from a friend or co-worker by getting them drunk and thereby loosening their control on their tongue. ,beerboarding,Nathan Montague and Claudia Wheatley,"[u'#interrogation', u'#confidence', u'#waterboarding', u'#torture', u'#secrets']",8395,1442,"June 23, 2008"
A woman with whom you are friendly but not in any way romantically linked.,friend girl,Randy Steele,"[u'#friends', u'#girls', u'#romantic', u'#platonic', u'#asexual', u'#buddy', u'#tomboy', u'#pal']",4100,1840,"June 18, 2008"
"Means ""I only laughed once"".
 Usually said when something isn't really that funny.
 Opposite of ""i lol'd"".",i olo'd,phubans,"[u'#meh', u'#boring', u'#unfunny', u'#shrug', u'#ok', u'#whatever']",1164,4756,"June 23, 2008"
"The day people light things on fire, and blame it on loving their country.",fourth of july,ouirewoi,"[u'#4th', u'#4th of july', u'#holiday', u'#fireworks', u'#police', u'#american']",5959,1488,"July 04, 2007"
"Adding friends to facebook who you don't particularly like, socialize with or think you are friends with.",fakebook,eibs,"[u'#fakebook', u'#snakebook', u'#takebook', u'#hatebook', u'#ridiculousbook']",5008,1614,"July 10, 2008"
When the new young preps have two pairs of Rainbows flip flops and one of which they concider new and clean enough for fomal occasions.,Dress Flops,Billy Guess?,"[u'#flip flop', u'#flip flops', u'#sandals', u'#rainbows', u'#shoe', u'#preppie', u'#preps']",1469,2876,"July 10, 2008"
"The feeling of guilt for using too much carbon, 
e.g. too much air travel, 
driving to the corner shop in the car, etc",carbon guilt,jenngirl,"[u'#carbon guilt', u'#guilt', u'#carbon', u'#too much carbon', u'#air travel', u'#flying']",1425,3033,"August 29, 2007"
To calculate how cost effective an alcoholic beverage is.  Otherwise known as the cost per shot ratio. ,Alculate,ItsGonnaBeNeal,"[u'#alcohol', u'#drinking', u'#fuzzy naval', u'#shot', u'#sober']",2927,1254,"January 27, 2008"
"Acronym for 'I think you'll find'
Because sometimes FYI just isn't irritating and smug enough.",ITYF,Harry Sargent,"[u'#fyi', u'#acronym', u'#thx', u'#fao', u'#rsvp', u'#dress-down-friday']",1252,2198,"June 18, 2008"
"(phrase): for a heterosexual to enter an LGBT (lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans) event such as a Pride parade or festival. Coined by Natasha Bedingfield in an interview about Milwaukee's Pridefest in Summer of 2008, referring to gate crashing, but the interviewer heard ""gate"" as ""gay,"" which was equally appropriate.",gay crashing,Tedrick,"[u'#wedding crashers', u'#gate crashing', u'#gate crashing a cocktail party', u'#opportunivore', u'#foam party']",2546,837,"June 18, 2008"
"A “Tip-of-the-Hat”, if you will, after a bystander passes gas in an egregious manner.  Basically it is your vote of approval during post-flatulence that the individual did indeed go above and beyond the normal farting standards.",Good Push,arsher,"[u'#fart', u'#flatulence', u'#gas', u'#poot', u'#goodpush']",1722,1372,"June 18, 2008"
"The philosophy that when you die, your soul goes up on a roof and gets stuck. (George Carlin)",Frisbeetarianism,Randi®,[],3987,1111,"April 01, 2004"
"using email to back out or ditch on plans, dates and even relationships.",email bail,em bee kay,"[u'#dating', u'#relationships', u'#guys', u'#sex', u'#cowardice', u'#procrastination']",3312,723,"June 18, 2008"
"(adj) Something which arouses no interest at all.
 Used to politely avoid admitting this, which indirectly expresses your indifference.",interesting,Prof. Wetwang,[],4014,916,"August 04, 2004"
"The common practice of men, where after using a public restroom, instead of actually washing their hands, they simply slightly dampen them under the sink and then dry them on the pants or a paper towel.  Thus giving the illusion that they did in fact wash their hands.",courtesy wash,Taliesinson,"[u'#courtesy', u'#flush', u'#restroom', u'#hygiene', u'#toilet']",2970,489,"July 10, 2008"
Porn created with the game Spore.,sporn,sporn,"[u'#spore', u'#porn', u'#creature', u'#creator', u'#penis', u'#monster']",1011,1427,"July 10, 2008"
A sexually explicit animated icon used in chat conversations.,Eroticon,"Juan ""The Garrioch"" Hefe","[u'#emoticon', u'#chat', u'#bukake', u'#trouble', u'#mad money']",1306,819,"June 17, 2008"
"Intentionally posing in other people's photos, for a later surprise. 
Usually people making funny faces in the background, without the knowledge of the main subjects of the photo.",photobombing,U8IK,"[u'#photo', u'#fun', u'#bombing', u'#dissruptive', u'#funny']",3349,392,"May 06, 2008"
Used in many MMORPG's to indicate that you will be away to go to the restroom.,bio,Blackadder ll,[],1839,1224,"January 15, 2005"
How the fuck.,htf,Linguica,[],2742,845,"November 07, 2002"
Charity Mugger. One of those people who stands in the street with a big brightly-coloured bib and quite possibly a clipboard soliticing donations to the Feline Liberation Army or some other worthy cause.,chugger,Ian Chode,[],1004,1302,"April 03, 2003"
"To become enraged; to lose one's temper, clothing and power of coherent speech before embarking on a spree of violence and wanton destruction.  After the comicbook character who turned from an unregarded geek into a thundering green mass of unstoppable fury.",hulk out,marcata,[],2603,586,"August 14, 2003"
Vomit or snot from a baby found around the upper chest or shoulders of their father which shows the world that they are a parent.,daddy badge,Theako,"[u'#daddy', u'#badge', u'#parent', u'#snot', u'#vomit']",1969,639,"September 06, 2007"
"Personification given to mainly booze, and sometimes referring to other drugs.  Generally used to refer to drugs when a person is feeling down and a person is saying it's what they need and/or use to feel better.",dr. feelgood,Dusty Bannister,"[u'#alcohol', u'#booze', u'#drugs', u'#liquor', u'#beer']",1203,918,"August 21, 2007"
"The mother of your child(ren), whom you did not marry and with whom you are not currently involved.",baby mama,snarkette,[],4216,1094,"April 23, 2003"
A point in a conversation where you say something that you really didn't mean to.,Word Vomit,MoonCricket,[],2545,822,"November 25, 2004"
Driving techniques and car mods aimed at increasing your gas mileage to the absolute max. Often practiced with a Toyota Prius or other hybrid vehicle.,hypermiling,nogas,"[u'#prius', u'#gas mileage', u'#ecofreak', u'#efficient', u'#engineer']",738,1302,"April 07, 2007"
"An adjective used in hip-hop culture to describe someone who is considered to be well respected, coming from a combination of the words ""true"" and ""real"".  ",Trill,Letgo,[],12916,5658,"April 23, 2003"
"Apple's iPhone before activation. Refers to how useless it is when it can't do anything, and its striking resemblance to a brick. ",iBrick,thesadmonkey,"[u'#iphone', u'#apple', u'#ibrikc', u'#ibirck', u'#ibirkc']",1608,1395,"June 30, 2007"
"a person who does not wash their hands after urinating is placed on the 'yellow list', or they are 'yellow listed'",yellow listed,katydid,"[u'#yellow list', u'#urinate', u'#yelow list', u'#yellow listed', u'#yellow lissts']",2529,564,"January 11, 2008"
"n;
Slang for Cocaine, popular in California's Bay Area.
 Syn;
blow,coke,snow.",Yay,Bookworm,[],5020,2770,"February 02, 2005"
"That 5 - 10 minute nap that you have to take when your body is completely exhausted and your mind is over stressed.  Happens if you want it or not, and you usually wake up feeling like you've had a full night's rest.",combat nap,stikjock,"[u'#combat', u'#nap', u'#warfare', u'#napping', u'#sleep', u'#combat nap']",2342,565,"August 30, 2007"
The act of celebrating an event before it has been fully resolved.  Sometimes quickly followed by an embarrassing retraction when things turn out differently.,premature joculation,JT Basher,"[u'#count', u'#chickens', u'#before', u'#they', u'#hatch']",1794,714,"May 30, 2008"
A New Year's Resolution that starts June 1st instead of January 1st. This is assuming the original act of self improvement has failed from January to June and it is time to start over with something else. ,June Year's Resolution,Fat Prank,"[u'#lazy', u'#working out', u'#self help', u'#resolution', u'#calendar', u'#new years', u'#smoking']",632,1457,"May 31, 2008"
"A colloquialism used to delineate the precise moment at which a cinematic franchise has crossed over from remote plausibility to self parodying absurdity, usually indicating a low point in the series from which it is unlikely to recover. A reference to one of the opening scenes of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, in which the titular hero manages to avoid death by nuclear explosion by hiding inside a kitchen refrigerator. The film is widely recognised by fans as a major departure from the rest of the series both in terms of content and quality.",nuke the fridge,Nuking the Fridge,"[u'#jump the shark', u'#nuking the fridge', u'#cinematic mediocrity', u'#failure', u'#cgi monkeys']",1571,2108,"May 26, 2008"
"It means to have a fit, whether it be epileptic or emotional.  To forego rationality and opt for spasmodic movements, arms flailing, and utterances of an incoherent nature.  Likewise, it is the behavior of people who get upset when they don't understand something.",Chuck a Spaz,David Casey,[],983,1065,"November 30, 2004"
That's What She Said,twss,Blrtgrdle,[],1627,1667,"November 29, 2003"
"The refined art of being just late enough (5 minutes or so) to give the impression that you are a busy, popular person that was held up with other business.",Fashionably Late,Anna,[],3854,701,"October 08, 2003"
The accelerator pedal in your car during times of high gasoline prices. So named because it's prodigious use will lead to more cash spent on gas.,cash pedal,Spa67,"[u'#accelerator', u'#gas pedal', u'#throttle', u'#wellie', u'#mpg', u'#fuel economy', u'#money', u'#cash', u'#gas prices', u'#oil', u'#iraq', u'#suv', u'#poor', u'#thrifty']",1059,1288,"May 24, 2008"
"A condition resulting in a failure to process basic facts or comprehend common knowledge, due largely to having a mind full of useless information.",attention spam,Shamika Jones,"[u'#dizzy', u'#cheerleader', u'#sexy', u'#space cadet', u'#pdm']",1012,1077,"May 20, 2008"
An of offer of credit from a financial institution.,Application for Debt,Komic Kaze,"[u'#credit', u'#credit card', u'#debt', u'#financial', u'#bank']",1515,828,"May 19, 2008"
"Phrase originating in the Back Country Skiing arena. To trek up through the back country usually to a summit so as to descend. Usually in a remote area of the back country not accessible via ski lifts.
 AKA: EYT",Earn Your Turn,DoubleB,"[u'#eyt', u'#earn your turns', u'#backcountry skiing', u'#skiing', u'#ski']",447,1345,"December 12, 2007"
A term used to describe those rare days where everything you say is funny.,On The Laugh Rag,Graham Nolan,"[u'#rag', u'#funny', u'#period', u'#hilarious', u'#compliment', u'#menstrual']",645,2154,"August 23, 2006"
"Midnight showing on the day of release of a highly-anticipated film, typically of the science-fiction/fantasy genre.",Early Nerd Special,Theropod,[],2933,547,"March 10, 2004"
A vacation that is spent at one's home enjoying all that home and one's home environs have to offer.,staycation,SVS,"[u'#holiday', u'#vacation', u'#trip', u'#travel', u'#stay']",2981,736,"August 23, 2006"
the (often annoying to others who don't share it) overly happy attitude of early birders - often associated with a great eagerness to call 7am committee meetings and to embark on sales-related shopping trips that mimic dawn raids on enemy encampments,earlybirditude,Anthony Sheppard,"[u'#early bird', u'#attitude', u'#tude', u'#dick', u'#uber douche']",1728,656,"November 24, 2006"
"A person who eats meat virtually to the exclusion of vegetables.  The meatatarian often claims to be conserving veggies for those who would actually eat them, and keeps the veggies out of the waste stream, helping the environment, or keeping produce costs down.",meatatarian,randiskye,"[u'#environmentally responsible', u'#vegetarian', u'#vegan', u'#meat', u'#carnivore']",2207,946,"December 12, 2007"
"Basic cheap thongs (flip-flops), typically black, which have the strap secured by two plugs under the sole.",double pluggers,Ashleigh.,[],589,1922,"July 01, 2005"
"A relatively recent phenomenon from the Bay area (specifically Oakland) in which people modify bicycles to resemble (either functionally, aesthetically or philosophically) the famed ""scrapers"" of the hyphy movement.",scraper bike,robosauce,"[u'#scraper', u'#chopper bike', u'#mutant bike', u'#freak bike', u'#bicycle']",591,1378,"May 29, 2007"
Eating breakfast (or any other meal really) while standing at your kitchen counter instead of sitting at your kitchen table.,Bachelor Breakfast,Chris_K.,"[u'#bachelor breakfast', u'#kitchen', u'#table', u'#counter', u'#standing']",2680,419,"May 08, 2008"
"Italian hardcore soccer/football/footie hooligan or supporter.
In a lot of cases politically extreme winged (right or left).",tifosi,Kreutz,"[u'#football', u'#soccer', u'#footie', u'#skinhead', u'#hooligan', u'#supporter']",344,1516,"March 02, 2006"
"The mood or feeling one experiences after having just filled his or her vehicle with $4.00+ per gallon gasoline. (Usually consists of a sense of great economic despair, impending doom, anger, frustration, depression and/or a combination of all the above)
",bad fuel day,Sonoma County Dave,"[u'#bad fuel day', u'#bfd', u'#gas price', u'#gas prices', u'#expensive gas', u'#$4.00 gas']",1710,746,"April 22, 2008"
n. The act of using a regular cell phone to get information by calling someone who is sitting at a computer and can surf the internet by proxy.,iPhone-a-friend,nepenthean,"[u'#iphone', u'#cell phone', u'#cell', u'#google', u'#map', u'#lost', u'#directions']",891,1831,"December 01, 2007"
"Phrase usually used by Aussies meaning ""fuck off""",Rack Off,Al West,[],2468,642,"April 26, 2005"
The particles of air contaminated after someone or something lets out gas.,farticles,ThreePts,"[u'#fart', u'#gas', u'#air', u'#oxygen', u'#particles']",3602,765,"October 24, 2005"
"An expression foretelling a person's doom or demise. Originated from the fact that a murdered person's body decomposes and then provides fertilizer for grass, hence the ""ass"" becoming grass.",ass is grass,Satan,[],3402,884,"March 25, 2005"
really tight jeans worn by a man,nut huggers,kevin,[],4096,360,"February 27, 2003"
"Slang for a sandwich, usually store bought.",sando,Sir Michael,"[u'#sando', u'#sandwhich', u'#food', u'#oral', u'#head cold']",436,2496,"May 05, 2008"
When a female you are interested in casually reveals that she has a boyfriend (intentionally or otherwise).,boyfriend bomb,nomes,"[u'#boyfriend', u'#dating', u'#girls', u'#women', u'#revelation']",7783,1183,"December 21, 2005"
European slang for Cellular Telephone,handy,Vengo,[],907,2265,"March 25, 2003"
"The ultimate, above all, the best, top, something that nothing is better than. Also Über",uber,PHaNuBiS,[],9703,2034,"March 28, 2003"
"Advice, encouragement delivered via text... frequently related to dating and boss hating. Pronounced like tech support.",Text Support,Animall,"[u'#tech support', u'#text', u'#text message', u'#tech guy', u'#text addict']",907,1109,"August 30, 2007"
Abbreviation for postmodernism.  Usually hostile.,pomo,Andy,[],529,1416,"May 07, 2004"
"A long T-Shirt that goes down to someone's knees, and commonly worn by people into HipHop culture.",Tall Tee,Da Hoodsta Balla,[],1614,943,"August 23, 2005"
"n.: a bad situation, 2.: a dramatic, usually negative happening resulting in utter shit in one's life.",Shituation,You Need a Breath Mint!,[],3657,688,"November 12, 2003"
"(v.) To act with a false ethos surrounding oneself in an attempt to win respect from a certain influential party.
  Antonym: Keep it real",fake the funk,Kung-Fu Jesus,[],1373,770,"May 11, 2004"
"A Mathmeticians way of saying ""I win""",Q.E.D.,Really Bored,[],3716,1439,"July 02, 2005"
"To drive around a residential neighborhood in a search for fly girlies, preferably with speakers on blast.",bend the block,Blasta Disasta,"[u'#pull up', u'#drive-by', u'#six-four', u'#roll up', u""#rollin'""]",731,1140,"October 04, 2006"
An infatuation that develops out of close-quarters operation with another person.,proximity infatuation,SemperLieSuckah,"[u'#infatuation', u'#lust', u'#misguided attraction', u'#shallow attraction', u'#infatyouashun', u'#procsimity']",1804,420,"August 26, 2007"
"A general Marine Corps term, meaning ""Buddy Fucker"". It usually refers to a Marine who is supposed to use the ""Buddy System"", but chooses to leave his buddies hanging while he goes ahead without them.",Blue Falcon,Sgt B,"[u'#blue', u'#falcon', u'#buddy', u'#fucker', u'#blu']",556,1054,"April 16, 2008"
"This is what a person says when he is making a tentative appointment.  
 ""I'll Pencil"" (because the appointment can be erased)  ""you in"" (to my schedule book).",I'll pencil you in,boohiss,[],1924,448,"May 20, 2004"
"Using work time and resources for personal tasks.
 See reverse telecommuting, work from home",Homing from Work,Vebond,"[u'#work from home', u'#company dime', u'#slacking', u'#slackrer', u'#reverse telecommuting']",1875,563,"January 11, 2008"
"To come out rightly. To speak or approach someone with respect, and not with undeniable ignorance. To do something the right way the first time to avoid being bitched by another.",come correct,Tai,[],1705,717,"June 30, 2003"
"When actors engage in a romance for the run of a show.
Once the run is over so is the romance.
The term originated in the theater and moved to movies and scripted television and then reality television.
The term has now moved to the populace to discribe any contrived romance.",showmance,Bif Loman,"[u'#dating', u'#television', u'#reality televison', u'#playa', u'#hood rat']",1197,578,"July 17, 2006"
"Years ago, the power went out in San Francisco for a long time. Nine months later, there was a certain increase in birthrate. If you were born nine months aftert a power outage, you are a power outage baby.",power outage baby,Julsey Malone,"[u'#sex', u'#dark', u'#baby', u'#power cut', u'#freaky', u'#fun']",2243,757,"April 08, 2008"
"Unwillingness to expose one's thoughts, feelings or identity on the web, knowing that doing so means freaknobs from Baton Rouge to Bangladesh will know everything about you.",web shy,Bigtexxx,"[u'#blog', u'#shyness', u'#caution', u'#cautious', u'#writing']",1163,569,"April 16, 2008"
"(slang verb) To keep something all for oneself, thus depriving anyone else of having any. A slang term derived from the last name of famous actor Humphrey Bogart because he often kept a cigarette in the corner of his mouth, seemingly never actually drawing on it or smoking it. Often used with weed or joints but can be applied to anything.",bogart,Endymion Chiba,[],5898,1028,"September 11, 2003"
wood grain steering wheel,Grippin grain,Hoezbblockin,[],722,1326,"June 27, 2004"
To engage in dirty talk with ones partner via text message.,Textual Relations,Bobby Crumbsnatcher,"[u'#relations', u'#text', u'#dirtytalk', u'#partner', u'#conversation']",2345,471,"April 16, 2008"
dead fuckin last. as in a sporting event or race. or anything else you can get last in.,dfl,francisco,[],2321,1034,"December 08, 2003"
"To ""rip,"" ""shred,"" or ""tear"" something up. As in skateboarding or doing  very good at something.",Shralp,cob,[],325,2081,"February 02, 2004"
Income Removal System,IRS,lunar shadows,[],3471,670,"September 19, 2004"
"""Uh oh"" in scooby doo language.",rut ro,boss,[],2794,754,"June 09, 2005"
Don't know; don't care,dk;dc,frank-tj-mackey,"[u'#tl;dr', u'#abbreviation', u'#forum', u'#troll', u'#ccl']",2009,807,"April 11, 2008"
"Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt. Also known as scare tactics, either accomplished by threat or making the opponent doubt his standpoint. Not only used in lawsuits, but also in politics and military propaganda.",fud,Fluid,[],1656,1143,"July 14, 2003"
"An employee who maintains a position at a company despite the fact that all of his job duties have been reassigned to other employees. This could be by the ghost's own design or due to restructuring within the department. 
 Office Ghosts are particularly effective when they have a big title that comes with an assistant, and a boss in another location because no one is really sure what they do all day, but they still have the ability to step up and take credit once a project is completed. ",office ghost,JB4375,"[u'#office', u'#ghost', u'#mystery', u'#useless', u'#credit stealer']",1926,306,"May 17, 2007"
Without lack of disregard.,Irregardless,Mose,"[u'#parlor', u'#irregardless', u'#floyd', u'#skater', u'#beth']",872,2070,"September 30, 2005"
An individual suffering from the particularly American brand of consumerism.,consumerican,Fantastic_Dan,[],673,1213,"November 10, 2004"
"The opposite of a fair-weather friend, a foul-weather friend only seeks you out if they have a problem, need a shoulder to cry on, a ride to town or someone to watch their dog, but otherwise they act as if they don't even know you. They're only your chum when they're glum.",foul-weather friend,Reni Winter,"[u'#friend', u'#fair-weather friend', u'#glum chum', u'#foul-weather friend', u'#friend in need']",2516,397,"May 12, 2006"
"1. A memorable collection of mental images that one wishes to retain for master debational purposes.
2. Porn collection",Spank bank,"rich, happy, soul-less, robot",[],4938,580,"January 26, 2004"
"To make contact; to cover all the possibilities. Comes from baseball where the runners need to touch the base to make a run legal. Mostly used by asshat salesmen and contractors when they want to talk to you over the phone to see if you're interested in something they have for sale, usually around dinner time.",Touch Base,Fat Finger Tony,[],1785,522,"October 20, 2004"
to continue drinking after coming back from a bar or party (usually at a friend's house or apartment),postgame,Olof Carmody,"[u'#beer', u'#drinking', u'#busch', u'#busch light', u'#croctail']",1442,424,"January 22, 2008"
"Money. Derives from the word ""bills"" used to describe paper currency.",Williams,Olof Carmody,"[u'#olo', u'#aba', u'#gold top', u'#nut sack kid', u'#buffle']",893,1785,"January 28, 2008"
The time after your purchase of a good or service and before 'buyer's remorse' happens.,moneymoon,Wayne-K,[],1592,508,"April 21, 2005"
"The male version of anorexia nervosa, or any general wasting away of the body in men. This eating disorder is commonly seen in starlets but is now affecting men, where they take on the wasted appearance of starving children in third world countries.
 This is more often a drug-related issue in men, than the self-esteem issue it manifests as in women.",manorexia,Lavinia,"[u'#anorexia', u'#mary-kate olsen', u'#j.lo', u'#marc antony', u'#nicole ritchie', u'#skeletor']",1881,639,"December 23, 2005"
The only word that is not in the dictionary. Go look.,gullible,TheGreekMind,[],5866,1016,"November 07, 2003"
"As in to keep a low profile.  Remaining opportunistic while those without foresight jump without looking and mostly fail and settle for less, in reference to business ventures, sex, and and all things green.",stay shy,Jaime C,[],1249,494,"July 24, 2005"
An academic work passed off as scholarly yet researched entirely on Wikipedia.,wikidemia,Andrew85,"[u'#wikipedia', u'#scholarship', u'#academia', u'#study', u'#plagirism']",2459,364,"February 14, 2007"
the act of shaving with razor; not an electric shave,acoustic shave,ExtraFine,[],2379,872,"August 12, 2004"
The act of participating in obviously pointless activities as an expedient alternative to actually expending effort to fix a problem.,slacktivism,1Spectre4U,[],2319,459,"October 21, 2003"
"1)to be completely enamored with someone/something.
2) the flighty exciting feeling you get when you think about/see the object of your affection.
3) romantically excited (i.e.: aroused)
4) the ever increasing acceleration of heartbeat and body temperature as a result of being engulfed amidst the exhilaration and joy of being/having a romantic entity in someone's life.",twitterpated,Amber,[],4103,1374,"March 25, 2003"
"The art of playing the rules instead of playing a game. For example, trying to work out a walk in slow-pitch softball. Swing the bat, you puss!
 Also applicable to weenies who demand free throws after the slightest contact in a pick-up basketball game and d-bags who take yardage penalties in backyard football games.",Lawyer Ball,Harris Bergstein,"[u'#ghey', u'#weaksauce', u'#lameburger', u'#attorney', u'#liberal']",1193,520,"December 18, 2006"
"It means ""really??"" or ""no way!!""",say word,Symone..AKA Ill NANA,[],649,2177,"December 17, 2003"
A question that usually requires a long answer.  A close relative of stupid question and rhetorical question.,quick question,kneb,"[u'#stupid', u'#question', u'#unnecessary', u'#dumb', u'#rhetorical']",2080,529,"December 07, 2006"
"A college-age girl who kisses other girls in bars and clubs, usually for  attention and the approval of men.",Barsexual,T.,[],4579,420,"August 22, 2005"
Absent Without Official Leave: A term used in the United States Military to describe a soldier or other military member who has left his or her post without permission (usually in disagreement with a particular order).  This is one of many military terms that has trickled down into everyday speech among civilian populations.,AWOL,Postman,[],5976,1042,"January 25, 2005"
"A characteristic, mannerism, or appearance of a person, either subtle or overt, which implies unique, eccentric, creative, adventurous or unconventional thinking.",freak flag,Anthony T. White,"[u'#weird', u'#cool', u'#down', u'#sick', u'#ill', u'#happening', u'#rad', u'#twisted', u'#freak', u'#space cadet']",1574,513,"May 22, 2006"
"to crash, to collapse, to plummit, to fail",bear stearned,Wolverine11,"[u'#bear stearns', u'#crash', u'#collapse', u'#fail', u'#plummit']",904,1687,"March 17, 2008"
"1. Never occurring, nor having the potential to do so.
 2. A seemingly non-existent period of time.",fornever,Aaron Waters,[],1638,720,"September 19, 2005"
"Jingle mail is the package containing the keys to your house that you send back to the bank when the interest rate on your adjustable-rate or IO/neg-am mortgage resets, or the property tax bill gets reassessed at double what it was two years ago, or you find out that heating and AC and repairs cost a ton of freaking money, or you lose your job because of the recession that's coming with the housing crash, and you can't make the payments any more.",jingle mail,watchafallingknife,"[u'#foreclosure', u'#bankruptcy', u'#insolvency', u'#renting', u'#fb']",541,1504,"September 03, 2006"
A day when you gather around a keg of Guinness and drink like there's no tomorrow.,Saint Patrick's Day,Nick D,[],1855,777,"March 18, 2004"
"A) A phrase that seems to simply state the obvious but actually implies helplessness.
 B) A phrase that seems to simply state the obvious but actually means ""it will be what it is,"" as in ""it ain't gonna change, so deal with it or don't."" See also tough shit, oh well, cry me a river and tfb.",it is what it is,JohnnyAZ,"[u'#whatever', u'#deal with it', u'#oh well', u'#tough shit', u'#tfb']",3582,1011,"May 20, 2006"
"When a girl shakes her butt against another girl or a man, pressing frimly.",twork,Anonymous,[],873,1615,"February 23, 2003"
"1. Boyfriend or girlfriend
2. Word used to scare people",boo,Antony,[],19880,7418,"June 08, 2004"
The moniker given to New York Governor Elliot Spitzer by the Emperor's Club VIP.  Now used to talk about anyone of high social standing when situtations dictate discretion.,client number nine,Pete Dick,"[u'#ho', u'#prostitution', u'#government', u'#politics', u'#slut bag', u'#governor', u'#nine']",1270,594,"March 10, 2008"
"The opposite of ice breaker. Something you do that makes it super awkward, right after meeting someone.",ice maker,Hollywood Swinging,"[u'#icebreaker', u'#awkward', u'#awkward turtle', u'#icemaker', u'#cockblock']",3276,403,"March 09, 2008"
"An Australianism associated with drinking: When you're about to take a drink, you say ""cheers big ears"". There are two usual responses: ""same goes big nose,"" or ""up your nose with a rubber hose.""",cheers big ears,Ryan83,"[u'#cheers', u'#up your bum', u'#get a dog up ya', u'#salanche', u'#campai']",5731,6357,"January 07, 2008"
"1. An unmeasurable amount of awesomenimity something can produce.
 2. Something that qualifies as awesome.
 3. With sarcastic use, means that something is not awesome at all. A lower and calmer tone of voice is used, and is generally followed by derogatory physical action such as a shrug or eye rolling.",awesomeness,KaTe...,[],2391,837,"December 25, 2004"
"When someone alters a Wikipedia article to win a specific argument, anyone who reads the false article before the ""error"" is corrected suffers from collateral misinformation.",collateral misinformation,wildefox,"[u'#wikipedia', u'#misinformation', u'#collateral damage', u'#deception', u'#high school']",2006,411,"March 05, 2008"
"When a member of one political party intentionally votes in another party's primary in an attempt to nominate the candidate they feel will lose in an election, thus allowing the their true party-affiliation to win. ",terrorist voting,Chachmo,"[u'#election', u'#president', u'#votes', u'#electoral college', u'#caucus', u'#political primary']",1046,1056,"March 04, 2008"
One who sleeps frequently and is able to accumulate excess hours of sleep above beyond the mean.  Sleep sluts are able to fall asleep indiscriminately and value sleep above all else.,sleep slut,rjv,[],2969,824,"July 15, 2005"
What farts are blamed on when there is no dog available.,barking spider,Fartsnad,[],2697,1534,"June 23, 2004"
"To start a relationship that has a defined end date; e.g., one of the people is moving soon.",expiration dating,Travis,[],2209,506,"May 27, 2005"
"The term originated in the financial services industry to refer to lower-credit-score borrowers.  However, thanks to continuous media use, a much broader audience was exposed to it in 2007 during the credit meltdown.  Now, it is used to describe anything that is below standard or less than ideal.",subprime,CHOK2,"[u'#below par', u'#par', u'#sub-prime', u'#sub prime', u'#prime', u'#superior']",1367,1596,"January 07, 2008"
a dead animal in the road,road pizza,Light Joker,[],1124,1592,"December 20, 2004"
An over abundace of porn. ,pornacopia,Teresa Marovich,"[u'#porn', u'#pervert', u'#entertainment', u'#too much', u'#extreme', u'#abundance']",2866,427,"August 25, 2006"
"The art of telling another person off, belittling them or calling their momma fat, while in the heat of competition.",smack talk,Spada,[],1765,572,"March 26, 2005"
"When you're in da club with a stack, and you throw the money up in the air at the strippers. The effect is that it seems to be raining money.",make it rain,bert2,[],4837,1651,"September 14, 2005"
First lady I'd like to fuck.,flilf,George W. Bush,[],978,2188,"May 13, 2005"
"""Write Shit Down"".  A popular method of organization.  Works equally well in one's personal or professional life.",WSD,Broman in NY,"[u'#organizition', u'#self help', u'#add', u'#writing', u'#hyperactive', u'#forgetful']",2012,641,"July 27, 2007"
"Feeling of want or need for something or someone that a friend might have.
 People often experience frienvy when a close friend of theirs loses weight, gets a promotion, or finds a new boyfriend/girlfriend.",frienvy,KASEY LEANN,"[u'#envy', u'#envious', u'#jealous', u'#jealousy', u'#hating']",1423,549,"June 09, 2006"
A film released during the last two months of the year with a big cast and 'important' subject matter to attract the attention of the Academy.,Oscar Bait,Creedmoor,[],1449,549,"October 11, 2004"
"the definition of someone who will ""try"" anything sexual.",tri-sexual,David Towle,[],3085,907,"June 03, 2004"
"Aussie Abrviation of ""Afternoon""",avro,The_Tess,[],421,2100,"May 11, 2005"
A fauxtograph is a practical joke in which the video setting of a digital camera is used to trick the target into posing for a really long time for what isn't a picture at all.,fauxtograph,GrannyPanties,"[u'#prank', u'#practical joke', u'#camera', u'#photo', u'#joke']",1152,1530,"December 12, 2007"
Phrase you can use when leaving a message on the answering machine of a very political friend or relative.,I approve this message,AbnormalBoy,[],920,1674,"November 01, 2004"
An adjective describing something or someone that is bragging too much.,bragadocious,Sweet,[],896,1504,"April 18, 2004"
In a game of basketball when a defender attempts to stop a dunk and fails. This often occurs to an unaware defender or to a defender that finds out at the last moment and can do nothing to stop what is about to occur. Embarrassment is what the defender is left with afterwards.,Boomed on,Isaac Ferguson,"[u'#dunked on', u'#poster board', u'#slam dunk', u'#blocked shot', u'#rim shattering']",305,1700,"February 10, 2008"
The X is for extra crazy.,craxy,APL,[],737,3017,"January 24, 2004"
"taking too much time to complete a task, procrastinating, never ending, slow paced.",dragging balls,Madison Ryder,"[u""#draggin'"", u'#draggin', u'#procrastination', u'#dragging bolas', u'#work', u'#time', u'#waiting']",3233,525,"February 12, 2008"
The 14th of February.  It falls on the same day as Valentine's Day except this one is only celebrated by 5 year olds.,Valentime's Day,WhyCome?,"[u'#valentine', u'#valentines', u'#valentime', u'#valentimes', u'#idiot']",2578,2183,"February 15, 2007"
To imbue with lasting vigor,Viagrate,Keith Jones,[],533,1681,"November 13, 2003"
"Unidentified Drinking Injury
 When one is drunk, one picks up random bruises, aches and pains. At worst, cuts an bruises too.",UDI,dj_monged,[],3675,455,"August 08, 2004"
The national obsession with Senator Barack Obama,obamania,Human Ecologist,"[u'#obama', u'#barack', u'#politics', u'#trends', u'#president']",2770,1426,"January 16, 2008"
"Supposedly making out for 20 minutes burns 400 calories.
 Actually, 400 Kilocalories, but food companies thought it would be easier to denote those things we burn as calories, so what the hell.  Apparently metric prefixes are fucking scary.",400 Calories,tron.von.tronicus,"[u'#burning calories', u'#mcdonalds', u'#anorexia', u'#calorie', u'#calorie tits']",2397,764,"December 19, 2007"
Content is considered appropriate enough to be viewed by the general public of the facebook community i.e friends/significant others/family/coworkers without having to worry about explaining a sketchy situation,facebookable,Mktkm27,"[u'#facebook', u'#pictures', u'#myspace', u'#facebook worthy', u'#myspace worthy']",2299,522,"November 25, 2007"
"It's teabagging, but in video games. When playing online or split-screen in a First person shooter game, and you've just fragged someone, you walk over the opponent's digital carcass, and then press the crouch command repeatedly to embarass the victim while he or she respawns.
 It is truly embarassing, and should only be done by professionals. This means you need to earn some respect before you teafrag somebody, or else you will face the wrath of the victim.",teafragging,tigga is gangsta,[],1871,1005,"May 19, 2005"
When a person forgets to attach a document to an e-mail after explicitly stating that it is present.,attachment disorder,Jeremy in Denver,"[u'#email', u'#attachment', u'#forget', u'#problem', u'#picture']",1577,689,"January 30, 2008"
"The act of taming the world to make it all safe, clean, and completely simlar to a theme park.
To remove the sharp edges and darkness that is life.",disneyfication,Thanatos_Azrael,"[u'#disneyfy', u'#lameness', u'#safe', u'#pure', u'#clean', u'#boring']",2134,696,"January 28, 2008"
"A weekly ritual taking place on Tuesday in which co-workers and/or friends, participate in.  This is usually the highlight of the week.",Super Tuesday,Ramon,[],351,2824,"August 13, 2004"
"GOTV is an acronym for 
Get-Out-The-Vote. It applies to activities which are centered on voter registration and other tatics for increasing public participation in the electoral process.",GOTV,Moonbug,[],293,1744,"October 29, 2004"
30 second clips of men running in between commercials.,superbowl,Twilight,[],4986,1399,"February 02, 2004"
The political union of Bill and Hillary Clinton.  ,Billary,Oryst,"[u'#bill', u'#clinton', u'#hillary', u'#democrat', u'#president']",2497,736,"March 30, 2007"
"Mnemonic device for ""Air Conditioner Booty"": a woman whose buttocks, when viewed from the side, resemble a wall-unit air conditioner protruding from a house.",ACB,duct_tape_wallet,"[u'#j-lo booty', u'#badonkadonk', u'#fat ass', u'#antonyms: triscuit butt', u'#asian girl']",955,1916,"December 19, 2005"
"Anyone who stands over your shoulder as you use the internet, directing your internet(s) navigation 
 ",backseat surfer,Ardouche ,"[u'#backseat', u'#surfer', u'#internet', u'#links', u'#friends', u'#driver', u'#douche', u'#bag']",3582,361,"January 28, 2008"
"The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party during an election year.
 ",Electile Dysfunction,ScottySlave,"[u'#election', u'#disinterest', u'#politicians', u'#thieves', u'#ed']",3582,504,"January 17, 2008"
"When a woman is turned on by the sight of her husband/boyfriend/partner doing regular household chores, that she would normally be doing.",choreplay,american-wife,"[u'#foreplay', u'#sex', u'#chores', u'#relationships', u'#husbands and wives']",3272,619,"January 24, 2008"
A pronoun used in reference to oneself (synonym- me),yo,*subject name here*,"[u'#me', u'#oneself', u'#pronoun', u'#i', u'#myself']",429,4275,"January 11, 2008"
"A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.
 The British version ""I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting"", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version. ",I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers,MC Gee,"[u'#bangin', u'#slammin', u'#three on my finger scale', u'#attractive', u'#hot']",3114,737,"January 23, 2008"
Selective loss of visual acuity in association with common foraging of the refrigerator.  Predominantly seen in children and males.,refrigerator blindness,ckarlo,"[u'#blindness', u'#lazy', u'#blind', u'#refridgerator blindness', u'#refrigerator']",2357,803,"January 23, 2008"
The female equivalent of a cock block.,box lock,jacaranda,"[u'#cock block', u'#bitch', u'#mack', u'#prevent', u'#interrupt', u'#steal']",3198,719,"December 03, 2006"
"A powerful spell that women are put under about once every month, which gives them the strength of an ox, the stability of a Window's OS, and the scream of a banshee. Basically, man's worst nightmare.",PMS,PSisTEHsuxxors,[],21827,4906,"February 23, 2004"
"A chunk of ice or hard slush, usually dark brown, which is found in the middle of, or alongside, the road in winter, having fallen off a passing car. It builds up like a stalactite behind the wheel from dirty road slush being thrown up there and sticking. Also known in some quarters as a slurd.",car booger,Cluin,"[u'#slurd', u'#slush', u'#ice', u'#chunk', u'#car boogey']",1297,1120,"May 11, 2006"
"Also see Bushleague.   Adj. 1) Below good standards, not good or incorrect.  Pitiful, poor, terrible, awful, bad, sucky,",Bush league,Better Than You,[],2750,1041,"March 26, 2005"
When a sports team loses on purpose. Usually done at the end of the season to secure a better draft pick for next year.,tanking,Daze80,"[u'#losing', u'#sports', u'#draft picks', u'#teams', u'#losers']",675,1295,"February 02, 2007"
"When each member of a group uses their own car to go to the same destination.  Typically, describing the case where the group is together at the start or close enough to share rides.",California Car Pool,David Turnbull,"[u'#california', u'#ca', u'#car pool', u'#carpool', u'#cali', u'#calif', u'#la', u'#sf']",2441,548,"January 15, 2008"
"The act of cuddling, spooning, or snuggling.  When two or more people lay down in an intertwined fashion.",cuddlingus,tazzat,"[u'#cuddling', u'#cunnilingus', u'#analingus', u'#burritolingus', u'#snuggling']",834,2190,"January 11, 2008"
"Acronym for ""who does that?"" -- spoken incredulously.  ",wdt,Rebekah M,"[u'#wtf', u'#disbelief', u'#criticism', u'#social commentary', u'#omg', u'#for real']",639,2471,"January 04, 2008"
expensive,spendy,Weeze,[],2094,1276,"July 31, 2003"
"reality-distortion field     n.     An expression used to  describe the persuasive ability of managers like Steve Jobs (the  term originated at Apple Computer in the 1980's to describe his peculiar charisma). Those close to these managers become passionately committed to possibly insane projects, without regard to the  practicality of their implementation or competitive forces in the  marketpace.",reality distortion field,Matrix9180,[],1085,716,"August 12, 2004"
"Similar to that of a doppleganger, it is another individual with the same name as you whose records and/or stories are mixed in with your own when you Google yourself.",googleganger,shilohfire,"[u'#google', u'#ganger', u'#gang', u'#googleganger', u'#doppleganger']",1963,766,"October 06, 2007"
Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck,DILLIGAF,Vince,[],5004,1434,"March 03, 2004"
Just Kidding!,jk,catie H,[],4109,1884,"December 11, 2003"
"Bringing personal work to the office: paying bills, playing games and reading online newspapers on company time (OCT).",reverse telecommuting,C.J.Matrix,[],2079,638,"September 09, 2003"
"When it's time to go,you yell ""Church on the move""-- everyone you're with knows to leave the location.",church on the move,sarah Mc,"[u'#church', u'#move', u'#snoop dogg', u'#leave', u'#club']",599,2110,"December 16, 2007"
"To turn off any device that people can reach you with (cell phone, two-way, computer, home phone, morse code, etc.) in order to avoid someone.",blacking out,Magno Jimenez,"[u'#black', u'#blacked', u'#blacking', u'#out', u'#avoid', u'#turn off', u'#snub']",1084,1439,"December 17, 2007"
"An abbreviation for ""seriously"".",srsly,Dick_Cheney,"[u'#4srs', u'#srs', u'#srsly', u'#4r33l', u'#4srsly', u'#4srs~']",1347,1625,"October 06, 2006"
Nekkid is not simply being without clothing--It means you are gettin' nekkid for mischevious purposes. Naked is natural; nekkid is naughty.,nekkid,JamiSpoon,[],4057,840,"May 24, 2003"
"""Can't Remember Shit"". Popularized by the movie Glory Daze.",CRS,Bungalow Bill,[],1911,844,"December 01, 2001"
"In Scotland, pregnant. See also up the duff.",up the spout,Keith the Incredible Sockpuppet,[],1316,729,"November 18, 2004"
Government run by robots. They will be able to lie and have scandals more efficiently than humans.,robocracy,matt dold,[],2031,822,"November 24, 2004"
The majority of women.,vajority,atree,"[u'#majority', u'#women', u'#female', u'#population', u'#girls']",355,115,"July 25, 2006"
"Similar to anniversary, but occuring every month.  For people who are overzealous about a new relationship.",Monthiversary,Cara and Sloopy,"[u'#common mispellings: monthiverrsarry', u'#monthiversiry', u'#monthversary', u'#monhtversary', u'#monthiversayr']",2307,927,"October 19, 2005"
A holiday that celebrates the idea of all the good things that will happen in another year.  Most people use this time to get drunk.,new year's,PeaTearGriffin,"[u'#party', u'#soiree', u'#holiday', u'#drunk', u'#dwi']",1528,669,"November 05, 2005"
The year 2008.,2k8,CB0717,"[u'#year', u'#2008', u'#2k8', u'#2k7', u'#2k6', u'#bush']",1450,1901,"October 19, 2007"
"1. use of punctuation, AIMglish or emoticons to insinuate flirtation online
2. salacious AIMlogs that could be potentially scandalous if released to mainstream media
 ",AIMuendo,goddess bertha,"[u'#aimglish', u'#innuendo', u'#scandal', u'#online flirtation', u'#virtual harassment', u'#salacious ims']",359,1461,"November 22, 2007"
"Describing of a person of unfathomably great laziness. Looks for every opportunity to get out of work. Even trivial chores are too much of a finger lift for them. So called because they will get into their car, turn the key, adjust the mirrors, put on their seatbelt, and drive to the mailbox that is at the end of their driveway.",drives to the mailbox,Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter,"[u'#lazy', u'#sloth', u'#slovenly', u'#slothful', u'#lazy-ass', u'#slacker']",1051,1009,"December 24, 2007"
"The unofficial replacement for ""in or out"" when asking a friend if they are up for doing something or if they are not up for doing that something.  Game represents those who are spontaneous and exciting.  Lame represents those who are unadventurous and boring.",game or lame,B...,"[u'#in', u'#out', u'#in or out', u'#up', u'#down']",1585,806,"August 18, 2006"
"serendipitous success, surprising satisfaction, landing as lightly as a cat, being better than before.
 Old pilots say, ""Any landing you walk away from is a good landing.""",good landing,Pasahogan,"[u'#goodlanding', u'#goodladding', u'#goodlady', u'#happy ending', u'#success']",900,606,"December 24, 2007"
"the headache, tiredness and sometimes nausea one gets after going to the mall.",mall hangover,harry's girlfriend,"[u'#mall', u'#hangover', u'#headache', u'#tired', u'#pain', u'#nausea']",2462,777,"December 24, 2007"
"The day before Christmas Eve.  Since Adam was created before Eve, and the need to be equitable in the holiday season, Christmas Adam creates further anticipation of Christmas Day.",Christmas Adam,JSR,"[u'#christmas', u'#holiday', u'#celebration', u'#adam', u'#eve']",2318,1258,"December 23, 2005"
Two women that are very close friends that practically seem like they are lesbians.,lesbi-friends,suckmyduck,[],2368,1040,"July 26, 2005"
The bits of food matter that fly onto your mirror while flossing your teeth.,flojectile,Edmond LaRose,"[u'#floss', u'#projectile', u'#project', u'#floject', u'#flossets']",833,1573,"September 05, 2006"
"The condition shared by all males wherein a common illness (usually a mild cold) is presented by the patient as life-threatening.
 This is also known as 'Fishing for Sympathy' or 'Chronic Exaggeration'.
 When the patient is your boyfriend, he will exhibit the standard symptoms (such as an overwhelming desire for compassion) while simultaneously rejecting any and all efforts you make to placate him.",man flu,LimaUK,"[u'#man', u'#flu', u'#sympathy', u'#boyfriend', u'#illness']",3075,1581,"June 26, 2006"
term that defines the feelings of confusion and excitement people have between thanksgiving and christmas; the blur one feels after/during shopping for gifts in crowded retail stores with heavy holiday traffic,holidaze,Ella123,"[u'#confused', u'#excited', u'#hectic', u'#blur', u'#high']",1567,397,"November 27, 2005"
"Middle-management buzzword for saying ""no"".",push back,bkdouble,"[u'#no', u'#middle management', u'#yes', u'#buzzword', u'#same page']",1282,526,"October 05, 2006"
The orange dust that coats your fingers and lips after eating Cheetos.  This is why you shouldn't eat Cheetos in public unless you have a wet-nap handy.,Cheet,SnaggPDX,[],2793,821,"December 08, 2004"
"The electronic space between accepting and rejecting a facebook friendship. In facebook limbo, the user fails to accept or reject friend requests from would-be facebook friends from a variety of sources (e.g., random annoying classmates, despised work associates, ex-girlfriends, etc), because the user is uncertain if he or she will have to interact with these individuals in the future.",facebook limbo,k.fizzle,"[u'#facebook', u'#facebook me', u'#friend', u'#stalker', u'#v-i']",1555,582,"November 15, 2007"
"voluntold:  The exact opposite of volunteering.  Always used in reference to an unpleasant task to which you have been assigned by your boss.
",voluntold,Honorarius,"[u'#work', u'#boss', u'#job', u'#business', u'#employment']",5222,1543,"March 13, 2006"
"Noune.  A person whose diet focuses on foods grown and produced nearby, typically 100 miles.  See also 100-mile diet.",locavore,JC Costello,"[u'#local', u'#sustainable', u'#diet', u'#ethical', u'#100-mile']",533,1161,"September 07, 2006"
to live relatively luxurious compared to other associates,Big Pimpin',Avery Smith,"[u'#ballin', u'#ghetto fabolous', u'#big will', u'#baller', u'#pimpin']",878,1278,"April 17, 2006"
An expression of joy and excitement.,w00t,Metallion,[],6506,1425,"July 20, 2002"
"It's a high five that doesn't involve actually contact, normally over a long distance where a real high-five isn't possible.
 Mix of ""wireless"" and ""high-five"", hence ""wi-five"", (wireless high-five)",wi-five,Stampy,[],1973,827,"October 27, 2004"
"When you are in the same room with someone, each on seperate computers, and you talk via Instant Messenger instead of speaking to them out loud, in person",compunicate,Jesse K.,[],1818,680,"October 25, 2004"
diamonds,ice,isabel,[],2857,1424,"April 11, 2003"
"A one-upper who always has to be bigger or better than you. If your uncle has 20 ft. boat, his uncle or cousin has 21 ft. boat.  A one-upper never loses in the world of story-telling.",One-upper,MAP08,"[u'#liar', u'#topper', u'#fibber', u'#exaggerating', u'#annoying']",2301,364,"July 05, 2007"
"To Libby (verb): to out someone's undercover role, as Lewis ""Scooter"" Libby (and others) did to CIA agent Valerie Plame.",Libby,My name is Cos,"[u'#out', u'#expose', u'#plamegate', u'#valerie plame', u'#karl rove', u'#scooter libby', u'#cia']",1983,1795,"August 06, 2007"
"Like a non-sequitur, a pre-sequitur doesn't follow what immediately preceded it, but instead relates to something that came much earlier. It is a sudden or jarring break in the chronology, but it does follow... when you remember what it refers to.",pre-sequitur,my name is Cos,"[u'#non-sequitur', u'#nonsequitur', u'#logic', u'#chronology', u'#conversation']",1769,864,"November 06, 2007"
"An inability to articulate one's thoughts or ideas, resulting in significant psychological distress and frustration.
 Typically, this form of cognitive impaction is self-resolving.  However, in cases where productive interchange with the afflicted is urgently needed, a deadline may be administered; indeed, this has proven to be one of the most effective treatments for stubborn cases of mental constipation.",mental constipation,Joshua B. Wright,[],2230,285,"April 05, 2004"
Adjective. The opposite of metrosexual; one who cares little for one's own appearance.,Hobosexual,mellow_harsher,[],5327,760,"April 11, 2005"
"The action to go in a restaurant,sit at a table, order whatever you want, eat and then leave quick without payin.",dine and dash,Johnnay,[],2284,799,"April 25, 2003"
Used in Australia. Means to take a day off sick from work when you are fine.,chuck a sickie,mizshadii,"[u'#sickie', u'#australian', u'#slang', u'#australia', u'#sick']",1766,600,"April 27, 2007"
"Slang - vagina, origin unknown, used on Grey's Anatomy",Vajayjay,P-Land,"[u'#vagina', u'#poonani', u'#hot pocket', u'#pussy', u'#business']",4208,1326,"April 07, 2006"
To banish a roomate from the room/dorm/apartment for the purpose of engaging in intimate relations with one's significant other/sex partner.,sexile,Oprah,[],3615,583,"February 25, 2003"
"A male cougar.  Single, usually divorced, and at a minimum 10 years older than a cougar.",manther,Wes Tent,[],2760,2649,"April 29, 2004"
"To consume an entire quantity of intoxicant in a sort time, by one's self.",To the dome,Justin,[],584,1739,"October 03, 2003"
"New zealand slang for ""everything's okay.""
Can also be used in place of ""yes!""",sweet as,poopolo,[],1274,1147,"September 01, 2005"
"Cyber Monday is the Monday after Black Friday, when online retailers will be looking for their biggest sales from those who checked out products over the thanksgiving weekend, and will now be ordering them Monday at work.",cyber monday,Mike Schroll,"[u'#online shopping', u'#black friday', u'#cyber stores', u'#cybar monday', u'#cybermonday']",1366,800,"November 26, 2005"
"Rolling the windows down on a vehicle for some fresh air, usually after one of the passengers has passed gas.",purge the cabin,Kahoki,"[u'#pressurize the cabin', u'#passing gas', u'#cars', u'#window', u'#road trip']",1994,615,"October 30, 2007"
The immediately preceding statement is false and was told to mislead.,sike,iwastoodrunk,[],8313,4344,"March 29, 2004"
Being the first one of your hotel roomates to get up in the morning and take a shower.,Unwrap the soap,Snappy1,"[u'#shower', u'#soap', u'#hotel', u'#motel', u'#peel the soap']",682,1840,"June 23, 2007"
"A poultrarian is a person whose diet consists of vegetarian fare and select cuts of chicken and turkey, typically lean and boneless.  They do not enjoy red meat, seafood, or any other meat in their diet.
 Poultrarian comes from the combination of poultry and vegetarian.
 ",Poultrarian,Christie Johnson,"[u'#vegetarian', u'#carnivore', u'#poultry', u'#diet', u'#eating']",521,1248,"October 05, 2006"
"The mass of porn that one has stored on their computer, generally in a separate folder.",pornfolio,a random choch,[],4134,416,"September 01, 2003"
"The recipient of much needed maps from U.S. Americans along with the South Africa and the Asian countries so that we will be able to build up our future, according to Miss South Carolina.",the iraq,gunstarzero,"[u'#iraq', u'#miss south carolina', u'#geography', u'#miss teen usa', u'#bush']",1442,1198,"August 29, 2007"
"Wrapping a towel around oneself to change (typically into or out of a bathing suit) in a public setting.
 The ""deck"" is the walking surface around a swimming pool.",deck change,The Grammar Nazi,[],1342,672,"February 05, 2004"
"your day job, or a job that help pays the bills but it's not what you really want to do.",clark kent job,gabe tolliver,[],2228,596,"November 23, 2003"
"To be upset, or angry and to have one's panties in a bunch.",bunched,JerseyLinds,"[u'#panties', u'#upset', u'#bunch', u'#angry', u'#nervous']",1281,837,"August 22, 2006"
"Pretending to enter and store someone's phone number into your mobile phone after they generously offer up their phone number and say ""Take my number and give me a call sometime""",fake take,dmcormond,"[u'#fake', u'#take', u'#faketake', u'#phone', u'#number']",2065,646,"June 14, 2007"
"a bottle of beer, due to its effects on brains.",brain grenade,McInnes,"[u'#beer', u'#grenade', u'#brain', u'#booze', u'#alcohol']",742,2317,"January 26, 2006"
"When a group of people, usually three or more, all simultaneously text others not present, instead of conversing with each other.",text social,shann81,"[u'#texting', u'#social', u'#party', u'#cell', u'#phones']",1157,1216,"April 23, 2007"
To associate with a large group of people.  To travel/go out with a large entourage.,roll thick,TheEgg,[],1876,847,"February 24, 2004"
"A gift for a new mother, typically an expensive piece of jewellery.  ""Pushing"" refers to labour of childbirth.",pushing prize,887898,"[u'#pushing prize', u'#baby', u'#birth', u'#gift', u'#jewelry', u'#jewellery']",581,1589,"December 02, 2006"
"The faint, lingering feeling of vicarious pain most men feel when they hear of another man in a situation where his penis has been injured.",penis sympathy,Moggraider,[],4066,607,"July 21, 2005"
"Grabbing at pockets, patting yourself down to make sure you have your cellphone and don't need to turn around and go back home for it. This behaviour tends to be heightened in people who also have a habit of going back to check the locks on the doors several times before leaving home.",Phone Grope,RogueSun,"[u'#forgot', u'#cellphone', u'#pat down', u'#absentmindedness', u'#ocd']",2887,396,"May 29, 2006"
A man who is utterly in denial of his homosexuality(in the closet) despite the fact that he is clearly gay to the objective observer(flaming).,fire hazard,Arman Java,"[u'#in the closet', u'#gay', u'#flaming', u'#homosexual', u'#flamer']",2830,496,"April 28, 2006"
The female equivalent of blue balls.,bluewalls,Buzz A.,"[u'#blueballs', u'#vagina', u'#orgasm', u'#oral sex', u'#sex']",2367,1218,"March 14, 2006"
"Bitching about something, or having a bitch. Getting on other people's nerves by complaining a lot.",Winge,ph33x,[],787,1607,"March 28, 2004"
"A combination of the words ""man"" and ""boobs."" This is what happens when fat gathers in a male's chest area, and gives him the appearance of having breasts.
Usually seen in overweight males, but can strangely also occur in men who are not really overweight.",moobs,Katy,[],5169,861,"December 26, 2003"
A job where no work is involved. To get paid for doing nothing. Standing around at work and talking all day.,gravy train,Mike,[],3374,618,"January 18, 2004"
A back and forth battle utilizing Facebook's poking mechanism.,poke war,Corrina,"[u'#poke', u'#war', u'#facebook', u'#poking', u'#friends']",2001,1181,"March 06, 2007"
"your crew, your hommies, a group of friends, people who may or may not have your back",posse,jambe foukuinox,[],3260,812,"March 06, 2003"
One who is completely lacking movie knowledge.,Cinematard,Peenwhistle,"[u'#movies', u'#movietard', u'#cinema master', u'#theater nerd', u'#living under a rock']",3961,1930,"April 25, 2006"
"1. An utterance emitted by University of Florida student Andrew Meyer on the evening of September 17, 2007 in efforts to ward off the vicious bite of a police taser after he was detained for getting uppity at a forum with U.S. Senator John Kerry.
 2. A phrase used (with ironic reference to the above incident) to express feigned dissatisfaction with another's recent or impending actions or speech.","don't tase me, bro",Jesse Arost,"[u'#tase', u'#taser', u'#bro', u'#uf', u'#meyer', u'#florida', u'#tased', u'#tazed', u'#kerry', u'#john kerry', u'#gainesville', u'#tazer']",3175,757,"September 21, 2007"
"The period of time starting in late October and ending on New Year's Eve, so named for the commercial tendency to put up Christmas displays before Halloween. See also Christmahanukwanzakah",Hallowthanksmas,LaikaSol,[],1042,1531,"January 31, 2005"
"An extended middle finger from a fist thrust forth whilst driving, as a gesture of anger toward the person who it is aimed at.",highway salute,phantomjack,"[u'#middle finger', u'#up yours', u'#salute', u'#middle finger up', u'#disrespect', u'#rude finger']",2431,489,"December 04, 2006"
"Selling popcorn
 The act of standing by and doing nothing to effect or change events but attracting attention to the event itself none the less.",selling popcorn,Nathan McIntosh,[],3437,655,"April 25, 2004"
A measure of time equal to approximately one month.,hollywood marriage,emma lee s,"[u'#hollywood', u'#marriage', u'#celebrities', u'#gossip columnists', u'#gossip']",1435,1054,"April 10, 2007"
"Used to describe sombody who is missing some of their teeth, because Summer there and Summer not!",Summer Teeth,Kernelpickle,[],1604,1946,"April 24, 2004"
A chair in a womens' clothes store/department for a guy to sit in and wait while his wife or girlfriend shops.,husband chair,JerseyJohn,"[u'#clothes', u'#shopping', u'#husband', u'#chair', u'#bored']",3958,498,"October 07, 2007"
"1. Bad or wreched. noun
 2. A synonym for bad used in a derogatory way.",bootsy,Anonymous,[],400,2718,"February 24, 2003"
"Getting caught while sneaking away after a one night stand.
Alternate: an early post-sex exit, i.e. before your partner is deep asleep.",premature evacuation,csepulv,"[u'#sex', u'#one night stand', u'#hookup', u'#exit', u'#sleep']",3772,651,"September 20, 2007"
An Internet acquaintance; someone you chat with but have never actually met. ,dotcomrade,epitome of incomprehensibility,"[u'#dotcom', u'#dotcommune', u'#dotcommunist', u'#internet', u'#facebook']",2759,698,"October 03, 2007"
"Aussie, Irish, Scottish, English slang
 Fantastic. Wonderful.",tops,christopher,[],2898,902,"January 20, 2004"
"Highy dependable.  Used to describe someone/something that happens consitently, as bleach always fades fabric.",Fade like bleach,KateTheGreat308,"[u'#dependable', u'#consistent', u'#reliable', u'#always', u'#constant']",445,2793,"September 05, 2007"
Vomit; generally chunky in nature.,chunder,Orius,[],1160,1624,"September 04, 2002"
"The daily commute to school, work, home, etc.",idiotarod,Shane C.,"[u'#rush hour', u'#commute', u'#rat race', u'#pack dog mush', u'#traffic jam.']",468,2876,"September 28, 2007"
A person who is exceptionally bad at everything.,jackass of all trades,Devin84,"[u'#jack of all trades', u'#jackass', u'#dork', u'#jerk', u'#asshole']",3911,477,"September 30, 2007"
"The act of moving your desk with your feet, without getting out of it.",flintstoning,EvaF,"[u'#flintstone it', u'#flintstoner', u'#flintstonize', u'#flintstonization', u'#flintstoneing']",1965,1377,"September 29, 2007"
"A person who can slow down an entire group.
A person who requires constant help or attention from some one else.
",Anchor,TFT1974,"[u'#waiting', u'#delay', u'#frustrate', u'#quick', u'#fast on time']",2235,607,"March 25, 2007"
"Entering an online discussion after a time spent lurking, esp. if suddenly prompted to do so.",delurk,careen,[],871,1432,"June 25, 2004"
"A large burned air bubble that sometimes forms in the crust of a pizza, rendering the slice that contains it significantly less appealing.",pizza tumor,Rusty Camaro,"[u'#pizza', u'#sbarro', u'#burned crust', u'#bubbly', u'#grossness']",3451,1057,"April 10, 2006"
A tattoo above a woman's ass crack.,Tramp Stamp,Vegas,[],10668,1627,"March 22, 2003"
Flirting or being flirtatious.,Cupcaking,dAnIeLa,[],3205,1471,"November 29, 2004"
"An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
 Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.",Leave Britney Alone,Billy Chickenhole,"[u'#britney spears', u'#tease', u'#fuck off', u'#go away', u'#get lost', u'#take a hike']",3719,1115,"September 15, 2007"
"The meal between lunch and dinner, just as brunch is the meal between breakfast and lunch.",Linner,Cheeze Monkey,[],2192,1485,"August 26, 2003"
Information that serves no purpose and consumes valuable space in your head.,infoporn,Eyrab22,"[u'#useless', u'#information', u'#porn', u'#clutter', u'#harry potter', u'#tabloids', u'#wack', u'#worthless', u'#vain']",1984,1162,"August 15, 2007"
"(noun) a phone call, page or conversation aimed at getting free food from a partner in a no strings attached, no conversation meal.",foody call,Korova,"[u'#foodie call', u'#food', u'#call', u'#booty call', u'#bootie call']",976,1757,"August 06, 2007"
"That arm that has nowhere to go when cuddling, spooning or sleeping next to someone else. It usually leads to wishing arms could be pulled off and then put back on afterwards. ",awkward arm,lilyrandall,"[u'#cuddling', u'#spooning', u'#sleeping with someone', u'#awkwardness', u'#arm']",4206,553,"January 01, 2007"
"1) n. singular  An attractive woman
2) n. plural    Many attractive women",totty,Shevek,[],837,1871,"September 22, 2002"
"To render your computer useless, as useless as a brick.
 Usually the result of tampering with the insides and doing irreversible damage. Bricking your hardware leaves you with a new paperweight. Can be the end effect of a faulty flash or firmware update, a modification (mod) gone bad or being struck by lighting, to name a few.",bricked,remmelt,"[u'#brickified', u'#brick', u'#brickered', u'#broxored', u'#broxen', u'#broxed', u'#boxen', u'#box', u'#bricking']",2205,710,"January 24, 2006"
"To fall over in a spectacular or amusing fashion, often to the immense amusement of the people around you.",stack it,parlez,[],747,1728,"February 21, 2005"
"The act of a man standing outside a shop while his wife/girlfriend/partner shops inside. Man Standing involves looking into space, at other women, or in the case of multi story shopping centers, leaning on the railings of an upper floor watching the people below.",Man Stand,Adman1020,"[u'#man stand', u'#man standing', u'#man stander', u'#standing', u'#manstand']",4547,584,"October 22, 2006"
"1. verb; to attend, or be present
2. verb; bring interest to a place",rock up,gelizzle,[],639,1803,"March 18, 2005"
"A euphemism for a homosexual, especially one who is closeted. 
 This is coined from the transparent defense of Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho), to charges of disorderly conduct, stemming from his apparent solicitation of an undercover officer, underneath the partition of a restroom stall.  
 Prior to pleading guilty, Sen. Craig attempted to explain his behavior by claiming that his shoe touched the officer's underneath the partition because he had a ""wide stance"", when going to the bathroom.",Wide Stance,Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner,"[u'#having a wide stance', u'#gay', u'#homosexual', u'#glory hole', u'#closeted', u'#on the down low']",2755,623,"August 28, 2007"
Sudden and catastrophic collapse of an individual's ability to keep all the threads of his or her online identity straight when the individual joins one too many social networks.,identity crash,cbl,"[u'#overload', u'#internet', u'#social networking', u'#social network', u'#burnout', u'#web 2.0']",1020,622,"September 10, 2007"
Time to get it on. A predetermined time in which couples engage in carnal relations. Preferably a wednesday night (hump day). From Flight of the Conchords.,business time,criostoir,"[u'#business socks', u'#sex', u'#get it on', u'#humping', u'#humo', u'#humpday']",1778,535,"September 20, 2006"
An oral problem amongst some Halo 2 fanatics.,halo2sis,LegendaryBart,"[u'#halo', u'#halo 2', u'#oral hygeine', u'#mouthwash', u'#fanaticism']",584,1978,"July 28, 2006"
Television channels you get without a cable or satellite TV subscription.,peasantvision,imav,[],9887,3917,"January 14, 2005"
Checking one's email though certain one has received no important communication.  Compulsively and frequently checking one's email when one is not expecting an important message.  ,check my spam,Russell Clark,"[u'#email addiction', u'#cyber exile', u'#internet addiction', u'#spam', u'#phishing emails']",520,1190,"December 03, 2006"
Person without any money of their own.,nillionaire,Sirann,"[u'#rich', u'#fraud', u'#conman', u'#millionaire', u'#kite']",2540,551,"September 09, 2007"
"A nickname for Whole Foods Market, the now-famous purveyor of (rather high-priced) organic and fresh foods and sundries.",whole paycheck,Lfrey,"[u'#whole foods market', u'#whole foods', u'#expensive', u'#high quality', u'#organic foods', u'#groceries']",1271,853,"April 26, 2006"
"When you don't know a picture has been taken of you until you see it uploaded by someone else on facebook. Usually results in an embarassing picture getting into the public's viewership, or it can be a normal, innocent picture.",facebook surprise,oogens,"[u'#facebook', u'#noods', u'#hogbeast', u'#surprise', u'#whore']",1544,543,"September 06, 2007"
"Australian origin.
adj. not stylish, out of fashion, not trendy, not cool, untidy, unclean, not neat.
v. to have no style.",daggy,JBar,[],1637,568,"January 21, 2004"
"An awkward make out session, in which the two participants both are bad kissers and have there mouths open so wide that their teeth hit each other, thus clicking.",Clicking Teeth,the destroyinator,"[u'#kiss', u'#poor hygiene', u'#pain', u'#make out', u'#dental plan']",755,914,"January 22, 2006"
"It seems as though Ms. Stefani has had some incidents in which another young, presumably female, individual has made some disparaging remarks about her character. Upon learning of the situation, Ms. Stefani is informing this “culprit” that she intends to handle this matter physically. Ms. Stefani’s character is such that she is not the type of person who counters verbal attacks with verbal attacks, or “hollering back.” Using terminology that is commonplace among today’s youth, this is shortened to “hollaback.” Additionally, it appears as though this altercation will take place somewhere near the bleachers.",hollaback girl,stormdancer,[],5905,1809,"May 10, 2005"
a word often used by pirates whenever they have experienced a loss or pain,yarr!,nope,[],2771,561,"October 17, 2003"
A conservative politician or other public figure caught doing things that he has denounced on record.,conswervative,Q47,"[u'#conservative', u'#conswervative', u'#hypocrite', u'#politician', u'#public figure']",1905,631,"September 05, 2007"
Double checking the clothes you put on for any funky odors before getting dressed and leaving the house.,smell check,Adam L. Bennett,"[u'#manners', u'#deodorant', u'#laundry', u'#stinky', u'#foul', u'#odiferous', u'#rancid', u'#primitive', u'#british']",2372,295,"September 02, 2007"
"When you're carrying a wallet with only $20s and $1s. Twenties for the pay, and $1s for the tips.",stripper wallet,Sven Pisker,"[u'#stripper', u'#wallet', u'#bills', u'#money', u'#hooker']",2018,475,"August 30, 2007"
A get-together or a party where the attendance is prodominantly male.,Brodeo,Max Montez,"[u'#bro', u'#brophy', u'#dude', u'#party', u'#town']",2031,1011,"June 22, 2006"
"1. A whipped iced dairy drink, usually chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry.
 2. A girl's body and the way she carries it.",milkshake,Rockelle,[],7240,1821,"March 02, 2005"
The shock of having to wake up a lot ealier than you normally would due to school after summer vacation. ,alarm shock,Sid Barrett,"[u'#alarm shock', u'#school', u'#summer', u'#summer break', u'#summer vacation', u'#summer recess', u'#recess', u'#alarm', u'#school bus', u'#morning']",1586,555,"August 27, 2007"
A faux (false) phobia.,fauxbia,Philistine,"[u'#phobia', u'#fauxbia', u'#jig', u'#morris', u'#dancing', u'#roger']",894,1011,"August 25, 2007"
"""peace"", shortly, mostly used by cool guys when they leave. (on chat)",pz,hi-i-wanna-remain-anonymous,[],433,2164,"March 30, 2005"
"Your friend, particularly someone from the same area of the city as you.  Origin is from New Orleans term ""ward"", how the city is divided.
 It began as ""wassup 7th waaaar-day"", ""wassup 9th war-daaaay"" and the sound evolved to ""whoadie"".  Eventually people dropped the ward number and started saying ""wardy"" and ""whoadie.""",whoadie,dantizzle,[],730,1339,"October 25, 2003"
"In fantasy sports, most commonly fantasy football, a condition where the owner is so happy with their team right after the draft that they already have a place picked out for the trophy.  A false sense of euphoria which is usually followed by a last place finish and ridicule from others who remember what a moron you looked like on draft day.",drafterglow,SheikYerbuti,"[u'#euphoria', u'#fantasy sports', u'#fantasy football', u'#pwn3d', u'#pwned']",440,968,"August 31, 2007"
The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation.  Often used to suggest that something is attractive.,fap,Anonymous L-Value,[],20814,7966,"October 11, 2002"
Discreet acts of buggery performed in a toilet cubicle. Often anonymous.,Cottaging,KHD,[],1486,1040,"August 30, 2003"
"""Chocolate Rain"" is a euphemism for racism created by Tay Zonday in his hit YouTube song ""Chocolate Rain"".  ",Chocolate Rain,Howard E,"[u'#chocolate rain', u'#racism', u'#chocolaterain', u'#tay zonday', u'#zay tonday']",2911,1600,"August 08, 2007"
"A person who gets excited over other people's future or current purchases. Usually an enthusiastic shopper for themselves as well.
Can also be used as an adjective and verb.",backseat buyer,lautnitha,"[u'#shopping', u'#backseat', u'#crazy', u'#shop', u'#buy', u'#buying', u'#shopaholic']",879,510,"August 25, 2007"
"An abbreviation for underground hip-hop.  Originally conceived as a soundalike alternative to ""indie,"" which signifies fey boys with jangly guitars.",undie,Tommy Wommy Womsters,[],250,1834,"April 10, 2005"
"""Oh my God, What the fuck, Barbeque."" A parody of internet acronyms, used sarcastically. It can be used at the same times one would use ""omgwtf"".",OMGWTFBBQ,Zi,[],3921,1380,"October 03, 2004"
"Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes. Says stuff he believes is true, but anyone with common sense can see he's wrong. A dumbass.",errorist,naknumm,"[u'#bush', u'#cheney', u'#dumb', u'#ass', u'#fuck']",2758,547,"August 23, 2007"
"a combination of words that smell fuckin' great together!
 ",Scentence,sid lundy,"[u'#scent', u'#yams', u'#smells', u'#fuck', u'#sentence']",488,2946,"August 23, 2007"
"The act of people in an elevator staring up, uncomfortably,  at the numbers as they light up when the car moves.  Practiced out of nervousness.",Elevision,Kevin Black,"[u'#elevator', u'#discomfort', u'#panic', u'#silence', u'#nervous']",1776,677,"August 23, 2007"
The irrational fear of palindromes (words that read the same forwards and backwards).,aibohphobia,Lucky Luc,[],4522,822,"April 01, 2005"
Getting grounded from the family computer.,mouse arrest,Jason,[],2400,614,"September 08, 2004"
A late night summons -- often made via telephone -- to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis.,booty call,AEAizzle,"[u'#i', u""#don't"", u'#know', u'#any', u'#synonyms.']",9611,2321,"December 27, 2005"
When your cell phone accidentally calls someone you did not mean to while on your person.,butt dial,Laurie,[],2512,850,"January 16, 2004"
"STFU in the parlance of Yoda. Acronym for ""the fuck shut up.""",tfsu,JoshVan,"[u'#stfu', u'#star wars', u'#yoda', u'#insults', u'#gizmodo']",1604,2071,"August 22, 2007"
The female version of jack off: unassisted autoerotic stimulation.,jill off,Brown Sugar,[],3637,668,"March 18, 2003"
The opposite of emasculate. To grow one's balls back after they have been shrunken by an especially effeminate activity.,Remasculate,The C-Man,"[u'#emasculate', u'#mantastic', u'#ballsy', u'#manly', u'#testosterone']",2170,466,"August 01, 2007"
"Dried stains of kebab juice, curry sauce or gravy all over your shirt from messy eating.",dinner badge,Upper Class Twit,"[u'#kebab', u'#chips', u'#curry', u'#sauce', u'#pissed']",1728,541,"August 17, 2007"
"Abbreviation of hardcore, often related to or dealing with music from the hardcore genre. Also used to describe actions or styles.",hXc,Spencer Robinson,[],555,1897,"August 07, 2005"
"When you think about something 24/7 and you cant get it off your mind, like craving drugs.",feen,Naray,[],1160,2076,"April 22, 2005"
"Short for Wireless High-Five, used when you want to give a friend a high-five, but you are further then arms reach from each other. It doesn't involve any physical contact.",wifive,Benj,"[u'#wireless', u'#wifi', u'#wi-five', u'#hi-five', u'#hifive']",836,1445,"May 27, 2007"
"A person that may or may not be hot, but is the most attractive person in the set of people you work with so you lust after him/her.",work hot,Smiledriver,"[u'#hot', u'#work', u'#girls', u'#boys', u'#sex']",3682,435,"September 25, 2005"
"Noun. A pun on ""Adam's apple,"" it refers to the large bulge on the trachea when it occurs on a woman. (Note: this may be the sign of a male-to-female transvestite or transsexual, or may simply be the luck of genetics).",Madam's apple,Tha Funkinator,[],2386,336,"March 08, 2005"
Appealing to both sexes.,bisexy,minky,[],2184,720,"July 02, 2005"
"A redneck phrase meaning to go ahead and complete a task. Shows support, encouragement, or respect. Often used in reference to potential sexual encounters.",Git Er Done,Dr. Frobious PHD (subculture languages),[],1923,1416,"February 06, 2004"
"a close buddy, compadre, smoking and/drinking buddy. a term of endearment between men to reaffirm heterosexuality",broham,Krisana,[],2325,1330,"February 24, 2004"
"An unintentional, seconds-long nap that you take most often in class or a really boring meeting. So short that usually nobody but you notices. ",nano nap,Mica M,"[u'#nap', u'#nano', u'#sleeping', u'#boring', u'#sleep']",2733,463,"April 04, 2007"
lose my number; don't call me; leave me alone.,miss me,trina,[],851,3507,"November 17, 2003"
The loop of options where you get stuck when trying to navigate your voice mail.,voicejail,thaley,"[u'#voice mail', u'#voice jail', u'#voice-jail', u'#message', u'#cell phone']",2422,802,"May 15, 2006"
I Don't Get It.,idgi,linz,[],847,1878,"July 15, 2004"
"To insult, dis' or burn someone.",pay out,Diego,[],373,2063,"September 20, 2003"
An attractive woman in her late 20s or early 30s. She is a pre-cougar/urban cougar.,puma,anonymous,[],4274,1660,"January 02, 2004"
"To accelerate through first base (french kissing), onto second base (""heavy petting"") to third base (oral sex) and finally coming around to home plate (sexual intercourse).",Home Run,Cayle Funck,[],4044,920,"October 10, 2003"
"""For The Win.""
 An enthusiastic emphasis to the end of a comment, message, or post. Sometimes genuine, but often sarcastic.
 Originated from the game show Hollywood Squares where the result of the player's response is expected to win the game.",FTW,Zakko,"[u'#ftl', u'#wtf', u'#for', u'#the', u'#win']",17617,7012,"December 16, 2005"
"A shortened version of ""obvious"" or ""obviously.""",Obvi,anm4a,[],541,2473,"June 28, 2004"
"A shortened form of ""what cheer!""
 A greeting between friends, used mainly in London. Also spelled ""wotcha.""",wotcher,Lisa Radcliffe,[],1631,1796,"April 11, 2005"
"A person who is not only ignorant, but is also an asshole.",ignoranus,Anonymous,[],4368,384,"March 20, 2003"
"The person who used to be, but is no longer your next door neighbor.",Ex-door Neighbor,Jeul,"[u'#neighbor', u'#ex', u'#exdoor', u'#nieghbor', u'#nighbor']",2390,688,"June 27, 2007"
The empty feeling that comes from finishing the seventh book in the Harry Potter series and realizing there will be no more.,post-Potter depression,Iva-Marie,"[u'#depression', u'#harry potter addiction', u'#hogwarts', u'#sad', u'#nothingness']",4552,1204,"March 29, 2007"
"adj. - when something is ""just right."" Not too hot or too cold, not too big or too small, etc.",baby bear,Jeff Gill,[],1490,2325,"December 09, 2004"
When you become so comfortable with someone that you no longer even refer to them by their first name.  I.e. being beyond first name basis.,no name basis,Rothdaddy,"[u'#honey', u'#baby', u'#sweetheart', u'#dear', u'#darling']",2307,682,"October 30, 2006"
to leave a party or someone's house without them knowing; sneaking out; or just plain leaving.,dip out,DerrtySouthBaby,[],2232,594,"April 17, 2004"
"Responsible partiers choose a Designated Driver to drive during a night of debauchery. The Designated Drunk is chosen by the Driver.
 The Designated Drunk assumes responsibility for all drink offers given to the Driver. The Designated Drunk will take all offers of toasts, shots, and drinking competitions in place of the Driver.",Designated Drunk,Sanzone,"[u'#drinking', u'#alcohol', u'#driving', u'#party', u'#drive', u'#shot']",3625,383,"September 28, 2005"
The series of tubes which link computers across the globe.,Webbernet,Paul Dirty,"[u'#internet', u'#web', u'#world wide web', u'#information highway', u'#porn machine']",348,2453,"December 09, 2006"
"1. American bonehead.
2. Pull a Homer: to succeed despite idiocy.",Homer,Fenway Nickel,[],3909,845,"January 25, 2004"
"Something that is sweet, almost to the point of being sickeningly so. As a derogatory descriptive, it means something that is affectedly dainty or quaint, or is way too sentimental.
 In American English it often refers to a type of simple sweet pop music, but in British English it is used much more widely for things that are nauseatingly cute or precious. It comes from the way the word sweet sounds when said in baby talk.",twee,urbandicfan,[],3151,1243,"September 03, 2003"
Someone who is overly talkative on emails or text messages.,typeractive,shaniqua2,"[u'#messages', u'#email', u'#texting', u'#hyperactive', u'#typing']",2581,710,"January 26, 2007"
Slamming the forehead against the desk surface or keyboard repeatedly. Often followed by cursing at the monitor.,headdesk,FahrmBoy,[],1139,1313,"October 21, 2003"
"Short for background props. Placing oneself in the background of another person's picture, usually striking some strange pose or making some other gesture, unbeknownst to the subjects or the photographer.",BGP,Your mom,[],758,1184,"January 17, 2005"
"Similar to tennis elbow, wii elbow is pain in one's arm (particularly around the elbow) caused by too much wii tennis (or, possibly, not enough regular exercise).",Wii elbow,Paradox Quine,"[u'#wii', u'#wii-elbow', u'#wii tennis', u'#tennis elbow', u'#wii sports', u'#gaming', u'#exersize']",2068,609,"November 25, 2006"
"God Damn Independent, a college student that is not in a fraternity/sorority.",gdi,billy bob,[],5959,2955,"February 10, 2003"
"A chronic painful condition that effects the muscles or joints in the hand, fingers and/or forearm after playing videogames too much. ",nintendonitis,Aeronius,"[u'#video games', u'#video game nerds', u'#video game hangover', u'#video game addict', u'#lanukah', u'#final fantasy']",1785,524,"January 16, 2006"
One who finds intelligence the most sexually attractive feature.,sapiosexual,Mr M. Ister,[],15342,4083,"May 26, 2004"
The feeling of regretting something you're about to do anyway.,pregret,Aeronius,"[u'#anticipointment', u'#cigregret', u'#negret', u'#swipe swipe', u'#no regret']",3507,357,"January 16, 2006"
Caffeinate the day.,cafediem,tropt,"[u'#coffee', u'#cafinate', u'#diem', u'#the', u'#day']",1131,1422,"March 30, 2006"
Highly intoxicated; Crazy drunk. Made popular by hip-hop artist Lil Jon. ,crunk,Matt Gray,"[u'#drunk', u'#lil jon', u'#intoxicated', u'#rap', u'#krunk']",4971,3688,"May 26, 2006"
"Rear Echelon Mother Fucker. One who has no frontline or combat experience, and therefore makes huge errors at expense of human life.
 The REMF's decisions make sense only if you think of human beings as statistics. This is the main problem with REMFs- they think of people as numbers.",REMF,Braavosi,[],1802,973,"April 30, 2003"
"The phenomenon that occurs when someone becomes a badass when addressing others on a message board.
 It is a common practice for the reticent, meek, and cowardly to make bold statements, on the internet, knowing there is no way to be held accountable.",Internuts,BabylonDon,"[u'#trolling', u'#fight picking', u'#anonymous', u'#safe', u'#wuss']",1231,636,"April 30, 2007"
"Fanaticism surrounding fictional characters and themes contained within a series of books written by J.K Rowling, namely ""Harry Potter"".",pottermania,Dan Fox,[],1286,951,"June 25, 2003"
Scottish slang used by teenagers to describe when their parents and siblings have gone out for the night and they have the house to themselves.,empty,sarah,[],877,1027,"May 08, 2004"
"A song that sticks in your mind, and will not leave no matter how much you try.
 The best way to get rid of an earworm is to replace it with another. Be prepared to become a jukebox.",Earworm,love_music,[],2304,587,"October 13, 2004"
"A non-Canadian person who is extremely fond of Canadians, Canadian culture, and/or Canada in general.",Canadaphile,Katherine T.,"[u'#canada', u'#canadian', u'#hockey', u'#poutine', u'#eh']",1925,897,"May 09, 2006"
Bruce Willis' signature phrase from Die Hard.,yippie ki-yay,Gumba Gumba,[],2962,774,"March 01, 2004"
"A chick so hot that you wouldn't care if she walked up and crapped on your waffle. In fact, you'd probably welcome it. Coined by Adam Carolla.",waffle crapper,Daddyman,[],2894,1441,"December 03, 2004"
The fiercest digit known to man.,7,dumbass,[],4543,1783,"July 19, 2003"
"To step up to a challenge; to toughen up; to make something happen, as opposed to just bitching about it; taking charge of a situation. The feminine variation of ""cowboy up.""",cowgirl up,puma_blues,[],894,1392,"March 29, 2004"
"The constant desire to have the newest, flashiest, fastest, shiniest gadget available, even if the one you just bought is only two months old and still works great.",technolust,Tailspin,[],2115,399,"October 18, 2003"
A word used to describe people from the United States without confusing them with people from South America.Also used when the word American cannot be thought of.,United Statians,Bam-Bam for Emily,"[u'#united states citzens', u'#americans-related words', u'#united statans-common mispelling', u'#no antonyms', u'#no synonyms']",810,2443,"February 26, 2006"
The hype surrounding any product Apple unveils.,iPerbole,Mark Hengel,"[u'#exageration', u'#apple computer', u'#hyperbole', u'#ipod', u'#iphone']",2463,663,"January 14, 2007"
"Stands for ""No Big Deal"".",NBD,Kyndria Brown,[],2590,1497,"May 13, 2005"
A person who helps you make the right decision of breaking up with the person you are dating by giving you an objective opinion of how bad they are for you and by giving post breakup support.,breakup buddy,Gimster,"[u'#breakup', u'#dating', u'#girlfriend', u'#boyfriend', u'#sex', u'#break-up']",1717,496,"November 13, 2006"
No Fucking Idea,nfi,KGB,[],6262,1713,"July 10, 2002"
"In poker, having so many chips that you make bad calls and bets.  It usually is the result of winning one or more big pots and usually is followed up by being ""down to the felt""",chipdrunk,tcw,"[u'#chip', u'#drunk', u'#poker', u'#bigstack', u""#hold'em"", u'#donkey', u'#fish']",1427,539,"May 25, 2007"
"As in Playing footsie (under the table)
 The act of flirting in which one secretly touches the feet or legs of another with one's own, as under a table.",Footsie,George,[],3088,597,"April 22, 2004"
To say that someone needs more experience in something. To tell someone they need to practice.,get your weight up,Mr_Gone,"[u'#practice', u'#getcha weight up', u'#up to par', u'#experience', u'#become more fit']",848,1343,"April 04, 2006"
"A brief romantic encounter usually occuring while traveling or on vacation, occasionally outwardly resembling a conventional relationship, but without any underlying comittment. May be rekindled at future opportunities.",locationship,Chiefnutz,"[u'#fuck buddy', u'#relationshiop', u'#one night stand', u'#tryst', u'#casual sex']",1790,704,"October 16, 2005"
"Someone who asks many stupid, pointless, obnoxious questions.",askhole,k and D sessions,[],5237,686,"June 12, 2005"
The consummation of a relationship via SMS messages.,textual intercourse,Chauncey Billups,[],2696,525,"July 28, 2005"
"The act of misrepresenting yourself, for the sole purpose of getting laid.",Foreploy,Dawn,[],1924,493,"December 09, 2003"
When a e-commerce site is so slow that you just can't buy anything from them.,commercide,William Agush,"[u'#slow performance', u'#poor performance', u'#internet speed', u'#shopping cart', u'#abandon purchase']",433,1287,"October 30, 2006"
"Acronym: ""Have A Good Summer""",HAGS,catholicschoolgirls4life,[],869,2476,"March 19, 2005"
"When you are so inundated with email, both genuine email and spam, that you have to delete everything and start over again.",Email Bankruptcy,Nick Whitehouse,"[u'#email', u'#bankruptcy', u'#spam', u'#inbox', u'#overflow']",1780,802,"May 02, 2007"
"like normal rock climbing, buildering takes place in an urban setting on man-made objects such as buildings. usually only practiced by those crazy rock climbers, the point is to spot a very climb-able looking surface and attempt to scale it in sneakers with no other equipment.",buildering,emma,[],480,1389,"August 22, 2004"
n. What workaholics are addicted to,workahol,Matt |2,"[u'#workaholic', u'#work', u'#addiction', u'#cheating', u'#jealous wife']",672,2273,"November 21, 2006"
"The pimp-meister, the king of the streetwalkers, possessor of the blingest of bling-bling. The mac daddy is the man who means everything (and the only man who really means anything) to his ladies of the night.",mac daddy,hux,[],2832,1249,"May 22, 2003"
"The post-drunken, post-tipsy state at which the removal of clothing begins.",stripsy,UMDgatemaster,"[u'#tipsy', u'#drunk', u'#alcohol', u'#strippy', u'#inebriation']",2951,421,"April 24, 2007"
Someone who grew up before the digital age and is fairly new to the internet. Basically anyone over the age of 28.,digital immigrant,Oingodeboingo,[],1045,2510,"November 11, 2004"
"""Laughing quietly to myself."" A more accurate representation of the human response to funny things seen on the interweb.
 When people type lol, rarely are they laughing aloud for the whole world to hear, but merely smiling and laughing quietly to themselves.",LQTM,David Hamlin,"[u'#lqtm', u'#lol', u'#demetri', u'#truthier', u'#boner']",3593,1092,"July 07, 2006"
"Birth Control Glasses. Generally a military term which refers to the large, blocky glasses issued to military personnel who require the use of corrective lenses.",BCG,Nemesis,[],1743,682,"April 16, 2004"
"A form of government with one person exercising absolute power and unrestricted control in a government who regularly disregards opinions, petitions or mandates of the people or elected representatives.",decidership,Jason Beam,"[u'#decider', u'#decidership', u'#gwb', u'#george bush', u'#george w bush', u'#bushie', u'#dubya']",904,1368,"May 01, 2007"
The pasty white tan of a person who works over eighty hours a week and never gets any sun.,programmer's tan,Mike Ellis,[],2591,446,"April 09, 2004"
To move one's hands and arms expressively while talking bollox.,testiculate,David Earle,[],959,1189,"April 16, 2004"
"The person you have or will have carnal relations with, but never a serious relationship.",chew toy,Bobalicious Brown,"[u'#flavor of the month', u'#hook-up', u'#private dancer', u'#booty call', u'#biscuit']",1827,634,"April 30, 2007"
"when you use myspace to spy on ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, ex-friends or even your ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend's ex-boyfriend's baby momma.",myspy,sick bastid,"[u'#myspace', u'#spy', u'#spying', u'#nosey', u'#myspying']",2490,453,"October 27, 2006"
"Adjective form of the word ""struggle,"" but also applicable in cases where the literal meaning of ""struggle"" or ""struggling"" may not be entirely appropriate; problematic.",strug,He Hate Me,"[u'#struggle', u'#struggling', u'#problematic', u'#strugg', u'#strugglage']",222,1794,"July 30, 2006"
"The act of riding a train in any method except inside the train cars. In other words, it's the equivalent of Ghost riding a train. 
 Usually the act is performed by hanging onto the back, sides, or top of the train while the train is in motion.
 The most common target are passenger trains (due to their ease of getting on and off the train at stations) primarily as an extreme sport. ",trainsurfing,Arthur D.,"[u'#train', u'#railroad', u'#naturalselection', u'#ghostriding', u'#extremesport']",562,1125,"April 29, 2007"
Means Above and Beyond the Call of Duty. Means very good.,a and b the c of d,zanec,[],2157,2073,"July 23, 2005"
"An extra dose of courage and the tendency to go beyond one's usual physical limits when being filmed or photographed (from action sports such as skateboarding, snowboarding, and extreme skiing).",Kodak courage,Matt,[],2198,460,"November 22, 2004"
"A way of determining who has to do a task, such as close a door or turn off a light after everyone is seated.  To call 'nose goes', you simply place your index finger on your nose, and say ""nose goes"".  The last person to call 'nose goes' has to do the task.",nose goes,Hannah M.,"[u'#fives', u'#dibs', u'#save', u'#reserve', u'#seatback']",923,1559,"January 03, 2006"
"The testosterone-driven opposite of a ""chick flick"".  Generally contains lots of car chases, explosions, and boobs.",dick flick,Cimmerian Southpaw,[],5566,542,"October 14, 2003"
An untalented tattoo artist. A tattoo artist who scratches up your skin rather than applying a clean smooth looking tattoo.,scratcher,sacred357,[],1732,587,"December 12, 2003"
"A mutual agreement that the subject is considered especially factual.
 Origins: The Saturday Night Live skit ""Lazy Sunday"" featured two characters who upon stating their favorite map product agreed that the statement was double true.",double true,Scott L,"[u'#true dat', u'#word', u'#factual', u'#correct', u'#truth', u'#truthful']",1138,848,"January 13, 2006"
"Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.  A person who possesses a killer body but has a face that only a mother could love.",BOBFOC,Samick Downunder,[],2601,1006,"August 07, 2005"
"The animal mascot of the awkward moment.
 When you're in an awkward moment, place your hands on top of each other, and spin your thumbs forward. Thus creating the creature know as awkward turtle.",awkward turtle,Final Attempt,[],4956,1796,"September 06, 2005"
"What gets all over anything you read.
 The reason so many bookworms wear glasses is to keep from getting eyetracks on their fanzines, magazines and books.",eyetracks,rich brown,[],342,2273,"August 11, 2004"
"Repeats with new scenes. Originated from The Office: NBC wanted to spice things up a bit without creating more episodes, so they cut new scenes into their old episodes.",newpeat,b to the rizzle,"[u'#newpeat', u'#nbc', u'#the office', u'#pam', u'#jim', u'#funny', u'#comedy night done right']",357,1136,"March 20, 2007"
"The entirety of creation that relates to one specific, narcissistic individual. Used to indicate that a particular person has knowledge only of him or herself -- their universe consists only of them.",youniverse,antimorph,"[u'#universe', u'#yooniverse', u'#narcisist', u'#narcissistic', u'#blog']",1977,453,"May 09, 2007"
"To manipulate events and situations in order to make a person believe that he or she is crazy.
 From the 1944 movie with Charles Boyer and Ingrid Bergman.",gaslight,wolfie toutomoutochan,[],1439,782,"February 11, 2005"
"What Was I Looking For?  Acronym for phrase describing wasting time sufing online, with no results.  ",WWILF,Noll,"[u'#acronym', u'#acrostic', u'#alphabet soup for the internet', u'#like ttyl', u'#lol', u'#ianal', u'#and hosts of others']",440,1669,"April 10, 2007"
"An insincere apology or expression of regret, often blaming the aggrieved party for being offended or bringing up an irrelevant topic to distract.",nonpology,stogoe,"[u'#excuses', u'#wimpy', u'#blame the victim', u'#insincere', u'#don imus']",3633,1283,"April 24, 2007"
Indifference; to be used when one simply does not care.,Meh,Harold Lauder,[],17945,2414,"November 16, 2002"
the crack in a monopoly board.,puzzle butt,miggie,"[u'#puzzle', u'#butt', u'#monopoly', u'#crack', u'#board']",2373,1441,"April 30, 2007"
An enemy disguised as a friend.,frenemy,nodemons,[],3557,1135,"May 05, 2004"
"An obstacle found in one's path that, while drunk, provides an incredible challenge to avoid.  This includes cracks in the sidewalk, low-hanging tree branches, abnormal curbs, and members of the opposite sex who are of questionable attractiveness.  Generally, these are ranked by class, or degree of difficulty: class 1 being the lowest and class 5 being the highest.",drunk catcher,gingerman,[],2575,487,"August 20, 2005"
"Vigilante justice taken against aggressive motorists or ""cagers,"" by bikers.
 The heavy U-lock used to lock the bike is used to do damage to a vehicle, like by taking off a mirror.
 U-lock Justice is not legal justice, but it's the only justice some cyclists get for being hit by inconsiderate motorists.",U-lock Justice,Falkon,"[u'#messenger', u'#u-lock', u'#cyclist', u'#justice', u'#vigilante']",984,1307,"November 06, 2006"
The characteristics of a neo hippy.,crunchy,Nina,[],1398,1325,"July 28, 2003"
"Making a brief appearance at a party or social function for political purposes.
 Involves giving ""dap"" (fist-pound greeting) to the host and other notables, then ""dipping"" (leaving) shortly thereafter. Sometimes used to describe an event that is not enjoyable and would not be worth attending were it not for the political motive.",dap and dip,Darrell Johnson,"[u'#dap', u'#dapping', u'#dap mode', u'#dip', u'#bounce', u'#flee']",1179,727,"May 01, 2007"
"A friend, maybe a best friend, who you get into trouble with and who is somewhat responsible for your actions.",accountabilabuddy,zak meade,"[u'#friend', u'#account', u'#trouble', u'#actions', u'#somewhat']",3468,1794,"April 24, 2007"
(Verb). To make a quick and to-the-point phone call that lasts under 30 seconds.,Testosterphone,Jack Davison,"[u'#8-----)', u'#gog', u'#gfo', u'#godjf', u'#sdss', u'#ddfaf', u'#sg', u'#dg', u'#a', u'#adf']",1526,1713,"April 30, 2007"
An affectionate term for your mother.,Moms,Mary L,[],3156,1530,"August 04, 2005"
The distance one can reach without leaving the couch or sofa.,couching distance,Ryan,[],3494,414,"November 27, 2004"
A term used by motorcyclists to describe someone driving a four wheeled vehicle.,cager,Garrat9,[],951,1304,"October 20, 2003"
"A person who wears a bluetooth wireless earpiece everywhere they go to seem trendy and important. Places to spot bluetools include movie theaters, malls, restaurants, gyms, grocery stores and cars.",Bluetool,Orchard,"[u'#ri-tard', u'#douchebag', u'#douche', u'#bluetooth', u'#bluefool']",4814,435,"August 01, 2006"
"A phrase used to express one persons endorsement of anothers general style. Is also commonly used to show happiness at a persons actions.
 Extra emphasis is placed on the phrase when it is accompanied by a friendly point and wink at the recipient.
 The correct response is I like your moves.",I like your style,Thomas Gorman,[],1642,719,"May 14, 2005"
caffeine-laden food/drugs used to stay awake in a modern office environment.,cubicle speed,Devin,[],910,1091,"April 19, 2004"
refers to the left arm being tanner (or redder) than the right arm because it's been hanging out the window,driver's arm,Chrissy12321,"[u'#drivers arm', u'#passenger;s arm', u'#passengers arm', u""#farmer's tan"", u'#farmers tan']",2502,537,"June 04, 2006"
An overvite is an invite that occurs after another invite has already been extended.,overvite,dmcormond,"[u'#overvite', u'#invite', u'#invitation', u'#friends', u'#party']",581,1186,"April 25, 2007"
"An unwritten law dictating that if a food or other consumable item is dropped onto the floor, it may be picked up up and eaten within five seconds. The reasoning behind this is that dirt and germs take six seconds to transfer from one surface to another.",5 second rule,Hablacraja,[],4933,424,"July 10, 2004"
"A girl who is fun, intelligent, beautiful, perfect in every way... except she's devoutly religious. (See butterface)",butterfaith,Cephiroth,"[u'#butterfaith', u'#religious people', u'#religion', u'#butterface', u'#butter face']",2699,976,"April 25, 2007"
"To drive right on the dotted white lane divider, which gives the same effect as Pac-Man eating dots.",pac-manning,Ron's Cookies,"[u'#backseat driver', u'#driver', u'#driving', u'#car', u'#automobile', u'#dui']",3401,335,"April 24, 2007"
"An older woman, typically early thirties to mid-forties, who has abandoned traditional rules of romantic engagement and taken as her mission the seduction of as many game young men as she can possibly handle.",Urban Cougar,briany smurf,[],2854,602,"August 03, 2005"
"Spanish for ""pure life.""
 The law of the land in Costa Rica. The expression is used in many forms, from a greeting, to a synonym for ""excellent."" Ticos follow this lifestyle and are some of the most wonderful people on earth. A synonym of ""hakuna matata."" Life is wonderful; enjoy it.",Pura Vida,Wart The Dick,[],1419,780,"December 07, 2004"
"Way to say you hustle. Most people work 9 to 5, but you put in more. You have the 9 to 9 hustle.",9 to 9,mackrock17,"[u'#hustle', u'#hustla', u'#work', u'#stellar', u'#tight']",631,1597,"April 19, 2007"
The process of introducing a formerly cool person to a product or idea that attempts to make them cool again. Reinventing an individuals public persona through assocation or action.,hip replacement,Gavin Thiesfield,"[u'#john travolta', u'#hip', u'#cool', u'#hip-replacement', u'#replacement', u'#pulp fiction']",714,1424,"April 19, 2007"
"To check your email, myspace, facebook, blog, and/or any daily essential websites.",check your vitals,malmix,"[u'#myspace', u'#facebook', u'#urbandict', u'#email', u'#blog']",2683,699,"April 19, 2007"
"like a part-timer or a full-timer, but one major difference, a free-timer has no job. they have a lot of free time, so they are therefore a free-timer.",free-timer,Kaatisu,"[u'#slacker', u'#free-time', u'#freetimer', u'#jobless', u'#full-timer']",1827,466,"January 21, 2007"
One is so patriotic that they would gladly mate with the American flag.,flagaphile,David Altena,"[u'#patriotic', u'#freem', u'#eneagled', u'#superstantial', u'#lincolnish']",1503,1549,"April 18, 2007"
"A form of storage for clothing which requires no hangers, drawers, doors or effort. Simply drop on the floor and you have a floordrobe.",floordrobe,Melander,"[u'#walk-on', u'#floorage', u'#storage', u'#dropsy', u'#clothing']",4822,386,"April 16, 2007"
"When a website or website link leads you to believe you will be seeing pornography or some other sexual material, when in fact this offer is false or misleading.",clicktease,Whitney R.,"[u'#internet', u'#porn', u'#click', u'#spam', u'#cocktease']",2491,543,"April 11, 2007"
"Make you very upset or sad, or ruin your whole day.",break your crayons,Irish Dave,"[u'#upset', u'#riled up', u'#sad', u'#depressed', u'#bummed out']",4820,519,"April 15, 2007"
"Coined word from globalization and fragmentation; as the world becomes more globalized with increasing technology and knowledge, more fragmentation occurs among individuals and societies.",globfrag,Izabel,[],601,1180,"May 26, 2005"
"The change in pitch or tone of a man's voice when talking to their significant other.  The girlfriend voice is characterized by a higher pitch and a more effeminate tone with speech patterns scattered with pet names and childish words.
 This type of speech is usually frowned upon when used in the presence of other men.  When another man uses this voice they will usually receive a fair amount of ridicule.",girlfriend voice,GFVFTL,"[u'#gfv', u'#girl friend voice', u'#girl freind voice', u'#girlfreind voice', u'#bitch voice']",5994,384,"February 08, 2006"
Toking up right after you wake up.,wake and bake,Anonymous,[],7175,2051,"July 02, 2003"
"Someone flirted with, obsessed over and generally courted by a person in a relationship they want to get out of in the hope that it will give them the courage and will to leave.",escape goat,Esther Schillinger,"[u'#paramour', u'#love triangle', u'#other woman', u'#encourager', u'#safe harbour']",717,1377,"April 12, 2007"
"Saying y/n parodies the old DOS programs people used back in the day. It means yes/no, and some geeks still use it when they ask questions.
For example:",y/n,Dux00rs,"[u'#dos', u'#yes', u'#no', u'#question', u'#letter']",1130,1092,"February 04, 2006"
sleeping when ya got something goin' later on that you need to get ready for.,disco nap,Boomer,[],2897,782,"March 28, 2002"
"An idea that at first seems like an amazing insight (at least to the conceiver) but later turns out to be pointless, mundane, stupid, or incorrect, and often is the root cause of bad decisions. Mostly occurs under the influence of drugs or alcohol.",epiphanot,Mars Redwyne,"[u'#epiphany', u'#undersight', u'#bad idea', u'#unlightened', u'#unlightenment', u'#enlighten', u'#enlightenment']",1667,357,"April 08, 2007"
"stolen. to have something taken from you without your permission or consent, and without the intention to be returned.",taxed,Bogan Bob,[],1821,506,"May 21, 2004"
When you're broke because you spent all your money on spring break.,spring broke,malendras,"[u'#broke', u'#spring', u'#spring break', u'#money', u'#poor']",1287,491,"April 08, 2007"
"feelings of admiration and adoration which a girl has for another girl, without wanting to shag said girl. a nonsexual attraction, usually based on veneration at some level.
 related to boy crush",girl crush,ezz,[],3060,642,"September 26, 2004"
"To eat, drink, take drugs or the like for personal indulgence in excessive amounts.",excessorise,SilvermaN,"[u'#glut', u'#overflow', u'#abundant', u'#overindulgence', u'#wastefulness.']",380,989,"April 03, 2007"
Variation of the word brother combined with the term bohemian. Used to denote a close affiliate.,brohemian,Jaseem Al-Francoix,[],266,1053,"June 04, 2005"
"A general-multi used DC Metro area term used to describe a person who has no style, taste, or class. Usually this person has no idea that he/she is classified as a Bamma - rather they go about their daily lives thinking what they do, say, or wear is acceptable.",bamma,Lycee,[],1650,679,"March 16, 2005"
"Like haterade, the figurative snack you consume when you're hating on someone.",hater tots,aoc,"[u'#hater', u'#tots', u'#hating', u'#hated', u'#tot']",1573,496,"January 07, 2006"
"Marshmallow candies in the shape of rabbits and baby chickens.  Usually served around Easter.  Also short for ""people"".",Peeps,Anonymous,[],2750,971,"February 19, 2003"
I=In S=Search O=Of,ISO,Ill Killa,[],2189,811,"July 28, 2003"
"One who is considering the vegetarian lifestyle, but has yet to make a committment to it.",vegi-curious,Xeenie,"[u'#vegi-curious', u'#vegetarian', u'#vegan', u'#healthy', u'#choice']",1341,393,"March 28, 2007"
Verb.  To make more admirable or great.,Embiggen,Arthur McGowan,[],1107,637,"May 12, 2003"
The upcoming movies in your Netflix queue.,nextflix,the P@,"[u'#movies', u'#dvds', u'#netflix', u'#queue', u'#upcoming']",305,1173,"March 27, 2007"
"As opposed to March Madness, March Sadness is the deep, depressing feeling that comes when your brackets are completely fucked up and your favorite team lost.",march sadness,lykomgrachel!,"[u'#march madness', u'#bust day', u'#ncaa', u'#basketball', u'#lame']",1000,420,"March 26, 2007"
The act of shopping as an outlet for frustration and a reliever of stress.,Retail Therapy,Princess Juju Bunnie,[],1765,370,"February 19, 2004"
"In Mr. T-glish, a rhetoric comment equivalent to the English ""I'd best not find out who it was.""",I pity the fool,diatrevolo,[],2485,327,"November 09, 2003"
To be high on ecstasy.,loved up,zachwolff,[],702,625,"October 15, 2003"
"A profile on friendster or another social network that is not owned by a real person.
 In other words, a profile that is maintained by someone who pretends to be a celebrity, television character, or other obviously fake person.",fakester,TheRabidRhino,[],478,379,"November 20, 2003"
To start consuming drugs and alcohol again after a hiatus in an effort to avoid the effects of withdrawl.,retox,tf,[],1641,304,"July 26, 2004"
"A weblog intended to shock. The term was coined to describe  a number of Dutch websites that have specialized in presenting shocking, irritating or ""irresponsible"" material. Shocklogs have become enormously popular in the Netherlands.",shocklog,Handy Fuse,"[u'#weblog', u'#blog', u'#photoblog', u'#vlog', u'#internet', u'#protest', u'#hateblog', u'#xanga', u'#blogging', u'#politics', u'#shock jock', u'#shock rock', u'#shock site', u'#shock-rocker', u'#shockumentary', u'#documentary']",286,293,"March 19, 2007"
Feeling fantastic after the successful completion of a particularly macho feat.,mantastic,Ned Ryerson,"[u'#fantastic', u'#awesome', u'#booya', u'#kick his ass, seabass', u'#splendid']",1529,279,"May 10, 2006"
"A witty mannerism, personality, or behavior that is a combination of sarcasm and cynicism. Usually accepted as a complimentary term. Snark is sometimes mistaken for a snotty or arrogant attitude.",snarky,A Gianotto (snipe),[],6056,2204,"October 09, 2002"
"To act foolishly or recklessly with a vehicle, usually under the influence of one or more mind altering substances, to the point of damaging the vehicle.",Crack a rim,Joshua Denver,"[u'#screwing up', u'#fucking up', u'#screwing the pooch', u'#drinking and driving', u'#dui']",378,455,"April 17, 2006"
"A throwaway prepaid cellphone, typically used by dealers. Used until the minutes are up, then thrown away so they cannot be tapped.",Burner,Jay,[],2609,975,"October 11, 2004"
"A man who is the epitome of charming. A man that makes the wrong decisions, and is often known as an asshole, jerk, or the ultimate heartbreaker. None other than Patrick Dempsey, who plays Dr. Shepherd on the ABC hit series Grey's Anatomy.",McDreamy,Julie Beth,"[u'#gorgeous', u'#charming', u'#manipulative', u'#great hair', u'#jerk', u'#unattainable']",1244,949,"September 27, 2006"
"Sharing a single set of headphones attached to one iPod. One person holds the iPod and takes the left earbud, the other takes the right earbud. Can be performed while moving.",BiPodding,Stuart Lee,"[u'#ipod', u'#mp3', u'#headphones', u'#sharing', u'#earpiece']",1754,324,"February 25, 2007"
"Cash money, usually referring to $1000.",guap,Jim Jam,"[u'#synonyms- money', u'#chips', u'#bread', u'#dough', u'#cash']",980,1226,"November 01, 2005"
"The day you realize your NCAA bracket is busted, and you're probably not going to win the pool unless somehow, a double digit team wins the title.",bustday,vixenbergen,"[u'#ncaa', u'#march', u'#madness', u'#bracket', u'#busted']",131,641,"March 20, 2006"
"A person of high society and wealth whose famous just for the fact of being rich and fabulous. A socialite who is ""famous for being famous.""",celebutante,enamils,"[u'#socialite', u'#fabulous', u'#rich', u'#famous', u'#celebrity']",843,220,"October 14, 2005"
"Bay Area slang for ""you know what I'm sayin?"" Other variations include ""yadadaimsayin"" and ""yadada I'm talkin bout?""",yadadamean,fotweny,[],1584,702,"November 15, 2004"
What everybody in America becomes once a year on March 17th.,Irish-American,jar jar stinks,"[u'#boston', u'#nyc', u'#celtics', u'#parade', u'#noraid']",1508,749,"May 22, 2006"
The Art and Science of figuring out and filling out NCAA basketball tournament bracket during March Madness.,bracketology,Dr. Bracketowski,[],352,388,"March 01, 2005"
Ze is a gender neutral pronoun. It refers to someone who does not fit into gender binary.,ze,mary fuckshit,[],1390,1083,"July 21, 2004"
"March 14th. A ""holiday"" celebrated by math geeks everywhere. Pi is approximately 3.14, and March the 14th is 3/14.",pi day,aoiasimsd,[],1495,399,"March 21, 2005"
"1.To brilliantly inform someone of a harsh truth that they were either ignorant of or tried with everything they have to ignore. The resulting truth leaves the liar impotent. Powerless. Usually a truth about themselves. Like Euthenize. But with the truth. 
 2. To call somone out on a huge lie.",Truthenize,Steve Braun,"[u'#call out', u'#smack back', u'#indict', u'#who ordered the code red', u'#reality bomb', u'#anti-deception serum']",784,205,"November 01, 2005"
The jetlag-like disruption of your circadian rhythms that occurs on the Monday after Daylight Saving Time comes into effect.,DST-lag,Adman12,"[u'#daylight', u'#saving', u'#time', u'#jetlag', u'#circadian']",591,283,"April 03, 2006"
To bring back something dead. Often used in reference to topics in online forums.,necro,Ravenwolf,"[u'#forum', u'#thread', u'#topic', u'#dead', u'#bump']",373,518,"August 30, 2006"
"Acronym for ""geographically undesirable.""",gu,zooa,[],247,534,"November 03, 2003"
"A person, male or female, who is so deeply enthralled with technology they discuss it with a level of passion that most people reserve for sex. Not always a geek or a nerd, but generally someone who has the latest and greatest everything.",technosexual,DarthVerso,[],1859,213,"October 22, 2004"
"building up saliva in the salivary glands using some stimulus, like sour food or yawning, and then pressing the tongue upon the glands, causing the saliva to shoot out, usually at an impressive distance.",gleek,mike,[],3780,869,"April 26, 2003"
A non-hygienic boyfriend.,hobeau,Kayla601,"[u'#hobo', u'#hobaeu', u'#boyfriend', u'#beau', u'#girlfriend']",585,453,"February 07, 2006"
When someone is wearing headphones and speaks very loud because s/he tries to speak over the music.,Headphone Syndrome,Black Majik,[],1353,299,"September 15, 2005"
"The act of pulling the car door handle at the moment the driver unlocks the door, rendering the attempt fruitless, and resulting in minor frustration and/or embarrassment.",pre-pull,pigpen23,"[u'#prepull', u'#unlock', u'#car door', u'#mishaps', u'#automobile']",2318,215,"February 25, 2007"
"1. What Do You Mean?
2. Whatever Do You Mean?",wdym,Wesss,"[u'#wdym', u'#online', u'#w d y m', u'#chat', u'#aim']",238,663,"January 07, 2007"
"To fly somewhere with the bare-minimum of belongings, and purchase the rest where you are.",fly naked,anonwebuser,"[u'#flying naked', u'#fly light', u'#pack light', u'#new york', u'#fly']",1099,271,"February 19, 2007"
"A celebrity signature written on a female breast, usually with a ""Sharpie"" brand marker.",mammograph,Word Puppy,"[u'#mammogram', u'#breast', u'#boob', u'#tit', u'#autograph']",724,176,"January 24, 2007"
"In conversation it is an expression which follows a particularly good but lighthearted insult in order to emphasize the caliber of the remark. It is similar to the way that a person would use the word burn. Though the phrase itself was first made popular by the Mazda auto commercials, this particular usage was popularized in the popular television show ""Scrubs"", where it is often accompanied by a short ""Zoom, Zoom, Zoom"" dance.",Zoom Zoom Zoom,Iarwain,"[u'#burn', u'#insult', u'#scrubs', u'#zoom', u'#mazda']",587,697,"July 10, 2006"
"The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters.",Cinemuck,The Whitehat,[],965,193,"October 19, 2004"
Doing multiple slacker-esque things concurrently.,multislacking,HeavenHighCrutch,"[u'#languorous', u'#slacking', u'#slacker', u'#torpid', u'#lazy']",2270,228,"April 26, 2006"
Term used by new age and/or granola types to describe an accidental meeting or spending time together without previously having made a plan.,Organically Overlap,Lotusflower,"[u'#run into', u'#hanging out', u'#new age', u'#new ageist', u'#granola']",155,651,"February 14, 2007"
"When it's art, you call it a film. When it's mainstream garbage, it's called a movie.",film,jpj,[],1661,917,"May 02, 2004"
A Chicago slang term meaning dollar bills. Derived from another slang term that refers to money as cheese. (Originates from slices of cheese produced by Kraft Foods),Kraft Singles,Markei,"[u'#cheese', u'#paper', u'#doe', u'#bills', u'#bread']",624,493,"December 28, 2005"
"Bastardization of ""What's going on?""",wagwan,Nama,[],2541,1663,"September 30, 2003"
"Meal purchased by the company, often pizza, and delivered for employees who bosses require them to attend a meeting or work over their lunch hour.",hostage lunch,Cale Dempster,"[u'#free meal', u'#workaholic boss', u'#hostage pizza', u'#hostage dinner', u'#unwanted company perk']",1475,151,"February 15, 2007"
"A term used in New Orleans to refer to the plastic cups given by bars to their patrons so that they might take drinks off of the premises, as in to-go drinks or at closing time. ",go-cup,eViL pOp TaRt,"[u'#platic cup', u'#take-out beverages', u'#drinks to go', u'#carry-out beer', u'#walk-around beer']",820,225,"February 10, 2006"
"Its a slang greeting in New Orleans.  When you meet someone in the street they will say that.  Then you reply with the key phrase what it is.  If you respond wrong, the initiator will know you are not local.",where y'at,Dr. Pighbear,[],685,302,"July 24, 2004"
"The darkest tint you can have on a car's windows.
Most cars that have it are ridin dirty. So if you have it, cops will give you tickets to harass you.",Presidential Tint,Afr0Man77,"[u'#presidential tint', u'#window', u'#tint', u'#dark', u'#presidential']",734,206,"October 06, 2006"
Happy New Year (Chinese),Gong Xi Fa Chai,Kirk Thompson,[],712,730,"January 12, 2004"
Attempting to follow up on previous email messages which have gone unanswered.,remail,workinglate,[],795,162,"April 14, 2005"
A famous person who has no discernable talent other than being famous.,professional celebrity,uwg,"[u'#celebrity', u'#paris hilton', u'#nicole richie', u'#lindsay lohan', u'#j-lo']",1290,121,"September 24, 2006"
"1. The inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.
2. The inability to print, email, or get to the internet.",connectile dysfunction,m0,"[u'#connectile', u'#dysfunction', u'#connective', u'#disfunction', u'#cd']",1253,129,"February 04, 2007"
The reason so many people are born in November.,valentine's day,youdontsmellbad,[],6549,642,"September 03, 2004"
"To stunt is to floss or show off. When somebody's tryin' to stunt, the playa is trying to show off all he's got.",stunt,Emmanuel,[],1339,600,"March 04, 2004"
"A polite way of telling someone you haven't heard a word they said. Commonly used on long conference calls, when the speaker is monotonous, boring, or couldn't make a point of one were drawn for them.",multitasking,workinglate,[],1142,188,"March 08, 2005"
"To go ""award show"" is to get all tearful and emotional in front of an audience.",award show,Paris Hilton,[],441,164,"March 16, 2005"
"1. Used to describe individuals who discriminate against others who are not overly focused on self improvement. 
 2. The act of looking down on people who do not practice yoga, eat organic, and believe in energy fields.",new ageist,Lotusflower,"[u'#new age', u'#discrimination', u'#yoga', u'#hater', u'#superiority complex']",459,209,"February 06, 2007"
"When someone stops to engage in a conversation with another while passing them in public. These conversations are short, meaningless, awkward and mostly unwanted by at least one of the parties involved. This term was coined by Larry David on the HBO series Curb Your Enthusiasm.",stop and chat,Chris Otte,[],719,242,"September 03, 2005"
The empty seat in a movie theater that two males leave between them to show the rest of the audience that they are straight.,I'm not gay seat,Grethe,"[u'#straight', u'#not gay', u'#gay', u'#movie', u'#seat']",3526,407,"January 16, 2007"
"Getting paid for forty hours for the week when one has worked less than forty hours for the week. It is best when casual undertime is achieved by legitimate means, such as leaving early for the 4th of July Holiday with your bosses permission.",Casual Undertime,William Juntunen,[],371,228,"July 01, 2004"
"The act of paying others money to edit Wikipedia entries in order to cast the employer's company, product or point of view in a better light.  Coined by Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Report.
 When money determines Wikipedia entries, reality becomes a commodity.",wikilobbying,Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear,"[u'#wikiality', u'#stephen colbert', u'#truthiness', u'#wikipedia', u'#the colbert report']",650,143,"February 02, 2007"
The act of parking two police cruisers with the driver's sides adjacent so that the officers can converse through the open windows,cruiser spooning,Andrew Lagemann,"[u'#police', u'#cruiser', u'#po', u'#spoon', u'#car', u'#park']",1209,177,"January 26, 2007"
The only show that makes me eager to watch the commercials.,super bowl,bigtones,[],1685,682,"January 15, 2005"
Refers to the scandal of the 2004 Superbowl half-time show where Janet Jackson accidentally exposed her entire right breast.,nipplegate,killswitch1968,[],1513,335,"February 05, 2004"
"Two dimensional creatures that hail from the inner core of the moon. They are arrogant, are often bad influences on those who come in contact with them, and have the ability to shoot large square like projectiles from their moon weapons.
 They can be seen on the Adult Swim show Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
 Mooninites launched an attack on Earth in January 2007. They succeeded in shutting down Boston on Wednesday, January 31.",mooninite,Tom,[],1129,283,"August 08, 2003"
Christmas lights still present on houses in Febuary ,febulights,Brittany Spears,"[u'#christmas', u'#lights', u'#febuary', u'#santa', u'#winter']",803,212,"December 07, 2006"
"The closing minutes of a blowout game, when the starters have left and the bench players are playing out the clock. Usually refers to basketball, but can be used in other sports. See garbage man.",garbage time,jibman33,[],455,201,"May 05, 2004"
Not having the ability to recognize homosexuals as homosexuals; a lack of gaydar.,homoblivious,Mackster66,"[u'#homophobe', u'#queeritating', u'#homoblivous', u'#homogenous', u'#homosexual']",1437,129,"March 15, 2006"
"n. Someone who has none of the technological devices that have become a part of our daily lives, such as television, microwave, gaming platform or home computer.",urban amish,Rev. Thea GirlUwant von Fraumench,[],1096,137,"July 19, 2005"
The act of riding in the back seat of a car when the front passenger seat is available.,VIP,Tommy,[],1759,323,"May 18, 2004"
"From Beyonce's ""Irreplaceable"",
 1.) Dismissed, dumped, broke off
 2.) ""Step aside,"" as in when a person is dumped:  means to get out of one's face and life so that a new partner can be established.
 3.) Indicating where the door is located, even if it is not actually located to the left -- ""To the left"" indicates that your exit is expected right fucking now.",to the left,Sugarfoot,"[u'#dismissed', u'#begone', u'#fuck off', u'#get a clue', u'#dumped', u'#broke off']",1023,397,"December 02, 2006"
To compare prices for an item after you've already purchased it.,retro shopping,Mydaho,"[u'#shopping', u'#price comparison', u'#retro-shopping', u'#retroshopping', u'#price checking']",500,138,"January 19, 2007"
"1) Makeup; mascara, eye liner, blush, lipstick/gloss, etc.
2) A girl who wears an excessive amount of makeup.
",ladyprimer,cccchris,"[u'#makeup', u'#eye liner', u'#lipstick', u'#lip gloss', u'#mascara', u'#blush']",257,333,"January 19, 2007"
"Those who oppose an increase in troops in Iraq, like most Democrats and a few Republicans.",surge protectors,euphemismo,"[u'#surge', u'#anti-surge', u'#troop surge', u'#surge preventor', u'#no more boots on the ground in iraq']",333,424,"January 19, 2007"
"The phenomenon that leads to unseasonably cold temperatures, driving rain, hail, or snow whenever Al Gore visits an area to discuss global warming. Hence, the Gore Effect.",Gore Effect,Bill Calvin,"[u'#al gore', u'#gore', u'#global warming', u'#former vice president', u'#geek']",2133,356,"November 15, 2006"
A very loud car stereo system that includes amps and sub woofers.,king kong,Matt...,"[u'#subs', u'#amps', u'#tweeders', u'#jibbs', u'#nigger']",1492,452,"October 24, 2006"
"The application of cologne to a man's body, generally by the man himself.",musk up,dmaenner,"[u'#musk', u'#musk up', u'#cologne', u'#scent', u'#pungent', u'#formidable']",532,113,"August 11, 2006"
"A person who steals someone elses flow, lines, jokes, swagger.",swagger jacker,stillmaticc4,"[u'#swagger stealer', u'#jay-z', u'#flow robber', u'#rocafella', u'#theif']",1093,309,"January 20, 2006"
"1. A booty call made with an ex.
 2. A renewed relationship with an ex.",rebooty,chittydog,"[u'#dating', u'#ex', u'#booty', u'#booty call', u'#re-booty']",6787,2039,"January 04, 2007"
"The knocking of fists together as a greeting, or form of respect.",dap,Phil,[],3719,1751,"March 10, 2004"
"Documents made of paper, like an anablog, in contrast to electronic documents.",Treeware,Blue Cawdrey,[],284,170,"November 18, 2004"
"To write a blog entry just for the sake of  posting an entry, not because you have done anything interesting today.",blogorrhea,Dustin,[],717,181,"February 19, 2005"
The reverse of namesake; a person you are named after.,nametake,Ben Frey,"[u'#namesake', u'#name dropping', u'#genealogy', u'#moniker', u'#etymology']",1274,1766,"April 17, 2006"
To shop for items online; to buy things from an online store.,shop naked,CleverConveyence,"[u'#online shopping', u'#naked', u'#corporate-fucking', u'#amazon', u'#ebay']",382,487,"December 12, 2006"
To insert contacts in your eyes.,slap your plastics,JaaWeave,"[u'#contacts', u'#eyes', u'#glasses', u'#plastic', u'#put']",404,728,"December 18, 2006"
"a living being used as a fashion accessory, like a handbag or a scarf, except that it's alive; often dressed up in cutesy little outfits",bio-accessory,KathMac,"[u'#pet', u'#companion animal', u'#chihuahua', u'#accessory', u'#tinkerbell']",461,134,"January 07, 2007"
"turning off your alarm clock and immediately going back to sleep; risking not waking up for a job, class, or other daily task.",unprotected sleep,Notorious JJM,"[u'#sleeping', u'#dozing-off', u'#napping', u'#passed-out', u'#risk']",2562,174,"December 17, 2006"
"Discriminatory barrier keeping a certain class of people out of an upper echelon of American government.  Distinguished from a glass ceiling because not only is this class prevented from rising to the next level, they cannot even see what is going on up there.
 Coined by incoming Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.
",marble ceiling,Ben Frey,"[u'#glass ceiling', u'#discrimination', u'#era', u'#equal rights', u'#old boy network']",861,306,"January 03, 2007"
"Any year that ends in 007, such as 1007 or 2007.",Bond Year,Zercin,"[u'#new year', u'#james bond', u'#bond', u'#007', u'#2007']",444,739,"December 31, 2006"
"The mythical figurative membership credential carried by gay men to commemorate the innate knowledge, ability, or sensibility with regard to any subject matter traditionally and generally considered to be the purview of gay men, such as show tunes, color coordination, fashion, hairstyling, interior decoration, or knowing whether any particular man in the vicinity is gay without requiring him to present his gay card.",gay card,Trashboysj,"[u'#gay', u'#rent', u'#queer card', u'#quiche', u'#gaydar']",1101,245,"June 12, 2006"
"Any passive form of entertainment that is so incredibly mind numbing that it sucks the intelligence from the listener or viewer; ultimately over time reducing (or limiting) them to a simplistic proto-human mental state, incapable of cognition or rational thought.  ",Enterdrainment,Benjamin M Crowe,"[u'#entertainment', u'#mind-numbing', u'#trite', u'#insipid', u'#republican']",803,171,"January 05, 2007"
The button on the controller of an xbox or PS2 you have to press to pause the game when your girlfriend wants to talk.,girlfriend button,xbox_gamer,"[u'#girfriend', u'#xbox', u'#ps2', u'#video games', u'#relationships']",2280,393,"December 29, 2006"
"A term used to describe the technological prowess of an individual, usually in an internet community. Factors that engorge the e-penis include bandwidth, computer speed, hard drive size, size of DVD collection, and an impressive frag count in any number of popular first person shooters.",e-penis,requires a microscope,[],1753,660,"March 29, 2004"
"People who join a gym after the New Year, only to quit going within 3 months.",resolutionary,Vincent11,"[u'#january joiner', u'#quitter', u'#dillatante', u'#part timer', u'#resolutionarie', u'#resolutionaries']",577,125,"November 11, 2006"
The new clothes that people wear that they recieved for the holidays.  Usually worn the first week in January and is recognized by the new clothes smell and creases left from being folded in boxes since Thanksgiving.,christmas gear,Fatbox,"[u'#christmas', u'#gear', u'#holiday', u'#gifts', u'#taste it']",515,237,"January 04, 2006"
A famous stupid person.  Typically refers to the current crop of vapid celebrities.,celebutard,Surge2010,"[u'#celebrity', u'#celebutante', u'#paris hilton', u'#jessica simpson', u'#fuckwit', u'#tard']",1092,361,"May 19, 2006"
The aftermath of hard drinking and partying on New Year's Eve.,National Hangover Day,Limbo,"[u'#holiday', u'#alcohol', u'#party', u'#lazy', u'#american']",1214,215,"December 26, 2005"
"Scottish for ""Old Long Since.""  Which means the good old days.  It is the traditional song played on New Years Eve.",Auld Lang Syne,OnceLer,"[u'#old long since', u'#new years', u'#good old days', u'#auld lang syne', u'#old lan sin']",622,230,"January 01, 2006"
A fictional organization to refer people to when you do not care what they are whining about.,care police,#care-police,[],513,353,"August 15, 2004"
"A long-distance relationship in which the couple only gets together for idyllic vacation-like excursions, therefore avoiding the ""real-life"" issues of dating.",vacationship,Clarity70,"[u'#vacation', u'#relationship', u'#commitment', u'#dating', u'#holiday']",605,192,"July 24, 2006"
Used to describe a player in soccer who no longer wishes to play for his current club.,wantaway,Amos Jegg,"[u'#soccer', u'#club', u'#contract', u'#player', u'#leave']",92,276,"December 04, 2006"
The patch of hair grown right under the lip. Any self-respecting stylish male has one.,soul patch,Shawn,[],1840,1171,"March 16, 2003"
"short for ""details"", usually details of gossip",deets,FD,[],864,300,"September 30, 2004"
verb. To repackage or rewrap a gift one receives and give it to someone else. ,re-gift,Electric Santa Claus,[],947,153,"October 17, 2003"
"The fattest, oldest pimp this side of the north pole.",Santa,Skin-Nerd,[],3251,733,"July 17, 2005"
"A person who always kicks back, kicks it, relaxes.  One who rarely shoulders responsibility and avoids stress and anxiety.",serial chiller,jim christ,"[u'#lazybones', u'#bums', u""#ne'r-do-well"", u'#couch potato', u'#goof-off', u'#idler', u'#malingerer', u'#shirker', u'#slaker', u'#sloth']",1298,191,"December 20, 2006"
A phenomenon where the Christmas season starts earlier and earlier each year.,Christmas creep,quackle,[],663,99,"April 19, 2005"
Mixed celebration of Hannukkah and Christmas for Christian/Jewish families. Originated from The OC.,Chrismukkah,iceboots,[],549,314,"July 05, 2005"
a happy time in one's life when one is not employed and is not wanting to be employed,funemployment,JBMason,[],928,166,"March 17, 2004"
Girl who only talks to you for help with her classes.,Grade Digger,localhoax,"[u'#college', u'#school', u'#grades', u'#gold digger', u'#university']",1810,246,"December 13, 2006"
"To position oneself on a subway platform such that, when the passenger steps off the train at his destination, he'll be as close as possible to the exit or stairs to his transfer. Used and done often in the nyc subway system.",prewalking,OfEternity,"[u'#to prewalk', u'#subway', u'#mta', u'#nyc', u'#walk']",537,157,"October 30, 2005"
"To eat food in a grocery store, then not pay for it.  Usually done while legitimately shopping at said store.",graze,Tyler,[],584,148,"September 22, 2004"
"Short for ""best friends"".",besties,TheGobbler,[],908,385,"October 19, 2004"
"Sometimes means ""after party"", but it usually means a more mellow gathering of friends rather than a rowdy party.  Basically, it's whatever you're doing after the bars close.
 Usually not referred to in the past or present because it sounds pretentious -- only in the future tense.",after hours,Sarah,[],367,165,"April 12, 2004"
Walking Around Money. Monies given to you by your sugar daddy/sugar momma for you to spend freely.,WAM,Javelina,[],316,252,"June 23, 2005"
To be riding in a car equipped with neon lights on the rims or undercarriage of the car.,riding neons,KsPhiKapBJ,"[u'#neons', u'#ridin whips', u'#cars', u'#accessories', u'#rollin']",164,414,"August 16, 2006"
"Going forward is purported to mean, ""In the future"" or ""somewhere down the road"" when in fact it is an attempt to dodge the use of these words, which generally indicate ""I don't know"". A newer development in corporate doublespeak, in most companies it is grounds for dismissal to release a press release without mentioning something 'going forward'. Going forward, you will likely see this turning up everywhere.",going forward,imperialiststooge,[],378,163,"August 08, 2003"
Acronym for Sexual Market Value.  ,SMV,MsLi,"[u'#attractiveness', u'#desirability', u'#sexual marketability', u'#hotness', u'#studliness']",1467,164,"January 14, 2006"
"The feeling of sudden and impending doom after receiving a gift from a coworker or classmate who gave you a gift in spite of the fact that you have nothing in common except that you are coworkers or classmates. This gift is always generic, pointless, useless and frequently related to some sort of poshlust fad.",Christmas cringe,Jen Minola,"[u'#christmas', u'#present', u'#cringe', u'#anti-christmas', u'#xmas', u'#x-mas', u'#gift', u'#poshlust']",392,156,"December 01, 2005"
The act of changing a colleague's desktop wallpaper to display the manly physique of David Hasselhoff.,Hasselhoffing,wowblagger,[],2516,208,"July 07, 2004"
A weekend devoted exclusively towards playing a Nintendo Wii.,wii-kend,Wonka Bottle Caps,"[u'#wii', u'#nintendo', u'#weekend', u'#fantastic', u'#pony']",1186,282,"December 01, 2006"
"This refers to a couple (friends, lovers, whatever) that know each other only via online correspondence (e-mail, IM chats, video rooms, etc).",elationship,"Jeff Urban (seriously, that's my real name)","[u'#e-lationship', u'#elationship', u'#dating', u'#im', u'#myspace']",594,89,"April 17, 2006"
Monies paid even though you are no longer living with a former roommate/lover.,apartimony,Carmelynn Cole,"[u'#break up', u'#money', u'#apartment', u'#roommate', u'#lover']",186,118,"December 02, 2006"
Alcoholic Soda Pops. Modern day drinks with fruity flavor. like lemonade or strawberry flavored alcoholic drinks. ,alcopops,ebeazy,"[u'#sodapop', u'#alcohol', u'#soda', u'#beer', u'#liquor']",417,92,"November 17, 2006"
Proving your patriotism by hating the people the government tells you to hate.,hatriotism,shaniqua2,"[u'#hate', u'#war', u'#government', u'#enemies', u'#politics']",1092,242,"November 27, 2006"
"To drift aimlessly between subjects of interest, by finding them accidentally on a web search for something else.",google drift,Hazybear,"[u'#google', u'#drift', u'#googledrift', u'#hazy', u'#internet']",908,175,"December 24, 2005"
"When someone tries to be badass over the internet, like on a forum, or blog because they aren't actually face to face with anyone.",courage dot com,Schwindlig,"[u'#1 800 courage', u'#forums', u'#blogs', u'#wussy', u'#10 pages']",623,276,"November 29, 2006"
an episode of laughter that entails shaking or violent motion.,mirthquake,C Vogue,"[u'#mirth', u'#belly laugh', u'#jolly', u'#rofl', u'#lmao']",486,171,"November 13, 2006"
"using the bathroom while on the phone.  direct relationship with the advent of cordless phones and cell phones especially, particularly in da club.",stall call,Carrie Atwood/Holly Lester,"[u'#the 412', u'#the alexander graham bowel', u'#bladder chatter', u'#bathroom', u'#phone']",504,87,"November 26, 2006"
"Lacht Aus Laut
 German for ""Laughing Out Loud""",lal,Herzeleid,[],764,380,"September 27, 2003"
"Cyber Monday is the Monday after Black Friday, when online retailers will be looking for their biggest sales from those who checked out products over the thanksgiving weekend, and will now be ordering them Monday at work.",cyber monday,Mike Schroll,"[u'#online shopping', u'#black friday', u'#cyber stores', u'#cybar monday', u'#cybermonday']",1366,800,"November 26, 2005"
The act of buying an item or items of clothing with the intention of returning them for a refund.,catch and release,#SugarDaddy,"[u'#shopping', u'#buy', u'#clothes', u'#return', u'#catch', u'#release']",163,169,"July 25, 2006"
"An eye-popping sale that only runs for a short period of time on Black Friday.  These sales are used to draw people into stores early on, and they usually result in long lines of people waiting for stores to open.",doorbuster,Nudge,"[u'#black friday', u'#thanksgiving', u'#capitalism', u'#sale', u'#morning']",142,75,"November 23, 2006"
"Pants that are worn in anticipation of eating a huge meal (i.e. Thanksgiving dinner). These pants usually boast an elastic waist, to allow some give for that third helping of sweet potato pie.",Thanksgiving pants,Contessa Vanessa,"[u'#buffet pants', u'#pms pants', u'#stretchy waistband', u'#food-induced napping', u'#extra helpings']",5995,1386,"September 08, 2006"
"One who eats until they are engorged...and then proceeds to eat even more, usually resulting in a turkey coma.  A glutton -- but a happy glutton nontheless.
 See also Thanksgiving and Grandma's cooking.",tryptophanatic,Midwest_Expatriate,"[u'#glutton', u'#pig out', u'#engorged', u'#turkey', u'#tryptofanatic']",270,168,"January 24, 2006"
Adj.: Affluent in an ostentatiously 'hip' sort of a way; a combination of yuppie and upscale.,yupscale,varmicon,[],180,86,"July 31, 2005"
Career-limiting move,CLM,Bella L.,[],475,286,"May 12, 2003"
"Spending big bills, such as hundred dollar bills.",Poppin' Hundies,Cecilee,"[u""#poppin'"", u'#popin', u'#pop', u'#hundies', u'#hundiez', u'#hundees']",242,182,"November 15, 2006"
"The star of Super Mario Brothers. An icon to gamers worldwide.He takes shrooms and gets beefed, saves the princess, gets laid, and goes home to fix household plumbing systems.",Super Mario,Didda Tinkle,[],1778,215,"May 21, 2004"
"Denglish is actually the term used by linguists, mainly based in Germany, to describe incorrect English as spoken by Germans whose sole contact with English is at school. It results in something that might in some case sound English but in fact is not or is used in a differnet sense than in normal English usage. Modern German features an over-use of loan words, particularly from English. Germans mistakenly think the expressions/words are correct as they use them.",denglish,Paul Thomas,"[u'#english', u'#englisch', u'#german', u'#language', u'#crap']",238,113,"May 29, 2006"
"Nickname for the popular RIM communication device named Blackberry. The device, which is a phone, PDA, and e-mail appliance has gained outrageous popularity. Users/owners are typically addicted to checking e-mail and swapping short messages on the device. It appears as though they are addicted as a crackhead is to the pipe.",Crackberry,Paul,[],1123,162,"August 23, 2004"
"Kevin Federline's new nickname, after Britney Spears dumped his ass.",Fed Ex,Adrian,"[u'#kevin', u'#federline', u'#fed-ex', u'#k-fed', u'#wigger', u'#white trash']",810,195,"November 10, 2006"
"A person who shuffles through all their ringtones, one after another, annoying the people around them. You can yell at them, but they don't stop.",Ringtone DJ,Margaret Sevenjhazi,[],633,97,"July 07, 2004"
"An individual who is highly particular about where they sit in a restaurant and will make a hostess wait while they locate the best table and/or have the hostess move them if a ""better"" table becomes available.   ",table queen,Anne Buster,"[u'#table nazi', u'#high maintenance', u'#table freak', u'#torture the hostess', u'#tablequeen']",340,167,"November 08, 2006"
"1. Any innutritious substance purchased at a quickie mart or gas station that one takes pleasure in eating but does not like to admit that one eats.  
 ",food of shame,Anne Buster,"[u'#foodofshame', u'#shameful food', u'#shamefulfood', u'#dinner at am/pm', u'#gas station goodies']",261,119,"November 09, 2006"
A residential garage that has been converted to look like a public bar.,barage,sssscot,"[u'#bar', u'#garage', u'#re-model', u'#bud', u'#budweiser']",127,92,"November 10, 2006"
to snack on,nosh,Nosher,[],554,226,"May 24, 2003"
A buyer or seller of stolen merchandise.,Fence,Donald Beckwith,"[u'#chop shop', u'#dealer', u'#thief', u'#peddler', u'#black market']",349,111,"August 14, 2006"
An alcoholic drink that includes nicotine as an ingredient.  Usually made with vodka in which tobacco has been soaked.  Generally billed as an alternative for smokers in smoke-free establishments.,nicotini,JiggaWhat?,"[u'#cocktail', u'#drink', u'#nicotine', u'#martini', u'#smoking']",162,79,"September 02, 2006"
"When, in a last minute effort to become re-elected, a political figure happens upon a bit of ""lucky coincidence.""",October Surprise,K Dawg Plus,[],2874,1311,"September 06, 2004"
"A racial slur used by Senator George Allen, which literally means ""monkey."" Recently used by the Senator while campaigning in Virginia.",Macaca,A N N A,"[u'#macaca', u'#mohawk', u'#george allen', u'#politics', u'#campaigns', u'#racist', u'#ignorant', u'#slur', u'#monkey']",654,226,"August 14, 2006"
A term that is used to descibe a even split in a state between democrat and republican voters.,purple state,The OGMAN,[],218,106,"June 25, 2005"
"Australian origin.
adj. not stylish, out of fashion, not trendy, not cool, untidy, unclean, not neat.
v. to have no style.",daggy,JBar,[],1637,568,"January 21, 2004"
Accustomed to a rate of speed.,velocitized,Georgie Pants,[],203,57,"November 17, 2003"
"a spin-off of the word hardcore, used, when referring to Pornography, to refer to a movie that was made with a Shakespearean play as the original plot.",bardcore,Chrissy-D,"[u'#shakespeare', u'#porn', u'#hardcore', u'#porno', u'#pornography', u'#plays', u'#theatre']",1942,2334,"October 18, 2006"
"ability (or lack of ability) to complete work given the available resources (people, time, money, etc.)",bandwidth,amphora,"[u'#work', u'#time', u'#ability', u'#capacity', u'#workload']",113,138,"October 25, 2006"
"1. A pre-meditated state of false gayness, aimed at soliciting attention or affection from the opposite sex. See: Girls Gone Wild; Tom Cruise. 
 2. False diagnosis of male gayness; develops after lingering too long in a friendship-only relationship with a woman you secretly like.  Comic hilarity usually ensues.  See: Any movie starring Matthew Perry.",fauxmo,peerless,"[u'#fauxmo', u'#metrosexual', u'#snag', u'#stray', u'#gay']",404,196,"October 07, 2005"
"Literally ""Costume Play.""  Dressing up and pretending to be a fictional character (usually a sci-fi, comic book, or anime character).",cosplay,Mario Rogic,[],2806,429,"January 15, 2003"
"Short for ""you ones""; could also be used in place of:
you
you guys
you all
y'all",yinz,Munda,[],537,212,"November 22, 2002"
"Pittsburgh's way of saying ""jackoff."" An anoying, ass hole.",jagoff,Da fuck do you care?,[],664,284,"August 25, 2004"
A person that accompanies you to friend's or family event. a) Giving the appearance that you are seeing people and not isolated from society. b) To avoid being set up on blind dates by well meaning friends.,safety date,Ensoe,[],278,67,"August 14, 2005"
Describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight males.,Bromance,fletchlives,[],15114,3719,"May 30, 2005"
"A wall, usually in a professional's office, covered with an inordinate number of framed diplomas, certificates, and other tokens of academic achievement. The sheer number of items implicitly speaks to the superior skill or intelligence of the professional who earned them. This outward display mirrors and reinforces the professional’s perception of self, or ego.",ego wall,Mr. Mule,"[u'#diploma', u'#certificate', u'#professional', u'#office', u'#ego']",246,84,"October 22, 2006"
"Like the Drunk Dial except instead of using a telephone to contact an individual you use your MySpace.com account to either message, comment, picture comment, or blog about your current intoxication. 
 To become inebriated and then proceed to leave comments of questionable nature on your friend's MySpace page. ",Drunk MySpace,Saint Robby,"[u'#myspace', u'#drunk dial', u'#myspacing', u'#drunk', u'#myspace.com']",87,114,"April 24, 2006"
"A situation where one or more individuals choose to take a relatively benign event and turn it into a huge drama. 
The result when certain individuals put effort into taking a minor happening and presenting it as though it were a big deal. 
This often involves a lot of high pitched screams or expressions of outrage, the narrowing of eyes, forced tears, threats of various kinds, phone calls, email, blogging, etc.. 
It is not uncommon for a dramarama to become known to a vast amount of people within a very short time. 
",dramarama,Eden1,"[u'#drama-a-thon', u'#mountain of mole hill', u'#exaggerated situation', u'#drama', u'#idiotsticking']",181,77,"June 25, 2006"
an idea or concept that shakes one's previously held beliefs or assumptions about the nature of reality.,mindfuck,nathanael,[],2794,454,"June 19, 2004"
"When someone is insulted, embarassed, or made to look like a fool of some sort.
 Originally ""assaulted"", but later reduced to a more convenient syllable count.",salted,King Ninja,[],350,158,"March 03, 2004"
"To tell the DJ to ""bring that song back."" In other words, to request for an encore.",bring it back,TerrorBaby,[],130,82,"September 13, 2005"
"Similar to street cred, but applicable to geeks. Geek cred is allocated by displaying knowledge of different aspects of geek culture such as Star Wars, anime, comic books, etc.",geek cred,Mike Kempner,"[u'#geek', u'#star wars', u'#anime', u'#nerd', u'#comic books', u'#cred']",274,39,"September 07, 2006"
"A person who is unable to simply stand in one position on a train and decides, much to the annoyance of the other passengers, to move down the length of the train using the internal doors.",Carriage-Cruiser,Phil Davy,"[u'#train', u'#people', u'#behaviour', u'#carriage', u'#cruiser']",66,50,"October 16, 2006"
"A ""Third Joke"" is when someone says something funny, someone else feels the need to follow it with something that may or may not also be funny, and then a third person, trying to keep up, follows up with a third quip, which by this point is most definitely no longer funny.
 It is important for others at this point to call ""Third Joke"" out loud to point out the third individual's social error, to embarass them for killing the funny.
 A truly unskilled individual can Third Joke on the second quip.
 ",third joke,Triggur,"[u'#social error', u'#faux pas', u'#joke', u'#third joke', u'#unfunny follow-up']",338,69,"October 16, 2006"
A song or advertising jingle annoyingly stuck in your head.,Tune Wedgie,david Somers,"[u'#tune wedgy', u'#tune wedgey', u'#ear worm', u'#song stuck in my head', u'#tune stuck in my head']",327,179,"October 11, 2006"
A bad beating or ass whooping.,Business,SpYdA [GFM],[],93,112,"June 24, 2004"
"1. to call one out on a complete flasehood
 2. an expression of distaste or aggrivation
 3. to have found something at odds with a generally accepted truth
",I call bullshit,thought of this years ago,"[u'#bullshit', u'#i call bullshit', u'#falsehood', u'#crap', u'#lies', u'#garbage day']",575,154,"October 01, 2006"
"A car or truck with an altered suspension, such that the car rides low to the ground. May or may not include hydraulics and specialized wheels. See also lowrider.",low low,Brett,[],367,158,"February 17, 2005"
"A hype, energetic, outgoing, wilding out state of mind.",Beast Mode,gmoney,[],1251,497,"September 19, 2003"
"N.  A person who rides on the shoulder of the road
 (To road parrot)- when one rides on the shoulder of the road, so to avoid long lines and traffic.",road parrot,Jose b,"[u'#road parrot', u'#ride the shoulder', u'#shoulder riding', u'#avoid traffic', u'#road block']",139,66,"October 08, 2006"
"To have a one-on-one contest, usually on the basketball court, but sometimes fisticuffs.",go ones,Sam Kornfield,"[u'#one on one', u'#ball', u'#basketball', u""#ballin'"", u'#horse']",31,81,"October 09, 2006"
to have an embarassing (probably sexual) IM conversation made public,foleyed,pflug,"[u'#foley', u'#get foleyed', u'#embarass', u'#cyber', u'#im']",124,75,"October 07, 2006"
"To pour an alcoholic drink on the ground in tribute, typically to respect a dead or incarcerated friend.  The drink symbolizes one which should have been enjoyed by the absent person.",pour one out,RightWhereItsAt,"[u'#tribute', u'#death', u'#friends', u'#drinking', u'#alcohol']",708,139,"September 24, 2006"
"A command given to someone who needs to get his or her shit together. In a sports context, often said to one whose head isn't in the game, or who is playing erratically. In social situations, said to someone who is acting really strange or being embarrassing.",lock it up,Fitterer,"[u'#get your shit together', u'#pull it together', u'#get your head in the game', u'#get with it', u'#figure it out']",358,89,"January 19, 2006"
To keep your composure even in the most adverse and drunken circumstance.,maintain,dannyfoskey,[],364,109,"February 07, 2003"
"People who wander around aimlessly and always seem to get in your way in stores and supermarkets, chatting on their cell phones and paying no attention to their surroundings.",meanderthal,dswenson,"[u'#frustrating', u'#slow', u'#hurry', u'#unintelligent', u'#dumb']",520,100,"June 04, 2006"
"When you are doing something at work that is not work-related that requires your full attention, such as playing a video game, and a co-worker suddenly pops in forcing you to make it look as if you are busy and hide your game (such as with alt-tab).  After the co-worker leaves, you typically return to your video game to find your character dead.",coworked,falo030,"[u'#mmorpg', u'#video', u'#game', u'#coworker', u'#coworked', u'#dead']",177,64,"September 27, 2006"
"Calling a telephone company or a financial institution and obtaining sensitive, personal information about a customer by deceiving the company into believing that you are that customer.  ",pretexting,Yoova,"[u'#phone', u'#calls', u'#trick', u'#banks', u'#personal', u'#information']",79,68,"September 14, 2006"
"A condition affecting the body's circadian clock, similar to jet lag, but instead stemming from altering one's sleep hours over a weekend of hard partying and drinking rather than from a long flight.",weekend lag,Fitterer,"[u'#weekend', u'#lag', u'#sleep', u'#drinking', u'#gambling', u'#partying']",225,65,"September 25, 2006"
"The overly slow and cautious driver, usually elderly but not necessarily, who manages to stay in front of you in traffic.  They turn where you want to turn, exit where you want to exit, and go into the same parking lot you're heading for, and so they are always in the lead.  You have trouble passing them because there's only one lane or else traffic volume is just too busy.  So much to your frustration, you remain in second place while they undeservingly take the checkered flag!",gramps champ,GarthF,"[u'#sunday driver', u'#slow driver', u'#volvo driver', u'#racing', u'#champion']",147,52,"March 07, 2006"
"Quiet conversation that takes place between people who are sitting beside each other during some kind of committee meeting or official gathering.  When enough goes on, and as sound grows exponentially, it can be loud enough to distract the chairperson or whoever is speaking, as well as annoy those who want to carry the meeting's agenda forward.",sidetalk,GarthF,"[u'#chatter', u'#babble', u'#conversation', u'#whispering', u'#sharing']",229,108,"December 16, 2005"
A guy or girl that goes to clubs or bars at least once a week.  Usually bar stars are found at clubs every Friday and Saturday night.  They dress in sexy clothing to attract others for one night stands or short lived relationships.,Bar Star,furgussen,"[u'#clubhead', u'#barstar', u'#raver', u'#dancer', u'#clubber']",436,190,"March 07, 2006"
"To make fun of someone or something, often to mock in a satirical way, or to attempt to fool someone in a manner of telling them an outrageous story.
  Often used also to cast doubt on the truth of a statement.",take the mickey,D F STuckey,[],147,91,"April 06, 2004"
a word to describe something which goes without saying.,standard,roxxor,[],758,204,"February 19, 2004"
The kind of music that you listen to only when the (convertible) top and all windows are up. Also known as 'closet music' it is the kind of music that you don't want anyone to know that you like.,top up music,carterh,"[u'#top-up', u'#closet', u'#closet music', u'#pop', u'#top--up-music']",125,38,"September 24, 2006"
"The attractiveness of a garment when viewed on a hanger (rather than being worn). A garment has hanger appeal if it looks good ""on the rack"" and would entice someone to look more closely, and perhaps try it on and buy it.",hanger appeal,JBert,"[u'#clothes', u'#hangers', u'#curb appeal', u'#retail', u'#fashion']",78,42,"September 23, 2006"
"Everything is cool, works fine, everything is in place.",huggy bear,wulf.ie,"[u'#cool', u'#all square', u'#good', u'#fine', u'#everything is in place', u'#happy', u'#sound']",62,163,"September 20, 2006"
make moves; do big things; sell,move units,slsfinest598,[],90,69,"August 07, 2003"
"The unintentional look of coolness, focus, and determination that appears on one's grill when put in front of a mirror.
 A self-preservation technique in which one fantasizes about looking way better than they really do, usually occurring prior to a significant social outing.",Mirrorface,Snocap,"[u'#glance', u'#facecheck', u'#grill review', u'#peep', u'#primp']",171,72,"September 19, 2006"
"The awkward scenario where one person goes to kiss another on the cheek and the recipient moves for the mouth (or vice versa).  This results in a repeated back and forth movement where both parties keep moving to rectify their facial position, creating a kung fu movie visual.",Mexican Standoff,Snocap,"[u'#body karate', u'#makeout', u'#kiss', u'#tonsil hockey', u'#zig zag smooch']",100,263,"September 20, 2006"
"Abbreviation of the word awesome, cos shortening words is totally coo",awes,simonw,[],75,166,"May 21, 2005"
"A passionate fan of various elements of geek culture (e.g. sci-fi, comics, Star Wars, video games, anime, hobbits, Magic: the Gathering, etc.), but who lets his passion override social graces.",fanboy,Paul Horn,[],2667,772,"August 22, 2003"
"When normal males engage in ""guy"" activities that involve sports, camping, gambling, chasing women and most of all drinking amongst their all and only male friends. No wives, mistresses or girlfiends allowed. Done in order ot get in touch with their male-primal roots.",mancation,Jack7559,"[u'#fishing', u'#beer', u'#vacation', u'#mountains', u'#vegas', u'#cigars', u'#strippers']",256,84,"April 13, 2006"
"When something is defined as awesome.  Displayed in quotations, when possible.",the awesome,iamholly.com,[],61,159,"April 07, 2005"
somebody who hovers around free sample counters in food stores and/or takes more than one free sample,sample slut,creaternity,"[u'#sample', u'#grocery store', u'#food', u'#free', u'#cheap', u'#greedy', u'#free sample', u'#try one']",392,115,"July 04, 2006"
"some one who essentially eats just vegetables (as well as fish, eggs & milk) who's not too uptight about eating meat ocaisionally as a matter of convenience; a lenient vegetarian",flexitarian,Mandingoe,[],576,370,"May 27, 2004"
"To bid on an eBay auction minutes before it ends, hoping that others will not be able to place a higher bid in time.",Snipe,EJL,[],668,196,"December 10, 2003"
"To make things more intense, exciting, or interesting. 
 (introduced by chef Emeril Lagasse in reference to spicing up his recipies)",kick it up a notch,Meggo,[],360,80,"May 17, 2004"
"Verb. to pluto someone or something is to downgrade, demote or remove altogether from a prestigious group or list, Like what was done to the planet of the same name.",pluto,Yoova,"[u'#pluto', u'#pluton', u'#remove', u'#downgrade', u'#demote']",789,146,"August 24, 2006"
"Middle Eastern nation, particularly one with a vast desert such as Iraq or Saudi Arabia.",Sandbox,12B,[],330,172,"December 12, 2002"
Walking around your neighborhood looking for things to do.,bending corners in the hood,ShannonB,"[u'#hanging', u'#chilling', u""#kickin' it"", u""#chillin'"", u'#hanging out']",258,114,"August 25, 2006"
"A substitute for the word ""use"" to be employed when you want to make something sound more important or difficult than it really is.",utilize,creaternity,"[u'#utilise', u'#use', u'#employ', u'#affect', u'#synergism']",262,93,"March 21, 2006"
"A method of lighting fire using tissue, a paperclip or staple, a plastic comb, and an electrical outlet. Commonly used in prisons where smoking cigarettes is prohibited.",pop a socket,Dark Lord,"[u'#lighter', u'#fire', u'#smoke', u'#tobacco', u'#prison', u'#jail']",79,59,"May 04, 2006"
"The quality of stating concepts one wishes or believes to be true, rather than the facts.
 Origin: Stephen Colbert, ""The Colbert Report,"" 2005
 ""And that brings us to tonight's word: truthiness.
 ""Now I'm sure some of the Word Police, the wordanistas over at Webster's, are gonna say, 'Hey, that's not a word.' Well, anybody who knows me knows that I'm no fan of dictionaries or reference books. They're elitist. Constantly telling us what is or isn't true, or what did or didn't happen. Who's Britannica to tell me the Panama Canal was finished in 1914? If I wanna say it happened in 1941, that's my right. I don't trust books. They're all fact, no heart.""",truthiness,Tony Johns,"[u'#trustiness', u'#true', u'#truth', u'#facts', u'#factual']",2246,125,"January 09, 2006"
The simultaneous execution of an exceedingly large number of tasks. An otherwise unmanageable number of tasks that can be accomplished with an extreme level of concentration. aka taking multi-tasking to the Nth degree.,hypertasking,Rob G. aka theTexasWolf,"[u'#multitasking', u'#multi-tasking', u'#hyper-tasking', u'#hyper', u'#busy', u'#focus', u'#focused', u'#processes']",147,30,"August 30, 2006"
"1) to suddenly approach someone
2) to ambulate quickly across an inclined surface
3) to accumulate",run up,Nick D,[],203,94,"October 28, 2003"
when you gas then brake causing you to rock back and forth. (made popular by the bay area),dippin,Daniel,"[u""#dippin'"", u'#yokin', u'#gettin stupid', u'#retarted', u'#thizzellin out']",378,186,"December 19, 2005"
a person who is lactose intolerant,lactard,Babu,[],260,152,"May 19, 2003"
"1. Commonly used in military HQ's, charachterized by extreme confusion, and genuine, profound disorientation. Often the result of being given different and usually conflicting orders.
2. As above but brought about by a lack of skill or knowledge.",Befuckled,tankboy2k,"[u'#military', u'#confused', u'#lost', u'#disoriented', u'#staff']",189,43,"April 04, 2006"
"In hop-hop, it's often used as a sort of taunt after a proclamation has been made.",what,kwirk,[],656,285,"May 30, 2005"
"Beer which one ""discovers"" having not known that it was there.  Typically this occurs after a party or family gathering/event and may often involve a secondary fridge or forgotten cooler.    Discovery of said beer is usually followed by feelings of joy and well being, similar to finding unexpected money in a jacket one has not worn in some time.",bonus beer,Chef Dionysus,"[u'#beer', u'#brew', u'#brewski', u'#bonus', u'#beverage', u'#beverages', u'#windfall', u'#small victory']",388,58,"August 13, 2006"
"To hug with enthusiasm.  To pretty much tackle someone in greeting.  Term used a lot over the internet. Often surrounded by ""action stars, as in"" *glomps buddy*",glomp,DoctorA,[],1613,507,"April 18, 2004"
"When a person at work clocks in (""punches in"") their friend when their friend is late to work.",buddy punch,Stewart Larkin,"[u'#friend', u'#lazy', u'#amiego', u'#work', u'#cheater', u'#pinche', u'#asshole']",168,61,"August 26, 2006"
The area where drug deals are carried out,Trap,Shipp,[],6920,2603,"December 03, 2003"
A hip hop term used to denote the art of rap freestyling. Producing multiple rhyming phrases in sequence off the top of ones head with little or no preparation time.   ,bust a free,Izzy1979,"[u'#rap', u'#hip hop', u'#freestyle', u'#rhymin', u'#lyrics']",35,70,"August 20, 2006"
"The act of going places you're not supposed to go. ""Urban exploration"" acts as an umbrella phrase for other terms like infiltration, draining, buildering and other actions which take place in an urban setting.
Often the act of urban exploration is illegal, as trespassing is usually necessary. However, the majority of urban explorers do not intend to vandalize property. One of the cardinal rules of urban exploration is ""Take only photographs, leave only footprints"".
Also known as ""urban adventure"" and ""ue"".",urban exploration,Crossfire,[],430,88,"September 24, 2003"
1) A strong sense of womanly pride: an exaggerated femininity; 2) exaggerated or exhilarating sense of female cunning and womanly wiles.,chickchismo,Vlad the Impaler,"[u'#feminism', u'#femininity', u'#cunning', u'#craftiness', u'#machismo']",103,106,"August 23, 2006"
"1. To end a relationship suddenly.
 2. To break up with an individual without prior warning.
 3. To get dumped by someone and remain clueless to the reason.",pancake,Barflies,"[u'#pancake', u'#pancaked', u'#dumped', u'#heave ho', u'#kicked to the curb', u'#booted']",223,219,"January 19, 2006"
A former lesbian who is now in a heterosexual relationship.,Hasbian,Anonymous,[],4887,1152,"August 19, 2003"
slang expression meaning to obtain a female's name and (phone) number.,get her jersey,njsfinest4ever,"[u'#bagged', u'#digits', u'#got the jersey', u'#copped her jersey', u'#number']",126,80,"August 19, 2006"
"To ""blow a smoke ring"" is to overheat or overload electronic equipment, causing damage to the overheated component and associated system failure.",blow a smoke ring,Jim Inman,"[u'#melt down', u'#crash', u'#burned-up', u'#fried', u'#died', u'#cooked']",25,137,"August 19, 2006"
"When your buddy keeps saying he's got a girlfriend, but you never meet her.  Imaginary girlfriend.",canadian girlfriend,M Digga,"[u'#imaginal', u'#canadien', u'#canadian', u'#girlfriend', u'#gf', u'#so', u'#imaginary']",858,286,"August 16, 2006"
"A simple existential observation that has the same meaning as ""Whaddya gonna do?"" or ""Shit Happens"". Taken from the upcoming Samuel L. Jackson movie of the same name, and immortilised by screenwriter Josh Friedman on his blog post of Wednesday, August 17, 2005.",snakes on a plane,Case Smith,[],2434,1156,"August 23, 2005"
"Venting anger by an airplane passenger on flight attendants and other passengers, caused by poor service, bad food, cramped seats, delays, etc.",air rage,Ben Frey,"[u'#road rage', u'#wrap rage', u'#roid rage', u'#airplane', u'#flight attendant']",110,46,"April 05, 2006"
"adj.  To be so unresponsive, that one becomes almost like a beached whale.  Largely due to excessive intake of alcohol or marijuana.  See also hammered and blitzed.",Beached,retrokid23,"[u'#drunk', u'#high', u'#hammered', u'#blitzed', u'#beached whale']",222,84,"March 08, 2006"
grab your pistol; get your gun.,tool up,jgilla,[],105,125,"August 24, 2005"
"An attempt to conceal an indiscretion, as in pulling down a window shade so no one can see inside. ",pull shades,Jim M.,"[u'#pulling shades', u'#hiding', u'#concealing', u'#obfuscating', u'#sneaking around']",55,52,"August 03, 2006"
"(n.) shortened form of ""negative"", meaning not in the affirmative, in the converse, detrimental, or unfavorable.
 negged (adv.) past-tense of neg, to have denied, refused, dismissed, shot down, et al.",neg,fugitive247,[],94,116,"December 16, 2004"
"It literally means half in Hawaiian.  It was originally meant to describe someone who was part Hawaiian, part whatever.  But the term hapa has come to mean half asian, half white to a lot of people.",hapa,riceflower,[],774,413,"January 15, 2004"
"Hawaiian hand gesture. It has many meanings. Originally it means to ""hang loose"", or to chill and be laid back. It can be used as a positive reinforcement. If somebody did something good, cool, or righteous; You can give them a shaka as a sign of approval or praise. It can also be used as a welcome/goodbye sign. Most people would give the shaka as a sign of wassup or hello, use it as a way of saying goodbye, and even use it as a thank you. 
 To make a shaka:
1. make a fist (not a tight fist)
2. extend both your pinky and your thumb.
3. lightly shake your hand (too fast makes you like retarded or like a tourist, and too slow make you look stupid.)
4. If you don't want to do the shake, you are also able to do the ""I'm tuff"" motion. In a downward motion, move your hand. Giving a kind of downward wrist flick at the end. It gives you a more ""i'm bad look"". It's mainly used by old school Local boyz.",shaka,darren,[],994,244,"December 22, 2003"
"Creating the impression of public support by paying people in the public to pretend to be supportive.
 The false support can take the form of letters to the editor, postings on message boards in response to criticism, and writing to politicians in support of the cause.
 Astroturfing is the opposite of ""grassroots"", genuine public support of an issue.",astroturf,holloway,[],467,113,"August 17, 2004"
"Reality as decided on by majority rule.  Based off wikipedia's 'majority rule' fact.  Featured on The Colbert Report July 31, 2006.",wikiality,ZooZoo Magee,"[u'#reality', u'#wikiality', u'#colbert', u'#report', u'#stephen', u'#wikieality']",511,80,"July 31, 2006"
"An action by one male to another male friend which violates understood social expectations, especially where the transgressor obtains a slight advantage in comparison with a relatively large inconvenience imposed upon the aggrieved party.",dick move,TheoYoda,"[u'#man code', u'#stand-up guy', u'#throwing someone under the bus', u'#jerk-off', u'#prick']",1046,150,"August 05, 2006"
"Generally meaning ""out of nowhere"". When someone/something appears suddenly without announcement.",Out the cuts,LeahLu,"[u'#out the cut', u'#out of the cuts', u'#out of nowhere', u'#out of the blue', u'#randomly']",57,83,"August 04, 2006"
"Stupidly brilliant, or brilliantly stupid.  Describes an idea or work whose chief virtue is its overwhelming, unadulterated dumbness.
",awesinine,K. Signal Eingang,"[u'#awesome', u'#asinine', u'#badfilm', u'#cheapneeze', u'#webcest']",154,71,"September 24, 2005"
"A southern colloquial nickname for partner, a term of friendship.",Hoss,halide,[],2788,1092,"April 18, 2003"
a female hero; a heroine,Shero,jjrajani69,"[u'#heroine', u'#hero', u'#brave person', u'#courage', u'#idol']",109,142,"November 05, 2005"
(n) To use mouthwash instead of brushing one's teeth before going out for lack of time or total laziness.,dental denial,crackerjax,"[u'#dental', u'#denial', u'#mouthwash', u'#lazy', u'#breath']",354,206,"January 19, 2006"
"Shades, particularly when you wear them in the club or at night, because no matter where you go theres always gonna be haters. Block them out with some Hater Blockers cus no one wants to see a slob ass hater.",hater blockers,Mocha_Casanova,"[u'#hater', u'#blocker', u'#shades', u'#sunglasses', u'#glasses']",744,322,"March 11, 2006"
"this word exists as savage. it is shortened to take priority in short
time span conversations.",sav,elmnop,[],36,115,"October 12, 2004"
To headbutt someone in the chest during a crucial moment.,Zidane,Amolo,"[u'#zidane', u'#zizou', u'#france', u'#world cup', u'#football', u'#soccer']",1040,268,"July 09, 2006"
The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.  ,Textpectation,Harvey W,"[u'#text', u'#sms', u'#phone', u'#text message', u'#mobile phone']",8487,996,"July 21, 2006"
to enter a vehicle such as a convertible or Jeep by jumping in the side rather than opening the door.,bo-duke it,Nick D,[],254,126,"September 08, 2003"
"1. noun. The sensation one gets while hearing a dramatic climax in music.
2. noun. The climax of musical excitement.
3. verb. To have an eargasm.",eargasm,Rachel,[],1997,387,"July 20, 2004"
to move on from something bad,keep steppin,king of da koncrete,"[u'#keep movin', u'#move on', u'#keep stepping', u'#keep stepin', u'#keep steping']",108,41,"July 09, 2006"
A remarkably attractive person of either gender accompanying you or some other lucky person.  See also trophy.,arm candy,the cuuning linguist,[],686,182,"July 13, 2004"
"That contition which befalls an individual or group which being engorged by the consumtion of a large, rich or heavy meal, must recline that the meal may digest.",pythonate,"M. Janeway , T. Moore","[u'#pythonating', u'#pythonated', u'#pythonator', u'#repose', u'#digest']",31,114,"July 17, 2006"
Command that follows a description of something to indicate that it's boring.,Bring a book!,Witness10mm,"[u'#yawn', u'#zzz', u'#snoozer', u'#yawner', u'#myspace']",110,48,"December 17, 2005"
"Discrimination based not on race, gender, or religion, but rather on a disturbingly horrible iTunes music library discovered through a school or job network.
 Refers to the ""shared music"" feature available on iTunes in which one can browse the various music libraries of the co-workers or classmates in the network.  Often requires awkward explanation of why you have ""that song.""",Playlistism,Edwin,[],396,125,"January 23, 2005"
A bad ass who floors it at a stoplight and goes peeling off down the road.,hard charger,TrippDogg,"[u'#peel out', u'#take off', u'#stoplight', u'#go', u'#fast take off']",46,160,"May 12, 2006"
"noun, what a man calls a woman that is his #1 girl, as apposed to the other females he may have.",main,spmack,[],461,189,"November 11, 2003"
"The inability to send or reply to emails in a timely manner, caused either by their overwhelming number, or an individual's own shortcomings that stem from spineless avoidance of interpersonal communication.",email paralysis,Brett,[],115,38,"March 08, 2005"
"Rankism is the abuse of the power inherent in superior rank. Rank-based abuse upholds many other forms of discrimination, such as racism, sexism, and homophobia.",rankism,surothai,"[u'#rankistador', u'#rankist', u'#dignitarian', u'#egalitarian', u'#bully']",85,45,"December 08, 2005"
"1. An expression intended to inspire an individual to take action on a certain subject as opposed to constantly talking about said subject.
 2. A euphemism for ""shut the fuck up and do something.""","bring it, don't sing it",weinstein,"[u'#bring it', u""#let's get it on"", u'#show me', u'#do your worst', u'#shut the fuck up']",159,52,"June 27, 2006"
to close down the pub and stumble home in an exhausted and inebriated state.,kicking the shoe home,bjs,"[u'#drunk', u'#over', u'#done', u'#stumbling', u'#hammered']",78,46,"June 27, 2006"
"1) old news
 2) something or someone that had its time, but has since faded from the scene.",back issue,kingman,[],85,39,"June 03, 2004"
When you promote yourself by changing the title in your email signature.,email promotion,The One Who Can't Be Named,"[u'#email', u'#promotion', u'#signature', u'#vcf', u'#promote']",75,44,"June 21, 2006"
"Asked in a situation where you reach a point of no return or you have surpassed a dangerous obstacle and have survived the ordeal. 'What now' is also used as in,'where does this leave us', in terms of re-questioning your relationship status with someone.",what now,NeverMindWho,"[u'#so', u'#what', u'#why', u'#where', u'#wot new']",162,66,"March 01, 2006"
"A) A phrase that seems to simply state the obvious but actually implies helplessness.
 B) A phrase that seems to simply state the obvious but actually means ""it will be what it is,"" as in ""it ain't gonna change, so deal with it or don't."" See also tough shit, oh well, cry me a river and tfb.",it is what it is,JohnnyAZ,"[u'#whatever', u'#deal with it', u'#oh well', u'#tough shit', u'#tfb']",3582,1011,"May 20, 2006"
An acronym for Windows Down 55 miles an hour.  A primitive form of air condition most helpful to 60's and 70's Volkswagen Bug pilots,WD55,Bungalow Bill,[],111,57,"November 08, 2001"
"To prepare to kick another's ass, getting prepared to engage in fisticuffs",Knuckle Up,stefanali pops,[],368,102,"September 13, 2005"
"Finna 
The state of being about to do something, also, one who always says they are going to do something can be referred to as 'finna'.",Finna,disturbed,[],2244,1751,"April 06, 2004"
A justification for how a person behaves,the way I roll,Brendan Frank Wozniak,"[u'#rolling', u'#bouncing', u'#acting', u'#orphans', u'#breakdancing', u'#arabian sandstorm']",316,105,"May 03, 2006"
a phrase used as a warning to be on the look out for someone or a group of people whom are going to attack you. Used mainly among prisoners and street hoods to instill fear in a rival gang member or person whom they dislike. ,check your neck,marc,"[u'#beat down', u'#fight', u'#check', u'#your', u'#neck', u'#hood', u'#street', u'#hoods', u'#attack']",104,46,"June 19, 2006"
"1. The catch-all phrase for expressing approval of someone's admiration of your present action. Also used to express that a present state or action is so oft-repeated, it is as habit to the speaker.
 See That's how I roll and that's how we do",you know how I do,redgyul,[],185,76,"September 21, 2004"
1. A term that is usually used by drug dealers which means to acquire more of or to replenish the supply of a particular drug.,re-cop,DBJ,[],54,70,"August 03, 2004"
"n.  Engrish can be simply defined as the humorous English mistakes that appear in Japanese advertising and product design. Often,not only in Japan, but all around the world.",engrish,RogueRising,[],1624,406,"August 13, 2003"
"An oversized teeshirt that usually reaches down to one's knees. Commonly worn by gangsters, thugs, and wiggers.",tall tee,Alex,[],144,204,"August 25, 2004"
"go(adj): a saying used in the bay area describing something tight or clean. 
",go,nelle,[],89,134,"September 18, 2005"
"very fancy, posh, or trendy",swanky,Ash,[],883,248,"January 05, 2003"
"The “jump” is the place in a newspaper story where the story moves from page A1 to, say, page A23. Numerous studies show that the overwhelming majority of readers do not bother to follow the story past the jump line. Although you don’t see it when you read newpapers on the internet, most people read newpapers in the print form – and savvy editors use the power of the jump to their advantage.  Humorously used by the blogosphere to indicate information that will be added in later.",after the jump,Armando Perez,[],550,210,"April 17, 2005"
"Bastardization of ""What's going on?""",wagwan,Nama,[],2541,1663,"September 30, 2003"
1. always on the move.,in the wind,Dat Bwoy!!!,[],110,79,"May 24, 2004"
Done in the south. This is when you are cruising in your car slowly down a street and swerving left to right.,tippin,DAY-DAY,[],192,279,"May 15, 2005"
"Drive or move slowly on foot, on the way to do an illegal job.",Creep,Diego,[],1402,739,"July 18, 2003"
a positive response to a question. like yea but with more enthusiasm. A chant to get pumped up before getting crunk.,chyea,naidad,[],405,106,"August 14, 2003"
"1) To roll in your car with drugs, guns, or other shit you don't want the cops to find.  Usually drugs.
 2) To not have taken a shower in awhile or wiped one's ass properly.",ride dirty,Nick D,"[u'#riding dirty', u'#ride clean', u'#drugs', u'#five-o', u'#da burg']",337,134,"June 09, 2006"
To operate a vehicle without illegal substances.  The opposite of riding dirty.  Believed to have been started by rapper Project Pat.,ride clean,Nick D,"[u'#riding dirty', u'#spark metal', u'#the jacket', u'#po-po', u'#pigs', u'#five-o', u'#drugs', u'#snow']",147,72,"May 20, 2006"
A word used to put someone in their place after they've been proved wrong.,moded,Ally,[],811,336,"June 24, 2004"
"To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback.
 Noun form: the aforementioned joke, diss or comeback.
 See also sizzle ",Roast,Creff von Crinklepants,"[u'#roaster', u'#roasting', u'#sizzle', u'#sizzler', u""#sizzlin'""]",1103,295,"December 07, 2005"
to be out of control; way off base. usually deserving of a good slapping or a full-blown ass- kicking.,out of pocket,Etiwanda,[],1414,1181,"May 30, 2005"
"A vehicle with its hydros set to only the left or right side only, making the car tilt.",sittin' sideways,rustizzle,[],119,60,"July 22, 2005"
"Outwardly common looking item, that possesses something special or unique inside.",sleeper,sageoneon,[],497,163,"March 07, 2003"
The phenomenon of increasingly opulent and ornate shopping centers (shop + opulent).,shopulent,churl,"[u'#gaudy', u'#opulent', u'#ornate', u'#rich', u'#overdone']",33,57,"March 06, 2006"
To shift blame while apologizing for someone else’s mistakes.,you-a culpa,BearMuse,"[u'#blame', u'#humor', u'#mea-culpa', u'#apology', u'#admission']",107,44,"October 05, 2005"
"See you later, see you tomorrow, see you soon, see you never, see you in a bit.
 Used to indicate that you will see the person later. 
 From ""The Weekenders,"" a cartoon show where the main character would say it at the end of every show.",Later Days,Inferno Reign,[],184,86,"July 19, 2005"
"1. Total and undeniable beatdown of a person by means of trashtalk.
 Synonyms: owned, faced, pwned, ruled",merked,Tony Te Fan Club,"[u'#beatdown', u'#ownage', u'#faced', u'#trashed', u'#whipped', u'#ruled', u'#smacked down', u'#stank']",1482,744,"October 05, 2005"
"In racing, it is the clipping of the apex of a turn to attain higher corner exit speeds. This achieved by breaking the tire traction limit and putting the car into a controlled skid. As the vehicle slides, the weight shifts from each tire to another, and causes the car to circle around and clip the apex.
 Popularized by the anime ""Initial D.""",drift,davey,[],173,152,"November 29, 2003"
any person who makes his millions off of marketing rebellion or angst.,rebellionaire,jake-owa,"[u'#rebel', u'#punker', u'#alternative', u'#emo', u'#angst']",132,45,"May 28, 2006"
"When it feels as though bits of your brain have been disconnected, (ie when your feeling stupid), this substance helps to stick them back together again. Sadly, has not yet been invented :-(",brain glue,Helping Out,"[u'#brain', u'#glue', u'#sex', u'#fanny farts', u'#hungover', u'#shan', u'#emo']",54,99,"May 29, 2006"
"A wild, mobile party with a long line of cars with all the doors open, in which occupants ghost-ride, flambost, dance on the hood and roof, and otherwise get hyphy.",Hyphy Train,Lex Diamond,"[u'#flamboasting', u'#hyphy', u'#thizzle', u'#ecstacy', u'#ghostride', u'#ghostride the whip']",65,80,"May 25, 2006"
Mayne is a Southern term used the same as sayin 'man.' Its in alot of Crunk Songs.,mayne,Shae,[],627,251,"September 01, 2004"
"any instance when you come upon easy money, whether you jack it, hustle it, or barter for it",lick,Anonymous,[],1434,435,"April 15, 2003"
"Australian origin.
adj. not stylish, out of fashion, not trendy, not cool, untidy, unclean, not neat.
v. to have no style.",daggy,JBar,[],1637,568,"January 21, 2004"
Extremely muscular or buff.,swole,Low Clef,[],2669,798,"April 14, 2004"
"An unnecessarily extreme reaction. Making a big deal out of nothing. See buggin, wylin out, wylin.",Beastin,Octavian,[],272,105,"March 09, 2004"
"A style of music originating in the Dirty South. Unlike Crunk music, Snap music has a slower tempo but still talks about clubbin' and strippers. It is characterized by the finger snap effect in place of the snare drum. Different people can take credit for originating this style from Fabo, D4L, and Dem Franchise Boys.",snap music,wow7127,"[u'#laffy taffy', u'#crunk', u'#ticking', u'#rapping', u'#music']",296,96,"December 16, 2005"
"Refers to a subject that is vastly or categorically set apart from the previous subject.
 Unique in the English language as one of the few 'infixes' (as opposed to prefix or suffix). Other infixes include re-fucking-diculous.",a-whole-nother,Dean William,"[u'#a whole nother', u'#another', u'#different', u'#set apart', u'#subject change']",258,113,"May 27, 2006"
Describes someone who sends long emails or instant messages. Talkative for the IM generation.,typeative,jetsgrumbler,"[u'#talkative', u'#chatty', u'#glib', u'#loquacious', u'#terse']",93,34,"May 22, 2006"
"Alternating doctors to obtain overlapping prescriptions. Most commonly done to obtain painkillers such as oxycontin.
",doctor shopping,Ryan Murray,"[u'#painkillers', u'#oxycontin', u'#rush', u'#limbaugh', u'#vicodin']",95,223,"May 10, 2006"
"A blank facial expression (Somewhat similar to a poker face) used while riding a bus. A person sustaining a bus look is often in deep thought or examining the surrounding people. Off the bus, this can be considered acting Stoic.",Bus look,Adam Kern,"[u'#stoic', u'#poker face', u'#emotionless', u'#gaze', u'#out of it']",172,60,"May 19, 2006"
"A thug that has ""made it"" to the big time.  Originally refered ball players that made it out of the streets to make millions as a pro ball player, but now is used to describe any thug that is living large.",baller,thug4life,[],6629,2325,"September 28, 2002"
"A person who frequently attacks others in speech or writing, but who poses no intellectual threat whatsoever.  The motivation of this type of person can usually be accurately construed as a desire to be obnoxious and offensive.
 Origin: The phrase ""porch dog"" is used to refer to dogs that sit on front porches and bark (vigorously and fruitlessly) at passersby, but who pose no physical threat.",porch dog,Vitruvian Man,"[u'#troll', u'#asshole', u'#whiner', u'#dickhead', u'#wanker']",4382,715,"May 19, 2006"
"the act of, or result of lifting weights or exercising (pushups, pull ups, etc.) right before going out to a bar or club with the desire to engorge your muscles with blood, or produce a pump, in order to temporarily make them larger in order to impress the opposite sex.",club pump,J1HittaQuitta,[],245,145,"April 19, 2004"
"A hipster with a professional job who seeks to climb the corporate ladder but remains true to indie musical tastes, lives in a hipster neighborhood, and likely has a hipster hairstyle.",yupster,Nathan Stange,[],371,87,"March 15, 2004"
The loop of options where you get stuck when trying to navigate your voice mail.,voicejail,thaley,"[u'#voice mail', u'#voice jail', u'#voice-jail', u'#message', u'#cell phone']",2422,802,"May 15, 2006"
An Internet dating term.  When a person you are meeting for the first time is wearing the same outfit pictured in their Internet dating profile.,double exposure,MarkSol,"[u'#doubleexposure', u'#dating', u'#date', u'#internet dating', u'#internet date']",85,66,"May 13, 2006"
"To perform a search for one's own name, or especially their online nickname, using any search engine on the World Wide Web. -also called ego surfing. See also ""googling""",ego search,ginger petunia,[],167,39,"October 24, 2003"
"since badunkadunk is a big booty, badinkadink is a small booty.",badinkadink,babygurl69,[],165,67,"May 04, 2004"
A term to imply that sexual relations would be desired between a patron and a library employee.,Take him to the stacks,Urban Dictionary,"[u'#take it to the stacks', u'#take her to the stacks', u'#take that to the stacks', u'#stack it', u'#take that one to the stacks']",56,77,"May 11, 2006"
"1. implies a conspiracy, like a conspiracy theorist. In reference to the book ""The Da Vinci Code.""
 2. a reference to Leonardo da Vinci: scientist, inventor, and artist.
 3. to hack or grok.",Da Vinci,Delig,"[u'#conspiracy', u'#the da vinci code', u'#conspiracy theory', u'#area 51', u'#illuminati']",36,167,"November 23, 2005"
"The female version of dude, according to George W. Bush.",dudess,Meach,[],70,176,"September 11, 2003"
"A good response to ""how are you?"" If you're really livin' the dream, hold your right hand up in a ""rokk!"" symbol (same as sign language for ""I love you""). If you are hyper-livin', hold up both hands.
 Can be shortened to ""livin' it.""",livin' the dream,EllenMuehlberger,"[u""#livin'"", u'#rokk!', u'#hand gestures', u'#hyper-live', u""#livin' it""]",156,109,"May 05, 2006"
"When you park your car in a very large parking lot and have to practically take a tram to get back to it. Each section of the parking lot at Walt Disney World is labeled by character names, and Goofy is the section farthest from the ticket center. Similar to BFE.",parked in goofy,justageekboy,"[u'#bfe', u'#bum fuck', u'#disney', u'#goofy', u'#parked', u'#park']",183,67,"May 03, 2006"
When someone tells lies or stories to fit in with the crowd.,lie to kick it,LaDizzle Mix,"[u'#lie', u'#to', u'#kick', u'#it', u'#fake']",148,69,"May 02, 2006"
"1.  A phrase used as a formal declaration of defeat.  For example:  ""Kenneth replied  'yo mama' when he realized he could not counter his opponent's point.""
 2.  The principle part of a ""Yo Mama"" joke, usually entailing a description of  your mother being so ""something"" that ""something"" occurred as a result.",yo mama,Ben,[],1164,370,"September 10, 2003"
"The breakdown lane on a highway. Why? Because that's how much money you gotta pay if a cop catches you driving in it.
 (Can also mean the leftmost lane for trucks when they are only allowed to drive on the right.)",500 dollar lane,creaternity,"[u'#driving', u'#highway', u'#breakdown lane', u'#cop', u'#ticket', u'#car']",108,68,"May 02, 2006"
"alcoholic beverages consumed at someone's house/residence before an evening of partying at a bar or nightclub, the premise being to save cash which you would otherwise have to spend at the establishment in order to get fully buzzed.",primer,hipster,"[u'#booze', u'#buzz', u'#bar', u'#club', u'#crunk']",291,108,"November 24, 2005"
"The feeling of listlessness, bordering on sleep, that one feels after eating a large meal, often caused by a rush of blood to the stomach and intestines during food digestion.",food coma,Cap'n Sweaty!,[],1060,322,"October 09, 2003"
"A person who spends their life telling others what is or is not a word, based on what they have read in books. 
First coined by Steven Colbert on the Colbert Report during a segment of The Word.",Wordanista,Baba Nace,"[u'#word police', u'#elitist', u'#pretentious', u'#webster', u'#oxford']",242,74,"January 30, 2006"
"1. The status of being bent for more than a day. Usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things you'll have a hell of a time explaining.
 2. A homosexual male (British slang). Someone who is bent, that is, not straight.
 3. The alcoholic, chain-smoking, kleptomaniac robot on Futurama.",bender,AJ Barrow,[],3061,1073,"June 24, 2005"
An imaginary unavailable material used humourously to solve otherwise impossible problems; an item of unaffordable price.,unobtainium,Peter Baird,[],355,57,"August 16, 2003"
"The ""relationship"" of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.",brangelina,Nydeera,[],138,227,"June 07, 2005"
This phrase is used to either be emo or to mock an emo kid. It describes the classic emo musician and poignantly mocks the ever-so-sad emo song. ,Tune my guitar to sad,Lia M.,"[u'#emo', u'#sad', u'#music', u'#punk', u'#song']",274,30,"April 15, 2006"
Steering your car side to side when driving. Mostly done when cruising.,swang,koopa,[],905,314,"March 05, 2004"
"The actual name of the pillsbury doughboy, or to be extremely fresh",poppin fresh,Funk Dog,[],250,75,"May 20, 2004"
"While driving a car, open the door and climb out onto the hood while the car continues to roll. It is typical for one to dance around on the hood while the car is ghostin. ",ghost ride,yadidimean mate,"[u'#dumb ride', u'#ghostin', u'#ghost ride the whip', u'#g rida', u'#doo doo rida']",1704,454,"October 30, 2005"
"some one who doesnt know how to take a joke, and they take the joke like they just took it to the ass",butt hurt,vot,[],2348,1359,"October 09, 2003"
Taking all the suspense out of a movie by revealing spoilers to someone who hasn't seen it.,mysterectomy,Ben Frey,"[u'#hysterectomy', u'#spoilers', u'#movie', u'#sixth sense', u'#plot twist']",162,55,"April 14, 2006"
"getting up (relatively)early, rushing to the local McDonalds, only to discover you missed the breakfast mark by .0005 of a second.",McLetdown,bob_of_bobs,"[u'#mcdonalds', u'#miky d', u'#mcdad', u'#mcfood', u'#mcsomething']",447,96,"April 14, 2006"
"When someone is submitting their resume to employers, particularly when trying desparately to escape a sinking ship.",dropping paper,Cabron Mejor,"[u'#employment', u'#resume', u'#recruiting', u'#job', u'#quitting']",101,50,"March 08, 2006"
"An effort to deceive, overwhelm, or persuade with insincere talk, especially flattery.",snow job,JS,[],752,305,"July 24, 2003"
Putting in some money toward the purchase of an item or items.  Usually indicates a willingness to contribute.,five on it,Majik Fox,[],195,70,"October 28, 2004"
"(adjective) inferior quality; held in low social regard; old and delapidated; refers almost exclusively to inanimate material objects, not to people",janky,the jankinator,[],3780,1007,"March 25, 2003"
"A mohawk, but instead of a ""real"" mohawk where you shave the sides of your head, you just glue up the middle part of your regular hair so that it is in the style of the mohawk.",faux hawk,Haushinka,[],702,143,"November 24, 2003"
"Used to express that a surprising victory or zinger has occurred. 
 (Usually accompanied by a two-handed gesture: both arms up, palms forward. Then, swing wrists so that your palms end facing the floor without moving your arms. Do this as you say ""swish"")",swish,DrMomentum,[],76,90,"June 02, 2004"
"The ultimate definition of a college relationship - when on one's facebook profile it says ""In A Relationship"" and your significant other's name. ",Facebook Official,ilovebronsonscornrows,"[u'#relationship', u'#relationship of convenience', u'#dating', u'#college', u'#facebook']",950,169,"December 11, 2005"
dirty south; hip-hop slang for the southeast,third coast,Nick Victim,[],441,305,"April 20, 2004"
"Nickname given to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' baby, Suri. It is a play on the word, ""TomKat"", which is a combination of Tom and Katie's first name.",tomkitten,Urbanonymous_Poster,"[u'#tom', u'#katie', u'#cruise', u'#suri', u'#tomkitten']",140,124,"April 19, 2006"
"420, indeed, was thought of years ago as the time of day some people got together to smoke pot.  Now it is used as code for ""Let's go get high."" Also, some people consider it to be April 20th that is ""National Pot Smoking Day.""
I prefer all of the above.",420,Lonnie,[],5561,4617,"September 29, 2004"
Both dorky and adorable. A higher state of being all dorks strive towards.,adorkable,Insufficient Postage,"[u'#dork', u'#adorable', u'#dorky', u'#adore', u'#charming', u'#irresistable']",1366,229,"February 09, 2006"
"When you're looking forward to leaving work early or on time, but are kept late either by a new assignment from your boss or a chatty coworker.",clockblock,Ben Frey,"[u'#time clock', u'#work', u'#clockwatcher', u'#weekend warrior', u'#timesheet']",336,89,"April 07, 2006"
"People who only show up at church on Christmas and Easter, the only two times a year where church attendance seems 'mandatory'.",C and E,LFJ,"[u'#c&e', u'#christmas and easter', u'#c and e', u'#religious zealot', u'#minister']",355,89,"February 10, 2006"
"1. wanna be
2. someone who rides on one's coattails
3. side kick, unwanted",hop along,Bud E Love,[],98,45,"May 06, 2003"
to use excessively,Tax,Silent Ninja c1998,[],121,117,"July 15, 2003"
A heightened state of excitement or ecstasy over the completion of any facet of the taxation process.  Usually experienced by CPA's.,Taxgasm,"mojoequik, fcoppin, jjensen, rbell","[u'#orgasm', u'#tax', u'#accounting', u'#climax', u'#taxation']",67,142,"March 15, 2006"
"Short for background props. Placing oneself in the background of another person's picture, usually striking some strange pose or making some other gesture, unbeknownst to the subjects or the photographer.",BGP,Your mom,[],758,1184,"January 17, 2005"
"When you link someone to a website they have already seen. It refers to a fictional top-level domain (like .com, .net and .edu) that, if it existed, would house all the old shit everyone has seen but you.",.old,foo?,"[u'#dotold', u'#old', u'#internet', u'#linking', u'#ebaumsworld']",130,91,"March 03, 2006"
The term for gay couples to become engaged or plan on becoming married.,engayed,Dan A. Root,"[u'#marriage', u'#engaged', u'#married', u'#gay', u'#wedding', u'#wedlock', u'#brokeback mountain']",5987,3823,"March 05, 2006"
"Situation in which you are long past the working time of your deodorant, you start to get B.O., and the armpits of your shirt get wet.",pitted out,doclagoa,"[u'#b.o.', u'#armpit', u'#body odor', u'#sweat', u'#perspire']",67,61,"March 22, 2006"
Sarcasm mixed with a generous helping of bitterness.,sarcaustic,L.A.R.S.O.,"[u'#sarcastic', u'#caustic', u'#bitter', u'#noodle', u'#angry']",129,80,"March 23, 2006"
"No underlying message, no hidden meaning, no concealed information, no ulterior motive.",no asterisks,make me dance,[],70,111,"July 27, 2005"
"While splitting a check when out with a group, paying the whole tab with your credit card and taking everyone else's cash instead of going to the ATM.",table banking,Mercy,"[u'#check', u'#bank', u'#lazy', u'#better than splitting it 5 ways', u'#credit']",274,85,"March 22, 2006"
"After calling someone you don't want to talk to, you're relieved to hear the familiar sound of their answering machine. You're almost done leaving your perfect getaway message when ""surprise"" you're chatting live because someone picked up the phone after hearing your voice.",message interruptis,Dina Di Stefano,"[u'#voice mail surprise party', u'#phoney', u'#voicejail', u'#voicemail hell', u'#message punt']",63,96,"March 17, 2006"
"Looking back on a situation or event, regretting that you didn't do what you should have done, and developing malicious ill will because of it.  Similar to standard regret, but someone else is gonna have to pay for it.",hindspite,haskel,"[u'#pregret', u'#spite', u'#grudge', u'#malignity', u'#hate']",133,44,"March 15, 2006"
When one is struck and (usually) knocked down by a large wave. Implies losing something of value in the ocean. A derivative of 'bitch-slap'.,beach slap,watahmortah,"[u'#surfing', u'#bitchslap', u'#drowned', u'#beachslap', u'#ocean', u'#bodyboard']",137,59,"February 25, 2006"
"In sports, specifically the playoffs, a Cinderella is a team that does better than expected near the beginning and then quickly fades.",Cinderella,guided fox,[],316,163,"March 21, 2005"
"The fist used to express deep or extreme emotion during a song, in which the singer extends a fisted hand and brings it back in toward their body with intensity of emotion. ",feeling fist,MandyM,"[u'#karaoke', u'#sing', u'#dance', u'#feeling', u'#fist']",142,50,"March 25, 2006"
"Verb. Etymology: coming from the modern car tuning scene.
a phrase that means to modify a vehicle with as many types of aftermarket parts, performance or visual-wise, as are supported by that certain vehicle.
",Trick Out,DJ FoxPhyre,[],1553,463,"March 26, 2003"
Injuring oneself by using a sharp object to try to open hard-to-open plastic packaging like the kind they sell cheap consumer electronics or household items in.  Growing phenomenon described in the Pittsburgh Gazette and popularized by Stephen Colbert.,wrap rage,Ben Frey,"[u'#plastic', u'#rage', u'#consumer goods', u'#road rage', u'#air rage']",275,51,"March 28, 2006"
When you've maxed out all your credit cards.,swipeout,Craig Steele,[],120,52,"February 07, 2004"
"Describe a vehicle with wheels that are less than desirable: too small, ugly, mismatched, trashy, horribly colored, etc.",rollin' pennies,M to the triple E,[],52,77,"July 29, 2005"
"A person that spends a keen amount of attention and energy on knowing the ingredients of food, the proper preparation of food, and finds great enjoyment in top-notch ingredients and exemplary preparation.
A foodie is not necessarily a food snob, only enjoying delicacies and/or food items difficult to obtain and/or expensive foods; though, that is a variety of foodie.",foodie,genericpseudonym,[],1392,940,"February 25, 2005"
a style of writing that uses only lower-case letters.,shiftless,samuel ross,[],105,73,"July 27, 2005"
n. Muffling out an interlocutor by slowly - yet unexpectedly - turning away their cranium with the palm of your hand.  Can be construed as either playful or patently insolent by the receiving end.,face-turning,brown eyed girl,"[u'#talking to the hand', u'#bitch slapping', u'#pimp slapping', u'#face slapping', u'#shutting up']",63,95,"March 09, 2006"
1.verb: to show someone (or thing) that they are wrong or that they do poorly in reference to a specific field through punishment or humiliation ,learn you a lesson,bryon lasagna,"[u'#teach', u'#show', u'#prove', u'#humiliate', u'#punish']",75,145,"March 11, 2006"
"A saying used to ignore and disregard a comment or an insult when you can't think of a way to counter it. When this phrase is used, it is customary to raise your hand, palm facing out, and place it almost touching your adversary's face. This can make even the most civil person raging mad. Another variation is ""talk to the hand 'cause the face don't give a damn'."" I really did not know that people still said this.   ",talk to the hand,Mia,[],812,172,"September 01, 2003"
The term used by marketing people to describe potential buyers of old-age.,gray market,BoJay,[],46,187,"August 27, 2005"
"The degree of familiarity with another person, which, if you chance to encounter them on the street, will determine if you merely greet them in passing or stop to talk. ",chat gravity,ClevelandRox,"[u'#know', u'#acquaintance', u'#friend', u'#conversation', u'#small talk']",113,98,"March 07, 2006"
"Derived from highway, it means a path in a crowd where many people pass through, e.g. on parties. One should use crowdways to go from point A to point B to annoy the least possible amount of people.",crowdway,relix,[],204,111,"July 17, 2005"
Doubling your money.,flip your money,Minino,[],116,118,"June 09, 2005"
The total amount of time one can manage being on the phone with someone.,phone stamina,Keael,"[u'#phone', u'#phoen', u'#stamina', u'#stamnia', u'#telephone']",256,54,"March 15, 2006"
Socks which failed to be removed prior to intercourse. Said socks need not be used only during sex. Party socks are usually the result of laziness or haste.,Party socks,lol party sox,"[u'#socks', u'#sex', u'#fucking', u'#fuck', u'#wtf', u'#intercourse', u'#ridiculous', u'#hilarious', u'#party sox', u'#sox']",484,141,"December 06, 2005"
"To gamble recklessly and aggressively after a bad or improbable beat or series of bad or improbable beats. Usually results in losing all of your money and then some. Good gamblers avoid this at all costs, even if it means going home earlier than expected.",on tilt,ACG2x,[],316,151,"January 26, 2004"
"The body's preparation for a sneeze, which is deferred just before climax. (The ""ah... ah... ah"" without the ""choo""). The feelings and sensations of a sneeze come to you, but just as you are about to exhale with explosion, it miraculously disappears.",sneeze tease,Patio furniture,"[u'#fake sneezing', u'#fugazi sneezing', u'#quasi sneezing', u'#pretentious sneezing', u'#pretend sneezing']",289,43,"March 05, 2006"
Using Google to mediate a dispute between two parties or to do appropriate research.,Goo-diligence,Scott Hess,"[u'#due diligence', u'#research', u'#background check', u'#google', u'#g-cred']",81,173,"March 08, 2006"
A meal that requires nothing more than pushing numbers on the microwave. Often times a frozen dinner or leftovers.,cook by numbers,Erik Belsaas,"[u'#frozen dinner', u'#single', u'#bachelor', u'#leftovers', u'#easy']",274,62,"March 01, 2006"
An imaginary liquid used in automobiles (to make the blinkers work). This term is used as a sarcastic remark toward someone who knows ablsolutely nothing about cars.,blinker fluid,Peaches Witherspoon,[],693,150,"August 22, 2005"
a form of pants like clothing in which the waist band is made of elastic for easy expansion of the abdomen.,buffet pants,jay duncan,[],235,49,"August 22, 2005"
"Short for ""Baby's Daddy"". The father of your child, whom you did not marry, and with whom you are not currently involved.",baby daddy,snarkette,[],2276,660,"April 23, 2003"
"When one gets a text message when their phone is on vibrate. The phone vibrates and creates a massaging feeling in ones thigh, creating pleasure to the recipient.",text massage,Ryan J G,"[u'#butt hole pleasures', u'#rusty trombone', u'#shit stain balls', u'#pussy juice', u'#dirty sanchez']",395,108,"February 25, 2006"
"To chill or stand at a spot (like a club or a street corner etc). To claim a spot. The term came from drug dealers on street corners, like light posts and street posts, and there you have it POST UP!",post up,dada-ecko,[],724,261,"February 10, 2005"
A system of government characterized by rampant corruption and misallocation of public funds.,kleptocracy,Joseph T. Rodolico,[],508,132,"May 18, 2005"
To break or harm ones limbs or organs through dancing.,Discolocate,Mr. Lubba Lubba,"[u'#break', u'#injure', u'#hurt', u'#dislocate', u'#rupture']",70,167,"March 01, 2006"
Someone who makes a living selling bullshit to the masses.,Entremaneur,"TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough","[u'#mayor', u'#governor', u'#senator', u'#congressman', u'#politician']",493,214,"January 20, 2006"
The name you use to identify yourself to the stranger sitting next to you on the plane.,plane name,Joseph Sanscrainte,"[u'#alias', u'#pseudonym', u'#aka', u'#assumed name', u'#handle', u'#stage name.']",184,57,"January 22, 2006"
"The act of dropping one's face / forehead into one's hand. Usually accompanied by a ""thunk"" or a cr a cry of ""D'oh!""
 Usually written between asteriks in online conversation, to demonstrate an action.
 Similar to *headdesk*",facepalm,Moondog,[],2578,751,"February 10, 2004"
"Going into your garage to sit on your motorcycle, because it's still too ""out of season"" for use.",garage racing,D. Gould,"[u'#longing', u'#waiting', u'#missing', u'#yearning', u'#pining']",87,92,"February 20, 2006"
"The imaginary rescue vehicle that will rescue you from  someone's incessant whining over a trivial matter.  Used mockingly, but in good humor.",whambulance,FiYoG,[],706,144,"October 10, 2004"
Obsession and erotic enjoyment derived from the mere thinking of Apple(tm) Nano Ipod or its accessories ,Nanogasm,Jpspiderman,"[u'#ipod', u'#nano', u'#orgasm', u'#electronic', u'#fun']",57,288,"January 25, 2006"
"The process of getting ready for a fight, stemming from the process of lacing up boxing gloves, or to beat or knock some one out in a fight.",laced up,logikflux,[],262,128,"December 29, 2004"
Credit Whore (CW) is someone that does something nice just so they can bring it to everyone's attention and get credit for it.,Credit Whore,E. C.,"[u'#credit ho', u'#cw', u'#clap seeker', u'#recognition hog', u'#spot lighter']",301,65,"February 04, 2006"
A mathematical term used to describe how extreme a mullet hairstyle is.  It is found by comparing how long the hair on top of the head is compared to how long the hair hangs at the back of the neck.  ,mullet ratio,PeaTearGriffin,"[u'#mullet', u'#ultimullet', u'#kentucky waterfall', u'#redneck', u'#trailer trash']",216,45,"February 23, 2006"
"Noun: an email assault so vicious in tone the recipient loses an eye to you.
 Verb: to textually assault an individual via the internet.",emaul,Grae,"[u'#email', u'#defame', u'#slander', u'#malign', u'#besmirch', u'#vilify', u'#denigrate', u'#castigate', u'#impugn', u'#criticise', u'#criticize']",187,77,"January 17, 2006"
"In celebration, when one person goes for a high five and another goes to pound it (fist to fist). A slight moment of confusion occurs, normally resolved in two to 20 seconds.",hand hold up,benormous,"[u'#hand', u'#hold', u'#up', u'#hold up', u'#pound', u'#pound it', u'#hi5', u'#high 5', u'#high5', u'#high five', u'#confusion', u'#congratulate']",201,75,"February 22, 2006"
"Democracy in physical action. when you 'vote with your feet', or whenever free-expression about politics involves walking or running or pushups.",cardiocracy,Mark Zatopek,"[u'#democracy', u'#exercise', u'#voting', u'#cardiomocracy', u'#elections', u'#republic']",31,146,"February 17, 2006"
"(1) Referring to a dance move where a girl drops her ass to the floor and gets freaky.
 (2) A basketball term for dropping shots through the hoop.
 (3) A term for rappers when they drop lines/bars/rhymes that're hot.",drop it like it's hot,Bitten Concepts,[],632,269,"September 01, 2004"
"When one visits several different thrift shops, second-hand shops, and vintage clothing stores in the hopes of buying several items of cheap and unusual clothing and other items. One usually does this with friends.",thrifting,Pennyroyalest,"[u'#thrift stores', u'#used clothes', u'#vintage', u'#cheap', u'#trendy']",353,99,"February 17, 2006"
"a. A person that is so involved in drugs, alcohol, sex, and general debauchery above what is conceiveably possible.
b. A shady character.
c. Someone that appears to have no moral judgment, self-respect, or general hygiene to the point where he/she is a total laughingstock that must be avoided.",sketchball,Rooster,[],323,92,"October 24, 2003"
"(adj.) Used to describe anything of questionable masculinity.
 Believed to have originated from the 2005 motion picture Brokeback Mountain.",Brokeback,BR-&-D,"[u'#gay', u'#feminine', u'#masculine', u'#manly', u'#metrosexual']",2835,692,"January 22, 2006"
A poseur cowboy.  One who dresses up as a cowboy to do non-cowboy activities,drugstore cowboy,MistahTom,[],228,227,"August 01, 2005"
"The super long shower one takes when they have something better to do, like study for a chemistry exam. ",procrastishower,OT9,"[u'#procrasti-shower', u'#procrastishowering', u'#procrasti-showering', u'#showering', u'#procrastinate', u'#procrastinating', u'#shower']",455,67,"February 14, 2006"
"Defines the depth, closeness, and intimacy of a relationship. Friends with refrigerator rights can help themselves to anything in your refrigerator without asking permission.",refrigerator rights,bo-tan,"[u'#friendship', u'#friends', u'#chums', u'#refridgerator', u'#refrigerator']",450,124,"February 13, 2006"
"A phrase that a guy says to a girl loudly in a public place to attempt to embarrass that girl. This is usually sarcastic and said to a complete stranger who wants to ask a guy something simple.
 The phrase originates from the movie ""Billy Madison"" when Adam Sandler's character makes an ass of himself while trying to fit in in high school...",no I won't make out with you,Dassh,[],708,131,"October 03, 2004"
"Attaining a position with noteworthy speed.
 Originates from Billboard Magazine's practice of putting a bullet sign in front of chart entries that have moved from one position to another with notable speed.",With A Bullet,I Shot The Prom Queen,"[u'#number one with a bullet', u'#billboard', u'#fall out boy', u'#high fidelity', u'#supurlative']",367,165,"February 05, 2006"
Refers to the vintage 1970-1980 Cadillac series. The rear windows had a diamond shape.,diamond in the back,James.,[],678,99,"June 24, 2004"
"1) somebody who works in or for the media who ensures that the public understands things from a certain perspective.    
 2) a radio station DJ, or MC at a club or event.",spin doctor,Bungalow Bill,[],3339,1167,"July 01, 2004"
"To look over the shoulder(s) of a person with whom you are currently engaged in conversation to see if you can find someone 'better' to talk to.
 Connotes a lack of interest in the current interlocutor and/or in what they are currently saying, and displays a desire to, if possible, upgrade to 'someone better' (e.g. of higher social status, better looks, etc.). 
",shoulder surfing,p.s.,"[u'#shoulder', u'#surf', u'#sholder', u'#diss', u'#slight']",894,223,"February 03, 2006"
A kiss after one of the participants has just brushed their teeth. ,Colgate Kiss,LayanaGuthrum,"[u'#toothpaste', u'#kiss', u'#minty', u'#gross', u'#snog']",80,190,"February 08, 2006"
The phone number a person expects friends and family to use.,primary digits,Paul,[],45,127,"August 23, 2004"
"In the drum and bass scene, the DJ's practice of replaying a record that has been enthusiastically received by the audience. Spectators ""call for a rewind"" by holding cigarette lighters in the air; if there is enough demand, the DJ will spin the record backward and play it from the beginning.",rewind,Greenie,[],245,69,"December 11, 2003"
When your head bobs around when you about to fall asleep when sitting upright.  It is given this name because it looks like you're driving offroad.  ,four-wheeling,Bryan Fox,"[u'#sleep', u'#sleepy', u'#bobbing', u'#headbob', u'#tired']",1911,1165,"January 31, 2006"
The only show that makes me eager to watch the commercials.,super bowl,bigtones,[],1685,682,"January 15, 2005"
N. A woman who must cope with the temporary death of her relationship during football games.,Football Widow,Julie H,"[u'#baseball widow', u'#basketball widow', u'#hockey widow', u'#golf widow', u'#soccer widow']",356,70,"December 06, 2005"
People unable to think for themselves. Followers. Lemmings. Those with no cognitive ablilities of their own.,Sheeple,Naegling,[],2575,435,"October 02, 2003"
Food poisoning acquired from eating contaminated fake meat.,soymanella,Ian,[],65,96,"October 06, 2004"
"The rule you use to get out of the ""bros befo hoes"" rule.  Only to be used when there is a >80% chance of you getting laid.  ",self-first,Smitty,[],1073,349,"February 24, 2003"
A person who will only wear clothing that is hideously expensive and bears the 'right' tag or label in the belief that she (it is mostly she) is a better person for doing so.  Often tag hags are also fag hags for some reason.,tag hag,kiwimich,"[u'#fashionista', u'#fashion victim', u'#fashion club', u'#fag hag', u'#fashion cycle syndrome']",546,307,"January 30, 2006"
"U.S. Military Slang. 
 Referring to, or meaning anything and everything except ""no."" Generally used when at a loss for words. Also:
 Good copy, solid copy, roger, good or great; message received, understood. 
Glad to meet you, welcome. 
I do not know, but will check on it, I haven't the vaguest idea. 
I am not listening. 
That is enough of your drivel--sit down. 
Stop sniveling. 
You've got to be kidding. 
Yes. 
Thank you. 
Go to the next slide. 
You have taken the correct action. 
I don't know what that means, but am too embarrassed to ask for clarification. 
That is really neat, I want one too. 
Amen. 
",Hooah,Anonymous,[],656,206,"August 12, 2003"
The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes,break the seal,matkillah,[],2275,322,"November 20, 2002"
(n) To use mouthwash instead of brushing one's teeth before going out for lack of time or total laziness.,dental denial,crackerjax,"[u'#dental', u'#denial', u'#mouthwash', u'#lazy', u'#breath']",354,206,"January 19, 2006"
"A celebratory dance performed (usually at work) on Fridays to commemorate the end of the grueling work week.  The dance is performed using no particular pattern or style, but often incorporates variations of ""The Robot"" while vocally producing Rock or Heavy Metal type sounds.",Fridance,shizon,"[u'#friday', u'#dance', u'#celebrate', u'#robot', u'#work']",297,129,"December 12, 2005"
"A common driving position in which the driver holds the wheel with his left hand while leaning to his right toward the passenger seat, usually bobbing his head or bumpin' with the beat.  It's a pretty badass way to drive.  This move works best in a Chevy Caprice or any pimp-style car with a 3-person front seat.",gangsta lean,Nick D,[],1294,421,"October 13, 2003"
"1) An act of what appears to be generosity- such as lending an acquaintance a CD or movie, etc., or allowing them to choose what to do for fun- that is really more of a method of evaluating whether or not they're up to your cool standards.
 2) An inner struggle that involves the choice between what you believe is cool and what society tells you is cool; if you allow your sense of coolness to triumph over popular opinion, you have passed the awesomeness test.",awesomeness test,Megsi,"[u'#awesome', u'#test', u'#challenge', u'#cool', u'#david bowie']",237,132,"October 17, 2005"
to unexpectedly exceed the expectations of one's peers in a public setting,get your shine on,Paden I,"[u'#mind-blowing', u'#tight', u'#pimp', u'#diamond in the rough', u'#baller']",212,101,"January 23, 2006"
a person with a newly-developed appreciation for a sports team; generally acquired after said team has won a championship or become otherwise popular.,fansplant,C.D. Di Guardia,"[u'#fake fan', u'#bandwagon rider', u'#jimmy fallon', u'#barney', u'#bandwagon jumper']",101,61,"January 10, 2006"
"In football, it's the crowd.
 When the away team is backed up near the goal post, the 12th man makes a lot of noise, making it hard to communicate and for the lineman to hear the snap count.",12th man,bihgangsta,"[u'#nfl', u'#football', u'#jerry rice', u'#seahawks', u'#raiders']",278,357,"January 14, 2006"
The fine art of bludgeoning an electronic device in order to encourage it to work properly. Vigorous usage of this technique often renders said device permanently nonfunctional.,Percussive Maintenance,naz_ghul,[],450,73,"March 14, 2003"
"To have something taken from you by smooth talking or strong convincing.  Not as violent or non-participatory as being High-jacked, being lowjacked involves ones own insecure or gullible nature.",lowjack,bling bling,[],209,114,"March 07, 2005"
Someone who joins the gym in January as part of a New Year's resolution and by February is back to being a couch potato.,January Joiner,Brent Michael,"[u'#new years resolution', u'#jaunary joiner', u'#gym bunny', u'#exercise', u'#couch potato']",617,94,"January 15, 2006"
"Fragment often used by girls to thwart further activity; please stop; that ain't right, don't do that, because I don't like it.
 Can be found as: Can you not?!, Can you not..., Can you.. not?",can you not,881,"[u'#please', u'#stop', u'#can', u'#you', u'#not']",635,162,"December 25, 2005"
"The old fashioned journal you wrote in with crushed tree pulp, binding, and maybe some kind of lock mechanism. For some reason people used to like writing opinions only they read. It is a fad past its prime but Borders still sells them for some reason. ",anablog,Clintacus,"[u'#analog', u'#blog', u'#blogger', u'#journal', u'#online']",377,135,"January 15, 2006"
For the ass is a phrase that means that something is completly useless.,for the ass,Santacruzshores,"[u'#useless', u'#feckless', u'#senseless', u'#without a reason', u'#pointless']",67,199,"January 07, 2006"
"A highly expensive car or motorcycle, that's been left to sit in the driveway, unused. Much like a flashy diamond ring or gold necklace, it's sole purpose is that of demonstrating wealth, to those who see it. ",driveway jewelery,D. Gould,"[u'#bling', u'#ice', u'#flash', u'#toy', u'#disco']",206,72,"January 13, 2006"
"Head Motha Fucka In Charge. The boss; someone not to be reckoned with. Used to denote, usually in jest, that a person is in charge of a situation.",hmfic,The HMFIC,"[u'#chief', u'#boss', u'#coach', u'#leader', u'#bamf']",534,131,"January 04, 2006"
"Imaginary mode of transport,
associated with heavy drinking,when drinker has no recollection of how they arrived back at their preferred destination.",beer taxi,Dr Lokoss,[],662,71,"July 05, 2004"
"A girl who is exclusively after a free meal or an expensive gift.  She actively seeks out dates with well-off men who will wine and dine her at upscale restaurants.  She is usually physically attractive enough to make the man fall for her feminine wiles.  She will rarely have sex with these men, until they spend a certain number of dollars on her.  Nobody knows exactly what that number is, so the man keeps spending and spending, while the dinner whore keeps living it up.",dinner whore,Joe Shizzle,[],2075,404,"February 19, 2005"
"In an email, IM, IRC, SMS, or MUD exchange, temporarily unable to write, as through astonishment.
 Compare to speechless in spoken language.",textless,Lingrad,[],205,81,"July 14, 2005"
"To wear clothing, accessories, or physical features (i.e. pale skin) with confidence. ",own,DeltaMouse,"[u'#sport', u'#don', u'#rock', u'#self-conscious', u'#carry']",82,136,"December 31, 2005"
"The natural effect of the slow growth and spread of a clerical worker's physical frame, across the span of years of combining vending machine snack food with an exercise regimen that consists of little more than typing, until said physical frame is confined by the spatial limitations of the worker's desk chair.  Commonly applies to programmers, secretaries, and middle management.  In extreme cases, can be accompanied by a non-insignificant amount of physical exertion to free the compressed rear end from the chair.",Chair Ass,teh Steve,"[u'#chairass', u'#chair-ass', u'#secretary spread', u'#slacker', u'#tank ass']",346,118,"December 13, 2005"
To become extremely angry and vow consequences upon those who have caused you nuisance. ,Get Buck,LuchaDor04,[],155,347,"October 28, 2003"
You've been had; you've been tricked.,you got got,Humpty,[],266,155,"November 09, 2003"
"When a gossip columnist doesn't have enough evidence to support a claim about a celebrity, where naming said celebrity  would result in a lawsuit, giving no names but mild clues to the celebrity's identity in the latest gossip.",blind item,Kevyn,"[u'#gossip', u'#perez hilton', u'#ted casablanca', u'#tabloids', u'#gossip columnists']",237,99,"January 03, 2006"
"A way of determining who has to do a task, such as close a door or turn off a light after everyone is seated.  To call 'nose goes', you simply place your index finger on your nose, and say ""nose goes"".  The last person to call 'nose goes' has to do the task.",nose goes,Hannah M.,"[u'#fives', u'#dibs', u'#save', u'#reserve', u'#seatback']",923,1559,"January 03, 2006"
"feeling dumb or stupid after something happens.
 see also crunchy.",salty,International Bad Boy,[],61,147,"October 18, 2004"
"A tool used among friends to retain possession of a certain seat. As the name suggest, fives only works for five minutes. After standing up from his chair, the person announces ""fives"", and then can freely do what he needed to, and when he returns no one is allowed to take his seat during his absence.
 Powerful foe of, ""you move your feet, you loose your seat.""",fives,The Legendary Ironwood,[],1048,134,"March 27, 2005"
The act of shopping as an outlet for frustration and a reliever of stress.,Retail Therapy,Princess Juju Bunnie,[],1765,370,"February 19, 2004"
n. The ability to stay with a project and see it through to completion.,sticktoitiveness,G.W.,"[u'#synonyms: determination', u'#resolution', u'#will', u'#obstinancy', u'#drive']",244,77,"November 20, 2005"
Being so wasted that you have no recollection of a long period of time.,time traveling,Getz,[],354,196,"December 23, 2003"
"Similar to owned and pwned. To prevail heavily over an opponent in some form of competetive sense, such as a verbal argument or physical confrontation; mostly used in a one word sentence fragment.",sonned,nxm,[],355,196,"December 16, 2003"
"When something is just too ridiculous, it's ridic. Also see ridonkulous and ricockulous.",ridic,NaTasha**,"[u'#ridiculous', u'#insane', u'#like whoa', u'#crazy', u'#outrageous']",63,182,"December 19, 2005"
"Something that spoils or ruins an otherwise enjoyable event, esp. when in relation to ruining a drunken or drug-induced high.",buzzkill,Bart Wilkins,[],1833,398,"March 25, 2003"
"As a verb, it is used to describe a future action in which one exceeds the normal outcome.  For example: If you are about to  eat more food than average, you might say ""I am going to get big in the kitchen.""  Can be used in a variety of ways: in reference to eating, fighting, taking a test, anything. ",get big,bro-zeph,"[u'#kill', u'#pwn', u'#brutal', u'#eat', u'#slam']",138,97,"November 18, 2005"
"Someone who yearns for the the way things were ""Back In The Good Old Days"" and automatically assumes that way on which they imprinted was the-way-it-should-be. Bitgods are not always incorrect in that belief -- but they are autonomic about it and haven't thought it through. The word is the acronym for ""Back In The Good Old Days"".",Bitgod,jeff angus,"[u'#nostalgia', u'#criticism', u'#mourning', u'#illusions', u'#autonomic behavior']",74,51,"October 30, 2005"
The aftermath of the Christmas celebrations.,Christmess,Eldarion,"[u'#christmas', u'#xmas', u'#happy holidays', u'#santa', u'#christmas dinner']",210,66,"December 24, 2005"
"Santa's cry, or three prostitutes.",ho ho ho,Tom Thirwall,[],3253,201,"August 30, 2003"
a shopper at a supermarket/ store that checks out at the express line when they clearly have more items than the maximum. this makes everyone behind them wait.,expresshole,Anonymus R,"[u'#asshole', u'#ungrateful', u'#annoying', u'#stupid', u'#ignorant']",199,55,"December 04, 2005"
A tool or technique that makes some aspect of one's life easier or more efficient.,lifehack,JRob,"[u'#life hack', u'#lifehacker', u'#lifehacking', u'#slacker', u'#hack']",305,148,"December 06, 2005"
"in a restaurant, to go or ala carte",with legs,bw,[],48,105,"December 04, 2004"
No Strings Attached,NSA,Anonymous,[],3482,1026,"July 12, 2003"
Eavesdropping on a conversation that you have no business hearing.,earjacking,chaniqua,[],1254,204,"June 28, 2005"
"When an elder member of the human race doesn't feel the need to wait in line. (usually a buffet of some type)  Either because their time is running out, or they have given up on any social grace.",eldercut,Daren Strange,"[u'#elder cut', u'#old person cut', u'#granny cut', u'#grampy cut', u'#prune cut']",213,49,"December 05, 2005"
Drinking alcohol so as to have some excuse at a later date for the actions you might get into.,safety buzz,conradical dogger,"[u'#safety buzz', u'#mistake', u'#drinking', u'#excuse', u'#trouble']",778,88,"December 06, 2005"
"As an art movement, lifestyle, or literature and film genre, kitsch is pleasingly distasteful. It's melodramatic, overdone, gaudy and tacky or sentimental and folksy. It's so bad that it's cool. Your cat might attack it, but it's hot.
And, no, Martha Stewart and Jerry Springer are NOT bad enough to be kitsch. At all. Paris and Nicole though...",kitsch,Avant-Garde Hero,[],548,147,"August 15, 2004"
"the morning after hippies or member of the 60's counter culture have made tie dyed t shirts, candles, or prayer flags",hippie christmas,dp9,[],988,1643,"May 08, 2004"
"(n) A nightmare that is derived directly from your place of employment, including your job, co-workers, duties and/or responsibilities while on the job. ",workmare,Pat H,"[u'#workmares', u'#work-mare', u'#workmair', u'#nightmare', u'#night terror']",186,41,"November 02, 2005"
"A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
 Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
 A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
 A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.",dead drop,rubberroom,"[u'#deaddrop', u'#spies', u'#dealers', u'#meetings', u'#signals']",251,32,"December 01, 2005"
"Droplifting is the opposite of shoplifting; it involves leaving a product or item in a shop, rather than taking one.  It has been used by artists and musicians to promote their work for free, whilst some people use droplifting to make political or economic statements. (for example by altering shop's products and then returning them)",droplifting,PH,"[u'#droplifter', u'#droplifted', u'#shoplifting', u'#shoplift', u'#droplift', u'#shoplifted']",2589,631,"December 03, 2005"
An awkward moment of silence when no one has anything to say which occurs after seven minutes of conversation.,seven minute silence,Humpty,[],123,45,"December 28, 2003"
"The act of making an unusual face while playing the guitar.  The look typically resembles a look of pain, intense ecstacy, or sometimes even plain old gas.",guitar face,kingnuthin,"[u'#guitar', u'#guitar solo', u'#weedling', u'#soloing', u'#guitarface']",1332,160,"November 22, 2005"
A contraction of mad awkward.  Can be used as an interjection in situations that are very awkward,madawk,JakeStar,"[u'#mad', u'#awkward', u'#mad awkward', u'#awk-award', u'#mad-awk']",43,177,"November 28, 2005"
"When you hang up the phone without indication.  Typical people will give some indication the conversation is over, ""see you later,"" good bye,"" ""talk to you soon,"" etc.  But as Hollywood movies have taught us, this is not necessary.  When you are finished with what you have to say, hang up.",hollywood hangup,blueck,"[u'#holywood', u'#hollywoodhangup', u'#hang', u'#up', u'#holly', u'#wood']",340,57,"November 22, 2005"
"An exclamation that, when uttered in conjunction with taking an object, immediately transfers ownership from the original owner to the person using the word regardless of previous property rights. ",Yoink,Anonymous,[],3027,384,"October 09, 2002"
"1. Too eager to get something (especially play)
2. Desperate",Thirsty,Giddy,[],6738,2930,"December 03, 2003"
Another name for a US Twenty Dollar Bill; US cash demonination featuring President Andrew Jackson - equivalent to twenty Franklins or four Lincolns.,Jackson,T Wade,"[u'#cash', u'#bucks', u'#dough', u'#twenty', u'#money']",129,199,"November 23, 2005"
"Jukebox sabotage is a form of implanting one's own music into another person's mind by singing or whistling a tune around that person. If successful, that person will then begin whistling or singing your song minutes later.",Jukebox Sabotage,Christopher G.,"[u'#music', u'#whistling', u'#songs', u'#sing', u'#whistle', u'#sabotage']",135,71,"November 21, 2005"
"Slang for the phrase, ""Did you eat yet?"" Native to Philadelphia and its suburbs.",djeetyet,Sir Gary Ramadan Powers,"[u'#djeetyet', u'#jeet', u'#djeet', u'#ju', u'#eat', u'#djeetyt']",126,140,"November 28, 2005"
"The state of anticipating or expecting sexual intercourse from a social encounter, be it a date, a party, or a booty call. It describes a period of optimistic waiting that is just shy of a sure thing.",sexpectation,Talmanes,"[u'#booty call', u'#sex', u'#pun', u'#anticipation', u'#sure thing', u'#get some']",478,60,"November 15, 2005"
"ADHD stands for attention deficit somethingk.  Hey! I spelled something wrong.  Haha.  Hey look a squirrel.  Wait, what am I doing here again?  Omigawd my elbow itches.  Wonder what's on tv?  I like Jennifer Lopez.  I hate kumquats.  I really love urbandictionar.....where was I again?",adhd,binary132,[],4324,1200,"December 05, 2004"
"One who always ditches, or ""flakes,"" hence the name dandruff; usually for an insufficient reason, getting the hopes up of friends and family and ditching them for materialistic sluts.",Dandruff,PGP805,[],820,226,"February 09, 2004"
"What Adam Carolla says at the end of his show ""Too Late with Adam Corolla"" to sound cool. It means thank you in hawaiian.",mahalo,meso compound,"[u'#thank you', u'#too late with adam corolla', u'#loveline', u'#adam corolla', u'#loser']",109,198,"November 03, 2005"
The feeling of exhaustion one feels after Thanksgiving dinner - due to the large amounts of tryptophan ingested through overeating.,tryptophan coma,chickenjulie,"[u'#coma', u'#exhaustion', u'#triptophan', u'#thanksgiving', u'#overeating']",86,83,"November 18, 2005"
Stuffed from eating after a big meal.,fat as a tick,E-Rock,[],58,92,"December 07, 2004"
The day after Thanksgiving in the U.S. It's traditionally the busiest shopping day of the year (and sometimes considered to be the beginning of the Christmas season). A.K.A.: Green Friday,black friday,Jem Graves,"[u'#green friday', u'#shopping holiday', u'#thanksgiving shopping', u'#shopping', u'#blackfriday']",872,380,"November 22, 2005"
"This happens when a dating couple try the long-distance relationship thing when they go off to university or college in September. Typically, when Thanksgiving rolls around and everyone goes home for the holiday, someone gets dumped. Hence the turkey drop.",turkey drop,JK,[],518,87,"October 03, 2004"
A way to quit smoking.  Just by simply not smoking and not using any products to help you with the process.  Usually is extremely painful and freaking annoying as hell.,Cold Turkey,kiss.de.mort,[],754,280,"March 16, 2005"
"n. Neo-geek terminology for visiting the bathroom, especially when interrupting a meeting/gathering/workflow.
v. performing bodily functions",bio break,Peanutgnome,"[u'#piss', u'#urination', u'#bowel movement', u'#pee break', u'#tinkle']",361,115,"October 18, 2005"
"To have ""game"" is to attract people of the opposite sex.  Game recognize game is when a person who has game, can see it in another, like a playa knows another player when he sees one.",Game Recognize Game,Jonathan Dack,[],570,300,"October 22, 2004"
"The internationally-recognised time to start any homework that has been assigned for one's weekend.  This includes (but is not limited to) math problems, lines, essays, papers, presentations, studying for exams, and take-home tests.
 Larger projects are usually assigned over a weekend because of the ""extra time"" it gives students.  This is amusing because students do not utilise this extra time, instead choosing to begin work on at the very end of the weekend.
 In some cases, Sunday afternoon is better stated as Sunday evening.  
 See also the eleventh hour.",Sunday afternoon,Lady Chevalier,"[u'#procrastination', u'#homework', u'#school', u'#college', u'#assignments', u'#teachers', u'#professors']",408,89,"November 06, 2005"
"To use the thesaurus for every second word in order to make yourself sound smarter or to take up space and make an essay longer.
 Teachers see past it very quickly if you are a dumbfuck and can't tell him what half the words in your essay mean, when questioned.",Thesaurused,Hayat Neralcm,"[u'#teachers', u'#essay', u'#thesaurus', u'#education', u'#school']",152,24,"November 08, 2005"
"1) An elf from the Harry Potter series that has to obey its master and do whatever is asked of it. It can only become free if master presents it with clothes. (Some house elves work in the Hogwarts school kitchens.)
 2) Someone who listens to everything that his parents tell him to do, even bogus things like ironing a bunch of clothes, vaccuming a car he doesn't drive, fixing vegetables, etc. Some house elves have cell phones that go off at random times, always from the parent asking him to do a task, and because of his house elf nature he is forced to obey.",House Elf,Lynese,[],169,125,"July 30, 2005"
"Similar to daydreaming, zoning out usually involves obscure subject matter such as how toothpicks are made or what will happen when squirrels take over the world. Common among, but not imited to, those with ADD or ADHD.",zoned out,MandyM,"[u'#happy place', u'#zoned', u'#zoning out', u'#add', u'#adhd']",444,163,"November 16, 2005"
Where one pulls out their collar so that it faces upwards instead of folded inward; a sign that they are a str8 up pimp,pop the collar,Skario,[],271,322,"April 30, 2004"
A very large number or amount of.  A close synonym of grip of.,gang of,Nick D,"[u'#grip of', u'#grippa', u'#hella', u'#metric shitload', u'#shitload', u'#metric fuckton']",142,60,"November 03, 2005"
"All engineers, especially ones that hang out and look at computer dating services all day. A person who uses scientific knowledge to solve practical problems.",enginerd,K,[],57,174,"November 30, 2003"
"Using a blog to broadcast something slanderous, disrespectful, scandalous or embarrassing about someone.  ",blogsmack,Trish Smith,"[u'#insulting blogs', u'#blograge', u'#blog comments', u'#blog feedback', u'#blogsecution']",115,40,"November 10, 2005"
"Military slang for Ensign or Second Lieutenant, who wear a Golden Bar as their rank insignia.",Butter Bar,FinalEnemy,"[u'#butter bar', u'#military', u'#army', u'#leiutenant', u'#marine', u'#navy', u'#air force']",988,279,"November 06, 2005"
"A common phrase in response to anything that needs doing or has been done.  Often used even when the task is not ""too easy"".  It becomes contagious.",too easy,Bennnno,"[u'#all over it', u'#to easy', u'#no problem', u'#easy', u'#not a problem']",172,74,"November 04, 2005"
"A term coined in the 70's by writer and former school-teacher John Holt. Used to describe the practice of an individual who does not attend school- instead choosing to travel, write, play, run, build things, volunteer, and learn about the world free of grades, subjects, periods and ""school hours"".
 ",unschooling,commanderwaffles,"[u'#unschoolers', u'#liberty', u'#self-education', u'#freedom', u'#learning']",446,218,"October 29, 2005"
"A slight hand gesture used to wave for prolonged periods of time (like during a parade)or as a casual non-verbal greeting to friends.  With the arm bent at the elbow, the waver turns their wrist back and forth exposing the front and then the back of the hand in a single motion. ",parade wave,Hackermom,"[u'#greeting', u'#wave', u'#nod', u'#hand gesture', u'#hello']",2500,1668,"November 02, 2005"
"Adjective describing someone who is in a very lazy mood. Does not want to get up from the couch, or does not want to disturb what they are doing.
 Also, lack of excitement which can lead to a buddahlike state of bliss.",fat on the couch,D Clem,"[u'#lazy', u'#worthless', u'#lethargic', u'#sloth-like', u'#ant: perky.']",80,95,"November 01, 2005"
A slang word for paranoia.,noids,nooneofanyimportance,"[u'#paranoia', u'#paranoid', u'#scared', u'#high', u'#freaking out']",82,110,"November 01, 2005"
"A term, especially in art, used to characterize something that is characteristically self-referential.
 ",meta,Dara L,"[u'#metaphysical', u'#cuh-razy', u'#fucked up', u'#indie', u'#ironic']",4818,1397,"October 23, 2005"
When someone is really mad at you so they yell your first and middle name.(v),middle-named,Chesmerelda,"[u'#middle-name', u'#two-named', u'#full-named', u'#in-trouble', u'#yuppers']",240,93,"November 01, 2005"
One who types really loudly and obnoxiously and seems as if they are beating the keyboard. One who slams their fingers on to each key that you could hear them type from two doors down.,Keyboard Attacker,CCA,"[u'#loudtyper', u'#keyslammer', u'#boardbeater', u'#the person sitting next to you in the room', u'#your friend', u'#or even you!']",324,138,"October 29, 2005"
"abstract noun. Anything that is considered good, or beneficial, to the subject. Anything that is currently hip, chic, or in fashion at the time.",Jump Off,Ashish,[],41,134,"November 14, 2003"
A significant or notable event.,for the books,hipster,[],291,72,"April 13, 2004"
"New England slang that adds emphasis. Synonymous with really, very and hella.
 To describe how great something is: ""This car is wicked cool!""
To show aggravation: ""This fucking guy is a wicked asshole!""
To show frustration: ""That guy is wicked slow!""
To show amazement: ""Wow, that game is wicked awesome!""
To describe a person: ""She's a wicked bitch!""
To describe the weather: ""Man, it's wicked hot out here!""
To emphasize feelings: ""That story made me wicked sad!""
To exaggerate your point: ""That took a wicked long time!""",Wicked,C. Wallace,[],3601,2524,"May 20, 2004"
When you do something that you can't take back or reverse(i.e. as in you can't un-ring that bell).,rung bell,flacker,"[u'#irreversible', u'#unchangeable', u""#can't go back"", u'#non-altered', u'#iterate']",114,61,"October 21, 2005"
to use technology for the sole purpose of avoiding (human) contact,evoid,Lynne F.,"[u'#avoid', u'#electronics', u'#contact', u'#human', u'#technology']",335,88,"October 18, 2005"
"1. To be making money, generally a lot of it. 
2. To be on the clock at work.
3. Working in general
 words are commonly placed in between stackin' and loot. the words are reversable as well. for example.
stackin' mad loot
stackin' crazy loot
stackin' some loot
stackin' that loot
loot stackin'",Stackin' Loot,sherLocke,"[u'#money', u'#cheese', u'#chips', u'#loot', u'#cash']",178,83,"October 24, 2005"
Listening to or observing a mixed set of tracks. DJs and clubbers who tend to observe and analyze the method and sound of the DJ are known as trainspotters.,trainspotting,Aziz,[],86,169,"August 03, 2004"
"In reference to the novel character who relentlessly pursued the white whale, which is a metaphor for the unattainable or for what the searcher believes to be perfect. So playing ahab is searching for a specific elusive something among a vast group of the like.",play ahab,wagnebw,"[u'#chase', u'#obsess', u'#hound', u'#fixate', u'#preoccupy']",237,102,"October 18, 2005"
Somone who is always on a certain persons side. Always agrees with specified person. Laughs at stupid jokes person says just so they won't get made fun of by person.,co-signer,fasfdaf,"[u'#dick rider', u'#follower', u'#tape recorder', u'#clone', u'#back up']",82,146,"October 19, 2005"
Of or pertaining to geniune truth. That which is true on the basest level.,flat ass,kcardk,"[u'#really', u'#honestly', u'#truthfully', u'#realistically', u'#candidly']",427,253,"October 15, 2005"
A person who spends too much time on the Internet or the computer in general.,rasterbator,j2p,[],60,370,"September 09, 2005"
"A dog that lays on its back with all four legs in the air--like a dead cockroach--is commonly described as ""roaching.""",roaching,ECGM,"[u'#dog', u'#sleeping', u'#relaxed', u'#legs', u'#back']",2123,1184,"October 16, 2005"
"New Jersey slang for doing something well.  Similar to ""the best.""",so hard,illtac,"[u'#the best', u'#the most', u'#so well', u'#the greatest', u'#fucken owned']",198,114,"October 14, 2005"
"The nod of acknowledgement is a standard among guys as a way to let the person know that you see them, without having to resort to using words. Girls will generally not accept the nod of acknowledgement and opt for a wave of the hand and/or a smile, perhaps even accompanied by words. The nod of acknowledgement is a wordless conversation.
 The only acceptable response to a nod of acknowledgement is another nod. If you speak, you have broken the point of such a gesture.",nod of acknowledgement,David Fier,"[u'#nod', u'#acknowledge', u'#friends', u'#greeting', u'#wordless conversation']",1029,141,"October 17, 2005"
"Verb. To drink. Derived originally from tailgating before a sporting event such as a football game, it later became known as drinking before any gathering. It now refers simply to drinking, because any activity afterward is acceptable to drink for.",pregame,Samson III,"[u'#drink', u'#before', u'#early', u'#pass out', u'#do shots']",555,346,"October 16, 2005"
To drive 55 miles per hour.,double nickel,SAgent,"[u'#speed limit', u'#speeding', u'#cop', u'#slow', u'#drive']",119,155,"October 15, 2005"
"slang for ""not coming back""",ncb,sammit,"[u'#brb', u'#awol', u'#bbiab', u'#afk', u'#acronyms']",192,79,"October 05, 2005"
slang used by inner city teenagers to describe missing the bus,bus left,Jenn,[],69,277,"August 17, 2004"
"acronym: Good Sounding Bad Idea. An idea that sounds exciting or plausable, but upon further thought or execution is revealed to be astoundingly dumb and/or dangerous.",GSBI,skyywise,[],207,296,"May 26, 2004"
"An unusually strong fear of Iraq, especially its ability to manufacture and use biological, chemical, and nuclear weapons.  (A play on arachnophobia, an unusually strong fear of spiders.)",Iraqnophobia,JRob,"[u'#iraqnaphobia', u'#iraqniphobia', u'#militainment', u'#regime change', u'#shock and awe']",489,229,"October 05, 2005"
"A break up that eventually leads to the couple making back up. Hence, it is not a real break up, but a ""fake-up.""",Fake-up,JohnOB1,"[u'#fake-break-up', u'#relationships', u'#break up', u'#make up', u'#breaking', u'#making']",341,81,"October 06, 2005"
"A complete and total screw-up.  From President George W. Bush's infamous comment to FEMA chief Michael D. Brown while the latter was botching the federal response to Hurricane Katrina: ""Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.""",heck of a job,Sonobovich,"[u'#hell of a job', u'#brownie', u'#dubya', u'#george w. bush', u'#katrina', u'#new orleans', u'#snafu', u'#fubar', u'#fema', u'#gigli']",673,233,"October 04, 2005"
"1. Feeling like you have been extremely busy and you have no time for anything fun any more but never accomplishing anything. 
 2. A person who says that they cant do anything with you because they are busy but they dont actually have anything to do.",artificially busy,Jessy-ka,"[u'#fake', u'#busy', u'#avoiding', u'#lazy', u'#liar']",177,72,"October 06, 2005"
"n. Advertisements posted on telephone poles, traffic lights, and other public areas.",street spam,JRob,"[u'#vertical litter', u'#bandit signs', u'#ad signs', u'#ad creep', u'#advertecture']",236,78,"October 04, 2005"
When you get sick from looking at a computer monitor.,monitor malaise,det.und,"[u'#ill', u'#monitor', u'#malaise', u'#mad', u'#sick']",52,80,"October 04, 2005"
"A Conversational Puma is a loud and opportunistic member of a conversation. The ""puma"" part comes from the person's tendency to ""pounce"" on you when you are trying to tell a story with loud interjections like ""NO WAY"" or ""I KNOW"". Though its debateable whether the conversational puma is truely interested in what you are saying or if he/she is just patronizing you, the story usually ends up being truncated for no other reason than to avoid being loudly interrupted.
 This word was recently pioneered on the radio program Loveline by Adam Carolla.",conversational puma,Skeeter McDougal,"[u'#adam carolla', u'#interruption', u'#interupting', u'#loud', u'#conversation', u'#rude', u'#annoying', u'#loveline']",224,74,"October 04, 2005"
"Used to illustrate a former time of life when badly poor.  Weighing Grams refers to low level cocaine dealers who sell low quantities, thus, being 'poor'. ",Weighed Grams,Biatch551,"[u'#grams', u'#ho', u'#cocaine', u'#cut', u'#bling']",41,75,"October 03, 2005"
"An interesting idea, story, or link. Referred to as blog fodder when your first reaction is to use it in your blog.",blog fodder,radiofox,[],88,31,"August 13, 2005"
"A quiet flatulent that makes its presence known by a foul odor; ""silent but deadly""",SBD,Ric Dog,[],795,256,"June 06, 2003"
"Function: noun
 1. Describes the sound made by a trombone to illustrate a depressing statement, action, or moment. ""Wah waah"". Pioneered on the SNL skit Debbie Downer.",sad trombone,Alana Post,"[u'#debbie downer', u'#downer', u'#wah waah', u'#snl', u'#sound effect']",112,528,"September 30, 2005"
to put your fists up to fight ,shoot the five,StopSnitching,"[u'#throw da hands', u'#fist fight', u'#get it popping', u'#lets fight', u'#throw ya hands']",53,57,"September 30, 2005"
A person or persons overly concerned with safety in every situation. ,safety police,loki,"[u'#safety', u'#police', u'#danger', u'#risk management', u'#mercedes']",158,47,"September 27, 2005"
"K-rad literally means 1000 times rad, just as a kbyte or kilobyte refers to around 1000 bytes.
 K-rad was made popular in the 1980s by computer hacker circles. The word 'rad' reffered to a radical act performed by a hacker which deserved congratulations.
 The term k-rad originated around the same time people started talking in numbers l1k3 th15. This type of language first started apearing on BBSes and FTP warez sites.",k-rad,listen.to/petecrane,[],337,173,"March 03, 2003"
The only suffix to your name that you can have that succeeds PhD.,@gmail.com,BossMC,[],665,308,"March 06, 2005"
"Fake blog, a website pretending to be a blog but actually the creation the mainstream media, or professional political operatives.",phlog,Randy Trevor,[],96,111,"March 06, 2005"
"Not Safe For Work. Used to describe Internet content generally inappropriate for the typical workplace, i.e., would not be acceptable in the presence of your boss and colleagues (as opposed to SFW, Safe For Work).",NSFW,The Internet,[],8197,1403,"September 12, 2003"
"A psychological condition which causes paranoia centered around persons with increased sexual desire. See also hornophobic, hornophobe",hornophobia,Demoteus,[],232,123,"September 09, 2005"
"3 meanings:
1. a cool person
2. to signify agreement
3. to signify something is good",safe,Kurt,[],1766,457,"December 02, 2003"
to interrogate needlessly under the pretext of defending against terror,interrorgate,Michael Rodent,[],90,99,"August 25, 2005"
"(n.) in rap, one verse or ""sixteen"" lines",16,Shizz,[],482,336,"August 09, 2004"
The unwelcomed and unsolicited advice given to someone.,assvice,Dooneybug,[],243,71,"May 03, 2005"
a BMW 745,quarter to eight,Big Al,[],159,178,"September 19, 2003"
"A car that passes you on the freeway driving much faster than you (and the speed limit).  By pacing this car at a distance, speed traps along your route will catch the other driver instead of you.",cop cleaner,robzilla,[],273,41,"August 29, 2005"
"a rim and tire making company. mainly known in the south for the white wall tire with the a yellow stripe. also referred as ""ridin on mustard and moyonaise""",vogues,x,[],357,166,"August 21, 2004"
" a clean looking clear coat on a paint job, making the car appear wet. ",drippin stains,russell lewis,[],44,118,"August 31, 2005"
"Although not promoted by public schools, it is the most popular study technique of high school students, typically used minutes before a test.",prayer,Channing,[],1112,410,"January 02, 2005"
President of the United States,POTUS,Ludlow,[],588,262,"July 30, 2005"
"When one pretends to sleep for any reason, possibly so they don't have to do something, to get attention, or to find out gossip and secrets. Very useful for finding out information you might not be supposed to know.",Nap fraud,Hayley Hogsworth,[],267,43,"July 30, 2005"
n: a person who is an easy laugh. A laugh whore will typically laugh at all of your jokes just to gain acceptance from you. You don't mind it because it makes you feel better about yourself. Usually has a mildly obnoxious laugh to go along with his/her hair trigger laugh reflex.,laugh whore,MarcosR,[],285,54,"August 25, 2005"
"The term used when you call someone and they hit the ignore button on their cell phone, to avoid speaking with you. 
 The term originates with Nextels because they have a side button to do that.
 You know you've been side buttoned if it rings for a shorter time than usual before going to voicemail.",Side Buttoned,Li Hibbs,[],357,114,"August 21, 2005"
"A parting phrase, in good manner",Peace,Kri,[],3238,506,"November 20, 2002"
unimportant; trivial.  how the events that happened on 9/10/01 compared to the events that happened on 9/11/01.,september 10th,whodey,[],133,272,"June 13, 2004"
to mark the end of a conversation and your departure. opposite of word up,word out,Shells,[],558,130,"April 21, 2004"
when you have alot of stuff to fit in a little space like packing a suitcase or filling a trunk of a car with bags.,tetris it,Bobby Habibi,[],507,140,"August 12, 2005"
"the coolest, freest, and yet deepest music humans have ever made",jazz,David Le Ber,[],1536,294,"September 04, 2003"
A wish or desire accompanied by confident expectation of its fulfillment.,Hope,HT,[],831,410,"January 26, 2004"
"(1) slang: to disrespect someone (to diss); to make fun of someone; used by a third party after a first party makes fun of a second party. Brought back to life by the ever-popular That 70's Show.
 (2) slang: to smoke marijuana or any other drug used with fire, to get high. see burn out  (3) verb: to char or scorch something using fire",burn,THE ALL KNOWING AMY,[],1676,463,"May 05, 2004"
1. Someone who is using thier neighbor's/hotel across the road's wi-fi internet.,internet hobo,Ramiel Rowe,[],354,110,"August 07, 2005"
"Australian/Kiwi slang, for a female.",sheila,john,[],1513,352,"March 05, 2004"
Three days off in a row.,72,Phakebox,[],268,143,"August 05, 2005"
"An awkward situation in which two pedestrians, who are on a collision course with each other, are repeatedly unsuccessful in averting one another. As one person moves to their right, the other person moves to their left and vice versa. Each time they attempt a new maneuver, the frustrated pedestrians find themselves confronted by their counterpart. To the casual observer, these two people may appear to be dancing, but in reality, they both just want to get on with their lives.
 These encounters are far less common in Europe – especially in Germany, where the government enforces pedestrian decorum through a stringent ""bear right"" policy. Pedestrian face-offs have been known to last upwards of ten seconds.",pedestrian face-off,The Raging Bull,[],270,31,"July 29, 2005"
"The ham sandwich can be invoked as a defense for someone who feels wrongfully accused.  This comes from the saying that a good prosecutor could indict a ham sandwich, thereby pointing out that one should not presume the indicted is guilty.",ham sandwich,Mitch Monmouth,[],71,112,"July 31, 2005"
"To unintentionally drive a common route.  To turn on the mental autopilot and arrive toward a location other than your desired destination.  For example, if you set out to drive to the store, but after a few minutes find that you are halfway to your place of work.",driving the bus,Don G,[],77,49,"July 25, 2005"
"A phrase used to attract attention to a fact or piece of information to the room at large, everyone in the area or around you etc. Derived from note to self, except that it serves as a reminder/informer of information to a group of people instead of the speaker alone.",note to crowd,Stevie RC,[],54,30,"July 22, 2005"
"Cubular describes anything which is ""cool"" in a ""business-geek"" office-context.  Often used ironically.  This is a term derived from ""cubicle"" and the surf-slang ""tubular.""",Cubular,James Barringer,[],29,59,"July 29, 2005"
"To pay little or no attention to your alcoholic beverage, letting it sit idle, while you pretend to nurse it.",babysit,Walker Kellogg,[],341,131,"July 25, 2005"
"a slang term for federal government law enforcement agencies such as the FBI, ATF, and IRS.",alphabet boys,vespa62GS,[],768,136,"July 20, 2005"
"Crayons, usually a classic crayola 8 pack",sticks,veejay,[],31,73,"June 04, 2005"
"Commonly used in rap battles, it means to take what somebody said against you and to use it against them.",flip the script,P. Noland,[],431,284,"July 18, 2005"
"What happens when, on the phone or instant messenger, someone needs to go (or fakes needing to go to end the conversation) and says ""bye"" (or a variant, or an IM shortening of it like 'cya').
The other participent says ""bye""--or something-- The original person says ""bye""/whatever again, and the other one responds. This can go on for minutes or longer until someone--or their parent--puts their foot down.",bye loop,go knights,[],99,37,"July 14, 2005"
"same as ""too much information"" TMI",overshare,Jim,[],161,36,"December 14, 2003"
Pawned is something old and/or bald people say by mistake instead of pwned when trying to sound young and hip.,pawned,Ethan P.,[],83,257,"July 11, 2005"
Airliner lingo for someone with children.,checked baggage,mabelmundane,[],29,49,"July 18, 2005"
Someone who is constantly calling the police for the most ignorant or tedious reasons. Typically calls when no emergency exists.,frequent flier,MB Mart--z,[],41,37,"February 05, 2003"
"A retort that means, ""What you've just said is plainly not true, although I certainly wish it were.""",If only,Doctor Whom,[],120,48,"July 15, 2005"
"A ""hidden"" secret in the Rockstar game ""Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas"" that allows players to play sex mini-games. This fiasco has resulted in the game being rated AO (Adults Only) and pulled from the shelves of most all game stores.",Hot Coffee,R* Supporter,[],68,39,"July 21, 2005"
n. A garment to which you are particularly attached due to its acting as something of a lucky charm when it comes to wooing the opposite sex (pulling).,pulling shirt,keyshaw,[],96,42,"July 19, 2005"
"Birth/given name. Not a nickname(s), a porn star name, or secret identity.",governor name,J-Unit,[],30,77,"July 20, 2005"
"The type of large, non-flat, see-through plastic lid used to cover Slurpees and various iced coffee drinks that allows for wide spill-over of whipped cream and other edible, non-liquid material.",biodome,Brett W.,[],299,85,"July 19, 2005"
"1. (verb) to make smalltalk with someone with the single intention of softening them up for a later seduction attempt. To put in some ""ground work"".
 2. (noun) the metaphorical implement with which one carries out a spading operation",spade,snookums,[],157,203,"July 19, 2005"
When more people than there are seatbelts are shoved into a car. When people have to sit on the floor or on each other.,To clown car it,Brother Joe,[],266,99,"July 18, 2005"
Singular or plural reference to cigarettes.,snout,eon,[],129,150,"January 09, 2003"
"Derived from highway, it means a path in a crowd where many people pass through, e.g. on parties. One should use crowdways to go from point A to point B to annoy the least possible amount of people.",crowdway,relix,[],204,111,"July 17, 2005"
Slang for someone who is very rich (has a lot of money) or someone who has a lot of possessions,filthy,whose?your?daddy,[],30,92,"July 15, 2005"
Parking up close to the venue being visited.,Rock Star parking,M Silvey,[],576,86,"July 11, 2005"
adj. - That person who flashes you with their brights even though your brights aren’t on.,flashole,Wheeliegonebad,[],219,64,"July 11, 2005"
The air you breathe inside a casino. Casino air is highly oxygenated and causes you to have high energy. The effects of alcohol and other substances is enhanced. You'll never get tired of living on casino air.,casino air,ebro,[],142,77,"July 15, 2005"
"doing well, rockin', beating everyone else",poopin,Allie Weber,[],49,382,"May 24, 2005"
"refers to a paint job, sound system, rims or anything else to do with a vehicle that comes standard with the vehicle.",factory,qdmasta,[],116,54,"September 02, 2003"
"A carsophagus is a pothole in the road that is so large that it tends to ""eat a car"".  This is a play (Spoonerism type) on the word ""sarcophagus"" which literally means ""body eater"".",carsophagus,Gregory V. Richardson,[],354,211,"July 03, 2004"
It's when you chat online for so long that you begin to use phrases like rofl and wtf in the real world. see also: chat syndrome,reality chatspeak,Tiller,[],103,61,"July 13, 2005"
"A place in line behind someone who is already in line.  See also, fronts.",backs,Downstrike,[],66,88,"December 23, 2004"
"one whose major knowledge base appears to have been garnered from Wikipedia and its related projects
 derived from googlectual",wikillectual,Elliott,[],211,43,"June 28, 2005"
(n.)  a social phenomenon wherein which a person acts as though he is on his cell phone in order to shield himself from uncomfortable situations.,cellular faux,evil little monkey,[],259,60,"July 10, 2005"
A defining moment when you know someone has gone off the deep end. Inspired by Tom Cruise's recent behavior on Oprah. Also see jump the shark,jump the couch,Melissa and Rebecca,[],1042,153,"July 08, 2005"
"The act of downloading more songs than one is actually planning to listen to.
 This is usually done by people wishing to raise the number of songs on their ipod in an attempt to seem cooler than they actually are.",ipod spamming,Borange,[],201,547,"July 05, 2005"
"A small change in one's online identity. Comparable to getting a haircut, shaving, or some other real life change in appearance.",ihaircut,Karlton Christopher Williams,[],43,67,"March 29, 2004"
a figurative drink representing a modality of thought. those who consume it are themselves consumed by the negativity which with they speak.,haterade,Lu Xiangshang,[],1975,314,"July 24, 2003"
"In in vernacular of mountain biking: right on, continue on, you are doing well, cool, etc.",ride on,mikwat,[],56,67,"May 20, 2004"
"A person who claims to like a band/artist/author etc... but infact can only name works, songs, band members etc... by searching for them on google.",Googlesearch Fan,NowImLost,[],54,58,"July 05, 2005"
"""You're a wuss.  Learn to deal.""
 An elaborated version of the sentiment is found in the phrasing:  ""Let me get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP.""  
 The proffering of a straw to aid ""sucking up"" abilities is generally considered more comical (read:  obnoxious) than simply telling a whiner to deal.  
 Can be used in any situation.",Let me get you a straw,Lady Chevalier,[],141,41,"July 03, 2005"
"Having your last drink of the night. 
Usually said three quarters of the way down a pint of beer, i.e., when you actually start to see the bottom of the glass.
From the expression “bottoms up.”",seeing bottoms,Mcgggggg,[],28,50,"June 28, 2005"
"What you say after tearing someone up in a ""freestyle rap battle"" to signify that you have finished verbally bashing them.",end of rhyme,Brandon Sentell,[],57,70,"July 05, 2005"
The valuable insight that comes during the long drive home.,carspective,rizz to the slizz,[],212,82,"July 05, 2005"
"Referring to the S on Superman's chest.  When someone walks around like they got a s on their chest, they walk around like nothing can harm them or like they're invincible or something.",s on my chest,Catherine,[],1861,426,"October 09, 2003"
"A phrase used by soldiers to express displeasure with Army regulations, chain of command, piss poor planning, etc.",whatthefuck@us.army.mil,just another pawn,[],580,467,"March 15, 2005"
blown off; rejected; deliberatly singled out; abandoned for reasons unknown.,Deaded,Armando,[],694,171,"August 16, 2004"
"A person who uses unnecessarily large amounts of gasoline to move from point A to point B, typically found driving SUV's (Sport Utility Vehicles)",gashole,RickHard,[],661,167,"June 28, 2005"
Used in a conversation to emphasize a point.,AOL Keyword,Houman,[],312,497,"June 24, 2005"
"Named after the play in basketball, it means to agressively put the moves on, or to hit on someone. To not give up on trying to get someone until you actually get them.",Full court press,Serra,[],271,97,"November 10, 2003"
"Aspiring to be a higher class than one is.  Derived from bourgeois - meaning middle/upper class, traditionally despised by communists.",bougie,indi,[],5003,3296,"June 23, 2004"
"The pile of precariously balanced dishes in a dishrack that cannot be disturbed lest there be an avalanche of china, crockery, and silverware.",dish jenga,Midwest_Expatriate,[],428,103,"June 27, 2005"
An alarmer is someone who has an alarm that has gone off accidentally. Like a car-alarm or a house alarm. An alarmer who hasn't switched off their alarm is the worst kind. This is when the alarm just stays on continuously and you have to go somewhere else before it drives you crazy.,alarmer,Professor of new English,[],35,145,"June 22, 2005"
"Useless.  As would be a bag of pants, not fulfilling their function, but just hanging around in a bag.",bag of pants,Fridgemagnet,[],135,109,"June 18, 2005"
Eavesdropping on a conversation that you have no business hearing.,earjacking,chaniqua,[],1254,204,"June 28, 2005"
"Rooted in playground tradition. A fictional holiday, in which everything you do or say means exactly the opposite. Often used at the end of a sentence to negate what you just said.",Opposite Day,Dr. Michael yates,[],470,132,"January 17, 2005"
"Smiling artificially and excessively largely, as if a picture is being taken of you.",cheesin',"Walker, Seth, Ben",[],704,148,"February 09, 2005"
"Acronym for UnResolved Sexual Tension.
 Originated in the Australian TV series the secret life of us.",urst,Jessica,[],323,80,"March 10, 2005"
"1. the bird used as a symbol of the United States 
 2. A clothing store located in many different shopping malls. People buy stuff there.",American Eagle,Bean,[],1256,548,"December 02, 2004"
"1) being appropriate to a judge. relates to the administration of justice.
 2) something painfully amazing/wicked cool, absolutely laying down ""the law"" on someone (destroying them).",judicial,Theo,[],63,98,"December 17, 2004"
To go along with someone else's lie. To corroborate a lie. To cover for.,cosign,mandingoe,[],264,177,"January 18, 2005"
"This is how we say business casual friday around the office, because, you know, we have to abbrev everything.",bis cas fri,SMD,[],151,144,"August 21, 2004"
"1. A hat made from kitchen aluminum foil or other pliable metallic substance, with the supposed purpose of shielding the wearer's brain from mind control/surveillance by various supernatural or conspirital organizations.
 2. Pertaining to various supernatural or conspirital phenomena.",tinfoil hat,1Spectre4U,[],650,528,"August 12, 2003"
"We have already said (or know) everything worth saying about this subject. 
 Expansion of the contraction ""that's already been brought up."" 
 Variant: brought",broughten,mandingoe,[],123,306,"July 28, 2004"
"Parentnoia is the irrational fear parents have that their children are doing something wrong, or being hurt in some way.",parentnoia,Ian Reynolds,[],322,105,"June 07, 2005"
"Not safe for school, like NSFW, but not safe for school instead of work.",NSFS,Anuj Saraswat,[],187,122,"June 02, 2005"
"1) Done; Finished; Complete.
 2) Wasted; Intoxicated, from drugs and/or alcohol, to the point at which no more partying shall take place for the evening/morning.
 3) To be in over one's head; To be in a great deal of trouble, screwed.",donions,Deckman,[],203,116,"May 22, 2005"
The ability to do or be something without actually physically doing it.,by proxy,Ballet_Queen,[],428,182,"June 01, 2005"
"The theory that history and culture (i.e. fashion, music etc.) repeats itself every couple of decades.
 Its plausibility draws from the fact that most parents raise their children with the same ideas that their own parents asserted upon them.",retrograde revolution,Isabella,[],287,95,"June 02, 2005"
Means either tonight or tomorrow.,tonarrow,john bornberg,[],46,310,"June 04, 2005"
IMing someone as soon as they sign on.,buddy pounce,RaMDaY,[],348,94,"June 06, 2005"
A long and complicated email trail with dozens of CC's discussing a situation almost none of the recipients cares about.,emaelstrom,Jim Haungs,[],323,162,"June 01, 2005"
"A New York minute is an instant. Or as Johnny Carson once said, it's the interval between a Manhattan traffic light turning green and the guy behind you honking his horn.
 It appears to have originated in Texas around 1967. It is a reference to the frenzied and hectic pace of New Yorkers' lives. A New Yorker does in an instant what a Texan would take a minute to do.",New York Minute,RJB,[],2014,380,"December 15, 2003"
"Cool guy that has a fly ride, and can get bitches and weed in less than an hour.",pimp daddy,Pimp Juice,[],567,201,"April 19, 2004"
"A Phrase that one would put in front of a descriptive word to further emphasize the descriptiveness. 
 Refers to gratuity and excess.",Wild at,Jonathan L. Waldman,[],31,162,"June 02, 2005"
"When one person prematurely trys to open the passenger door on a vehicle while the driver simultaneously trys to unlock the door, causing it to relock and keep the passenger outside.",Lockblock,Stytches,[],694,68,"June 02, 2005"
"a profound state of buffoonery or oafishness characterized by pitiful performance or inability to complete menial tasks; When referring to an object, it indicates a laughable or rough appearance.",struggle,Fine Ass Belle Squeeze,[],75,170,"April 04, 2004"
"1 aka a real job; a job with heath insurance; as opposed to an internship or the wonderful world of retail 
 2 a primary job; a day job",job job,mandingoe,[],229,41,"June 06, 2004"
Screening a phone call. Deliberately not answering a phone call because you dont want to talk to that particular person.,droppin screens,A-Town Crew,[],115,107,"June 02, 2005"
"A nickname for a person (usually a girl) who exhibits no class (hence, Summer School).",Summer School,Caz,[],74,236,"July 25, 2004"
"1. The world outside the Internet.
2. The world outside the education system/academia.
3. The world as experienced by those who are not wealthy and have no friends in high places.",real world,informative,[],466,140,"July 09, 2003"
"The successful completion of four years of school, with passing grades. See also edumacate.",gradumacate,Kim,[],64,114,"August 08, 2004"
Infinity plus shipping and handling is similar to infinity plus one.  It stems from the idea that everything has shipping and handling tacked on when ordered.,infinity plus shipping and handling,Bryan B,[],165,105,"June 02, 2005"
To teach a lesson to.,schooled,The_Lion,[],419,147,"October 17, 2003"
"noun.  A crippling disease that strikes high school seniors.  Symptoms include: laziness, an over-excessive wearing of track pants, old athletic shirts, sweatpants, athletic shorts, and sweatshirts. Also features a lack of studying, repeated absences, and a generally dismissive attitude.  The only known cure is a phenomenon known as Graduation.",Senioritis,Joe C.,[],5536,762,"November 11, 2004"
"Life itself; knowledge (and wisdom)  gained by working for it, and not necessarily from a book.",school of hard knocks,tradesman,[],749,264,"June 15, 2004"
"Your Biological parents, or care takers. 
 Mom and Pop.",rents,BillyGoat,[],712,145,"November 14, 2002"
"short for ""keep it positive.""  to maintain a positive outlook.  used by emokids, skaters, etc",keep it posi,sanna,[],137,147,"May 28, 2005"
Somethng you consider totally awesome.,bang piece,tovah,[],54,214,"May 16, 2005"
"synonym to ""whatever floats your boat"" also meaning do whatever the fuck you want.",Whatever Humps Your Camel,Diannese,[],416,108,"May 27, 2005"
"1. finished, through, distroyed
2. drunk, high, wasted, ",done,Ira PkP,[],617,263,"June 27, 2003"
"1) somebody who works in or for the media who ensures that the public understands things from a certain perspective.    
 2) a radio station DJ, or MC at a club or event.",spin doctor,Bungalow Bill,[],3339,1167,"July 01, 2004"
"Used to break an akward moment, or just in times of boredom.  One simply yells emergency dance party and counts down from five and starts beat boxing.  Everyone there starts dancing for a period of about ten-thirty seconds.",Emergency Dance Party,Baba guy,[],823,220,"February 03, 2005"
Too Much Information - way more than you need/want to know about someone.,TMI,DocGonzo,[],3547,449,"October 08, 2002"
"Say this when you're breaking out the big guns.  When evertything you've tried has failed, and you're resorting to your emergency plan.  From breaking the glass of fire extinguishers to put out a fire.",break the glass,billie shakes,[],131,98,"May 22, 2005"
"1. Describing a totally whimsical and lovely state of mind or experience.
2. Having outstanding, superlative, or extraordinary qualities.
 Synonyms for Dreamy: gorgeous, fabulous, incredible, unbelievable, beyond expectations, out of the ordinary, amazing, delightful, surprisingly beautiful.",dreamy,bahrainz,[],354,129,"May 26, 2005"
A man who has a crush on another man without sexual attraction.,man crush,Duke,[],1395,365,"February 16, 2003"
"Angry; Irate; woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
 From the acronym Pissed Off At The Entire World. Pronounced poe-AH-too.",POATEW,Cherie Nelson,[],171,218,"May 14, 2005"
"to pilfer, to take something that one perceives as off-limits, especially as related to food or beverage consumption.",snarf,tad,[],485,425,"December 23, 2004"
"another term for a geek, nerd, dweeb.  Someone who does not fit in.
Refers to the kind of kid who got in trouble for eating paste in preschool activities.",paste-eater,handyman,[],106,138,"February 11, 2004"
"A term to ask what is the new occurances in the life of a friend, instead of ""what's up""
 See plain old white socks",what's with the socks,Kit,[],74,208,"November 06, 2004"
unenthusiastic; against,anti,Alifonte,[],78,112,"October 21, 2003"
"what someone would say after telling a joke or other humorous anecdote, and then getting deadpan looks and no verbal acknowledgement from the people listening.",tough crowd,hipster,[],381,82,"October 31, 2004"
"A person/conversation that continually forgets what was just asked, and the same question repeatedly comes up. Usually associated with a medicated person. (Also see circle talker)",circle talk,Gary aka G-MAC,[],115,67,"May 01, 2005"
A building which electronic signals (i.e. cellphone) cannot penetrate.,Death Star,Donger,[],347,178,"December 16, 2004"
What happens to you when you start nodding off and then you jerk your head back suddenly.  Happens a lot when staying on the computer too long.  Very dangerous if driving.,naplash,Leif,[],354,118,"April 07, 2005"
"aka.  Mid-youth crisis.  
 Refers to the numerous personal crises brought on by entering adulthood and being expected to become a responsible, productive member of society.  Characterized by first gray hairs/wrinkles, excessive drinking, hanging out with people who are younger in order to feel younger again only to end up looking creepy, extreme fear of all of these things.",quarter life crisis,Sunglasses,[],299,106,"May 11, 2004"
"Literally, ""Too long; didn't read""
 Said whenever a nerd makes a post that is too long to bother reading.",tl;dr,DisgruntledJoe,[],10961,2884,"November 20, 2003"
"The act of hitting on women while intoxicated.  
 Sometimes, when drunkenly talking to a woman and resting your arm on her table, the table will get knocked over.",knockin' over tables,L,[],96,129,"January 16, 2005"
"Plugging one nostril by placing the index finger on it while blowing out the other one in order to discharge nasal mucus on the ground.  The ""farmer snort"" is a quick, efficient way to blow your nose.  Unfortunately, it's also a quick, efficient way to guarantee you won't get a second date either.",farmer snort,Frank Klaune,[],147,83,"May 01, 2005"
"The kind of vehicle you own when you can't afford a car.
 Your feet.",Chevrolegs,Nick Berg's Head,[],564,115,"June 04, 2004"
The ice cube that ends up on the floor when you break a new tray of ice.,icescapee,John Moore,[],420,109,"April 24, 2005"
"1. an exclamation used when you want to punctuate/emphasize an obvious or insulting quip or action
2. an exclamation highlighting something you did not know until then
3. a personal reminder",note to self,Kommando,[],1935,614,"July 08, 2004"
"Respect and credability on the street.
 AKA. Sauce",juice,Ismality,[],3150,1314,"February 05, 2003"
An acronym for On Company Time.,OCT,SFP,[],212,131,"March 08, 2005"
"an abstract concept loosely affiliated with notions of the intended audience's maternal figure.
 normally expressed as an intended slight on said maternal figure. often serves as indication of the end of a conversation. ",your mom,BvO,[],4017,1276,"April 22, 2003"
verb.  To flee from an awkard situation or boring lecture.  Usually involves crossing in front of others or in some other way disturbing the peace and making an ass of onesself.,to ripcord,Charlotte,[],323,179,"April 21, 2005"
"The factor by which a male's hottness increases when he's in his uniform.  On a scale of one to ten, a uniform usually increases a guy's number by 2.  Can also be applied to non-military men in some uniforms.",military factor,Katie Holmes,[],1926,1106,"April 07, 2005"
"Urban American language. Not quite English, Not quite Spanish",Spanglish,Albert,[],1168,283,"February 13, 2003"
"An online advertising solicitation sent via an Instant Messenger program, usually containing a link to a website featuring services such as pornography, credit repair, or prescription drug sales. Like spam, these communications are often sent under the guise of being a message from a friend. The links enclosed may also be used to spread viruses.",spim,Dawn Davenport,[],194,69,"January 20, 2005"
Shamelessly endorses other websites by letting people add their sites to a great big list of sites.,search engine,Bastardized Bottomburp,[],48,71,"June 27, 2003"
"1) A woman (also affectionately called a bitch) who challenges the virility and dominance of a man by utilizing verbal abuse and/or by controlling social situations usually controlled by the men. 
 2) A woman who is so bitchin' and intelligent that most men fear openning their mouth in her presence, much less making a sexual advance.",ball buster,Mike,[],770,301,"November 21, 2003"
Sexy.  Used as an internet shortcut.,Sxc,scemonita,[],124,263,"February 20, 2003"
God's reality TV show.,Earth,ty,[],2864,542,"September 20, 2003"
"1. Tiger is a word said condescendingly by someone at least 1 year older than someone else, often but not exclusively by a retiree to a teenager. It makes fun of the younger person's energetic, unlearned, immature, vicious, aggresive, dynamic persona.
2. A good friend.
3. An Acquaintance.",tiger,Diego,[],603,220,"August 14, 2003"
"1) Finally kicking a POS boyfriend to the curb after a long and crappy relationship.  Usually to the relief of all friends and family.  
2) Single Status Female",sucka free,Barbarella,[],212,284,"March 18, 2005"
see ihaircut. When a person changes their online identity in some way.,ehaircut,Karlton Christopher Williams,[],85,191,"March 30, 2004"
A scheme engineered by one who is a lover of drama to suck a victim into a situation or succession of events in real life having the dramatic progression or emotional effect characteristic of a play.,drama trap,Alex,[],238,70,"November 01, 2004"
"The early 21st century drug of choice. A shared illusion, making its addicts think they have friends, a life, access to good information, and the critical thinking skills to form valid opinions. Fatal in large doses.",television,"Who, me?",[],1112,264,"August 18, 2003"
Did you just get the internet yesterday,DYJGTIY,Mystic,[],150,537,"July 08, 2004"
"Party promises are those ""plans"" you make at the end of social gatherings where one, if not both, promisers never actually intend on following through.",Party Promise,partee,[],496,75,"February 24, 2005"
It's uncomfortable and there's this big hot thing in the sky and there are other people that you sometimes have to talk to.,outside,Foggy,[],2224,230,"October 02, 2003"
Unsolicited physical contact.,body spam,partee,[],345,78,"April 02, 2005"
"n. being too stoned to get off of the couch
see: couchlocky",couchlock,cheryl-renee,[],1076,138,"March 03, 2005"
"noun.  A figurative place where someone is said to be or will be, if they are getting or expect to be getting hurt or beaten.",hurt locker,DG,[],312,245,"April 24, 2003"
"Get The Plates is phrase used when implying that someone or something has just been ""served"". Commonly used in high schools with many variations such as, ""Start handing the plates out"" and ""Get the plates cuz' you just got served""",Get The Plates,SerBSPeeD,[],141,131,"September 11, 2004"
"Having the qualities of a playground game of grab-ass, ie, totally chaotic and disorganized.",grabasstic,Serpent,[],150,69,"January 07, 2004"
"fake expensive watch as in, faux (french for fake)Rolex, faux-lex, folex
",folex,rick,[],320,101,"August 29, 2003"
"1. an attractive female, so hot that she is the large, front burner on the stove.",front burner,Bud E Love,[],109,139,"May 05, 2003"
"Flatulence forced from one's body in a pompous, self-satisfying manner, without regard to the consideration of others.",ego-fart,Josh Dingus,[],252,84,"December 02, 2004"
"adj. Of a cheesy, corny, and otherwise over-the-top feelgood nature.",cornball,Erin Dann,[],361,165,"October 17, 2004"
"The six refers to a grave, as in six feet under. 
The deep refers to the ocean. 
 Together we have a death at sea, where youre grave is much futher down than 6 ft. Today we just use it to say ""throw away"" or something like that.",deep six,el deepo sixo,[],129,255,"February 14, 2004"
The act of picking someone up.,chop,tecc,[],53,231,"July 21, 2003"
Abbreviation for naturally.,natch,Ofcourse,[],1948,544,"August 19, 2003"
All Day Funk - What you smell like at the end of the day since your last shower.,ADF,Nikki,[],95,150,"March 29, 2005"
A person that you mess with outside of a relationship that you are not serious about. In most cases; someone who dont know they are a Fuck Buddy.,slide,Shannie Joseph-Sharpe,[],119,204,"July 29, 2003"
"to give someone your telephone number, or to ask someone for their telephone number",do the math,xcamic,[],87,340,"April 28, 2003"
"Quirkyalone: n. a person who enjoys being single (or spending time alone) and so prefers to wait for the right person to come along rather than dating indiscriminately; relishing equal doses of solitude and friendship; attracted to freedom and possibility. Also adj.: The condition of being equally at home with singledom and being in a healthy relationship, undivided, whole. Of, relating to, or embodying quirkyalones.",quirkyalone,Jennifer,[],928,273,"December 16, 2003"
A term used by a frustrated person who believes he/she can ask the help of a higher power to make a traffic light turn green for him/her.  Originates from firemen who actually have the power to make the light turn green.,Green the light,Street Urchin,[],357,142,"April 06, 2004"
"(Orig. to enjoy or a word to compare two things.)
1. A term used by many junior high and high school students for having a crush.
2.(v.) same as ""said"" or ""spoke""
3.In some teenage girls, a word spoken in between each word in a sentence.",Like,Fatass,[],2686,505,"February 25, 2003"
"Can be used as a verb (Jonesing) or a noun (a jones). Describes a state in which one experiences strong desire or attraction, often of a sexual nature. Equiv. ""to fancy"" ""crushing on"" ""to want""",Jones,JediAndi,[],1511,693,"April 04, 2003"
"Horses wear blinkers. It stops them getting startled by movement in the peripheral vision. So to be described as blinkered means you are not open to other ideas, Single minded. Blinkered!",blinkered,Jonny Cottingham,[],107,224,"March 01, 2005"
When a celebrity falls into a trap of trickery cleverly devised by Ashton Kuscher so that he can wave his arms around and make his retro john deere hat fall off while going into a seizure from the most recent punk.,Punk'd,bzak,[],633,214,"October 28, 2003"
"short for ""good job lookin' out for ______ (me, us)
 Thanks.",good lookin' out,theunknowngl,[],161,266,"October 16, 2004"
"adj. scared, afraid, hesitant.",shook,kennethcowan.com,[],1080,207,"January 28, 2003"
"Used to draw the ""no sex/physical intimacy"" boundaries.  Generally used for people who have an agreeable personality but no sex appeal.  A nice way of saying ""I could never get on you.""",as a friend,Laura,[],368,70,"May 26, 2004"
"Obsessed or attuned to a particular thing, idea, or person to an unseemly degree. Always used in the pejorative.
 Seems to have originated in the Mid-Atlantic region (probably Southeast D.C.).",pressed,Yellowcandy,[],1091,324,"February 23, 2005"
"A hidden item placed in a movie, television show, or otherwise visual media for close watchers.
 Originates from the the 1975 movie ""The Rocky Horror Picture Show,"" when the cast had an Easter Egg hunt but most of the eggs went unfound.  They can be seen throughout the film in various locations (such as under Frank N. Furter's throne).",easter egg,Chuck,[],864,118,"April 15, 2004"
"v. to crash into and/or over a driver's side door(of a vehicle) while riding your bike. A painful biking experience
where two conflicting world-views collide.",doored,roger,[],358,107,"February 03, 2004"
"Tact exercised in an electronic environments, for example, when composing email, instant messenging, or weblogging (or commenting therein).",e-tact,Juan Franela,[],70,101,"February 23, 2005"
"To become enraged; to lose one's temper, clothing and power of coherent speech before embarking on a spree of violence and wanton destruction.  After the comicbook character who turned from an unregarded geek into a thundering green mass of unstoppable fury.",hulk out,marcata,[],2603,586,"August 14, 2003"
"The time of school year where college aged young adults and some high school students (In March or April) descend upon vacation resorts such as Cabo, Cancun, Miami, and other sunny locales to partake in much debauchery which usually results in hangovers, a burning sensation when urinating, strange discharge coming from various orifices, interesting pictures, and great memories!",spring break,metoo,[],736,209,"September 07, 2003"
"A business euphemism for ""the reason I'd like you to think I'm useful.""",value add,James Awkwards,[],144,94,"June 07, 2004"
When a secret or an important piece of information is confirmed safe with the person you have entrusted it with.,vaulted,Sahara,[],172,56,"June 20, 2003"
"Discrimination based not on race, gender, or religion, but rather on a disturbingly horrible iTunes music library discovered through a school or job network.
 Refers to the ""shared music"" feature available on iTunes in which one can browse the various music libraries of the co-workers or classmates in the network.  Often requires awkward explanation of why you have ""that song.""",Playlistism,Edwin,[],396,125,"January 23, 2005"
A vinyl record; LP.,wax,BeastieBen,[],781,346,"September 03, 2003"
"Could mean calling someone on their cell phone, but could also mean calling someone's pager or two-way.",hit me on the hip,fizzle,[],256,136,"April 17, 2004"
"Feeling usual associated with loss of something e.g. 'movie ticket, etc'.Feeling grows more intense closer to need of said item.",the fear,phatcatslimm,[],110,175,"March 06, 2004"
"A person who is between the age of 18 to 25 and even beyond, who have become a part of a distinct and separate life stage, a strange, transitional never-never land between adolescence and adulthood in which people stall for a few extra years, putting off the iron cage of adult responsibility that constantly threatens to crash down on them.",twixter,ricbax,[],332,79,"January 16, 2005"
phrase - refers to academic work of poor quality in which you are essentially daring your professor or teacher to give you a bad grade,academic chicken,Jean McSween,[],255,80,"January 17, 2004"
Mindless drivel spoken as if it were fact and backed up with plagarism and lies.,fwisdom,paul,[],379,228,"February 20, 2004"
"noun. a place or situation with the sole (stated or not stated) purpose of facilitating interaction of individuals for sexual/romantic activities. 
 The term draws parallels between real meat markets, where meat is hung up and displayed in plain view for people to look at, judge the quality of, and make decisions of whether to buy or not, and the atmosphere of many nightclubs/bars that are only seemingly in existance so individuals can display themselves to others for judgement and ""aquisition"", and likewise, size up and attempt to ""aquire"" others. 
 also used as an adjective to describe places possessing this quality. 
 see also ""meat market""",meatmarket,Olly J,[],250,54,"February 24, 2005"
"An exam in which the teacher makes so difficult the entire class fails.  He can then ""resculpt"" the class to give the kids he likes the higher grades and the kids he dislikes the lower grades, according to a bell curve.",putty exam,Street Urchin,[],354,181,"April 06, 2004"
"1. To have bashed or beaten someone. To get hurt badly.
2. Means the same as being busted.",dusted,Diego,[],57,99,"September 02, 2003"
The middle of a work week (Wednesday); used in the context of climbing a proverbial hill to get through a tough week.,hump day,Albert,[],5908,2020,"February 15, 2004"
Over The Top - as in something done outragously over what it needs to be. Compare gonzo.,OTT,Palfrey,[],615,100,"November 28, 2002"
"1.  Term of endearment, usually used by people having sexual intercourse with one another.
 2.  Exclamation, usually during sexual intercourse.
 3.  The direct consequence of sexual intercourse.",baby,Al,[],4201,1797,"October 12, 2003"
"to keep yourself real and true, to be honest and stick to the way you are, no matter what any one else thinks.",keep it 100,HightowerBrownSkinStar,[],2677,1043,"February 17, 2005"
to chat up,chirps,im a g,[],184,273,"August 16, 2003"
"(interjection) meaning ""false!"" or ""just kidding!""   Also see sie.  Antonyms: See forsooth or sooth",sike,Emilave,[],427,557,"January 15, 2003"
"1.something to say after being insulted/insulting someone
2.something to yell out randomly
3.something to say when you don't understand something. Usually follows ""your face"" and ""your mom"".",oh what now,Cassandra,[],197,340,"January 31, 2005"
"To make out with, or have sexual relations with someone you are not in a relationship with",Scam,chuck,[],142,488,"February 23, 2003"
Song that is stuck in your head,ear worm,maddogmary,[],887,222,"October 20, 2003"
"innactive, chillin', similar to the cool temperature of a light in a lamp that has not been used in some time.",cold lampin',Brian Gibson,[],249,380,"July 07, 2004"
To fall in love with someone at an inappropriate time or mistake a repeated hookup for a serious relationship.,catch feelings,Nick D,[],754,344,"January 09, 2004"
"An experience that is enjoyable because it stimulates the mind pleasantly, but doesn't actually make it work. Usually in reference to light and fluffy books, movies, TV shows, and other entertainment. Akin to eye candy.",brain candy,Evac156,[],484,79,"February 09, 2005"
"What office workers use when they are being the ""most productive"" at their jobs.",Internet anytime minutes,G Lo,[],324,153,"August 05, 2004"
"What the virtual is to cyberspace, the flesh and blood is to meatspace.",meatspace,lemonkey,[],201,402,"November 12, 2003"
Becoming so involved with a person that you become oblivious to the reality of the situation,caught up,Dan,[],846,211,"December 03, 2004"
"A phenomenon that occurs when you send an email to someone at the same time that they email you. Both of you then answer the other's emails and you go out of sync - creating two strands of conversation that occasionally cover the same ground.
 Quite irritating, but not really much you can do about it other than wait for the other person to get both mails and think that you aren't replying anymore.",Email Crossing,kreza,[],466,88,"November 04, 2004"
"To stare at something when you should naturally look quickly away from.
 Comes from the saying ""took advantage""",look advantage,some person,[],133,229,"August 01, 2004"
"v. to clown, clowning, clowned.  To laugh, make fun of, or find joy in a person or event.  Almost always used in a derogatory or degrading fashion.
 n. A fool or jester; someone that you laugh at or ""clown"" at.
",clown,thug4life,[],690,322,"October 04, 2002"
the act of engaging in intelligent and interesting conversation. Topics range from sex to nerdy subjects.,mental intercourse,John,[],696,137,"June 20, 2004"
A Milestone in a new relationship were both parties male and female feel at ease when breaking wind in front of one another thus getting quite accustomed to it.,Farting Terms,John Gaskell,[],585,147,"April 08, 2004"
Non Committal Make Out,NCMO,Steve,[],559,185,"April 02, 2003"
"A device for communicating with others needlessly. Day in. Day out. Whenever. Wherever. Good for holding up lines in stores, traffic, etc. Also the latest technology found in ghettos-overtaking the more common ""boom box"".",cell phone,Hooper,[],1243,328,"January 24, 2004"
"Define The Relationship.  When two people discuss their mutual understanding of a romantic relationship (casual dating, serious boyfriend, etc).",DTR,Courtney Hodges,[],2604,807,"March 09, 2003"
"a valentines day partner, someone to give and receive gifts from at school",val pal,anonymous,[],175,184,"February 15, 2004"
lose my number; don't call me; leave me alone.,miss me,trina,[],851,3507,"November 17, 2003"
to gradually die (literally or figuratively),circle the drain,Nick D,[],539,145,"September 25, 2003"
to return fire.,clap back,the mighty Ru,[],763,370,"March 20, 2004"
"Similar to a ""party foul."" Something caused by fate, that can't be altered.",charge it to the game,Anon,[],118,284,"October 17, 2003"
sex that wears trousers and a nice looking polo shirt to work and parties,casual sex,ma jones,[],2032,794,"May 18, 2004"
"literally ""fat Tuesday""; a festival day ending a period of celebration and excess; usually occurs mid to late February, sometimes early March. Immediately followed by Ash Wednesday and Lent. Traditional Mardi Gras celebrations are held in Mobile, AL and New Orleans, LA",mardi gras,Hackster,[],382,186,"March 04, 2004"
"Used to add emphasis to the ending of a phrase. Usually spoken with a slight pause prior to it, and with a deeper voice than normal.",dot com,Keens,[],422,370,"February 09, 2004"
A euphemism for tearing clothes off another person's body. Infamously used by Justin Timberlake during a super bowl halftime show where he tore the clothes of Janet Jackson.,wardrobe malfunction,kryo,[],482,424,"June 22, 2004"
A tricky situation which requires much effort to resolve.,can of worms,Albert,[],354,175,"February 14, 2004"
When you are on the phone with someone and someone else calls. The two people calling you enter call waiting face off.,call waiting face off,icedrake523,[],240,145,"October 07, 2004"
Word used to describe the successful act of attracting a person to such an extent that you would be able to snog or perhaps bone them if you so desired.,pull,Umbongo - England,[],1594,508,"March 30, 2003"
"A general greeting/acknowledgement to a public bus company employee when entering or exiting the vehicle.
Generaly heard around the South West of england, therefore add a gloucestershire accent for added emphasis",drive,Maddog,[],105,200,"May 22, 2004"
"to use an automatic weapon to fire blindy and rapidly, releasing a large amount of bullets at one time.",Spray,X Rod,[],507,163,"November 24, 2003"
to engage in flirtatious behavior with another; to crush on someone; to hit on someone,jocking,Anonymous,[],917,481,"May 22, 2003"
"1) to cause friction during intense situations 
2) an unnecessary contribution of verbal, physical, and/or emotional aggression",static,Alan King,[],532,242,"September 24, 2004"
"Abbreviation of ""no wuckin' furries"" which is a less vulgar derivative of ""no fuckin' worries"".
 Australian origin.",No Wukkas,in-effect,[],637,233,"July 06, 2004"
"A Nice Car , usually expensive.",Whip,Super D,[],3026,1440,"March 27, 2003"
to keep the body hair trimmed,manscape,Pinkenstein,[],864,273,"April 27, 2004"
"A person who can be spotted with the iconic white standard iPod earbuds in their ears.
 Derived from a combination of iPod and Pedestrian.",Podestrian,aelso,[],936,275,"January 19, 2005"
To play a vinyl record.,drop the needle,Trout,[],639,124,"October 01, 2003"
"The sound of a quick kiss when voice is also used.Also the sound of lips smacking in a kissing motion... MWAH.. especially expressive over distances of 10+ metres...one of the nicest sounds, very flirty!",mwah,Al,[],1732,2324,"January 20, 2004"
"n.  Engrish can be simply defined as the humorous English mistakes that appear in Japanese advertising and product design. Often,not only in Japan, but all around the world.",engrish,RogueRising,[],1624,406,"August 13, 2003"
"v.
 1. To knock someone over, usually associated with the first hit in a fight.
 2. To spend (generally a lot of) money; to buy something.
 3. To release an album.
 n.
 1. An expensive car/convertible. (see whip)",drop,g $ mikey,[],1043,419,"September 26, 2004"
"Once an efficient and fast method of communication and message transferring, now a way of harassing Internet users with spam, credit card/insurance offers, porn links, and ""Increase Your Penis Size By 5 Inches"" advertizements.",email,AYB,[],1140,211,"November 06, 2003"
"Telling lies or using corny pick up lines to impress a girl or guy to get their number, get you to fall for them, or get sex.",loose rap,Casandra,[],314,238,"December 08, 2004"
"noun: disgusting, dirty or just plain unappealing.
 inflected: grodier, grodiest
 it seams this may be an Americanized pronounciation of the british ""grotty"", which means ""of poor quality"".",grody,protocoldroid,[],1224,401,"June 17, 2004"
Suicide doors refer to car doors that open in the opposite of the regular direction - hinges are at the back and the front of the door opens. Many cars before WWII had those and now it is a popular conversion on tuned trucks. Suicide doors are considered far more dangerous than normal doors because of the possiblity of opening during movement.,Suicide doors,Darkwise,[],1275,327,"July 14, 2004"
One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used.  A fool.  A cretin.  Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.,tool,tt,[],20583,6976,"February 18, 2003"
"1. A Mitchell & Ness classic sports jersey, or any retro sports jersey
2. Another word to describe old school music",Throwback,Chi,[],1211,894,"February 25, 2004"
"n.
Short for weblog.
A meandering, blatantly uninteresting online diary that gives the author the illusion that people are interested in their stupid, pathetic life.  Consists of such riveting entries as ""homework sucks"" and ""I slept until noon today.""
 v. intr.
The act of posting to a weblog.",blog,NGX,[],3794,780,"February 06, 2003"
"Urban slang. To put up a facade or make appearances, typically to impress or in some way deceive to maintain image. From 'to front'.",frontin,T.D.,[],2921,501,"January 20, 2003"
"A more politically correct word commonly used to mean ""fat"" or ""chubby"".  Ironically, the person in question is generally not healthy in the classic sense, although well-fed.",healthy,Nick D,[],1105,922,"September 01, 2004"
"1. A Gun, knife, or other weapon.
2. Anything used for the smoking of various drugs, most commonly marijuana, most commonly a pipe.
3. A graffiti mural.
4. A place.
5. Short - piece of shit.
6. Generic - anything.",piece,KillerByte,[],2508,455,"August 08, 2004"
Undercover police officers. (low profile police),low pro po,eson,[],3867,2057,"December 16, 2003"
1. One's personal business2.  One's teeth/smile	,grill,Yebeka,[],3157,1167,"December 19, 1999"
"A ""dive"" in which you hold your knees to your chest and hit the water with your fat ass with as much force as possible with the purpose of creating a gigantic splash, thus soaking everyone in the near vicinity.",cannonball,Nick D,[],2599,514,"November 23, 2004"
"Verb. Etymology: coming from the modern car tuning scene.
a phrase that means to modify a vehicle with as many types of aftermarket parts, performance or visual-wise, as are supported by that certain vehicle.
",Trick Out,DJ FoxPhyre,[],1553,463,"March 26, 2003"
"(adjective, adverb, interjection) awesome; coined by the Street Sharks action figures and cartoon show",jawsome,Diggs,[],1199,1903,"February 17, 2003"
Something socially unacceptable done in a social gathering.,party foul,Stroll,[],4392,824,"June 28, 2004"
A night when groups of adults get drunk and use explosives when intoxicated. In some cultures they melt metal objects to artefacts.,new year's eve,j-hi,[],3130,1251,"January 07, 2004"
"A year whose number is divisible by four in which most events that operate on a four year cycle take place, such as leap year, summer olympics, and the United States presidential election.",number four year,gateway_gamer,[],1251,3752,"January 03, 2004"